And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 502, louisville steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, please, control yourselves. Sit down, relax. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. Its a hot show tonight. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] chris pine, Joanna Lumley, troye sivan. Everybody. Thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, the big story is that the Republican National convention started today, and were actually just a week away from the democratic convention. Both have a very important case to make. Who would be better at creating peace between Kim Kardashian and taylor swift. [ laughter ] i mean, someones gotta do it. [ cheers and applause ] our country is better than this, guys. Steve gotta do it. Jimmy thats right, the Republican Convention started today. Donald trump spent the past several days preparing his acceptance speech, while Chris Christie spent the past two weeks blowing up balloons. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is kind of crazy. I read that the Republican Convention is banning 72 items from the event, including tennis balls and lasers. [ light laughter ] or as dogs and cats put it, go hillary. [ cheers and applause ] balls and lasers, thats my jam. [ applause ] steve what . Jimmy meanwhile, mike pence as his running mate on saturday in new york city. And afterwards, pence tweeted this photo of himself, enjoying a quick dinner with the family at chilis. [ laughter ] yep. Thats where he decided to go during his trip to new york city. [ laughter ] thats where he went. Thats right. Thats okay, because pence managed to do a lot of other stuff while he was here in new york city. Check out what else pence said he did. First, he tweeted, wanted to see new york fashion, so i stopped by the gap on 34th. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] well, hes in new york. Steve you got to when youre in new york. Jimmy then he tweeted, ordering a famous new york city hot dog at burger king. [ laughter ] steve oh. [ kissing noise ] jimmy and finally, just went to chinatown, but couldnt find a panda express. Sad. [ laughter and applause ] sad. So sad. Last night, trump and pence actually sat down for a joint interview on 60 minutes. Did you see this . Man, its fantastic. Pence said that if he has president s office, close the door, and share his heart. [ light laughter ] even guys in the bachelorette were, like, gross. [ laughter ] share your heart . Actually, kind of seems like trump and pence didnt agree on everything during the interview. Listen to this. He speaks from his heart, and well, i speak from my heart and my brain, just so we understand. People speak from their heart. Thats right. This is maybe more important. [ laughter ] jimmy mostly, i speak from the mouth. The mouth keeps going, even when im sleeping. I speak from the mouth. [ cheers and applause ] they eventually found some common ground, though. Check this out. This man is awed with the american people, and hes not intimidated by the world. And donald trump, this good man, i believe, will be a great president of the united states. I love what he just said. [ laughter ] jimmy i couldnt agree more. I couldnt agree more with what i told you to say. Thats right. [ laughter ] by the way, it turns out, that wasnt that ticking clock wasnt 60 minutes, that was for civilization. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow, i did not know that. Jimmy over on the democratic side, Bernie Sanders gave a 23 minute speech at a a Conference Last Week after he endorsed hillary clinton, but he didnt mention her by name. [ light laughter ] so people had a pretty good idea who he was referring to when he mentioned moneybags mcpantsuit. [ laughter and applause ] well, guys, the olympics are just a couple weeks away, and i read a 94yearold track coach for new zealand will be attending this years games. Which makes the most suspenseful part of every race the starting gun. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes okay, everybody, hes okay. You can start running. Go, hes fine. [ applause ] you see this . U. S. Olympic swi nathan adrian, says he eats five to six full meals a day, and on practice days, he has breakfast twice. Lets see a picture of this years team. [ laughter ] i think we know which one nathan is there. Hes right there. [ applause ] and, finally, i saw that last week was the 27th anniversary of the classic romantic comedy when harry met sally. [ cheers ] the movie features interviews i know, we love it. The movie has interviews with couples talking about how they met, and apparently for the anniversary, they released a a new edition that features a a new couple. Its very sweet. Take a look at this. We fell in love in high school. Yeah, we were high school sweethearts. And this beautiful girl walked in, and i turned to arthur, and i said, arthur, you see that girl . Im going to marry her. I got to know him during the [ laughter ] jimmy it had to be you we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody, welcome, welcome. It is monday. Were so happy to be back. Weve got a big week of shows coming up tomorrow night. Idris elba and heidi klum will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then later this week, mila kunis and simon cowell will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus we have performances from asap