[man] lets go. [woman 1] taylor. Bob and marianne taylor. [woman 2] bear with me one second. [marianne] there are other hotels. [woman 2] sorry. Here . We made these reservations over six months ago. I know, im just not seeing it. Wheres lisa . Lisa always takes care of us. Shes out of town. Her grandmother passed away. Cynthia . [cynthia] yes . Would you get in more trouble if you bothered her or if i called corporate . Ok. [man] damn dallas drivers who taught you how to drive . Stevie wonder . [cell phone rings] youll catch your plane. You got. Ten minutes. Im so sorry to call, but i didnt know what to do. I have a situation. Slow down. Whats the problem . Bob and marianne taylor. Yep. Theyre regulars. Yeah, well, i think i sort of erased their reservation. I was never checked out on this new system. Did i mention i had a confirmed reservation . This is my receipt. I downloaded it off the internet myself. I know, mrs. Taylor, calm down. No dont say that. No. Calm down . She told me to calm down. Dont tell us to calm down. Weve been very calm right up until now. Im so sorry. Lisa . Cynthia, tell them one more minute, theyll be happy, you promise. One more minute. Youll be happy. I promise. We better be. Now, enter my pin. Its 788. Hang on. [phone beeps] dad . Hold on. [man] lisa . Can you hold on . Sure. [phone beeps] ok, its 7884underscorelreisert. Lisa, im so sorry for calling. No, no, its fine, its fine. Are you logged in yet . Yeah. What do i do . Ok. Click on the crisis folder, youll see a list of empty rooms, ok, just a sec. Ok, you are all set. The first two nights are gonna be on us. And if you need anything else, just let me know. We wont. [marianne] this is not my fault. God, they totally threw me. They were such animals. Cynthia, there our guests and there are guests with special needs. [driver] here we are. Keep it. Anything else . [cynthia] the simpsons didnt get the california king they requested. What else . Oom, and room service. Uh, huh. Room service walked in on a couple having sex so you can image. Okay, okay. Just. Tell the simpsons that they do have a california. Eightyfour inches head to toe. If they dont believe you have a tape measure there to back you up. Go ahead and swap the chiropractors for the bingo suppliers and. Excuse me. And uh, bottle of dom and a basket of fruit should reset the mood for our two lovebirds. Security left a message saying the Charles Keefe party will be arriving at 5 30am instead of pm. Thats not that unusual. Uh, its a security thing. Make sure our guys have the entrance set, his security takes it from there. Is mr. Keefe Platinum Club or something or. . [lisa] political. Homeland security. Make sure theres a box of montecristo cubans in the room and a bottle of cristal on ice. Its 3825. Ok. Got it covered. Safe flight. Thanks. [sighs] [over pa] passengers leaving on flight 1387. [phone rings] lisa reisert. Im still here. Dad, im so sorry. Its fine, sweetie. Whats up . Gearin up for another sleepless night with a comedy marathon. Mmm. Before i forget, that book i gave you, you finish it yet . Uh. Almost. You know, hes from texas. I didnt think shrinks came from there. Yeah, they do. They just move to california and start tv shows. I lost my wallet, but thats par for the course. Its lookin good. Thats good. I cant wait to see it. You should. The upstairs hallway is totally unrecognizable. Your room hasnt been touched. No, dad. Please, go nuts, make it into a gym or a putting green. You know i cant do that. You never know when you might just wanna spend a few nights back here. You know . Make an escape from the daytoday. Daytoday, its where i thrive. You know that. Right. So, hows your mom holdin up . [sighs] as good as can be expected. And you . What about you . You all right . Yep, im fine. You sure . Everythings fine, dad. Youre gonna have to start takin my word for it. Look, i gotta go. I gotta check in. You sure you dont need a pickup . I thought you lost your wallet. Leese, its just five minutes. Too late. I love you. Ill call you. I love you too, sweetie. Ok, bye. [phone beeps] [sighs] [over pa] attention. We have a cancellation update. Flight 1192 to pittsburg has been cancelled due to weather. [groans] [woman] anybody who was on the flight to atlanta that was canceled, come to the front of the line so we can reroute you. [over pa] flight 1019 to miami. [woman] oh im sorry. Oh, dont sweat it. Im wearing my combat boots. [music plays in headphones] excuse me . Travel is war these days. Oh. Yeah. Oh. I just love him. How is that . Are you learning a lot . Im not really sure. [chuckles] hes so handsome. I work during the day so i always miss his shows. [over pa] flight 247 to cleveland has been delayed. Here. Thatll catch you up. Oh, no. No, no, i. I couldnt. s very nice of you. Once again anyone who is scheduled on the flight to atlanta, if you wanna get out of dallas tonight, come to