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Jimmy thank you. Hi, everyone. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. Im very glad you are here. Im glad you are here. Glad you are enthusiastic. We have a starstudded show. Cast of guardian of the galaxy volume 2 and a clip from the movie which they will share with us for free. [ cheers and applause ] tonights show, weird if they made you pay for just a piece of the movie for the clip. But they will not. Tonights show will be just like a marvel movie, jokes, action, at the end you will sit there thinking theres more, right, theres got to be Something Else . I sought movie, we got an advanced screening, our staff did. Great, i like it better. Everyone loved it. If you are going to see one movie in which Bradley Cooper plays a raccoon this year, this would be it. This would be it. [ cheers and applause ] all of that to look forward to. For those of you celebrating this weekend, hope you had a happy easter. We had a picnic, family picnic. The whole family gathered at the park like pigeons really. We had an Easter Egg Hunt, and i will tell you its funny. You can never get kids to pick up their toys, you can sing tthe cleanup, cleanup song frighten them with timeout. Hand a bucket and plastic eggs on the lawn. All of a sudden theyre like a roadside prison cleanup crew. And they go right to work. I need to figure out how to apply that to my daily life. As a parent, you know, an Easter Egg Hunt is an interesting thing to watch. Especially when you have a 2yearold kid like i do. You dont want your daughter or son to be so timid they dont get anything. They dont get any eggs. But you all dont want her to be one of those monster bully children, knocking others, like the starting pistol for the hunger games you know those kids . For three jelly beans in a plastic egg. Very delicate balance. Proud to say i think my daughter found the exact amount of eggs jesus would approve of. Six. The number is six. [ applause ] so, hey here is here its how President Trump spent easter morning. His first tweet at 8 18 a. M. Said why would i call china a currency manipulator when theyre working with us on the north korean problem. We will see what happens. Then six minutes later. Someone reminded him what day it was. Because he followed it up with happy easter to everyone. Haha. [ applause ] so President Trump spent the weekend in florida, again, golf outing number 19 since taking office. Made it become to the white house this morning for annual easter egg roll. And for a game of pin the tiny hand on the Easter Bunnys vagina which went very well. Too soon . Too soon . Too much . Too something . Yeah. This is an annual tradition that, that it is held on the south lawn, the egg roll. This year the event attracted around 21,000 attendees, half of what the obama events drew oz are a white house spokesman put it, about what twice the obama events drew. Vice president pence was not in attendance. You know mike pence will not allow himself to be in the presence of a bunny if his wife isnt with him. So he went to south korea instead. Usually the egg roll has a lot of big name entertainment, Justin Bieber one year, arianna grande, didnt get either, they did get something better, Group Reading time with attorney general jeff sessions. The bears went to sleep for the winter. They slept the whole winter. The president s coming. Well, lets see. Lets see if he comes out on the program up here. There he is. Wow, thats, wait a minute. You know what i think we might have gotten our clips mixed up. Heres President Trump today. This is how, this is how donald trump got his first ever easter egg roll started. I want to thank everybody. This is the 139th easter egg roll. Think of it. 139. It began a long time ago, 1878. And we will be stronger and bigger and better as a nation than ever before. We are right on track. You see whats happening. And we are right on track. Jimmy he really knows how to talk to children, doesnt he . Thats well, so the president thanked his wife melania also spoke. Accordi accordingly, shell move into the white house, relocate with her 11yearold son baron once school end. Which is a big deal. Baron trump will be the first male child to live in the white house since his father moved there in january. Thats true. The first lady you know the first lady is like the official host of the white house egg roll. Which means the families gathered, were treated to a rare moment of her public speaking. Thank you. Welcome to the white house. This is the first time that my husband and i are hosting this wonderful tradition. And its great that you are all with us today. I hope you have a great time with many activities. I want to thank military band, all the staff, and volunteers who work tirelessly to ensure that you have memorable experience. Jimmy wait a minute. Are we allowed to make fun of the accent or not 1234 i forget the rules are . The reason i showed this. I want to point out her speech sounded a little bfamiliar. Sounded like another speech. Thank you, welcome to the white house. This is the first time my husband and i are hosting this wonderful tra dichlg fuful trad. It is great you are all with tuesday. I hope you have a great time with many activities. I want to thank military band, all of the staff and volunteer whose work tirelessly to ensure that you have memorable experience. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy not only did melania give a speech she read a book to the kids, a book about a dog and an owl. I cant ask dog, all he does is growl. I know what i will do. I will ask the wise owl. Who . Jimmy i dont know. Wise owl. Maybe you should let the kids read to them selves instead. All of the characters from trumpville were out on the lawn including White House Press secretary, sean spicer, who turns out to be quite a lively reader himself. Okay. How to catch the easter bunny. Do you know how . Can you help me with this . How old are you . 5. Ill give you a little break. I have been working long and hard with all my peeps and crew. Weve made the eggs and now im hear to bring them to you. Jimmy i bet he is a fun dad. I like to see them replace him with that kid. The president also took time today to help some of the children make easter cards. They set up a craft table. Kids can make cards for the troops. Look what he wrote i hate eggs, children and being president. Hey, he tells it like it is. When i was, when i was most excited about egg roll today was a Music Performance by a boy band, named bro 4. Bro 4, in case you dont know. Four brothers from new jersey who kick ass, guillermo, are you into bro 4 . Guillermo dont know who they are. Jimmy they gave a performance at the white house today that will soon not be forgotten. Say yeah i want you girl all right, guys. We are, just so you know, we are four brothers, all real brothers. Same mom, same dad. And, we just, we just want to talk about Something Real quick. We want to say thank you to everybody that has helped us get here. Jimmy you know what . Oh, when they tried to crowd surf, it was a disaster, really. All right, we will take a break. When we come back, dont know if you heard. Senior citizens are having more sex than ever before. And, we have to be very careful about that. Stick around. I will explain why. [ cheers and applause ] unlimited data on tmobile, now thats a treat. Why did verizon take so long to offer it . Is it because their lte network was built six years ago . Six years ago . Thats like a hundred in phone years. Tmobile built newer, faster, more advanced lte to handle unlimited data. 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When i look into your big brown eyes its so very plain to s e that its time you learned about the facts of life startin from a to z. Let me tell you bout the the birds and the bees lifes as big as you make it. Introducing the allnew seven seater volkswagen atlas and a thing called love. Indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Testinhuh . Sting is this thing on . Come on your turn where do pencils go on vacation . Pennsylvania laughter crunchy wheat frosted sweet kelloggs frosted miniwheats. Feed your inner kid jimmy welcome back to the show. Music from bleachers on the way. Sad news, the worlds oldest person passed away. Again. It keeps happening. The oldest person was a woman by name of emma morano, 117, lived in northern italy in verbania, the problem, see the problem with being the worlds oldest person, not really a title you are going to hold on to for that long. But, there is some good news for older people. According to the national sex study, Senior Citizens are having a lot more sex. Which is good, i think. I dont know. Is it good. Its good. You know what it . Is good unless the Senior Citizens are your grandparents. Then it is weird. Interesting though. Because, not always the case. So in the interest of science, we went to l. A. Farmers market here at the grove, we asked seniors who gathered there. There are a lot of seniors that spend the day there to share their secrets to success when it comes to doing a Little Something called it. We are talking to people about a study that came out saying Senior Citizens are having sex now more than ever. Whats your secret . Who said that . Everyone said it. Not me. Not me. Good luck to them. And more power to them. I am going to be 80 this year. I have a boyfriend who just turned 83. And i have to say our sex life is great. Whats your big move . What do you mean big move, im not telling any secrets. Seniors are having more sex than they ever had. Whats your secret . A little vodka couldnt hurt. My secret . Well you are not going to get pregnant. If you do get pregnant are you worried you are going to have a 30yearold . Haha. Whats the best way to get somebody into bed . Whats the best way . You ask too much. Hahaha. I cant answer. Hahaha. Its a secret. Yes. Not for me anymore. I did my job, believe me. Well, im not bragging or boasting, but when i was on, on the bottom lets see, when i was on the bottom, i was a superman. When i was on top, no when i was on