Featuring young m. A. , and featuring the roots. Questlove 565 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Runners train for months and months just for the chance to tell their friends they came in 10,000th place. [ light laughter ] its nice. [ scattered applause ] the marathons Opening Ceremony actually kicked off today with the parade of nations. Its a celebration of the fact that wherever we come from and whatever our culture, we can all come together to get beaten by a guy from kenya. [ laughter and applause ] and its just its a a beautiful moment. Its a beautiful thing. But of course, the big story is ti and i read that krispy kreme is giving out free donuts to anyone who shows their i voted sticker. [ cheers ] thats right. Krispy kreme, so that way you can make two decisions youre not really proud of. [ laughter and applause ] yesterday, Bernie Sanders met up with Hillary Clinton to campaign in north carolina. [ cheers ] as former rivals, its nice to see them come together and embrace each other. Take a look. Oh. They almost embraced each other. Its flu season. Get away from me. [ laughter and applause ] over on the republican side, Melania Trump gave a speech yesterday where she said she wants to focus on stopping internet bullies. When asked how she plans on doing that, she said, by hiding my husbands phone. [ laughter and applause ] stop it. Now, multiple sources within the fbi say the agency has so protrump, one agent even called the fbi, trumplandia. What i was going to rename the United States if i win. [ laughter and applause ] its got a nice ring to it. But if youre voting here in new york, you should listen to this. I read that ballot selfies are banned here in new york city for election day. Well, i guess that means Anthony Weiner wont be voting this year. [ laughter and applause ] election with an l. Election day. [ laughter ] steve i just wanna take a a picture though. Jimmy what youre talking about is not an actual day. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] guys, i just saw a movie based on the 90s furby toys is in the works. And, this is kind of crazy, but i saw that way back in 2000. They once released a a limitededition toy called furby for president. This is real. It looks a little familiar. Take a look at this thing. [ laughter ] isnt that amazing . The only difference between that thing and donald trump is the furby has batteries you can remove to get it to stop talking. [ laughter ] and you could [ cheers and applause ] be careful, though. If you bring that one home, it will deport your other toys. [ laughter ] just so you know. Just so you know. [ applause ] speaking of toys, theres a new line of Cabbage Patch kids that have electronic eyes that can actually react to you. Perfect for kids that love dolls, but hate being able to sleep at night. [ laughter and applause ] mom, it wont stop staring at me. Guys, sometimes it feels like theres nothing but bad news out there, especially with the election going on. Well, we here at the tonight show have decided anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true, stories that make us feel happy. Ill show you what i mean in tonights installment of, ive got good news and good news. [ cheers and applause ] . Ive got good news ive got good news ive got good news . In medical news, flossing has been found to be complete bull crap. Youve always known it, and now we all know it. [ laughter ] breaking news, that crying baby on your crosscountry flight just stopped, looked around and said, wow, that was pretty annoying. Sorry, everybody. And slept peacefully for the rest of the trip. [ laughter ] hey, remember earlier when you tripped, and then you tried to play it cool by turning it into a little jog . [ laughter ] well, it worked. Thats right. A few people saw it and totally thought you just decided to jog for a second. [ laughter ] breaking news, your coworkers are dying to hear about your dream last night. It doesnt matter that it never really happened and doesnt affect them in any way. Talking to you. [ laughter ] this just in. Your Favorite Sports Team can now hear your suggestions through the television, and they love the helpful advice. [ laughter and applause ] so, the next time you yell, how about play some real defense . You can expect to see some real defense. [ cheers and applause ] just a reminder, ice cream. [ laughter ] and finally tonight, im a a little nervous to tell you this, but i like you. . . I mean, i likelike you. And i was just wondering if maybe you wanted to get a cup of coffee some time, maybe see a movie starring renee zellweger. Sorry, im bad at this. Damn it, joe. Youre blowing it. Anyway, if youre still interested, meet me at the top of the Empire State Building at midnight, and lets just see what happens. I have a really good feeling about it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, chuck scarborough, fantastic. We have a great show for you tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, thank you, guys thank you. Thank you. Guys, come back again next week on monday. Bill maher will be here. