Around. . . And if youre lookin down, . . Put a little love in your heart. . . Put a little love in your heart. . . In your heart. . avo the subaru share the love event is happening now and will have given ninety Million Dollars banjos playing well hey, mr. Darling. How are you . Hey, there, charlene. A lot of pollywogs is frogs since last we laid eyes on you. Well, its nice to see you, too. Hey, boys. Easy, boys. You know, every time we come to town they just get all het up. Yeah, theyre a wild bunch. Boy, youre here early. Now you made us put lights on the truck. It sure beats having doug out there on the hood holding out a lantern. Hes always complaining about bugs hitting him. Then hed get acting cute and fall off about every other chuckhole. Yeah, that dougs a caution. What brings you to town this time . Well, sheriff, we. What i got to tell you is private. Uh, goob. Dont you have something to do . No, not a thing, andy. You got big ears, aint you . Rs. Boy, like the sheriff said, you got things to do. Well, yeah. I have. Ill, ill see you, goob. Well . Now, this is just twixt us. Oh, i wouldnt say anything. Cross your heart, hope to jump a stump . Yes, i do. Well, sheriff. Land to the mayberry county government for 300. whistles american. Just come to town to pick up the money. Well, how am i going to talk to rich folks like you . Sheriff, we want you to treat us just like before. Just like we was poor folks, like yourself. Okeydoke. Oh, and that aint all. Now that we come into a fortune and can afford to feed a few extra mouths im going to get my boys here married. No kidding. Each and every one of em is going to get himself nuptialed. You know, theyve been just like a bunch of caged lions since i told em. Especially rodney, there. Hes, uh. Jittery. Oh, i can see. You know what . With all this happening to the darling family we ought to have a celebration. If youre talking about some of miss bees cooking, youre on. And you meet me at my house at 12 00. Good, thatll give me time to get the boys curried up. Make up some music there to cover the engine noise. Get out of the way yonder see you at the house. banjos playing no, plenty. Plenty. Well, miss bee, you sure aint lost your touch with a skillet. Tell me something what was that thing you had laying there twixt the taters and the blackeyed peas . The steak . Mouthwatering. I got to learn what kind of animal you chopped that off of. And them muffins, pa. We got to get the recipe. They was larrupin. How about a tune . Want to pick along, sheriff . You like salty dog . Salty dogs good. Give me my jug, rodney. Now, you boys take the main tune and ill kind of gargle out the trimmings. Watch it, you lunkhead. One, two, one. . Standing on the corner with the lowdown blues . . A great big hole in the bottom of my shoes . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . . Let me be your salty dog . . Or i wont be your gal at all . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . . Look here, sal, i know you . . A rundown stocking and a woreout shoe . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . . Let me be your salty dog . . Or i wont be your gal at all . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . . Down in the wildwood, sitting on a log . . Let me be your salty dog . . Or i wont be your gal at all . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . . I pulled the trigger and the gun let go . . I heard the shot in mexico . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . . Let me be your salty dog . . Or i wont be your gal at all . . Honey, let me be your salty dog . Once more . Let me be your salty dog . . Or i wont be your gal at all . . Honey, let me be your salty dog. . The boys are going to get married. It certainly is. Now that they got 300 in back of em outside of their natural charms, of course. But were going to take it step by step. First off, im going to find a wife for dean there. Uh. Thats going to take a bit of doing. Hes too short. The only short one i ever foaled. Of wives for the boys right up there in the mountains. Mountains . With 300 . I want city girls for my boys. Thats the main reason we come to mayberry. You mean to tell me that youve come down here into town to find wives for those boys . Why not . Nice boys like i got. Take mitch there. Strong as an ox and almost as bright and can do his sums, up to and including three. But, but, briscoe and hes pretty, too. Look at them fine, chiseled features. Chisel hit him right here. Well, uh. Theyre, theyre, theyre fine boys. Now, im not questioning