the front of the line at this time. Excuse me. Youre letting them go, but weve been standing here for an hour . How does that happen . If we dont rebook, they miss their flight. It doesnt matter that you canceled my first flight then rerouted me . I understand. Get your boss. This is ridiculous dont make her do that. Shes doing the best she can. I dont think i was talking to you please, sir. Um, she is the one standing between us getting out and anarchy. But shes not the one in. Shes exhausted, worked 18 hours, and she suspects we all hate her just as much as you do. What do you say we give her a break . Let her get back to a job im guessing is a lot more thankless than yours. This airline sucks. Oh here. Oh. Thank you very much. And thank you. Youre welcome. Yeah. Thank you. Not at all. That was just backup. You got the ball rolling. Yeah. Reflex, i guess. Why is that . I work in a hotel. I deal with people like that all the time. Oh. Uh. The marriott . The hilton . The lux atlantic its in. Miami. L. Yeah. So youre on this. Very delayed flight to miami. Yeah. You . Yeah. Sadly, yeah. But you know what . Thats why god created the texmex. The best nachos in the airport and right across from our gate. Good tip. Thanks. Save you a seat. Oh. Uh. No. I can take you over here. I just. I have a few calls to make. Sure. I understand. You go ahead. Have a good flight. Ok. You too. Mam. Yes. Ladies and gentleman we will be updating you with the Departure Time of flight 1019 servicing miami just as soon as we know anything. Thank you for your patience. Hi. Hi. You must be rebecca. Yes. Well, my names mary, and i hear this is the first time youre flying by yourself. Well, you must be very brave. Are you gonna be ok . Yes, mom. Are you sure . Yes, im sure. [mother] im just asking. [rebecca] im 11, not nine. [mary] come with me, you two. There you go, sir. Your nachos. Careful, hot plate. [waiter] thank you, sir. Worry. Ok. Let me find you napkins. No, no, no. Its fine. Are you sure . Yeah. Uh. Ok. Larry, could you run back to starbucks . I need another mocha. [man] finish that one . [woman] someones wearin it. [over pa] ladies and gentlemen, your attention. Flight number 17 leaving Dallas National airport from gate two will be delayed for 20 minutes. [sighs] so i mowed the lawn, put up all the decorations. I thought i got everything. Almost everything you know, 1 in 10 houses could get hit by a septic disaster, and a bill of up to 13,000. But for only 7 a month, ridx is scientifically proven to break down waste, helping you avoid a septic disaster. Ridx. The 1 brand used by septic professionals in their own tanks. Oh, dishwasher, why dont you dry my dishes . Oh, he doesnt know any better. You just need to add finish . Jetdry . In the rinse aid compartment. Its there for a reason. It dries much better than detergent alone. Sorry dishwasher. Finish . Jetdry . Toilet germs dont just stay in the toilet. Disinfect with lysol bathroom trigger. And lysol power foamer. They kill 99. 9 of germs. To clean and disinfect your bathroom. [over pa] paging a skycap with electric cart to gate four. Paging a skycap with electric cart to gate four. Oh. Hi. Hi. Uh. So, uh, did you get your calls made . Yep. No more calls. Good. What will you have . Um. No, its. Im ok. If i can guess. Ok. Um. Im feeling vodka. Definitely sweetened. Um. Cosmo. Way too common. Um. Mmm. Screwdriver. No. No. No. Way too boring. So that leaves me with the simplicity of the grapefruit or the complexity of the pineapple. Grapefruit sea breeze. Uh, could i have a bay breeze . [waiter] you got it. Thanks. Its an impressive talent, though. Very close. You know, breaks the ice. Yeah. Fun for me is just getting off that plane in one piece. Oh. Fear of flying . Yeah. Just a little. Were you in texas on Hotel Business . No. My grandmother died. Oh. Its ok. She was 91. Ninetyone. Yeah. Thats respectable. What was her secret . Grapenuts. And a guy named duke. Excuse me . Yeah, she said the grapenuts kept her arteries clean and duke helped with the rest. Okay. Yeah. She was a great lady. She founded two charities. She ran for public office, never slept. Except with duke. Right. Wow. A dynamic woman. Nothing fazed her, you know . She was so optimistic. D say. There you go. Thanks. [over pa]. Heightened security measures are now in place. That taste ok . Its fine. You sure . cause we can always get you that sea breeze. You sound like my dad. I say im fine, he says, are you sure . Im sure. Ok, i believe you. Good. The names jackson, by the way. Lisa. Pleased to meet you. Is it jack for short . No, i havent gone by jack since i was ten years old. Last names rippner. Jack rippner. Jack. The. Oh. There you go. Ok. That wasnt nice of your parents. No. Thats what i told em before i killed em. [laughing] what . Well, if its any comfort, my middle names henrietta. Henrietta. But thats my grandmas name, though. Was. What . [video game beeping] im tellin you, man, she was tasty. [man on tv] lets go to washington for an update. [on tv] as the war on terrorism escalates, deputy secretary of Homeland SecurityCharles Keefe embarks on a sevenday tour of southern port cities, starting tomorrow. You may recall that four months ago, keefe sent shockwaves through the department after he made remarks during his first press conference. No, where not waging a war against terrorism anymore. Terrorism is a word, an abstract term and you cant fight that. What you can fight, are the thugs who practice it. No matter who they are, where they live, or what they believe. Just not always with a kind word. Now, dont get me wrong, i believe in diplomacy. It can work. But first you have to have their attention. Do i have your attention . Thank you. Thank you very much. Keith, a westpoint graduate and former cia field agent is expected to become full secretary of the department rumors. [over pa] were cleared for the boarding of flight 1019, service to miami, florida. I guess thats us. Wonders never cease. Yeah. Uh, let me get this. Oh, no. No. Please. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Keep the change. [waiter] thanks. Thanks. Welcome. Well. [over pa] report unattended baggage to security. [cell phone rings] can you hang on . Im sorry. Can you just hold on . Um. I gotta take this. Im sorry. Thats ok. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Have a good flight. Byebye. You too. Bye. Hey. Yeah, looks like were gettin outta here. The storms moved on. No, theres time. Thank you for your patience, sir. Yeah, right. [boy] come on, we gotta move it, bro. Come on. Whoa ] whoa. You made it, boys. [boy] yeah. Just barely. [woman] thank you. Byebye. Here we go. Thank you. Enjoy. Thanks. [woman] there you go. Thanks for your patience. 5a is to your right. Enjoy your flight. Hello. Hi. 18g. Down the aisle to your left. Thank you. Thanks for your patience. How are you . Better now. Sorry for the delay. 21f. 21f is right down. Yeah. Thank you. [over pa] ladies and gentlemen, were going to dim the lighting for tonights flight. Lights can be activated by the button on your armrest. Once weve reached cruising altitude and the captain turns off the fasten seat belt sign, we will be offering our Beverage Service with complimentary soft drinks, juice and coffee. Ill help. Cocktails available for a charge. Thank you. Oh oh. Hi. Again. Im all coach, all the time. Me too. Yeah. I think thats my seat. What, youre not sitting here. Well, i dont know. That says 18g . Youre kidding. Youre not kidding. You need a bellhop . No, no, no. Thats ok. Let me help. I insist. Oh you ok . Yeah. You sure . Ok. Yeah. E were strong bay breezes. Well, im cutting you off anyways, all right . So. What are the odds, huh . Yeah, i know. Wait a minute. Youre not stalking me, are you . No. You got me. Im sorry. Oh, jeez. You all right . If i say yes, are you gonna ask me if im sure . No. No. Thats your dads department. Yeah, im fine. I. Earlier today i had some cheap wine at the funeral, and combined with the cheap vodka. I see. I blame you for that part. Well, i feel terrible now. You should. Oh, i do. As quickly as possible, well be under way. Thank you. I think somebody needs a bellhop. Excuse me. Ok. Let me. Thank you so much. Youre welcome. Just when i thought there werent any gentlemen left. [jack laughs] you have a pleasant flight. Oh, my. Im already in chapter two. Oh, great. Um. I gave her this book earlier. Shes a huge dr. Phil fan. Oh, i saw that. Very nice of you. Well, thats me. Peoplepleaser, 247. [cell phone rings] well, you are popular. Im sorry. No, its ok. No. It isnt usually like this. Go ahead. Hey. Whats up . Yeah. No, its ok. 5 30. Ok, done deal. Work. For the last time. Seems like weve hit a road block. That reminds me. 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Wait, is he the blonde . Yes, hes tall [baby] crying he kind of has an accent. From . I think he is european. I dont know if its like london . Just europe. Are we there yet . So, uh, was henrietta your moms mom or your dads mom . Um. My moms. My dads. Mmm. My dads died a long time ago. Are your folks still together . Um. They divorced three years ago, uh, married for 32. So your mom. Mom moved back to texas and dad stayed in miami. He moved us out there probably twenty years ago. Do you have brothers or sisters . I have two older brothers, one is a doctor in london and the other is in san diego. Both are married and have kids. I see. And does dad still work . Yeah. No hes recently retired. Hes got a lot of time on his hands so he makes phone calls. All his work time with. Worry time. Does he have reason to worry about you . Well, even if he does, i mean, hes just gotta get used to the fact that life changes and sometimes things happen. I know what you mean. Usually when things are going perfectly, youre back