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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 476, west philly woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much thank you very, very much welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Welcome, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Hot crowd. You guys look good tonight. Welcome. Well, heres what people are talking about. Hillary clinton and donald trump are starting to [ light laughter ] theyre going nuts. Yeah, yeah. This week, hillary criticized Donald Trumps behavior saying that when you run for president , the rest of the world is watching. [ laughter ] while the rest of the world is like, yeah, and were loving this. [ laughter and applause ] this is unbelievable. You cant write this. Canada, pass the popcorn. [ laughter ] but this election keeps changing. In fact, one of trumps supporters just said trump may not actually build a real wall. He said it might be just a a metaphor for tighter immigration laws. [ audience aws ] of course, trump said he doesnt waste time with metaphors. Then reminded everyone that his hands are very, very big. [ laughter and applause ] steve trump. Jimmy and get this, while at a rally with Chris Christie in new jersey yesterday, donald trump said, quote, if you can make it in new jersey, you can do just about anything you want in life. [ cheers ] then trump looked at christie and said, well, except be [ laughter and applause ] but anything else. Meanwhile, i saw that chris cuomo interviewed Hillary Clinton on cnn yesterday. And im not sure how well it went. Take a look. Wolf, youre outlining all the right issues. Lets get the questions together and see if we can get some answers. Im not going to answer that question. Good try though, chris. Im not going to answer that question. Well, im not going to get into that and you know, im not going to be responding. Excellent interview. Thank you very much for doing that. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats a great interview, really great. Thanks. I like sarcastic wolf blitzer. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats my new favorite steve great job. Jimmy thats my new favorite character. I like that guy. Oh, yeah, really, great job. Thank you so much for that. One thing i noticed in these interviews is that hillary seems to be tired of people referring to her as the possible nominee. Take a look at this and see if you agree. So you get into the general election, if youre the nominee for your party. I will be the nominee for my party, chris. In effect. There is no way that i wont be. [ audience ohs ] jimmy okay. Then she looked right in the camera and said the entire speech from taken. [ laughter ] shes like, i have a a particular set of skills. And i will find you and you will vote for me. [ light laughter ] guys, listen to this, a new poll found that 90 of native americans arent bothered by the controversial name of the washington redskins. Turns out the name native americans dislike the most is still the cowboys. [ laughter and applause ] never liked that. Steve yeah. Dont like it. Jimmy never liked that name. Steve they do not like it. They do not like it. Jimmy never enjoyed that name. [ laughter ] this isnt good here. The centers for Disease Control issued a new report that 80 of hot tubs inspected in 2 2013 had at least one violation. [ audience groans ] [ light laughter ] which reminds me, the bachelorette premieres this monday on abc so set your dvrs. [ cheers and applause ] steve a lot of violati a bit of a scandal here. Disney world employees are using an anonymous confession app to speak out about the park. Yeah, and some employees revealed that have a magical day is apparently code for go eff yourself. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy or as dads hearing ticket prices put it, have a a magical day. [ applause ] how much . I saw that the Vacation Rental service, homeaway, is holding a a contest where winners will spend a night in the eiffel tower. [ audience oohs ] its a cool vacation until you realize it actually gives you the worst view of paris. [ laughter ] cant even see the tower from here steve thats ridiculous. Jimmy give me the camera. Im gonna go take a selfie. Who knows what the inside of the tower is like. [ laughter ] its like an apartment building. Steve piece of iron. This is ridiculous. Jimmy this is pretty cool. Developed transparent wood as an alternative to glass and plastic. Transparent wood. Its amazing stuff. In fact, i have a piece right here. Hold on. [ laughter ] isnt it cool . Isnt it cool . [ laughter and applause ] sorry. And finally this video is going viral today. A woman bought a chewbacca face mask just a mask. Did you see this . She bought, like, a chewbacca mask. And it seems like shes pretty pleased with her purchase. Check this out. Hey. Im really excited to share with you something i got. So yes here listen. [ chewbacca roar ] [ laughter ] [ chewbacca roar ] [ laughter ] [ chewbacca roar ] [ laughter ] oh, im such a happy chewbacca [ laughter ] jimmy then her uber passenger was like, can we go now . [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, thank you so much. And thank you for watching. Come back again next week. On monday, Academy Awardwinner Jennifer Lawrence will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] lovely lady. Jimmy shes one of our favorites. Steve shes a delight. Jimmy we love her. Were going to play a game of true confessions. