This was supposed to be a huge storm. Then rachel m talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. This is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. Stick with this worth it. Tell me how those waves are. A little bit sloppy. Were you able to get any action out there . A little bit. How long did you stay out for . Floated a mile. Do you have a van here . We do have a van here, that big news van. Do you want to give me a ride back to my car . We might be able to work something out for you, whats your name . Always surf the cr storms . Your first time. Are you going to go out again . Yeah, i think ill try surfing again. Do you usually do it in thee . No, this is my first time surfing. Period . Yeah. Ever . Yeah. Jimmy you know, on second thought, i dont think were going to let you in the van. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i like to find a Silver Lining in situations like this weather thing. Last night on the show i issued a youtube challenge to those of you who were holed up at home because of the snow, gath area snowball, then throw it onto someone whos asleep. A lot of people did do this. Heres one of them. Here, jimmy kimmel. Im throwing a snowball at dad. Im definitely going to be dead. Its snowing jimmy kimmel made me do it. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Sorry [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was more than a ball. Thats good too. Once again your mission is to go outside, pack a fresh ball of snow, not ice, we dont want to knock out teeth, wake somebody up with it, post the video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i served a snowball in bed. Keep an eye out for a message from us. By the way, we have a very special guest sitting in with the cletones tonight. The great Paul Schaefer is here with us. Hey, jimmy. Thanks for having me. Im rocking with the cletones. Jimmy youre having fun with the cletones . Rocking hard with the cletones. Jimmy tom bones malone sitting in. [ cheers and applause ] were thrilled to be here with you. Jimmy im very excited to have you here. Paul has a new album, paul shaffer and the worlds most dangerous band. Youre going to play with jenny lewis and shaggy. Body of them do guest shots on the record, they sing beautiful songs, were going to play them for you tonight. I know youve gone stuff with jenny lewis. How did you and shag 50 meet and get together . I was looking for the aerie heights and there he was. Hes always there if you need him. Paul will be here all night tonight. Hell be playing for us later on in the program. [ cheers and applause ] last night, i mentioned this a moment ago, last night on msnbc we finally got a look at Donald Trumps tax returns, sort of. Rachel maddow, on twitter yesterday rachel wrote, i have his tax returns, i will be revealing them onair. Of course everyone went nuts. This is how crazy hes made us. Were rushing to our tvs screaming, quick Rachel Maddows about to show a 1040 form the show starts, she does a 19minutelong monologue about why its important to see a president s tax returns, then well see Donald Trumps taxes after this. She seacrested us. Went to the commercials. Once she got back from commercial she showed what she had. Which was two pages of tax return from 2005. No specifics no deductions. This is the first two pages. The only thing we learned is that theres a j. In melania. Who will heretofore be referred to as the fijrst lady. According to the first two pages trump made 150 million in income, paid 38 million in taxes in 2005. Some people were surprised he paid any taxes at all. Which you cant blame them for that. 2005 was an off year for everyone. Johnny depp made that willy wonka movie. Kanye west and george bush had that problem. Harry potters goblet caught on fire. And donald trump accidentally paid some taxes. It happens. Listen, heres the thing. Donald trump is never going to release his taxes, or the cracken, or melania, for that matter. [ laughter ] hes a very private man. He doesnt like to brag about his wealth. I dont know why people cant get that through their heads. The only result of what happened last night is Rachel Maddow topped Rosie Odonnell as Donald Trumps leastfavorite lesbian, thats it. [ cheers and applause ] oh, by the way, our president also has a new leastfavorite rapper. Snoop dogg made a music video in which he points one of those guns with the word bang comes out . He points this cartoon bang gun at a clown dressed as the president. That did not go over well at the white house. This morning, trump bleeped off the toilet and tweeted, can you imagine what the outcry would be if snoop dogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at president obama . Jail time. If i was snoop id make that the title of my next album, jail time. I have to say, this is exciting. Its been a long time since we had a president involved in a rap feud. [ laughter ] the east coast, west coast rivalry. Donald trump is the only president where youre not sure if hes going to start a war with north korea or lil wayne. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thank you. Heres something new to worry about. This happened to a woman on a flight from beijing to melbourne. She had her headphones in. Then her headphones exploded. They went up in flames. Thats what it looked like postexplosion. Theyre not sure if it was due to a defect in the headphones or the batteries were bad or she was just listening to a really good song. But they had to bring in a lot of packets of moist towelettes to clean it return the worst part is she still has no idea how moana ends. Have you filled out your ncaa brackets . Its march madness time. The round of 64 starts. I filled mine out today. I think it got it right, i doublechecked it, a perfect bracket. My favorite thing when is you go through the team names, you see all these colleges you never heard of, how many of these equal lenses sound like wealthy frat guys that would try to sleep with your girlfriend. Troy. Xavier. Kent. Duke. Creighton. Jerks, right . All jerks. President trump announced he will not fill out an ncaa bracket but before president obama did he released his bracket on twitter today. Duke, arkansas, kansas, and who gives a crap about any of this, im free. [ laughter ] College Basketball is probably the most fun of all the big sports. Kids get very create it. That said, im proud to present the student sign of the night tonight. That is the student sign of the night. Referee miscall. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats what a high school game. I give that kid an aplus. The l. A. County Sheriffs Department is making some changes you may notice. They Just Announced their spending 300,000 to change the color of their belt buckles and other metal embellishments from silver to gold. This is the old uniform. You can see theyve got a silver belt buckle. This is the new one. This is not a joke. Thats the new one. I dont know about you, i feel safer already, i really do. [ laughter ] they spent 100,000 on the buckles alone. Some people think its a waste of taxpayer money. Those people are called taxpayers. [ laughter ] but the l. A. Sheriffs department isnt buckling. In fact, they just released this Public Service announcement that explains why this change is important. At a time when tensions between the police and those they serve seem to have reached a fever pitch, officers must find new ways to show their communities that they have their best interests at heart. Thats why the l. A. Sheriffs department is making some important changes. We bought new belts. We need to be ready to confront any challenge and do so without losing the trust of the people. Look, our belts now match our tie clips. No matter how bad things get, well protect you. And well look damn good doing it. The l. A. Sheriffs department. Youre going to like the way you look, i guarantee it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we miss him. We have to take a break. When we come back, these two people who are visitors from other lands will go head to foreign head for the chance to move from the youth hostel theyre staying in down the block to a Luxury Hotel Room also down the block in a highstakes game of hostel la reese veels sta. Stick around, well be right back. [music plays throughout] hi. Woo hi. Hi. All pants, jeans, and tops up to 40 off. Hi, fashion. Old navy. Hashtag stuffy nose. Hashtag no sleep. Hashtag mouthbreather. Just put on a breathe right strip. It instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight mouthbreathers. Breathe right. Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of American Express. Cleto senior on saxophone, pail schaefer sitting in with the cletones. Its a good time. Matthew perry, michael pena are on the way. Spring break has broken in hollywood which means the streets are flowing with visitors from all over the world. Some of those visitors stay a couple doors down from us at a youth hostel. Its called the walk of fame backpackers hostel. Beds go for 45 a night, you share a room, you share a bathroom, theres a lot of sharing, too much sharing really in this youth hostel. From time to time we try to make a dream come true by giving a pair of young people who are staying at the hostel a chance to win an upgrade to a luxurious Hollywood Hotel suite. With that said it is time to play hostel vista. Here we go. Cousin sal is outside. Sal is not wearing a costume, this is what he wears to work every day here. Sal its funny every time, i know. Jimmy do you have a tail . Sal ill wrap you around the throat with it when i get in. Jimmy less meet our competitors. Two young people. One of them is, well, the young lady, your name is pilar . Where are you from . Im from argentina. Jimmy where in argentina . Maldo plata. Jimmy it almost sounds like a curse word, doesnt it. What do you do there for work . Are you a student . I dont work, im