Chance the rapper. And featuring the legendary ros crew. Questlove 465 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh if that doesnt that make you feel good, i dont know what makes you feel good. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby you made it this is it welcome, everybody. Thank you so much. You guys, today is Cinco De Mayo. [ cheering ] or as donald trump calls it, may 5th. [ laughter ] actually, it seems like donald trump may actually be into Cinco De Mayo based on the tweet he sent out today and this is real. It says, happy Cinco De Mayo, the best taco bowls are made in trump tower grill. I love hispanics. [ cheers and applause ] and the best jalapeno poppers can be found at the t. G. I. Fridays in secaucus, new jersey. I love Authentic Mexican food. I love Authentic Mexican food. Senor frogs. [ laughter ] after he ate that whole thing, melania asked him to build a a wall between her side of the bed and his side of the bed. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i cant wait for Chinese New Year to see him hunker down in a bowl of panda express. Thats just going to be great. [ applause ] and now that trump has the republican nomination locked up, the New York Times ran an article that details Donald Trumps plans for his first 100 days in office, and trump was like, can i get a a copy of that, because i really didnt think this through. Did i say that . I said that, too . Perfect. Thank you. I appreciate it. And last night, lester holt interviewed donald trump from his office at trump tower, and a lot of people have been commenting on how they seem to be sitting on some really small chairs. I dont know. See what you think. Was that a first 100 days . [ laughter ] well, that is an urgent problem. It is an urgent problem, and ones that have done well and have really achieved, we want to bring them back in. [ laughter ] your negatives are staggering. Disapproval, 69 , women, africanamericans, 88 and people under 34 at 75 disapprove. [ applause ] jimmy a little small. Meanwhile, people are starting to pay more attention to how trump might handle foreign affairs. Yesterday he even explained how hed stand up to vladimir putin. Listen to this. On two occasions, Russian Fighters Jets barrel rolled u. S. Military facility lack of respect. Lack of respect for the united states. If you were president , what would you tell putin . I would call him and id say dont do it again. [ laughter ] i would say dont do it again. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and if he did it again, id be like, hey, we talked about this. [ laughter ] okay, dad [ cheers and applause ] what is he saying . Im pretty sure putin would say, why is large squirrel talking to me . [ laughter ] i saw that former president s george w. Bush and george h. W. Bush announced that they will not endorse anyone in the 2016 president ial race. Even crazier, they said that before jeb dropped out. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy thats mean. Steve thats mean. Jimmy thats cold. Ice cold, man. Steve thats cold blooded. Jimmy thats ice, ice, baby. [ laughter ] check this out. I read that jayz is working on a new album to tell his side of the story in response to beyonces lemonade. But before that, his friends are going to release their own song called dont do it, man. [ laughter ] just let it simmer. Simmer down now. Of course, theres no one bigger than beyonce right now, and her concerts are one of the hottest tickets in the world, second to only the tonight show. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] but apparently, one woman decided to bring her husband to a beyonce concert. Im not sure that he was that into it. Check this out. Jimmy yeah. Then jayz was like, uh, youre in my seat. [ cheers and applause ] some tv news, syfy just revealed a poster for the next sharknado movie that will air in july, and it will feature dog the bounty hunter, wayne newton, dr. Drew and motley crue singer vince neil. Which will also be the same people that will be in Donald Trumps cabinet if he gets elected. [ laughter ] same exact group, so its kind of a cool poster. Steve hell know where to find them. Jimmy lets get to some sports. This is really funny. Everyone was talking about this today. Apparently, a couple of players from the Golden State Warriors were being interviewed after their playoff game the other night, and one of the guys seemed to be in sort of a power down mode during the interview. Keep your eye on draymond green. The guy on the right. This is just a real interview. Take a look at how he just zones out. Uh, a lot of ups and downs. A lot of ups and downs this year, but its been a heck of a a ride, to be honest. I really cant complain. Yeah, i was kind of i was a a little down, but i found out i was injured and i had to have surgery again, you know, on the other knee, but at the end of this day i have amazing teammates, you know, and the guys like draymond, everybody on this team. