I was looking over Eddie Murphys imdb page this afternoon. You know, hes been in a lot of stuff. Really. Did you know he was in Beverly Hills cop . [ laughter ] eddies here to promote his new movie mr. Church which is a very moving, very poignant drama about a cook who moves in with a little girl and her dying mother who takes care of them. He plays the cook. He plays the dying mother and the little girl. Hes amazing. [ laughter ] he does it all. Also with us tonight from Stranger Things on netflix the breakout star of that program, Gaten Matarazzo is here. [ cheers and applause ] lets check in with him just to say hello because i want to do this the way [ laughter ] gaten, are you there . Over . Im here, jimmy. Over. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing, gaten . Over. Pretty good. Over. Jimmy well, thanks for coming over. Over. [ laughter ] my pleasure. What time is the show over . Over. Jimmy well, eddie murphy will be here, and then you and then schoolboy q and then its over. Over. Awesome. And hows this bit going over . Over. Jimmy i dont know. Hows this bit going over . [ cheers and applause ] it seems to be going over. Over. Over and out. Jimmy over and out. Hey, by the way [ cheers and applause ] have you guys seen the new iphone 7 . [ laughter ] all right. Last night north korea you know that place, right . North korea conducted what they claim was a successful test of their Biggest Nuclear warhead yet. So congrats to them. Im glad theyre finally figuring that out. Will someone please tell kim jong un they like his new glasses and he looks like he lost weight so he doesnt kill everybody on the west coast . Of course this north korean the north korean news was ecstatic. This is a real report from the north korean news service. And yes, in case you were wondering, their anchor people do wear pink pajamas on camera. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a dude, by the way. [ laughter ] dont worry, though. Donald trump is going to take care of all of this. How do you fight crazy hair . With even crazier hair. I dont know if you saw this but some interesting photos of donald trump were released today from the year 2000. There he is at the u. S. Open with his girlfriend melania, president clinton and a lady in a playboy bunny shirt. How perfect is this photograph . Look at those two bitter enemies sizing each other up. It looks like the first three minutes of a girls gone wild video. It represents the United States at its peak. Before 9 11, before isis, before celebrity apprentice, just two horny dudes yukking it up with a couple of swimsuit models. [ laughter ] this is probably why trump hates hillary. She ruined this for them. She took his wing man away. Theres a bunch of photos released. This is a good one, too. There they are shaking hands while a young Chris Christie tries to squeeze in behind them to get to the snack table. Those are the days. But things are different now. You get older, you slow down, and then sometimes we slow you down even more. This is a new edition of drunk donald trump. Inner city, and i mean any one of them. Any one of them. [ slowed down ] any inner city in america. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know, in addition to serving as host of this show i also serve the state of california as a tv judge. I have my own courtroom show on which i hear real cases from real litigants we found in small claims court, litigants who for some reason are willing to have their cases heard by judge james. This is the plaintiff sandra evans. She claims the preprom Champagne Party she hired the defendant to throw for her daughter was less than bubbly. Shes seeking 1,000 in damages. This is the defendant. Shawanda turner. She maintains she delivered the party the plaintiff requested and went above and beyond to throw a spectacular senior soiree. Its the case of champagne in the ass. Raise your right hand. What you are about to witness is real. The participants are not actors. Theyre actual litigants with a case pending in civil court. Both parties have agreed to drop their claims, to have their case decided here by judge james. Please rise for judge james. Jimmy you said please rise. They were already standing. Oh. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] you may be seated. The litigants has been swear in, your honor. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] the cases, i think. Jimmy theyve been sworn in . Yes. Jimmy thank you very much. Sandra evans . Yes. Jimmy you are suing shawanda turner and j j party rental for 1,000 because you claim she ruined the preprom Champagne Party you hired her to throw for your daughter marshay . Yes. Jimmy youre asking for 550. 15 for the cost of the party. And 449. 