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Or as the ground hogs call it, fat guy in a top hat yanks me out of my hole. This morning, Punxsutawny Phil made his 131st prediction. This year, he came out, saw what was happening in washington and went right back in the hole. Every day theres something new to report. President trump this morning was the Main Attraction at the National Prayer breakfast in washington, d. C. Its an annual event organized by a christian organization. All the president s go. People say trump has a tendency to wander off topic and make things about him. This is what he had to say to kick off this annual morning of prayer. We had tremendous success on the apprentice. And when i ran for president , i had to leave the show. Thats when i knew for sure i was doing it. And they hired a big, big movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger to take my place, and we know how that turned out. The ratings went right down the tubes. Its been a total disaster, and mark will never, ever bet against trump again. And i want to just pray for arnold, okay, for those ratings . Never heard that passage from the bible before. Is that corinthians . Donald trump praised the rest of us write comments on youtube videos. When he said he was going to get tough on foreign leaders, i didnt realize he meant Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hey, donald, lets switch jobs. You take over tv because youre such an expert in tv. And i take over your job, and then people can finally sleep comfortably again. [ laughter and applause ] you know we have a problem when turning the country over to Arnold Schwarzenegger seems like a good idea to people. Very strange to see a president take a shot at a reality show at a Prayer Breakfast. Hes attacking the host of his own show. Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know what, id like to pray for Arnold Schwarzenegger, for his show. Guillermo, lets take a moment to pray together. Join me in prayer together for your fellow immigrant to the United States of america. Dear lord, wed like to ask for your blessing tonight for former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, may his mighty biceps lift not only the ratings of celebrity apprentice, but also lift the spirits of contestants like Carnie Wilson and vince neil, lead them all not to the chopper, but deliver them arnol bends over to dust. And please forgive him for the expendable 3, amen. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, theres a new report that President Trump over the weekend had a very contentious phone call with the Prime Minister of australia, malcolm turnbull. They butted heads over an arrangement that was made during the obama administration, in which the u. S. Would take about 1,200 refugees who are currently being held in an australian detention center, we would bring them to our country. Trump ended the call a half an hour early which sounds like a nice way of saying he hung up on who would have guessed wed have a problem with australia . Im pretty sure its the only country that still kinda likes us. And from now on, the only australian leader President Trump will deal with is miss australia. When trump gets on a call with a foreign leader, people around him, their faces are white with fear, or i should say, whiter with fear. Trump made a reference to the phone call at the Prayer Breakfast this morning. We slowed that down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. When you hear about the tough phone calls im having, dont worry about it. Just dont worry about it. Theyre tough. We have to be tough. Its time were gonna be a little tough, folks. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday was known as National Signing day. A day in which the High School Football recruits, the big ones, announce which colleges theyll play for. These 17 and 18yearold kids have to make an announcement. One kid, from austin, texas, leaf ijones, had some fun with this. Where im gonna go. [ cheers and applause ] yall better chill. [ laughter ] and the headphones go back in. Thats the best. And of all the new College Football recruits, one name stood out. When you hear tit, i think you will agree. Lets meet the newest member of the Illinois State red birds. Coach did a great job of recruiting kobe. He has some work to do in the weight room, but we think he can be a very special player here. Thats. Kobe buffalomeat, thats a name. My wifes having a name, we never even considered kobe buffalomeat until obviously, i was interested to learn more about this young man. So we got in touch with kobe. Joining us now on the wall of america, our big success screen, kobe buffalomeat. Hello, kobe. Hey, hows it going . Doing well. Congratulations on your scholarship and your football career, all of that stuff. How you doing . Good. Its been a busy couple days, but im having fun with it. Were you aware of how amazing your name is before this before you appeared on television . I mean, growing up, everyone kinda just, when i introduce myself, they always said, is that really your last name. Yes, it is. You go to airports, grocery stores, you pay with a card, they kinda look at it, go, okay, and then ask my mom or me, is that really your last name. Yeah, it is. How big are you . How tall are you . 