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy with a surprise special guest. Steve aah. Jimmy and later this week, my man tyler perry will be here. Adam sandler will be here. Penelope cruz and martin short will all be joining us. Steve come on thats a hot week. Steve hes a legend jimmy set the dvrs. Set the dvrs. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. We love this man. He does it all. Speaking of legends comedian, actor, writer, director. The one and only Billy Crystal is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve billy jimmy billy hes the funniest. We got something fun planned. Yeah. Hopefully, i think youll enjoy it. Plus from the new movie neighbors 2 Sorority Rising, beanie feldstein is joining us tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes great. We love having her. We also love having new artists on the show. And tonight, we have like underground rap. These guys from brooklyn. Theyre making their television debut. So you gotta go nuts for these guys. Flatbush zombies are here tonight, guys. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is good stuff. Are you playing with them tonight . Questlove yeah, we are. Were playing. Jimmy yoe. Yeah. Jimmy i think you did. Yeah. [ light laughter ] steve wasnt me. Jimmy they are amazing. Questlove theyre crazy. Yeah. Jimmy thank you for this. I appreciate you telling me about them. Questlove yeah. Jimmy we talk to each other. Steve you, who . Jimmy me and quest questlove. Questlove yeah, were friends. Steve questlive . Jimmy me and questlive. [ laughter ] we talk to each other. Steve about rap music. Jimmy and we talk about music. [ light laughter ] and he hips me to some cool stuff. And i hip him to some really good stuff, too. Questlove yeah. [ light laughter ] steve super cool stuff. Jimmy like he tells me about flatbush zombies. And i tell him about, like, anne murrays greatest hits. [ laughter ] you guys, we have [ laughter ] guys, today is what is today . Is today wednesday . Steve nope. Jimmy thursday . Steve nope. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy friday . Guys, its friday. Friday, oh, i got no, i gotta catch up with some stuff here. Steve what do you gotta do . [ cheers ] jimmy normally i check my emails. Steve right. Jimmy i return some emails. I check my inbox. Steve sure. Jimmy and of course i send out thank you notes. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] that yet. Could i do that now . Do you guys mind if i do thank you notes . [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate this. This is the best. You guys are the coolest. Thank you so much. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve oh, hes got a sly little secret. Jimmy yeah, he has a a secret. [ laughter ] steve oh, he knows something. Jimmy yeah, he does. Steve hes keeping something inside. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, reebok, for conducting a survey about how often people have sex. Which is surprising since its nike thats always saying just do it. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, new season of the bachelorette for being that special time of year when a woman learns that entrepreneur is code for unemployed. [ laughter and applause ] my names marcus, im 43. And im an entrepreneur. [ laughter ] all right, marcus. Im creating a new surf board. Steve uhhuh. Jimmy yeah. Its one for each foot. So its almost like [ light laughter ] steve call them surf skates. Jimmy skiing. I call em surf skates. [ laughter ] thank you, new robot that can shake dice. Or as the other scientists put it, sure, dave, you made a a dice shaking robot. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, dave. Dave. Jimmy hey, what . Shakes steve you just shaking dice, man. Jimmy shaking dice, man. Its a shake up. Steve yikes, dave. Jimmy thank you, lightning versus penguins, for being a a close matchup in the nhl playoffs. But in real life, not so much. [ thunderclap ] [ applause ] thank you, the Australian Olympic committee, for announcing it will give athletes special antiviral condoms to protect against the zika virus. Sounds great. Good luck getting the mosquitoes to wear them. [ laughter and applause ] steve they can try. Jimmy you know how hard that is . Steve you know. Jimmy tricky. Steve they can try. Jimmy you gotta train them for years. Steve or just get that dice shaking robot. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, xbox, for always letting me play my favorite game, update required. [ laughter ] my favorite. Steve love it. I love it. Jimmy thank you, bird houses, for being the original airbnb. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Billy Crystal [ cheers and applause ] i dont think thats how theyre made. Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. The best ice cream bars ever conceived. World saleilton is on honors members save up to 25 on brands like hampton, doubletree, hilton garden inn, and waldorf astoria so stop clicking around. Book direct at hilton. Com now thats satisfaction. Turns out lemon juice doesnt cure pink eye. Hi. How are you doing today . Thats how i am. Red head fred. Ultra rare. I collect these too. Nah, these are for my dog because he can never decide which one he wants until he gets home, so. Presenting the American Express blue cash everyday card with cash back on purchases and no annual fee. 