50 for Emotional Distress and lack of professionalism. Is that correct . Yes. Jimmy and mrs. Turner . Hello. Jimmy you claim you went above and beyond to throw the plaintiffs daughter a spectacular party and shes doing this for the money, correct . Yes. Jimmy tell us what happened. The first day she came, she put up a tent and she put up drapes in my garage. She took some satin sheets that she draped the garage with out of a trash bag. And i was like, this is not acceptable. So i asked her, are you going to take the wrinkles out . She told me thats the look and just kept on walking. Jimmy do we have any photographs . Yes, i have photos. Jimmy you see the wrinkles here. But i also see creases in the material itself. Were you unable to iron those out . They dont come out, your honor. Jimmy they do not come out. Thats the design of that particular material. Jimmy all right. Excuse me, your honor. The whole thing was tacky. The whole decoration site was tacky. Jimmy also i want to ask about this photograph. Whats going on here . She was mad when she came outside and saw everything. Jimmy so this is a photograph of you angry . Yes. Jimmy and so you wanted to take the picture just to capture that moment. And i can see that youve got your hand in the air and youre waving it around like you do care, not like you just dont care. Yes . Yes. Jimmy tell me about this party. What is a preprom Champagne Party . Its the party before you go off to prom so you can show off your dress and just take pictures with your family before they send you off, basically. Jimmy your friends come to this party . Yes. Jimmy and do you drink champagne . I ordered apple cider for her with her names on the little bottles and everything like that. And instead of her bringing me apple cider she brought me peach cider. Jimmy and was that disappointing to you, that you had peach cider instead of apple cider . We asked for that certain drink and she brought something different. Jimmy may i ask who are you . Im her stepfather. Jimmy stepfather. Robert. Jimmy you were at the preprom party . Yes, i was. Jimmy did you drink the cider . No, i didnt drink the cider. Jimmy would you have been disappointed if you found out it was peach cider and not the apple cider . Well, if i specifically say apple and im paying for it, i should get apple. Jimmy did this cause you any Emotional Distress . When i got there and i seen it, it was horrible. I mean, i started laughing because i gave her a hard time. She said it was 600. It looked like 6. It was ridiculous. Jimmy do you feel, ms. Turner, that the party was what you promised . Yes, it was over and beyond what i promised. Jimmy it was beyond what you promised. Did you indicate you were unhappy to the defendant . Yes, i did. She came with the balloons. They were very disflated. Jimmy were the balloons disflated . No, your honor. They looked dusty and dirty. Jimmy did you have something to add . My name is shay. Ive been a client of shawandas for the last four years. I use her for all my childrens events and also my daughters prom last year. Jimmy would you say you love her . Um. Jimmy youre under oath. I think she is a very professional jimmy you didnt answer the question. Would you say you love her . No, your honor. Our relationship is professional. Excuse me, your honor. Jimmy yes. Thats not what you asked her. Shes like avoiding every question. [ laughter ] jimmy lets talk about the Emotional Distress here. How did you arrive at the figure of 449. 50 for Emotional Distress . I had to clean a lot of things that she did bring to me. I did a lot of work. I was already stressed out jimmy you were emotionally distressed out. Yes, i was stressed out. My daughter was very upset about it. This is a very important day to us. Jimmy so you werent quite emotionally distressed to the point of 450, but you were to 449. 50 . [ laughter ] it has to have been a typo. Jimmy ill be right back with my ruling. Will judge james pin a corsage on the plaintiff or does he find the defendants testimony to be just peachy, and will this witness ever admit her true feelings about the defendant . Judge james verdict when we return. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when we come back, the verdict will be read and the dramatic conclusion to judge james. So stick around. [ cheers and applause ] scalpel. I have no idea what im doing. Im just a tv doctor. I never went to college. scream i dont do blood. But now, thanks to cigna, i can do more than just look the part. Is that a foot . We are the tv doctors of america. And were partnering with cigna to help save lives. By getting you to a real doctor for an annual checkup. So go, know, and take control of your health. Doctor poses. Cigntogether, all the way. Whatcha got there . New cheezit sandwich crackers made with real cheese ummmm. Sammiches sandwich with a d sammich. 