Today. Is there something with the camera here, because im like on the side here . Hey growler . Oh, youre watching the basketball tournament. All right. Everyone is preoccupied today. [ cheers and applause ] theres a lot of leadup to march madness, but for half the teams, the tournament ends very bankruptl abruptly. 16 teams were eliminated today. Maybe you wanted to win, but the good news is, now you get to return to your studies. Which is why you go to college in the first place. [ applause ] ill tell you another thing. Theres a reason theyre called student athletes and not athlete students. Did you fill out a brakt . Of course. Jimmy who do you have winning the whole thing . Duke. Jimmy what . Say that again. Duke. Jimmy is that because its the easiest team to pronounce . Yes. Jimmy you really cant go wrong with duke. Everyone in our office, i think, filled out a bracket sheet. They say american businesses will lose more than 2 billion in productivity because of the tournament. If thats true, we should probably get rid of it, right . Can you imagine if donald trump canceled the ncaa tournament. Then wed see some marches. President trump released his proposed budget today. The title of the budget is america first, a budget blueprint to make America Great again. Seemed like while they were cutting things, they could have cut a few words out of the title. There are a lot of cuts in the plan. Pbs, meals on wheels, the National Endowment for the arts would be cut. The guy with three Oil Paintings of himself in his bathroom wants to cut the National Endowment for the arts. Meals on wheels is out, but the golf trips to maralago, those will not stop. Not only does donald trump want to put a stop to federal funding for public broadcasting, hes already started cleaning house at pbs. I say, youre fired. What . Youre a quitter. And star jones kicked your ass whether you like it or not. I guess we have to find a new place to live. Thats too bad, but thats the way it goes. Big bird never had a shot against la toya jackson. [ laughter ] i think we should make the president watch it a couple of times. That show teaches so many things he needs to know, which thing is bigger than the other, how to spell, the importance of telling the truth, and sharing, listening to others, maybe throw in some School House Rock and he can find out how government works. Lets get on this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. The president was on fox news last night, he clarified his whole Obama Wiretapped me thing once and for all. If you take a look at some of the things written about wiretapping and eavesdropping, t and when i say wiretap, wiretapping is pretty oldfashioned stuff, but that really covers surveillance and many other things, and nobody ever talks about the fact that it was in quotes, but thats a very important things. Jimmy he puts a lot of things in quotes. The ratings are in, Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped. He didnt really mean he was literally consumed by a swamp. Cher, i dont wear a rug, its mine and i promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didnt work. He didnt mean a rug on his head, he meant whatever is on top of it. If its in quotes, it can mean whatever you want. Meanwhile, a federal judge in hawaii blocked the president s new travel ban, which is supposed to have gone into effect at midnight. That is really amazing to me. They have judges in hawaii . [ laughter ] anyway, trump discussed his ban at aer rally in nashville, and have him tonight for drunk donald trump. Let me give you the bad news. We dont like bad news, right . I dont want it. And ill turn it into good. But let me give you the bad, the sad news. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy its understandable. In monroe, washington, theres a mystery to be solved. Someone made a very unique donation to the Goodwill Store up there. A cooler containing five large bags of marijuana, weighing a total of 60 ounces. Almost four pounds, like 20,000 worth of pot was left in they assume it was left in there by mistake. What are the odds a pot smoker would forget he stashed weed in a cooler . This is the cop who confiscated the marijuana. He definitely doesnt look like hes going to smoke all of that. Happy st. Patricks day to you, officer smiley. Theres a new number one movie expected at the box office this weekend. The live action version of beauty and the beast opens tomorrow. Its the story of a beautiful woman from a small village who falls for a selfish, disgusting monster who lives in a palace filled with gold. It Melania Trump is calling it the feelgood movie of the year. Theyre saying this could be one of the biggest march openings ever. And with a highly anticipated movie like this one, he put our friend yahya to work. This is yahya talking about beauty and the beast. Okay, action. Hi, its me yahya, im talking about the new movie behind me, disney movie. Buttea and the beast. You know that movie . You talk about the girl amy watson. The girl shes in the movie. You know hali butter. And after that, the girl she want to save his father. Come into the light. Somebody put magic in him and he come like the cow, like this one. There must be some way to break the curse. I got a lot of people in that movie. I got the guy, his name upon george god. Hes in the movie ice. And captain klein, i got picture with him. Hes in the movie with willy smith. And selma high. And theres the guy, mcgory, who played camden state and hes in the movie something, like music loola rue. This is a disney movie like all kids movie. Cartoon movie like elephant fly, and animal and other disney, the guy in love with the lady half fish. And the one movie toys come alive. And thats the one is call, she lose the shoes. And snow why, with all the small guy. And some short people, you know, its very nice. And also he make the move two dog eat spaghetti, not with the fork. Go see the movie. The guy look like the cow in the movie. Beauty and t beauty and the beast. I love the movie, go watch it. Good luck. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at this over here. Were going to take a break. When we come back, an annual tradition continues. The best local news clip ever. The best of all time when we come back, plus this week in unnecessary censorship too. So stick around. Growler . Okay, never mind. [ cheers and applause ] how do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. Right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. 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Do you think hes still got it . I bet you a buck he catches this salt shaker. Youre on hey chuck you owe me a buck. You cant always see whats coming but when you choose unitedhealthcare, finding an innetwork doctor thats close to home is easy. So what happened . I had lunch with chuck norris. Unitedhealthcare. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight on the show, music from the mighty mighty bosstones. Dj khaled is here. Tomorrow, as you probably know is st. Patricks day, we celebrate st. Patrick, the worlds most famous snake eliminator after samuel l. Jackson. Tomorrow is a great day to be irish, a terrible day to be an uber driver. St. Patricks day on a friday, its like having your birthday on christmas. We have a beloved st. Patricks day tradition, especially by me. I might look forward to this more than anything we do. This is a story that hit the local news in mobile, alabama, in 2006, the tale of what was almost certainly the single greatest lep chaun sighting of all type. Curiosity, many of you bring binoculars, camcorders. To me, it looked like a leprechaun. Who else see the leb recon, say yes yes jimmy and it only gets better from there. Reporter eyewitnesses say, the leprechaun only comes out at night if you shine a light in its direction, it suddenly disappears. This amateur sketch is what many of you say the leprechaun looks like. Jimmy i swear to god, id rather have that original drawing in my home than a picasso. I really would. There were a few nonbelievers in the crowd, but one of them provided some alternative facts as to what might have possibly happened. Reporter others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theories and explanations for the image. Could be a crackhead. Told him to get up in the tree and play a leprechaun. Jimmy there you go. The true meaning of st. Patricks day. [ laughter and applause ] we are celebrating st. Paddys right at midnight, with music by the mighty mighty bosstones, led by our announcer dicky barrett. Hes the lead singer, its his band. He has the voice of an angel. He really does. Thank you very much, jimmy. Jimmy hes got a new song, its called what the world needs now is love. Tonight i will be accompanying your band on bass clarinet. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. I have one favor to ask from the women in the audience tonight. When i bust that clarinet out, please try to control yourself. Im a married man. Okay . St. Patricks day is a day that a lot of people drink and become drunk. There are many different ways to say it. So we invited a live irishman from 50 shades darker to share all the different words and phrases, all the many ways the irish say drunk. Hammered. Im intoxicate. Inebriated. Rat arsed. Blatered. Destroyed. Trollied. Out of your tree. Away with the fairies. Squify. [ bleep ]. Boiled in the bag. Pickled. Plastered. Pajamaed. Pissed as a fart. Curly fried. Well lubricated. Half in the bag. Hooched up. Decimated. Steam pigged. Lit up like a christmas tree. Moulin rouged. Rama llama ding donged. Droopy peckered. Lucky charmed. Fannie packed. Blarney stoned. Hufl puffed. Liquidly exuberant. [ bleep ] the waitress. And [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. Cheers. Jimmy couple i didnt know there. Thank you, jamie. And one more thing before we forge ahead this thursday night. Time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, its this week in unnecessary censorship. Tune in tomorrow night at nine. Were going to ask him how he [ bleep ] himself at the end of every work day. Im a [ bleep ]. Im a big [ bleep ]. Thats right, get [ bleep ] up. Springing forward an hour. I did, because i [ bleep ] one of my [ bleep ] raw. My thumb woke me up and then i fell back asleep. I think thats when you texted everybody was [ bleep ] you. And i was like, he [ bleep ] you. Lets not get into that. I know that you have one of the biggest [ bleep ] if not the biggest. When things are not going your way, you can kinda get down on yourself. You and need somebody to kinda [ bleep ] you in the butt and say, hey, lets go. Topic of conversation, pard me, ive had this [ bleep ] in my throat for a week. All right, thanks as usual for joining us. [ bleep ] you, wolf. Mother. So, mother, how was your day . Well, i bleached my [ bleep ], my [ bleep ]. Why cant you just say fine like everybody else when we say well [ bleep ] you, we mean it. Theyll [ bleep ] you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy on the show, we have music from the mighty mighty bo bosstones. Dj khaled is here. And well be right back with tim allen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wortio. Dicky drink responsibly. But the offers. Will not. Experience uncommon refinement our most luxurious models ever, including the lx, ls and es during the lexus command performance sales event. But dont hesitate. This event ends march 31st. 