67, 285 pounds. So nobodys questioning the buffalo meat at all. Youre a native american. Which tribe are you from . Im chock utah, cherokee and cheyenne of ara pa ho. What are yo do you have siblings . I have a brother and a sister. How did you wind up kobe . K kobe just entered the league after kobe bryant . Yes. Thats probably where you get your athleticism. I guess so. Have you ever actually eaten buffalo meat or would that be like cannibalism . I think it would be a little bit of cannibalism. Ive never tried it. Ive heard its good. Its good for you. Its very good. You should have some. Do you have a nickname . What do they call you . A lot of people call me buff. Call people call me beef, and head coach calls me meat. Meat . I like meat. Thats a good one. I think the fans at Illinois State should chant meat when you come on the field. I wouldnt mind it. Best of luck at the school. Im definitely going to buy your jersey as soon as you get one, all right . Thank you very much. Thank you. Thats kobe buffalomeat, everybody [ cheers and applause ] i have a feeling, we met the future spokesperson for buffalo wild wings. While were on the subject of football and meat and all that stuff, hooters, you know hooters the restaurant with the waist ress in the nothing, really. Hooters is working on something new. Theyre opening a restaurant near chicago with male and female servers, who will not be wearing revealing clothes, and its called hoots. For real. Expected to open in mid february and close by the end of february. How did this strategy meeting go . 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Rule number one, anyone who says i only watch for the commercials out anyone who shows up with a six pack of hard lemonade out anyone who asked you to switch it to the puppy bowl for a second out anyone who says theyll pay you for the pizza later out and anyone who asks if the nachos are glutenfree go home and eat a candle. [ laughter and applause ] fans are passionate and they dont shy away from criticism. So from time to time, we like to shine a light on should have the harsh words people have for some of their favorite players. To celebrate the super bowl, its our second ever edition of nfl mean tweets. Odell beckham jr transitioned from an exciting new rookie to j. J. Watt kind of looks like a fat mark lem ore. I have a deep and sincere hatred for demarco murray, i i hope he chokes on [ bleep ]. Surprised Michael Irvin can say all these stupid things with Demarco Murrays [ bleep ] so far down his throat. Tony romo sits down to pea. Well, what other way is there to pea 1234. Kurt warner is walking stupid slow like he just sharted. Terrell davis, acting like a real [ bleep ] hole right now. [ bleep ] him. [ bleep ] you too. Im tired of people saying riltion is too short to play quarterback. Hes ugly too. Von miller looks like an 80yearold man from 1974. Joey bosa looks like a dude who wanted to be a magician, but his parents made him focus on football. Maurice jonesdrew is thicker than a milk shake. I mean, come on, man. Demarcus ware got the giant ass head looking like a jumbo milk dud. Josh norman, that buck tooth bitch cant cover [ bleep ]. Wow, really . Rob gronkowski is one of the dumbest people in the world. I have no problem tweeting this, because he probably cant read it. I just read it. Youre dumb. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right, one more thing, it is thursday night. Time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ applause ] just kennedy was incredibly welcoming and gracious. And like justice white, he [ bleep ] me so much. Youre in the green room with our lovely bride who says the best thing about you is that you have a very huge [ bleep ]. And she was not surprised that you said, i want to [ bleep ] all the employees. We will [ bleep ] some people in the [ bleep ]. You need to know to help your small [ bleep ] grow. You had a [ bleep ] in your mouth. Every time i [ bleep ] a [ bleep ], i just pucker up just a little bit. I can tell you first hand, our president is a man with broad shoulders and a big [ bleep ]. Also tonight, the president [ bleep ] the acting director of isis. I sure do not want to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ]. Tuesday is [ bleep ]. Whats that . That would be my behind, sir. Oh. And that . Thats my [ bleep ]. Ewe, i cant believe i touched it with my bare hands [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, music from bj the chicago kid. 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Tonight, from how to get away with murder, Charlie Weber is here. Then, hes nominated for not just one, but three grammy awards. His album is called in my mind. Music from bj the chicago kid. Speaking of chicago kids, i want to mention we have a great nba superstar with us tonight from chicago. Here he is, michael, jordan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jordan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] to those viewers watching in china, you know exactly what i mean. [ laughter ] next week, we have new shows with emma stone, will arnett, kerry washington, gabrielle union, sean hayes, and zach galifianakis, plus music from muna, charli xcx, norah jones and alicia keys. So how do you like that . Please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a twotime Academy Awardnominee and the best friend a hobbit could ever have. You can see his latest oscarnominated performance in the criticallyacclaimed captain fantastic, available on bluray, dvd, and on demand. Please welcome Viggo Mortensen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Good. Very nice reception, thank you very much. Jimmy the last time you were here, did i tell you you were going to get