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All rise for judge james. Hes coming back from the restroom. I was in my chambers, not the restroom. Oh. Jimmy thank you. Miss turner, may see the photos you showed ms. Evans before you were hired . Can i take it to the judge . Jimmy may i look through these . Here, your honor. Jimmy whos this naked person . Should be no one on that phone. [ laughter ] jimmy im just kidding. So there are no photographs of the satin fabric here. I will say i looked it up and that fabric your honor. Everybody can sit down. I forgot. Jimmy oh, yeah. [ laughter ] sorry. Jimmy dont ever interrupt your honor again. Youll find yourself deep within a prison cell. Okay, bailiff . Okay. Sorry. Jimmy the material that was used in the backdrop is called crinkled fabric. It is supposed to be crinkled. I dont think its supposed to have a fold going through the middle of it. But that is the look. I did verify that using the worldwide web slash internet. I understand why you were unhappy with some parts of the party. I think the defendant did deliver most of what she promised. Im going to rule in partial favor of the plaintiff in the amount of 138. 50. And that is not a typo. All right. Lets go. So the case of broken prepromises has concluded. Judge james has rendered his verdict. Lets talk to the plaintiffs. How are you . Hello. How did that go for you . Are you happy with the decision . Not really. I felt that she deserved to pay more. Because she didnt do the job i asked her to do. I see. Now, very crucial element of the trial came down to whether or not you could tell the difference between an apple and a peach. Do you believe you can . Yes, i can. Im going to put you to the test. Hold on one second. Will you hold that . And put this on. This blindfold. Im going to give you one and then the other. You cant see, right . Okay. Here is one. Dont touch it. Good. Good. Thats one. All right. Tell me which was which. Apple, then peach. Apple, then beach. Shes good. Shes really good. Thank you. Leave that on, please. The bailiff will help you out. Thank you. And you may have these. Ill take this back. All right . On the next judge james jimmy you paid the defendant 3,239 for two Louis Vuitton handbags. I have no purses, no wallets at all. Jimmy how have you been carrying your things . I have other purse. Jimmy you have another purse. Is this correct . Parsh. Jimmy did you just say parsh . I didnt say it all. Jimmy please dont use language like that in my court again or ill have you destroyed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show we have music from schoolboy q and e40. From Stranger ThingsGaten Matarazzo. And well be right back with eddie murphy. 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Enjoy the go with charmin. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight from the exceptionally Bingeworthy Netflix series Stranger Things, 14yearold Gaten Matarazzo is here. He turned 14 yesterday. I love this kid. Youre going to love him too. Then this is his latest album. Its called blank face lp. Schoolboy q featuring e40 from the samsung outdoor stage. Our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people in the history of people. Hes a golden globewinning and oscarnominated actor who stars in a new drama called mr. Church which opens in theaters one week from tonight. Please welcome eddie murphy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing . Good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being here. Its great to have you. How is it possible that you have not aged like even like a month . Since saturday night live. Its crazy. Are you moisturizing . What is your secret . [ laughter ] im aging. Im getting older. Jimmy did you go to the prom . I wanted to ask you. Because i dont know if you saw. We had a little case yeah, i was watching. My the year i graduated i had to go to Summer School to get out. So i didnt go to the prom because i was getting left back. Jimmy oh, really . You dont want to be at the prom left back. [ laughter ] so i didnt go. Jimmy yeah, theres a special section for those kids at the prom. I went the year after. Jimmy oh, you did . You came back around well, the girl i was seeing in school, she was graduating that year. Jimmy i see. Did you ask in those days you didnt ask in some big special way. It was just will you go to the prom with me, right . Well, actually, we had broken up and it was kind of like we broke up maybe two months before the prom and i was kind of like i want to go to the prom it was a horrible prom. Jimmy it was a bad prom . The prom pictures are like this. [ laughter ] jimmy did you get her back home on time . Oh, yeah, yeah. Because we had broken up. I was just going through jimmy you got her home early. Yeah. [ laughter ] Jimmy Tom Hanks was here last night. And i asked him if he packed for himself when he traveled, and he said no, he packs everything for himself. Do you have a person who packs your stuff for you, like a butler or Something Like that . A butler . [ laughter ] i dont have a butler. But i dont pack my stuff. Jimmy you dont pack your own stuff. I knew you didnt. Im happy to hear you dont pack your own stuff. I mean, if you pack your own stuff, really, who i mean, what do we have to even aspire to . [ laughter ] theres a piece of artwork from good times, which is a show that was one of my favorites i loved good times. I still watch it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres a painting in the beginning. And j. J. Was a painter on the show. The sugar shack. They painted it for marvin gayes album, the i want you album. And i have it now. I have the original sugar shack. Jimmy i know that. Because i thought i want to find and buy that painting so i could have it in my home. And i went online ill sell it to you. Jimmy you will . Really . [ laughter ] terribly expensive now, though. The artist passed away and the album is its really cool to have that picture because a lot of people have copies of it. Jimmy you cant even find copies of that picture anymore. Yeah. I got that downstairs by the little Bowling Alley. We have a picture up there. Jimmy you have a Bowling Alley . [ laughter ] wow. Thats oh, you know, thats really you should come can you bowl . Jimmy i can bowl. My parents met in a Bowling Alley. I have three holes in my body. What was your alltime favorite episode of good times . Oh, i have a bunch. I was watching good times the other day and i was watching the episode when james died. And florida wouldnt cry. And every time they went to touch her she would go oh, no. And she was cleaning. She threw the punch bowl on the floor. Damn, damn, damn. And i was sitting there crying at home. Jimmy they had the worst life. I think they killed james because the actor who played james wouldnt sign the contract or something and they said all right, were killing you. Yeah. I dont remember what happened. But i know every week it seemed like he was getting laid off every week. He didnt know. Ive got to go to work. Shes go james, youre laid off. Every week. [ laughter ] jimmy hed come home with his hat off. When his hat came off you knew something bad was happening. Hed walk in, hed have that hat off. And it happened again. But the show wasnt the same after john amos left. Jimmy it wasnt, no. Ill tell you, for me still, that was the most realistic black father ive seen on television to this date. Jimmy he may have been the most realistic father on television. He was real. He would like whip you. Hed take you in the back and whip you. Ive seen him whip michaels friend once. Michael brought a friend home and his friend was tripping and james took him in the back and whipped him. [ laughter ] james was whipping ass. [ applause ] jimmy weigh, youd get a little nervous if james was home. You said you dont have a computer, you dont youve never googled yourself, i assume . Oh, no. Jimmy no. None of that. I dont do any of that. I dont have the computer or the or a not whats the you guys do. Emails. I dont have any of that [ bleep ]. Jimmy email . Wow. Is it because you dont want people bothering you or you just dont have any interest in it . I just dont have im like what am i going to who am i going to email . [ laughter ] who am i going to tweet . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy no facebook, nothing like that . I dont have any of that. And i hear everybody tells me oh, youve got to have that stuff now. And im like, really . Youve got to have it . Supposedly everybody has it. Jimmy no. Dont get it. You dont want it. You dont need it in your life. It really kind of ruins everything. Facebook and tweeting. Jimmy you have a lot of kids. You have a new baby now. [ applause ] how old is your new daughter . Yeah. Shes four months old. Jimmy theyre probably doing all that stuff. All my everyone i know does all of that stuff. I just dont do it. Jimmy yeah, you dont do it. Are you enjoying having a fourmonthold around . Oh, yeah. Theres nothing like having a new baby in the house. Jimmy yeah. [ applause ] you have did you ever imagine youd have nine kids . Was that something you figured out youd want to do . It wasnt like i planned in the beginning like how many kids. It just kind of happened. And its a beautiful thing. Jimmy you will never get a vasectomy . Well, now im 55. So you know, i only have a little bit longer jimmy you only have like 25 more years. Before im shooting blanks. Jimmy i know guys that are 75 years old, theyre still having babies . You can still have babies . Jimmy yeah. Oh, yes. Youve got to be careful. If you want, ill go with you. Well get them tied up together. No. Jimmy you started doing standup when you were a baby, really. You were what, 15 years old . 