on track, everythings going to plan, and then one day, outta nowhere, [over pa] this is your captain. Were through the worst of it, so you can relax. Keep your seat belt fastened while seated, as we may hit more turbulence. Thank you. Thanks for distracting me. Well, its not really what im doing. What are you doing . Just keeping the focus on you and your father. Why . Part of my job. Are you a shrink . No. Manager. Tel. No. That would. Cause you to buy a selfhelp book. So, what do you do . Government overthrows, flashy highprofile assassinations. The usual. Youre a spy. I shouldve known. No, im not a spy. A hit man. Im a lousy shot. Right. You work for the cia. The moneys bad. Ok, well, thats kinda weird. Why dont you tell me what you do . I did. Ok. Ok, im sorry, i. Its. Whatever you do, thats your own business. Just as long as youre not. What . Hijacking the plane. Oh. No. No, im not suicidal. Thats good. Youre right. Most days it is my own business. But right now, as fate would have it, my business is all about you. Im sorry, about me . Thats right. Ok, im not sure where youre going with this. Charles keefe. One of your regular vips. Ring a bell . No, should it . Yes, it should. No. No, i dont think. I dont have to do that. Yes, you do, if you want your dad to live. What did you say . You heard me. Yeah. [tone sounds] suit yourself. You might wanna take a look at this. Jr. Joe reisert. Your father . Yes . Where did you get that . Oh. I didnt get it. My associate grabbed it off your dads desk. Apparently next to your graduation picture. Jr. Definitely dads wallet. His initials. But gee, mine too. Jack rippner. Credit card, license. For some reason, stewardess, this emotionally unstable, inebriated girl, whom ive never met before tonight, suddenly went crazy when i took it out of my pocket. You tell the Flight Attendant and your dad dies. Sit down. Our bacteria familys been on this cushion for generations. Alright kiddos everybody off the backpack, we made it to the ottoman. I like to watch them clean, but theyll never get me on the mattress finally theres a disinfectant mist designed for sofas, mattresses and more. Introducing new lysol max cover. Its innovative cap has a 2x wider spray that kills 99. 9 of bacteria. Im no marketing guru. But this guy is. Hes from madison avenue. He likes to say things like. Raised without antibiotics. Thats a phrase he invented to make chicken sound safer. And it doesnt mean much because, by federal law, all chickens must be clear of antibiotics mom approved . Caffeine free . We think mr. Marketing guru would fit in better at a different chicken company. Ooh, i got it. Gluten free. All chicken is gluten free. I dont think thats. Oh, ok, it is. Any luck . They were supposed to fix this thing back in dallas. First our pensions go. Then our coffee pots. Do you want me to. . Ill take care of it. She probably just wants another drink. Maybe ill join her. Hi. Hi. What can i do for you . Leese, did you need another pillow or anything . No, i dont need anything. Shes just had a really rough day. Oh. Im so sorry. Yeah. Ill get you water and some tissues. [jack] thanks. Be right back. Thank you. That was great, leese. Keep doing the right thing. Just bottle the emotions a little more, ok . Have you done something to my father . No. And itll stay that way as long as you keep playing along. What do you want from me . Now, i wanna wait for your kleenex and water. And once we have our privacy, we can get back to business. Here you go. Oh, thank you so much. Sure. Feel better, hon. Thank you. I need you to call your hotel. 0. Ill leave the details to you. You just sell it. Youve got the wrong person. I dont have the authority to do that. Well, i happen to know that you do. Youre the only voice that can get this done by the time i need it done. You need me to write it down . No. Well, then whats the delay . So by changing keefes room, does that make it easier . Lisa, whatever femaledriven, emotionbased dilemma youre dealing with right now, you have my sympathy. But for the sake of time and sanity, lets break this down into a little maledriven, factbased logic. One simple phone call saves your dads life. Youre gonna kill keefe, arent you . You really need to start worrying more about your dad, leese. How am i supposed to know if hes ok . How do i know you havent hurt him . Hes fine. Why am i supposed to believe . The last call i got said he was sitting in the tv room eating leftover lasagna and watching the comedy marathon. Relax, leese. By now my guy is probably back in his silver beemer, parked outside 9321 blossom palms lane. Hes sitting in the dark, listening to a little smooth jazz, thats a knife, leese. I wanna talk to my dad. Sure. After you make the call. No. I wanna know hes ok right now or i dont call anybody. Your dime. [over pa] ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign. Youre free to move about