And special thanks to those who were with us in primetime for our nba special earlier tonight. Tonight the basketball season either ended or will continue on thursday. I dont know. I wish i did know. But im not psychic. You know, i asked them to schedule the game earlier for my convenience, and they said no. [ laughter ] the game is happening now. From oakland, game 5 of the nba finals. The Golden State Warriors against the cleveland cavaliers. It was a mustwin game for cleveland and lebron james. There was an unusual prologue to this one. You know what a prologue is . [ audience responds ] bull [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] sorry, but anyway. [ laughter ] the hotel where the warriors practice right now is also hosting the annual business summit for the National Cannabis industry. Which would explain why steph curry ate his mouth guard. [ laughter ] but at one point the smell of marijuana was so strong in the hotel a representative from the cannabis industry had to go down to the gym and be like guys, i know youre up 31, but were trying to get work done up there. [ laughter ] as you know, the warriors and the cavaliers have faced off three straight years now. And the rivalry between the teams gets more heated every time. Draymond green of the warriors almost got thrown out of the game on friday night because of some confusion at the scorers table. And when asked about it draymond took the opportunity to fire a shot not at the officials but at the city of cleveland. Did you notice that the scorers table didnt announce that that tech was they said the second tech was on you then. They didnt i dont really pay that much attention. I dont pay much attention to anybody in cleveland, honestly. Dont seem to be the sharpest people around. Jimmy well, i guess he wont be vacationing in Moreland Hills this summer. [ laughter ] but the real reason i played that is i dont know if its just me, but does do you agree, does Draymond Green look like a Young Jerry Seinfeld . [ Jerry Seinfelds voice ] i mean, i watch these infomercials late at night. If it gets late enough, the products start to look good to me. I have actually found myself sitting there thinking, you know, i dont think i have a knife that can cut through a shoe. [ laughter ] jimmy get him a sitcom too. Everybody loved draymond would be [ cheers and applause ] we have a future nba player with us tonight. Lonzo ball is here, and he brought his dad, lavar ball. Lonzo is from ucla. Hes expected to be one of the top two picks in the nba draft. But his dad is the one who keeps making news. His dad said i think he said he wants a 3 billion shoe deal for his son and he claims that in his prime when he was playing he could have beat Michael Jordan one on one. You think he meant at basketball . [ laughter ] because anyway, theres a good chance lonzo could play for the lakers. Assuming his interview with me goes well tonight. So a lot rests on this. Also with us tonight the great diane keaton is here. And music from phoenix, too. [ cheers and applause ] hey, by the way, with the nba and nhl seasons wrapping up, baseball is all we have left. And this is from the metsbraves over the weekend. They do something in atlanta i love. Its called beat the freeze. The way it works is a fan has a foot race with this character called the freeze. I dont know why they do it, but stay with this one till the end because it has a major league finish. Its called beat the freeze. They give the contestant a head start. Then watch this guy in the freeze suit. This is the greatest thing ive ever seen. Watch this. The guy had a head start. Look at this guy go. This guy is beautiful. [ applause ] jimmy stay down. It doesnt get better. Teams should humiliate their fans more often. I like that. [ laughter ] meanwhile, yesterday was moving day at the white house. Almost five months after donald trump moved in, melania and barron have arrived. Just what the white house needs. Two more terrified white people. [ laughter ] this was the scene at Andrews Air Force base yesterday, where after yet another weekend of golf at a trump resort the president picked up his family. They arrived together. Trump, melania, and barron. All appears well. And you know, you have to remember, this is a stressful thing. I mean, no one is ever prepared to move into the white house for the first time. [ laughter ] and melania, i guess she just decided to make a break for it. She got halfway to Neiman Marcus before they [ laughter ] [ applause ] secret service rounded her up. So then they put her in the president ial helicopter, and they landed