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This is their new single, what the world needs now is love. It is available on vinyl and itunes. The mighty mighty bosstones from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. You can see them live with flogging molly tomorrow night at the forum here in l. A. Are you gonna wear that for the performance tonight . Dicky no, no. Is that tonight . Jimmy yes, that is tonight. You should probably go change. Go get into something not as ridiculous. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we planned that before the show. He said, you say, are you gonna wear that, and then he would exit. And he still messed it up. Jimmy yeah, i know. You going to the show tomorrow at the forum . Yeah. Jimmy i know you said in the commercial you were going to go, but are you actually going to go . Yeah, i go. If he invite me, i go. Jimmy theres a zero percent chance you will be there. Lets be honest. Next week we have new shows with some exceptionally funny people including dave chappelle, adam carolla, bill hader, Shaquille Oneal and we will have music from weezer, imagine dragons, mondo cozmo, and our monday music mashup is icet. I. Icet and t. I. Team uch teaming up and mashing up. Our first guest tonight is a golden globewinning actor whose hugely successful career stretches from infinity to past it. His show last man standing remember the other day, it wasnt a big deal. Yeah. Well, i dug a little deeper. Sit down. Turns out our youngest daughter is feeling weird. No wonder you need to eat. You must be drained. Jimmy last man standing airs friday nights, please welcome tim allen [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you look good. Thank you. Jimmy you look like a priest thats come over for dinner. Is that how were going to start . Jimmy im sorry. No, you look good. Im on a gluten only diet, gluten, transfat and paper clips. Jimmy thats the new thing in hollywood. Are you irish or a st. Patricks day type of character . My brothers birthday is st. Paddys day. We thought we were irish. Its one of those deals. I took my family to ireland, and they said, we think that family might be german. We went to munich. No, youre probably scottish. Funny you should ask, i took the 23 and me thing. Jimmy the genetic test. Did the saliva, waited the weeks, and it turns out im 100 black. [ laughter and applause ] what a surprise. It turns out, they dont fail. I might have answered a few questions wrong. Jimmy well, congratulations on that. Its a whole new world for me. Jimmy are you on break from your show right now . Im doing your show. Jimmy i know tonight youre here, but i mean, tomorrow, for instance, will you be working . Tuesday we start our big hiatus. Jimmy how long are you off . Off until july about 25th. Jimmy oh, thats great. What are you going to do . I work the mirage in vegas, and im doing some concerts and then my wife decided for one of her birthdays, the big one, she says, i want to take a trip in a sewage truck. You call them rvs. Jimmy she really wants to do that . She wants to take an rv trip. I said yes. So i customized an rv, thats what i like to do. I bought this rv, customized it in wisconsin. Long story short, this is basically taking care of your familys sewer. Theres pipes that touch excrement from your family. Jimmy you have to get in there . And dump it. Jimmy kids cant do that for you . Just go at home. Why do we wait until were in a small its in a tank that i gotta deal with. You go places you dont want to go and you park and you level it and you cook eggs and then jimmy did you stay at an rv park . Yes thats what you do. Where else would you stay . Well pull into the peninsula. Get out, lets go to the hotel room, at least we drove downtown. Jimmy it sounds to me like something you would talk your wife into. I like the machine. I like boats. So but its an rv with a hole. Everybody gets on the boat and takes a crap. What is that about . Why do you wait until you get to the boat, where its a flush and theres problems. Im basically just a maid. Jimmy happy birthday. Very happy about it. Jimmy okay, so you dont have much in the way of plans for this break. Thats what were going to do. Jimmy you went to the president ial inauguration . I was invited. We went to the veterans ball, i went to see the democrats and republicans. Yeah, i went to the inauguration. Jimmy im not attacking you. Im not kidding, you gotta be real careful around here, you get beat up if you dont believe what everybody believes, its like 30s germany. If youre not part of the group. You know what we believe is right. Well, i might have a problem with it. Im a comedian, i like going on both sides. This government does stuff big. Ive never been to anything like that. Jimmy was it a big deal . Just so many people. And when they show up, the expresident gets in a helicopter and jets and marines taking him this way. But it looks like a cadillac parade. Just rows of cadillacs. My kids were going, is this the parade . Its like black cadillac, black cadillac, and then a tractor. Theres no marching bands. I used to like parades. Funny off story, i took my little one. Im not ignorant, but sometimes i play it. We went to see the santa