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Its usually not i want to give a special welcome to those of you who are here on your way to comiccon in san diego which started today. Comiccon as you know is the Worlds Largest gathering of adults wearing onesies and the reason your i. Tshs guy didnt answer his phone today. Theyre expecting Justice League and aqua man. Trailers used to be something you had to sit through before the movie you wanted to see started. Now because of comiccon, people sit outside in Storm Trooper outfits to see they will. Fans are especially excited, a woman will play dr. Who. [ cheers and applause ] dr. Who by the way happens to be the name of the new Republican Health care plan. That was a big story of the day from washington. Today, the nonpartisan congressional budget office, the cbo estimated if obamacare is repealed, you understand the bill proposed by the senate last week, 32 Million People by 2026, 32 Million People will be uninsured. Premiums would double and three quarters of americans would have no insurers participating in individual markets in areas where they live. So good job, guys. Remember that episode of the sopranos when tony took over the Sporting Goods story . The owner owned him money so he bought all kinds of stuff on the guys credit and then he would sell it out the door and pocket the money. Thats whats happening to our country right now. It comes in and it goes right out. 32 million. Thats almost as many as trump thinks were at his inauguration. So more than anything [ applause ] obamacare gone. And last ditchest to kill it today, he invited all the republican senators to lunch at the white house. He tweeted, the republicans never discussed how good their Health Care Bill is, and it will get even better at lunch time. The dems scream death as o care dies. He wants to replace o care with no care. And this is some lunch. He threatened a senator from nevada, dean heller, who had the good sense to oppose this terrible plan. He told everyone not to go home for break before they get it done. It was like the wine sunday night on game of thrones. Even though president doesnt drink wine, we did slow him down for the obamacare version of donald trump drunk. [ speaking very slowly ] obamacare is a big doctor. You can keep your doctor. Lie. You can keep your plan. Lie. Its a lie directly from the president. You can keep your doctor, you can keep your plan, 28 times he said it. 28 times. And it was a lie and he knew it was. Jimmy okay. Meanwhile in trumps beloved russia, the government is worried about a dangerous new threat, fidget spinners. For real. The russians are worried that fidget spinners are a western plot to zombie five their children. Ipads are our plan. Fidgets just give them something to do while theyre charging. They see these spin as a corrupting form of influence. Listen. This is russia. If you want to see things spin, drink vodka like all the other kids. Meanwhile, while have you ever been worried about fidget spinners, we are worried about russia. We learned yesterday trump had a second undisclosed conversation with putin at the g20. He reportedly went over to putin. They spoke through putins translator for about an hour and then trump left the dinner four minutes after he left. Like two horny passengers hooking up in the back of an airplane. There were no american officials present. It was just putin, his translator, donald trump and a giant piece of cake in his mouth. Somebody noticed something. Theres video of the dinner. Look at the bottom left corner. You see trump motioning to putin. He points at him. You mean hold on. Watch that. What in the world . It looks like someone is ready to create some jobs, i guess. [ cheers and applause ] Trump Supporters passionately defend everything he does. So he asked people who claim to be on team trump about the president s meeting with putin. Since we dont know what they talked about, we made some things up for a new and putin credible eyewitness news. What do you think trump meant when he asked putin how much it will take to win 2020 . Thats a difficult one. I think he is saying, its a hard job but he could make it work. What do you think about President Trump saying to Vladimir Putin in the meeting, quote, i dont know how to run a country but you do. Please help. I think he is asking for vice when you need help. What do you think about President Trump announcing the, quote, tiffany trade agreement. Where hell give Vladimir Putin tiffany in exchange for 2020 . I have not been listening to the news today. If trump said it, its okay with me. Why do you think trump handed Vladimir Putin that briefcase of 300 million during that private meeting in. Thats a lot of money. I will say. There could be a lot of reasons for that. But some we might know, some we might not. Time will tell what happens with that. Do you think it is a good reason . I think it probably is. I think theres probably some benefit to it. Overall, the benefit is probably good. What do you think donald trump meant when he said the benefit of this will be 2020. Probably meaning like an eye for an eye kind of a deal. Or an election for some money. Yeah. Probably. What do you think of reports that putin and trump in their secret meeting discussed whether or not a woman has what it takes to be president . Well, i mean, i personally myself, equal rights for everyone. But i really, i dont see a woman as president. I voted