that but you, you cant just just swoop down into town and find wives just like that. Well, sheriff, we dont expect to rush into anything. Good. Might take the rest of the day. Five or six. Not the way we operate. Well just go down there on main street and wait for them female hearts to start fluttering. Everybody on the truck. Uh, charlene, uh, you best stay here. Well, uh. I dont want her to be alone whilst were down there on main street birddogging it. Might not be ladylike. Well, mister, mr. Darling, um. Uh, mister, uh. I, uh, ive got to go. Ive got to go, ive got to, ive got to find goober. Am i allowed to arrest them, too . Oh, no, no. Just follow them around. If they bother anybody, come and tell me. Yo. Well . Well, you promised me a badge. Here. There. Very nice, goober. Well, go on. Right. Chief. They sound like a wild bunch. You never met em, did you . No. Well, you better know theyre a wild bunch. Oh, maybe they just have their own ways. You ever try talking to a stone wall . Im telling you, briscoe darling is serious about finding wives for those boys here in mayberry and he thinks hes got four rock hudsons there. Well, good luck. Okay. I better get back to school. Unless, of course you want to sign me in as your deputy. Ive run out of badges. Tonight. Take a point to the right here, boys. Got to agree with you too skinny. Likely to be sickly. Youre for certain right. Too big a mouth to feed. Well . They moved over to elm street and set there for an hour and ten minutes. Then they stood in front of the diner for another hour and they moved over to the park. I dont care where they went, goober. Did they bother anybody . They just ogled girls. door opening sheriff . What . Just come by to give you my sympathies. What for . I sure understand why youre still a single man. The pickings in this town is mighty slim. Not one female we saw come up to muster. Oh, well, im sure sorry to hear that, briscoe. Goober what was you saying, big ear . Make him quit calling me big ear. What, uh, whatwhat goober was trying to say is that it is true that when youre trying to find a girl here in mayberry its pretty slim pickings. You can sure say that again. Were going back up to the hills and take another look at that crop. Yeah, thats a good idea. Got to go pick up charlene and say farewell to miss aunt bee. See you next year, sheriff. Ill see you miss bee, i sure do want to thank you for that fine lunch. Youre always welcome, briscoe. All of you are. What do you say to miss bee, boys . Oh, it was nothing. Charlene, do you see what i see . Aunt bee its an owl. Not just an owl, maam, thats an omen and we couldnt of been hankering for a better one right now. Really . To get hisself a bride after all. You see an owl at daytime and the next female you see is sure enough the bride for thee. The next female y. . Oh, well, you dont really believe that. Thats right, maam, you get your pick. Any one of these fine, upstanding boys is yours for a life of wedded bliss. Will you please just get out of my way . Mr. Darling, you stop all this nonsense and leave her alone. I was kind of hoping youd cotton up to dean here. Rodney here hes a funloving one and doug over there is kind of tall. Mr. Darling please, miss bee. I appreciate your help but let the lady decide for herself. In marrying any of your sons. Nobody said anything about right now. The courtships going to take at least two days. Then whichever one finds your heartstrings, hes yours. Mr. Darling sheriff i got me a new sisterinlaw we finally got us a bride. What are you talking about . The owl made the match. The owl . Omen they saw. Silly . If youre looking for a bride and you see an owl at day the next female you come across has stole your heart away. Andy, do something look, it so happens that miss crump. Miss crump . Society, eh . Oh look, she, uh. She. Shes not interested in any of your boys. Well, its fitting that a girl do a little balking. She wouldnt be a lady it so happens that miss crump is my girl. Steady, boys. Your girl . Yes. Well, sheriff, that comes a surprise. Why, youre a good friend and all that and i hate to take your girl away from you but an omen is an omen. Andy . briscoe. I aint got time to talk to you now. I got to run the boys through a creek a couple of times to get them ready to come acourtin. Ill see you later. Oh, andy, do something. engine starting now, briscoe, ive told you once and im telling you again. Miss crump is my girl and if you dont stay away from her im going to arrest you now, you remember that and we mean it well, what do