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a great teammate, plus when i put him in my car i can drive in the carpool lane, so its fun. [ applause ] heres a little news out of england. Kate middleton revealed yesterday that her children have a pet hamster named marvin. Well, technically, its full name is marvin, duke of the running wheel. [ laughter and applause ] news if youre going to be traveling with your pets soon. A federal regulation is now requiring that airports serving over 10,000 passengers per year have an area in every terminal where pets can go to the bathroom. Or as its called in laguardia, all of laguardia. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots thank you very much, roots its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, Academy Award winner jane fonda will be here in the studio. [ cheers and applause ] plus andrew rannells, keith urban and thank you notes. You wont want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] itll be fun with keith. Were going to do something fun. Steve oh, but tonight. Jimmy first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. This guy is the best, right . I love him in indie movies. I love him in comedies. He can do everything. Hes a talented, talented guy, and a stud and everyone loves him. Hes back. [ cheers and applause ] whats not to like . Hes back as iron man in the upcoming blockbuster marvel movie, captain America Civil War. Robert downey, jr. , is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy hes a good dude. I love it when she stops by, too. Every single time, she brings it. She is just shes one in a billion. I dont know anyone like her. Shes so funny. Shes in the new season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, amy sedaris is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy beyond. And we have new music from chance the rapper, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] a hot show. This is a hot show tonight. Steve crazy jimmy we have Something Special now, guys, because this saturday is the Kentucky Derby. Now usually, there is a horse not this year. No. Its nearly impossible to predict the winner. Well, you guys are in luck, because when it comes to predicting things, we have a a secret weapon and its puppies. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Ladies and gentlemen, its time for puppy predictors 2 2016 Kentucky Derby edition. Here we go. Puppy predictors puppy predictors jimmy welcome to the puppy predictors 2016 Kentucky Derby edition. Heres how it works. We have 16 puppies, each representing one of the top 16 horses competing in saturdays big race and please, guys, give me a minute. And one giant trough of kibble, right here, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Whichever puppy crosses the finish line and reaches the trough first will be crowned the Kentucky Derby winner. Now lets meet the puppies. [ cheers and applause ] lined up lined up at the starting gate, we have gun runner, nyquist, exaggerator, outwork, brodys cause, creator, lani, mor spirit, mohaymen, danzing candy, destin, suddenbreakingnews, oscar nominated, shagaf, whitmore and finally we have gary frick, jr. Representing the long shot, toms ready. [ cheers and applause ] gary. Gary. Hold on, gary. Not yet, guys. Now look guys, before i release you, listen up. No butt sniffing. No peeing, okay . I want a clean race [ laughter ] no wandering, okay guys. Here we go, you guys. Get ready. Are you ready down there . Were almost ready. Whenever youre ready. Roots, whenever youre ready. [ trumpet fanfare ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its post time release the puppies [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh i think it was nine, is that right . Is it 11 or nine . What was this . A photo finish . Was it 11 or i think nine snuck in there. Wait. What was it . Do we have another angle, dave . 11. [ audience yelling ] it is number eight . It is number eight. You guys, we have a winner. [ cheers and applause ] it is number eight, mor spirit. [ cheers and applause ] it is the winner, right there. Number eight, mor spirit will be crowned the 2016 Kentucky Derby champion. Enjoy the race this saturday. Well be right back with more [ cheers and applause ] how does this world, help you experience this world . Im glad you finally made it, dad. You have to experience this city. Thats what you always say. You were right about the food. Hi john. Hey kevin. Spent the day with an astronaut, huh. One more. One more. Its beautiful, isnt it . How about a baseball game next time . Done done. 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[ cheering ] jimmy we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and want to play along we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hash tag, ill announce it on the show, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. Since mothers day is this sunday i went on twitter and sent out the momquotes, and i asked you to tweet us something funny, weird or embarrassing your mom has said. We got thousands and thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u. S. Thank you for those tweets about moms. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought id share some of my favorite mom quote tweets from you guys. Here w. amandaandderek. She says, my mom said if donald trump wins im moving to california. [ laughter ] steve for the weather or jimmy not gonna help. Not gonna help, yeah. Steve thats it. Im gone. Jimmy this one is from danagrace20. She said, my mom said the tvs broken. Theres big 11 on the screen. It was the pause button. [ laughter and applause ] steve that was a triangle. This ones from charlesincharge. He says my mom called me the first time she watched two netflix episodes in a row just to shout i binged i binged i binged steve it was a happy day. Jimmy this on is from fanpyree. She said when i passed my classes mom responded with, wtf she thought that meant well, thats fantastic. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . sakshi305. She says, i asked my mom who she liked more between my brother and me and she said im not crazy about either one of you. [ laughter and applause ] steve nice. Jimmy being honest. Real talk. This ones from linanbabiker. She says, my mom once asked me to close the patio door because i was letting the wifi out. Thats not how it works, mom. This ones from claptonkeys. She said, when i showed my mom a picture of my college crush she said yeah, thats not gonna happen. [ laughter ] steve oh, no. Jimmy oh, yeah. This ones from kakadziolka. She says, my mom excitedly said her new sweatshirt was bisexual. I said, you mean unisex . She said, whatever. [ laughter and applause ] steve whatever. Dont let the wifi out. Jimmy yeah. paigerocks97 she says, mom told me to walk home after a a party. I said what if i get kidnapped . She said trust me, theyll bring you back. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around, well be right back with Robert Downey, jr. [ cheers and applause ] one coat, yes there is a day, for every number. There is a time, for all my slumbers. And i can see, that i cant run and hide. One coat guaranteed marquee interior. Behrs most advanced paint. Come find our top rated paints, only at the home depot. Theres a place for vacationers than just a little time off. The ones who choose to go big or stay home. Come with me now. 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Bacon supreme omelet breakfast sandwich, loaded with peppers, onions, and potatoes and topped with two slices of cherrywoodsmoked bacon and cheese all on a freshly baked croissant. America runs on dunkin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a twotime Academy Awardnominated actor who returns as iron man in the giant new blockbuster captain America Civil War which opens in theaters, imax, and imax 3d this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show, Robert Downey jr. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you we love you [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talkin about the one and only Robert Downey jr. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] we love you so much. Thank you for doing this. Gotta get to some talking but thats got to feel good, man. God bless you all. Jimmy they love you. Yeah. [ cheers ] youre looking good. What is this shirt you have on there . This is the me and the mrs. Started a foundation that raises money for nonprofits called random act funding. And then this great company, omaze, you can donate as little as ten bucks and you get a a chance to win. So tonight part of what they get to do is, amelia and rebecca, her sister, who won are here in the audience. Jimmy hey. Which is nice. Jimmy oh, there they are. Hi, guys [ cheers and applause ] yes jimmy thats pretty cool. Thats pretty cool. Were gonna have pizza. Were gonna do were gonna do like a photo shoot together with weirdo props. Jimmy yeah. Were gonna have new york pizza. And then im gonna screen captain America Civil War for them. Jimmy ah, see, come on. [ cheers and applause ] youre the most fun person to hang out with. With you outside the show. Do you remember we went to a last summer. Jimmy last summer we went to the the seinfelds had a a party. I know. Seinfeld had a beach party. It was a big deal. Jimmy yeah. You came and there was all these kids around. You came and brought like a a stunt kite. Yeah. Yeah. Well, theres a lot of, i mean, you were there. Theres a lot of folks there, and i thought, just in case i get self conscious ill bring some props. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. So i brought this stunt kite and then i was basically giving stunt kite lessons to all the kids. Jimmy yeah. And we were shooting things. It was fun. I never got to hang out with anybody. How was the party . Jimmy it was great. [ laughter ] i mean we i didnt even get to talk at all. But ive never even seen a kite that does that. Right. Jimmy that moves you can control it got two lines. If you get it up in the air you look like a bad ass, but its really just, its the kites doing cool stuff. Jimmy i gotta tell you a a quick story cause you were not i didnt get to talk to you at the party. But you did a good thing cause all these kids are freaking out that you were there and this one kid in particular just was dying. He was like just staring at you the whole time. And you went up to him, he was sitting with his brother or a bonfire. And you went and you sat next to him and talked to him for like a half hour. Yeah. Jimmy and his parents were like, hes freaking out right now. Like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] how cool is Robert Downey jr. . Like you were the nicest, coolest to that kid. And that was just awesome that you did that. Well, you know jimmy you made me look bad. [ laughter ] because i ignored the kid. Yeah. Jimmy i go, hey, get lost and by the way every time i jimmy im at a barbecue leave me alone. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You were there to have a good time. Jimmy i want to meet Robert Downey jr. Yeah, exactly. Stop talking, kid. Yeah. It was fun. Jimmy it was so much fun. I wanted to talk to you because i read somewhere that you were in a Cappella Group as a kid. Oh, my god. Jimmy and i want to know if that was real. Yeah. Jimmy you were . Yep. I went to Santa Monica High School in an a Cappella Group and, you know, we would go to like malls and sing madrigals around christmastime. Jimmy really . Almost like buskers. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Just going around well, i mean, except youre singing at a mall. Its not even like being on the street where people might stop. Theyre like, you know, i just going to foot locker. [ laughter ] i dont care. But you learn, and im sure youve had this experience, you learn how to youre out there giving it your all. Jimmy yeah. Nobody really cares. Jimmy no. They just wanna get their shopping done. Yeah. And youre, like [ cheers and applause ] you know, whatever. And theyre, you know, whatever. Jimmy but they dont care. Yeah. Theyre like, yeah, i gotta get a poster. No. Hey, if they knew who that guy might be later. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] theyd want to sit on a a beach with me. Jimmy were you a mall kid . Did you used to hang out in the mall . Total mall rat. Jimmy you were, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy a punk, were you a a little punk . Well, i you know what, i was actually the guy who they would put up stuff and i would do it. Jimmy yeah. Yes. It was back when you only got arrested by, you know, mall cops. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. Just a slap on the wrist. Which was yeah. It was a slight detainment. So my buddy lenno said, ill give you ten bucks if you strip down and walk through the fountain. [ cheers ] the quickest ten bucks i ever made. Jimmy ever made. Yeah. Exactly. I was like, nah, he just went for it. That would make you a a performer. I mean, i watch you, and it seems so natural, and i know its odd to say because were just so used to you, but when youre wearing that suit and walking around, i dont know how could that possibly feel natural . I dont know what you compared that to. But every movie i see you in but is there any scenes that you go, i dont feel comfortable, or is there anything where youre like, can we do another take . cause it just seems like you got it. All right. First of all, my dirty secret is im not actually all that good. Jimmy no, thats not true. And im gonna tell you why. Theres things that most people, it doesnt bother them. Like theres stuff that i bet, and look, youre an actor. I hate Opening Doors and pretending that im [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for saying that. Yeah, you are. Jimmy i appreciate that. Well find out. [ laughter ] i might put you through a a little exercise here. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah . Opening doors pretending youre surprised to see somebody that has been standing on the other side of the door waiting for the cue for you to open the door and pretend youre surprised to see them. Jimmy oh, thats tricky. All right, well try that one. [ light laughter ] and also driving a car and doing a bunch of, like, all right. Now do this, now do that. I hate it. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy because youre not well, lets try it. Jimmy okay. Lets go in tight on jimmy. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy all right. Im going to prep you. Theres a knock at the door, you open it. Theres a beautiful girl there who youve been in love with. You thought she was dead. Jimmy uhhuh. [ laughter ] wow. And then after you say, like, whatever. Lets pretend her name is harmony. Jimmy harmony, sure. [ cheers ] then you realized youre gonna have to kill her. Jimmy okay. And roll sound and action [ knocking ] jimmy harmony [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] very good. Very good. Do you wanna try do you wanna try the driving one . Jimmy let me do the driving one. Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Jimmy its a lot of pressure. Im not into that. Tight in again. Maybe even a little tighter. Up to you. [ laughter ] thats the one. Roll sound. Youre behind the wheel, you just got away, zombie apocalypse. Road, theyre back [ laughter ] wait a minute, youre feeling gassy. [ laughter ] no i cant do that. I cant do that. [ cheers and applause ] im a bad at acting. That wasnt terrible. Jimmy im a bad actor. Im a bad were equal. Jimmy no. I watch you do these things and i see you do all these lines and things. First of all, there this one scene, i can talk about it, hopefully i can. Its a cgi thing. Am i allowed . Is it a spoiler . No, have a ball. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. Theres a scene where its a a teenage you. Right. Jimmy it gets a gasp from the audience that i was everyones, like yeah. We find that you meet tony and hes actually doing, hes having some sort of hes demonstrating a type of technology, but you see him when he was, like, 20. Jimmy but its so real it freaked me out. It freaked everybody. You think . It freaked me the heck out [ laughter ] jimmy i know. I was, like, my god he was beautiful what happened . [ laughter ] jimmy no way. I was like, oh and then built it perfectly into the script. They did a great job, the russo brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Its pretty damn good. Jimmy i mean, no, its so many fun things. There was a line, theres so many lines, i wish i wrote them down. But im not one of those guys who have their cell phones out during the movie. Thank you for that. Jimmy yeah, youre welcome. Youre not one of those guys who gets arrested. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Okay, good. Jimmy well, i did walk pantless through the fountain after the movie, but it doesnt matter. [ laughter ] it was just a mall cop. And there was one line, you go, and it got a big laugh, you up to captain america and go, man, youre so defensive. Which really made me laugh cause his weapon is a shield. [ laughter ] i go, thats a great line right there. I loved it so much. Standing ovation. Thank you. Thank you. Well, you know, when youre standing around set for hours you think of, you know, dumb stuff to say and then sometimes you say it when youre rolling. Jimmy why are you so defensive . Made me laugh. This thing that were about to show a clip is when you actually pressed the you have a gauntlet. Yes. We have come to call it the igauntlet. You swipe and press a button it turns into an iron man hand thats kind of like a little twoshot derringer. Jimmy yeah. And its just, that was just a a cool move. So exciting. Jimmy yeah. Because you could be tony stark and then all the sudden youre like, oh, dude, what . [ laughter ] yeah. Its like just so fun we have a clip. Heres Robert Downey jr. Hes awesome. Its captain America Civil War. Take a look at this. [ yelling ] were in position. [ grunting ] jimmy i just [ cheers and applause ] its so action packed youre going to love it Robert Downey jr. , everybody captain America Civil War is in theaters this friday. Amy sedaris joins us next. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] whenever im around you i go home a little bit theres just something about you theres a lightness that surrounds you and it guides me like a star oh i am, who i am because you are, who you are poor mouth breather. Allergies . Stuffy nose . Cant sleep . Take that. A breathe right nasal strip instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than allergy medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. Breathe right. Right sleeve, left sleeve,gs i looneck hole. Tshirt . Is this shirt alive man . Oh, im tucking baby. No dancing, i dont dance. Oh you like my shirt . Thats a tight shirt hello . Hi. Certain tshirts have different emotions. Life is a sport. We are the utility. Music plays music plays music plays [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is one of my favorites. Fantastic and very talented performer and you can see her in the new season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt now streaming on netflix. The wonderful amy sedaris. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. Hi jimmy great to see you. Nice to see you jimmy oh, man, i have so much to talk to you about. I want to jump right in. Lets do it. Jimmy you have so much going on very busy woman. Jimmy yes you are. Yes. You just had an art sh thats very exciting. Yes two, four, eight, hotels have got rid of all their old art. Theyre bringing in new art. Jimmy they are bringing in new art . Which is gonna be cityspecific so like lets say youre in san francisco. You dont remember where you are and you wake and youll see a painting of the Golden Gate Bridge or the arch in st. Louis. Or i dont know newark, newark there wont be any art cause someone would have taken it. [ light laughter ] jimmy you dont know where you are you wake up at a a super 8. But i brought you one and i had to name them all. I called my dealer and i named them all. Jimmy you got a bunch of these pieces of art and you had an art show and people would come in and buy them . Yeah. No, they were giving it away and the super 8 made a huge donation to the center for arts education. Jimmy but you got to name them. I sure did. It was really hard. Jimmy do you remember what you named this one . I think i named this one letting loose or getting loose. It had a jazz kind of a theme to it. Jimmy like a jazz. Yea, letting loose. I kind of like that. This one i dont remember, but lets call it early menopause. We all know what were talking about, right . And this one, the birds and the bees. [ laughter ] be so easy to deface that. Jimmy it is. I really wanted to you know what i wanted to do. And then i got one for you. Jimmy you brought me something. Let me reach for it. [ cheering ] [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Unbelievable. This is one for one of your rooms because i know you like themes. Jimmy i do. So whered you go . So this one i thought id name lovers or brothers. Jimmy lovers or brothers. I love this one so much. And you dont have to worry about word worms or sperm on it. I cleaned it all off. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you very much theres nothing on there. What would you call that one . Jimmy this one. Let me see what it is. It could be is it like a a bucket or maybe its a a male, female maybe theyre separating and its called dear john. [ laughter ] oh, yes thats yours. Jimmy this is so thoughtful and nice of you because usually usually i take art. Jimmy you steal stuff, yeah. Youve stolen from our dressing rooms in the past. But your allowed to do it because we love you. Thats the old me. Jimmy you dont do that anymore. I love your purple tie. I cant help but think of prince now, right . The color purple. Jimmy he had that color right . Yeah. He owned it. Jimmy not that many people own a color, but prince was one of them. You could do it, yeah. You would have many colors, i would say. Would i . Jimmy you do so many different things. I just saw you on kimmy schmidt. [ cheers and applause ] i know you were on horace and pete. Horace and pete. Jimmy louie c. K. s show. It was great working with louie. Hes amazing. Jimmy rupauls drag race. And rupaul. You have a picture of rupaul. It was so big i loved doing that show. My brother and i both did it, but look at how tall she is compared to you know. Jimmy thats real. Isnt that crazy . Jimmy look how tiny you are. I love it. But three totally different audiences and then your show which are ghost believers and farmers. [ laughter ] different types of audiences. Jimmy thats who watches our show. Ghost believers and farmers. Absolutely, yeah, i know. Thats our audience. I took a personal poll. [ laughter ] jimmy you did some research. Unbreakable kimmy schmidt, i want to show a clip here but first, i want to discuss how funny you are here. Now, your name is mimi canasas. Jimmy mimi canasas. And i wanted to look like a a fox. Like a little face and a Big Country Club hairstyle. Jimmy oh, my gosh. What a great name and you are one of Jane Krakowskis friends. Its a very funny clip and i wanted to show you it. Amy sedaris in the new season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Look at this. Its a disaster mimi canasas. No shoes on the rug howd you get in here . Who told you where i was living . My adderall dealer goes to school with buckley. Then, i showed up downstairs, flashed my pearly whites to the doorman and here i am because of the news. That son of a bitch. How can julian do this . Exactly what stanley did to me. Jacqueline, were the same. Closer than sisters. Is he just trying to hurt me . Ms. White, im sorry. I thought you were jeff soan sculpture of ronald mcdonald. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy what . You thought that was a a jeff soan sculpture . It really makes me laugh. The way you kick those shoes off. That deserves an emmy right there. I love my bit. Jimmy i love you so much and i love your line at fishs eddy, which is one of my Favorite Stores places to go in new york city. If you have time go there. I would say start shopping go there because if you walk in there with bags you might break oh, you cant. Backpacks and luggage and people with glass. Jimmy glass everywhere just like beautiful cool thing. You have a great cool line. But you just came out with sprinkles. Now do you call sprinkles jimmies or sprinkles . I call them jimmies but these are called sprinkles, but theyre the same. Jimmy weirdly i do call them sprinkles. Oh, you do . Okay. Jimmy its an ego thing. I dont know. I dont but these are amazing sprinkles. I have a bowl here just so you can see what they look like. These are all edible sprinkles. Are you getting the sprinkles . Im getting the sprinkles . Jimmy now, what were you saying . Youre saying that these these are great. You put them on cupcakes and cakes. But i like to wear sprinkles or jimmies. I like to wear jimmies. Jimmy you like to wear jimmies . Yes and ill tell you how you do it. You need whipped cream. Jimmy i need whipped cream. [ cheers ] as you wish. Wow how do you want to do this . Do you want to pie each other . We need to put goggles on. Jimmy yeah, and then we pie each other. Oh, [ bleep ] what do i do . Okay, no, i got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. Im going to smell like feta cheese. cause whipped cream smells like feta cheese. Jimmy no, it doesnt. When it dries it smells like feta cheese. Jimmy yeah, maybe when it dries. Okay. Jimmy do we pie each other . Oh yeah, lets pie each other. You ready . On your mark. Get set, go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now what do i do . Where are you . Amy, where are you . Did i get you . Where are you . You get in there jimmy now what do i do . [ cheering ] oh oh wow. Look how good it works. Jimmy thats fantastic [ cheers and applause ] its fantastic you can wear them amy sedaris, everybody the new season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is now streaming on netflix, and well be back with a performance from chance the rapper i have an orcogram we for an owen. E. You should hire stacy drew. She wants to change the world with you. She can program jet engines to talk and such. Her biggest weakness is she cares too much. Thank you. My friend really wants a job at ge. Mine too. Im a wise elf from a far off shire. And sanjay patel is who you should hire. Thank you. Seriously though, stacy went to a great school and shes really loyal. You should give her a shot. Sanjays a team player and uh. Its hard to resist great taste. Meet the ketchups. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, people are going crazy for this tonight. Oh, get ready for this one [ cheers and applause ] the internets gonna go nuts for this one. A critically acclaimed rapper from chicago who we love. Hes gonna release his third mixtape on may 13th. Here to debut his new single blessings featuring byron cage and jamilla woods, give it up for chance the rapper [ cheers and applause ] im gon praise him praise him till im gone im gon praise him praise him till im gone when the praises go up the blessings come down when the praises go up the blessings come down it seems like blessings keep my falling in my lap it seems like blessings keep my falling in my lap for free i make em for freedom dont believe in kings believe in the kingdom chisel me into stone prayer whistle me into song air dyin laughin with krillin saying something bout blonde hair jesus black life aint matter i know i talk to his daddy said you the man of house now look out for your family he has ordered my steps gave me a sword with a crest and gave donnie a trumpet case i get shortness of breath im gon praise him praise him till im gone dont be mad im gon praise him praise him till im gone when the praises go up good god the blessings come down the blessings come down when the praises go up good god the blessings come down the blessings come down when the praises go up oh oh blessings keep falling in my lap the blessings come down when the praises go up oh oh the blessings come down good god they book the Nicest Hotels on the 59th floor with the big wide windows with the suicide doors aint no blood on my money aint no twitter in heaven i know them drugs isnt close aint no visiting heaven i know the difference tween blessings and worldly possessions like my ex girl getting pregnant and her becoming my everything war with my wrongs im writing four different songs i never forged it or forfeited im a force to be reconciled they want four minute songs you need a four hour praise dance performed every morn im feeling shortness of breath so nico grab you a horn hit jerico with the buzzer beater to end the quarter watch brick and mortar fall like dripping water uh there are obstacles in life many many trials and tribulations that come on but you got to realize walls must fall every wall must fall ah ah ah ah im gon praise him praise him till im gone good god im gon praise him praise him till im gone when the praises go up the blessings come down the blessings come down when the praises go up oh when the praises go up the blessings come down the blessings come down when the praises go up are you ready oh the blessings come down for your blessings when the praises go up are your ready the blessings come down for your miracle are you ready for your blessings are you ready are you ready are you ready for your miracle blessings keep falling in my lap [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh oh oh, i didnt want it to end i didnt want it to end i love that chance the rapper how great byron cage jamilla woods well be right back, everybody when the praises go up [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Did you say honey . Hey, try some . Mmm that is tasty. Is it real . Are you . Nope animated you know im always looking for real honey for honey nut cheerios well youve come to the right place. Great, mind if i have another taste . Not at all mmm youre all right bud . Never better i dont know if he likes that. Yeah part of the complete breakfast i cant believe after all these years. People are still listening to this song dragon me neither laughing music plays flip your way through your last 9 shows with the tap of a button. Change the way you experience tv. Xfinity x1. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Robert Downey, jr. , amy sedaris, chance the rapper [ cheers and applause ] byron cage, jamilla woods and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen oh, i loved it [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow, baby [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight dana carvey, chat and music from cyndi lauper, featuring the 8g band with mark guiliana. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic to hear. Lets get to the news. Bernie sanders said yesterday that he intends to do everything that he can to prevent a donald trump presidency. Though i dont know what he can try that donald trump hasnt tried already