Wait a minute. Amazing [ cheers and applause ] you know, the last time shaq was here, i surprised him. The lakers let me tell him on the air, that they were putting a statue of him up at the Staples Center. At first he didnt believe me. He thought it was a prank. I have a credibility problem. But thats the statue. Theyre installing it, in the rain they were installing it. This is also to get shaq off the couch when he falls asleep watching tv. Its nine feet tall, it weighs 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] you know, last week shaq was all over the news for saying he doesnt believe the earth is round, he believes the earth is flat, and if hes wrong hell jump up and down a few times and make it flat. He will be here, well talk about all that stuff. But on capitol hill today, one of the most dramatic episodes of the celebrity president yet, after working late into the night to get a new Health Care Plan approved, republicans in the house were forced to postpone their vote today because they cannot agree on what the plan should be. So its back to the drawing board. Unfortunately, trumps budget for education cut funding for drawing boards, so theres no board for them to draw on. [ laughter and applause ] this was a major blow to the president who badly needs a win right now, but he was able to let off some steam today, literally. He had a meeting with some truckers today. The guy told him to honk if hes horny, and hes like, melania doesnt even live in my house anymore, so [ cheers and applause ] but it was a blow. Because the president went all out for this bill, but hardline republicans hated it because it offered too many benefits. Moderate republicans hated it because it cut too many benefits. Hospitals hate it because they stand to lose money. Insurance companies hate it because it can blow up the market, and voters hated it. By a margin of 56 to 17 . Basically the only people who were okay with the plan were donald trump, paul ryan, and chuck berry. [ laughter ] i just want to tell you something. I happen to know that chuck would have loved that joke, may he rest in peace. [ laughter and applause ] these congressmen are nervous because the Budget Office warned that trumpcare could result in 24 Million People becoming uninsured. Trump says the numbers were cooked up by the microwave thats been spying on him at trump tower. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] theres a lot of talk about the Health Care Bill and the details of it, but lets be honest, unless the bill was hot glued to the back of a victorias secret catalog, theres no way donald trump read that thing. I mean, come on. The president gave a rollicking interview with Time Magazine yesterday. He said a bunch of stuff. He said hes right about everything. His instincts are always right. He doubled down on his claim that Obama Wiretapped him. He bragged about how many covers of Time Magazine hes been on, and the best part of the interview. And at the end, he told the reporter who was interviewing him, he said, i think im doing okay, because im president and youre not. [ laughter ] lets check back in a week or two and see if thats still the case. But you wonder [ cheers and applause ] i mean, who says that . I wonder how many times a day he says that . Were ordering buckets from kfc today because im president and youre not. But it is important to know who is president and who is not. So lets go through it real quickly. President. Not. Not. Not. President. Not. President. Not yet. [ laughter and applause ] where he has been hiding, by the way . Mike pence, hes up in a cabin somewhere rubbing his hands together waiting for all the russia stuff to come out. One thing ive learned about President Trump over the last 2 1 2 months is that hes more of a mover than a shaker. And i have to credit one of our tv watchers, a gentleman named anthony, for noticing this. I dont know what this indicates. When donald trump is in a meeting, he has a tendency to move stuff. Watch. Thank you all very much for being here. We had a couple of great meetings this morning. The Airline Industry i would have saved that. Thank you all very much. General motors. General counsel and public policy. Thank you. Nice to see you. The person in charge of their Health Care Decisions that lower costs for families that was a head fake right there. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy shaq would appreciate that. Well, all i have to say is i hope the new Health Care Plan covers ocd, because President Trump has been moving around so much the secret service cant afford to keep up with him. According to the washington post, the secret service has requested an additional 60 million to cover the cost of protecting trump and his family when they travel. Those weekends at maralago cost taxpayers 3 million a pop. It might be time for trump to put a travel ban on himself. Because thats a lot. [ cheers and applause ] we focus a lot on Donald Trumps tweets, but hes not the only star of the political world making a splash on twitter. Mike huckabee, the former governor of arkansas, has been showing off his sense of humor on twitter a lot. Every day he writes jokes. Here are some of his jokes. These are real jokes. Dont miss it, Rachel Maddow will reveal who shot j. R. Ewing on the series dallas. Sure it was the 80s but its Rachel Maddow. Tom bradys jersey found. Cops coming to my hotel room to pick it up. Dang the man is basically mark twain in a pair of harbor bay relaxed pants. Hes hilarious. But like a lot of great comedy voices, not everyone gets it. Some have been posting tweets criticizing his jokewriting. He replied, i tweet for my amusement and your amazement, to haters, trolls, and humorless people, you really shouldnt follow me, its way over your head. Maybe hes right. Maybe it is over our heads, maybe these jokes are great. Hes a funny guy. Look at this family christmas card. You know, you dont wear a shirt like this without wanting to make people laugh. So maybe what Mike Huckabee needs is a stronger presentation. Jokes dont always have the same punch when you read them to yourself. So tonight we asked not just a professional comedian, a great comedian, to do some of mike huckab huckabees twitter jokes, to bring them to life on the stage. That said, please welcome patton oswald, everyone [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Wow, wow. Thank you. Boy, have you guys been watching the news lately . Its crazy. Speaking of the news, breaking news, Jimmy Dean Sausage Company will be renamed gorsuch sausage, because hes grinding up some democrat senators into pure pork sausage. Travelings weird. [ laughter ] boy, i was in norway last week, only englishspeaking tv i get in norway is bbc. Oh, my. It stands for biased boring crap, more effective than ambien as sleep inducer. Hey you guys like [ laughter ] you guys like music . [ applause ] i sure do. But one kind of music i dont like, poop dogg has nephew named bowwow, both bad dogs, who advocate murder and sex slavery for potus and first lady. Who let the dogs out . [ dog barking ] [ laughter ] okay, theyre giving me the light. Ill leave you with this. This is a visual gag. Did you guys see this . Oh, as hillary leaves rally, um, hang on. As hillary leaves rally, email questions continue to dog her. To be frank, shes in trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. That was the comedy of Mike Huckabee, as presented by patton oswald. 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Tonight well give some of them a chance to win cash. To buy god knows what with. Time to play a special College Edition of on the money. Lets go out to the streets of hollywood, where my cousin sal is standing by with our first contestant. I was going to ask your name. But i see it there. Whats your name, cousin sal . My name is justine. Jimmy where are you from . Dana point, california. Jimmy from down south, you go to ucla. What is your major at ucla . Sociology. Jimmy how far along are you . Im a junior. Three years in. Jimmy will you graduate on time . As of now. Jimmy do you have a job or do you go to School Full Time . I do. I work at the front desk of a hotel. Jimmy do you ever experience hookers there at the front desk . I have, before. Jimmy oh, you have. Yeah. Jimmy and how does that work . Do you send them up . Do you have to call the room . Usually they know where theyre going. [ laughter ] jimmy they know where theyre going. Do they have to get a key to get into the room . I could go the whole segment on this, by the way. Im not allowed to give a key to sal listen to jimmy playing dumb over there. Jimmy all right, heres how the game works. Well start with the lowest possible denomination of cash. If you get that right, you can continue on and risk what youve won to go to the next highest level. You know what im saying . Well explain it here. Well begin with the penny. Cousin sal, you have a penny . I do. Jimmy dont look at the penny, justine. Whose face is on the penny . Abraham lincoln. Jimmy that is correct. All right. You win a penny. Now you have a decision to make. Do you want to keep that penny . Or do you want to go for six cents . Do you want to go for a nickel . I want to go for a nickel. Jimmy shes going to go for the nickel [ cheers and applause ] shes going to go for the nickel. Sal whoa jimmy all right, justine. Who is on the nickel . Uh, god, um jimmy this is where it gets tough. This is jimmy ill give you a hint. Hes a president. Great, okay. Jimmy you have to take a guess, justine. George washington. Jimmy no, no. Im so sorry. You have to give the penny back to cousin sal. Oh, wow, justine. Thats so tough. Thank you for playing. Thats how it goes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you know, its gambling. Youre going to roll the dice, you might lose the dice. All right, lets try again. Letsi lets see who we have. What is your name, sir . My name is osie. Cal state l. A. Jimmy what are you studying . Exercise science. Jimmy exercise science. Thats a thing . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy and will you be an exercise scientist, or what will basically i can go anywhere from kinesiology to, like, being like a pediatrician or whatever i want to be. Jimmy i see. Do you know your money . Do you know your u. S. Currency . Probably not. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. You got a tough act to follow because justine was able to identify who was on the penny. But thats where it ended. Okay . So the first question is, who is on the penny . Lincoln. Jimmy that is right, osie. You got one cent. Do you want to risk it . Go to the next one . Sure. Go for it. Jimmy okay, wow. Were on the money. Who is on the nickel . Five cents . Jefferson. Jimmy jefferson is right [ cheers and applause ] you have six cents. You want to keep that six cents, or do you want to try a dime . Lets try a dime. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy osies going for it. Sal hold on, i have to step in. Ive seen too many people blow this. Please. Jimmy sal sal no. Take the money, give it back to your parents for the tuition. Just be responsible. Jimmy dont listen to him. Do what you think you should do in this situation. Youre going to go for it . Yeah, im going to go for it. Jimmy hes going to go for it [ cheers and applause ] i want to see how much fake enthusiasm i can wring out of you before the night is done. All right. Osie, who is on the dime . Im going to say adams. Jimmy oh, were going to have to take that six cents away from you. Sal i warned you jimmy should we try one more . By the way, were you born around the time the oc, the show came out . Yeah, i was. Jimmy okay, thats ridiculous. All right, thank you, osie. We got to do better than this. Were going to play a speed round. Who is out there, cousin sal . Hi, erika. Jimmy how are you doing . Good. How are you . Jimmy you go to university of washington. Yeah. Jimmy here on spring break . Yeah. Jimmy need some extra cash . Yeah. Jimmy College Students always do. Erika, who is on the penny . Abraham lincoln. Jimmy thats correct. [ cheers and applause ] do you want to risk it and go for the nickel . Yeah. Jimmy who is on the nickel . Do you want to hold on to that or go for 16 cents . Sal walk, walk. Ill go for it. Jimmy who is on the dime . Who is on the dime . This is where osie got caught up. Would it be adams . 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Tell you what, next time i time, you have a tub of jello there and well jello it. Jimmy well jello wrestle, absolutely. Me and you. Jimmy i would love that. How you doing . Im doing fine. Jimmy that was a joke about the world being flat, right . Was it . [ laughter ] of course it was. Jimmy when i heard you say that, people were getting all excited, like theres no way he wasnt joking in this situation. They got upset. My theory is, i bought a bus couple summers ago. So when i drive from florida to california, it seems flat to me. Jimmy i see, okay. You ever been in a flight and you getting ready to land and you pull up the window and you look, it seems flat, right . So that was my theory. Im just joking. Relax, im joking. Jimmy they almost took your ph. D. In education away. Are there other crazy things that you might want to start . Do you want to say you believe in bigfoot . I do. I really do. Jimmy are you a bigfoot . Uh, know whats funny . [ laughter ] one time in seattle in the snowstorm, somebody took a picture of me and showed it to me, and i really looked like big foot. [ laughter ] i really did. I was like, oh, thats me. Jimmy yeah, shaqsquatch is one nickname you never got. I know, right . Jimmy thats pretty good, actually. I was thinking about this today donald trump was on the news. And i was thinking, if you ran for president , i think you honestly, im not joking, i think youd have a really good shot. [ cheers and applause ] i plan on running for some type of Law Enforcement office. Position of sheriff, maybe in 2020. Jimmy i got a picture of what sheriffs wear. And i dont see you in this. [ laughter ] oh, i could wear that. I could wear that, totally. Jimmy you dont need to look taller. I like that. Jimmy youd be comfortable in a hat like th . Jimmy well, i dont know. I