In a new interview, President Trump says hes mostly there on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. Said trump look, at this point ive already accomplished 95 days. [ light laughter ] thats almost 80 . [ light laughter ] this week is National Volunteer week, said President Trump. So anybody want to be president . [ light laughter ] a restaurant opened in london today specializing in Airline Style food. And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it united. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new study, sounding out words is the best way to teach children how to read. But the method is having mixed results. Nevada. [ laughter ] seth a new jersey restaurant has begun selling a massive taco covered pizza for 75. Seems a little steep said a customer who was looking at the three steps in front of the restaurant. [ light laughter ] a new york personal trainer is charging couples 1,000 to watch them have sex and then instruct them on ways they can improve. First tip, dont have a personal trainer in the room. Honey, why arent you looking at me . Stop looking at him. Look at me. According to a new study, renaissance artist michelangelo may have concealed symbols associated with the female anatomy in his work. He also did a pretty good job concealing male anatomy, said david. [ light laughter ] help a brother out michelangelo. Did you finish up the last the last thing. Did you run out of time . Anatomy in his work, while Georgia Okeeffe did not. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] do you see it . [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] my dear friends, one of our favorites back on the show. Hes in a fantastic new movie called colossal that i cant wait to talk to him about. Jason sudeikis everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is very exciting. We have a comedy legend with us tonight. Shes one of the stars of nbcs great news, Andrea Martin is in the building. [ cheers and applause ] cant wait to talk to her. And this is very exciting for us. He is the host of his own late night show in germany neo magizin royale. Thats the name of the show and now im going to say his name and im gonna nail it. Jan bohmermann is here tonight and [ cheers and applause ] very excited to have our first german talk show host. But before we get to all that, President Trump has been scrambling for literally any kind of positive achievement as he nears the end of his first 100 days in office. Meanwhile, he and congress are facing down an imminent deadline to avoid a Government Shutdown. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth trump is nearing the 100 day milestone with record low Approval Ratings and a white house in constant chaos which means today was the perfect day for a jovial, well rested former president obama to show up in chicago for his first public appearance after leaving office and say this. So whats been going on while ive been gone . [ laughter ] seth ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Everything [ light laughter ] everything has been going on. Of course after that comment obama threw on some shades, kite surfed out of the auditorium and yelled, somebody get me a mai [ light laughter ] but obamas first postelection public appearance was especially well timed because saturday will mark the 100th day of trumps presidency. Which is traditionally when president s get their first big report card on their performance so far. And this will shock you. Most people think hes not doing great. We have our brand new nbc news wall street journal poll to tell us just how americans think the president is doing as we approach day 100. In short, not well. The worst Approval Ratings around the 100 day mark for any president in modern times. He laid out a very detailed 100 day contract he called it. Obamacare, tax reform, border wall funding, infrastructure spending, new trade tariffs, labeling china a currency manipulator, ending the common Core Education standards. 100 days in or one week from 100 days anyway, incomplete at best. None of this, none of this has been done. Seth none of this has been done. If this were a movie, it would be called 100 days and confused. Now, the polls did have one bit of good news for trump which if a neec trump would win over clinton 43 to 40 . And of course trump could not help but brag about those numbers. Tweeting yesterday new polls out today are very good. Considering that much of the media is fake and almost always negative would still beat hillary in popular votes. Still . Does he think he won the popular vote the first time . [ light laughter ] because i got news for you, buddy. You cant still do something youve never done before. Thats like me saying its been 100 days, but rihanna would still go out with me. [ laughter and applause ] thank you for sticking with me. Nonetheless, the 100 day report card is on the way. And like every terrible student trump is trying to turn an f into an a tweeting last week, no matter how much i accomplish with the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, and it has been a lot, including supreme court, media will kill. Yeah, the 100 day report card is an arbitrary, meaningless political milestone that most people care about. Donald trump. I propose a contract with the american voter. Its a set of promises for what ill do in my first 100 days. What follows is my 100 day action plan to make America Great again. Just think about what we can accomplish in the first 100 days of a Trump Administration. Seth and then after you thought about it, tell me what you came up with because ive got nothing. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so as the 100 day milestone nears, trump has failed to deliver on almost everyone of his legislative promises. Now there are many reasons for this including trumps ignorance about the basic political realities of governing. In fact trump is so ignorant, hes ignorant of his own ignorance. For example, he apparently just learned that there were different factions on the Republican Party and talked about as if it was a brilliant insight telling the ap in an interview, the Republican Party has various groups, all great people. Theyre great people. But some are moderate, some are very conservative, and i think its fine. [ laughter ] trump is like an annoying 8yearold kid that just got home from school. Did you know fish can breathe underwater by using their gills . Yes timmy, i did know that. Everybody knows that now go suckon your juice box. In fact, trump even seems to have trouble remembering the names of congressional leaders as we discover last week when he kept referring to House Speaker paul ryan as ron before catching himself and trying to save it. My thanks goes to speaker ryan whos represented the city for nearly two decades in congress. And you know where he is . Hes with nato, and so he has a good excuse i said, ron, make sure these countries start paying their bills a little bit more. You know, theyre way, way behind ron im gonna talk to you about that ron. But, paul, youre over with bills. Seth i said ron, mean im talking to you ron. Names not ron . I meant don. I was talking to myself. Don, youve got to get them to pay their bills. Good idea, don. Thank you, don. [ light laughter ] so with less than a week less than a week until the 100 day deadline, to trump himself champion, the president has failed to deliver on nearly every one of his major legislative promises. How could things get any worse . Shutdown showdown. The white house is racing to avoid marking the president s first 100 days in office with a Government Shutdown. If congress doesnt send President Trump a the government funding bill midnight on friday the government will run out of money and a shutdown would begin. A Sticking Point as you may know is money for the wall along our border with mexico. He could be the first president in history to face a Government Shutdown in his first 100 days. Seth okay, but are we sure the government wasnt shutdown already . Because it was reported recently that President Trump as appointed few than three dozen of the top 1000 officials he needs to run the federal government. Under trump our federal government is staffed as well as duane reade on a sunday morning. [ light laughter ] hello . Hello, i need my heart pills. Duane . Reade . So the white house is requesting money for the border wall and the bill that funds the government. But the crucial question is will the president veto any bill that does not include money for the wall . The government staying open hangs on this question. So when the ap asked trump that question pointblank, this is what he said and this is his full unedited answer. I dont know yet. People want the border wall. My base definitely wants the border wall. My base really wants it. Youve been to many of the rallies. Okay . The think they want more than anything is the wall. My base, which is a big base, i think my base is 45 . Lhlh you know, its funny, the democrats have a big advantage in the Electoral College, big, big, big advantage. Ive always said the popular vote would be a lot easier than the Electoral College. The Electoral College, but its a whole different campaign, unintelligible. As opposed to everything up to that point which had been super [ bleep ] telligble. [ laughter and applause ] lets get back to his answer about the wall. The Electoral College is very difficult for a republican to win. And i will tell you, the people want to see it. They want to see the wall. Ill tell you one thing, that answer would have definitely made a much tougher chant at trump rallies. Whos going to pay for the wall . We dont know yet. People want the border wall. Your base definitely wants to border wall. Youre base really wants it. Weve been to many