all speaking at once i believe weve got most of the details pretty well ironed out. Now, all we have to do is to figure some way to interest a outsider in it. Yeah, well, ill, oh. Yes, you see we go to all this trouble puttin on founders day. It certainly seems to me that we ought to get more outsiders to come and see it. Yeah, thats a stickler, all right. How do we stir up interest . Well, well, ii had a thought on that. Well, it seems to me the way to interest outsiders would be to involve a outsider. stuttering well, just exactly what do you mean by that . Well, see we call mayberry the friendly city. Suppose we be friendly to somebody. Suppose we take a outsider, somebody not from mayberry and make him a guest of honor. We get all the merchants to chip in and give something. That could be a really goodsized attraction. Get out some publicity. I bet we could draw people from all over the county. From this whole state maybe. What do you think . Nice, uh. And, yes. I think its an amazing coincidence. Huh . Thats exactly the same idea i had. Oh, back there where it was a real stickler . A little after that. It sounds like a good idea to me, andy. Yeah, i go along with art. Lets bring it up to the town council and if they go along with it well, well get to work on it. Only thing, how we going to pick this guest of honor . Theys a real simple way of doing it. Suppose we go out to the city limits on the morning of founders day and we stop the first car thats being driven by somebody not from mayberry. And thatll be our guest of our honor. Thats good. Thats good. Sound fair enough . Its just amazing what . Thats the same idea i had again. Well, we do think alike, dont we . Well, great minds. Do you know, andy we can really play this thing up big. Welcome to mayberry. Well have the band there. Well give em the old Police Escort into town with the sirens blastin. Give em the works chattering enthusiastically thats amazing huh . Thats the same idea i had. So i hereby declare you official temporary deputies of the Mayberry Police force. Ds down. Boys, this is it. Now, theres going to be a whole lot more folks in town today than usual it being founders day and all. So lets just make sure that everything goes smooth and extend the courtesy of mayberry to everybody. You know, answer questions, give directions and just anything that folks might want. And you better wear your caps so that folksll recognize you. Uh, sheriff, i, uh, i have something to say. Now, men, i have just one thing to say. This isnt going to be kids stuff. Uh, barney. . Sheriff, if you dont mind. Now, there wont be room for any mistakes out there. One mistake is one too many. And youll each be on your own. That badge means something dont any of you disgrace it i wont, sir. Did you have permission to talk . No, sir. Whats your badge number . Three. All right, three, watch it now listen, men, and listen good. Theres liable to be trouble out there today. Were liable to have folks among us than just a good time, if you know what i mean. Now, the minute it looks like theres going to be trouble we got to nip it, nip it in the bud you got that . Lets hear it in the bud sir, may i ask something . Badge number . Two. All right, two, go head. No, im afraid not, gentlemen. Im afraid there wont be any time to educate you men in the proper use of firearms. Somebody could get hurt. You see, if youre not familiar with firearms, these babies can go off. Now. gunshot uh, you see what i mean . Now, i did that just to show you what could happen. Well, uh, thats, uh. Thats all, boys. Lets just get on out to the city line and welcome our guest of honor. All right, lets move huptwothreefour tuck in that gut huphuphup. This is where we leave you. Or rather you leave us. Now get going and dont ever let us catch you in Pierce County again. Ahh, what a touching farewell speech. On second thought, get out. What for . I want to make sure you leave here clean. Come on. Whats this . The chiefs watch. Well, he wouldnt give me the time so i had to take it. Get out of here before i lose my temper. Ng. Hey, here comes something. I sure dont recognize this car. Come on. All right, now, you all the same way. Now, hold it, hold it, hold it, fellows. Hold it, hold it. Howdy. Whats wrong officers . Im im just a stranger passing through. Oh, we know. We know. You know what . Uh, could i ask your name . Well, i. You mean, you dont know who i am . Well, course not. Well, no, i. laughing yes, i, my name is thomas a. Moody and im, im, im a traveling salesman. Well, mr. Thomas a. Moody, this is your lucky day. Andy thats right. We cordially invite you to be mayberrys guest of honor for the day. What for . Why, to help us celebrate founders day. See, its a annual celebration yeah, you get to go to all the stores and you get free gifts and everything. You would be mayberrys guest. Well, uh. Then you accept . Well, i would be a crass bore indeed to refuse such kind and trusting hospitality. Good, good, good, good. Floyd, have you got the key . Key . Oh thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mr. Moody. . Thomas a. Mr. Thomas a. Moody, i hereby present you the key to mayberry. band playing all right, folks. All right, all right. All right, boys. Hold it, boys. Hold it. All right, quiet down now, everybody. Folks, id like to introduce to you our guest of honor mr. Thomas a. Moody. All right, quiet. Quiet right down. Mr. Moody, mayberry is yours. Thank you, sheriff. Members of the committee, ladies and gentlemen of mayberry, its awfully hard to know what to say on an occasion such as this. Ill tell you one thing, though. Its never happened to me before. When your sheriff just said that mayberry is mine. Youve no idea what this means to me. What can i say . But i do want to tell you what a thrill this is for me, and i want to thank you, each and every one, for making this moment possible. But enough of this talk, let me thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And now, ladies and gentlemen, if youll excuse me ill go to my hotel room and freshen up a bit before starting on that generous journey through the bazaars of mayberry. band playing all right, folks, hold it, hold it. Now, aas you know, were scheduled to meet in front of crowleys market at exactly 10 31 to start the tour of our merchant stores. Oh, andy, iits exactly, uh. Well, its, uh. What time