think that president would be a gro much work. Too intense for me. Jimmy isnt being a sheriff you have people that work under you. Sheriff is just, show up, give speeches, say hi to the kids. Kiss old ladies, kiss babies, go jimmy you dont have to put a Health Care Bill together . None of that. Jimmy no immigration issues to deal with. No. Jimmy all right, okay. Ill let you off the hook on that one. Your son, by the way, i know is playing High School Basketball right now. Ight. Jimmy he better be good. Hes gotta be good, right . Hes really good. Hes better than i was at the age of 16. Jimmy is he . But i dont put a lot of pressure on him. I just tell him, have fun. If you want to be a professional basketball player i can show you how to get there. But if he doesnt make it, its not going to be the worst thing in the world. I dont put any pressure on my kids to play basketball. The only pressure i put on them is to go to school and make yourse [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats good. But of course they do whatever they want. So it really almost doesnt matter what pressure you put on them, because they are going to do what you want to do. And they like playing the game. And theyre pretty good. I have three that play. Sharif, shaquir, and my youngest daughter i think is the best. And mimi also plays, but i think my youngest daughter will probably jimmy will they get competitive now that youve declared one of em they fight all the time. Jimmy do you play hard, like if you play against your son . I tried to play a couple weeks ago and said, im never playing again. [ laughter ] jimmy why . I couldnt play. I was just gone, ive lost it. Jimmy you lost energy or you lost your touch . Everything. It was just gone. I looked terrible out there. I looked awful. Jimmy so whats going to happen when i pin you in the jello wrestling . Thats going to be something that thats never gonna happen. Jimmy that could humiliate your family. You will never pin me in jello. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy when you play basketball with your kids, do you teach them how to shoot freethrows, or do you have somebody else come in for that . [ laughter ] actually, im a great free throw shooter, you know that. I saw you at all three of my parades. Jimmy thats true. No, you know what, the thing about shooting, i used to be a shooter when i was a youngster. Then i started duringing. Dunking. Then i fell in love with dunking. And rather than shoot, i want to get close to the basket. But theyre excellent shooters. Jimmy they are, excellent shooters. You got i think listen, the hall of fame is great. All these accolades, winning these titles, but to get a statue of yourself outside the Staples Center is very, very rare. And very special, right . [ cheers and applause ] its special and i have to thank you, because i came here around this time last year, and you told me, and you know i dont believe anything you say. Jimmy yeah, you didnt believe me. 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Jimmy were back with this gentleman. Tomorrow is the big unveiling of your statue, 2 00, theres going to be a big its called the shaq town celebration, Something Like that . I think so. Jimmy i think so as well. Who is going to be there . Your former teammates . I hope all of them. I hope kobes there, Rick Fox Jimmy so you dont send out a paperless post or anything like that, no evite . I didnt send out anything. Hopefully the lakers took care of that. Jimmy will people make speeches . Im not sure. Jimmy will you make a speech on your behalf . I probably will. Jimmy and you have something planned or youre just going to wing it . Im not going to wing it. Ill probably go tonight and rewatch the show and see how beautiful i am. [ laughter ] and then ill probably start writing it then. Jimmy by the way, do you know who is on the quarter . Quarter of what . [ laughter ] jimmy the quarter. No. Jimmy like the coin. I havent a quarter, i havent touched a quarter in [ laughter ] you know whats great . I never carry money. . You never have money . I never have cash. Jimmy do you have a money carrier . No. Jimmy i heard youre a big tipper . Yes, im a big tipper. But like, you know regular days, when i was at the store for example, last week i had to pay the store guys, im like listen, let me take the doughnuts and the soda and ill go home and ill bring the money back. He said, yeah, you can do it. But when im at restaurants, im a big tipper. I like to show people my appreciation. So when they come up to the table, i say, the quicker i get my order, the bigger your tip will be. Then the food will come fast. Then when we leave, ill ask them. How much you want . Jimmy youll ask the waiter . How much you want . And the most someone said was 4,000. And i said okay, no problem. Jimmy you gave them 4,000 . Yeah. Jimmy you should have punched them in the head is what you should have done. [ laughter ] yeah, it was a young lady. She was like, oh, my god, youre going to pay my rent for two months. Jimmy what a strange figure. 