of the rallies. Unintelligible. [ applause ] now, trumps answer on the wall might be confusing to you for many reasons including the fact as you may recall, trump will pay for the wall. And on sunday he took to twitter to settle the discrepancy with his signature bravado declaring unequivocally that without any hesitation that eventually, but at a later date so he can get started early, mexico will be paying in some form for the badly needed border wall. Trumps tweets are starting to sound like the fine print on a contest to win a free cruise. [ light laughter ] cruise will be awarded eventually but at a later date in some form. The cruise will not necessarily be on a boat but may in fact be on a raft or a piece of driftwood. While the cruise is free, each passenger must pay a 10,000 floating fee. [ cheers and applause ] trump was also asked how much the wall would cost . But again this is his real answer. I think 10 billion or less. And if i do a super, duper higher better, better security, everything else, maybe it goes a little bit more. Man even the biggest sucker at the used car lot knows to walk away when the salesman says superduper. [ light laughter ] and illl im gonna throw any undercoating for free. I just have to talk to my manager, superduper. Now publicly republicans and the Trump Administration have downplayed the risks of a Government Shutdown over border wall funding. But privately they seem excited. One unnamed Top White House official told the new yorker, next week its going to have quite high drama. Its gonna be action packed. Trust me, its gonna be the battle of the titans. And the great irony here is that the call for Government Shutdown will come on, guess what, the 100th day. If you pitch this in a studio they would say, get out here, its too ridiculous. This is gonna be a big one. Weve all been saying, get outta here its too ridiculous, for two years. Yet, here he is. Get out of here so trump [ cheers and applause ] so trump obviously has very few concrete achievements to celebrate his first 100 days. Which of course has left trump brag about the thing he loves to brag about the most, ratings. In fact trump is so enamored by ratings hes even basing major personnel decisions on them. The whi yesterday that when the prospect of firing sean spicer came up in a recent meeting, trump replied, im not firing sean spicer. The guy gets great ratings. Everyone tunes in. Yeah, everyone gets great ratings. Everyone tunes in. Yeah, everyone tunes in to watch sean spicer for the same reason this video has 31 million views. [ grunting ] [ audience oohs ] seth incidentally trump just made that guy secretary of pools. [ light laughter ] so trump is facing a 100 day milestone with virtually no successes to brag about which may be why when asked by reporters last week about the sudden flurry of activity and how his administration was doing as it neared the 100 day deadline, he resorted to the most meaningless platitudes possible. Can you speak to us briefly about all the legislative action that you are planning next week . How are you going to accomplish all that . Its going to be great. Itll happen. Youre gonna do healthcare and tax reform . Well see what happens. No particular rush, but well see with happens. But healthcare is coming along well. Government is coming along really well. Seth thats the president on the United States saying government is coming along really well. Its like going home to our wife and saying, hello, wife, our marriage is coming along really well. This has been a closer look. 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[ screams ] guess i have more jump than i thought. Progressives name your price tool. You dont have to be able to dunk to use it, but it helps. Whew, gravity . [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. And please give it up for the 8th street band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, so excited. Whole week, weve got two incredible singers adding their vocal talents to the band. They performed here on the show last year in support of their critically acclaimed album, good grief. From lucius, please welcome jess wolfe and holly laessig, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys so much for being here. Also joining us on drums, from new york city, our friend Allison Millers back on the show. Were always so happy to have her. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Seth welcome back, allison. You know our first guest tonight from his work on saturday night live and the film, horrible bosses and were the millers. He costars alongside Anne Hathaway in the new movie, colossal, which is in theaters now. Lets take a look. Tell me when you see it. See what . Holy [ bleep ], alright its back. You see it . Yeah, i got it. Is it there . The giant monster, yeah. Holy [ bleep ], gloria, youve got to see this. What is it doing . Its dancing. Its dancing like . Holy [ bleep ], uh it stopped. [ laughing ] hi ass [ bleep ] mwuh. Seth please welcome back to the show, our very good friend, Jason Sudeikis, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, buddy. Yeah. Seth so good to have you back on the show. Nice to be had, as always. Thank you. Seth and you were just saying that this film was wonderful. I loved it. Thank you. Seth weve talked about it. Yeah. Seth very hard film to show a clip of, to explain what this movies about. Yes, it really is. Seth i dont think anybody saw that and said, oh, i get where this is going. Yeah. [ light laughter ] or even like, oh i gotta see that. I gotta leave home. Seth so wait, what she does shows up on an ipad . Fantastic. Seth yeah, i cant. 12 dollars, i have to find parking. Nine dollars for a popcorn, yeah man, lets get into it. Seth i saw it in the theater. I know i seth its very exciting. Cause you get free [ bleep ] on this show. Seth i do. I know that. You get to see you miss part of the gig. Seth i couldve just watched it on a laptop and just been with it. Im so flattered when people go to theaters. I mean i believe in it completely. Every time we do like a screening, or like a q and a, the thing i always say at the end is like, thank you for leaving your homes. Seth yeah. Because we all have access to like, you know, like hundred dollar like led screens and whatever. You can find whateveyo seth but the nice thing too about going to the theaters then you cant do other stuff while youre watching it. Yeah. Seth and i just had a sense, because, and i want you to explain the movie a little bit more. I knew this was a movie that i couldnt just take time off during. Yep. Seth theres a lot of movies where you just enjoy it, but you als know, i know what these superheroes are gonna for the next 15 minutes. Absolutely, yeah. Seth cause when theyre gonna have a meeting, and im gonna do my emails. Right, exactly yeah. A hundred percent. No, this one, yeah, this one you gotta you gotta stay connected to it. Seth so tell us a bit about colossal. Well again, its tough to its tough to sort of explain. Seth alright, cause theres twists. Theres twists and stuff like that, but also you know i found myself before doing it and people ask, you know, us you know, what are you doing now . I mean youre lucky. They know what youre doing. Seth yeah. Like for like olivia and i, its always like, whats next . Its like, well, just you know, gonna go home after this. They always wanna know like whats next. So for a while theres, oh, im doing this movie um, and id take five minutes to describe it, and they would just lose people. And then i asked the writer director, this spanish fellow named nacho vigalondo, the movie, he tell people theres a movie about a woman who goes back to their home and every time she drinks, a monster attacks seoul. I was like, okay, ill do that. So i started doing that and people would still be like, okay. [ laughter ] and then id be like, and the girl is played by Anne Hathaway. And theyre like, oh, okay, alright. Youre still a legitimate actor. [ laughter ] okay, good yeah. Youre not doing just like monster porn or something i dont know like seth do you think she got the same response when she said sudeikis is in it. No, yeah, i hope not. God i hope not. God i hope not. I think maybe shed have to break out her phone and show people a picture of me and theyd be like, oh, hes from the hangover. and its like, no, different guy. Different guy. Seth but it is great, and i highly recommend it. I thought this year, there was the film, get out, that our friend, jordan peel did. Of course, yeah. Seth which was a horror movie, that was like unlike any horror movie. And i feel like this is a scifi movie that ends up being a lot more about whats going on in the world in a very real way. Yeah. Seth and i thought that was really cool. Yeah, i mean nacho haes things sniffed out on which you, you know way back when we did almost two years ago. But yeah, how much more relevant it all becomes. Seth you did it, you shot it in canada. Vancouver. Seth vancouver. Yeah. Hollywood north. [ cheers and applause ] seth way more, a scary amount of people from vancouver. [ laughter ] yeah. Because theyre like, oh i want to buy weed illegally. So that when they come to the states they go all the way across. Seth well for the thrill of it. For the thrill. You just the high. The natural high of the unnatural high. Um, so we were in vancouver and it was great. I mean its lovely. I never spent much time up there. But its very Family Friendly and you know, a lot of pinball would be played in pubs around the town, which is great. Good to know. Also other things are there that are legal that im into, so thats fun. Um, you know, taking rights on red, stuff like that. [ laughter ] seth that was always your thing. Always my thing. It just, it makes sense. [ light laughter ] new