at the white house. And you can see how excited they all are. The only person in this picture who looks happy is the pilot. [ laughter ] barrons got a shirt that says the expert. Which i think means hes being given a cabinet position. [ laughter ] this is so exciting. For the First Time Ever two 11yearold boys will be living in the white house. [ laughter ] maybe well get to see barron out on the white house lawn having a catch with sean spicer while his dads inside throwing Fried Chicken legs at jake tapper on tv. [ laughter ] melanias parents are also moving to d. C. This is her dad, victor knauss. You can see she has a type. [ laughter ] [ applause ] when they got married, her dad didnt lose a daughter. He gained a twin. [ laughter ] by the way, if you look closely, you can see hes carrying a copy of trump magazine. Which isnt even in print anymore. Its been out of print for years. But i guess i dont know. When you have your subscription sent to slovenia it takes a while. [ laughter ] so just when you thought donald trump couldnt be more miserable, his inlaws are moving to town. Forever. [ laughter ] Forbes Magazine today released their annual list of the highest paid entertainers. Donald trump is not on that one, but the highest paid entertainer is drum roll. Our next president , Sean Diddy Combs was the highest paid [ laughter ] [ applause ] an astonishing 130 million last year. He was number one. Beyonce was number two. Which makes sense. Vodka is more expensive than lemonade. [ laughter ] beyonce is worth 350 million. All of destinys other children are hoping she adopts them at this point. Lebron james was tenth on the list with 86 million. Basically, the game tonight was him picking up a little side work. And not only did forbes release their list of highestpaid entertainers, they released their list of lowestpaid entertainers too. And topping that list for the eighth straight year, thats right, hollywood boulevard spiderman. [ applause ] so now we go from our highest our highest entertainer, snoop dogg. We teamed up with our friend snoop for what has become one of the most beloved Nature Programs on this or any planet, and with that said its time for a special all reptile edition of plizzanet earth. What up, though . This is big snoop dogg. Lets watch some more animals. Oh, there we go. Little cute little lizard. What the hell is going on . Hes being watched. Snakes are straightass. You can tell the way theyre looking at him. They plotting right now. See how they got their necks up . That means theyre coming to get him. The lizard dont see whats happening. But one thing about a lizard, i think of geico. If he had geico, he have a 15 chance of making it up out of here. He peeped game right now. Hes seen it. You watch oh, get out of there, man go did you see the feet on him . Oh, they coming from everywhere. This is crazy. Oh, thats [ bleep ] up. We have just entered into snakeville, usa. There are snakes coming from all angles. As he dips and dashes. He makes a getaway, jumps into the arms of a big snake. The twist is on. But they twisting theirself. Find it, find the loophole. Gone. [ applause ] then youve got to find your way to the top of the mountain. Now nephew. Hes jumping. Hes very well trained in escape tactics, as you can see. Oh, [ bleep ]. Good move. I like that. I like that. Oh, jump. Jump. Run [ bleep ] run there you go. Get a hold of it. See, snakes cant do all that because they aint got hands and they aint got feet. Damn. Yeah, cuz, im up on the top of the mountain with you. Remind me of my homeboys when they running from the police. Plain getaway, baby. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop dogg. We have to take a break, but when we come back, everything you need to know about our fathers day youtube challenge. Stick around. Well be right back. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by American Express open. Purchase. Lets do this. Got it. 