Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight jada Pinkett Smith. From baywatch, jon bass. This week in unnecessary censorship. And music from lil yachty. And now, if you didnt know, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice. Welcome. Hi there, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming to see us. Very kind. Me ask, a quick poll of the audience. How many of you in our studio are here on vacation right now . [ cheers and applause ] i feel like ive been on vacation this week too. Ive been paying such close attention to the travels of donald trump, its almost like he took me on the trip with him. [ laughter ] he had another eventful episode of the celebrity president travel edition today. Donald trump was in brussels for the nato summit. This morning he met with the newly elected president of france, emmanuel macron, for what he had what might turn out to be his most controversial handshake yet this morning. We have a lot to discuss, including terrorism and other things. And congratulations, great job. Jimmy he shakes hands like sill advice store stallone in that movie about arm wrestling. Lets goe slow that down so we can really examine it, get into all the details. They lock hands for so long their knuckles actually turn white. [ laughter ] 6 million years of evolution, we still want to know which orangutan squeezes watch, trump tries to get tried to wiggle out of it. Macron held on. Which i think we just surrendered to france. [ laughter ] if obama ever got outshook by a frenchy Sean Hannitys wig would have popped off. Macron has a big age advantage, the youngest president in the history of france, hes 39 and his wife is 64. Theyre basically the opposite of donald and melania. [ laughter ] this is interesting, i was ined in this, i looked it up. He and his wife met when he was 15, she was 40. She was his drama teacher. She was directing his high school play. And oohlala, i guess. [ laughter ] so were not the only country with a colorful leader. Our leaders color just happens to be orange. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this nato summit was a chance for trump to hobnob with a number of World Leaders and flex his diplomatic muffles, sometimes literally, watch this. He kind of pushes his way past the Prime Minister of montenegro. Move it, montenegro. Like a kid cutting the line for the ice cream truck. President trump addressed his fellow leaders today, he scolded them for not paying their fair share to support nato. And had one particularly harsh word for those who commit acts of terrorism. All people who cherish life must unite in finding, exposing, and removing these killers and extremists. And yes, losers. They are losers. [ laughter ] jimmy thatll ea lchll lear. Hes fighting terrorists the same way he fought rosie odonnell. It doesnt work. [ cheers and applause ] back home in the United States in the state to state of montana, something extra nutty is going on. We may have found a politician who hates the media more than donald trump. Today theyre holding a special election in montana for a congressional seat. Last night the republican candidate, whos expected to win, Greg Gianforte, was charged with assault for allegedly attacking a reporter who tried to ask him about his position on health care. They didnt get it on video. They were rolling audio, this is real audio of what happened. Ill talk to you about that later. There may not be enough time [ sounds of a scuffle ] the last guy that came in here did the same thing, get the hell out of here get the hell out of here last guy did the same thing. You with the guardian . Yes, you just broke my glasses. You body slammed me and broke my glasses. Get the hell out of here. Jimmy like a flight on United Airlines or something. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, we dont forget, thats right. Gianforte was widely criticized. Three local papers retracted their endorsements of him. Speaker of the house paul ryan said he should apologize. The reporter, as unacceptable as the actions may have been, the reporter reacted to it by posting what might be the saddest tweet ever posted. He wrote, Greg Gianforte just body slammed me and broke my glasses. [ laughter ] the only way the tweet would found more pathetic is if it started with mommy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all hell is breaking loose all over. On a less aggressive side of the republican coin, dr. Ben carson is back. You know, its weird. Yesterday i spoke this is true, i was thinking about him, all his craziness. Wheres ben carson been lately . Then like magic, he popped up. Like beetlejuice, he suddenly was there. Ben carson is now secretary of housing and urban development. He even interviewed a sirius xm radio yesterday where he shared his own very interesting take on poverty. I think poverty to a large extent is also a state of mind. You take somebody who has the right mindset, you can take everything from them and put them on the street i guarantee you in a little while theyll be right back up there. You take somebody with the wrong mindset, you can gave them everything in the world and theyll work their way back down to the bottom. Jimmy im pretty sure thats exactly the plot from the movie trading places. Isnt it . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes got cable or what . He is the best. And i want to say thing, President Trump, for keeping this delightful character in our lives. [ laughter ] President Trump landed in sicily tonight for the g7 summit tomorrow. Hes now at the tail end of his first big journey overseas as president. Hell have visited five countries in nine days on this trip. Its been a very busy stretch of meetings and dinners and dancing with swords and speeches too. When trump gives these speeches, he reads from a script. Which is a good idea. And hes done that a lot on this trip. I notice it sounds a lot like a fourth grade book report. He speaks very slowly and simply. Not too bigly. He stays in the middle and uses vocabulary even a child could understand. And to highlight that, we asked some actual fourth graders to read parts of trumps actual speeches from this trip. [ cheers and applause ] to show how they stack up with the big kid in the oval office. My big trip, by donald trump. The middle east is rich with natural beauty, vibrant cultures, and massive amounts of historic treasures. The middle east is rich with natural beauty, vibrant cultures, and massive amounts of historic treasures. Saudi arabia is home to the holiest sites in one of the worlds great faiths. Saudi arabia is home to the holiest sites in one of the worlds great faiths. Each year, millions of muslims come from around the world to take part in the haj. In addition to ancient wonders this country is also home to modern ones. We must Work Together to build a future where the nations of the regions are at peace and all our children can grow and grow up strong. Jerusalem is a sacred city. Its beauty, splendor, and heritage are like no other place on earth. This is a land filled with beauty, wonder, and the spirit of god spirit of god. During my travels i have seen many hopeful signs that lead me to believe we can truly achieve a more peaceful future for this region and for people all faiths, all beliefs, and frankly all over the world. Thank you. I like you too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a good day. Thanks, kids. We are going to take a break. When we come back, today is a big day for star wars nerds. Ill tell you why. We will unveil the worst new fashion trend of the summer. 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And star wars is officially now the 40yearold virgin, so congratulations to everyone involved with that. [ cheers and applause ] i have something to show you, this is from kickstarter. You know what kickstarter is . People post their ideas, if you like the product, you can fund them. When they raise enough money, theyll send you whatever they made. Before i share this, this is not a joke. This isnt something we made up. This is a real mens fashion product invented by a group of guys who are hoping it will take america by storm. Its called a romphim. A romper for men. So thus the name romphim. Basically these are adultsized baby clothes. Its like the worst tinder profile pictures ever. Of all the awful things that have happened in 2017, this one is right up there. I have to say. But heres the most disturbing part. They were hoping to raise 10,000 to make these. Theyve raised 364,532 so far. For more than 3,100 people. Someone needs to start a kickstop tore cut this kind of thing off at the knees. [ cheers and applause ] which is actually what they did to those clothes. If you go to their kickstarter page, the first question on the frequently asked questions page is, i dont get it, who is this for . The answer if you click it is, anyone who wants to make a statement. [ laughter ] and that statement is, i am human vomit. [ laughter ] i should not be allowed to Wear Clothing of any kind on my body. And by the way, if the kickstarter the photos in the kickstarter page dont do it, for you, they made a video so you can see what kind of romping good times are ahead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a sad ending. [ cheers and applause ] i will say, one of those guys looked a little bit like you, guillermo. Guillermo sexy, yeah. Jimmy one more thing before we march on, its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censor hardship. You know youve come to this point because your parents and your families gave you a foundation of love and education. They encourage the you. They prayed for you. In most cases, they [ bleep ]ed a whole lot of [ bleep ]s to make this day possible. Im sad but this is the last time im going to see you. I dont know anybody who has [ bleep ]ed me more than you. All great leaders know the difference between patting somebody on the back or [ bleep ]ing them in the butt. I am excited for the first night. Im so ready to [ bleep ] these guys. I was a pleaser. I kind of remember wanting these celebrities to [ bleep ] me. Thanks so much, note to self, dont [ bleep ] the sea lions. Police just released new surveillance photos of the man they say [ bleep ]ed a rabbi in the middle of the day. Around the counter, on the counter. That is my time, ill take a [ bleep ] before making these. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, we have music from lil yachty. From baywatch jon bass. And well be right back with jada Pinkett Smith. [ cheers and applause ] this is the story of how q got curly. Quin was crazy about curls. Curly fries. Curly straws. Curly haired dogs. Even those cute curly tails on pigs. But to quins chagrin everything about her was so very straight. Which made the next twist so amazing. Did she expect to find a highend hair curler at a mindbendingly low price . Never. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. But the way we watch it is not. So, lets do something else. Like what . Like, watch tv wherever. Whats that supposed to mean . It means, anywhere. In a car . Yep. Oof. But not like that. Like this. Oooh, family boat trip yeah. And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. With top prizes of 100 thousand playingdollars . 0 club winning. On the spot. Yeah laughter play 100,000 club, the new scratchoff from the pennsylvania lottery. And you could win. On the spot keep on scratchin my friends know me so well. They can tell what im thinking, just by looking in my eyes. But what they didnt know was that i had dry, itchy eyes. I used artificial tears from the moment i woke up. To the moment i went to bed. So i finally decided to show my eyes some love,. Some eyelove. Eyelove means having a chat with your eye doctor about your dry eyes because if youre using artificial tears often and still have symptoms, it could be chronic dry eye. Its all about eyelove, my friends. Jimmy tonight from the new movie baywatch, jon bass is here. Then, his new album comes out tomorrow, its called teenage emotions, lil yachty from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you know, when i hear a name like lil yachty for the first time, it excites me, and i always wonder, will i be hearing this a lot . From now on . Like the first time i heard snoop dogggy dog i was like, who the hell that is . Or will it kind of go away . I thought about it a lot today and i think lil yachty is here to stay. So congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] to the whole yachty family. Eventually, hell have to drop the lil. Or donate it to charity or something. Thats whats in my head lately. Next week we have new shows at our regular time with keri russell, sarah silverman, and jimmy butler. And more. And the return of our nba game night specials in primetime with Robert Downey jr. , tom holland, iron man and spiderman. Will ferrell, not a superhero as far as i know. Owen wilson, jamie foxx, karl malone, snoop dogg, billy crystal. And we tip it off on thursday for game one with kevin hart. Please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guests tv show takes place in the city with the highest concentration of super villains in america. She plays crime lord fish mooney on gotham. Hello, oswald. Now see that there . Thats a look of respect. Or is it fear . Hiya, fish, how you been . Lets see. I was alive. Then i was dead. Then i was alive. Thens are looking up. Jimmy watch gotham monday nights on fox. Please welcome the fresh princess jada Pinkett Smith. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy you really do look great. So good to see you. Jimmy great to see you. You could go on the oscars dressed like that its unbelievable. I was coming to see you. Jimmy how are you doing . Im doing great. Jimmy you died and came back to life, thats a great compliment from the proufrs of the show, right . Absolutely. Jimmy that puts you in a category with jesus. Yes. Jimmy and only a handful of others. Absolutely. I love playing fish. When bruno came to me, we want to bring you back, i said, of course. Jimmy unlike the penguin, fish is not a fish. She doesnt dress as a fish. Yeah. No. Jimmy or eat underwater or anything like that. No. Jimmy what are her powers . You know, she did get thrown into some water and kind of come back and survive. And her powers are kind of eellike. Jimmy okay, all right. Thats a little fishy. Jimmy is an eel a fish . I think it is. Jimmy guillermo, find out if an eel is a fish and let me know. Guillermo okay. Im almost sure. Jimmy thats how i phone a friend. We have a threeday weekend coming up. Yes. Jimmy what does your family do . What does the smith family do on a threeday weekend . You know whats great about this threeday weekend . Jimmy what . Will is in cannes. Willows in japan. Jaden is in toronto. And i believe trey is going to be in miami. You know what that means . Im going to be alone. Jimmy oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] im going to be alone. Mamas going to be alone. Jimmy what will you do alone when you have the whole house to yourself . I was thinking about sleeping but i dont think im going to be doing that. I dont. Jimmy what, are you going to have a party . I might. Jimmy you might . I might have. Mamas going to be alone this weekend party. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you should. I should, i deserve it. Jimmy he found out already . Guillermo yeah, im fast. You are fast. Jimmy you dont have to bring it, we believe you. Guillermo no, its better for me to jimmy you cant read it, huh . Its a freshwater fish. Jimmy youre correct, wow. [ applause ] thank you, guillermo. Okay. Well that derailed us completely. Lets get back to your party. Yes. Jimmy will you it will will it be one of those dials you have 1,000 people in your neighborhood all of a sudden, call the cops, throw everybody out . Yeah, my neighborhood theyll definitely do that. Jimmy they will call the cops. I dont think well take that it far. Jimmy i think it was you or will one of the last times you were here were talking about how your family cannot agree on where to go for vacation. Yes. Jimmy sounds like youve solved this by all just going to separate places. [ laughter ] but you know what, we decided we had a beautiful summer vacation. Jimmy where did you go . Remember i told you . I told you i dont like boats. Jimmy right. And he took the family on a boat. Jimmy right. And it was great. Jimmy it was good . It was fantastic. So we as a family have decided to give will all the power to make decisions about where the family will go now for summer vacation. Jimmy wow. But he gets one strike, just one. You know, until he fails, once, he gets to have that power. So he has it now. Jimmy thats diabolical in a way. Im sure he felt initially like, oh, great, i get to plan the vacation now its like, oh, great, im the one everyone will complain to if the vacation isnt good. Exactly, exactly. Jimmy thats smart. He loves it though. Jimmy he does love it. Does he have anything lined up for you . I think were going to go to vietnam. Jimmy really . Wow. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will you take a boat there . I hope not. Jimmy vietnam, huh . Vietnam. He was like, i think i want to take you guys to vietnam. And i was like, you know what . Im down. Jimmy why not . Yeah, why not . Im at that time in my life im about saying yes to everything. Jimmy okay, good. Maybe im come over this weekend, well test that out. Ha ha jimmy also, another thing. Last time will this is a story i know will told me. He said that he was at the gas station, and he had no money, forgot his wallet, he had no gas in his car. He rolled down his window and asked a guy for 10 for gas. And the guy, of course, was surprised that will smith was asking him for money. Yep. Jimmy he did indeed give him the money. Yes, he did. Jimmy is this something he does all the time . Jimmy he does do it all the time . He does it all the time. And he really likes to do it with me because i hate it. Jimmy you do . He thinks thats funnier. Jimmy why do you hate it . Because i get embarrassed. Jimmy yeah, right. We were in new york, id gotten a text that a Water Company that we have was out in whole foods. Hes like, we got to go now. Walking in new york. We got to go to whole foods, we got to get a bottle of water. And i was like, we dont have any money. He was like, dont worry, im going on ask somebody for a dollar. I said, will . [ laughter ] will, please dont do that, you know i dont hike that. Hes like, its going to be cool, come on jada. And i was like, will, dont. He stops this woman, can we have a dollar . Shes shes like, oh my goodness, yes, ill give you a dollar i said, dont have him give you money, ask him to give you some money. Dont give him money, this is all wrong, ask him for some money. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she gave him the money, right . She gave him the money. Jimmy youre married to the worlds most famous panhandler. [ laughter ] exactly, its so crazy. He does it all the time. If were in the car and going to a restaurant, we dont have our wallets, ah, its okay. Jimmy you have a movie coming out in july. Yes. Jimmy this seems to be a very dirty movie. Is it a dirty movie . What is the name of the movie . Girl strip. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i saw the trailer, its a serious rrated movie. Its hardcore r. Jimmy is this the first time youve done anything like that . Yeah, i think. Bad moms was yeah. Bad moms was there. Jimmy this goes beyond that it seems like, maybe. I think so, a little bit. I think so, a little bit. We have one scene in particular. Jimmy what is the scene in particular that will be problematic . Well theres theres the scene with this grapefruit. That you use with a male partner. That you kind of you know. I mean, its a hard r so its hard to say exactly. Jimmy its a real grapefruit. Real. Jimmy this is a real thing . This is a movie thing . This is a real thing. Jimmy that people do . People will ask you, have you been grapefruited . [ laughter ] jimmy really . Yes. Yes. Youve never been grapefruited . Jimmy ive never been grapefruited. [ laughter ] im dying to know what grapefruiting is, though. Yes, yes. If you come see the movie, youll get a real clear tutorial on it. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy and you knew about this previous to the movie . I did. Jimmy or you learned it from the movie . No. Jimmy am i the only one youre the only one. This has been around for years, right . [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i feel like you dont really. No, they do, they know. Its been around for years. Jimmy tell me what it is. Yeah, you know what it is, tell me what it is. Ive never done it. [ laughter ] shes lying, shes lying. But yeah, you take the grapefruit and you put it around, right . Yeah, you cut a hole. You take the grapefruit out. Jimmy what if you what if youre a cholesterol medication . [ laughter ] that can be worked out. That can be worked out. Jimmy you cut a hole in the grapefruit . Yes, you do. [ laughter ] jimmy wouldnt that sting . You got to know what youre doing. Jimmy guillermo, go get a grapefruit. Guillermo im coming back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to see you. Gotham airs monday nights at 8 00 on fox and jadas movie girls trip opens in theaters july 21st, youll see the grapefruit in that. Jada Pinkett Smith here . San francisco. When . Friday. We gotta go. [ tires screech ] any airline. Any hotel. Any time. Go where you want, when you want with no blackout dates. [ muffled music coming from club. Blue monday by new order. Cheers. ] [ music and cheers get louder ] the travel rewards credit card from bank of america. Its travel, better connected. Thefromi wanted to seeved,card fthis great country. My last wish is for you to do it for me, as a family. Love, grandpa. Let us be lovers, well marry our fortunes together older grandaughter itll be alright. I know. Grandson how did you meet grandpa . Grandmother actually on a blind date. [ laughter ] i wish he was on the trip with us. Hes sitting right between the boys in the back of the car. [ laughter ] america all come to look for america all come to look for america lifes as big as you make it. The allnew 7seater volkswagen atlas with americas best bumpertobumper limited warranty. Its theat olive gardenver introducing new giant stuffed pastas starting at 12. 99. Pastas so big you could share them, but so delicious, you wont want to. Giant stuffed pastas. For a limited time at olive garden. Get 6 months of netflix plus a free entertainment kit when you buy the galaxy s8. Doto be our next spokesperson . M seems like a good fit. But hes so boring. Im yawning just talking about him. Well its our job to change that. Uh guys. I think he can hear us. Hm. Sounds like youre on the fence. Why dont i just leave you my resume . Yes, its laminated. No thanks. Youre hired caramel has been square for far too long. Uh. Ow. Introducing new caramel m ms. Jimmy still to come, lil yachty and jon bass. The action comity the hit mans body guard starring ryan reynolds, salma hayek, and samuel l. Jackson who had a little problem. After the film was shot the police asked him to tone down some of the language, which is a tough thing for him to do. So tonight our very own guillermo has offered to help sam sanitize one of his alltime favorite phrases. Please say hello to body of them now. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, these mother [ bleep ] dont want me to say mother [ bleep]. Do you believe that . I need help okay, how about you say mugger flubber . Mugger flubber . Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. What the hell that is . Ok. What about madre frijoles . What the hells that mean . Your mother is a bean. I got this. Come on. Lets run it. Yo, you about done . Okay, on three. One my bad. Your bad . All right. Im going to show you. Whos that . Mother flubber [ cheers and applause ] i can do better than that. No, no, no, no. I can do better. Im running you in for assault. Mulls standastard sucker mother figueroa let me try one, samuel. Knock it out. Okay. See what you got. All right. Im running you in for assault. Prepared for that assault . Mummy fingers prepared for that assault . Monkey fluffer im running you in for assault. Prepared for that assault . Monday sunday. Prepared for that assault . Miller fillmore. Oh, oh, that was good i like that one. Miller fillmore. Boom Miller Fillmore yeah. I feel you. I feel you, Miller Fillmore. I feel you. [ cheers and applause ] dicky see the full trailer for the hitmans bodyguard on the Jimmy Kimmel LiveYoutube Channel and in theaters august 18th. Jimmy thank you, sam. Well be right back with jon bass this is the story of how q got curly. Quin was crazy about curls. Curly fries. Curly straws. Curly haired dogs. 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You could throw shade all day but itll never land cause we got the name your price tool in the palm of our haaand mic drop. Mime ouch. What . It was a sweet burn. Progressives name your price tool. Word to your wallet. We all drive, some cats just know how to roll. Jimmy hi there, were back. Little yachty is on the way. Our next guest got his start replacing josh gad in the book of mormon on broadway. Now he runs slowly and topless in the big screen version of baywatch. It opens in theaters today, please welcome jon bass. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they couldnt find a grapefruit. This would be better for me than a grapefruit anyway. [ laughter ] thats about my size too. Jimmy have you heard of that thing . No. Jimmy no, yeah. No. Ive stuck it in some weird things though. Jimmy in the movie, in your character in the movie, gets it caught in a beach chair. Yeah, in a beach chair, yeah. Jimmy was that in the script . Do you know thats going to be part of when it you audition . Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you did . You read the whole script . I read the whole script, i know all my parts. Yeah. They told me that was going to happen. And im shocked that it actually did. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy why were you shock the it actually did . Well i imagine at some point someone would go, you know, maybe this is a little too insane for baywatch. Jimmy they didnt have anything like that on the television series. No. Jimmy as far as i know, David Hasselhoff never got his private parts caught in a beach chair. No, no. Jimmy probably for the best. The International Audience would have been confused. Well, theyre about to be really confused. Jimmy by the way, the book of mormon which was huge, still is a huge hit on broadway [ cheers and applause ] its your big break, right . Yeah. Jimmy replacing josh gad who really distinguished himself in that show. I know, i know. Terrifying. Jimmy bad, right . Yeah, yeah. But you played that role in the touring company . I played the role as a standby in the touring company. And then about five months in, the producers came to a couple of shows that i did and they sort of just plucked me up and put me on broadway. Jimmy wow. Yeah. You feel pressure to do it the way josh did it . Or did you do it differently . The most amount of pressure you could imagine, jimmy. Jimmy right, yeah. But you know, you end up finding your own thing and it turns out to be your own version pretty quick. Jimmy do you kind of get in there and youre extra nice to everyone because you want them to like you better than they like josh . 1,000 , yeah. Jimmy you have to work it on both sides. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy matt and trey, are they the producers, the creators of south park, are they the ones that saw you and put you on . Im going to go with yes. Jimmy but they didnt actually . Im going to go with yes. Jimmy youre going to go with yes. Yes, you know im a huge fan of baseketball. Jimmy the movie they made when they were 12. I think that was a huge part of my childhood. Jimmy of all the things theyve done, thats the thing you pick from their careers is baseketball . Yeah. Jimmy really. Did you tell them that . Yeah. Jimmy you did. I told them in like letters. The Opening Night in denver. I wrote them both really nice letters. Jimmy oh. That said like, this is the first professional thing that im doing, im so amazed that im able to work with you two, youre geniuses, p. S. , i love baseketball. Jimmy they probably thought you were joking, right . When they got those letters . I hope not. I was serious. Jimmy they may be learning this now for the very first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy you wind up in this movie. The rock is in the movie. I dont mean to be insulting. You would cast specifically for a set of physical attributes that you, well, either have or dont have. I dont know i have no idea what youre talking about, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy youve got the rock and zac efron. Yeah, and then youve got this. Jimmy then weve got you. Did you not work out very hard for your role in this movie . [ laughter ] no, no. I didnt. It was very, very easy. I got to eat anything i wanted. And it really upset everyone else. Jimmy did it really . Oh, yeah. Jimmy because everyone else was on a diet, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy the rock was dieting . Well, you know that the rock is a crazy diet, eats like seven meals if he doesnt eat every three hours, i think he deflates. [ laughter ] jimmy he eats like a pony every day. Yeah, exactly. A very strict regimented diet. I remember we about on set. And his daughter is this amazing, amazing girl, simone, shes absolutely wonderful. And its a testament to how amazing he is, just like how wonderful his family has turned out, you know . So were sitting there and hes sort of like chowing down on his 10th chicken and rice of the day. And simone walked up to him and just sort of goes, lemme guess, chicken and rice . And dwayne the rock johnson just eating his chicken and rice just looks over and goes, come on simone, you know its all i can eat. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very sad. Oh my god. Hes the schmo in his family [ laughter ] shes calling him out i would never, never in a million years. Jimmy its a very good lesson, dont judge the rock by its cover is basically the lesson weve learned here. Yeah. Jimmy congratulations on all your success. [ cheers and applause ] the movie is baywatch. It opens today. Thats jon bass, everybody. Be right back with lil yachty [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Ouch skinflex™, anna sit new bandaid® brand skinflex™ bandages. Our best bandage yet it moves like a second skin. Dries almost instantly. Better . Yeah. Go good thing because stopping never crosses your mind. Bandaid® brand. Stick with it™ dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank jada Pinkett Smith, jon bass, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. 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