york, they dont get that, they dont get that. Come on de blasio. Enough with the freeoo no, enough with the free school for children. Rights on red. [ laughter ] alright, its alright. But, yeah it was during the world series. And im from kansas city. Seth two years ago . Two years ago, two years ago from kansas city, so i was there for the alcs, and not realizing, being a kansas city guy, showing up you know to a bar. A little wings place with my kansas city hat on, that i forgot that the blue jays are now more or less the National Team for canada. So i walk into this bar, thinking, oh, itll just be me and maybe a couple like blue jay fans. No, everybody was a blue jay fan. And then me and then our pal rob riggle, who happened to be working in town too, also from kansas city. Hes bigger than me, and a former, you know, marine, so i hid behind him the whole time, ready for, you know, some squabbling. But not the case when you get two midwesterners and then a room full of canadians. [ light laughter ] no trash talking, just everyones in good spirits and just, oh, heck of pitch there. You know. Yeah, yeah. Highfiving each other. Wellplayed, wellplayed. I remember wearing my kansas city hat actually when i went up to toronto to see the allstar game the nba allstar game. And i was in an elevator, with batista. Who is not wellliked outside of wherever hes playing. Seth yeah, hes very specific to his group of fans. Yeah, and i was wearing a kansascity hat and i had just played in the basketball game the night before. He goes, hey, you played a good game. Im doing all of these bad spanish accents. Or like, you know ethnic accents. Anyway hes like hey you played a good game. I go, oh, thank you. He goes, i hate your hat. I go, oh, i know you do. [ laughter ] i know buddy, i know. And then he got off the elevator and i went to my room and he probably went somewhere cooler. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth you mentioned you got two kids now. Two, yeah. Seth birthdays, did you just have one . Did otis just have one. Otis just had his, yeah. Seth uh what was, so otis turned three, whats a three year olds Birthday Party like. But you know, we had beers, we had wine for the adults. We had juice boxes for the kids. Both have the same effect, i find. [ light laughter ] but the funny thing was it was the third birthday so we got everybody chance the rapper hats. As the party gifts because it has a big old three on there. So thank you chance, a pat for sending those our way. Cause the parents and the kids loved them. But that morning, when i woke up, i took a shower, i get out of the shower, and our friend charlene who was helping us set up the party, just comes upstairs, knocks on the bedroom door and says, jason, theres a leak. Theres a leak in the basement. Theres water all over the place. Im like, what are you talking about . And ive got like pinball machines down there and, like you know, just priceless works of art of my own. [ laughter ] because theyre horrible and no one should pay for them. Priceless. And so i immediately got some clothes on, ran down there. And i brought a video of what it looked like in my basement. Seth this is, if it was blood, itd be the scariest ho seth its coming out of places you dont expect to see water. Yeah, yeah. [ water running ] yeah, can they hear me right now . Its coming out of light socket and its coming out of a Carbon Monoxide like the speaker. I literally, i was like, i have no idea what the hell to do. My dad doesnt know stuff how to work around the house. So i by proxy have no idea. So im just like texting our neighbor, claire, going, do you have a plumber. Do i call 311 . It was coming out of the speakers, so i was like, do i call an exorcist . [ laughter ] what is going on . And the party was in three hours. Seth yeah. So a gentleman name wally shows up. Just a heck of a guy. A little angel with a wrench shows up. [ light laughter ] and at this point we had already dug into the wall and couldnt find what was going on. I shut off the power. I cracked that code, figured that out through the help of a handyman through facetime. Modern technology, you know, fantastic. Thank you tim cook. And next think you know, right as wally gets there. Willy wonka. Willy gets there and he says, and it stopped. Just like you bring the car into the thing and it stops making the noise. And im like, aw hell. So then he leaves. Right after he leaves, it starts gushing down again. And im like okay, so then he comes in, he fixes it. We have to turn it off. Now the party started. Now its 4 00. We have 25 adults, 25 kids, no one can use the toilet. [ audience oohs ] so now im like okay this is either a good or bad thing. Kids, the majority of them have diapers. A lot of parents i assume dont, you know. [ laughter ] because theyre on the younger side. And so we had to send them to like our neighbors house. And i had couple