And mel b are outside freezing in times square. Heres a shot of times square right now. There it is, look at them partying it up. [ light laughter ] so, so cold while were so warm. Weve got great guests for you tonight. Joining us, star of a great new film passengers Jennifer Lawrence is here this evening. [ cheers and applause ] also, she is one of our dear friends. You know her from saturday night live, leslie jones is in the building. [ cheers and applause ] and ive been bestowed a great honor because ive apparently been invited to a new Years Eve Party with the host of nbcs the new Celebrity Apprentice, the one and only arnold schwarzenegger. [ cheers and applause ] looking forward to checking that out and we will have music from Kelly Clarkson so its a tremendous evening [ cheers and applause ] to be here. Now as 2016 comes to a close, we thought it best to start our show the way we a with a closer look back at 2016 the year in politics. [ cheers and applause ] seth as we know 2016 ended with donald trump telling everybody to except the Election Results and get over it. But 2016 started with donald trump refusing to except Election Results and not getting over it. It being his loss in the iowa caucus tweeting ted cruz didnt win in iowa, he stole it. [ light laughter ] although trumps complaints were helped by the fact that ted cruzs campaign genuinely did do some shady things in iowa. Including telling voters that ben carson had dropped out when in fact he had just dropped into a comalike nap. [ light laughter ] and in another moment that would seem absurd before 2016, cruz and carson had a tense meeting to clear the air over cruzs tactics in a very unlikely location. Cbs news has confirmed candidates ted cruz and ben carson had a private meeting last night inside a storage closet. Its not so weird that they met but where they met. Inside of a closet. I think theyre calling this the closet summit. [ laughter ] seth im sure theyre not the first closeted republicans. Just the first to do it literally. [ light laughter ] of course, that would have been the craziest thing to happen during the primaries if it hadnt been topped by another 2016 first. Two candidates, including the future president of the United States and his future housing secretary getting stuck in a hallway. Dr. Ben carson. [ applause ] [ cheers ] businessman donald trump. [ applause ] florida senator marco rubio. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth ben carson is amazing. First hes in a closet, then hes in a hallway. And now hes in the cabinet. [ light laughter ] ben carson is like that tennis racket you keep meaning to take to goodwill. Meanwhile on the democratic side, things also began much as they ended. With a weaker than expected Hillary Clinton underperforming in a midwestern state against an outsider populous originally from new york. New poll numbers just released within the last hour show Bernie Sanders pulling ahead of Hillary Clinton in iowa. Younger voters really are flying to Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton. Clintons lead is evaporating, and anxious democrats see 2008 all over again. Seth thats right, it was 2008 all over again except instead of going up against this three pointer. Seth hillary had to contend [ light laughter ] seth no wonder she didnt think she had to guard him. Voters were drawn to bernies economic populous in an antiestablishment rhetoric as well as his ability to summon birds the same way aquaman can talk to fish. This little bird doesnt know it. Oh [ cheers and applause ] seth that bird was probably just flying by with his buddies and went hey, thats the guy who always throws us bread crumbs in the park. [ laughter ] although in a year of outsider candidates and a chaotic election that could be explained by dozens of different factors. It think bernies unlikely success could be summed up by this great line from the rapper killer mike. How does a rapper end up supporting senator sanders . Um smoking a joint and reading his tweets. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] its not any more complicated than that. Its no wonder bernie connected so well with young people. Hillary, wanna take a shot at winning over some young voters . I dont know who created pokemon go but id try to figure out how we get them to have pokemon go to the polls. Seth mom [ laughter ] ugh meanwhile, as the republican primary proceeded through the spring, trump was steam rolling through a fractured gop field. And as he did, his remaining opponents stepped up to take their shot like marco rubio. Hes flying around on Hair Force One and tweeting i go back and i see him with makeup and its like hes putting it on with a trowel. Trump likes to sue people. He should sue whoever did that to his face he has really large ears. The biggest ears ive ever seen. Have you seen his hands . Theyre like this. And you know what they say about with small hands [ audience ohs ] you cant trust them. Seth its like watching a raba stewart and michael buble. [ laughter ] but this of course gave us another one of those moments that wouldve been inconceivable before 2016. A future president bragging about the size of his penis on national television. He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. Ive never heard of this one. Look at those hands, are they small hands . And he referred to my hands if theyre small, Something Else must be small. I guarantee you theres no problem, my guarantee. Seth and id released the full size details but currently, my penis is being audited by the i. R. S. [ light laughter ] eventually, as trump wrapped up the nomination, we saw the reemergence once again of the issue that became a Media Obsession and would haunt hillary through november. Summed up by the one word she probably mutters in her sleep at night. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Emails. Seth which explains why hillary now lives in the woods and only communicates via tree mails. [ light laughter ] and then came [ light laughter ] and then came the conventions. The Gop Convention had everything. From trump entering the hall like e. T. Returning to earth [ laughter ] to an awkward on stage air kiss between trump and his running mate mike pence [ laughter ] to the future president pronouncing the acronym lgbtq like he was reading it for the first time. L. G. B. T. Q. Seth he sounds like hes ordering a sandwich at a diner. [ laughter ] ill take the l. G. B. T. You know what, throw some q on there too. [ light laughter ] i love quacomole. [ light laughter ] somehow the Democratic Convention managed to start on an even more chaotic note with raucous protests, amped up celebrities, and a fully grown woman having her mind blown by [ laughter ] but as crazy as the conventions were, they were soon out done by the debates which introduced hit new dance moves like Donald Trumps the lurk. That was the slot that the obamacare approach was to take. Seth and Hillary Clintons the shimmy. Whoa, okay. [ laughter ] seth the final weeks of the campaign saw trump somehow manage to whether a slew of controversies and scandals. Only to see hillary hit by her own october surprise. The f. B. I. s announcement that they had found more of her emails on Anthony Weiners laptop. The email surprise was so exasperating that when he found out Anthony Weiner was the source of it, it literally broke joe biden. I dont know where this email where those emails came from what apparently Anthony Weiner. Well, oh god [ laughter ] Anthony Weiner. Seth and it is not easy to break joe biden. That is a man who spends 40 of his life riding amtrak. [ light laughter ] after all, trump appointed this guy to be his secretary of housing and urban development. In order for our country to be great again, every aspect has to be great including our inner cities. And we just saw mr. Trump here. I asked him how did it go. And he said, great. And he said he learned a lot of things. What do you think you took away from today . My luggage. [ light laughter ] hold on. Okay. Looks like dr. Carson is gonna find his luggage and hell be right back with us. Seth i left it in a hallway or a closet. [ light laughter ] in the immortal words of joe biden oh god. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look back at 2016. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Jennifer Lawrence everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for me, it all began with a boy. His name was ethan. Bailey, bailey, bailey, bailey. My name was bailey, bailey, bailey, bailey. 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Warning, gravity failure. Seth please welcome back to the show, our friend, Jennifer Lawrence. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Happy new year seth happy new year no one id rather be with. Seth thank you im so honored, that you, this giant movie star, would spend new years with me. [ laughter ] of all things. You know how lonely we are. Seth yeah exactly. [ laughter ] i hope you dont mind. I brought us some wine. Ooh, thank you. Seth cause its new years eve. Its not [ cheers and applause ] its real, right . Seth yeah, its real. cause you and i would never drink wine at three in the afternoon on a monday. But its new years eve. [ laughter ] no, would never seth never. Not in december. [ laughter ] seth no, exactly. I would never do that. So, is this a holiday that you like, new years eve . I hate it. Seth are there holidays that you do like . [ laughter ] i just want to set a baseline. I hate christmas, i hate no, i hate new years. I feel like everybodys chasing a good time. So i ran here. [ laughter ] seth im just gonna settle. Im just gonna plan on settling. No onell ever think to find me here. [ laughter ] seth did you ever, have you ever had one where you actually caught the good time . No. Like, a kiss on new years. [ audience aws ] i dont think ive ever oh, poor me. [ laughter ] seth cause you crush it on like, january 2nd, january 3rd, january 4th new years is, i try to rehabilitate. Seth no, i feel like ive never had that incredibly romantic thing that we are all taught at a young age, you have on new years. No. When harry met sally it totally ruined new years for me seth everything. For the rest of my life. Seth it ruined that, and delis. [ laughter ] so i wanna ask this. That scenes a fantastic scene in this terrific movie. You had obviously as a stunt. Is that a difficult stunt, being in your Swimming Pool there . Yeah, theyre all difficult. I hate them. I hate stunts. Seth you dont like doing stunts. No. After