mob, celine dion, and pen and teller. Its going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show. But first, we have a fun show tonight. Hes back as captain kirk in the new summer blockbuster, star trek beyond. Chris pine is here [ cheers and applause ] hes a good man. Steve good dude. Jimmy later in the show, im challenging chris to a game of inflatable flip cup. [ cheers ] thatll be fun. Plus, she stars in the this u. K. I think it was last week. Its the biggest british movie in the u. K. Since james bond. Steve wow. Jimmy from absolutely fabulous the movie, my girl, Joanna Lumley is here [ cheers and applause ] sweetie, darling. Oh, sweetie oh, shes the best. And we got great music, you guys. We have music from troye sivan, right there you guys. [ cheers and applause ] he knows how to do it. Hes got a good youll see. He looks gorgeous tonight and sounds good. He always does. Hes got a great stage thing and lights and all the smoke, a a lot of smoke. Steve lot of smoke . Jimmy yeah, its great. Steve too much smoke . Jimmy heres what hes doing tonight. Just a little taste of wild. cause when you look like that i never ever wanted to be so bad oh jimmy thats my new jam. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. You cant see, but under the desk, my feet are steve your feet are gone. [ talking over each other ] jimmy i used to have a a lucite desk. When i first started. Steve why did ge much better. [ light laughter ] guys, do you ever start watching videos on youtube and then somehow an hour goes by and youre like, what just happened . [ light laughter ] you get sucked into watching video after video. Well, i want to help you save some time. So i got together with friends at the found footage festival, and they sent me some of the strangest, most interesting videos that theyve ever seen. And as a service to you guys, im about show you those videos. These are all they are 100 real videos. We didnt make these. Now its time for my do not watch list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not watch do not watch do not watch these clips these clips jimmy now before we start, i want you all to know every video that im about to show you is 100 real. We didnt make these. They are real. Lets see whats on my do not watch list. The first one is an instructional video. Steve oh, great. Jimmy we love those, right . Steve i love it. Jimmy yeah. This is on how to sing like a a rock singer. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. Steve thats helpful. Jimmy it was made by a guy named tim boggart, who is the bassist for vanilla fudge. Steve the bassist. Jimmy whats that . Steve the bassist, not the lead singer. Jimmy no, this is the bassist for vanilla fudge. He plays the base. Its about rock singing. Steve great. Jimmy lets take a look. [ vocalizing ] very good. [ vocalizing ] give me a may. May. May jimmy all right. Very good, very good. Yeah, we got that one there. [ light laughter ] that was helpful. Steve yeah. Jimmy i havent gotten up to that chapter yet, but steve very rock n roll. Jimmy yeah it is, yeah. Oh, this next one is for all you video game lovers out there. You guys like video games . [ cheers and applause ] this was released in 1 1989 by the u. S. National video game team. Theyre showcasing some cheat codes you can type in to make certain games easier to play. Sounds simple enough. Lets take look at some cheat codes. [ light laughter ] to be able select any level on ikari warriors, when the player selection mode comes on the screen, type in this code. Up, down, a, a, b, left, right, a, b, up, a, down, right, right, left, b, up, left, a, right, b, left, right, a, left, up, a, down, a, right, left, b, press start. Ill do it slow for demonstration purposes. [ laughter ] up, down, a, a, b, left, right, a, b, up, a jimmy okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop the video. [ cheers and applause ] how long is that . [ laughter ] its so easy to remember. Steve its so great. Jimmy up, up, down, down, left, right, up. [ laughter ] oh, this next ones a music jimmy yeah, yeah. This is from an 80s band called the scat brothers. And theyre like a country rock band. The song is called life at the outpost. And according to them, its for all the ladies out there. [ audience oohs ] take a look. Life at the outpost going every single night life at the outpost you can bet on your life life at the outpost those men were working it right every single day all the ladies would say give your love to a cowboy man hes going to love you hard as he can give your love to a cowboy man hes going to love you hard as he can jimmy all right, thats good. [ cheers and applause ] thats good. All the ladies. Steve all the ladies. Ladies will love that. Jimmy should have been a a hit. [ laughter ] this next video is by a guy who characters and would record homemade singalong videos for kids. Steve aw. Jimmy thats sweet, right . Steve thats so sweet. Jimmy he called himself singalong frank. [ light laughter ] heres frank dressed up as frosty the snowman. Frosty the snowman had to hurry on his way [ laughter ] jimmy right . Said goodbye now dont you cry ill be back again someday down through the village with a broomstick in his hand shouting here and there all around jimmy all right, stop, stop, stop, stop, please. [ light laughter ] oh, my goodness. Steve made of human skulls behind him . [ laughter ] oh my god. Frightening. Jimmy if that doesnt put you in the holiday spirit, i dont know what will. [ laughter ] were down to our last video. This is from an old Public Access tv talent show called stairway to stardom, and it aired right here in new york city, home of chilis. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] steve have you been to the gap on 34th street . Jimmy no, i want to. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy from 1979 to the early 90s, this show ran. Lets take a look at it. Hairdresser hairdresser whoa oh hairdresser hairdresser oh oh hairdresser hairdresser hairdresser hairdresser so take my hand and walk this land with me this great and golden land with me we went riding but she didnt balk home from yonkers im the one who had to walk if you knew susie like i know susie oh oh what a gal jimmy oh, hey thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i like that guy. Steve i like that. That show back. That guys fantastic. We went riding but she didnt balk home from yonkers but im the one who had to talk if you knew susie like i knew susie oh what a gal [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for do not watch. Thank you to our friends at found footage festival. You can check them out at foundfootagefest. Com. If you think you have a video to use on our next watch list, we want to see it. Send your suggestions to our blog at donotwatch tonightshow. Com. 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Nothing to hide. Thats transfarency. Sfx clap, clap, ding [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest returns as captain kirk in the highly anticipated summer blockbuster, star trek beyond, which is in theaters and imax 3d on friday. You can also see him in the new movie, hell or high water, which opens in select theaters august 12th and nationwide august 19th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome chris pine [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. All right. Jimmy gosh, they love you, they love you. Chris pine love right there. [ cheers ] that was very sweet of you. I appreciate it. Jimmy thats gotta feel good. Look at you here in mens fitness. Oh, dear. Jimmy you got the baseball bat there. Large baseball bat. Jimmy is that a cricket bat or is that a thats a uh jimmy is that a softball bat . Its a cricket bat. Thats my gopher killer. [ light laughter ] jimmy of course. What is this thing . This is a new thing. This is absolute boredom. [ laughter ] jimmy you just my buddies calling it my second baseman goatee. He says i look like every second baseman in baseball. Thats what i like to think. Jimmy its your evil twin brother. Yeah. Jimmy thank you for coming back on the show. Thanks for having me. Jimmy we love having you on. We miss you because i love having you on, because you come on, we talk about your movies, your projects and then you beat me. Jimmy no, then we play [ laughter ] jimmy with the gopher bat. Thats what youre saying, right . That youre going to beat me in what did you beat me in last time . Battleship . Jimmy i dont really remember. I was mortified. Jimmy heres a heres a a photo of it. [ laughter and applause ] heres a picture of it. We played battleshots. It was so mortifying. Jimmy but this is not really a game of skill. Gosh. Jimmy but, man, oh, man you had bad luck. Did i not did i not get i dont jimmy did you get one . Nary a one. Jimmy you mean nary a a one. [ laughter ] nary a one. Jimmy nary a one. And god, did i have like a a comb over in that too . Jimmy you had to do five or six shots, and then like a a bonus one of tequila. And i just felt so bad. Miserable. Jimmy and it was really ive never seen anyone it was a long night of selfloathing drinking. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. But you were telling me you were telling me the night after we finished that, you told me about the first time that you got, like, you played a a drinking game. Oh, yeah. I um was 11th grade jimmy yeah. And i got invited to the senior party. That was a big deal, obviously youre 11th grade, thats a big deal. Jimmy yeah. And so i got all decked out, drakkar noir and [ laughter ] jimmy yeah doused my body in the petrullian, drakkar noir jimmy drakkar noir, yeah. Found my way to the party and jimmy what does all decked out mean for 11th grade . Some sort of well, some sort facial hair cause i was very excited that i was growing facial hair at that point. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, me too. It looked really bad. Jimmy i had a wispy, wispy, wispy mustache. Did you . Jimmy and i had it for, of course, my yearbook photo. A little fu manchu. Jimmy it is so no, not even fu manchu. It was just so it like kind of blew up like curtains. [ laughter ] like, when you just raise the window open. Jimmy leave the window open in the summer. Like Donald Trumps hair or something on your upper lip. Jimmy yeah, it was trump. It was a comb over mustache. Yeah. Jimmy i thought i was starting a new trend, but it was the trump stash. Jimmy it was unbelievable. It was so gross. The old trump stash. I know it well. Jimmy my yearbook forever. I go, i wish i thought [ cheers and applause ] a wispy bad one. Good lord. It also looks like youre maybe chopping into the front section of the of your hair. Jimmy of my actual hair . To create some more wisps. Jimmy yeah, that was the feathered look. I thought i was gonna try to bring that back. The curtains. The