of real blunt conversations with some of the parents. Like whats going with the bathroom . I go, do you have to go . He goes, yeah. I go, one or two. And hes like, he looked at me like im an adult man, i have to take a piss. Im like, go ahead, just dont flush. Dont flush, go ahead. So he did it. But then, you know, willy took care of it and we were able to flan seth yeah, i mean, and also, for a kid, best thing that could ever happen at a Birthday Party, just water everywhere. Water everywhere. Yeah, i should have brought them down and just held them in the it was clean water. It wasnt sewer water. And then later that night as im reading to otis, the Carbon Monoxide like [ beep ] starts going off. And then the phone rings because its like connected to like a security system. Theyre like, theyre like, you teed to leave the house. We have an alarm going off in the basement. And like in my head im like, i dont say this out loud, im like, oh, the one that had water streaming through it. Its okay. So i hang up. Next thing you know two fire trucks, you know nyfpd, they show up. It was amazing. Like i just was reading with otis, and they show up like nine firemen dressed in full regalia, two blaring sirens with all the cherries going. Everybodys looking out the neighborhood, going, what the hell is going on now . I wish it would have happened during the party. We would have had the best party ever. [ laughter and applause ] seth yeah. But no, it happens at bedtime. Oh, well. Seth Jason Sudeikis colossal, its fantastic. Its in theaters now. Well be right back with Andrea Martin. [ cheers and applause ] at lincoln, were all about making things simpler for you. Like, imagine having your vehicle serviced. From the comfort of your own home. Introducing complimentary lincoln pickup and delivery servicing. Because the most important luxury of all. Is time. Pickup and delivery servicing on the entire family of lincoln luxury vehicles including a complimentary lincoln loaner. You know that feeling you get when you ride . Its like that, for your mouth. The refreshing citrus kick of mtn dew. This blue goo leaves a residue quit playin with my eyes,ghter. Goo. It gets your clothes clean. Really clean. 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And portia for that great interaction on the elevator this morning. And thank you, carol, for the interesting take on the black lives matter movement. And my daughter katie, the love of my life. When she was born i needed an episiotomy. Okay, thats good, thats enough. Okay, thank you. Seth please welcome to the show Andrea Martin, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] seth i am so delighted to have you here. Im so happy, this is what it looks when youre actually here. Seth yeah. Its so fabulous. Seth very interesting vantage point. Beautiful. Seth i feel as though i know you. Such a fan of your work. We do not actually know each other. Its our first time meeting. But we know a lot of the same people. Tina fey is an executive producer of this show. Yes. Tina fey is an executive producer of great news. Amy poehler executive produces seth Difficult People. Difficult people. And fred is not here, but fred but was on Difficult People last year. Seth horatio sanz. Horatio sanz. Seth is on this new show as well. And Nicole Ritchie is on this new show. Briga heelan. Seth and you play sort of an as we can tell a little bit from your clip, you play sort of an over involved mother. Yeah. Seth on Difficult People, the fantastic Julie Klausner and Billy Eichner show, you play a mother on that show as well. Thats right. Seth which of the mothers is harder for you to play . Id say the one in real life. Seth the real life, mother, yeah, okay. [ light laughter ] thats probably true. Seth aou in real life . Well, my kids are not kids anymore. Theyre in their 30s. But you never stop being a mom. And you want you call your mother when you leave here. [ light laughter ] seth so thats important. Thats a very important thing. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, this there are a lot of mothers out there. Seth yeah, its a hot mom night tonight, yeah. Yeah, a hot mom night. This is the message i leave for my kids every week. Hi boys, its your mother Andrea Martin. [ light laughter ] we met while i was raising you. I thought we hit it off. If youre not presently seeing another mother, would you give me a call . [ laughter ] too desperate, yeah. Seth that interesting. Now, i was first familiar with you from sctv, which is a canadian show. You are not canadian, but that is a show that will sort of introduce you to everyone. Do people still to this day think youre canadian . Well, im american. People do think im canadian. But now that trump is president , i just let them. [ laughter ] seth yeah, okay, gotcha. Thats nice. So you didnt know all t i didnt mean to do that, but there you go. [ light laughter ] thats