an oscar nomination for this movie . Did you . Jimmy i dont think i did. [ laughter ] but somewhere i felt you were thinking it. Jimmy i sensed it and i forgot to mention it to you, but i was right. You were right. Im very happy and youre hosting. Jimmy i am hosting. Is it the first time . Jimmy this is the last time. [ cheers and applause ] are you nervous . Jimmy a little bit, yeah. Yeah . Jimmy i want to do a good job, a lot of people watching. I was nominated one other time, in 2008. Jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause ] how did it go . I lost. Jimmy but how was the experience for you . It was good. I took my niece and we had a great time. Jimmy how old is your niece . Sydney. Shes much bigger now. But she was a little kid and she made a homemade yellow and gold dress with her mom. Jimmy she made her own dress . Yeah. It was beautiful. Jimmy it must have looked terrible, right . No. It was spectacular. Jimmy if anyone in my family tried to make a dress, it would be a disaster. No, no. It was jimmy but were not the mortensens for sure. No, we had a great time and i was a heavy favorite to lose. [ laughter ] so we just had fun. We knew i wouldnt have to go up and say anything. But i was thinking of saying something. Being that you admit youre a little nervous. Jimmy yes. Just because ive been there once, maybe i could jimmy that would be great. I brought something that might help you. Jimmy okay. Last time i was here, i gave you baseball cards. Jimmy new york mets. Thank you for that. And i brought you a card this time. But its a different kind of card. A lot of times when somebody gets an award, they get nervous. Theyre thanking their mom and their family and the producer and the cast. When they do that, the music sounds. Rig. Jimmy right, they say wrap it pup upon. And then they play louder and louder and its humiliating for them. Jimmy uncomfortable. Just a bad deal. And you seem like a classy guy, right . Jimmy well at the moment. [ laughter ] you seem like you wouldnt want to do that to people. Jimmy i definitely would be uncomfortable with that. And i found these cards which i sometimes use with my friends like when theyre had a few too many, and stuff like that. Maybe instead of having the band play them off, if somebodys going on about politics or their grandmother or something, you could just walk by and slip this in their hand. Jimmy may i see it . Its a discreet way jimmy okay, so this little card, i just hand them a card that says stop talking. [ laughter and applause ] its a nice way to do it. Two words. Jimmy or its a tiny little cue card. Just pass it along like that. Jimmy yeah, okay. Might be a lot of people going on, and i have half a pack left. Jimmy very good, thank you. Very nice. Might come in handy. You know how theyre always complaining the oscars go on for hours. Sth jimmy ill give one of these two you at the end of the segment. Where were you when you found out you got nominated . I was visiting my dad. Jimmy was he excited . He was sleeping. [ laughter ] he was asleep in the kitchen. I turned on the tv and watched. Jimmy you didnt go wake him up . Nah, hes not good with that. I figured, ill tell him later. And i got a lot of messages from the kids in captain fantastic. Jimmy oh, thats great. Then that finishes and you hang up and soap operas on, or whatever. And then youre like, okay, take out the garbage, some salt on the ice on the steps. Eventually wake up dad and tell him, and hell go, what . Whos oscar . Jimmy dads not impressed by this sort of thing . Not so much. Jimmy where will you watch the super bowl . Here in los angeles this sunday. Jimmy who are you rooting for . The falcons. Jimmy why the falcons . Are you a fan . No, i hate the patriots. That reminds me, in 2008, when i was nominated, i said to journalists who didnt care, i said, you know in a few weeks, its the super bowl. And they wanted to talk about the oscars. And the giants are playing the patriots and theyre undefeated and its the last game and were going to ruin their party. And theyre like, whatever. And anybody who did know about sports, knew that was impossible, because they were just rolling over everybody. But we did win. Jimmy yeah, the giants won. It was great. Go giants so the thing that happened recently, a few months ago, i was at the governors awards, connected to the oscars, they give lifetime achievement. Jimmy they bring everyone tl together, right. I dont know if i should tell you this. The card made me sound like a veteran. Jimmy well, tell me, and well decide. Casey affleck, fine actor from boston. Jimmy patriots fan, yeah. He was at the governors awards recently. And i saw him there. And i ran up to him, i go, hey, casey, you remember in 2008 i said the giants would win, you know and hes looking at me like stonefaced. You know, against the helmet catch, down the last few minutes, and then and hes sorta backing away from me and looking at me like that. And he goes, still hanging on to that, huh . [ laughter and applause ] and he walked away. Thats what you say to casey affleck. Jimmy at least he didnt give you a card. No. I could have said congratulations on your nomination. Jimmy you could have, but you didnt. The important thing is that you learned a lesson from it, viggo. Well be right back with captain fantastic. If youre gonna make an entrance. [car driving upon the water] pain from a headache can when make this. Old, feel like this. Allinone cold symptom relief from tylenol®, the 1 doctor recommended pain relief brand. Tylenol® its your tv, take it with you. With directv and at t, stream live tv anywhere datafree. Join directv today starting at 35 a month. 