Hi, boys. Well, hi, mary. What brings you around here . Want some coffee . Oh, no, thank you, andy. I have to run out to the powell place and i wanted to check on the road. Its fine, theyve finished the construction. Is there somebody sick up there . No, but it seems to be that time of the year and nearly everybodys got a cold so i want to drop off some medication. Thank you, andy, ill see ya. See ya both. Uh, mary. If youre worried about the road and youd like to have somebody drive you. You looking for a ride to the powell place . Bye. Uh, mary. Uh. Um. Uh. Are, uh. Are you. Are you doing anything special tonight . Why, no, as a matter of fact im not. How about if i take you to that Motion Picture over at the grand . They say its a good one. Uh, well, uh. Im afraid ive already seen it, andy. Oh, well, how about if i was to come over to your house . Why, thats a wonderful idea. We can watch television and play some records. Maybe ill make a pizza pie. Hey, that sounds swell. It sure does. Ill call thelma lou well make it a foursome. Uh, well, barney, we just got it up and, well, were not sure what were going to do and i imagine you and thelma lou got your own plans. Oh, heck no, we aint got no plans. Whatever you kids want to do is fine with us. The four of us would have a lot of fun. Dont you think, andy . Yeah, boy sure, like they say the more the merrier. Ill give you a treat. Ill bring over my new bongo drum. I just learned la cucaracha. All . And twas from Aunt Dinahs Quilting Party . . I was seeing nellie home. . Yeah . I was seeing nellie home . . I was seeing nellie home. . . And twas from Aunt Dinahs Quilting Party . . I was seeing nellie home. . singing ends yeah. Pretty good, huh . Uhhuh, pretty good. I dont believe that bongos fit in too good with bringing nellie home though. Just trying to liven up the evening. Barney . Its just the shank of the evening. Whatll mary and andy think if we run off like this . Its perfectly all right, barn. Right, mary . Well, whatever thelma lou thinks. Therell be other evenings. Yeah, we ought to do this more often. You know, the four of us ought to get together a lot. Yeah, we ought to do that a lot. Heres your coat. Well, good night, mary and thank you for a lovely evening. Oh, yeah, it was just swell. Good night, mary. Glad you enjoyed it. . Uh. Well, no i thought id stay on a while. Well, what for . Barney well, im taking the bongo drum. Things are liable to be dull. Well, uh. Actually, mary promised to show me some slides through the microscope. Remember, you promised . Uh. Well, well, if youd like. Oh, i love to look at them slides. Night, barn. Whats interesting about looking through a microscope . Barney. Heres that pizza pie i promised you. Would you look at that . Now, aint you the perfect hostess . I ought to come up here more often. All right. You know something i havent done in a long, long time . Whats that . Gone on a picnic. You like picnics . Oh, i love picnics. I know the perfect spot, and i bet youve never been up there. . Up past franklin woods. No, no, i dont think ive ever been there. Oh, its beautiful up there. Theres a little lake, berry patch. Oh, gee, that sounds wonderful. Fine, ill take you up there some time. Good, and we can take opie, too. Yeah, we could. I imagine hes tired of it. Oh . Well, whatever you say. Yeah, and besides, hes got this friend and he goes over there a lot. Oh. Thank you. doorbell buzzing excuse me, i wonder who that could be. Hi, kids. Andy. Barney, what are you doing back . Well, after i took thelma lou home i just didnt feel like going home myself. Ever had one of them nights when you just didnt feel like going home . Just one of them nights. Oh, pizza looks like mozarella, too. Thats my favorite mozarella. At some germs. Why dont you go get it, mary . Mary . Andy. Uh, you staying in this evening . Okay if i come over . Fine, fine. About. About 7 30. Bye. Hey you got a date with mary . Thats great. Ill call thelma lou. Tonight lets have the pizza with the pepperoni, okay . I just love that, too, dont you, with pepperoni . Barney, you cant make it. You was going to straighten up the files. Aw, doggone, why didnt i do that sooner . I could have joined you. Yeah, i know, but well try and manage. . I would take her out and id kiss her twice . . Then id put her back again. . Oh, thats beautiful. Pretty little song, aint it . Yeah. Is it hard to play the guitar . Let me. Let me show you a chord or two. Okay. Now, of course, you hold it like that. And ill teach you the chord of c first. Put that finger there, that finger there that finger there. Thats right. And you play the last five strings. phone ringing hello. Oh, oh, its barney. Rn . You know that letter we got from the state Attorneys Office . I cant find it. Well, try looking under s s for state attorney. Right. Now, where were we here . Let me get your fingers back again. Did i move them . Mmhmm, a little. There, there. And there. Now, we got that one. Hold that. phone ringing hello. Barney . Yeah, barn . Well, try looking under a for attorney. Right. Sorry. I understand. Okay. Now, you moved them again. There you are. phone ringing yeah well, if its not under s and its not