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] as well as, this is very exciting, from the World Champion chicago cubs, anthony rizzo, dexter fowler. [ cheers and applause ] ben zobrist will be here [ cheers and applause ] the cubs steve go cubbies jimmy oh, theyre great. Im very excited. Thats monday. Later in the week, we have eddie redmayne. We have lily collins. [ cheers and applause ] amy adams, Jeremy Renner will all be here. Its going to be a great, great week. [ cheers ] but first, we love this man. Hes one of the funniest people on earth. Hes got a brandnew standup comedy special on netflix called dana carvey straight white male, 60. Steve yeah jimmy dana carvey is on the plus, oh man, this woman is so talented. Her new album, here, is out today. [ cheers ] alicia keys is in the house [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy just talented, funny, awesome. I cant wait to talk to her. Were going to catch up, and then shes going to perform her new single, blended family, for us. I cant wait. Im so happy. Alicia keys is here. [ cheers and applause ] love her. Guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up on return some emails. And of course, i send out thank you notes, and i was just running a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit, i was wondering if i could just write out my weekly thankyou notes right now. Is that cool . You dont mind . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the greatest. Thank you so much. I appre [ studdering ] [ laughter ] hey. James . How you doing, buddy . [ laughter ] hey, james, can i get some thankyou note writing music, please . . . [ laughter ] hes a joy to have around the office. Steve hes a joy, yeah. Jimmy hes a joy to have around the office. Steve cute as a bug. [ laughter ] jimmy hes our hes our little button, there. Steve hes our little button. Jimmy and we love him. Steve jimmy baseball. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy baseball. Love his album. . . Jimmy thank you, daylight season for one more hour. [ cheers and applause ] we get it. Steve enough. Jimmy gosh . . Thank you, i voted stickers for being a great thing to wear if you voted or if you just want to show up to work two hours late. [ cheers and applause ] that line was so it was a a mess. Steve unbelievable. Jimmy oh, it was just, like a mess. Steve they were serving jimmy oh, i was even there early, and i still couldnt. [ laughter ] steve wait, did you vote or not . Jimmy whats that . Steve did you vote . Jimmy yeah, i totally went, and i [ laughter ] and i voted. Steve were you just there . Are you sure you voted . Jimmy i was just there. Steve whered you vote at . Where did you vote . Jimmy i had to go to the school. Steve which school . [ laughter ] jimmy they changed the location last minute. [ laughter ] how was i supposed to know . [ laughter ] i was there early at the wrong school. I had to vote, wait online. [ laughter ] steve are you okay . Is there something wrong with your im i just had a krispy kreme. Steve oh. [ laughter and applause ] fall back. Jimmy thank you. . . Thank you, beyonce, for giving a surprise performance at the cma awards or as its also known, country time lemonade. steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy perfect. Steve come on perfect jimmy perfect Steve Country time lemonade. Jimmy that was made just for that joke. Steve come on, perfect jimmy thank you, salad spinners, for making me feel like im doing cpr on my come on stay with me stay with me, buddy. Im sorry. Im sorry. Its wilted. Steve ugh [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, donald trump and Hillary Clinton, for both holding your Election Night parties in new york city, which will result in the lamest reenactment of west side story ever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and app . Youre never alone youre never disconnected . . . Jimmy and finally, this is the last one. [ audience aws ] last thank you note. But i love you. I love you, boy. [ laughter ] . . And its time for you to grow up, time for you to get a job, get married, hopefully do better than your old man did. With me wherever i go . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im working on it steve and the tony goes to jimmy im working out my oneman, my oneman show. Steve the oneman show. Jimmy yeah. Steve its called thank you notes. Jimmy yeah. Steve but with notes, thank you notes. Jimmy here you go, lengthy notes. Heres the last one. . . Thank you, arbys, for selling out of your new deer meat sandwich on its first day, or as santa put it, guess ill be using an uber from now on. there you go. Thank you, everyone those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with dana carvey [ cheers and applause ] . . Simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. Surprise we heard you got a job as a developer its official, i work for ge what . Wow. Yeah okay. Guys, ill be writing a new language for machines so planes, trains, even hospitals can work better. Oh sorry, i was trying to put it away. Got it on the cake. So youre going to work on a train . Not on a train. On trains do you know what ge is . Inside the rack houses of jim beam thousands of barrels lay silent aging, building a fuller smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years how will you make yours . Now try jim beam apple poured over ice and serve with club soda and a fresh lemon wedge im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Donald trump i could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldnt lose any voters, okay . And you can tell them to go f themselves you know, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever. You gotta see this guy. Ahh, i dont know what i said, ahh. I dont remember. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is one of the alltime greatest cast members in saturday night live history. He now stars in the new original standup special, dana carvey straight white male, 60, premiering today, exclusively on netflix. And then beginning january 6th good friend jon lovitz, who i should say is one of the greatest cast members of saturday night live history. At the theyre doing a residency at the foundry in the sls hotel in las vegas. Please welcome the hilariously entertaining dana carvey [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was cool. Hey how you doing . Everything good . [ speaking french ] jimmy fallon. Jimmy uh, um, uh youre the only talk show host i could go out and youre like, okay, thats cool. [ laughter ] jimmy we dont need any of that stuff. Come on, man. What are we going to do . [ light laughter ] i have anxiety. Jimmy i have a problem. I have anxiety, ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy i have anxiety like the whole nation does. We got to get to tuesday. We just got to get to tuesday. Jimmy i know, lets get to tuesday, please, please. Because theres a very good chance both of them could be arrested before tuesday. [ laughter ] come on we got to get to tuesday jimmy seriously. I mean, you see donald, like, melania, melania, get to the plane, okay . Just get to the plane, okay . Why we got to go to plane, donald . You touch a ladys vajeesh . [ laughter ] jimmy what . [ laughter ] a ladys vajeesh . What are you, borat . Just get on the plane, okay . Get on the plane, okay . Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Jimmy what we do now . Well, i think obama theyll both get arrested, tuesday night and, well, ive talked to michelle. Weve decided to stay on. [ laughter ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right. [ as obama ] thats right. And in the spirit of unity, ive got someone whos going to be copresident with me. George . [ as george w. Bush ] im going to be the veep. [ laughter ] thats quite an intense face. Thats when they go im going to be the veep. For you. Two irishmen walk out of a bar. It could happen. [ laughter ] its a comedy bicycle. If you get a big laugh, you just do this. [ light laughter ] . . Everybody does it. Everyone does it. Everyone does it. Dont give a comedian a a monitor. Jimmy i want to talk about oh, anyway. Jimmy your standup special. Yeah, straight white male, 60. I know, its a weird title, isnt it . Jimmy i like it. My sons are millennials, theyre doing standup with me and theyre like, dad, you should totally name it that. I would so click on that. I would totally click on that. [ light laughter ] jimmy its all about clicking on it. Its all about click bait. Thats it. So, you know, i do a lot of millennial material in the special. Jimmy yeah. What do you think of millennials . I spend a lot of time with them. Well, theyre brilliant. You guysy yeah. Enjoy your youth, man. Enjoy your youth. Touch your toes, never take a a nap. [ laughter ] here we are. Well be right back with more jimmy fallon. Jimmy is it tom brokaw . I was tom brokaw. Jimmy tom brokaw is Tom Brokaw Jimmy ill be announcing for the tonight show. Let me do tom brokaw saying where the library . In spanish. [ laughter ] why not . Jimmy why not . Why not . . . This is why jimmy this is what you get to expect if you watch the netflix special. I do a lot of wacky stuff. Yeah, i do some millennial the thing i do about millennials is never take a a millennial kid, or never take a teenage boy to europe. Like, dont waste your money. My wife and i brought our sons to italy and we were in the roman coliseum with the teenage boys. So we thought it was amazing, my god, the seat of history. And ill stand up for it. This is the quote. He goes, uh, is this pretty much all were going to do today . [ laughter and applause ] which is such a passive aggressive thing. All they care about because they were into bmx biking and skateboarding is what they could catch air on. You know, we saw the statue of david. I could catch so much air off his ass. Anyway. Jimmy anywho. But do you a thing where are we . Jimmy in your you do micro impressions. I do micro impressions now. Theyre my latest little trick. Jimmy i love this. Ive always loved your standup. Thats thank you. One of my micro impressions is of you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . And its not very good. Its just a core, tiny essence exploded into the stratosphere. Jimmy okay. This im a ufo. Crazy. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i would freak out. If i saw a ufo, i would freak out. Okay, let me throw one at you, okay . How about chris rock as a sushi jimmy me do chris rock . No, yeah, you do chris rock as a sushi chef. Jimmy raw fish. [ laughter ] raw fish how do you like the fish . Raw. [ cheers and applause ] . . Raw fish this is Christopher Walken enjoys a a magic trick. Wow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats unbelievable. Sean connery is asked whether he would like to vacation in spain. Yes. [ laughter ] theyre micro. This is for questlove. Tony montana at thanksgiving dinner. Scarface. Tony montana, thanksgiving dinner. Pass the sweet potatoes. [ laughter ] michael cain in kindergarten. [ as caine ] just because its nap time, doesnt mean i need a bloody nap. [ laughter ] [ applause ] abcdefghijklmnop. Thats right. Thats right. I just want to know why do we have to color between the lines . [ laughter ] thy if you do michael cain, you start up here on the stairs and you take one level down here and then you go further down and then you go down here and then you say, master wayne, whats with all the pushups if youre never going to use your muscles . [ laughter ] liam neeson works at whole foods. Jimmy okay. Now this is a ten item or less line. You have 11 items. If you walk away now, no harm will come to you. [ cheers and applause ] this writes itself, but its fun. Donald trump applies chapstick. [ light laughter ] donald trump applies chap stick. Jimmy you do it. I dont know [ as trump ] i just do it like, okay, so good, so soft. [ light laughter ] so, so nice. Jimmy i think maybe you take two tubes and you go [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dana carvey, everybody i love this man. [ cheers and applause ] i love this man check t premiering today on netflix. More fun with dana when we come back. 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Jimmy but do you remember when we worked together on that old tv show . Oh, really . You mean, youre talking about tumbleweed canyon . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Tumbleweed canyon. Jimmy thats right. How long ago was that . Jimmy i dont know. It was a western miniseries. Right. Jimmy we played two cowboys who hung out at a saloon and made comments about everyone who walked in. Seems like yeah. Jimmy it was basically like westworld but without th yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i just remember it being a lot of fun. It was fun. You know, you were great in it. You were really good. Jimmy thank you. I think we have a [ laughter ] you were great, too. How was i . I was all right. If we had nude, horny robots, wed still be on the air. Jimmy but they would just make comments about everybody, and thats all the show was, and thats why it was canceled. It was unfortunate but you went on to have a great career. Knock on wood. Youre doing okay. [ laughter ] jimmy im just hearing from we have a clip from the show. You serious . Oh, my gosh. Jimmy going back to memory lane. Here it is. Tumbleweed canyon. Tumbleweed canyon. [ cheers and applause ] [ whip cracks ] . . . . [ light laughter ] yeah. [ cheers and applause ] two sarsaparillas, bar keep. Nothin beats wettin your whistle right here at our favorite watering hole. Jimmy thats right. Thats right. Yes, you said it, partner. [ light laughter ] thats right. Jimmy well, well, well, lookie what we gots ourselves here. Oh, we got ourselves a a businessman. Jimmy yeah, you going to take care of some business, mr. Businessman . Is that what youre going to do . Huh . You going to make a business call on a cellular telephone . [ laughter ] mr. Businessman . Yeah. We in the making fun of businessman business, and let me tell you, business is good. Jimmy thats what i thought. Thats what i thought. We own this place. We own this saloon. Oh. Jimmy well, well, well. Lookie what we got ourselves here. We gots ourselves a Flight Attendant. Flights . Is that what youre going to do, Flight Attendant lady . You going to offer some peanuts or little pretzels . You going to tell us to make sure our seats are belted and all buckled up and our tray tables are [ talking over each other ] jimmy you going to bring us a drink if we give the button a a ding . Yeah, like a little ding [ laughter ] yeah. Ding ding. Yeah. Jimmy ding dong the witch is dead. You run away, Flight Attendant lady, attend to your flight. [ laughter ] jimmy well, well, well, lookie what we got ourselves here. We got ourselves a judge. Walking around in your black oh, look at judgey man run away. Thats what i thought. [ laughter and applause ] oh, man. Unbelievable. We just funning. What you got to say, bar keep man . You know what . Its pretty pathetic, you guys making fun of everybody that walks into this here saloon. You got to take a good look in that mirror and you think about what youre doing with your lives. . . Jimmy maybe hes right. Looks like we got ourselves two an build themselves up by tearing other people down. Maybe them cowboys youre talking about, theyre afraid of what they might see if they [ laughter ] if they take a look [ laughter ] at their own soul. [ laughter ] [ adam sandler gibberish ] look at what we got here, adam sandler cowboy. Maybe the emotional wounds left by an absent father and an unloving mother. Jimmy nah. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy that was that was a lot more fun than i remember. My thanks to dana carvey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. Well be right back with alicia keys, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] im here in bristol, virginia. And now. Im in bristol, tennessee. On this side of the road is virginia. And on this side its tennessee. 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You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. A camera that actually zooms. Its a phone you can change again and again and again. Hello moto. Get excited world. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy one moto z droid, get one free. . . Jimmy our next guest is a a multiplatinum singer, songwriter, and producer. She has won 15 grammys and sold over 35 million albums. [ cheers and applause ] plus shes one of our favorite new coaches on the voice, which airs monday and tuesday nights at 8 00 p. M. Right here on nbc. Her much anticipated new album, here is available today. Please welcome the insanely talented alicia keys. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy that is how you do it. How you doing . Welcome. Welcome back. I like that. Jimmy i love i love the album. Its fantastic. [ valley girl accent ] i love your hair. I love your hair. Do you love my hair . Jimmy [ valley girl accent ] i love your hair. Get into it. Jimmy i love your hair. Thank you. Jimmy how whats the name of the album . Oh, the name of the album is here. Jimmy [ valley girl accent ] hair . Not to be mistaken with hair. Jimmy [ valley girl accent ] hair. I love your hair in here. Yeah. My hair in here. Jimmy [ valley girl accent ] its getting hair in here. [ light laughter ] i dont even know that song. How are you pal . Good to yo im so good. Jimmy i want to talk about this because i know you and the roots shared a studio back in 1998, i want to say . Oh, my gosh. Jimmy do you remember this . 1998 . Jimmy is that right . Somebody help me. Jimmy questlove got you something. He got me a present . Jimmy he got you a present because you guys shared a a studio together. I dont know what this is or what is this going to be a a jukebox, quest . Because i really, really want a a jukebox. Jimmy its not a jukebox. Its very small. Yeah. Well, thank you so much. Is this like a holiday present . Questlove yeah. Sure. Questlove we discovered krispy kreme back in 199 [ cheers and applause ] wow. Jimmy do you remember that . What do you mean you discovered them . You have to smell it. Jimmy you dont have to smell the krispy kreme. Mmm. Jimmy you just get right in there. No, thats what makes you go into the store, because you smell it like 60 blocks away. [ light laughter ] and youre like, wheres the krispy kreme . Jimmy where was this . Where was this . Questlove well, at battery studios. Right. Questlove i didnt know her yeah. We do christmas lights. Questlove yeah, for some reason. Like no regular lights. Just christmas lights. Hence, the holiday gift packaging. Questlove exactly, exactly. You have such a good memory. Thats so sweet and sensitive of you. [ audience aws ] jimmy thats not [ applause ] im the one that gave them to you. Im the yeah. I mean, hello. Oh, thank you. Thanks, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy well, youre good at doing, like, that type of thing when you say, like, thats so thats so you do this on the voice and i think thats how you get all of your people. But i mean it. Jimmy i dont know. I mean [ laughter ] what . Jimmy you do mean it. Are you trying to say im inauthentic . Jimmy no. You are not. Im trying to say you know how to do it. You know how to sell. You gotta come with me. We have a clip. Just to see how good you are. Okay. All right. Come on. You came to this show to meet me. [ applause ] im not playing. Im not joking. Im so serious, and im serious in a place in my heart. I was working on music trying to figure out who i am and how could people stop telling me to try to fit in with everybody else since i was 14 years old. I dont want to be like anybody else. And i dont want you to be like anybody else. You were born to show people what love sounds like. [ cheers and applause ] i think thats why youre great, because you say stuff like that and you go and you feel emotion through the tv set and i go, i want alicia keys to pick me. [ laughter ] i want to work with you. I cant even sing. No, that i mean, wei is like an incredible vocalist and to hear her, you cant believe how she makes you feel and she has this tiny, tiny, tiny little speaking voice and then her actual singing voice is huge. So i have to say i wasnt always that good like that. Jimmy oh, really . You couldnt scenario because, you know, you press your button and if other people press their button then everyone has to, like, start to pitch to the person why they should choose them, and i didnt im not good at that. I wasnt good at that. Jimmy youre not a pushy person, trying to sell things. Im not a pitcher. Im not like a salesman, like, hey, you know . Its weird. Jimmy yeah, i know. I do that. You are a salesman . Jimmy yeah. I sell things all the time. Oh. [ light laughter ] okay, well a little while because, you know, my creative partner and manager, she said to me, before i went onset one day, she was like, im going to need you to step it up. [ light laughter ] jimmy woah. Im going to need you to drop, like, 15 grammys on them. Jimmy oh, yeah. Im going to need you to talk about why youre the only woman on there thats a a producer and a writer and an artist. I need you jimmy yeah. To step it up. I was like, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy you did. And you stepped it up. How do you have time to yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you did. And thats why youre so great. This