The audience going and warmed up and all that kind of stuff. But dons in the hospital tonight. Yeah. And so dicky and guillermo filled in. How did they do . [ cheers and applause ] guillermo yeah, we did great jimmy you did all right . Dicky this is going to kill don. I hope dons not watching, jimmy. Thank you, we were mediocre. Jimmy i think i speak on behalf of the audience and the staff when we say we are praying for dons return. Thank you for coming in, gentlemen. By the way, quick note note. To those of you who still have your Christmas Lights up . Take those down. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] its time. I know there are companies that will take your Christmas Lights down. There should also be companies that take your neighbors Christmas Lights down. Its enough. You should give people until january 25th. Then we will unleash an army of 11yearolds with bb guns to shoot those lights out. [ cheers and applause ] maybe thats one of the issues President Trump will tackle in his first 100 days. On friday, Donald Jemima trump [ laughter ] thats his middle name will officially become the president of the united states. Theyve had a lot of difficulty trying to get bigname performers to sing at the inauguration. Turns out it was easier to book Celebrity Apprentice than this party. Trump has been snubbed by a Bruce Springsteen cover band. Not Bruce Springsteen himself. The b street band is the name of the band. I wonder why they thought it was a good idea to book a Bruce Springsteen cover band in the first place . I went on their website, they have a gig friday night playing a prom after party in hamilton township, new jersey. Not even playing the prom itself, theyre playing the prom after party. And even they wont play at the inauguration for president. Its all very sad. Paul anka and Jennifer Holladay backed out. So far the only celebrity who hasnt backed out of the inauguration is donald trump himself. It will be fun. Thumpenthusiasts from all over the country are headed to the festivities. Including a group of supporters from right here in los angeles. Were there, were there this is what you call letting your hair down. All four of those folks excited about going to Donald Trumps swearingin and inauguration ball. And are they ever ready to rock the house, because their guy will be in the white house. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] [ applause ] why not have them perform at the inauguration . By the way, those are the people youve been fighting with on facebook. [ laughter ] this is good. On friday trump stopped down in the lobby at trump tower to chat with reporters. He does it from time to time. One of the reporters asked about his cabinet picks. Some of the cabinet picks have been expressing different views from his in their confirmation interviews. I have to say i like the answer he gave. We want them to be themselves and i told them, be yourselves and say what you want to say. Dont worry about me. And im going to do the right thing. Whatever it is. I may be right. And they may be right. But i said, be yourselves. Wouldnt you say . Let them do it. I could have said, do this, i dont want that. [ laughter ] jimmy it gets funnier every day. Steve harveys like, i dont even know what the hell im doing here. I hope hes there to get the trumps on family feud because that would be imagine he faces off in the final round against like Kellie Pickler or something . You know that document that has the allegations about trump and the hookers and the hotel room in russia. Vladimir putin has finally weighed in on that subject. For real. This is not a joke, this is not a bit. This is from fox news today, this is real translation of what Vladimir Putin had to say about it. Translator first of all, hes a grownup man. Secondly, hes a person who has dealt with organizing beauty pageants. Not all his life but for many years. And has communicated with the worlds most beautiful women. You know, i can hardly imagine that he immediately headed off to the hotel to meet with our girls on reduced social responsibility. Although they are also the best in the world, obviously. Jimmy yeah, obviously. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i just want to get this straight. Im not sure did he just brag that russian hookers are the best hookers in the world . As great as our prostitutes are, and they are number one, donald trump doesnt need those prostitutes because hes been with the worlds most beautiful women in the beauty pageant. I can see why these guys get along, i really can. I can see them moving in together eventually. So thats a fun little bromance. Congratulations are in order for charlie rose and the gang at cbs this morning who unwittingly provided us today with a truly stellar edition of the segue of the day. Youre smiling awful hard. Giggling. Very giggly and giddy today. Yes, yes, thats right. What are we missing, charlie . I dont know, its just giddy. It says charlie in the prompter. Okay, now. Im charlie rose with gayle king and miss nora donal. And six people are dead after a dangerous ice storm. [ laughter ] jimmy im sure thats how they would want to be remembered. This is great. Senator john mccain was on morning joe today and hes going to be an interesting character to watch the next six months. As time goes by he appears to be giving less of what they call a crap. Joining us now from capitol hill, chairman of the Senate Armed Services committee, republican senator john mccain of arizona. Very good to have you on the show this morning, sir. Thank you. Im freezing my ass off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hed do good weather for us. Id like to wish happy birthday to our first Lady Michelle obama, who mrs. Obama turned 53 today. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know, i dont know how they celebrated but i hope it was by lighting the white house vegetable garden on fire and eating digging into a fudgy the whale cake while she watched it burn. President obama tweeted a message to his wife today. He wrote, to the girl from the south side who took on a role she didnt ask for, made it her open, happy birthday, michelle, i love you, which is very sweet. Donald trump responded, wrong, the highly overrated birthday girl Michelle Obama is a disaster, sad. You know, its obviously fake but it does take a second to figure out that it is. Its not entirely out of the question for him to tweet that. [ laughter ] as you know republicans in congress have been hard at working looking to repeal and replace obamacare right now. People have very strong opinions about the president S Health Care plan. Back in i think 2013, we conducted an experiment here on the show. Went on the street and asked people which was better, obamacare or the Affordable Care act . Which as anyone who knows anything about this subject at all knows obamacare is just a nickname for the Affordable Care act. Theyre the same thing. So with all the attention being paid to the subject lately we decided to ask this question again to see if americans have learned anything over the last three years. And well, lets see if we have. Were talking to people about health care today. Okay. Do you support obamacare or the Affordable Care act . Affordable care act. Why is that . Well, i mean im not the biggest fan of obama. So i dont support him in the obama things that hes got going on. Im actually really excited for president elect donald trump. Right. So you dont like anything obama does, and you prefer the Affordable Care act . Absolutely. Do you support obamacare . Or the Affordable Care act . I support obamacare. So if you were a senator and you could vote today you would vote to keep obamacare instead of the Affordable Care act . Yes. Do you support obamacare or the Affordable Care act . I guess the Affordable Care act. Affordable care act. Why do you prefer the Affordable Care act over obamacare . Im not really sure. My girlfriend supports trump. So i go with whatever she goes, whatever she says. What is the main difference between obamacare and the Affordable Care act . One is the you pay and then the other one is obama pays. Pays for you. Obama pays the difference . The difference. What makes obamacare better than the Affordable Care act . Its more affordable for the less fortunate, id say. Obamacare is more affordable than the Affordable Care act . Id say it is. I believe that obamacare, the premiums are too much, too high. So people end up paying more. So i believe in the Affordable Care act. So the Affordable Care act is more affordable than obamacare . Right, correct. Which is obvious based on the name. In the name, right. Why do you like the Affordable Care act more than obamacare . Because i dont like obama. But you like the Affordable Care act . Yeah. What if i told you obamacare and the Affordable Care act are the same thing . Were talking about health care with people out here today. Do you support obamacare or the Affordable Care act . You know, im kind of like [ laughter ] can you repeat the question . Sure, yeah. With health care, do you support obamacare or the Affordable Care act . When it comes to health care . I guess i mean, obamas pretty tight so i guess id probably go with that. Sure, sure. How stoned are you right now . Pretty stoned. [ laughter ] do you know what your Current HealthCare Insurance map is . I dont know, man. I dont think i have health insurance. Not at all . No, i think my mom took me on her health insurance, shoutout to moms. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im sure shes very proud. We have to take a break. When we come back, i have some thoughts about last nights episode of the bachelor. And the new Los Angeles Chargers are here to pledge allegiance to l. A. , so stick around [ cheers and applause ] enjoy your phone you too. All right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . laughs to self in disbelief okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. Kids, juicy fruitmmmm with longerlasting flavor . Mmm zipping zipping rattling longerlasting juicy fruit. So sweet you cant help but chew and chew. Tax refund, you can get an advance on that refund . [zombie] an advance on my tax refund. [john] doesnt take brains to see the value in that. [zombie] ha [john] arghh. [vo] you can get a refund advance of up to 1250 no interest at block. [john] get you taxes won. Testinhuh . 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For a lot of people vine was a big part of life. And its gone now. So to pay tribute to this shortlived, shortform video app, we put together a montage. Please direct your attention to the screen as we remember vine. I will remember jimmy and thats that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sadly we never did find out if that kid got those spoons off his eyes. Vine is gone. Thankfully we still have the bachelor. The bachelor has been here for, i dont know, 14 years, well after we die it will be around. Last night was the third episode of the season. And the standout so far this season is a woman named corinne. Shes 24. She lives with her parents which is fine. But what sets corinne apart from other contestants in bachelor history is she has a nanny. She as 24yearold woman with a nanny named raquel back home. And last night she finally shared this tidbit with the rest of the group. My nanny will handle a baby. I cant handle myself. I need to get raquel ready for that. What . Raquel is my nanny. Nanny . Yeah. You have a nanny . I do. Do you have kids . No. Why do you have a nanny . Im a kid. Youre a kid . How old are you . 24 . Yeah. You have a nanny . Raquel keeps my life together. She makes sure that my bed is made every morning. Makes my cucumber and my like vegetable slices for lunch. She makes me lemon salad. She knows exactly how much oil, lemon, garlic salt i like. I makes her happy, im not going to sap a womans happiness. Jimmy isnt that sweet. You dont want to sap a womans happiness. [ cheers and applause ] id like to imagine raquel at home watching that and spitting in her cucumber and lemon salad. In more masculine news, the chargers are moving have moved to los angeles. Paperworks been filed. The plan is happening. But nfl rules state that the chargers cannot leave san diego until the players have been officially sworn in. With that said id like you to please welcome from the new l. A. Chargers, quarterback Philip Rivers and rookie of the year joey bosa. Gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, wow. Its great to have you here. And be honest with me. You dont have to are you happy . Are you excited about moving to l. A. . Im warming up to it a little bit. Jimmy you are . 13 years in san diego. Jimmy you make a home there, san diegos real nice, now you have to come here and everybodys weird. [ laughter ] you just have one year. Jimmy congratulations. Plenty of weird people in miami. Jimmy rookie of the year. Miamis weird too, yeah. Congratulations on that. Thats a big deal, right . [ cheers and applause ] are you proud of him . Oh, yeah, bigtime. Jimmy i at least feel like im 11 years old next to guys like you. So anyway. What we have to do is swear you in. Are you ready to participate in this . Guillermo, bring it in. Here we go. This is los angeles. And you will be representing us. Id like to ask you to please these arent yours . Jimmy theyre not mine. Place your hand on this pair of yoga pants. One hand. Raise your other hand and repeat after me. I, state your name and number. I, Philip Rivers. I, joey bosa. Jimmy do solemnly swear do solemnly swear jimmy to play football in the great city of los angeles. To play football in the great city of los angeles. Jimmy to try to be better than the rams which shouldnt be that hard [ cheers and applause ] to try to be better than the rams. Ill let him say it shouldnt be that hard. Jimmy i will embody the spirit of l. A. I will embody the spirit of l. A. Jimmy by adding avocado to everything i eat. Avocado to everything. Not a fan, sorry. Jimmy i will instagram my soul cycle classes. I dont have instagram. Jimmy boy, you guys are not going to fit in at all. [ laughter ] i will learn to pronounce quinoa. Quinoa, think i got that. Jimmy i will pay 7 for juice every day. I will rescue a chihuahua and carry it around. Ill do that one. Jimmy i will take selfies while driving. I will never eat gluten. I will never eat gluten. Jimmy i will get implants in my butt and injections in my face. [ cheers and applause ] i think youre going a little too far here. Jimmy finally, most importantly, i will do everything in my power to marry and eventually divorce a kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] he can have that one. Jimmy well, in any event, by the power vested in me by jaden and willow smith, i now pronounce you Los Angeles Chargers. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Philip Rivers and joey bosa. A good show tonight, music from migos, katy mixon is here, be right back with vin diesel moto. Its time to reimagine the smart phone. Snap on a speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Get excited world. The moto z with motomods. Get 50 off on moto z droid. Looks like were still a man short. Not anymore. Gus the second most famous groundhog in pennsylvania. Lets hit the ice. Whoaaa take the shot buzzer that shot was one in a million. Sos this. All the money millionaire edition, new from the pennsylvania lottery. With five top prizes of a million bucks. Its a real game changer. giggles keep on scratchin jimmy hi, there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight, from american housewife, which you can see tuesday nights on abc, katy mixon is here. And then this is their forthcoming album, its culled culture, music from migos. Tomorrow night, from real time, bill maher. From the goldbergs, wendi mcclendoncovey. Music from afi. And later this week, anthony anderson, priyanka chopra, ruby rose, with music from maren morris and travis scott. So please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a Worldwide Box Office behemoth with a voice like sandpaper and a head as smooth as a newborn babys chin. His new movie xxx return of xander cage opens friday. Please welcome vin diesel. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. Jimmy is this for me . Well, first of all before i give this to you, so im on my way to the show. And i say to my son, what do i give jimmy . Because in my house we have thousands of jimmy sweatshirts, hats, tshirts. Jimmy oh, right. Everyone in my house is wearing jimmy kimmel sweatshirts all the time. And so my son vincent says, bring him a present. I said, youre right. And youre not allowed to open it now because i was in china. And they said, its rude to open up a present in front of the person that gives you the present. Jimmy is it really . Is that true . If you put this away somewhere jimmy when can i when you get out of the building . Till im gone. Then were not breaking traditions. Jimmy its a mystery present. Its for you because i care about you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, i appreciate it, very nice. By the way, i do want to point out what . Jimmy you have your own xxx wrapping paper . [ laughter ] its in the details. Jimmy amazing. Its in the details. You know that, its all in the details. That is for you. Jimmy thats really nice. I will be very chinese and i will weight wait to open it. Thank you. Jimmy thank you. I was just we had a couple of Los Angeles Chargers, not San Diego Chargers anymore. And i felt emasculated standing next to them. And here i am emasculated again. Oh, come on, no way. Jimmy did you meet those guys . Yes. Jimmy do you follow the nfl . Yeah, i was like, congratulations, thanks for coming to l. A. Jimmy thats the level of enthusiasm weve been seeing for the chargers. Thats what were looking for. I go charger, charger, dodge, charger. You know, i think of a charger. Jimmy the fast and furious movies, thats right. Do you know my daughter, whos only 22 months old, she has a favorite car already . Jimmy how that is possible . I dont know. Jimmy what is her favorite car . I think it runs in the jeans. Jimmy what is her favorite car . A dodge daytona. 69 dodge daytona. Jimmy how did she indicate that to you . She fights for it whenever the kids are playing with cars. Jimmy i see. And i go, wheres your favorite car . She goes to the dodge daytona. Jimmy what color . Its a burgundy, a red burgundy, like the one in fast 6. Jimmy oh, i see. Girls like purple. Jimmy girls love purple. Why do girls love purple . I would love to know. My daughters two favorite colors, shes 2 1 2, are purple and brown. They love saying, purple, purple. Jimmy maybe thats what it is. Purple. Its something about purple. Jimmy is there something wrong with a kid whose favorite color is brown . Maybe. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Jimmy the last time you were here, we were talking about Mark Zuckerberg who is the guy that is the guy runs facebook, founded the company. He is a huge fan of the xxx movies. He insisted that you do another one. Can you believe that . Jimmy it is kind of mindboggling. It is mindboggling. Jimmy you did do another one. Did that have anything to do with it . This is crazy, right . So i was sitting in this chair. And im talking and my good friend jimmy im telling him this story about Mark Zuckerberg liking xxx and wanting me to make it. And now im sitting in this chair and i have xxx coming out this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] miracle. I have to ask myself, is there some kind of good luck mojo that jimmy kimmel has . Jimmy yes. How did he make it happen . Who did he call . Jimmy i called Mark Zuckerberg. [ laughter ] when Mark Zuckerberg tells you he likes something, do you think its like a Facebook Like . Or really like . Like he knows the movie . I went up and presented an award at the breakthrough prize award. And i i was talking to him about the movie and i mentioned the line and he said, no, thats not the line. And he corrected me. On a line that i say in the movie. Jimmy wow. So that is so he really is serious. I was so embarrassed. I was like, how is he correcting me . On a xander gage line . Jimmy did you invite him to the premiere . I did. Jimmy is he coming . We shall see. Jimmy wow, thats something else. Mark . Want to see a photo facebook or something, put that on the screen. Theres Morgan Freeman. And hes poking you. Yeah, he is poking me. Jimmy in a way that seems like maybe hes mad. Looks a little serious. Jimmy whats happening in this photograph . Ill tell you exactly whats happening. Im walking with Mark Zuckerberg, we just got offstage, we had a blast, we presented the award, everything went perfect. Jimmy notice his fingers in my mouth. Ha ha guys guys [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now its in my ear. Come on jimmy jimmy sorry. Were going to tell you this story. Jimmy im sorry. Oh my good. I mean ive got to tell you the story. Guillermo . What are you up to over there . Guillermo hi, good, welcome back. What did i do, steal something . Look at you. Guillermo come on tell the story. Ill get you in a second. Walking behind the stage, talking to mark. All of a sudden this, i look, its Morgan Freeman whos always been one of my i loved Morgan Freeman since electric company. Jimmy yep, me too, easy reader. [ cheers and applause ] this is a big deal. Hes always been one of my favorite actors. And he says he he looks at me. You stopped me over 20 years ago, and you went in your car and got a vhs tape of a film called multi and i finished the story for him because i remembered it. Jimmy that really happened . That really happened. I would ride around l. A. With vhs copies of my short film multi facial. I saw him on the street and i somehow thought it could be my big break. And i gave him a copy of the short film i did. And he remembered it. And im in the backstage and telling me this whole story, it was so surreal. Jimmy did he watch the movie . Of course he watched the movie jimmy then made no effort to contact you . There was nothing he could do jimmy what do you mean . Hes almost god, hes Morgan Freeman. 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Denzel washington was editing two rooms down in the same building. Jimmy was he doing fences . Thats exactly right. Jimmy theyre really like the same movie in a way. [ laughter ] theyre very similar. This is whats so crazy. Were there, were getting coffee. Oh my god yeah, im doing fences down here. Oh my god, were doing xxx over here. Come on in, check out fences. We come into fences. Im watching this great film i know shes going to win every award. This really intense oscar thing. Then he was like, let me check out what youre doing. [ laughter ] so he just kind of walks into my thing. Sits down in my room. And he starts watching this movie. Oh god how the oh my god did you did you do that . Oh my god oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think that means you win. He lost his mind. He lost his mind. I thought i was at 42nd street in new york. And 42nd street, when you saw a movie that was really good, all you would hear is stomping. He was stomping. Just like, oh my god jimmy thats as good a compliment as you can get. It doesnt get better than that. Jimmy i have a gift for you as well. This is something, we didnt wrap it. Bring it out, guillermo. I figure theres a lot of fan art about you. Okay, let me see jimmy people make drawings of you. Oh, i love that. Jimmy people do paintings and sculptures of you. What the jimmy some better than others. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is amazing. Is it edible . Jimmy it is absolutely edible. It is made out of gummy bears. A gummy vin diesel. Now i dont know if you [ laughter ] i dont know if you let your kids eat candy. But if they want to eat their dads head this is a great way to do it. My son is going to be like, see, dad . I told you to bring a gift. Jimmy i have a message for your son if hes watching. Ill give you 500 bucks if you eat this whole thing. [ cheers and applause ] xxx return of xander cage opens in theaters friday. Well be right back with katy mixon. 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Jimmy hi there. Still to come, music from migos. You know our next guest from eastbound and down and mike molly. She plays katie otto on american housewife. Watch it tuesdays at 8 30 here on abc. Please welcome katy mixon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, i have to say congratulations. I know youre having a baby. Im having a baby. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations. Are you feeling all right . Jimmy, im feeling real good. Jimmy you are, good, good. Im 5 1 2 months. Jimmy 5 1 2 months. And i havent had any morning sickness. Jimmy thats great. Now youre in the clear now, right . Im in the clear. Jimmy you dont get morning sickness later on. I dont think you do. Jimmy have you been shooting the show while youre pregnant . Since the beginning. Jimmy youve been pregnant its all ive ever known. [ laughter ] jimmy did that have anything to do with the show . Yes. Jimmy yes. I mean no. Jimmy oh. Creators told me in new york, you know what, you and your fiance can totally have a baby if you want to. So we did. Laugh live. Jimmy thats nice of her. I know, i thank her for it. Jimmy i want to mention your fiance. First of all, im impressed by the fact that he is an olympic javelin thrower. [ cheers and applause ] what years did he compete at the olympics . Four, he did four olympics. Hes been doing it like 17 years. Hes retired now. But he did it for 17 years. Jimmy that is ive never met a javelin thrower. Me neither. Jimmy when did you meet a javelin thrower . I met him in los angeles through my trainer at the time four years ago. Jimmy oh, okay. The other thing thats impressive about your husband is that his name is bro. Yeah. Jimmy thats his actual name. Thats his actual name. Jimmy breaux. Yeah. Jimmy what was going on with his parents . Love at first sight. It was love at first sight. Jimmy when people say, whats up, bro . He turns his head. Yeah. Hes like, yeah . Yeah hes just heaven. Jimmy do you know if youre having a boy or a girl . Im having a boy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is there talk of a breaux jr. . We talked about that, it might happen, it might not. Were between five names right now. Jimmy oh, really. Yeah. Jimmy if you need help narrowing them down, i am good at coming up with whatever insults the mean kids will attach to those names. Thank you so much. Jimmy is there one you want to run by me or do you want to keep them secret . I might want to keep them secret but i will come back to you on that. Jimmy feel free to contact me personally, its really my gift. [ laughter ] done. I appreciate it. Jimmy where are you from . Im originally from pensacola, florida. Jimmy pensacola, florida. My familys from all from louisiana. Jimmy okay. Yes. So breauxs from monroe, louisiana. Jimmy the kids going to have an accent. He might. Jimmy whats the original title of the show . The original title was the secondfattest housewife in westport. Jimmy which i thought was a great title. Yes. Jimmy and then you guys changed it to american housewife. Right. Jimmy which is like as plain a title as it gets. Okay. Jimmy in a way it sounds like Google Translate made it that title or something. Sure. I know. Jimmy why did that change . I believe it changed because they wanted it to just be universal. They wanted it to be able to not just go into, you know, a situation of its like, you know, oh, shes just the secondfat els. It wanted to be able to relate to all different types of people, no matter what gender you are, no matter where you come from, everybody deals with insecurities. Except its american which limits it to americans. Thats true. Jimmy then housewives, which further limits it. Right, thats true again. Jimmy so its not too late. There should be a colon. There should. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the show is doing very well. I couldnt be more grateful. Im having the time of my life. Its the hardest thing ive ever done. The hours and all that kind of stuff. But im having a ball. Jimmy i first saw you on eastbound and down. [ cheers and applause ] i know you were great on that show. Was that a fun show . I had a ball. We filmed it in wilmington, north carolina. And you know, why u. S. How that whole situation happened, we didnt know what was really going to happen with it. They had been looking for i think four months. Then i walk the into the room on a wednesday. And met danny. Mcbride. And they said, we got to test you. With hbo. I didnt know what that entailed. And then i tested with hbo and got it. Jimmy i guess whatever testing they did, it worked. [ cheers and applause ] right. Jimmy its very nice to meet you. Please let me know about the baby. I will. Jimmy i will go through and i will help you, if you need to call me from the hospital room, i will be there. Thank you so much. Jimmy the show is american housewife. Tuesdays at 8 30 on abc. 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At ctca, our experts examine a variety of therapies, treatments and technologies to identify a plan specifically for each patient. My doctor understood that who i am was just as important as what cancer i had. We talked about options. My doctor told me about a robotic surgery that was less invasive. We have Excellent Technology that allow us to perform very specialized procedures for patients who have lung disease. At ctca, its all about what you can do. I feel fantastic now. Exploring Treatment Options is at the heart of how we fight cancer. The evolution of cancer care is here. Learn more about our Treatment Options at cancercenter. Com lung. Appointments available now. Jimmy id like to thank vin diesel, katy mixon, Philip Rivers and joey bosa, and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their album culture comes out january 27th. Here with the song bad and boujee, migos [ cheers and applause ] raindrop drop top smokin on cookie in the hotbox on your chick she a thot thot thot cookin up in the crockpot we came from nothin to somethin i dont trust nobody grip the trigger call up the gang and they come and get you cry me a river give you a tissue my chick is bad and boujee cookin up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too my chick is bad and boujee cookin up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too offset Whoo Whoo Whoo whoo whoo rackings on rackings got backends on backends im ridin around in a coupe i take your chick right from you cause im a dog roof grr beat the hoe walls loose hop in the frog whoo i tell that chick to come comfort me i swear these is under me they hate and the devil keep jumpin me bankrolls on me keep me company we did the most yeah pull up in ghosts yeah my diamonds a choker holdin the fire with no holster rick the ruler diamonds cooler this a rollie not a mueller dabbin on em like the usual magic with the brick do voodoo magic courtside with a bad chick then i send the chick through uber im young and rich and plus im boujee im not stupid so i keep the uzi rackings on rackings got backends on backends so my money makin my back ache you got a low act rate we from the nawf yeah dat way fat cookie blunt in the ashtray smokin on cookie in the hotbox your chick she a thot thot cookin up in the crockpot we came from nothin to somethin i dont trust nobody grip the trigger call up the gang and they come and get you cry me a river give you a tissue my chick is bad and boujee cookin up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too my chick is bad and boujee cookin up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too pour a four im droppin muddy outer space kid cudi introduce me to your chick as wifey and we know she sluttin broke a brick down nutted butted now that duckin dont move too fast i might shoot you draco bad and boujee im always hangin with shooters might be posted somewhere secluded still be playin with pots and pans call me quavo ratatouille run with that sack call me boobie when im on stage show me boobies ice on my neck im the coolest hop out the suicide with the uzi i pull up i pull up i pull up i hop out with all of the drugs and the good luck im cookin im cookin im whippin im whippin into a rock up let it lock up i gave her 10 racks i told her go shoppin and spend it all at the pop up these girls they and they bustin for instagram get your klout up yeah dat way float on the track like a segway yeah dat way i used to trap by the subway yeah dat way young trap with the ak yeah dat way big get it though macy gray raindrop drop top smokin on cookie in the hotbox on your chick she a thot thot thot cookin up in the crockpot we came from nothin to somethin i dont trust nobody grip the trigger call up the gang and they come and get you cry me a river give you a tissue my chick is bad and boujee cookin up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too my chick is bad and boujee cookin up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30s and 100 rounds too this is nightline. 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