hunger games i was like, screw it. Im not gonna be like, that actor thats like, i can do all my own stunts [ laughter ] im like, no. I will be in my trailer if you dont absolutely need me. Seth gotcha. And im scared. I worry about my safety. Im paranoid. So this was, you know, bad for me. cause i was in a tank for twelve hours a day. So youre like, i cant pee cause im gonna be in this tank. [ laughter ] seth oh, cause then youre in your own and then eventually im like, okay im gonna pee. And then youre just in your own misery. cause youre like, im in my pee. [ laughter ] seth do you think the crew knows . Do you think they can tell the moment . Im surprised people didnt quit that week. [ laughter ] im just so pure evil. Im just not good with stunts. I was doing this its not even a stunt. I was doing a movie where someone was gonna punch their arm through candy glass. And i was like, yeah, but the candyglass could still get in my eye, ah and then i like, freaked out and pictured it jabbing in my eyes. [ laughter ] seth did you the thing that would stress me out the most are you a good swimmer . Because beyond the stunt, you have to swim on camera. I dont know. Am i . Seth i thought you looked good. Thank you. I think i look like a bloated bodybuilder, but thank you. [ laughter ] seth no. [ laughter ] no, but any time i had to do anything physical on camera, i felt like i looked like a person whod never done it before. Would be in my head about, oh i dont know how to swim. Even though i think i do. I think id look like person trying to swim the way youre supposed to swim on camera. Yeah. You had that, my friend messed me up one time. She was on set, and she was like, what do you do with your hands . And i was like, [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] they called action and i was like [ laughter and applause ] seth they put it in your head yeah. Id never thought of it before. Seth so we have a similarity. We are dog owners. Were pretty intensely passionate dog owners. Yeah, if youre not crazy i dont know if well have anything to talk about. Seth im pretty crazy about my dog. But you want to clear something up about your dog. My dogs name, thank you is, contrary to what vanity fair wrote seth oh, my goodness. Not pippi longstocking. Her name is [ laughter ] pippi was so upset. Seth oh, no. Well, yeah, because then obviously she has a lot of questions of, are you my real mom . I got a call from her publicist. [ laughter ] seth so you and the dog have different publicists . [ laughter ] but you are crazy. Im nuts. [ laughter ] is this a normal way to sit . Im doing it again. Seth how do you sit, in talk shows . [ laughter ] do people know right away that youre crazy about your dog . Are there signs . If you walk into my home, i have an acrylic painting above my fireplace. But other than that seth of the dog . [ laughter ] yeah, of my dog. Seth did the dog sit for it, or did you give the artist a picture . I gave her a picture that my dog did sit for. But we seth we took our dog for an actual photoshoot. And the petphotographer said, its better if youre not here. There are petphotographers . Seth there are pet photographers. I had to leave for an hour and just leave my dog with a stranger. What . Oh, i would never. Seth and the photos are fantastic. [ laughter ] my dog came alive without me there. Oh my god, i would never. Seth you would never leave your dog even alone . No, i took her to the vet one time. And they kept wanting to take allowed back there. And i was like [ screaming wildly ] [ laughter and applause ] like, oh my god. I was they were like, maam you have to be quiet. Youre scaring the cats and dogs. [ laughter ] seth and then they tricked you into eating a pill by putting Peanut Butter on it. [ laughter ] yeah, they were like, do you like, Peanut Butter . Its got an aftertaste but i like it. Pratt and i were doing an interview. And since im crazy, this person who was also crazy but i understood him. But we were doing an interview and he was like, your character, jim, in the movie. Is a problem solver, like a jack russel. And pratt was like, like a jack russel terrier . And he was like, yes, theyre problem solvers. And pratt is looking at him appropriately. Like, you have five minutes to interview us and youre talking about your jack russel, dog. Im looking at him like, mmhmm. I know my dog can solve a puzzle. [ laughter ] seth if it ever presented itself. If i ever needed her to. Seth you, i heard a story that your assistant was a fill in assistant. Shes on her way here right now. Seth well, its new years, of course. Shes gonna bust in. Well, happy new years. [ laughter ] i had, my friend filled in for me during intermittent assistants. And she changed all my passwords in emails to cat dildos. [ laughter ] seth plural, she went plural. Cat dildos. [ laughter ] theres a lot of things in my life that are still cat dildos. Seth right. Well, not now. [ laughter ] that stays here. Seth so im at dinner. Im at a business dinner. I dont really know these people very well. And my phone rings, and i see its my alarm system. And so im like, im sorry i have to take this. Hello . Yes. Its cat dildos. [ laughter ] and i hung up, they were like, who was that . Seth yeah, what are the other potential sides of that call . Hi its amazon, we need th [ laughter ] cat dildos. Yeah. What is your favorite compound word . [ laughter ] seth its actually my safe word, cat dildos. [ laughter ] its really helpful i find. Just to have one thats fun. Thank you so much for making the time for us on new years eve. You still have time to race out and see the ball drop, you know. Yeah, yeah yeah. Ill be there. [ laughter ] seth okay great, well keep an eye out for you. Thank you so much for being here, always a pleasure. 