under a i wouldnt know where it is. I got a theory. Since it came from raleigh, maybe its under r. Well, look barney is having trouble finding a letter. Oh. Now. Now, well play the last five strings. string snaps uh. Maybe i ought to make some coffee. Here it is, piping hot. Good, lets just set and let it cool off a little bit. All right. doorbell buzzing uh. I guess id better see who it is. Youll never guess where i found this. It wasnt under a or s or r anyplace like that. You know where it was . It was behind the file on the floor. Can you beat that . Ooh, coffee. I sure am in luck. No pizza tonight, huh . Well, ill go out and get some later. Whatll be tonight mozzarella or pepperoni . You name it, it doesnt matter to me. I just like pizza. sighs oh, you know, andy st night, didnt you . Yeah, sure i did. Shes a great, little girl. I sure do enjoy her company. So i noticed. Uh. Barn . Yeah . Theres somethin i wanna talk to you about. clears throat yeah . You know, for about a week now weve been spendin a lot of time together, right . Yeah. I mean, its been mary and me, and you and thelma lou or mary, and me and you and, uh. Well, i was thinkin. Yeah . Dont you think we ought to spend some time alone . Do you, uh. Do you understand . Sarah, get me 247. You should have mentioned this sooner. Thelma lou . Barn. Yeah. Listen, we cant make it over to marys tonight. Andy and i wanna spend some time alone. Right. Okay. You call mary. What do you wanna do . No, barn. That. Thats not what i had in mind. Thats not what i had in mind at allll. You see, what i had in mind was i want to spend some time alone with mary. Do you understand . See, i wanna spend some time alone with mary. Hmm . Follow me . Are you kiddin . Son of a gun, of course i follow you. Good. Then, well be alone tonight, right . Sure, pal. Good, good, good. Well, im going to floyds and get a haircut. Sure, you do that. Oh. That son of a gun. I shouldve guessed. Hes gonna pop the question tonight. Andy and mary . Really, barney . Theyre gettin married . Yeah. Oh, isnt that wonderful . Andy . Getting married . My andy . Yeah, yeah, hes asking her tonight. Well, why all the secrecy . Why didnt he tell me . Well, you know andy tightlipped. The only reason he told me is he knew he couldnt hide it from me. Cant keep anything from old eagleeye barney. Andy getting married yeah, hes taking the plunge. Oh, barney, i hope i dont cry at the wedding. Now, dont you start, aunt bee. If you do, im a goner. U. Barn . door opens oh, howdy, aunt bee, is that lunch . Somebody sure is in a jawkissing mood today. door opens about ready for lunch . Want to go across the street and get a couple of root beers . sniffling mary said its that time of the year. Maybe theyre all coming down with colds. Mmmmmm, thank you. Oh, that was a fine supper, mary. Thank you. Would you like to have your coffee in the living room by the fireplace . Well, now, thats another good idea. It surely is. Here, let me help you. You know, how it got to be that way . No. I just up and told barney. Oh. Im glad. Im glad, too. everyone talking at once folks, let me have your attention. Let me have your attention. Now, heres the plan, see . I figure andy and mary have probably just about finished their supper, see, so well give them another hour. And then well all march in and well yell surprise soothing jazz music playing oh, this is the nicest, quietest evening ive spent in i dont know how long. Mmhmm. sighing real nice. Oh, andy, would you look at that beautiful full moon. Mmhmm isnt that something . Well, its kind of a shame to waste that. Wanna take a drive . Thats a wonderful idea. And we can take my car and put the top down. Why dont we do that . Okay whispering quiet, quiet, quiet. Shh. Now, im going to count three and then well all crash in and yell surprise. One. Two. All surprise surprise surprise mary . Well, theres nobody here. No sign of them. Wanna hear the music . Oh, sure. romantic tune plays mmm. Thats nice. sighs you know, it seems like were a million miles away from everyone. Mmhmm. Do this before. Well, whose fault is that . Mine, my fault, all my fault. I take all the blame. Of course, everything come out all right. I just had to work my way up through a few pizza pies to get up here. Yup. And here we are. Yup. A million miles away from everyone. Yeah. A million miles away. Barney whispering be quiet, be quiet. What was that . What was what . I thought i heard a voice listen. yells here they are congratulations oh, look what we have here for you. Cole slaw and potato salad and. Phantom fife strikes again. banjo music playing, everyone chatting mary, ive been trying for sometime to court you. Would it be all right what did you say . louder do you mind if i go ahead and court you in front of everybody . No. Would it be all right if i was to kiss you . You might just as well because i dont think anybodyd notice at all. [dog growling] [moans and screams] i want to die. Please please i want to die [laughing] whos suffering now, callisto . screaming no and you thought you were getting oblivion. Well, this place makes tartarus look like a day at the beach. How long you in for . Eternity . Thats gotta smart