album, you took over times square. Look at this photo. This is amazing. Oh my oh. Jimmy thats real. That looks fake. [ cheers and applause ] that looks fake. Thats unbelievable. I was in a dream. I grew up i was born and raised in new york city. This was a dream. Jimmy yeah. A literal dream. Jimmy thats crazy, right . Picture exists. Seriously. Jimmy thats so cool. Its unbelievable. Jimmy tell me about the album. What do fans have to look forward to . Oh, youre gonna i just feel so connected to music, so connected to myself, so connected to the message. I feel so i feel like this is the best album ive ever written yet. And i feel like this is, you know, but this is really me meeting myself and the world, us, this is us meeting here but for sure, this is the album i always dreamed to do, but i didnt exactly know how to execute it. Its raw. It is urgent. Its a love letter to new york city. Its honest. Its vulnerable. Its things that everybody can understand. It is so, so, so powerful. I cannot wait for you to go there and be here on saturday. Jimmy yeah. Blended family is what youre doing tonight. Yes. Jimmy and that is based on your family. Album. It really topically talks about things that i dont think we dont get a lot of you dont hear that much or we dont get a chance to explore that much. So blended family really explores what the modern day family is, and what does it look like. And there is no traditional family, you know . A blended family can be two moms with their kids. A blended family can be two different people from two different religious backgrounds getting together. A blended family can be an asian mom and a black dad. It can be like my family where my husband has children from other relationships and now we e know, just loving, uplifting each other, and it can be anything that is surrounded with love. So, thats what blended family is about. Its not often talked about, but were all blended families, so its its dope. Jimmy and youre going to play that for us tonight, and i can say, because im sitting next to you, i feel the love. Can you . Jimmy i can feel . I can feel the love right here . [ cheers ] . Here is available on itunes . Featuring young m. A. For us when we come back. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Y, is this our turn . Honey. 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Want more proof . Ask your rheumatologist about humira. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the new album is called here. Performing blended family, featuring young m. A. And the roots, once again, alicia keys. [ cheers and applause ] . . . Growing up i had a little sister, older brother and to us a father figure was a single mother . . My daddy was locked up my mother was knocked up . . And every now and then my brother father would pop up . . But i consider him dad cause he would get me basically anything that i asked . . Fresh kicks for the summer i would crease em and scuff em . . New coat for the winter with a new pair of butters ooh . . Treated me like i was his a single mother no daddy thats just how we live . . We didnt understand thats just what it is . . Thats just what it is hey i might not really be your mother . . But that dont mean that i dont really love ya and even though i married your father . . Thats not the only reason im here for ya i think youre beautiful i think youre perfect . . I know how hard it gets but i swear its worth it worth it . . Thats what you do what you do what you do what you do for love . . There aint nothing there aint nothing there aint nothing i wont do for us . . For love it may not be easy this blended family but baby . . Thats what you do what you do what you do what you do for love . . Love . I know it started with a little drama i hate you had to read it in the paper . . But everythings alright with me and your momma . . Baby everybody here you know adores ya . . And i think its beautiful i think its perfect i know how hard it gets . . But i swear its worth it thats what you do what you do . . What you do what you do for love there aint nothing there aint nothing . . There aint nothing i wont do for us for love . . It may not be easy this blended family but baby . . Thats what you do what you do what you do what you do for love . . Yeah love for love . . Are you this real my true love cause youre my baby rejoice daily . . I believe love could bring us closer than blood . . Are you this real my true love cause youre my baby rejoice daily . . I believe love could bring us closer than blood . . Thats what you do what you do what you do what you do for love . . There aint nothing there aint nothing there aint nothing i wont do for us . It may not be easy this blended family but baby . . Thats what you do what you do what you do what you do for love . . Love thats what you do for love . . For the love of the babies for love were a blended family for love . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy alicia keys young m. A. here is out today. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] a reckless tea party partisan. Hoeber will defund planned parenthood, threatening cancer screening. Said shed invade iraq again if given the chance, and hoeber has fought for a global increase of chemical weapons. 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