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Ahahaaa yeaaa this is worth every penny this is so my color readwinner gets the cheetos its go time. Lights out. Ok, not funny you guys. This is not how we play hide and seek. Thats what you think pops. [from the bathroom] alright, very funny, let me out. And the student has surpassed the master. Its time that we bring addicand into the light. Kness to everyone struggling in silence addicts, family, friends you are not alone. Its time we lift each other up, reach out, say something. Addiction is a disease. Dont suffer. Dont wait. Help is within reach. Call 844 reach nj or go to reachnj. Gov the road to recovery starts now. [ cheers and applause ] oh, and welcome back to the show. Diane keaton, lonzo and lavar ball. And music from phoenix. I want to mention, yesterday i had a fun parenting experience. My daughter jane, whos 2 years old, shell turn 3 next month, is in a ballet class. Every week she goes to this class. Shes supposed to be learning really what she does is she makes funny faces at herself in the mirror while the other girls are dancing. But she wears a tutu. So we sent her which by the way, the only reason parents sign their kids up for ballet has nothing to do with dancing. Its for the tutu. Its to take pictures with the tutu. The tutu is to ballet what bacon is to a blt. [ laughter ] nobodys interested in the lettuce and tomato. But anyway, shed been going to this class for about six months, which eventually of course leads to a recital. So we get the news. We get an email about the recital, which is set for yesterday, sunday. And in my family everyone goes to everything. So my parents come, my inlaws come. My niece and nephew come. Everyone. In fact, the only reason the extended family didnt come is because my goddaughter frankie had another recital at the same exact time down in redondo beach. Now, ours, this one, was in a mysterious part of the San Fernando Valley that im pretty sure only exists to sell used auto parts. If your car gets stolen, this is where they chop it up. [ laughter ] so we get there. And we have the baby with us because theres nobody to leave him with because everybody is at a recital in our family. We buy the tickets. We get the program, which i immediately look through it to see when what order janes performance is. Naturally she is third to last. [ laughter ] great. So we settle in. And now were sitting there with jane watching the other kids dance and jane turns to her mother and says, im not going up there. Im not going to dance. And my wife said, oh, dont you want to dance with miss kelly . Youre wearing your pretty tutu. All the other girls are here. Dont you want to dance . And im like, you are dancing. [ laughter ] your grandmother drove an hour and a half to be here. We could have been at the beach all weekend. Instead i dont know where we are. But you better dance. [ laughter ] and she turns to me and she goes, i am not going to dance. [ laughter ] and then i knew we were going to sit there through 35 other dance groups and when it came time for janes class to dance she would not be dancing with them. And sure enough, we sat there for an hour, they did the big intro of her class, the other girls got on stage, all very cute, and there was jane on the righthand side of your screen. Just as promised, she did not dance. [ laughter ] and then we all got in the car and drove home. [ laughter ] and by the way, when she came off stage they gave her a trophy. All the kids got a trophy. And the woman hands it to her and jane looks at her and shes like what is this for . [ laughter ] my wife goes, its for dancing. She goes, i didnt dance. [ laughter ] which was true. [ cheers and applause ] she got a participation trophy for not participating. This is why were falling behind the chinese, people. [ applause ] this is why. Meanwhile, someone in california won a lot more than a trophy over the weekend. A Powerball Ticket was sold for it was the tenth biggest lottery prize in u. S. History. The jackpot is 447. 8 million. The odds of winning were 1 in 292 million. Youd have a better chance at winning the lottery than winning this lottery. [ laughter ] meanwhile, this from a horse race in new south wales, australia where the winning horse also took home the award for most outstanding name. Now the big dreamer back to the fence and masking lucky scarlet and chastity strikes. The big dreamer on the inside. Super charged. Horsey mchorseface is coming. Horsey mchorseface and the big dreamer. Horsey. Horsey mchorseface. Jimmy thats great. Thats maybe the best one. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know how you how could you not bet on horsey mchorseface if you had the chance . [ laughter ] sunday in case you dont know is fathers day. I mentioned earlier on our primetime show we have a cherished tradition here at this show. We honor the dads of the world with a youtube challenge. We do this every year. And over the years weve been to we really subjected dads to all manner of nonsense. One year we had people serve their dads breakfast not in bed but in the shower. Happy fathers day. Ah joe jimmy kimmel made me do it. [ laughter ] jimmy another year we asked people to hop on pop. Ah [ laughter ] jimmy a hibernating bear. We even had people spray their dad with his favorite thing, a hose. Son of a [ applause ] jimmy that prank ended with prison time. This year were mixing it up. Your mission this year should you choose to accept it is to sneak up on your dad, get real close, and yell i love you, dad at the top of your voice. You can do this whenever or wherever you want. Just be safe about it. Dont maim, kill, or injury your father. Record yourself yelling you love him and then upload the video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i told my dad i love him, and then keep an eye out for a message from us. Well put our favorites on the show next week. Yell it like you mean it, okay . Now, go out there and make dad and me proud. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for tonight. We have music from a terrific band. Phoenix is here with us. Lonzo and lavar ball are here with us. And well be right back with diane keaton. [ cheers and applause ] ng on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah, its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permanent now you can ditch verizon but keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to tmobile. And now im sure its more than a stroke of luck yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . 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Common side effects include eye irritation, discomfort or blurred vision when applied to the eye, and unusual taste sensation. Dont touch container tip to your eye or any surface. Remove contacts before using xiidra and wait at least 15 minutes before reinserting. Chat with your eye doctor about xiidra. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight one of them is a top prospect in the nba draft. The other is his father slash hype man. Lonzo and lavar ball are with us. Lonzos 19 years old. Ive got to tell you, i remember when i was that age and i used to do talk shows with my dad. It was a special time. [ laughter ] and then all the way from france, their latest album is called ti amo, phoenix from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see phoenix live on thursday just up the street at the Hollywood Bowl here in l. A. I have seen them there and they are great, one of the best shows ive ever seen there. We have new shows for you all week next week. This week rather. With jamie foxx, andy samberg, jillian bell, and music from 2 chainz featuring trey songz and Ty Dolla Sign too. Please join us for all that. Or first guest tonight is such a wonderful person and talent woody allen flew to los angeles just to pay tribute to her this week. She is an oscar and golden globe winner who is honored with the afi life achievement award. A tribute to diane keaton, it premieres thursday night on tnt. Please welcome diane keaton. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome, diane. Im going to sit down, okay . Jimmy yeah, sit down. What the heck . You know, i have something i want to ask you a couple questions. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. I just want to ask you a few questions. This is very important for me. Jimmy youve written questions. I did. I did. Jimmy okay. Heres what i want to know. Jimmy okay. Is matt damon going to be on the show tonight . [ laughter ] jimmy i make a good effort to work him into the show. Is he going to come tonight, though . Jimmy he is backstage waiting. And if we have time for him i didnt see him. Jimmy oh, you didnt see him. Hes not in the same area with the real celebrities. [ laughter ] hes in a special containment cell, if you will. I see. The other thing i wanted to ask was when i walked in tonight i noticed there was a bar atmosphere. Jimmy yes, there is a bar atmosphere. Isnt that a little sleazy . [ laughter ] ive been on these shows before. Theres like a drinking going on. I feel a little better myself if i brought out jimmy did you steal alcohol . Oh, you have your own wine. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Do you mind if i have a little . Jimmy i dont mind at all, no. [ applause ] thats it. I feel better. This is my next question. Jimmy wow. Jimmy, dont interrupt me. Jimmy i wont. [ laughter ] so heres what happened jimmy must serve on ice. Really . Thats for me. You cant have it. Thats special for me because, you know. Jimmy okay. Okay. So listen, i asked you to speak. Do you remember . At my afi awards ceremony. And i called you myself but you didnt return my call. And it made me feel very bad inside my heart. Jimmy no, thats not true. Because i have a heart. And your representatives no, im serious. Jimmy no. This is not okay. Your representatives told me that you were doing a dog voiceover for of a basset hound. Jimmy oh, all right. [ laughter ] no, wait. But its for a very good cause. Purina dog food. [ laughter ] and you know, that hurt my feelings. Jimmy im sorry. It offended my heart. Like i told i, i have it it, and it hurt them. I have two hearts. Jimmy thats not true at all. Its true because i read it on your wikipedia. [ laughter ] jimmy that i did play a i checked him out. I know all about him. Then i also read that you did a voiceover for a robot chicken . Jimmy yeah. A show called robot chicken. What is that . Jimmy it was a show on adult swim i think. It was a very funny show. It was . Jimmy yeah. It wasnt an actual it wasnt like a chicken . Jimmy yeah. Its the name of a show. It was a long time ago. Ive been doing so many things since then. [ laughter ] oh, you have. I want to say one other thing. And then im not going to ask you any more questions. You look good. Jimmy thank you. Did you lose weight . [ laughter ] he does. He looks great, doesnt he . Jimmy you look great. You dont look good. You look fantastic. Im a woman. Jimmy may i ask you a question . Anything. Jimmy i am really dazzled by you in a number of ways. Hes lying. Jimmy no, im not lying. Yeah, youre lying because you lie. Jimmy you have no idea how much i watch your movies like a lunatic over and over and over again. I mean, really, like a crazy person. But when i look at you and youre so well put together and this like outfit that you put on. I mean, when im not a guy hands me clothes and he tells me what to wear. When im left to my own devices i dont know what to do. I have no idea what to wear. And im not joking at all. And your houses. Ive seen the photographs in the magazines. I read that book that you put out. Yeah. Jimmy you have so much style. Is that something that youve always you were born with or is it something that someone taught you or both of those things . I think for me ive always been interested visually. When i was a kid my dad was an engineer. He was a civil engineer. So we used to go to the you know, the open houses, the model homes in orange county. And i remember seeing them, they were like these incredible like cliff may houses. You know, the california houses. I just remember like how magical it all looked to me. So yeah, i was always interested in visual things. Like today, tonight, noticing how great you look. Jimmy oh. Well, thank you. Really. I like the suit hes got on. And he looks i like that beard too. Jimmy that i grew on my own. I did do that on my own. I swear, that was all me. [ laughter ] i even trimmed it myself. You look great. Its no joke. Is that because of success or something . [ laughter ] jimmy no. Because you are. Youre very successful. Jimmy thank you. You mentioned the chicken and everything. [ applause ] lets turn the spotlight on you for a moment. You just received what i think is a great honor, right . Yes, it was. Jimmy you had all these people who worked with you, who are your friends, who are close to you. Theyve worked with me, yeah. Jimmy not all of them are your friends. No. Because i mean some are important. Like meryl streep. Thats an important person. Jimmy shes important. But is she not your friend, meryl . I love her. But i dont know i mean, i dont see her very often. She doesnt call. Jimmy okay. All right. [ laughter ] but i love her. Jimmy who else are your friends . Ill tell you who else were there. Just so you know. Jimmy yeah, tell us who was there. Im going to tell you now. Well, certainly there was that woman, sarah silverman. Jimmy i know her. You do . Jimmy i do, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] she was funny. Jimmy she was funny. Okay, good. Also i liked her. I thought she was very funny and very attractive. Shes a woman, by the way. Jimmy i know that. I know that quite well, yes. [ laughter ] oh, you do . Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy i guess you didnt go too deep in that wikipedia. [ laughter ] you got to the you skipped the personal life part of it. Yeah, i kind of did. Oh, dear. Youll forgive me, though. Jimmy of course i will. Ill move on now with me. Reese witherspoon was there. That was a nice thing. Jimmy not a friend . Well, you know, reese i met reese when she was 14 and i directed her in a tv movie. Yeah, i did. Jimmy wow. She was just 14. A kid. Jimmy did you know then she was going to be a star . Oh, yeah. No question. Greatlooking. Great talent. Jimmy and yet still not a friend. [ laughter ] no, not a friend. I dont have many friends. Jimmy i love this show. This could be a