the cabin. [phone beeping] [dialing] [phone rings] [on tv] stay tuned for more of the comedy marathon following these messages. Im comin, im comin [ringing continues] god. Hello . Dad . We were late taking off and. Honey, i know you dont like it when i ask, but are you all right . You sound upset. Leese . Leese . Are you still there . [phone clicks] did he sound healthy to you . I hope thats a yes, because thats the best i can do. Now lets get this over with. Excuse me. Im sorry. Can you help me again . Last time, i promise. Sure. Dont get cute. That this book would be so much work. Theres all these surveys about yourself before you can go on to the rest. Could you wait one second . Sure. My nails. Know what . Dont worry about the surveys. Ill just. Ill just highlight my favorite part. Wonderful. Got it. Great. [woman] you are a lifesaver. [jack] yep. Would you gimme your address too . I wanna return the favor. [woman] im always breaking my nails on these things. Im gonna need you to help me put it back up. [stewardess] clear the aisle. Were on a collision course. Ill come back for that later. No. Here you go. [jack] last time . Thank you. Ok. Sorry im. Im blocking your seat. Not at all. Excuse us, maam. Im going. Thank you. I didnt want this to get complicated. I have to assume shes gonna read that. Read what . [yelps] hows she doin . Much better. Thank you. [music plays on headphones] [stewardess] pillow . Would you like a blanket . [echoing] pillow . Pillow . Et . I want you to get excited about your life. But you gotta get real. Im challenging you, starting now, to stop dealing in opinions and assumptions and start dealing in facts. Fact fearing to act is human. Failing to act is just plain dumb. Fact thinking when you should be acting will only make your head hurt. Im not makin this up, leese. Its right here. Fact youve been out for a half an hour and keefes room still hasnt been changed. So i got you some aspirin. I need you coherent, leese. [over pa] well, we were hoping things would calm down, but thats not happening. So controls just cleared us up to 35,000 feet. Lets see if we cant get above this weather, smooth things out. If i do it, if i make that call, do you promise youll tell whos outside my dads house to go away . You call, i call, dad wakes up, puts on coffee, never suspects a thing, you go back to work, life goes on. I am now calling your hotel. I dont have to tell you to sound convincing. Youve said enough. Good. [on phone] good morning, lux atlantic resort, this is cynthia. Hello . Hello . Cynthia, its lisa. [cynthia] lisa . You sound terrible. Are you ok . Theres just. Theres a lot of turbulence on the plane. Youre still on the plane . Yeah. I heard flights are delayed. Youd be so proud of me. Were all set for keefe. Cristal on ice, the cigars, not easy to find this time of night. You sure youre ok . Please do not ask me again if im ok. I hope youre. [phone cuts off] look, uh, somethings come up. We gotta change keefes room. Can you pull up the file . Were gonna move him to room 4080. Right. The pin is 4882. Im gonna need you to take. Gimme that. Hello . Cynthia . Pretty clear thinking, given the circumstances. Let me guess, stress management courses . Theyre really paying off. We get outta this, i may have to steal you. Excuse me, miss. Yes . Are the phones not working . They cut out during storms. Theyll come back when we find clear air. Blame your grandmother. She keeled over, you hopped on the next flight, keefe changed plans, here we are. Peanuts or pretzels . Peanuts, thank you. Maam . No. So, what happens if they dont start working . You bury your dad in a closed casket. I pinky promised my little girl a Fabulous Garden Party for her birthday. So i mowed the lawn, put up all the decorations. I thought i got everything. Almost everything you know, 1 in 10 houses could get hit by a septic disaster, and a bill of up to 13,000. Ridx. The 1 brand used by septic the worst thing about toilet germs . They dont stay in the toilet. Disinfect your bathroom with lysol bathroom trigger. Lysol power foamer. And lysol toilet bowl cleaner. They kill 99. 9 of germs including e. Coli. To clean and disinfect in and out of the toilet. [turns on tv] i know him. Know who . Keefe. Hes a really decent man. Well, sometimes bad things happen to good people. Like you. You know, ive known you for a while now, lisa. Before tonight, i mean. And far as i can tell, your life revolves around your job. The classic latenight movies. And scrambled eggs at 3am. What turned you into such a loner . Was it your parents divorce . Wait, did someone break your heart . [tone sounds] [over pa] the captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign. I have to go to the restroom. Youre free to move about the cabin. Best i can do. Ok, you know what . You got me. Im gonna make that call when i can make the call. But right now you gotta let me go. I