15. Jimmy what possessed a 15yearold kid to go into a comedy club or wherever it was that you started and get up on stage . You remember back they used to have a show called the gong show . Jimmy yeah, sure. [ cheers and applause ] okay. The gong show that show was so popular, bars started having gong show night. And there was a bar that was having gong show night. And the first prize was 25. And my brother was like, you should go down there and get to the gong show and get that money. [ laughter ] 25. Just go down there and do Stevie Wonder and do that muhammad ali impression. You win that [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i went down there and did it, and i won it. Jimmy you won the 25. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy unbelievable. Chuck barris is indirectly responsible for your career. When we come back, well see a clip from your new movie. 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Why dont you ever tell me where you live . Where do you go when you arent with us . Because what i do with my own personal time is my business. You know everything about me. So just tell me something. Its late. Please. I said its late. I like ice cream. What kind . Butter pecan. Favorite color . Brown. Movie . The maltese falcon. Do you have a girlfriend . Okay, thats enough. Just tell me what your house looks like. Or tell me who your best friend is. Come on, just tell me hey, i said enough jimmy thats eddie murphy in mr. Church. It opens a week from tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so theres talk you might get an oscar nomination for this role. Is that something youve thought about when you [ cheers and applause ] read the script . I didnt think that when i got the script. I just responded to the script. I wasnt thinking i could get an oscar if i do this. [ laughter ] but im glad everybodys responding like that. Jimmy its a very serious movie. And its kind of a tearjerker i think. Yeah. Its the first time ive ever been in something that was serious like this. Jimmy is this the first time you ever cried theres one scene where you i cried once, but it was after a movie. I cried after pluto nash once. [ laughter ] thats the only time i cried. That [ bleep ] is over. Its over. Im going out like this . [ laughter ] thats the only time i cried in a movie, i think. Jimmy tracy morgan told me that when he i love tracy. Whats up, tracy . Jimmy i love him too. That you were the first guy to make him laugh. You called him and made him laugh. He also told me i thought this was interesting. You play a cook in this film. Do you cook at all at home . Im not a good cook. Jimmy because tracy told me that he went to your house and you made him, as he said over and over to me, ballpark franks. [ laughter ] i went over there, he made me franks. Ballpark franks. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy yeah, thats it. Thats why im going to always be cool with eddie, because he made me them franks. [ laughter ] and when i was younger they used to call me fat murphy. [ laughter ] he told me that. He told me when he was young they used to call him fat murphy. Jimmy everybody imitates tracy morgan. Thats easily the best tracy morgan ive ever seen. [ applause ] you could go on the road as him. Last year you were given the mark twain prize at the kennedy center, which is a great honor. Great comedians. Yeah. Jimmy george carlin, lily tomlin. I think steve martin got that award. And you did a little bit of standup. And it was so great to see. I know everybody busts your balls, when are you going to do standup. I wasnt really doing standup. It was like a long acceptance speech. Jimmy you did part of it yes. It was an acceptance speech. But you did your great bill cosby impersonation. And its a crazy bill cosby impersonation. Its like bill cosby probably bill cosby in the playboy mansion, what was really going on. But did you hear from bill at all after that . Oh, no. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no, no. Is that why you dont have a computer . [ laughter ] you might get an email from bill cosby. Im not frightened of bill. Jimmy nor should you be. No. I didnt get any calls. Jimmy you did not hear from him. And this is Something Like doing standup is something that people think you could just walk up on stage and do it. But you really its a whole leadup to doing standup. Oh, yeah. Youve got to go back to the clubs and work out and do all that stuff. Jimmy youre not doing that stuff. But i might. Jimmy you might . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i havent done it in so long. Im curious now to what like so much has changed. Im like what would even come out . You know, i dont even know what i would be like. Jimmy because you have all these things that are very relatable and now you have someone who packs for you and its harder to yeah. [ laughter ] i dont have no leather suits. I dont have any leather suits. Jimmy we can get you a leather suit. The new thing is vinyl. I think that will work even better. Well, i tell you what. Its really a thrill to have you here. Honestly, it is. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy i appreciate your coming. I pray that you do decide to do standup again because i think i speak for everybody when i say you know, screw your life, we want to see some standup comedy from eddie murphy. [ cheers and applause ] Eddie Murphys movie mr. Church opens a week from tonight. Well be right back with Gaten Matarazzo. [ cheers and applause ] trtellix vortioxetine is a prescription medicine for depression. Trintellix may start to untangle or help improve the multiple symptoms of depression. For me, trintellix made a difference. 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Our next guest plays a dungeons, dragons, and puddingloving preteen named dustin on the most talked about show of the summer. Stranger things is on netflix waiting for you now. Please welcome Gaten Matarazzo. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. Im very excited to meet you. When i saw Stranger Things after like the third episode, i was like, im sending an email, weve got to get this kid on the show. And here you are on the show. Like magic. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy thanks for coming. Thank you for having me. Jimmy i heard you met eddie murphy backstage. I did. Hes great. Big fan of his. Jimmy are you . Are you too young for eddie murphy . You know his stuff . Some of his stuff. But yeah, i definitely like the whole ice cream jimmy youve seen that one, huh . Yeah. Jimmy you need more parental guidance, i think. [ laughter ] yeah, just saw that one. Jimmy you turned 14 yesterday. I did. Jimmy congratulations. Happy birthday. Thank you. Jimmy what did you do for your birthday . Did you have a party . Well, i was out here, and im from new jersey. So most of my family was down there. But i went to santa monica pier, which was fun. Jimmy nice. Yeah, it was great. Jimmy did you get presents . Did you ask for anything in particular . I didnt im not really much of like i want this, i want that. Im happy with what i get. You know . [ applause ] yeah. And i dont really get overexcited about awesome presents. Im just oh, thanks. Everyone thinks i hate them. But im really happy. Jimmy you dont express joy when somebody gives you something . No, i do. I do. Its just not like aah jimmy you dont give them the reaction theyre hoping you will give them. Yeah. Jimmy as an actor cant you muster up a little fake enthusiasm . [ laughter ] i feel like i should now that people think that i hate the presents they give me. Jimmy by the way, people say the same thing about me too. I dont know what to do. It makes me uncomfortable receiving something in front of the person. Id rather they just put it in the trunk of my car and then i could open it like in the bathroom when i get home. Then i can freak out when im alone. Jimmy exactly. You can freak out then. Your voice seems lower than it is on the show. Yeah. Jimmy have you has that happened, that lowering . [ laughter ] yeah, it has. Yeah. Definitely. [ laughter ] jimmy well, congrats on that too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, it has dropped a lot since ive done the show. Jimmy wow. So what do they do then . I mean i dont know what they did. Thankfully, theyre skipping a year ahead for next season. Jimmy oh. That makes sense. Its going to be in the fall jimmy because youre going to have a mustache [ laughter ] by christmas. Yeah. Jimmy when that mustache comes in, be sure to be grateful to santa claus for it. Yeah. Jimmy when you heard there was going to be a Second Season of Stranger Things, did you tell netflix you wanted a raise . No. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Youre not greedy enough for hollywood. No. Jimmy did you get a raise . I dont know. Jimmy you dont even know. I dont know. Jimmy if you want money, how do you get it . How does it work when youre a kid actor . I dont know. I dont know the financial part of it. I really just do the acting and i just do it from there. And theyre like, hey, you made money. Im like, whoa. Thats cool. Jimmy right. What if you want to buy a skateboard or something . How do you go about getting cash . I say, mom, can i have a skateboard . And she goes, no. [ laughter ] jimmy really, youre getting nothing out of this whole deal. No. Yeah. Jimmy were you familiar with like the 80s and the stuff that there are so many great little references and even just lines you that heard in some movie from many years ago. Does that stuff just go by you or did you learn it or no. The goonies is one of my favorite movies of all time. [ applause ] jimmy thats good. Yeah. I mean, it definitely has the show, for those who havent seen it, has the spirit of the goonies kind of going through it. Do you know like 80s music and that sort of thing . Mmhmm. Michael jackson, man. Love michael jackson. [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy what grade are you in now . Im going to be a freshman. Ninth grade. Jimmy so will you go to a regular high school . Ill be doing like school at my high school for two weeks before we go out to season 2. Theres no official date for when we go out. But were thinking its going to be mid to late october. Jimmy so you get school for like two weeks and then youre out for most of the rest of the year. Till like april theyre hoping. Jimmy thats a good deal. I love loved that. Its nice. Jimmy and you know how to read and all that stuff . [ laughter ] youre able to im 14. Jimmy i heard your singing voice is unbelievable. You have a fantastic singing voice. I saw you sing the National Anthem at the mets game. Yeah. Jimmy that must have been a fun thing to do. It was fun. Mmhmm. It was definitely an experience. Jimmy see, this is the enthusiasm thing you need it work on. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy netflix and chill has now somehow absorbed you. Consumed me. [ laughter ] jimmy well, its great to meet you. And i cant wait for the next season of the show. Its called Stranger Things. Gaten matarazzo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with schoolboy q and e40. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Whats with them . Oh, those two . Theyre always fighting for attention. Theres more to a legendary city than its legends. Plan your legendary stay at visitphilly. Com dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy id like to thank eddie murphy. Thanks to Gaten Matarazzo. Apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first this is his album. Its called blank face lp. Here with the song dope dealer with some help from e40, schoolboy q [ cheers and applause ] hey turn it up, l. A. Hey, hey, hey, hey i got a sack of blue but my a. R. Black i got in my whip and they hold my strap i put the knife to the and turn that crack i put the nine to your coconut and pull that back i see that throat i got a strike in every pocket of my coat i used to ply around your city i get a half and im going to flip it i think somebody getting bodied on the weekday get out the way im in my new clothes turn up looking like a dope dealer where the im just a dope dealer paper in the paper bag im a dope dealer homies im a dope dealer couple diamonds in my rollie im a dope dealer got the plug on the im a dope dealer your auntie know me im a dope dealer got them egg whites and ox tails for the low got them hot wheels start and go 16 you know little homies love gold chains and whips make me rearrange your whole thing for my hip i get this because you know why they told me thou shalt not when i jump in the flame i turn it to the money never grow on trees but im watching it grow i get to swinging on this chopper r. I. P. I think somebodys getting bodied on a weekday get out the way im in my new clothes hey looking like a dope dealer where the where the just a dope dealer paper in the paper bag im a dope dealer homies and the police im a dope dealer couple diamonds in my rollie im a dope dealer got the plug on the dodie im a dope dealer hey, hey f57s and we savages hustlers some of them sell trees personally im a rapper and im spectacular got a way with my words, my lingo and vernacular remarkable in the middle of a war zone eating dominos helicopters and drones everybody make some noise for my boy e40 [ cheers and applause ] everybody turn up hey, hey, hey, hey white stones two phones, man he on bankroll, hella big dope, blow your nose white stones, panties gone two phones, man he on big dope, blow your nose boom [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight a young woman speaking out after reporting she was raped on campus. The alleged attacker never charged. 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