top a minute man. On top i was im getting mixed up. With me on top i was minuteman. With me on top i was superman. When i was on the bottom, i was superman. Minuteman. On top minute man. Well when i was on the bottom i was superman. On top minuteman. That was the truth. What advice would you give to seniors who arent having sex . You have to, you have to use it and if you dont use it, you are going to lose it. Youre using it . Darn rights i am. I just did it today. You just did it today . Yes. Who was the lucky lady . My wife. God bless you. Yeah. What are some turn ons . My turn on . A smile. I like affection. Kissing on the neck. Holding hands. I dont have many turn offs. Thats what im talking about. I dont like rough. Some people do. Its okay for them. But i, i like a gentle, caring, loving even if they dont love me they should be loving. Some romance, not just a one way ticket to pound town . Yeah, i would say so. Yeah. But i mean, pound town is better than nothing. Jimmy the chamber of commerce. We have a fun show tonight. Music from bleachers and well be right back with the guardians of the galaxy. 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Youre not alone. Help is within reach. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. The road to recovery starts now. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Jimmy tonight, their new album comes out june 2nd, its called gone now, but you can preorder it now. Bleachers from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] yes. And the band. Jimmy tomorrow, Katherine Heigl and rob delaney will be here and well have music from dreamcar and later this week, julia louisdreyfus, magic johnson, kevin nealon, Gabourey Sidibe and music from yo gotti and dua lipa. Jimmy our guests tonight make up the heroes, villains, humans and blue and green beings who populate guardians of the galaxy volume 2. The movie opens in theaters may 5th. And here to tell you all about it, please welcome chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, Michael Rooker and kurt russell. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kind of funny. Because you, you guys were here last, for the first movie. I think, at that time, the only two people who knew about the guardians of the galaxy were the two girls in the front of the audience right here. It was them. They were alone. Now, the most popular thing ever. Its really, yeah. Yeah. They started it. Yeah, yeah, i remember, overwhelmingly from people in the press, when weep were promoting the first movie. Like the question that they always asked was so, you know, no one knows who the guardians of the galaxy are. Doesnt that freak you out . Like you might be in marvels first big flop is that okay with you . Jimmy oh no. Pretty nervous. Jimmy now you see people dressed up as you. Is it weird to see people dressed up like you . See people dressed up as peter quill. Weird to see people dressed up like me. Oh, dude. I was at a convention. I saw a guy dressed up just like you. That would freak me out. Freak me out. It was me. Some one dressed up. If you saw some one in there, im dressed up as curt russell. Youre like, are you i like that. No, no. That would freak you out. Jimmy that would freak you out. And, as Michael Rooker, yeah, you would get arrested. It would be very strange. You went from blue body paint avatar, green body paint. When somebody dresses as your character. Thats a real commitment. Has to make an impact of some kind, fear, i dont know. Its crazy, we did make progress from guardians one to guardians two, we managed to shave off an hour on the whole makeup process. Instead of five hours it was four. I really appreciated it. How did you did you cut corners, parts of your body you leave unpainted . I tried. I always try. I was like guys, they wont see this. Paint this. You dont really see this. We got to paint it. I had green, for like a month after we stopped shooting. Im like sitting and vacationing, what is ah. They forced me to paint, the entire, i mean. You dont have to paint everything. Jimmy you went method, michael. You went all the way, huh . Well, yeah. My makeup team, guy and a girl, and they just sort, i thought they, they kind of got based on the action figure. Would have been okay just to do your hand and your head. Jimmy you went for the blue balls too. Thank you, thank you. [ applause ] curt, you are the new, did you know before you got involved in this that you wouldnt have to be painted . Did you kid that possibility . I, you know, i didnt know about it. I didnt, when i got involved with it i hadnt seen it. So i, needed to see it. When i saw it, then i began to wonder what am i going to have to do here . But, i can tell you, boy, these two here, well you too, i guess, i dont know, we show up half an hour before we get. Hey, guys how it is going. They have been there five hours. Jimmy does that make you resentful, dave . E . I think dave has the most. I didnt have it that bad. Hour and a half. Chris, i think takes longer than i do. Well, the, the side burns and the