need to go. Ok. I trust you. And i need my purse. But not that much. [man] we just kept goin in and out. Excuse me. You in line . Yeah. Do you wanna. . You were here first. [sobbing] i cant. I cant do this. I cant. Someone help me please . Oh, god. [phone beeps] i was wondering. Dont fight me. Youre all worked up from being so creative. Breathe. Hey, rebecca. You cant just run off like that. A man went in there. Everyone shares. Ill take you to the one close to your seat. [gasping] please, just stop whoevers at my dads house. I already have, by twice intercepting these little communiqu . S. If theyd have fallen into the hands of a stewardess, shed have gone to the cockpit and wed land somewhere else. If that happens, leese, our guy in the bmws gonna know about it. So do dad a favor and stop gambling with his life. You dont have to do this. Any of this. Someone do that to you . No. Is that what it is . You know what i think . You know what i think . I think youre not such an honest person. Because ive followed you for eight weeks now and i never once saw you order anything but a sea breeze. [gasping] i cant breathe. I cant breathe. [moaning, coughing] i never lied to you, leese. Know why . cause it doesnt serve me. Were both professional. We have the will and the means to follow through. cause when we dont, our customers arent happy. And when theyre not, we suffer and our lives go to hell. And thats not going to happen. Is it . No. Good. Because im gonna tell you the phones are working again. Are you sure we got a deal this time . Peachy. Well, thanks for the quickie. Good. Come on. Excuse me. This isnt a motel. Sure. Lose something . Yes, my book. [woman] it was here. Maybe it slipped down behind your. I need you to pull yourself together, lisa. We seem to have attracted a little attention. Once theyve made their rounds, well make the call. [over pa] the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. Yo. You steal my pen, jackass . No, man, cut it out. Im sleepin. Mr. Keefe has a 7am breakfast and the meetings at 8am sharp. Were out by 9 15. How we doin . Cars are en route and on time. Armored escalades, full communication package. Th changes. You got it. [boy] think fast [woman] danny. Daddys working. Thattaboy. Come here, you. [woman] you should be sleeping. Men. 80 try to eat healthy, yet up to 90 fall short in getting key nutrients from food alone. Lets do more. Add one a day mens gummies. Complete with key Nutrients Plus b vitamins to help convert food into fuel. Oh, dishwasher, why dont you dry my dishes . Oh, he doesnt know any better. You just need to add finish . Jetdry . In the rinse aid compartment. Its there for a reason. It dries much better than detergent alone. Sorry dishwasher. Finish . Jetdry . Im no marketing guru. But this guy is. Hes from madison avenue. He likes to say things like. Raised without antibiotics. Thats a phrase he invented to make chicken sound safer. And it doesnt mean much because, by federal law, all chickens must be clear of antibiotics caffeine free . We think mr. Marketing guru would fit in better at a different chicken company. Ooh, i got it. Gluten free. All chicken is gluten free. I dont think thats. Oh, ok, it is. Trash . [stewardess] ill get that. [phone beeps] [dialing] its time. Thank you. [ringing] lux atlantic resort, this is cynthia. Hello . Cynthia, its lisa. Hey, you. Yeah. I was checking with dan young from maintenance. We cant put keefe in that room. But he always stays there. I know. But they were fixing a water valve in the master bath and they didnt fix the right one so if anyone uses the plumbing. The stuff hit the fan. Exactly. So where do we move him to . Lisa . You still there . 4080. 4080. Ok. His security people will be. . Youre right. Theyre not gonna be happy, so just. Just tell them i authorized it. Ok. Oh, my god. The cigars, the cristal. Theres hardly time, leese. I better go. Were close. What . You know what. My dad. Make the call. Your part of the deal. I still need you. You promised. Ill keep that. As soon as were on the ground, keefe has been handled. While you wait, what if your guy decides to kill my dad because you didnt make the call . He doesnt move unless i say so. Hes a good dog. He responds only to his masters voice. Itll all be over soon. The keefes will be history, your dad will be safe, well both go back. What did you say . What . His familys with him . Youre gonna kill his family too . Thats their business. I do my part, move on. Oh, my god. Lisa, shh. Hi, welcome to the lux atlantic. Welcome to the lux atlantic. Hi. Here are all your keys. Were putting you in suite 4080. Manager got that approved. 4080 . Were in 3825. 4080. Beautiful suite. Were always in 3825. Except, weve got a bad plumbing problem in 3825. 