an engineering student. Jimmy engineering. Where are you going to school . In maldo plata. Jimmy all right. Lets meet your opponent, a neighbor who is manuel . Yes, my name is manuel, i am from germany. Jimmy from germany. Are there a lot of manuels in germany . There are, there are. Jimmy what are you doing, a student as well . Studying geology. Jimmy what will you be once you get your degree . A geologist. Jimmy a geologist, the answers are so simple, its like i dont need to ask them. Heres whats at stake. Newly renovated luxury suite at the classic Hollywood Roosevelt hotel. Youll live it up in this 1,200 square foot suite with a beautiful bed and a door that even locks. And to win all you have to do is know more than your opponent does about the place you are visiting, our city, our state. Do you know a lot about our city and state . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy okay respe, all right. According to the two pocket dr. Dre song california love which area of l. A. Is always up to no good . Always up to no good. Wow. Its not compton, is it . Jimmy it is not but very close, manuel. Pilar, do you know dr. Dre and tupac . Hm. Hollywood . Jimmy hey, it was a good guess because it rhymes but it is not correct, it is inglewood. We are off to a flying start here. No, but you guys are going to be sleeping on the street at the end of this game. Our next question. This is the mascot, on the screen, look to your video screen. To your right, pilar. Yes. This is the mascot for which California University . Okay, lets see, manuel . Ucla . Jimmy oh, no, that is not correct. Pilar, do you know . Berkeley . Jimmy that is not correct, no. Have you been out of the room . [ laughter ] yeah, we have. Sal this is a joke, right, so i have to stay in this stupid costume all night . I get it. Jimmy you can take off the pants. Usc was the answer. Next question. Oh, boy, youre not going to get this either. Which famous highway runs along the Pacific Coast . Yes . Sunset boulevard . Jimmy no, not correct. It runs its a highway along the Pacific Coast. My bad. Pacific boulevard . Jimmy im sorry, that is not correct. Paul, do you know this one . Is it Pacific Coast highway . Jimmy thats absolutely right [ cheers and applause ] were going to give paul your room if you guys dont get something. I need a place to stay. Is there a hostel in the neighborhood . Jimmy there just so happens to be a hostel right down the block. There may be a vacancy. Maybe not though. Jimmy im going to give one more question. This is unbelievable. All right, here it is. After a huge mixup which movie won the oscar for best picture this year . Yes, who rang in . Pilar. Moonlight. Jimmy that is absolutely right wow. Sals going to take your luggage. Which one is your luggage . All of that luggage . You can stay in that luggage, thats unbelievable. So you are getting the room at the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel. Dont worry, manuel. Youre not going back emptyhanded. For you weve got your own portable mini bar to drown your sorrows. [ cheers and applause ] tiny bottles of crown royal. 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Tomorrow night, tim allen, dj khaled, and music from our announcer Dicky Barrett and his band the mighty mighty bosstones. Our first guest was our friend long before facebook cheapened the whole thing. He plays a senator named ted in a new miniseries called the kennedys after camelot it premieres april 2nd on reelz. Please welcome Matthew Perry. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you, sir . Doing well, how are you . Jimmy im well. Would you consider yourself fully canadian . Im sort of half. Half. Half and half. Jimmy half canadian . Im half and half. Between us we make a full american. Jimmy and by the way, this is an interesting thing i learned about you. I did not know this. The Prime Minister, the current Prime Minister of canada, justin trudeau, somebody you went to school wit with . I did, a couple of years ahead of him. Jimmy what year . Fifth grade, whatever age you are. Jimmy 10, probably. 10 . Jimmy do you remember him . I do. I have a story about him that im not proud of. Jimmy really . Okay, well yeah. I was reminded of this. My friend chris murray, also in the fifth grade in canada, reminded me that we actually beat up justin trudeau. [ laughter ] jimmy you beat him up . Why . Yeah, yeah. I dont know jimmy the two of you beat him up . We both beat him up. And i think he was excelling in a sport that we werent. So pure jealousy. Jimmy i see. And we, you know, we beat him up. Jimmy his dad was the Prime Minister of canada . His dad was the Prime Minister. Jimmy at that time . I dont think thats the reason we beat him up. I think he was the only kid in school we could beat up. Dont they have secret service protecting the children of their Prime Ministers . They didnt. Jimmy they didnt, wow. That would never happen to barron trump, youd be in the stock caid right now, youd be in russia somewhere. Its true. You know, im not bragging, this is terrible. I was a stupid kid. I didnt want to beat him up. I think at one point i tried to turn it into love play. [ laughter ] jimmy well, he is a handsome guy. Boy is he ever. But i think i was rather instrumental in him going to such great heights and becoming the Prime Minister. Jimmy you feel that way . Yeah, i think he said, im going to rise above this and im going to become Prime Minister. Jimmy and destroy those two boys. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy perry and murray. Hes above both of us. Jimmy is that Something Else . Do you have contact with him . No, no. I feel ashamed. I dont want to think about it. Jimmy are you on spring break right now . Do you do that . Im out of school. [ laughter ] graduated. Yeah. Jimmy what are you hoping to do . Get out of cool. Jimmy you were doing a play in london, a play that you wrote and starred in. Thats right. Jimmy did you direct as well . No. Jimmy writing and starring in it was enough. Was that fun, living over there . It was definitely fun. It was fun to do the play. It was the first thing ive ever written on my own. Very rewarding. Jimmy youre going to be doing it in new york . Now were moving it to new york. And i had to do a major rewrite which id just completed. Because the people in new york wanted many Different Things done to it. And amongst them, they wanted all the swear words taken out. Jimmy what . Yeah. Jimmy really . For the prim and proper new york audiences. [ laughter ] but they wanted to take it out. So i had to do a word search. And i realized that i used the same swear word 131 times. [ laughter ] jimmy which one was it . Well, it was the big one. Jimmy the big one, the main one. The word you actually just used. [ laughter ] i didnt say a thing, we canadians dont do that. I recognized it. We dont use language. Jimmy we blame ourselves. Its our influence. Theyre more uptight in new york than london . I find that difficult to believe i went from 131 to 15. Jimmy wow, well, you know, thats reasonable. Sure. Jimmy last time you were here, i was so fascinated to learn about your its not a man cave, its actually a bat cave. Its a bat cave. Jimmy a room full of batman memorabilia. Thats right. Jimmy have you added anything . Yes, i got a gift of a batman, a statue of batman thats about that high. Jimmy okay. I remind you that i am 47. [ laughter ] yeah, that high, a new addition. Jimmy who gave you the batman . My manager. Jimmy was it wrapped . It was wrapped. And i had to put it together. Jimmy you, did you assembled it yourself . Yeah. Jimmy was that a project . It took awhile to figure out. I dont know about you but i usually have people do things for me. Jimmy yeah, sure. But i had to actually do this. Jimmy you did. Your manager sends you a batman that you have to assemble yourself, make you wonder, wow, he should be getting me more to do . Like jobs . [ laughter ] jimmy like something. Yeah. No, you kind before you get batman stuff, you kind of wonder, what the hell is happening to me . Whats happened to my life . Jimmy yeah, right. That im getting batman stuff . Jimmy youre about to have that feeling again. Oh no. Jimmy one of the prop guys here was so tickled by your Batman Museum that he made you this very special, if you look close, you can see thats your own chin and eyes there. [ cheers and applause ] its a bat mask. That is that is very sweet. Jimmy im going to tell you Something Else, i dont know if you realize. Ben affleck who played batman, he has a whole room dedicated to you at his house. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy Matthew Perry. When we come back, well see the kennedys after this. How do you become americas bestselling brand . Youre not going to make it. Do you think you can make it . Uhh. Make it. Every time. Nice going further to keep drivers moving freely. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. You need to eat this special. 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Thats all the information i have right now. Im terribly sorry. Jimmy that is Matthew Perry in the kennedys after camelot. You play ted kennedy. Mary jos parents. Thats right. Jimmy you cat the word car, you nailed the word car which is the most important word when youre doing an accent like that. Yes. When i got the role i was doing the play in london. And the accent is obviously very important when youre doing this. Ted kennedy had a very specific accent. It wasnt just a boston accent, it was an uppercrust accent. So they hired a dialect coach for me and i worked 12 to 15 times on the accent. Jimmy while doing the play . Yeah. It was really important to get it down. And i paid for this dialect coach. He taught me the wrong accent. Jimmy oh, wow. Yeah. Jimmy how did you find out . I didnt know that, so he taught me the wrong accent, and heres the accent that he taught me. And i questioned