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Wednesday, you received an honorary doctorate of the fine arts, nyu. Yeah. Jimmy there you are there. [ cheers and applause ] im wearing well, the graduation was at yankee stadium. Its a small school. Little community school. Jimmy exactly. They made me a yankee hat with a tassel which was like really cool. Jimmy no way. Like a graduate hat with a a tassel. So, thats what i wore. Jimmy heres your point of view. Look at this. This is an amazing shot. There were 40,000 people in the stands, graduates and their parents and faculty and stuff. And it was awesome. Jimmy how amazing was that . It was very cool. Listen, you know i love the yankees. I played baseball my whole life. Im the only one on the podium wearing a cup. [ laughter ] so it was really exciting. Jimmy you never know. No. Jimmy there could be a foul ball. No, you dont know whats under the robe. Tested all of us afterwards. I passed. Jimmy oh, congratulations, thats fantastic. I have to say, it was so perfect for me because im actually standing at second base, where i always dreamed of being, you know, and there i am from a school that i went to, that i love and they honored me with this doctorate which was really cool. So i make house calls. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do i have to call you a doctor . You can call me doc. Jimmy yeah, i can call you doc. Absolutely, yeah. But the greatest, you know, i have one other doctorate, which didnt mean as much as this. The one i got from trump university. Jimmy congratulations. [ laughter ] it is the dumbest 150,000 ive ever spent in my life. Jimmy but it taught you how to build a wall in legos and its fantastic. And then charged somebody else. No, it was pretty amazing. Jimmy thats a big deal. Its a big deal because i graduated from that school 46 years ago. Jimmy wow. Class of 1970. I graduated thats longer than youre alive. Jimmy barely. Yeah, yeah. Do you believe in kismet, do you believe in fate . Jimmy yeah, of course. Okay, 46 years ago, the day i get the letter from the president of the university, president hamilton his name is, is the day i finished paying off my student loans. Unbelievable. Jimmy im almost there. Unbelievable. Yeah, but its a great school. Jimmy but it must be fun to come back. cause now you live in l. A. But i know youre very new york. We know you as a new yorker. I grew up, i was born here, yeah. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. Do you miss anything from l. A. At all . I always ask the opposite, what do you miss from new york . The great thing is, i dont have to drive here. Jimmy l. A. s all about driving. Ive been living there a a long time. So when i come here now, but its getting around the city is really incredible. Because ive never seen construction like this before. When they finish the city, its going to be fantastic. [ laughter ] but im not good with, like, technology. You have one of those things, what is that called . Jimmy a computer. I still have pencil and pads and stuff. I have a pay phone in my car, okay. [ light laughter ] so janice and i, when we come here, she, like, sort of does everything with the phone. Jimmy she has the computer brain. Yeah, so she does like we uber a lot. So i had this really important meeting. I said, listen, youre here alone a lot, you have to learn how to, you know, summon an uber driver for yourself. So she opens an uber account for me. Because im really stupid. And so i have this incredibly important meeting in times square at 6 00. I live all the way downtown. Im, like, nervous to make my uber connection. You know, i know, i know. Come on. Yeah, thats 46 years ago, okay. Do the math. Jimmy okay, yeah. Things used to be dark. So i punch in the address, where im going, something, and the car i want, boom, and it says, hell be there in three minutes. All right, so i go down the elevator, get down into the lobby. The concierge is there. Theres this messenger there on a bicycle. Im there. And im looking around. It says, hes there in one minute. Im looking around the street. I gotta get to this meeting. Traffics building up. Then it says hes there. And his name is bicay. What, where is this guy . Where is this guy . Then the concierges says, billy, you waiting for an uber car . I said yeah, hes not here. The guy the messenger says to me, are you billy . So i said, are you bicay . He said, bicay . No, that says bicycle. You ordered a bicycle messenger to uber rush. Jimmy yeah, yeah, thats a a different uber. So now [ laughter ] jimmy he cant help you. No. I said, listen, i got to get to this meeting at 6 00. He said to me, if you can balance yourself on the handlebars, i will get you there. Jimmy no, no, no. More Billy Crystal after the break. Dont go anywhere. Were going to do something fun when we get back. [ cheers and applause ] theres a place for vacationers who seek more than just a little time off. The ones who choose to go big or stay home. 