4,000. She said it. Jimmy you shouldnt have said this, you cant ever go out to dinner again. I know, right . Jimmy youre going to have to get back in the league. I know. Jimmy that is unbelievable. What about a valet, if somebody parks your car . How much do they get . About 300. Jimmy 300 . Yes. Jimmy if you dont have cash, how do you give them that 300 . I wont stop. Wont stop, i just keep driving. No money, im just going home. Jimmy have you been watching the lakers lately . Have you watched any of their games lately . Yes. Jimmy does it hurt you to watch that, or do you feel like thats the best strategy for them to kind of tank . This is the first time jimmy they are kind of tanking, right . If thats what you want to call it. This is the first time ive seen the laker organization not have one or two bigname players. 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Liberty mutual insurance. Jimmy we are back. Still to come, music from mondo cozmo. If there is such a thing as genius in television, our next guest is one. He is a bestselling author, director, screenwriter, producer and the brains behind two great shows fargo and legion. You know the most dangerous thing about schizophrenia . The most dangerous thing is believing you dont have it. Thats a trick. The mindkiller. Your disease convinces you, you dont have it. So, for example, one day in the hospital, you meet a girl and she has some friends and they tell you, youre not sick. You have superpowers, and more than anything, you want to believe it, because that means youre not crazy. That means you can fall in love and live happily ever after. Jimmy that is for the Season Finale of legion, it airs on fx next wednesday night at 10 00, please welcome noah hawley [ cheers and applause ] jimmy forgive me, but you seem so tiny compared to shaq. Yes. Its my great burden. Jimmy for those who dont know, because i dont think people know entirely what youre up to, you wrote and correct me if im wrong, you wrote all ten episodes of the first season of fargo, six out of ten episodes of the second season. Yeah. Jimmy you wrote a bunch of the episodes for legion, you wrote a novel that became a bestseller. And now youre, just by sitting here tonight, youre losing two or three episodes of work. Yeah, its like how bill gates loses money by stopping to pick up 10,000. [ laughter ] if i stop moving, im in trouble. Jimmy you must be the fastest typist in the world. With two fingers. I literally type like that. Jimmy is that true . Sometimes another finger will get involved, but mostly its just the two. Jimmy you could get a whole other series if you could learn to type properly. The pinkies, yeah. Jimmy it really is remarkable. These shows, i mentioned this to you, i le th of these shows. Thank you. Jimmy you really have, youve taken on, fargo is one of the most beloved movies of all time, would you agree . It is, yeah. Jimmy and i assume by you as well. And you decide to make a Television Series out of it. And not only didnt you ruin it, you made something entirely different and great on its own, and then you dive into Marvel Comics which is another kind of iconic, holy relic that people shouldnt mess with, and you made this Great Television show out of that. I mean, were you at all nervous about touching either of these two things just to start with . Yeah, with fargo, i assumed two people would watch it and one would be hatewatching it, and when it turned out to be popular and critically acclaimed, i just assumed that i was doing this thing that was such a terrible idea, that the only thing i could do was just dive into it and make it the thing it had to be. Then when we were rewarded for taking risks, i just took more risks and legion was sort of the same. You take this underlying material, which is so beautiful and brilliant, and i just tried to pay respect to it, but then to tell the story that i want to tell with it. In a way, it reminds me of how like dr. Dre or jayz will take a song or a beat or something and then make it into something else. And even if you dont know what that original thing was, you can appreciate it. Yeah, i think its a conversation that im having with the work that i love. Even as a novelist, youre always going off the books that inspired you, and it becomes a dialogue in a way. No one had ever asked me to make a Cohen Brothers movie before. You know, this is my way of showing my appreciation to the work that