curtains. Jimmy the whole thing was a a mistake. [ laughter ] so, sorry, i cut you off. Its a fascinating story. So, i go to the party, get all decked out, and decide jimmy what does decked out no, im just kidding. [ laughter ] its like groundhog day. Jimmy you see where im going . I know. I see, i see. Jimmy its a wormhole. Its a wormhole. Its a wormhole. Star trek groundhog day. Jimmy wormhole thats the fourth one. [ light laughter ] and then i decided to drink goldschlager and warm bud light. Jimmy yes oh, this sounds like was this party at my house . On top of a chinese dinner. [ laughter ] jimmy i see where this is going. And they just happened to put in shag carpet. Jimmy was this at somebodys like parents house . Somebodys parents house. Jimmy oh, no, man. Morning. I go and see my mom. She was like, how was the party . And i said it was, you know, it was great. It was lovely. We, you know, we talked. A lot of really, really interesting, interesting people. We played gin rummy, and jimmy gin rummy . And go fish and im going to go to bed now. She said, thats thats great, sweet heart. And i walk inside, and as im going inside, i see the reflection in the window going into my living room, and entire right side of my body is caked in puke. [ laughter ] jimmy some really interesting people, mom. Yeah. Jimmy shes like, yeahhuh. So then she drove me back to the back to their house to apologize. Jimmy thats right. Good mom, good mom. Thats right. To apologize. Jimmy teach you a lesson. So i walked up, knocked on the door, knocked on the door, desperately praying that they werent there, then my dreams were satisfied, they were not home, thank god, but my lesson was learned. Jimmy yeah, so you didnt have to clean it up, yeah. No, god, can you imagine that . Jimmy you werent invited back . For the gin rummy party . How old was the guy anyway . Ive been a senior for 80 years. Hes my 69yearold jimmy come over, chris were playing canasta tonight. Another game of gin rummy [ laughter ] jimmy its like the golden girls having a party. You have a huge summer happening right now, congratulations on this, you got nominated for an emmy. I know. I just found out yesterday. Jimmy thats a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Jimmy congratulations. I know, out of the blue, man. Jimmy thats fun. Never really been nominated for anything, except for a a razzie i think. Jimmy no. So this is like this is a a step up. Jimmy supermansion is that correct . Supermansion, yeah. Its a great show, Bryan Cranston and who else was on it . Keegan jimmy you get to work with all these fun people. I mean, cause you get but we thats the strange thing about voiceovers. I just started doing this. You go into a booth, you have this really funny script, and you just kind of tool down the script and give four or five different versions oli but you never meet the guys that youre playing with, really. Jimmy oh, thats kind of a a bummer. Kind of odd. Jimmy but you got a good cranstons a great dude. Do you know Bryan Cranston . A little bit. Hes very sweet. Jimmy oh, you got a great cast to work with. Yeah. Jimmy but then the western, which is hell or high water, jeff bridges. The dude, man. Jimmy i mean, the dude. You get to hang with the dude. And let me tell you something, every wish you have about jeff bridges jimmy is true. Is absolutely true. Jimmy hes the nicest he is the dude. Hes the dude. Jimmy hes the best. We dont him to leave when he comes on. I think my favorite my favorite bridgesism is that really funny laugh that he has. Hell get excited and hell be like, all right, far out, man [ laughter ] hes so its so cute. Jimmy its so cute. You love it. You just love him. Hes such a good, good guy, man. Yeah, hes the best. Jimmy so its you and ben foster. Its almost like full on bank robbery, western . Yes. Its, you know, takes place now and its about two brothers that their family farm is being crappy mortgage and weve all heard about those, obviously, recently in the past four or five years. Jimmy yeah. And they decided to do something about it, and becomes kind of a, you know, a chase between these two these two brothers that want to help their family by robbing these banks that have screwed them over, and then jeff bridges and his partner come after us. Jimmy so you have that film on one and then you do and scifi to the max with star trek beyond. Yeah. Jimmy congrats on that. Thank you very much. Jimmy do you even know where your brain is at right now . I think im still in australia at this point. Jimmy yeah, you are . Welcome to australia. Were here in australia. [ cheers and applause ] i love your country. Jimmy have you been to the chilis . [ laughter ] no, its outback. It is outback here. Jimmy yeah, its outback here. Fantastic. Its a mom and pop shop. Jimmy do you want to set up star trek beyond . Can you say what its about . Yeah, you know, this is the 50th anniversary of star trek, and to think that anything thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that deserves a round of applause. And to think that anything, you lasted that long with such a a considerable fan base, i think is saying something. Trying to kind of reason why that is, i think, fundamentally gene roddenberry, the guy that created the series, envisioned this world that was better than what we have. Its a bunch of people working together. In the original show it was a a russian, and that asian guy, you have an africanamerican woman, there was the first interracial kiss on star trek in 1968, if you can imagine that. The height of civil disturbance here, and so 50 years on we kind of reinvestigate the need for family, the need for federation, the need for strength and unity, and obviously as we unfortunately see in our world right now i think its germane and apropos message for right now, which is, we work better when we work together. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is absolutely true. We have a clip here. Heres chris pine in star trek beyond, take a look at this. No response. I am picking up some kind of signal. Theyre jamming us. Magnify, mr. Sulu. What is this . Shields up red alert [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Popcorn, oh, so fun. Would you like to play a game with me . A little a rematch . The inflato suit game . Jimmy yeah. Lets do it. Jimmy lets do it right now. Inflatable flip cup, chris pine, come on. When we come back. Come on back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] state farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . Theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. 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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Are you ready to do this . You know how it works. You gotta drink it down so you drink it and then you go it goes like that, and then you flip it upside down . Jimmy thats correct. It has to land flat on the other side. Okay. Jimmy and we dont have any shag carpeting so dont worry about it. [ laughter ] ready . Wait, i gotta get ready, gotta get ready. Gotta get pumped up. Gotta get pumped up, gotta get pumped up. Get pumped up [ cheers and applause ] count em down, ready . Three, two, one, go [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah jimmy redemption oh, my gosh. The champ, chris pine, everybody [ cheers and applause ] star trek beyond is in theaters friday. Well be right back with Joanna Lumley. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. Now get 0 apr for 72 months, plus 500 bonus cash. Canredds apple ale ome beers . [ stay by lisa loeb ] redds apple ale. Also for a limited time in blueberry. [ song continues ] and these are the lungs. boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. Thats why we got a subaru. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Nversus a lube strip. A hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. Sorry, lube strip. Schick hydro®. Free your skin®. Starbucks® cold brew coffee. Available in original black. And now with housemade vanilla sweet cream. In stores now. Only at starbucks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love this guy. Our next guest made his tv debut on our show last year and will return to the u. S. On tour this fall. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an awardwinning actress who stars alongside Jennifer Saunders in absolutely fabulous the movie, which opens in theaters friday. It is funny. Ladies and gentlemen, give a a warm welcome to Joanna Lumley [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on im so happy youre here. Thank you so much. Its such a thrill for me. Jimmy oh my gosh, im freaking out. I loved the movie, told you already. Yeah. Jimmy but for those who have not seen it yet, well, you have not because its coming out friday. [ light laughter ] unless youre from the future, which, i dont know, might have time traveled and seen the film, and if you had, you enjoyed it. But it must have been so exciting for in england it was like the biggest oh, it was huge, it was extraordinary. Its really strange, when youve been doing a Television Program for over a period of 25 years, 25 years and now 110, and maybe it just let it drift by, it was huge. We had to open simultaneously in two theaters. In london, leicester square. We had gold carpets. The city came to a standstill. It was fantastic. Jimmy i mean it is worth it. Im so happy. You got to see it, and right now is the best time [ cheers and applause ] we need funny. We need funny in this world right now. Thats right. Jimmy thank you for providing funny. You are sweet, jimmy. Jimmy does everyone can i ofyo oh, wow. This boy is a clairvoyant. Jimmy does everyone offer you champagne . Well the great thing about it is, that two things, one, is that the title of the show is absolutely fabulous, what if it had been fairly indifferent . e [ laughter ] because people tend to say youre absolutley fabulous, and then because we drink a lot of champagne, people say, oh, you and jennifer, you must surely want champagne. And we just say, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy absolutely, of course. Cheers, sweetie. Cheers sweetie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cheers sweetie. Mm, thats beautiful jimmy i used to watch the show. It aired on Comedy Central here in the u. S. Yeah. Jimmy i used to watch it all the time. My sister was so into it. She used to have ab fab parties and yeah and like all the time. Like, her friends, leody if youre watching, they used to dress up as you guys, and i would just be a fan. I wouldnt dress up. [ laughter ] but thats so nice, because to see the film in britain at the moment, they go dress up, as patsy and edie and they have they go in great big gangs. They go 50 of them. They take a glass of champagne. Its just fantastic. Jimmy you