mustache, the combo, its really intricate. Very specific about it. Also, i have to 45 minute lymph drainage massage. Jimmy whatever you are doing really working. You have beautiful skin. This took six hours. I dont just do, my whole body. I did my whole body before i came out. Takes a long time. Jimmy thats not a three day shadow. I wash this off. It is hideous. He was doing his makeup on the way here in the car. Thats right. Is it true that you had the idea to cast curt as star lords dad in the movie . Is that is was look one of those things where, they said, i was like, well, i mean obviously, lets shoot for the stars, lets get curt russell or something, since he probably wouldnt diet, who could we actually get . And then we got kurt russell. Youre not going to believe who we got . Kurt russell. What . Youre crazy. A jimmy i can see you hitting it off. It is rough. When i read the script. I am in it for 15 minutes and then i die. Oh, i shouldnt have said that. Spoiler. Spoiler. Jimmy i know you have been doing interviews, have you ruined anything. I dont know what i can say. I know there are reveals and there are secrets. And, like, like for instance, can i say Sylvester Stallone is in the movie is that okay say . Sly is in the movie . I think thats safe to say. And [ indiscernible ] yeah, is that all right . It is now. It is now. Jimmy we will take a break. When we come back, many, many more questions. The fans are very excited. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] wish your skin could bounce back like it used to . Neutrogena® hydro boost water gel. Instantly quenches skin to keep it supple and hydrated day after day. With hydrating hyaluronic acid, which retains up to a thousand times its weight in water. This refreshing water gel plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. For supple, hydrated skin that bounces back. The hydro boost skincare line from neutrogena®. See whats possible. 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Yeah, i, yeah, i can say jack is now 4 years owed. And, and he is just now starting to get it. Like he came, that was my favorite memory from this movie. My little guy got to come to set. And, and, our director james, his nephew will was there, and theyre around the same age. We got to tour them around the Guardian Space ship. And he, like, you saw it in hissihis eyes. I saw it on tv or movie. I guess my dad does really fly a space ship for work. Oh, dude, that was a beautiful day. That was like, it was abslultly adorable. You know, you look at their eyes and theyre like wow. Thats right. Its true. My kids think im related to the hulk. So i am using it. And, i am getting them to eat their vegetables. And, i even go, as far as, like i go behind this wall im going to go call the hulk because you are not eating your veggies. He is going to come and take your toys. I behind the wall. Theyre like, no hulk, no come, hulk. Eat your veggies. Jimmy wow, thats great. Not many parents have that as a real threat. Speaking of the hulk, how many of you. Raise your hand if you are not in the infinity war movies . Weres not allowed to speak or even raise our hand, are we . What is infinity im with you. Dont know what that is. Jimmy infinity war brings together many characters from the marvel universe. Have you started shooting that yet . Wow. Is there i dont know this . We are shooting a scene right now. This is going to be in it. Jimmy wow. Haha. Jimmy it is all very, when you, you were just in japan, right . Yeah, yeah, thats right. Jimmy in japan, dave, when you are in japan, do people know you from this movie . They know you from wrestling . Or this giant bald person among them. Mostly bald person. You were in japan . Tokyo. You were in japan too . Jimmy sorry, they sent everyone to japan. Except you. I noticed i wasnt in this trailer. Jimmy you have been cut out of the movie. What, what . Wait a minute. You know how you can really give it to them. Tell whats happens in infinity war. [ cheers and applause ] nada, nada, nada. Jimmy there is going to be a volume 3 of guardians of the galaxy. Can i say that . Think i have seen it released. Dont know officially released. If not is now, james gunn its writing and directing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did a great job. With this. The music is great in the movie. And you guys now, well now you do a couple movies. Doing a third movie. Sure at the beginning. You are excited to be with each other. Maybe by the second movie, you, you got used to each other. By the third movie you will probably hate each other. Those of you in the third movie. But before we get to that stage of your relationship, i want to find out how well you know each other. When we come back, we will play a game. Prizes s involved for you and audience as well. When we come back, guardian against guardian. Find out how well they really know each other. We are going to be right back. Stick around. 