they do, you know, so i look at it that way. Its about trying to find something unfamiliar and unexpected in something that we all know. Jimmy both of your shows have so much in the way of visual, these elements that i wonder how they even make it to the page. And the music as well. Like, is that something that youre thinking of, when youre writing, or is that something that you deal with later on . No, i Start Talking about music with the composer, jeff russo, like at the outline stage. With legion, before there was a script, we were talking and i said, it had to sound like dark side of the moon, one of the most brilliant albums ever made, and has the soundscape to mental illness. And the movie is about a character who may have a mental i illness, or may have these powers, or both. Jeff, as an enthusiast, he went out and he tracked down one of the original synthesizers they used on dark side of the moon and used it in the show. Jimmy the actual, not just the model . No, the model. I dont think he could pry it away from the guy who had it. But, yes, so the music is very important to the identity of the show, obviously, and it is with fargo as well. Jimmy when youre writing these, do they ever overlap . Is there a day when youre writing body of these shows . There was about three months ago, i would write a legion script one week, and fargo the next week. And theyre completely opposite shows and different brains that you have to wear. I think you either have the head for it or you dont, really. Jimmy most actors, you feel like an actor couldnt do that, because actors, if you visit them on the set, or you hear these stories about them, some of them stay in character the whole time, but youre switching back and forth from these totally different worlds. And the nine other parts of running shows, which is the business side of it, and managing production, and i direct now as well. So theres a lot. Jimmy when your kids have a book report to write, are you like, just do it yeah. [ laughter ] just do it, yeah. Jimmy like this, i could write that thing, get it done or ive already written it for them. [ laughter ] jimmy so the third season of fargo comes out next month. I mean, its unbelievable how much work you do. Yeah, i like to multi task, but its getting a little ridiculous. Jimmy it is getting ridiculous. Youre actually stressing me out. Jimmy im sorry, but i feel like i need to talk some sense into you. And i know youre working on another series as well, based on a Kurt Vonnegut book, which is another thing that people will kill you if you screw up. But i want to ask one question about fargo, because i know Ewan Mcgregor is starring in two different roles. Yeah. Jimmy there was an element and it was very for those who havent seen the show, its a great show. For almost, it seemed no reason at all, a ufo appeared at the end of will that is that something that will continue on in this next season . Well, i always joke that season 3 would be the space station fargo, the year 5050, but i dont think that were going to do that, no. But you may see a ufo in the season. But i cant say it will be a literal ufo. Jimmy should we presume when a ufo shows up, it means youve been up too late writing . Yes, it does. Yeah. Too long out in the sun. Jimmy if you havent seen these shows, you can get them on fx, they have the app and everything. Watch the whole thing. And the Season Finale of legion is next wednesday at 10 00 on fx. Noah hawley and we shall return with music from mondo cozmo. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Its time for buy one take one starting at 12. 99, at olive garden. Come for an irresistible meal here, and leave with a great meal too. So you can enjoy family time one more time. Buy one take one, only for a limited time. At olive garden. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Shaquille Oneal, noah hawley, patton oswalt, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song shine, mondo cozmo [ cheers and applause ] stick with me jesus through the comin storm ive come to you in search of something i have lost shine down a light on me and show a path i promise you i will i promised i would return if you take me back let em get high let em get stoned everything will be alright if you let it go let them get out let them get stoned everything will be all right if you let it go yeah my friends are so alone and it breaks my heart my friends dont understand we all are lost shine down a light on them and show a path my friends all understand we all are lost shine a light down on them and show a path i promise you they will return if you take em back let them get high let them get stoned everything will be all right in. 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