show called not a friend. Where we just go through celebrities that youre not friends with. [ applause ] were going to take a break. Well come back with more of diane keaton and her nonfriends after this. [ cheers and applause ]. And thats how a pelican took my wallet. Oh no, ive got this. Ill use masterpass. The simple secure way to pay no matter where your wallet. May be. Oh, i didnt even tell you about the monkey bringing home an amazing story priceless. Dont just buy it. Masterpass it. The ford summer sales event is on. Its gonna work, i promise you, we can figure this out. Babe. Little help. Hold on, mom. No, wifi. Wifi. Its not a question, its a thing. Take on summer right with ford, americas bestselling brand. Now with summers hottest offer. Get zero percent for seventytwo months plus an additional thousand on top of your tradein. 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Unfortunately. I wanted more men to come. Jimmy you specifically asked for more men. Well, i did ask for you. And that happened with a lot of men. But some men came. And that was nice. [ laughter ] i enjoyed that. Jimmy some of the men are your former paramours. Yes . Some a long time ago. Because now im a single woman. Jimmy yes. But at one time but i was never married. Nobody ever asked me to marry them. Jimmy no one has ever asked you to marry them . I dont know why. Jimmy really . If i wasnt already married or if i was a fundamentalist mormon i would ask you right now. [ laughter ] if one of those two things were true. But would you really . Im older than you are. Jimmy yes, i would. You like older women. Jimmy no. Just you specifically. [ cheers and applause ] well, what should we do . I mean, im available. Jimmy im going to let you finish this bottle of wine and see where it takes us. [ cheers and applause ] woody allen is your yeah, woody allen was there. Jimmy al pacino, warren beatty. Warren. Jimmy isnt it a lovely thing now that you now have a relationship with them that is such they can come speak with you in public and its loving and its not in court . [ laughter ] i wondered where you were going. Jimmy me too. Thats a good one. Yeah. I mean, of course i never do see them ever. Jimmy you dont. In the real life. Jimmy because youre out here yeah. I dont really have any friends. Jimmy you dont have any friends. Not one. Jimmy we went through the list. What about martin short . Is he your friend . I do like the martin short. Jimmy okay. Steve martin, is he your friend . Oh, yeah. Theyre all actually friends. They were so wonderful. Jimmy they spoke at your event. And so was everybody jimmy were you shocked to see woody there . Because he famously does not come to l. A. Very much. Oh, no. I was totally thrilled. Yeah, i was totally shocked. Jimmy that was a surprise to you for real . Well, not really. Jimmy not really. [ laughter ] i begged him. Jimmy you did . Yeah. I called many times. Jimmy you wanted him to be there . Oh, i did want jimmy he roasted you i heard. He gave me everything. Jimmy and vice versa. I dont know about vice versa. Jimmy you played a very Important Role in many of his best films. Wouldnt you agree . [ cheers and applause ] of course. You know, i usually have it with ice. But tonight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we can get you some ice. You keep drinking like that guillermos going to propose to you. I see him eyeing you over there. [ laughter ] are you going to get in trouble for drinking jimmy yes. Is this against the law . Jimmy youll probably be arrested. Yes, it is against the law. No, you can smoke pot in california now. Its just wine. But here at the show. Jimmy we have no rules here. Its a sleazy place. You heard that when you walked in. Well, its so great to have you here. I would like you to come back every night. No, dont go yet. The afi Lifetime Achievement award for diane keaton premieres thursday on tnt. Well be right back with lonzo and lavar ball [ cheers and applause ] vo you can pass down a subaru forester. dad shes all yours. vo but you get to keep the memories. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Going on a targetrun out oneed anything . Watermelon water please and soda grandpa got it get everyday low prices on everyday essentials, targetrun and done. Subway® footlong sub of the day, for just 6 dollars. A different delicious sub every day of the week for only 6 bucks. Take a bite outta that its here its here its here ahhhhhhh boom open it should i open it . Ahahaaa yeaaa this is worth every penny this is so my color we, the device loving people want more than just unlimited data. We want unlimited entertainment. So we can stream unlimited action. Watch unlimited robots. Watch unlimited romance. If you are into that. But we also want more like. Unlimited hbo. Can i stop dying now mark . No cant do mi amigo. Its unlimited. Besides you are really good at it james. Dont settle for any unlimited data plan. Only the at t unlimited plus plan comes with hbo included at no extra charge. How yothats why new downy sprotect and refresh. Conditions fibers to lock out odors. So clothing odors dont do the talking for you. Lock out odors with new downy protect and refresh. Jimmy still to come, music from phoenix. Our next guests have made it very clear they intend to establish a Family Dynasty in the nba, which makes sense. Their last name is ball. Please welcome lonzo and lavar ball. [ cheers and applause ] i cant help but feel first of all, welcome. But i feel like im the principal and youre in trouble. [ laughter ] well, how are you guys doing . Look at this. You already have ties and sweatshirts and the hat. Are there any other products on your body . Oh, the shoes. You have the shoes. The controversial shoes that everyone is so angry about, right . Yes . Thats what they they angry about it. They dont have to be angry. Jimmy i know. Nobody needs to be angry. No, no, no. Jimmy people dont have to buy these things you dont have to buy them if you dont want them. Only buy them if you want them. Jimmy exactly. You guys are most people who follow basketball know that you are an unbelievably great player. You played at ucla. You are potentially the number two were not shooting for number one at all . We only want to play for the lakers . Is that the thing thats going on right now . Thats kind of where were trying to head to. Jimmy youre trying to go to the lakers. It feels like a good fit for you. Is that because the team is here in l. A. Or is it just because its a good fit for you . Or is it the lakers mystique that you love . All of it. But the main thing is just being home. I like being home. Hometown kid. And theyre right here in l. A. Where im from. Jimmy no interest in the clippers . They dont really have a chance. So no. [ laughter ] jimmy you guys are going to be in so much trouble by the end of this interview. [ laughter ] we dont get in trouble. We all right. We go our own way. Jimmy my son i have two sons. One of them is not going to be a basketball player even though hes a big kid. Hes already 23 years old. I have a 2monthold baby. How do i train him to make him a superstar athlete like you have done with your son and your other two sons as well . I hate to tell you, but its going to cost you. Youve got to bring him to me for the first six months. Then i give them back to you and hell be easy to train. Jimmy how do you train a twomonthold child to become only one trainer can do that, and thats me. Jimmy well, let me ask you this. In addition to basketball training do you do potty training . Because that would help. [ laughter ] of course. Thats included. Thats what it starts with. [ laughter ] thats what it starts with. The training. Heres the key. Dont let them wake you up. You wake them up. Jimmy oh. Did you ever wake your father up . I dont remember. Jimmy you dont remember. Do you get annoyed having your dad around in these situations . I cant even imagine having my dad with me on a show or Something Like that. No, i love him. Hes always been there for me. Jimmy blink three times if you feel like you want him to go away. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well, i have to say, i know a lot of people get mad but i think its all funny. I think its fun. I dont know. Youre like stirring everybody up. Everybodys getting so mad at you guys. Heres the thing. Weve got a close relationship. Jimmy obviously. I know what hes about. He knows what im about. Jimmy what is he about . Yes. Just wants the best for his kids. Jimmy he wants the best for his kids. And thats great. [ applause ] you have two other brothers. Whos the best whos going to be in your opinion the best player of the three of you when all is said and done . Each one of them think theyre going to be the best. Ill break it down to you. Right now lonzos the best. Gelo has the potential to be the best because his bodys so big and strong. Melos going to be the best because he gets the most experience. Jimmy i see. Interesting. Do you feel a rivalry, a genuine sibling rivalry to be the best one in your family . Oh, yeah. Im going to be the best. Jimmy youre going to be the best. By far. I dont think its close. [ applause ] jimmy a lot of people we were talking about the