monica parade down on santa monica boulevard. The gay parade. When they say gay, i thought there would be floats and stuff. You dont want to take a 5yearold to that parade. Look at the music, its a fire truck with naked men on it. [ laughter ] jimmy theres no bullwinkle. Gay pride parades have a different tone than disney on ice parade. Jimmy theres no ice for one thing. Theres no ice. Its a lot of nude guys on vehicles. Its hard to jimmy so you do standup, you go around, the country is very divided. What are you worried about . I have buddies in the security business. Im a tech freak. I have a guy thats he always has cell phone batteries that come out. He said, you put an iphone down, in a week, its dead. I say, its not really off . No, its never really off. One day i was thinking, if a government drove down the street with a gray sedan with a camera on it, youd be rioting, but if its white with emojis and google on it, yay, youre waving at it theyre taking pictures of your house jimmy thats a point. Youre waving at it. Take a picture of my house from the sky theres that camera that looks around your block. Who are these people . I wanted to put f. U. On the top of my house. Have that satellite go, oh, no, no. Jimmy have you ever searched for your own house . Hell yeah. Im out there going like this. Jimmy i did it too and im like, hey, theres my car. Its a little spooky. Our privacy, you give up. I like amazon prime as much as anybody. You shop for a lot. I wish people would shop for the news as much as we shop for a new pair of glasses. But amazon, at the bottom, they suggest things you might like. You mean like the stuff i just bought yesterday . Why do they they know way too much about us. Jimmy i feel sometimes they send things to my home that i never ordered. Just to see if youd like it. Jimmy and i always like it. Its a weird thing. Some automatic thing thats going on. This was a relational database. It was the university of wisconsin 19 years ago, they started this whole thing. Give you ten of your favorite movies and you go, i like these five. To what degree do you like them . Then they gave you 20 more and 30 and get down to ten. Then they gave you five films what youd love, and i loved every one of them. They sold that. Jimmy really . Once they know your preferences jimmy sometimes i get in my netflix cue and i go, oh, im an idiot. Because it suggests dumb stuff. Jimmy yeah. I am an idiot. [ laughter ] its very good to see you. Where will you be doing shows . Whens the next one, standup wise . 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This st. Patricks day im headed back to ireland to brew up something special. Hey, my friends. Hey, im back how have you been . I miss ireland. We missed you too. Its my dream to brew my own ser veza for st. Patricks, can we do that . Absolutely. Where are we now . This is one of the main routes out of dublin. Wow, i feel like el chapo. Absolutely, yeah. This where we create all our fantastic beers. Mr. Peter simpson is our head brewer. How are you . This is the base of every beer. Have a smell. Like snoop dogg. So what is this thing doing . Its breaking the starch in the malt, the sugar, and then the yeast eats that sugar and turns into alcohol. I like alcohol, this is my favorite part of the job. This is where you boil it and add the hops. And also where we can add your secret ingredient. Oh, yeah, my churro. Guillermo, you excited to have a taste . Whats it smell like . Oh, yeah, i smell the churros. Delicious. Now well bottle your beer. What . Were actually making a beer . What did you think we were doing . I thought we were just [ bleep ] around. There you go. Theres your beer. Guillermo, you did it. You brewed your own beer. Thank you, guinness, and thank you to my irish amigos. Happy st. Patricks day. Cilantro. Introducing guillermos st. Patricks day ale. Wow so good to drink. From made only the finest barley, wheat, hops, and c happy st. Patricks day. Jimmy well be right back with dj khaled. [ cheers and applause ] its a very simple procedure, mr. Diaz. Were just going to make one small incision here, then were gonna go in and remove your 67 corvette. My vette . Its just a gall bladder you dont have. Aflac paying you cash, so you might have to sell that sweet little muscle machine just to cover your rent. More funny juice. But my papa gave me. That. Car. What do you wish you had . Aflac. Ohh, i love doing that. Health can change, but the life you love doesnt have to. 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Patricks day in purple. Gq magazine, what you waiting on . I need to be on the cover. Jimmy is this a special cloth . Yeah, this is special cloth. My stylist went to italy. Jimmy oh, really . And got the silks from the finest cloth, you know what im saying. Jimmy when your stylist goes to italy, does he or she bring back a suit, or does she bring back a roll of fabric and make you a custommade suit. Hes a don, hes a male. He knows my taste. Im cut from a special cloth. So he had to get the silks from a special you know what im saying, everybody gotta be special. Jimmy yeah. Now i want to mention, this is your son, your boy here on the cover. Yeah, thats my son. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is one of the cutest things ive ever seen in my life. This kid in that little suit. Does he wear suits regularly . That was specially tailor made. Jimmy he has a taylormade suit. We got matching suits. Every suit i got, he got. Jimmy he has one of these . Absolutely. Jimmy thats fantastic. Thats my biggest blessing. I love you so much, i love you. Jimmy how old is he now . Hes four months old. Jimmy and hes the executive producer of this song . My son is the executive producer, not only of this song with me, beyonce and jayz, but also my new album thats coming out this year, my tenth album, and its called grateful. Jimmy and he is credited . Yes, he is credited as the executive producer and, you know, his attorney has his points, royalties and everything. Jimmy i see. Does he know hes the executive producer . Absolutely. Jimmy he does . Hes in the studio, listening to songs with me, going over the business part of it, if the vocals are right, if the beats are right, if the energy is right. Everything, hes a part of. Jimmy i see. How does he express his pleasure to you . Well, when we did beyonce and jayzs song, top ten record in the country, soon to be number one. [ cheers and applause ] its a little like this, you know what im saying . And then hell just go, you know what im saying. When he does that, those are smash hit records. Then if he does this, thats like the real serious records, but hits. With substance and like, its a vibe, you know what i mean . Jimmy hes feeling it. And you can see it. Jimmy look to him to see whether its good or not. Absolutely. If hes not in the studio while were recording, most of the time he is, and if hes not, ill face time him and put him on the phone with the artist. The other day i was waiting on this vocal, i had to send a video of my son going, where the vocals at . You know what im saying . And drake bought my son a key and me, that we can never separate. Everything we talk about on the album is top secret. Jimmy its twobetween us. And his nanny. Yeah. Jimmy so lets say you were to play him a song, and he were to poop during it, would you say this ones no good . Believe it or not, the poops and the throwups are super blessings. Jimmy oh, really . So those are the real good ones. He actually threw up on me when i was mixing shining. That was a blessing. Jimmy wow, im angry at my father right now. We never did any of this kind of stuff. We never produced an album. Occasionally we mowed the lawn together, that was about it. The key is love. Jimmy youre teaching kids right now. You have a website, get schooled. Com, where you give these keys to children, not just College Students but all ages, correct . Yes. Jimmy and this months key to success is, ive written this down, secure the bag. Secure the bag. Jimmy what does that mean . Its basically, protect your future. Obviously, make sure you have, a bag is finances, you know what im saying. Jimmy save . Save, make money, but dont how can i say, mess up the money. Jimmy right. Your nest egg. Right, dont do nothing crazy to not secure your future. So every day i tell the kids, make sure you stay focused because you dont want to do something crazy thats going to hurt the bag. Jimmy you gotta protect the bag. Secure the bag and protect the bag. Jimmy what does have lots of pillows mean . Youve been saying that a lot lately. Thats a major key for me. You have to rest each part of your greatness. You know what im saying . When i go to bed, i can sleep on this side. Jimmy so youre literally talking about pillows. Jimmy you have to have a lot of pillows . You have to. [ applause ] thats a major key. And thats part of respecting your body. Jimmy i agree with you. Well, you know, theres much to be learned for me. You can go to get school. Com. [ cheers and applause ] dj khaled, everybody well be right back with the mighty mighty bosstones [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Hello, peco. Hi. Can you help me save on my energy bill . Old appliances. Like a hot water heater . Its around here somewhere. Nope. Nope. What is this thing . Sir, have you looked in the basement . Huh. Oh, yeah. No wonder. It was hidden behind all of my free weights. If youre not an expert, peco can help. We have lots of ways to help you save energy and money. Peco. The future is on. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank tim allen, dj khaled, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song what the world needs now is love the mighty mighty bosstones what the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing that theres too little of what the world needs now is love sweet love no not just for some but for everyone we dont need another mountain there are mountains and hillsides enough to climb there are oceans and rivers enough to cross enough to last till the end of time what the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing it that theres just too little of what the world needs now is love sweet love no not just for some but for everyone we dont need another meadow there are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow there are sun beams and moon beams enough to shine listen lord if you want to know what the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing that theres just too little of what the world needs now is love sweet love no not just for some but for everyone what the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing that theres just too little of what the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing that theres just too little of what the world needs now is love sweet love its the only thing that theres just too little of what the world needs now is love sweet love no not just for some but for each and every one [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] all right, kids, thanks again. 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