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Serious allergic reactions can occur. Nows your chance at completely clear skin. Just ask your doctor about taltz. All right. We are back. Time to have some fun. You have sensed chemistry and camaraderie in the cast. How much is real . How much is what they call show business bull crap it . Is time to find out how well these super heroes know each other. Time to play guess the guardian. Here we go contestants. Here is how the game works. I will share an interesting fact. Some a little tidbit about either chris, zoe, michael, dave or kurt, your job ties write down who you think im talking about. You understand. Who is the fact about . If the fact its about you. Write me. We presume you will know what the fact is in deed about you. Who ever gets the most answers correct, is the winner. And if you guess correctly, gym mow will reward you with a bag of ice. Thats right. Ready for cocktail, soda, and reduced swelling from injuries whuch who ever has the most bags of ice at the end will be the winner. Are you ready to play, guardians . Yes lets begin. We will start with a relatively easy one. First question is, this guardian collects lunch boxes . Who is this guardian . Make sure you cant see each others boards. And put your pens down. Michael its cheating thats why he was not invited to japan. And the answers at the same time. Guardians, who collects lunch boxes . Survey says jimmy the answer is . Zoe says dave. Chris, dave. Michael says chris. Kurt says zoe. Dave says himself. A win for dave. Zoe, chris. Yeah jimmy a win for dave. You get a bag of ice. Oh, my god. I within a bag of ice. Im excited. Jimmy hang on to your bag of ice. What is your favorite lunch box, dave . I have a 1967 green hornet lunch box. Jimmy green hornet, nice. Is the reason you collect lunch boxes you like lunch so much you needed a lot of boxes. Im always hungry. I need to have food close by. Jimmy very good. Next question. Here we go. This guardian was once suspended from school for making and deploying stink bomtz. Home made stink bombs. Who is this guardian . All right. Curt finished. Everybody finished. Show your boards. The guardian is. Everyone says, rooker, exempt for rooker who says kurt, answer is zoe. Zoe jimmy zoe, you got a bag of ice. Thank you jimmy this is in high school . Yes, i was 12. Trying to get kids to look me. I did it. Got away with it twice. Third time i got suspend ford two weeks. Jimmy two weeks . Awful. It was fun making them. Jimmy you dent realize you had a little junior terrorist in your midst. Our next question is hold on. Jimmy in high school a nother high school question. This guardian gave his teacher a chunk of concrete and told her it was a piece of the berlin wall. Which guardian . Wait, wait, wait. Jimmy zoe you have the lead with two bags of ice. Your answers . Please . Pratt. Pratt. Chris. Zoe. Rooker. And, thats oh, is that the name. It was indeed chris pratt who did it. Jimmy chris what have you written on . One for kurt, guillermo. Guillermo, guillermo cut out of the movie. A little bit sore. Hes in it for a frame. Jimmy almost in it. Crossed my mind. Chris would never do that. Jimmy what did you do, chris . What teacher . This was, maybe my greatest teacher i have ever had. Because i am still proficient in german. Frau novak, i had a weird compulsion to kick rocks. If i, had, wherever i was going had to kick the rock all the way there. I was late. So, i, i pocketed the rock. She said, christoph. [ speaking german ] i told her the story. My cousin was in the navy, he was there for the fall of the wall. He had given me the piece of concrete. Really a piece of like sidewalk. Jimmy did you ever tell her the truth . Ive dont think i have ever told her the truth. So i need you to know, frau novak for frz. Frau . I am forever in debt to your wonderful teaching. And i love you. I felt bad about that. You were a fantastic teacher. Jimmy how do you say sorry in german . [ speaking german ] jimmy we have a tie game right now. As far as i can see. Chris and zoe tide. Next question, this guardian chopped the tip of his or her finger off with a brick win the love of the neighbor. Guardian, who want to this stunning extreme . Gentlemen. Lady. Rooker, rooker, rooker, kurt, it was kurt indeed i got a bag of ice yes finally jimmy gets a bag of ice. Your first bag of ice. Jimmy kurt why did you do this . Because i was 3 years old. But she could get me to do anything. Bet you wont chop your finger off with a brick. I said, yes i will. I did. You dont believe me. It was it was goldy hawn. Unbelievable. Had to sew it back on. Jimmy my gosh. Like for real. I was stat to it. Jimmy final question is, three way tie. This guardian lost his or her virginity in a pup tent in a neighbors backyard. Who was the guardian . Lost his virginity or her virginity in a pup tent in a neighbors backyard . All right, lets see your boards. The boards say, rooker, rooker, rooker. Rooker. And only dave says, chris. It was not chris. It was indeed Michael Rooker. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we still have a tie is that correct . Yes. We are out of time. Jimmy the tiebreaking question. In the first game, guardians of the galaxy movie, how many times does vin diesel say i am grute . How many times. Who ever gets closest is the winner. Sadly michael and dave, you have already been eliminated. Dave you have so many lunch boxes. You dont need a prize any way. All right, let hae see. Reveal your boards. Okay. The answer the closest, is zoe, the answer is 13. Congratulations. Dave had it too . The answer is 12, actually. Dave had 17 too. Dave doesnt have as many bags of ice as you. Zoe, congratulations. We got you something, you are really going to like. It is a wheelbarrow for all of your ice. And all of the ice anyone wants to give you. And for our audience, everyone in our studio audience, tonight, gets a pair of tick tights see guardians of the galaxy volume 2 in imax 3d. So congratulations. Thank you. Thank you, well be right back with music from bleachers. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Announcer next with tensions on the rise with north korea, nightline goes where no camera crew has gone before. This is serious stuff. Announcer inside the top hi hey ill take one of those new fast play games. Oh, you ready for a rush . Uh, sure im pretty excited for you right now. Fast play is the new way to play fast and win instantly from the pennsylvania lottery. Pick a game, get your ticket and see if youve won. I won fast play, please fast play. Play fast. Win instantly. Announcer the jimmy kimmel Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz, the best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank the cast of guardians of the galaxy and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their album is called gone now here with the song dont take the money, bleachers somebody broke me once love was a currency a shimmering balance act i think that i laughed at that and i saw your face and hands coloured in sun and then i think i understand will i understand will we fight stay up late in my dreams im to blame different sides of the bed roll your eyes shave my head now were stuck in the storm we were born to ignore and all i got is a chance to just sit im in love and youve got me runaway you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it i pray for everything we lost buy back the secrets your hand forever is all i want dont take the money dont take the money i slept on my own those nights was still in my parents house and i cut off my tshirt sleeves and claim a new continent til i saw your face and hands covered in sun and then i think i understand will i understand will we fight stay up late in my dreams im to blame different sides of the bed roll your eyes shake my head now were stuck in the storm we were born to ignore and all i got is a chance to just sit im in love and youve got me runaway you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it i pray for everything we lost buy back the secrets your hand forever is all i want dont take the money dont take the money im in love and youve got me runaway you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it i pray for everything we lost buy back the secrets your hand forever is all i want dont take the money dont take the money when youre looking at your shadow standing on the edge of yourself praying on the darkness just dont take the money dreaming of an easy waking up without weight now and youre looking at the heartless just dont take the money l. A. you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it i pray for everything we lost buy back the secrets your hand forevers all i want dont take the money well dont take the money im in love and youve got me runaway you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it i pray for everything we lost buy back the secrets your hand forever is all i want dont take the money dont take the money just dont take the money just dont take the money just dont take the money just dont take the money just dont take the money [ cheers and applause ] hi, im guillermo, welcome to after kimmel to. Night, jimmy interviews, chris pratt, kurt russell, dave batisa, and but my guest tonight the real star of the movie, raca and grutes. Thank you for being here tonight, guys. So tell me, if there is any pranks on the set . Okay, thats all for the show. Adios thank you, again, guys. [ cheers and applause ]. Announcer this is nightline. Tonight, north korea showdown. Kim jungun, testing missiles and patience, challenging President Trump with threats of nuclear war. Any message for north korea. Got to behave. Reporter inside a top secret facility in south korea where no camera crew has gone before. With soldiers on high alert. Ready to blow north korean missiles out of the sky. Plus, healing harry. Its been nearly 20 years since the death of princess diana. Now, her youngest son, opening up about his decades of invisible anguish. Ive probably been very close to a complete breakdown on numerous occasions. Reporter why he finally decided to get counseling. And could the onetime party prin

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