shoes i have the shoes. Uhoh. Give them a drum roll when you bring these shoes out. There you go. Jimmy before i bring out the shoes you dont just bring no ball shoe out, just bring it out. Jimmy people are upset because theyre 495, right . Right. Jimmy but what those people dont know is they come in this lucite case. Give me some music or something. Jimmy this case comes with them . Comes with them. Jimmy so really its like you can not only use them for the shoes but if you had a very talented hamster or something that likes to do little shows or something you could use that for this. [ laughter ] i dont know about that. Youve got to tie them shoes down because once you open it they fly. Jimmy you know, im not going to open it because i dont want to lose them. Thats what im telling you. Theyre monsters. Theyre ready to come out. Jimmy in your prime you said you could beat Michael Jordan one on one. Yes. Jimmy is that just no, you know its real too. Hes too small. Hes too little. If you weighing 210 pounds, were playing one on one, you know im undefeated one on one. I dont ever lose one on one. Jimmy did you ever play Michael Jordan . If he played me, he would cry. Jimmy has there been any talk of you playing him now . Whod want to watch two 50yearolds play now . Jimmy id want to watch it. [ applause ] would you want to watch it . I think it would be fun to watch. Jimmy of course youd want to watch. But you beat Michael Jordan. Im not talking about in his prime. Im talking about now. Right now . Yes. Jimmy you could beat Michael Jordan right now. Yeah. Jimmy your father doesnt think so. I dont think so. Im looking at him saying you cant be jimmy i dont know. I think hell beat anybody 50 years old. Jimmy im almost 50. Theres no way you would beat me. No way. Just wouldnt happen. This is your show. So i wont talk back. Jimmy i have a different game, though. I play a game called imaginary basketball where theres no actual ball. We just go like this. And i make it every time. You wont miss. Jimmy oh, yeah. Its really unbelievable. Unwhat . Jimmy unbelievable i said. Emphasis on the ball. Jimmy oh, on the ballievable. Can i give you a little advice . David hasselhoff gets in a situation like that where everything became dont hassle the hoff and this is hofful. And this is whatever. You dont want your name to become one of those things like that. No, mine is like that. I said ball at the end. Unbelieveaball. Jimmy it is unbelievaball you started your own shoe company instead of taking an enormous check from one of the other shoe companies. Will you do this with a sports drink . Will there be a ball juice in our future . [ laughter ] yes. [ applause ] theres got to be. Get your ball juice and get your ball off. Jimmy i hope we can work on this together. I hope its not just the family included in this empire. Because listen, i need help over here. Were going to build this ball empire. Jimmy you know what . I hope it goes as perfectly as you want it to. I hope it goes as perfectly as you want it to. I hope you wind up a Los Angeles Laker and you get to play here. [ applause ] lavar and lonzo ball. Watch the nba draft on june 22nd on espn. And Big Baller Brand shoes are available for preorder now. Well be right back with phoenix [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to diane keaton. Thanks to lonzo and lavar ball. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, this is their album. Its called ti amo. Here with the title track, phoenix [ cheers and applause ] i dont like it as it is a disaster scenario so dont look at what you did this melted gelato love you ti amo je taime te quiero its not love but wait ill be standing by the jukebox champagne or procecco i was playing classics by the Buzzcocks Battiato and lucio love you ti amo je taime te quiero dont tell me, dont tell me no dont tell me, dont tell me no i said ti amo till we get along dont tell me, dont tell me dont tell me, dont tell me dont tell me, dont tell me no ill say ti amo till we get along you dont mind it as it is bonanza che bello well show you how to win my festival di san remo love you ti amo je taime te quiero its not over yet now im looking like the bad cop sunbathing in rio sophisticated soft rock love you ti amo je taime te quiero dont tell me, dont tell me dont tell me, dont tell me dont tell me, dont tell me no ill say ti amo till we get along dont tell me, dont tell me no dont tell me, dont tell me no dont tell me, dont tell me no i say ti amo till we get along [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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