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Jimmy oh, i was gonna say something, yeah. Just a hint. Jimmy its so west wing, yeah. I feel like im in the west wing. Yeah. Jimmy i feel like i should be walking and talking. Then i get into conspiracy theories. It works on you. Jimmy its fantastic. I dont wear cologne. Who wears cologne . Jimmy i do. Why . Jimmy well did you work out . Jimmy no, i showered and everything. I just found this sent that i think kind of works. I like it. [ laughter ] what is it called . While were sharing. Jimmy this is charlie sheen. [ laughter ] its a smaller bottle. Jimmy its called tiger blood. Yeah. Im just trying it out. Just wanted to see what your reaction was. No, its good. Jimmy yeah. I mean, youre leaning no away from me. No. I kind of like it. Jimmy its a little strong and i apologize for it being strong. I just like that you said, im wearing a scent. [ laughter ] cause i can see a commerical. Can we get a close up . Get a close up. There it is. And im directing you. Jimmy yep. Jimmy, action. Jimmy im wearina scent. Cut. [ laughter ] jimmy we got it. No, i dont like it. I dont believe it. I dont believe youre wearing a scent. Jimmy okay. I want you to say, im wearing a scent. Jimmy okay, good. Be confident. Be confident. And action. Jimmy can we go black and white . Whos directing this . Jimmy sorry. I apologize. [ laughter ] this is first time. I know, i know. Now youre french . Are you going to be french . Youre switching characters in front of me . Jimmy no, not at all. Hey, that is my cigarette. Your cigarette is over there. Oh, no, this is yours. Frame him to the corner of the frame. Jimmy frame. Hes a man of the city. Doesnt it look better . Action. Jimmy im wearing a scent. [ laughter ] cut. Jimmy we got it . We got it. We nailed it. [ cheers and applause ] youre the greatest. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Oh man, i love being here. Jimmy now, youre off to do the standup, standup at noon in australia. In australia, yeah, we open july 10th in sydney. Then were going sydney, brisbane, then down to auckland, new zealand, back across this massive continent. Jimmy have you been, its like 20 hours or something to get to australia. Its long. Its like six movies, five meals, three bowel movements and then youre at customs. [ light laughter ] its long. People are fantastic. The countrys amazing. I took seven hundred sundays there, about eight or nine years ago, for seven weeks. And it was spectacular. So were going to do more of the country. With this young man named andrew dentin. Wh really fun. Jimmy oh, itll be great. Show a lot of clips. And you know for an audience, its like doing this. Its so informal. And its so great. And i work all my standup stuff into it. And it becomes a really great incredible night. Jimmy if you havent seen Billy Crystal do standup or, you have to see it, its one of the best experiences ever. Oh, thank you. Jimmy i of course told you all of that. I love your act. All your acts. Ive seen i dont know how many ive seen. Its fantastic. You used to do this bit where you would take a movie poster. Right. Jimmy and youd rip a hole out of the mouth . I would cut the mouth out and then put my lips through it. The premise was it was for people who cant do impressions, you can do impressions. [ light laughter ] and i did it when i was on snl and i did it on a special on hbo. Jimmy it was great. I was thinking about it because we go to the same doctor. Right. Jimmy and we were in the waiting room together. Yes. Jimmy and it reminded me of this. Do you remember when we did this . Doctor ira flane. Jimmy doctor ira flane. Yeah. It was last week. Jimmy was it last week . Yeah. Jimmy i clearly remember, clearly. Go ahead and take a seat. The doctor will be with you shortly. Jimmy great, thanks. Hey, how you doing . Jimmy hey, billy. [ light laughter ] hey. Jimmy you should wear that on the show when youre on in the next couple weeks. [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] what are you here for . Im getting my prostate checked. Its going to be fun. [ laughter ] well, i dont think ill be doing anything like that. Im here because i have a very severe case, of me. [ light laughter ] jimmy im getting a penis reduction surgery and its going to be beautiful. [ light laughter ] and i have to reduce it. Its just what i have to do. [ light laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] far out, far out. [ light laughter ] yeah, sometimes its like driving in my cars, its a a beautiful night and i look at my gps and it says make a left turn and then it says make a a right, all right, all right, all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] i am here with a urinary tract infection. [ laughter ] right now, i am feeling the burn. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy me too. Hi. Hi. [ laughter ] would you like to work for me . Jimmy you know, [ mumbling ] [ light laughter ] yes, maybe i would, you know. 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Jimmy shes funny, and she can sing and it makes you laugh and cry. Shes my everything. I was so excited to be there. Im so obsessed with her. And, i was so lucky to get tickets. Me and my best friend melanie were there. And everyone, the cast of snl was there. And everyones there, and im freaking out. And all of a sudden, im 5th and 6th, me and melody are 5th and 6th in our row, al roker and his family sit in the first four seats. Jimmy fantastic. Im like, al rokers here. This is crazy. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. This is amazing. But theres still seats open next to me. And im like, whos it gonna be . You know, its getting down to when shes about to come on. So you know someone is coming in late. Its going to be amazing. Jimmy sure. All of a sudden, i look over and i see bill murray start to walk down the aisle. And i go, mel, hes coming for me. [ laughter ] i can feel it. I can feel it, hes coming for me. Sure enough, he sits down, he smacks me on the leg and he goes, you gonna ask al for the weather . [ laughter ] jimmy that is so bill murray. I know. Jimmy oh, hes great. I mean, comedy legend. Im freaking out. I just laugh. I was just like, haha, haha. And, you know, people are asking him for pictures, all this stuff. About five minutes later, smacks me again. He goes, so, did you ask him . [ light laughter ] and i was, like, im not going to do your dirty work for you. If you want to know, you ask him and he thought it was like cool that i retorted, you know. [ light laughter ] then the concert starts. In my head, were on an emotional journey together. Were on the edge of our seats. Were laughing, were crying together. Jimmy you cried with bill murray . I basically cried with bill murray. I mean, we were each kind of getting emotional an next to each other. Jimmy come on. Its seriously the same. Jimmy a memorable moment. Yeah. So then she starts singing someone like you which is the song, you know. And she turns the mic on the audience and shes like everyone sing along. I start to sing. All of a sudden i hear, never mind ill find someone like you he is full belting, full on belting next to me. Bill murray. Jimmy bill murray knows adele. Every word. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic every word. Jimmy that is fantastic story. I love that. The concerts over. Hes clapping, hes on his feet. Everything. Its over, the lights come up. He looks at me and goes, you were very well behaved. [ light laughter ] and then disappears into the night. Jimmy isnt that perfect . It was the best night of my life. Jimmy isnt that perfect . See thats what he does. Hes the greatest. Now hes like, oh, yeah, i know the girl. Please, come on, its bill murray. Jimmy i know, but beanie, this is a big weekend for you. Youre in a movie. A giant movie. This is the biggest weekend [ cheers and applause ] jimmy neighbors 2. You didnt even know. Hes going to tell this story. Oh, gosh. Jimmy when you get this is your first big, this is your first big movie, right . First movie in theaters, yeah. Jimmy in theaters, yeah. First movie in theaters. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre full on psyched, because you just graduated college, yeah . A year ago. Jimmy a year ago, and now here you are doing a movie, the first movie is, youre in a a sorority. Like, can i get out of it . Im typecast already, i want to get out of college. I know, what was funny is i was the only one of the girls that had gone to college. So they kept being like, beanie is this, is this, you know, right . Is this and im like, i dont know. I was such a goodygoody in college that they literally had to teach me how to use a a lighter. [ light laughter ] a lighter. Jimmy i love that you were a goodygoody, i love that. Literally, i was like how do a bic lighter. Jimmy theres tricks to it, right . You gotta click some button over and then move the thing. I think its like a sideways action. Jimmy im sad, too. I dont know. Jimmy i dont know that either. But everything was like, what does this do . What does this do . I dont know. Ive never done it. I was jimmy youre the worst Research Person for college. [ light laughter ] but, gosh, youre funny in the movie. I mean, seth, he just knows the comedy and he knows funny people. Funny people gather around him. Youre one of the funny people. You probably have seen, maybe in the trailer, you fly through a windshield at one point. Yeah. Jimmy and, im not saying you fall down funny, that made me laugh. But, anyone who falls down is funny. You can say that. Its funny. Jimmy basically, you drive seth rogen and rose byrne crazy. Insane. Jimmy in this movie. You guys all, you and chloe grace moretz, who we love. The best. And keirsey clemons, the three of us. And we want to start a sorority because girls Sorority Girls are not allowed to have parties in their own house. Jimmy now thats a real thing. Its a real rule. Jimmy i did not know that at all. Frats can, but the sororities cant. And were like, that is insane. Jimmy yeah, come on. We want to party so we do. Jimmy we have a clip, here is beanie feldstein in neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. Take a look at this. Stop it, dont you see this is what the old people want us to do. They want to tear us apart. They know that if were a a united front, we cant lose, because we are sisters. For the first time in my life, i feel like i belong right now. This is so much better than i ever thought college could be. Its the most fun i ever had. And i went to space camp. I havent slept in like a a week. I just dont want to miss out on anything. You guys are so much fun. Were never going to lose each other. I mean, what do you call a a house full of united women . A brothel. [ light laughter ] no, man, a sorority. Jimmy come on, beanie feldstein, everybody [ cheers and applause ] neighbors 2 Sorority Rising is in theaters now. Congratulations, pal. Thank you so much. Jimmy we have music from flatbush zombies next. Stick around, well be right back. You owe me money. Lean on me by telekinesis mcdonalds quarter pounder with cheese seared on our grill and made with 100 real beef with no preservatives, fillers, or additives. Just how wet and sticky your current gel antiperspirant is. Now were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. It wont let you down. World saleilton is on honors members save up to 25 on brands like hampton, doubletree, hilton garden inn, and waldorf astoria so stop clicking around. Book direct at hilton. Com now thats satisfaction. Dont you dare follow your dreams. Think big. Dont you dare leave it all behind. Dont you dare ask whats next. Introducing the firstever cadillac xt5. 