good. Yes seth so thats nice. And i want to ask talk about that show because Edith Prickley was a character you played on the show, and a very famous, very iconic character. Yes, yes. Seth and you would say that her style has inspired others. I would say it inspired lucius tonight. Seth yes, thats true, thats true. They were the leopards, right . Seth yes, there you go. Youre not the only one. How about kanye west . Seth there you go. Full prickley. It inspired seth look at that. Thats very similar. [ laughter and applause ] fabulous. Seth you played so many things over the years. Yes. Seth youre a twotime award winner, which is incredible. [ cheers and applause ] and you have an extensive musical theater background. Is it safe to say you have managed to score tickets to hamilton . I have yes, of course. And i know linmanuel miranda. I knew lin before hamilton. In fact, i like to think im the reason that hamilton happened. Seth yeah. [ ligh seth wait, so now when were you doing raps as Edith Prickley . So i sometimes tour with a one person show with seth rudetsky. Its called final days everything must go. Ive got to change the title because people come up to me and say, really . Are your days numbered . [ laughter ] and this is a joke. Its a joke. So i want to do something with edith at the end of the show that was upbeat even though shes in the third chapter of her life, i really wanted something cool. So i asked seth and seth introduced me to lin, and i seth how many years ago was this . This was it was literally like a couple of years before hamilton. Seth oh wow. Because he told me at the time he was writing a musical about alexander hamilton. And i said thats good. Thats going to really do well. [ laughter ] a show on alexander hamilton. And look at it, yeah. Seth so he wrote a rap for edith he wrote a rap. Is that how you say it . Seth wrote a rap . Or do you say bust a rhyme . What do you sa seth i try to avoid saying bust a rhyme at all costs. [ laughter ] 100 . Seth so what can you give us a little taste . This is an actual linmanuel pen penned is i think how you say it. Penned, that was very good. Seth and the rap. Penned, yes. Seth so lets hear some of the rhymes. Oh, my god, i dont know if i can remember it. Seth you can remember it. Wait, oh so its about Edith Prickley. Seth okay. What am i supposed to do shrivel up and cry now menapausing then applausing thank you can i die now what im pushing 60 suddenly im sickly hey suck this dick ccup im Edith Prickley all my life [ cheers and applause ] theres more theres more wait a minute all my life i have harrowed through every stark light sorry, baby starlight i dont want to leave the spotlight give me the love give me the stage give me the laughter give me the 32ounce margarita after i can boogie i can bake i can shimmy i can shake you can stay on golden pond im skinnydipping in this lake im prickley and im proud im prickley and im lou so you can pick me in a crowd give me the energy to live and never settle put my pedal to the metal from the ghetto to the schtetto [ bleep ] gepetto [ cheers and applause ] im pulling my own strings cus i got my own song to sing i told you everything must what everything must what everything must go [ cheers and applause ] seth Andrea Martin everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] thank you, though. Seth that was, you gave me a trump handshake. Yeah, i tried to. Thanks for having me, seth. Seth its so wonderful to have you. Yeah, how are things going so far . Seth its good. Yeah, its really good. Everythings really good in america. Thank you for asking. Yeah. [ laughter ] i can tell. I can tell, yeah. Seth so you host a show very much like this . Yes. Actually, its almost like the same. Studio. Seth okay. Im the guy in the suit sitting at the desk. Seth i hope youre not too uncomfortable on the couch seat. Yeah, it feels like being like in a sort of like parallel universe now. Like seeing a guy doing the same job i do. Seth right. Actually, a lot of people were asking we did some interviews. We conducted some interviews on the streets of new york city the last days and they were wondering how its even possible theres like a german comedian, you know . [ laughter ] seth well, there is a perception. I know it seems strange i even exist. Actually, yeah comedy made, i think they made it legal, i think two years ago. [ laughter ] seth right. Yeah. Seth and it was a very close vote, i remember. Yeah, it was a referendum they voted like, i think 51 to like 49 pro comedy. Seth and i know belly laughs are still illegal. Yeah, and irony you know, irony confuses people. Say one thing but meaning another thing, its still like illegal in germany. [ light laughter ] seth its president ial here. [ laughter and applause ] so the things he does is like, like he does it ironic or seth oh, we cant tell you that. The whole world is not getting this joke . Seth thats what the next 100 days are for. Were gonna try to figure out i was wondering i mean, i can, i can today, i can fulfill myself, like a childhood dream. I always wanted to Say Something like so rude on National American tv that they will bleep me out. Seth oh yeah, yeah, please. If its okay with you. Seth of course. As a german, i mean, in germany theres no bleeping. Were allowed to say anything at all. Seth oh, great. Except like irony and humor and laughter. [ laughter ] its not so well, you know, as you might know. Seth do you know you specifically want to say to get your bleep . Yeah, no, its just one word. I just wanted to say its a little experiment i try now. If i say [ bleep ], [ bleep ] i get like bleeped out. But wait, when i say like [ bleep ] hitler, what will they bleep out . Seth it will say, hooray abraham lincoln. Good to know. Anyway, thanks for having me. Seth what do, what do germans think about all this . Whats the german take on donald trump . [ laughter and applause ] all right, i have to be i mean, thats i have to be very diplomatic on this, you know. If i say any wrong thing, i mean literally with the next tweet, he could start a world war. I mean, if he sees us on tv, like a crazy german guy talking like, insulting him, maybe, i dont know. Maybe seth yeah, thats true. Dont risk it. [ laughter ] but i want to ask, was it a big deal . You know, here we talked it. Im sure you guys talked about it as well. There was a clip of him sitting with angela merkel. Oh yes. Yeah. Seth where he did not shake her hand. Was this hard as a german to see the u. S. President not yeah, i mean we are not particularly known to be like, emotional people. So for us its okay. But we were like, when she went off to visit the president , who were all like all the media was like oh, my god, is he going to grab her by the [ bleep ] [ laughter ] seth right, sure. And we were, you know. [ applause ] like we were like pretty surprised. He did not even grab her by the hand. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] so respectful. [ applause ] i guess out of politeness. I think, i mean, as a german who am i to judge foreign leaders, first of all. But i mean, maybe he did it out of yeah. Its true, actually its true. Seth yeah. And weve had our two world wars. We lost both, and we tend to not do it again, i think. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Germans prefer not to not to like idiots, you know. And not that i want to say your president is an idiot, but he seems in a way. Seth like one . No, i mean, yeah, no. I stop here. Seth okay. [ laughter ] you said you were in new york you were talking to people for your show. Yeah. Seth here, you were taking advantage of that. Yeah. Seth what do you feel like what do most americans see germany as . What do they see germans as . Im under the impression that most americans do not know that germany is like an actual country, like on its own. They see europe almost like a big country, almost like a real life disneyland. [ light laughter ] you know, with like like france is like love land, and like sweden, like ikea land. [ laughter ] and you can like pretty much travel throughout europe within like two hours or so. Seth whats germany land . Its like beer and not laughing land. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] please do not laugh in public land. I dont know. Seth well, congratulations. How long have you been doing your show now over there . For four years now. Seth four years . Yeah, its been pretty successful for germans. Seth thats great. [ cheers and applause ] thats like a seth i do hope one of these days, ill find my way to germany, and would you do me the honor of having me on . Can i be a guest on yes, of course, if you want to. Yeah, but you have to learn english german. Seth oh, okay. [ light laughter ] you have to learn german, yeah. Its a very tough language. Seth yeah. Its pretty much like seth ill be fine yeah, its okay if you just yell at people. We will understand, you know. Seth okay, gotcha. Thanks so much for being here, jan. Congratulations on your new show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thanks for having me. Seth jan bohmermann, everybody. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] red line, 20 minute delay. Oh, no. rhythmic clatter cant get a signal . So annoying, right . Yeah, and im late for a job interview. 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Kaiser permanente. Thrive. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Jason Sudeikis, Andrea Martin, jan bohmermann. [ cheers and applause ] lucius, Allison Miller and of course the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson good evening, im carson daly. This is last call. Tonight, we got a good one. Standup comic and writer moshe kasher is the subject of our last call spotlight. Musics cool, too. Ethan gruska is here for the