should have a a Champagne Party and watch this film. Yeah. Jimmy honestly worth and saffy oh its my girl, i love her. But some people have not seen it, just in case. People who havent seen it. Its about a dysfunctional family, a really strong friendship, and some pretty bad behavior. Its fine, you know . Jimmy guys, in the first five minutes, theres so much physical comedy with you guys rolling out of bentleys, coming home from a party at sunset [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an awardwinning actress who stars alongside Jennifer Saunders in absolutely fabulous the movie, which opens in theaters friday. She doesnt. And the thing is, jennifer my beautiful Jennifer Saunders my friend who plays edina, she also writes a series. And she had this idea and she said wouldnt it be funny, if they killed kate moss. That would be a funny story. [ light laughter ] that would be great. Also looking for a book deal which at random Penguin Random penguin. Jimmy random penguin book publishing. And so she goes so she they are trying to sign im not spoiling anything because its in the trailer. Sure. Jimmy you go into to sign they go to this fashion party, and every cameo you can think of is. Stella mccartney is hilarious. Yes. Jimmy john hamm. Weve got rebel wilson. We got john hamm. Listen, my friends, i just have to tell you, i just have a few things written into my contract, and john hamm is one of them. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy as he should be. [ laughter ] hes a stud. Yeah. And hes funny as well. Hes so funny. Hes so sweet. And its only a tiny moment, but he was really generous, he just flew in, he had only a a couple days to spare. We just did it, we tailored a a little lovely piece for him. Jimmy how did you get kate moss to do this . Ive never seen her do anything comedic at all. She doesnt. And the thing is, jennifer my beautiful Jennifer Saunders my friend who plays edina, she also writes a series. And she had this idea and she said wouldnt it be funny, if they killed kate moss. That would be a funny story. [ light laughter ] that would be great. So she wrote this film and she sold it to fox and fox said, this is great and what does kate think about it . And she went, oh, kate, i forgot to ask her. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you should ask kate moss if she wants basically the whole plot of the movie. Sent some scripts and kate just said, yeah, its cool. cause thats what kates like. Kate, you guys bust into this party to try to sign kate moss and shes sitting on this bridge like, smoking or Something Like that. Just sitting on on a a parapet which overlooks the river thames in london, and edina rushing towards her to try to embrace her, knocks her backwards into the river. [ laughter ] jimmy pushing kate moss into the thames and kills kate moss, yeah. Kills kate moss. Jimmy its so funny. Youll laugh i know, but its not youll see how funny it is, yeah. Its not that honestly, its great. Its what you need. Its so much fun. Go have a champy party and go watch ab fab the movie. Heres a clip of Joanna Lumley with jon hamm. Take a look. Hi darling. Patsy, stone, patsy. Hamm, john hamm. Dont you remember me, darling. 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Performing wild off his album blue neighborhood, give it up for troy sivan [ cheers and applause ] trying hard not to fall on the way home you were trying to wear me down down kissing up on fences and up on walls on the way home i guess its all working out now cause theres still too too long till i drown in your hands too long since ive been a fool oh yeah leave this blue neighborhood never knew loving could hurt this good oh and it drives me wild cause when you look like that ive never ever wanted to be so bad oh it drives me wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild hey white noise in my mind wont calm down youre all i think about running on the music and night highs but its me and you now now cause theres still too long to the weekend too long till i drown in your hands too long since ive been a fool oh yeah leave this blue neighborhood never knew loving could hurt this good oh and it drives me wild cause when you look like that ive never ever wanted to be so bad oh it drives me wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild wild wild heart shake bend and break but i cant turn away and its driving me wild youre driving me wild you make my heart shake bend and break but i cant turn away and its driving me wild youre driving me wild leave this blue neighborhood never knew loving could hurt this good oh and it drives me wild cause when you look like that ive never ever wanted to be so bad oh it drives me wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me wild wild wild youre driving me youre driving me wild [ cheers and applause ] jimmy troye sivan blue neighborhood is out now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to chris pine, Joanna Lumley, troy sivan [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight taylor schilling, from star trek beyond, actor and writer, simon pegg, music from maren morris, featuring the 8g band with atom willard. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump this weekend officially tapped indiana governor mike pence as his running mate. Pence says that while hes excited, hes still getting used to these guys calling him dad. [ laughter ]