it. But he taught me that ted kennedy spoke like this. This is the accent he taught me. He taught me ted kennedy talked like this. And i was like, really . During intimate conversations he spoke like that . He was like, yes. And so i was going around going, this is the way ted ken day talks, talks like this. Right . So i get to the set. On the first day of shooting. And im inside a limousine. Inside a limousine, very intimate scene with this wonderful actress named Kristen Hague history played my life. And my line was, im going to take the boat out, the kids can fly home in the morning. So the director says action. And i say, im going to take the boat out, the kids can fly home in the morning. And the director goes, cut just say that a little softer and faster. And i go, okay. Im going to take the boat out, kids can fly home in the morning. And the director says, cut dont say anything at all. And then i go back to my trailer and the writer, obviously everybody was panicked. And the writer came to me and spoke to me for about 40 minutes about the language of ten kennedy, the tragedy, all that stuff. And i said, so you want me to tone it down . And he said, yes, please tone it down. And i immediately called to the dialect coach. And i said, id like to see you, please. And i said, the voice is wrong. The thing we worked on, even this morning, is wrong. And the dialect coach went [ laughter ] and i said, dont dont move your head up and down. Say youre sorry and luckily we figured it out. It ended up working out. Jimmy did he ever apologize . He never apologized. Jimmy you want to get your buddy chris murray and beat the crap out of that guy. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, thats a good idea. Jimmy look at this i didnt realize this. Batmans mask comes off. And look, its batman is Matthew Perry, its unbelievable the kennedys after camelot premieres april 2nd on reelz. Matthew perry, everybody be right back with michael pena. 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Jimmy is that a thing . What, what . Some people are like, eww its true im not making it look too sexy but whatever. Jimmy is a chafing stick something you rub on on my thighs. You know. [ laughter ] jimmy are you talking about your penis . No [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know. A chafing stick . No, its like right here. This guy. Jimmy oh. Yeah, like jimmy by the way, while were on that subject. Your director, costar in the film practical nudist. Jimmy he likes to be naked. He does. He really got this shape. In shape. He was at 0 body fat the first week. He did he was naked the entire week. Jimmy first few types i met him he was naked, for no reason at all. But theres a scene in the movie, and i assume he wrote it because he wrote the movie. We talked about this last night. Your face makes contact with his crotch. Hes naked. Well, i mean, not his crotch. You know, the pubic hair. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. In that area. You know. Jimmy now he was talking about how uncomfortable it was for him. For him . Oh, thats good. Jimmy even worse for you . He did a couple things. No, he did three things. Like he wrote that like a week before. Jimmy that was before we started filming. The first draft. He texted me, i wrote a scene, youre not going to like it. And i read it and i was like, its funny, whatever. He told me he was going to wear a sock. It was a seethrough sock. [ laughter ] and i was like, thanks, boss. Aah i dont like where the story is leading. No, paul, you want to hear the best . Yeah, go ahead. This guy thinks hes being so good, so cool. He wears a merkin. You know what a merkin is . A wig for your pubes. This guy thinks its a great idea, its going to cushion the blow, its going to be great. Jimmy he said he did it for you. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy being considerate. It was a big one. I mean, it was like don king was like im not lying. And now this nudist, whos like really comfortable, really comfortable with himself, all of a sudden hes really insecure. And we did a couple takes, i hope people dont think thats my actual pubic hair. But hes the director, he could have cut it or he could have, you know but instead jimmy maybe he wants people to hes going to be known as monster pubes. Jimmy maybe trying to get an endorsement deal with rogaine. Erik estrada was in the movie, was he okay with the fact that youre now taking on his character . He was super cool with it. Erik estrada is still really super cool. He comes onset. Hes doing his thing. You know, he was a big star in the 80s, you know. Jimmy sure. Still is. He gets recognized. Literally like hes walking along to the soundtrack of like saturday night fever. You know what i mean . You can tell by the way i use my walk you know . Like hes telling where to put the cameras and stuff. Jimmy really . Yeah, hes like, get my good side. Get my other good side. And i was like then he