for trump. What do you think of that amazing motel when trump high fived putin and said collusion . It happens, you know. What do you think about President Trump agreeing to give putin the Nuclear Codes if putin gave us the Nuclear Codes . I think President Trump is surrounded by great people and he has been schooled in how to handle things. Is there anything President Trump could do that would sway you in any way and make you support him less . Make me support him less . No, maam. What do you think about the news that President Trump shot a man on fifth avenue in 1985 . I mean, who was it . Just a guy. Trying to think of the name right now and i cant right now. The old dove situation, back in bush years. Same thing happened to him. The old quail shooting. I cant remember the vice president. I cant remember his name right now. You know what im talking about. Yeah, thats correct guy. So its excusable. It can happen. Accidents happen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when we come back from the break, well meet a family who has, their roof was mysteriously pelted by 15 pounds of pork in the middle of the night. And yes, they do live in florida. So stick around. Well be right back. Ugh, no bars. 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Im bringing forward a treatment for alzheimers disease, yes, in my lifetime, i will make sure. Jimmy hello. Welcome back to the show. Music from the revivalists. Tiffany haddish is here. And well be right back with jon favreau. This is a story of a family who got a strange delivery during the night. They were shaken by a loud thud on the roof saturday morning. The next morning we got up and found two packages of sausage on our side yard. And then we were like, we have to go on the roof and check and see if we finds more of this stuff. Sure enough, there were three more packages. Frozen italian pork sauce ans. 15 pounds of it. Obviously, i had to get to the bottom of this. We tracked a family down. Joining us now from deerfield beach. Say hello to the adair family. Hi, guys. Thank you for doing this. So tell us what happened. Just start from the beginning. Well, our dogs sometimes want to go out at night and they did that night. I got up and let them out around 4 00 a. M. I let them back. In i wasnt quite asleep yet. And this crashing sound came on our roof. It was like louder than thunder. Like a satellite or something had hit our roof, or a meteorite or Something Like that. Jimmy it was a meteor all right. Thats what it sounded like. It was really loud. I got up and the dogs went crazy. My husband got up. So i went outside to look out the front door. I saw nothing so i just was somewhat perplexed. I went back in the house and forgot about it until the next day. To the side of the house. Jimmy is it possible the dogs made a wish and it came true . Thats one possibility. Jimmy what did you do with the sausage . Well, i didnt want to eat it considering the delivery method, i was a little skeptical about that. They talked me out of it. I definitely convinced him not to eat it. Jimmy i would have eaten it. I would have found it and thought it was a gift from god. It would be rude to reject it. Its not possible theres some kind of strange mafia threat or anything . Thats what i thought actually. Maybe it was like a coverup for a drug deal or something. Because the packages looked similar like ive seen on tv. A lot of what weve been getting from people is people think its a body. Jimmy it is a body. Just not of a person, i hope anyway. Well, yeah. Jimmy what is your theory if you had to guess what happened, what do you think happened . Well, i dont know. Weve tossed a lot of things around. Youve got your planes and your sausage throwing machines. I think north korean sausages. Jimmy so we actually did some research, and weve solved part of the mystery. Not the whole thing. But this is one of the pictures you took. It says fussel on it. This is from fussel meats in arcadia. We spoke to the owner, his name is jimmy. He personally packaged the meat in january for a guy named jimbo williams. He remembers picking the meat up from fussel but he has no idea how it got on your roof. It was six months ago. He did say he would drive over with more meat if you want a kickoff. Were in. Jimmy have you spoken to the faa . Or anything like that . Did you call like the loco over do you have planes flying over your house in general . Well, just the normal pattern. Not at night like usually not. Jimmy do you know that saying, when pigs fly . Maybe thats what happened. Thats the closest ill ever come. Jimmy and do you all live in the house . Are you fearing for your safety or your lives . Anything like that . Ill be looking up a lot more now a days. Ill tell you what. Jimmy well, thank you for sharing this unbelievable story. If you find out what happened, will you let us know . If we find out. It sounds like well let you know. Something let somebody know, okay . And have fun at that barbecue with jimbo also. [ cheers and applause ] all right. We have music from the revivalists. And well be back with jon favreau. Stick around. 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Do you want me to help you find one . Yeah. Jimmy well work on it after the show. Tomorrow night, the president of the Ufc Dana White will join us, tj miller will be here and well have music from run the jewels. Nearly a decade ago our first guest kickstarted the marvel universe when he directed the first iron man movie. But now, sadly, hes been forced to drive peter parker and tony stark around. He plays happy hogan in spiderman homecoming please welcome jon favreau. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. Im sure you get this a lot and i hate to start with a pitch but i have a great idea for a movie. Its about a family whose house gets hit by sausage. And i think youre the guy to bring it to life. It has rained sausage down and maybe some peppers will come tonight. Very good to see you. How is everything going . Everything is great. That you know spiderman homecoming is out. Jimmy its a great movie. Working now on lion king which is coming out in two years. Jimmy some members of our staff including guillermo were temperature Disney Convention last weekend. A couple people . Jimmy they said they were there the whole time. By far the biggest reaction of anything was your, you showed a little. We showed a little clip of it. It happens every two years. It is like comiccon thats coming up this weekend except it is only disney stuff. It is only once every two years so we knew it was the last chance to show it to people before it came out. So we hustled. It was a twominute piece and it was the circle of life. Jimmy cgi . And youre very good with that. Im learning. I finally figured it out after jungle book so now were having a really good time. Actually i have a challenge coin. I dont know if you remember. You gave me one. Jimmy i have it on my night stand. Heres a lion king one. Jimmy for my challenge. I accept at the challenge. Thats pretty awesome. I was mentioning in your intro, the fact this whole thing started with, i remember when you were working on that iron man movie. You had the drawings of iron man and what he would look like. And it has become this big unbelievable universe of everything. They showed, they have a whole thing where they showed the tenyear anniversary and they showed clips. Robert downing shooting. We had no idea it would turn out like this. We were hoping people would see that movie. Everybody was saying super hero movies are over. And Robert Downing was not necessarily a proven box office jimmy right. And we were having a good time. Trying to make ourselves laugh and make a cool movie. And then between that film and everything that everybody was able to do, all the other great directors, james gun, guardians, they keep building on it. Im really proud. I go like a proud grandfather. Jimmy grandpa john. Everybody treats you really nice. So fun to be part of that whole family. It seemed like they should give you 5 of marvel or something. Or 2 of disney. Im going to have you negotiate for me next time. Jimmy i will be happy to use my magic coin to hypnotize they will. You went to the school that the school peter parker went to was based on. Right. The Bronx High School of science. A Great High School in new york. You had to take a test to go there. Smart kids from all over the city and it is pretty close to what they, how they depicted it. I think there they called at this time Midtown School of science but i know tom went to bronx science to do research. Jimmy did you live in the bronx . I lived in queens like spiderman. It was a bit of a geek school. At the time wasnt as cool to be a geek and i was in the geek school. I would play dungeons and dragons. Even the geeks considered you a geek. I delved into that myself. You dabbled. Jimmy i didnt have a character but i liked the draw. The guys would make me come and sit there and draw all their characters for them. What was your character . I had a hobbit, a halfling. I just heard a sound of a million televisions turning the channel. Women saying, good night, honey, ill going to bed. Jimmy dungeons and dragons, so crazy. You sit there just rolling dice. It was really good preparation. That and it gave me a lot of time to think about what it would be like the date eventually. It did help me, when you build worlds for making a super hero movie or dealing with cgi and even film making, between that and the experience i got from being in chicago jimmy you really feel like that gave you a baseline . It did. Youre putting on a show. Youre setting something up or improvising as different characters in the game. Or youre on stage and taking suggestions and trying to make a scene come together. You learn zpimitiming. Now were doing lion king. Were literally in vr making this movie. Theres no audience, no people around. Not even a crew. You have to work on your instincts. Jimmy how did you go from rolling dice with other nerds in the dungeon to on stage in chicago doing improv . I went cross country. It was after i had even been to college. And i went cross country. I stopped in chicago. And they have a theater snooflt improv olympic. I stopped there. And i watched the show. Tim prof w the improv was so funny that i thought it was all planned. They interviewed me. They acted out my nightmare based on the interview i gave. Chris farley was part of the company and he played me. So the first time i saw it, these people are good. Are they all that funny . Jimmy what was the dream, do you remember . It was all funny things. And farley, his plumber smile came out at some point. He knew how to get he laughs. He filled up the room. He had such a presence. And then later, i was washing dishes at second city and really got to watch him develop. And that way, mike myers was there. Just a great group of people. 