4080, toilets are good. They want us to switch rooms. We made redundant reservations. We can go to the hilton. Who made the approval . Lisa reisert. Its ok, i know her. We need to sweep the room. Well, get on it. Yes, sir. [over pa] well, weve begun our initial descent into miami. Ank you for choosing fresh air. Seat in the upright position. [man] how long till we land . We should be touching down in just a few minutes. [stewardess] maam. Please put your seat up. Thank you. [over pa] in preparation for landing, make sure your seat belts are fastened and your seats in the upright positions with tray tables stowed. [moans] thank you. Whats wrong now . You hit me on the head and slammed me against the wall, remember . Well, suck it up. Weve come too far. Dont blow it now. Come on, sit up. Sit up, leese. Anything . Not much. A yacht. Way out there. Fishing, i think. Call it in. Right away. [over pa] Flight Attendants, secure the cabin for arrival in miami. We have gate information for those of you continuing your travel. A gate attendant will help you. Thank you for your patience throughout this flight. Have a pleasant day. At the gate, ill follow you into the terminal, well hit starbucks, grab a couple of lattes, kill 10, 15 minutes till i get the call that keefes been taken out. And then i walk outta your life. Well. Once im outta your line of sight, ill call off mr. Killer from outside dads and then youre free. Free to yell and scream, whatever you say. What, no questions . What good have they done me so far . Best question youve asked all night. [over pa] Flight Attendants, be seated. [applause] [over pa] ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of your fresh air crew, wed like to welcome you to miami. The weather is 79 and sunny. [man 3] not yet, sir. Sorry for the intrusion, sir. Hey, no problem. You guys have a good one. Thanks. Good luck, fellas. Thanks. [over radio] 13, sergeant one on central. All right, were clear. Ok, lets go. Coast guard says its all clear. Bring em up. It happened in a parking lot. The scar. In the middle of the day. He held a knife to my throat. The whole time. Ever since, ive been trying to convince myself of one thing, over and over. That it was beyond your control. No. That it would never happen again. [tone sounds] [moaning] [chattering] i have a flight to catch. Sorry. You all right . [gasping] oh, god we need help back here [woman] oh, my god. [woman] is anyone a doctor . excuse me. Sorry. A man needs help. Stay right there. [woman] help help one minute, miss, please. [woman] we need a doctor [stewardess] stay. Everyone, remain calm and return to your seats. [wheezing] we need an ambulance. Hey, stop that woman. She stabbed the guy hey we have an emergency. Security to the m2 gate. [over pa] attention, security. Im really thirsty. Hi. Im wendy from airport food services. Have you dined at our terminal before . Um, yeah. [shouting] i used to. Where did she go . The worst thing about toilet germs . They dont stay in the toilet. Disinfect your bathroom with lysol bathroom trigger. Lysol power foamer. And lysol toilet bowl cleaner. They kill 99. 9 of germs including e. Coli. That. You love summer but its tough on your feet leaving them feeling rough. Discover amop . Pedi perfect. Its the beauty secret thats earning five star reviews for buffing away hard, dry skin leaving feet salon pedicure smooth. Feel the difference for yourself. Im no marketing guru. But this guy is. Hes from madison avenue. He likes to say things like. Raised without antibiotics. Thats a phrase he invented to make chicken sound safer. Before they leave the farm. Ive got more. Mom approved . Caffeine free . We think mr. Marketing guru would fit in better at a different chicken company. Ooh, i got it. Gluten free. All chicken is gluten free. I dont think thats. Oh, ok, it is. Sir ok, we have a doctor for you. Dont speak. You dont wanna damage your vocal cords. Oh. It doesnt look bad. Its your windpipe. Its not dangerous really. No, dont hey [stewardess] sir. Sir [man] hey, you need a hospital [stewardess] sir youre gonna have to fill out a report to the police thats my scarf whoa. [over pa] passengers for flight 1221, 1221, come on. Were boarding rows. Come on. [man] gate m2 m2. M2, all the way up [man 1] yeah, were up there right now. [man 2] m2 [over pa] your attention. Arriving passengers from fresh air flight 217, please retrieve your baggage at carousel number three. [lisa] heads up oh oh. Come on. Come on, close. [wheezing] come on danny slow down, honey. Fantastic. Nice. Isnt this nice . [speaking in foreign language] [over pa] welcome to Miami International airport. Remember, smoking is not allowed in the airport. Keep your baggage with you and report unattended baggage my car ok. Come on. [beeping] jeez jeez ok. Ok, one more. [phone ringing] got it. Lux atlantic resort, this is cynthia. [lisa] put me through to keefes room lisa . Whats going on . You have got to get keefe out of that room. You already changed him. No, its got nothing to. Look, i think somethings