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Its unjust and its unfair, but thats just too damn bad. We have to shut up and accept it. Well, [ bleep ] that. Jimmy thats Viggo Mortensen in captain fantastic. Thats a great scene. Its almost as if it was torn from the headlines, in a way. Well, yeah. Jimmy when the kid the little kid, so funny, that smile was real, you know, because when i turned around and said that line, i looked right at him and said it, and it was kinda like, ooh, he just said a bad word. Jimmy he didnt know you were going to say the bad word. I guess he knew, but he didnt expect i was going to be looking right at him. Jimmy maybe it was the first time somebody cursed directly at him. Well, he got ursed to it after a while. It was a daily jimmy so this is a photograph, i guess this week, right . This is viggo in orlando, florida. Its the lord of the rings gang. Did you go to dinner getting . We do try to get together when were in the same town, and so forth. But in the same way that that movie is a family, captain fantastic was too. This was here in town the other day. It was dinner for the kids of captain fantastic, but because charlie and some of the other kids were big lord of the rings fans, i thought, well, ill surprise them. I know i can get some of the hobbits there and orlando bloom. And you should have seen charlies face. Jimmy they went nuts. Oh, yeah. Jimmy so they love that movie. Going into shooting this movie, did they know you from that movie . Yeah. They liked the script, but the real reason theyre going this is because of ara gorn. Jimmy yeah. And getting out of school is a good one too. Charlie actually came up to me the first day and i dont know if his parents said, you gotta be cool, dont bring up the ara gorn thing right away. And he comes up to me like a grown man, very formal, and hands me this folded piece of paper and sort of bowed very formally and walked away. 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Youre supposed to get away with the murder. Right. Jimmy but it isnt exactly clear whether your character did do the murder that he confessed to or not. Well, it wasnt clear to me as an actor whether or not i did it when i said i did it. Jimmy they dont tell you . Theres not a lot of heads up. Confessing to a murder i once had about two months to wrap my brain around, but that murder that i confessed to, i was told that i murdered that person on the way to the table read and had about a day to wrap my brain around a murder. Jimmy would you approach it differently . Because either way your character may be lying or telling the truth. It seems like it could be either. Its the good news about being an actor on this show, even when you lie, it has to be the truth. Jimmy even when you lie, it has to be the truth. Thats a very deep statement in a way. If you want people to believe you jimmy no, i think youre right, i just havent really heard it put that way. Do you know, do they give you a courtesy of telling you when major things are going to happen, or is it just open the script and there you go . Its a little bit of both. I remember having a lot of time to wrap my brain around confessing a murder of lylea stangard and then also be responsible for the car cleesh annalise was in. Had a couple months to wrap my brain around there. Murdering lylea was about a day. And confessing to wess murder, which i may or may not have done, i had about a week with that one. Jimmy viola davis plays annalise and i dont see how shes been able to film the show, because shes been at every awards show. The tv awards, the emmy awards, the tv and movie awards. Shes at all of them. Theres so many awards and rightfully, she could win them jimmy yeah. But the only way i know shes won an award at this point is they send a cake to Craft Service for everyone to enjoy. Its a viola davis award cake. Theres been several. Rightfully, so. And were all actors, so nobody eats it. [ laughter ] jimmy you get a cake and nobody eats it. Its a beautiful cake. Jimmy like the lying when youre telling the truth thing. Its a beautiful cake, im not going to eat that. Jimmy you play College Football, right . Well, played would be a subjective use of the word. Jimmy you were on a College Football team . I was invitted to walk on at the university of missouri for the one year i went to college. Jimmy did you ever encounter any teammates with the last nim buffalomeat . No. Not gonna forget that name. Jimmy what position did you play . Wide receiver. Jimmy did you get hit a lot . I did. I remember the hardest hit i ever took was a guy named barry odom who is now the head coach of the missouri tigers. He was a linebacker at the time. Thats how old i am. Jimmy does he say anything to you after i dont know. I wasnt sure what was going on after that. He might have, i cant remember. Jimmy how did you go from doing that to acting . I had plans to move to new york prior to going to college, but i went to the one year to sort of show everyone that i was definitely going to fail. [ laughter ] jimmy you mean your parents . I needed to prove to my parents that i would fail. Jimmy so you said, i dont want to go to college. They didnt necessarily i thought, if i could just go fail, then theyll let me go to new york and support me. Jimmy your life is one of many contradictions, it really is. [ laughter ] i know. Jimmy so then you didnt finish college, you moved to new york. Moved to new york. Jimmy and you started modeling . Age of 19, yeah, i did. Jimmy thats how i got in. We all did. Jimmy its a little depressing that that earned instant laughing. [ laughter ] how did you get into that . How does one get into modeling . Its just another cliche. I was walking down the street in new york, had no idea what i was going to do with my life really at this point. And a guy came running out of a deli and asked me who i was and what i was doing. I told him i wanted to be an actor. He knew some people and then i ended up getting to do a little print work in the meantime. Jimmy a man came running out of a deli. You were so handsome that this guy put his corn beef sandwich down and said, ill be right back, i gotta go get this guy. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know. Who knows. Jimmy you trusted a man running out of a deli. I got out of life pretty unscathed, because i was following anybody into a van at that point. Free candy, im in. Jimmy its like the beginning of an episode of law order. It was. Jimmy and before i show this photograph, which is beautiful, tell the story of how this came to be. All right. I heard this was going to happen. Jimmy yes, right. I got to work with a photographer named bruce webber, very talented. Im 19 years old in the photo that you have. Im not 19 anymore. This is a long time ago. And i had done the underwear for that particular campaign, the underwear shot. Jimmy what campaign was it . Abercrombie fitch. And bruce came to me and said another model was going to do a shot on top of an elephant and asked if i would join her on the elephant. I said, sure, of course. He said she was comfortable being in her underwear, would i be . Sure, thats fine. He said were going to shoot this after lunch, would you mind being naked . I said no. So we did, a young lady and myself naked on an elephant. I love that this is for a clothing company. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is it like what does it feel like to be sitting nude on an elephant . Little known fact, elephants have this really sharp, briny hair. Jimmy really . You dont know that until youre right on them. And even without that, their skin isnt exactly satin. It wasnt the most pleasant thing. And the beautiful young girl. Jimmy it looks great. You think im having fun there. Jimmy youre not . It was raining that day. Jimmy again, another contradiction. It really is. Wow. Walking contradiction. Jimmy its great to have you here. Great to meet you. How to get away with murder airs at 10 00 p. M. Here on abc. Charlie weber, everybody and we shall return with music from bj the chicago kid. [ cheers and applause ] my belly pain and constipation . They keep telling me drink more water. Exercise more. I know that. Try laxatives. I know. Believe me. Its like ive. Tried. Everything my chronic constipation keeps coming back. I know that. Tell me something i dont know. vo linzess works differently from laxatives. Linzess treats adults with ibs with constipation, or chronic constipation. It can help relieve your belly pain, and lets you have more frequent and complete bowel movements that are easier to pass. Do not give linzess to children under 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to 17. It may harm them. Dont take linzess if you have a bowel blockage. Get immediate help if you develop unusual or severe stomach pain, especially with bloody or black stools. The most common side effect is diarrhea, sometimes severe. If its severe stop taking linzess and call your doctor right away. Other side effects include gas, stomacharea pain and swelling. Talk to your doctor about managing your symptoms proactively with linzess. [ alarm weather. Eping ] [ laughter ] cartoons. Wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. Hi grandma and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] jimmy thanks to Viggo Mortensen, Charlie Weber, and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, this is his grammynominated album in my mind, here with the song love inside, bj the chicago kid too much love keep it to myself. Listen how yall feel, los angeles i want you to feel the love i have inside me inside you tonight i want you to feel the love i have inside me inside you tonight lay it down its time to pay up yeah im fresh up off the reup yeah i know youre used to rain but tonight you gonna pour they might hear you scream while im giving you more i want you to feel it baby i want you to feel it yeah i want you to feel the love i have inside me inside you tonight baby i want you to feel the love baby i have inside me inside you tonight i want you to feel it i want you to feel it yeah baby i want you to feel it feel it feel it feel it i want you to feel it yeah i want you to feel the love i have inside me inside you yeah yeah tonight [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, provoking protests. Controversial breitbart editor milianop lis whos radical views sparked fiery outrage on the campus of uc berkeley. Theyre so threatened that the idea of a conservative speaker might be persuasive and interested and funny. Setting fires, smashing windows, clashing with police. We pull back the curtain on the infamous provocateur. Plus, former nfl star josh brown, exposed for years of abusive and threatening behavior towards his wife. I would say the cops have been called a little over ten times. When his private journals

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