you think will happen . I don. Well, ill tell you one thing. Theyre not going to get any more of my muffins. If we could just reason with them but people that live by omens and witchcraft and stuff like that you just cant get through to them. Gomer andy what . Andy andy andy, theyre back. Theyre back. Where . Over at helens. groaning . There is a time for us to wander . . When time is young and so are we . . The woods are greener over yonder . . The path is new, the world is, too . bluegrass break well, howdy, there, sheriff. Briscoe doin a little serenading, give her some idea of the beautiful music thats going to fill her life from now on. I thought i told you to stay away from her. Dont get riled. You just listen to me. Now, sheriff, im sorry that miss crump used to be your girlfriend, but i dont know why a reasonable man like yourself cant understand that seein that owl in the daytime sealed her fate and the only thing that can unseal it is a counteromen and that would be seein another owl in the daytime which aint likely. Why dont you get on the truck and go up in the mountains and find one . That dont count. Uh, where you going . Going to tell her goodbye . Hes going to tell miss crump goodbye, boys so play a little sprightly music to cover up the sobbin. rollicking bluegrass well, do you hear whats going on out there . Yes. As loud as they can get . Say something. Give me an opening. All right, youve got an opening. Now, what are you going to do . I dont know. You beat everything. You just beat everything. Well, i threatened to arrest them. I threatened to throw them in jail and all he keeps doing is telling me how i ought to be reasonable, how the owl is an omen, and how a marriage between you and one of his boys is destiny and the only thing that will cancel it is a counteromen, which is seeing another owl in the daytime, and i. Wwait. What . Wait right here. Just wait right here. But where you going . Just wait right here. Wait. Nearly 9 00 they ought to be along any minute. Goober well, i hope so. Are you all set . Set as ill ever be. Now, remember what i told you. I got you. car approaching that sounds like them. It is. All right, get covered with branches. Right there. I, uh, just want to make sure youre not blocking the driveway. Hey, charlene. Sheriff, wheres this license thing you was tellin us about . Its in town. Its in town, but listen. It just happens that aunt bee has brought some of those good muffins t off the fire. Want some . Thats a good idea. Boys boys now, you be nice. Okay, goober. Bbut i had a half a muffin left. Well, you can eat the rest of them on the way uptown. Oh, uh, miss bee, uh, i sure wish youd write out the receipt for them muffins. U say you dont put no sour mash in em . No. Its an old family recipe. Wed better go to the courthouse and get the license. Some other time. Hey, look. Pa, its an owl. The second owl in the daytime. Thats a counteromen. It means only one thing that miss crump really aint the perfect mate after all. Looky there. I never seen an owl fly that way. Went straight up, without so much as a fluttering of a wing. Its gone. Bbut it was an owl. Oh, definitely an owl. Oh, yeah, it was an owl. I aint too sure. Now, theres a lot of strange birds flying down from the north lately brands i aint never seen before. What do you think, boys . Well, i got to agree with you. Before we call off this here marrying id like another look at that there owl. He might fly back again. Briscoe hes there again. Look at the way hes aflying. Hes upside down. Hes got to be from out of state. Theres no question, briscoe. No other bird looks quite like an owl. Aunt bee no other bird looks like an owl. There he goes. Hes gone. Its an owls own business the way he flies. The important thing is we saw the counteromen. Miss crumps going to be awful broke up about this. Im sorry about that, sheriff, but we just cant take no chances. Now, you tell that miss crump lady that rodney will always hold a soft spot in his heart for her. Come on, boys. Yeah, well. Hey. What you doing up there, big ears . I just like to climb trees. Well, theres a crazy owl flying around somewhere so watch out. Tell miss crump that im sorry she lost out on the boys. Make up some kind of a story. Let her down easy, you know. See ya. Right. Bye. playing bluegrass bye, sheriff. X marks the spot, boys. The treasure should be under these pillars. Where are you, my golden one . At long last. The quest is finally over. The lyres mine. Yeah, boss. Correction. 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