gonna happen. You. Listen, pull the fire alarm. What the hell are. . Evacuate the hotel get everyone out youve got to go up there now and physically tell them tell them that keefe is a target cynthia, keefe is a target somebodys going to kill him oh, shoot. Shoot, shoot. [alarm wails] get people out ok, one more. Come on, one more. [ringing] damn it hello . [speaking in foreign language] mr. Keefe mr. Keefe hello whats goin on . Somethings happening. Lisa called. Get keefe outta here. Code red get him outta here come on move it les lydia we gotta go. [lydia] you got him . I got him everybody move rooftop go everybody, right now get him out of here. [cynthia] get in the elevator lets go come on come on [man 1] i want everybody outta there move get in get in incoming move, people, move get down oh, my god. [screaming] ah all right. Get him outta here. Come on, lets go get out come on. You ok . Yeah, were ok. Seems like weve hit a road block. That reminds me. Anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea. Gas, bloating . Yes one Phillips Colon Health probiotic cap each day helps defend against occasional digestive issues. With three types of good bacteria. Live the regular life. Phillips. Toilet germs dont just stay in the toilet. Disinfect with lysol bathroom trigger. And lysol power foamer. They kill 99. 9 of germs. To clean and disinfect your bathroom. I pinky promised my little girl a Fabulous Garden Party for her birthday. So i mowed the lawn, put up all the decorations. I thought i got everything. Almost everything you know, 1 in 10 houses could get hit by a septic disaster, but for only 7 a month, ridx is scientifically proven to break down waste, helping you avoid a septic disaster. Ridx. The 1 brand used by septic [joe] lisa . Dad. Lisa, what the hell . Did you call 911 . I already did. Who is this . I can explain that. Are you ok . Am i ok . Come on. I have to call the hotel. Come on. Come on. Sit. Sit. Ok. Ok. Youre ok. Yeah. Ok. Ill get the first aid kit. The cops are on the way. [phone ringing] lux atlantic resort. Cynthia, are you ok . Yeah. Is everyone else ok . Yeah, yeah, sure, were all ok, i think. You better get over here. Dad, i need your keys. We have to get. Hi. [wheezing] dad oh, hes not dead. I wanted him to see what im gonna do to you first. Come on. You have to get up. You see, lisa, i never lie. Ok, so is this personal now . Just finishin the job. Well, youre too late. Everyones alive. In that hotel, every Single Person is alive. T in my house. [grunts] [glass shattering] i think i changed my mind about killing dad. Hey wheres your maledriven, factbased logic now, jack . I dont think thats what got you here. [creaking] [phone rings] [on phone] this is 911 dispatch. Is anyone there . Yes. Hello. Im sorry it took so long. We had an emergency downtown. It says you had someone hit in front of your house. Ok, if you can, lock yourself in a room immediately. Units are on the way. Just hurry. [screaming] no youre pathetic. [screaming] [wheezing] well talk again. Dont move. [joe] hey [gurgling] you all right . Yeah, i think so. Are you sure . I think so, you . Yeah, yeah, i am now. You know, for the first time in a long while i believe you. Good. Right over there. Right there. Excuse me. [on radio] jerry, whats your 20 . [man] stand by. Cynthia. Yeah, i mean. I think we had a really good night, all things considered. Just that one incident, really. Cynthia, you did so good. Thank you. Ok. Excuse me. Ladies. Mr. Keefe. Id like to thank you both. For my family, i thank you. [man] sir. We have to go. Lets talk soon, yes . Mmhmm. [man] roger that. [marianne] lisa this is the worst experience we have ever had. Do you have any idea what we have been through . Well. First there was no reservation. Then, our ceiling exploded. I got chunks of plaster all over me. I could get asthma. Im so sorry. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you . Yes. Start by cleaning house. Get rid of her. She is completely incompetent. Absolutely. And cheeky too. T you can do. Fill out a comment card at our front desk. A comment card . She asked us to fill out a comment card. You want us to fill out a comment card . Yes, i do. And after you finish, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass. Yeah. You are so my hero. Lets get outta here. Lets open the bar. Champagne . Molly oh, my god. Every one of these wedding pictures is worse than the last. Theres mike with his mouth open. Mike with eyes closed. Mouth open and eyes closed. Oh. Heres one with everything open mouth, eyes and fly. Our entire wedding, it looks like well, it is pretty lifelike. I mean, he does have his mouth open and his eyes closed most of the time, so. Sometimes i like to toss popcorn into that gaping hole. Like littering in the grand canyon. Oh, hes smiling in this one maybe i can photoshop my head onto the woman serving him garlic mashed potatoes