is it . Yeah, yeah. Well, that checks, that checks thats him, all right. Huh . Is that right . Every county, huh . Uh, no, no, i dont know why he stopped here in mayberry but dont you worry. Well send him packin in a hurry. Right right, fred. Thank you. Andy barney, what are you doing here . Where is davis . Davis . Thats our guest of honors real name sheldon davis. Hes a known thief and pickpocket. Our guest of honor . Oh, no i left him under a hot towel at floyds for his complimentary shave and a haircut. Well, he cant steal too much under circumstances like that. Well just have to keep a eye on him. Andy, this is terrible its the very thing weve been tryin to guard against. Well have to run him out of town. Yeah, well have to, but we cant. Well, why not . Well, we did pick him for our guest of honor and hell have to be that. Wwell just have to watch him. When we see him try to steal something well nab him. Yeah, i guess so. Andy, i was against this whole guest of honor business right from the beginning. I thought you was thinkin the exact same thing right at the time. Oh, now youre tryin to pass the buck, huh, andy . Thats pretty small, pretty small. But im willing to share the blame if itll make you feel any better. sniffs youre all heart, barn. D. Not if we watch him. Well watch him till the end of the days festivities. Now, thats six hours from now. Six hours, huh . Yeah, i guess well just have to wait it out and be ready for anything. Two, huttwo, huttwo, huttwo, huttwo, huttwo huttwo, huttwo, detail. Halt hutho. I just. Im checkin in, chief. Everything is under control, chief. Theres nothing to worry about in mayberry today. Get them out of here. All right, out, out, out out wait a minute. Come on, out out out oh, well, fine get floyd back here. Number three number three reporting, sir. Chief wants to talk to ya. I thought you was givin our guest of honor a shave. I did, sir. Where is he . He went to the hotel room to freshen up a bit. Youre dismissed, three. Oh. sighs i tell you, madge, ive stumbled into shangrila. Ive had the whole town to myself. Theyve taken me around to all their stores, showered me with gifts, and now theyre waiting for me at the Public Square to watch the founders day pageant, and. But listen, i dont think ill show up. Ah, it sure is takin him a long time to freshen up. He cant do much damage. Yeah. You know, andy, its a shame about these fellas that steal. Yeah, they ought not to do that. I was readin an article about em in one of the police magazines. Kleptaminaracks they call em. What . Kleptaminaracks. Whats a kleptaminarack . Oh. Excuse me, chief. Floyd, what are you doin here . Well, i heard you say that you were going to come over here. The Reception Committee is at your office and they want to know the order of events for the founders day pageant. Oh, i better get down there and see if i can keep this thing glued together. Barney, you. All right, floyd, dismissed. Right, chief. Oh. You stay here and keep a eye on davis and dont you let that bird leave here without you. Can you handle it . Iiim sorry. Ill probably be back before he comes out. Take your time. I can handle it. I believe ill have a little talk with him. The main thing i got to do is shake these characters. Then i can make one good haul before i leave. knocking hang on. Yes . Deputy fife. Come in, deputy. Yes, goodbye, mama. Yes, ill tell you all about it when i see you. That was mama. Shes so proud of me being mayberrys guest of honor. Ah, thats just fine. Its nice when your moms proud of ya. Course, ive known a lot of men whose moms werent proud of em. Thats because they were rotten. And its sad, too you know, fellas whove taken the wrong road when they could so easily have just taken the right one you know, men who could become decent, happy citizens just throwin their lives away. Ah, i think its a shame when they do that. Dont you think its a shame when they do that . Hmm . Oh, shame, yeah. Its such a shame. Yeah. I know why they do it, too. Theyre bitter. You know, they figure nobody trusts em. Its the old nobodytrustsem complex. Dont happen to be one of them people that dont trust people. I happen to be one of them people that does trust people, and you know what i find . I find that when you do trust people, they trust you back. Lookee here. You see these keys . Now, theyre the keys to every store in mayberry. Now, that means every storekeeper in this town trusts me. Oh. Gee. You do . Yes. Ive always wanted somebody to have faith in me. You know, trust me. I know. Say, did you ever notice how these 21jeweled wristwatches with the pure gold bands sorta. Sorta pinch your wrist . Yeah, they sure do pinch your wrist. Right there and kinda. Kinda rub my wrist a little bit let some air get to it. Yeah, yeah, i always say if you cant trust your fellow man, why. What good are ya . chuckles this old worldd be a mighty poor place to live in if you couldnt. What do ya know . chuckles i got to him. Wwhen we sing the mayberry song lets be sure and get the words right. Thats, mayberryll shine tonight, mayberryll shine. When the moon comes up and the sun goes down, mayberryll shine. You got that . Okay, fine. Better get out copies on it. sighs barney whistling what are you doin here . Wheres uh, uh. . You mean, uh. . Yeah. Where is he . Oh, hes gone. Hes gone . uh, uh, all right, boys, out, out, out, out. Go out and march around town. Then patrol, then check and see how the town is. Go ahead. Wheres davis . Oh, i wouldnt worry too much about davis if i were you. I had a little talk with him. You had a talk with him . Right, about truth and honesty and then i took off my wristwatch and i put it on the table, then i turned my back. chuckles and sniffs i spect hes down the town square waitin for us. Wheres your keys . Hmm . Your keys wheres your keys . Oh, my gosh. Come on. Everything is okay in mayberry. Oh, what a tangled web we weave xena offscreen gabrielle, im all for your spiritual quest. And india is a fine place to go. But remind me why we decided to take the scenic route. Gabrielle offscreen come on. Ins are a holy place. No, no, no, no, no. I dont care about the local legends. Im talking about the local thugs that tried to cut us up in the pass. Well, id apologize again. The truth is, i think you enjoyed it. Having my leg gashed open . No, having a good reason to bust a head. Thats ridiculous