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Guys, i know being a firsttime homeowner is scary, but you dont have to do this. Man 2 what if a tree falls on our garage . Woman what if a tornado rips off our roof . Flo youre covered. And youve bundled your home and auto insurance, so youre saving a ton. Come on. You dont want to start your new life in a dirty old truck. Man 3 hey. Man 1 whoa, whoa. Flo sorry. Woman oh. Flo youre safe. Youre safe now. Woman i think im gonna pass out. Can you stop using the bullhorn . Flo i dont make the rules. Ill decide if its no big deal. Im watching you jimmy jon favreau spiderman homecoming its in theaters now. Your family is happy hogan, involved in the avengers of infinitiy war movies. I dont know if ill at liberty to say but i will be going to atlanta during the filming of avengers. So i dont know. Jimmy a little point to you going there if youre not in the movie. You make an interesting point. But both of our Parent Companies is disney so i dont want to get anybody in trouble. Jimmy you made some great movies. Starting with swingers right at the beginning. And then elf and iron man and jungle book. The first time i was here, elf was [ cheers and applause ] in front of that stage, this is my 13th time on your show. Do you know that . Jimmy i should have given you something. I should have given you a punch card and we could give you a sandwich. A free yogurt. Jimmy i think what has impressed me even more is this beautiful bread that youre baking in your hole. You baked this yourself. This is something i was doing. And then i realized if you eat it, you get fatter. Jimmy i thought if you baked it at home, thats not the case. Look at that. You can look it up online if youre interested. Like you, i share this fixation with cooking and chef culture. And so i love to me, theres nothing more relaxing, trying to figure out how to cook something delicious gas as the great chefs do. Jimmy were talking about cgi and the attention on detail that you give these movies. But theres really nothing there when youre doing cgi. When youre cooking, you can actually ito over like you cant teeth lion in the lion king. Jimmy that would be tough. Were working on it. I guess thats the next thing. We can cgi things on the table that we can devour. First of all, gragss on the bread. Im going to start with that. You know why i love that sort of thing. Congratulations on spiderman. Jon favreau spiderman homecoming its in theaters now. Well be right back with Tiffany Haddish. [ radio voice ] dressed for success. [ grunting ] [ radio voice ] creative in the kitchen. [ grunting ] [ radio voice ] willing to multitask. [ melancholy music playing ] [ radio voice ] all while maintaining a personal touch. [ grunting ] i think i love you. Thats too bad. Atomic blonde. [ dingrated r. Stock up on what your kids need now and take an extra 15 off. Girls tops and bottoms only 6. 80 boys tees are 10. 19 and kids sneakers are just 21. 24 game on. Kohls. 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People are saying youve stolen the movie. I do not steal. I am not a thief. Jimmy in a positive way, girls trip is getting positive reviews. A lot of people including Jada Pinkett Smith are talking about this grapefruiting thing which im not sure what it is. It is a real thing, yes . Yes. It is a real thing. It is a fruit. It is delicious. Jimmy i know what grapefruit is. It is high in vitamin c and it is a fat burner. If you apply to it certain body parts, it can be fun. Jimmy it seems like i would burn though, doesnt it . If you got an std maybe. Jimmy ill keep that in mind. A good way to check. If you dont have time to go to the clinic, ayou have a good wa to check. God provides with fruits and vegetables. God has something to do with grapefruit. Jimmy we wont go into the details. People will have to see the movie. Did you, all these women on this movie. And it is an, a hard r rated movie as ive been told repeatedly. I think it is educational. Jimmy was will smith allowed to come to the set . Let me tell you, will came to the set. That was after i took them on a swamp tour. Jimmy what . So what happened was, jada had invited me to dinner with her and will smith. This is it. Im about to make it. Jimmy that is pretty big. And i wore my best dress from china. For dinner. And they asked me, jada said what are you doing tomorrow . I said i got me a groupon to go to the swamp tour. She said who are you going with . Are you going by yourself . I said yeah. I dont have any friends in new orleans. She said maybe well go with you. So the next day i smoke a whole bunch of weed because [ cheers and applause ] because the doctor told me to. The doctor told me to. And also because i thought it would be super cool to be on the swamp and be high and the alligators would be talking to me and the birds would be singing and the raccoons would wave. Like im in a disney movie. With jon favreau. So im high as a kite. I get a phone call and its jada. I didnt think she would really call me. She said are you still going . I said yeah. Im going to leave in about an hour. She was like, will and i are going with you. What . I said okay, since you all got dinner last night, ill get you groupons. Dont worry. [ laughter ] jimmy that seems fair. Thats fair. So she says, meet us at our hotel. I eat a lot of bread and do i some jumping jacks to try to sober up. And then im jumping my 20 a day rent. And