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Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests debut album, 3001 a laced odyssey, hit number one on the billboard independent charts. Performing bounce, with a a little help from the roots, give it up for flatbush zombies [ cheers and applause ] im strong and independent look tell my moms i did it yeah woah when you rid your lifes constant struggle to survive say yeah oh oh woah ysl pants with the zippers yikes met her this evening already hit it twice tag on your soul everybody got a price acid acid change yo life bape if she hip Saint Laurent if she bougie im faded like boosie she call me meechy over i slide in that nosedive in that my is big i should be wearin a coogi imma need some friends tiedyed my lifestyle eve i need the tint Flatbush Brooklyn from the county of kings run up on me like im some and die under the knife joan rivers ooh damn that punchline delivers hold up wait a minute moment of silence hm lets get back to wylin blood on your timbs shoot shoot blood at your limbs tuh tuh split at your rims ambidextrous i shoot with two hands even got blood on your friend i think i just flooded the benz damn it baby meechys at it again mmmurder murder murder capital m with two gats in my hand everyday i gotta wake up i gotta blaze a little chronic thank the universe a a blessing new day a new dollar middle finger to my playas my homies two times representing for my homies in the hood its no ceiling trappin like a villain cold and made a killin go finger played with it yo stay with it fade him quicker now dum diddy dum i i i i high like the sun fetch a frequency this aint nothin to me she said she got a friend then let my brother beat meech roll em bust em cannons wooh spliff long looking like a manson im on acid feeling like the hamptons she feeling freaky young playa but im still og supreme team like 1993 triple six on my coffin i dance with the devil came back with a vengeance christ off the hinges nice with the spit kid twice as much vicious physchoactive im on a Mission Electric koolade make your decision you want it i get you these rappers dont write they dont write they own but they smile in your face and they claim they the but to me a disgrace trying to keep steps ahead like we running a race got an ounce to burn got a trip to make free my homies lawd made it right today got an ounce to burn got a trip to make not a thug but know how i keep mine call her up or quick to throw up the peace sign so that kitty let me hit it girl i gotta get it saying she got a feeling she let a young boy hit it back and forth cause we smoke them seven grams billboard i dont expect you to understand my performance dreams at 14 now i hear them calling two to their seats wont slip away this is Serious Business voided the mischief while spending these benjamins open the potential to me brought to you by the ungrateful police beautiful melody will exhibit if i trip on the lsd nah window for money and dro some people think i spend money for sure spending show money flip like aerobics components will kill my opponents i sit on my throne its enormous composed with the chorus karma is good dog and yall need supportin my bitch is so gorgeous i cannot afford to spend time with her when chasin these oh money keep countin she strip like lance mountains my passport is packed how i travel astoundin thug waffle did that now we comin back for the killer contracts pull up on your pampers three man army address the whack rapper on this song call it palm trees not a fan of you if you aint ever hug my moms not a fan of that be talkin where im gon b talk a lot of mess leave you playas out of pocket dont be talkin to me less you talkin bout a profit [ cheers and applause ] jimmy flatbush zombies 3001 a laced odyssey is available now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Billy Crystal, beanie feldstein, flatbush zombies [ cheers and applause ] and the roots the roots are everywhere. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Thank you, thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kenan thompson, from two broke girls, actress beth behrs, music from thomas rhett. Featuring the 8g band with eric kretz. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thats good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. House Speaker Paul Ryan today defended himself against criticism from fellow republicans over his reluctance to endorse donald trump and said, quote, i just want to get to know the guy. Us, too, said eric and donald, jr

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