winks. Thats my good side. Jimmy your brother is a cop in chicago. Hes an actual cop. Jimmy is he excited about the fact that youre in this movie . Because hes a cop hes like, mike, youre really good at pretending how to be a cop. I just want you to know im the real thing. Jimmy did he lobby to be in the film because he as real cop . Heres the thing, dax shepard wanted to put his brother and my brother, and it would have been great revenge. Like in biker shorts. I didnt tell him it was in biker shorts. As bicycle cops. Your brother . Yeah, but he refused. Jimmy really . He didnt want to be in the movie . At the time, i dont know, why hes like, mike, im not going to fly. Im not going to let the terrorists get me. And im like, dude, im pretty sure they dont fly southwest. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy he was genuinely worried about that . He really was. Jimmy does he know something we dont know . You know what, he was hes like, they dont know isis the way i know isis. Im like, how do you know isis . Hes like, i got people. He doesnt he works in a jail. Really. You know, i mean, i love him to death but jimmy hes not in quasguanto bay, hes in chicago. In a correctional facility. Jimmy your brother is a character. What are his kid easy names again . Does this cause problems at home . I dont know. One of the kids is ariana. After Ariana Grande which is totally cool. The other is Anthony Michael. Like Anthony Michael hall. The third one, he just pulled the trigger, screw it. Angelina jolie. [ laughter ] Angelina Jolie pena. [ applause ] jimmy and its a boy . Dont clap. And its a boy and its a boy. Jimmy that is beautiful. Is he planning to have other children . Chuck norris. Is on the way. Jimmy please give him my best. I will. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations on the movie. Chips opens march 24th. Michael pena, everybody be right back with Paul Schaefer, jenny lewis and shaggy [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. We asked people to write down the things they love to do most on these balloons. Travel with my daughter. Roller derby. Now give up half of em. Do i have to . This is a tough financial choice we could face when we retire. But, if we start saving even just 1 more of our annual income. We could keep doing all the things we love. Prudential. Bring your challenges. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to matthew per i, thanks to michael pena, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first his new album is called paul shaffer the worlds most dangerous band, here with some help from jenny lewis, shaggy and the cletones, paul shaffer well every evening when all my days work is through ill call my baby and ask her what we can do i mention movies but shes like hmm maybe not but then she ask me why dont i come to her spot and have some dinner and since weve got time to kill we turn the phone off so we can netflix and chill i say yeh thats right i say i say yeh and now to do it to us, miss jenny lewis with your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue the only thing i ever get from you is sorrow sorrow youre acting funny spending all my money youre out there playing all your high class games of sorrow sorrow you never do what you know you oughta something tells me youre the devils daughter sorrow sorrow oh oh oh with your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue the only thing i ever get from you is sorrow sorrow oh oh oh with your long blonde hair i couldnt sleep at night with your long blonde hair i couldnt sleep at night with your long blonde hair i couldnt sleep at night it goes on and on and on and on [ cheers and applause ] and now, direct from jamaica, please welcome shaggy [ cheers and applause ] love worlds most dangerous man i will say, paul shaffer bum bum bum de bum bum bum de bum i love the lightning i love the lightning i love it like that i love her like that lets love her like that i love her like that heard from my love i know that it is a chore all your love id brave the ocean from the shore your love i got everything i need and more for sure everything i need when you i adore girl like that needs the love i need the love girl i need i need your love like hand to glove yes i love her like that i love her like that i love her like that i love her like that [ cheers and applause ] tonight a special edition of nightline. Face to face finding my father. Shes been looking for him her entire life. Ive always seen ladies walk down the aisle with their father and i never got it. Turning to an investigative genealogist for answers. But after two misfires he is not your birth father. Its coming up negative. Sorry. Was she ever going to find him . Tonight the heartwarming story guess what . He is your father. He is . He is. Oh, god. I just knew it. And the family reunion. I cant wait to see him. I cant wait to see him. A lifetime in the making. This special edition of nightline, face to