i drive over to the hotel. Im starting to handled the keys over. Im thinking im getting in with them and feel all president ial. Feeling like black money. All of a sudden, will comes running out of the hotel, jumps in the back seat of my little 20 a day rental. He said its been years since ive been in a regular car. And then jada gets this, oh, it doesnt have tinted windows. I dont know if i feel safe. Really . Youre from baltimore [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] so then the next day, so will tells me go, go, go. I started driving. Im leaning back driving, in my mind. But jada the next day said i was on the Steering Wheel like this. And i said of course i was, all i could think to myself is, tiffany, you need to be as careful as possible. You dont want to be the one on tmz that killed the fresh prince of bel air. Jimmy definitely not. Thats 230 in the back seat. Be careful. Jimmy wow so we pulled up to the swamp tour. Jimmy i almost forgot about the swamp tour. Thats right. Theres a swamp tour. Yeah. So we pull up. A lot of white people. A lot. Jimmy theyre the worst. No. Theyre the best. You know im white paper. Jimmy so you pull up and theres white people in the swamp. A lot of white people in the swamp. A vacation swamp tour. Why are there so many . I said they probably all have groupons. And she said tiffany, what [ bleep ] is a groupon . Jimmy oh, wow she didnt know. And i said what do you think a groupon is . I thought it meant that you had a bus that you could take a lot of people on. I was like, jada, i got a 20 a day rental. Why would i have my own boat . I have a discount toikt get on the swamp. Were about to have 66 worth of fun, girl. Jimmy so did she did she go . So she was complaining. I dont want to. This is going to be crazy. I said you and me. Im from South Central los angeles. Nobody is going to mess with us. Were going to get on this swamp. Were going to have a good time and were going to see alligators today. And she was like, okay, okay. Why would you invite me on the swamp tour . So we go in the boat ske the boat is full of people. I walk on first. Everybody started clapping is that cheering. Im like, thank you, thank you, yes kflt i brought them. No. Not you. Will, jada and theyre all cheering and stuff. And then will sits down and this really drunk guy sits down. What part of philadelphia are you go from . Born and raised. Can i get a picture . And the girl jumped up, can i get a picture . Will stands up and says this isnt the will smith tour. This is cageun swamp tour. Lets see what we can see and learn what we can learn. At the end maybe well take some pictures at the end if were in the mood. Is that all right . Yeah, yeah and i was like this is messed up. They just shut up for him because he has money . Were here on a groupon. Jimmy so then they did so we did as they told us. We learned all the stuff. Wills lieans over to me. He sits like the because this is how rich men sit. Hey, tiffany, ill going to have to get me one of these. One of these boats . No, no, a swamp. I was like, youre going to buy a whole ecosystem . Jimmy that is an unbelievably great story. What a day they liked it, i guess. They loved it. They said it had been so long since theyd been with regular people. They were happy that i brought they will along. Jimmy what a gift you gave them. Then we went to a dinner at the ritzcarlton and i drove them home. Tiffany haddish girls trip opens friday. And we shall return with music from the revivalists. Before we hit the beach, ive gotta hit the loo. We cant stay here why . Terrible toilet paper ill never get clean way ahead of you, big daddy. Aww. Charmin ultra strong. Its washclothlike texture helps clean better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Beautiful view. Thanks to charmin. And you, honeybear. Awwwww. We all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin . Jimmy i want to thank jon favreau, Tiffany Haddish and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, this is their album called men amongst mountains here with the song wish i knew you the revivalists you shine like a star you know who you are youre everything beautiful shes hot hot like the sun the loneliest one still everything beautiful well ill be god damned youre standing at my door we stayed up in the city until the stars lost the war so friday night holy ghost take me to your level show me the one i need the most i need the most i wish i knew you when i was young we couldve got so high now were here its been so long two strangers in the bright lights oh i hope you dont mind we can share my mood yeah two strangers in the bright lights i wish i knew you i wish i knew you oh i wish i knew you when i was young truth its all that you need you bury that seed its everything beautiful that sound comes from the underground its all inside you now its everything beautiful but what you what you what you what you running from they got they got they got you on the run so friday night holy ghost take me to your level show me the one i need the most i need the most i wish i knew you when i was young we couldve got so high now were here its been so long two strangers in the bright lights oh and i hope you dont mind we can share my mood yeah two strangers in the bright lights i wish i knew you i wish i knew you oh i wish i knew you when i was young maybe we can share this is nightline. 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