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Hey, seth, everybody, its carson mel b. The calm before the ball dropping storm. My heart is pounding. Im super super excited. Im excited youre my cohost, youve never been here for the ball drop. Im having a we have a great show coming up on nbc. I think weve deng a fine job getting music. Blake shelton is going to perform. J. Lo is going to perform. Alicia keys. Well be looking back at some of the most outrageous moments. And youre going to see president elect trump and Hillary Clinton make out right here in times square. Oh, that cant be true, but thanks, guys, good to see you. [ laughter ] new years you guys, new years is always special, but this one is particularly exciting, because i, this year, i for the very first time, have been invited to Arnold Schwarzeneggers new Years Eve Party. Normally, i would tell him, hey i have to work. Im doing a show new years eve. But its arnold schwarzenegger, and i have heard tell, that this party, his party, is an incredibly fun event. So i cannot pass it up. Plus, its right upstairs in the rainbow room, so im gonna go check it out. So, if you will excuse me, ill be right back. [ cheers and applause ] hey seth. Over here. Seth hey. Hi. Seth hi, arnold. Uh, am i am i early . No, not at all. Matter of fact youre a little late. Seth oh. Wheres everybody else . Its just us. You see, every new years eve i invite one person for the exact purpose of getting to know them better. See if we have all these people around with the yippityyappity, you never really get to know anybody. Seth oh, wow. And you picked me, its an honor. Who did you invite last year . We dont talk about last year. Li hey, uh, cheers, to having you on the nbc team. Were so happy to have you on board. Thank you. Well, so tell me, what do you do on your show . Seth oh, well, our show is a lot of jokes, and sketches, and then a couple of celebrity guests. Just a couple . Hmm, so its a little show . Well, because Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show. I mean, you have like, 16 celebrities, and then you give them tasks, and bid them against each other. Seth wow, you sound very excited to be the new host of Celebrity Apprentice. What do you mean new host . Was there anyone else hosting before me . Seth yeah, donald trump. Trump . Wait a minute then, i can be president too . [ light laughter ] seth, and trump was . Seth yeah, where did you think he was born . Outer space. [ light laughter ] i think im going to get another drink. Good idea. And while youre at it, get me another pig. Whisky rocks. Are you enjoying the party mr. Myers . Yes. I thought there would be more guests here. Does he really only invite one person . Yes, sir. Who did he invite last year . We dont talk about that, sir. What about the year before . We dont talk about that. Are you guys talking about previous years . No. Remember the rules, no talking about it. Sir, i suggest you just enjoy napkin. You know what, youre right, why do i care who was here last year. I was invited to Arnold Schwarzeneggers new Years Eve Party. Im going to enjoy this evening and this fantastic cocktail. And your fantastic cocktail napkin, sir. You know what, whatever. Oh, youre back . You want to see something cool . Y talk about the joke where i said, bubble gum and its actually your testicles . No, i was going to show you a champagne trick. All right. Oh, i am so sorry. I am so sorry. Wait, you can really do that . Oh, yeah. You want to hear my secret how i stay young . Sure. Mines makeup. Well, i invite one person every new years eve and talk to them like you, and then i suck the life out of them. I use it for myself to gain power and energy. Ive been doing this for 200 years. Oh, my god, well, i feel terrible for whoever you picked this year. Oh, my god, its me. Seth, it is time. No, please, i have a son. Take him. Happy new year. Excuse me, mr. Schwarzenegger. I hate to have to do this. But its 10 30, and i have to get the next party in. Its already 10 30 . You booked a new years space but only until i hate to stay out late. 10 31. All right, all right. Okay, well, i guess ill go finish my show . All right, i guess we all have to go. Sorry that i couldnt terminate you. We try again next year . Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Hey, seth. Yeah i think i sat in bubble gum. Fantastic. I looked right at his testicles. [ cheers and applause ] wow i really dodged a bullet with that one. Well be right back with leslie jones, everybody. Hi, im paul and by now you might know me as the guy who switched to sprint because on their new unlimited plan with the 3rd, 4th, and 5th line free. Yep unlimited data, talk and text for your whole crew. Oh youll need the best unlimited data plan because well you have to get the new iphone 7. Its on the top of almost everyones holiday list. vo find out how to get a free iphone se. Its the best gift this holiday season. Hows that for a happy holiday . For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com my new years resolution is to lose ten pounds and give them back to charles barkley. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band spending their new years eve with us. [ cheers and applause ] our next is a comedian and actress you know from her work on saturday night live, and the films ghostbusters and sing. Please welcome back to the show, one of our alltime favorites, leslie jones, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, leslie hi, baby seth im really excited. Its new years eve. Yay seth these are this is a leslie jones treat. This is leslie jones approved. This is a peach bellini. Es [ light laughter ] seth and i wanted to make sure we had a drink you liked oh, thats good seth it is good. Last time you were here, we did a cooking segment together. [ laughter ] and youre still working . Seth this is uh, yeah. So you we were made a cocktail by a wonderful chef that was gin and green juice. It was so nasty. [ light laughter ] seth now, if you by the way, i did not need to hear you say that because we could all tell thats what you thought. [ light laughter ] first of all, here you are right before you tried it. Look how unhappy you are before you tried it. [ laughter ] here you are trying politely trying to hide how you felt about it. [ laughter ] and here you are moments later, still affected. [ laughter ] how was your 2016 . Did you have a good 2016 . Awe, it was it was a great year. Seth you had but it was a nasty year. Seth there was some nastiness up and down. Perpetrated against you . Yeaut seth you got to go to rio. You were at the olympics. How was that . Man man, it was off the chain. It was its like, everyone should get to do it. Because just to see it in person is nothing like on tv, im telling you. Its like bright lights, athletes, sweat, competition. [ laughter ] seth all that stuff is on tv as well. I [ laughter ] no, no, no. Not the same way, man. The track and field . My eyes was like this the whole time. Im at the track and field like [ light laughter ] usain bolt, he really is fast, yo. [ laughter ] like they could they was trying so hard. Their face was like [ light laughter ] and usain was just like [ laughter ] seth it must be something to be as good as he is and know the whole world is coming at him and hes so he looks so confident. Hes the hes jamaican, you know jamaicans are some cool cucumbers, right . Seth yeah, thats true. I tried to think of the last time i saw a stressed out jamaican, but yeah never [ light laughter ] seth i know this isnt really a regret of 2016 but i know one of the things you said is that a goal, maybe moving to be in the next deadpool movie. Oh my god, you read that . Seth i did. Awe, man, i first of all, Ryan Reynolds is got to be one of the finest pieces of specimen. [ cheers ] blake blake you are so lucky, but blake is bad too, you know what im saying, like i bet today. I bet i wonder if they compare their badness to each other. Like maybe im hotter than you today, you know . [ light laughter ] seth its true. Theyre at the top of their game. Yeah, and but on top of that, hes hilarious. Seth yeah, hes great. In deadpool, i would love to be just the sidekick just feeding him back the lines. It would just be so funny. Seth do you want to have a power of any sorts when youre in the deadpool movie . I just want to be loud. Seth okay, gotcha. [ light laughter ] i mean just everybodies clothes just come off of them, you know . [ laughter ] seth i feel like they could fit that in. I feel like they could fit that in. All right, stick around. Were going to be right back and talk some more aboou new years eve more. With after this, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for more new years eve music, be sure to head over to nbc. Com. But that doesnt mean were giving up. Im in this for me. For me. 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And youre gonna be doing some shows here in new york city, at carolines. Yes. Seth february 23rd to the 25th . Yeah. Seth everybody in the city should come check that out. Definitely. Seth definitely. Did you ever do did you ever do standup on new years eve . Thats all i did. Its so weird, now. My life. Because all the holidays were work days. Seth yeah. We worked on christmas. We worked on thanksgiving. Thats when comedians work. Because thats when the have the shows. Seth yeah. So every new years i worked. Every new years. Seth i one year did an 8 00 and a 10 00. The 8 00 crowd was great, and the 10 00 crowd was wasted. Theyre throwing stuff at you. Does anyone have the nerve to heckle leslie jones . The only really rich white men. Really . Rich white men want to get into it with leslie jones . I guess they feel they have a lot of money. Do they regret it after the fact . I hand them their ass, yes. Ill be like, heres your ass sir. [ cheers and applause ] real quick, lets check in down at times square with our friends carson and mel b. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, seth, things are starting to heat up in times square, theres over a million people, theyre ready to watch the ball drop, and getting ready for their midnight kiss. Theres a lot of pressure for that midnight kiss. Mel b. And myself are going to have people rehearse their kisses right here for you. I have vance and lynn. How long have you been together . Eight years. Are you married or together . Soon. I want to see what your new years eve kiss looks like. That was kind of aggressive. Lets see if you can match that over here. Where are you from . Scott land. Midnight. Its an american tradition. Lets see how the scottish kiss at midnight. Mel b. Back to you. What are your names . Sandy, loretta. How long have you been together . 16 years. You were telling me this is on your bucket list . Our bucket list. Can we see your new years eve kiss . Awwww, that was a good one. We better stopthis. Lets end 2016 with the kiss weve all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, here you go. Here it is. Well, well, well, we feel better. Make sure you keep watching. We have some great music on the show tonight. Its hard to top donald and hillary kissing and making up. You can say that again, you guys. Youre doing great work out there. [ light laughter ] hey leslie. Leslie. Hey leslie. Leslie, i want to play a game. You want to play a game . Absolutely. Seth i want to play a game called would you kiss at midnight . Yes. Seth im gonna name somebody. Tell me [ light laughter ] no its gonna get more specific. Would you kiss this person at midnight . Ill name the person and you tell me if you would kiss them at midnight. Can i tell you what else id do to them . Seth we are in primetime seth jon snow. Jon snow. Oh jon snow. Jon snow. I would kiss you jon snow. [ light laughter ] seth would you kiss the verizon, can you hear me now guy . No because hes a treacherous, traitorous you are a traitor you are a traitor [ light laughter ] you are a traitor and then hes so arrogant about it. Can you hear that now . You know what . Royalties royalties seth im guessing right now. Im gonna say on the record, i bet youve never had to say can you hear me now . To anyone. Leslie shut up seth. Seth i heard that. I heard that. Mayor bill deblasio. Yes. Seth okay, great. You know what, cause he got the black girl. Seth yes. That means he know what hes doing. Seth he know what hes doing. Yeah. Seth james spader. Oh, come on. Im gonna kiss, bite, lick. [ grunting ] im gonna do everything to james. Seth guy fieri. Who is that . Seth guy fieri. The [ laughter ] come on. You know, i kind of would. Because he know where to go eat at. [ laughter ] seth thats it were done. Leslie jones everybody. Well be right back in a minute with Kelly Clarkson. [ cheers and applause ] has been a struggle. 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She also is one of the remarkable cast of contemporary artists to lend their voice to the fantastic hamilton mixtape. Performing her version of, its quiet uptown. Please welcome our friend, the incredible Kelly Clarkson. [ cheers and applause ] there are moments that the words dont r there is suffering too terrible to name you hold your child as tight as you can and push away the unimaginable the moments when youre in so deep it feels easier to just swim down and so they move uptown and learn to live with the unimaginable i spend hours in the garden i walk alone to the store and its quiet uptown i never liked the quiet before i take the children to church on sunday a sign of the cross at the door and i pray ha used to happen before if you see him in the street walking by himself talking to himself have pity you would like it uptown its quiet uptown he is working through the unimaginable his hair has gone grey he passes every day they say he walks the length of the city you knock me out i fall apart can you imagine look at where we are look at where we started i know i dont deserve you but hear me out that would be enough if i could spare his life if i could trade his life for mine hed be standing here right now and you would smile and that would be enough i dont pretend to know the challenges were facing i know theres no replacing what weove lost and you need time but im not afraid i know who i married just let me stay here by your side that would be enough if you see him in the street walking by her side talking by her side have pity do you like it uptown its quiet uptown he is trying to do the unimaginable see them walking in the park long after dark taking in the sights of the city look around look around look around they are trying to do the unimaginable there are moments that the words dont reach there is a grace too powerful to name we push away what we can never understand we push away the unimaginable they are standing in the garden standing there side by side she takes his hand its quiet uptown forgiveness can you imagine forgiveness can you imagine [ cheers and applause ] seth Kelly Clarkson folks the hamilton mixtape is out now my thanks to Jennifer Lawrence, leslie jones, Kelly Clarkson, arnold shwartzenegger, and of course, the 8g band happy new year everybody well see you in 2017 [ cheers and applause ] im Darcy Spencer in old town eaks draia where they are getting ready to ring in the new year. 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