Got one, yes i got him. I got him. Thank you. Sorry ive been distracted for the last ten days or so. But i finally caught my pikachu. This pokemon go is a menace. No ones looking up anymore. We have a bunch of pokemon cult members all Walking Around like this. In case youre wondering how it works, a lot of a adults are like i dont know how it works, i dont understand. Its simple. You walk around catching virtual creatures, you build up star dust and candy, the star dust gives them the power, and feed the candy to your creatures, they evolve and then you can use the balls to capture your creatures and possessions to heal the creatures to try to win control of a gym for your team. See . Its not complicated at all. [ laughter ] i dont know what the hell is going on. At this point ive decided to treat everyone i know whos on pokemon go like a character on the walking dead who got bitten by a zombie. The person we love is gone now, we have to move on. Only thing more confusing than the pokemon thing is the Republican National convention which is under way in cleveland. Quicken loans arena. They say there havent been this many white people at the quicken loans arena since the night they double booked Jimmy Buffett and kenny g. [ laughter and applause ] theres a protest, all sorts of dancing, speakers today Willy Robertson from duck dynasty, Antonio Sabato jr from Antonio Sabato sr, i guess. I dont know. Scott baio and Melania Trump spoke today. Theyre one Dennis Rodman short of being a new season of celebrity apprentice. And ben carson is going to speak tomorrow, so that should fire everyone up. Ha ha a number of key republicans are skipping the convention. Jeb bush, instead of traveling to cleveland, he spent the night home crying. Mitt romney showed his displeasure by furiously ironing his dockers against the pleat. Donald trump was interviewed. You see him on 60 minutes last night with his running mate . He had a quote last night i really cannot stop thinking about. Youre not known to be a humble man, but i wonder i think i am humble. I think im much more humble than you would understand. Jimmy that might be the most Donald Trumpy thing donald trump has ever said. Hes bragged about how humble he is. The guy sitting next to him, looking sad, thats his new running mate, indiana governor mike pence. They got a lot of attention this weekend for their new logo, which did not make it clear whether theyre planning to make America Great again or just to make america pregnant. [ laughter ] the t is really invading the p. The logo was criticized for being vaguely sexual. Donald trump doesnt back off, but he did agree to change it to this. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy it seems theyre getting along, that i can tell you. Apparently trump was unsure about the guy he was choosing for Vice President all the way down to the wire. They say he wanted to dump pence at midnight the night before the announcement and go with which would have made him a pence dispenser. [ laughter ] but he didnt and thank goodness. They are off to a strong start. Mike pence flew to new york to make the announcement. When youre in new york, where do you go . Probably the greatest place to eat in the whole world. If youre mike pence, busy weekend in new york, enjoying a quick dinner with the family at chilis. [ laughter ] so hes already making good decisions. Should i have the mix and match fajitas or the loaded boneless wings, i dont know. Meanwhile on the other big reality competition show tonight, the gods of love gifted us with a new episode of the bachelorette. Have you been following that . [ cheers and applause ] it was hometown date night, which is one of the best of the season. This is interesting. At the beginning of the year, i predicted jojo would end up with jordan. Jordan rogers. But after the hometown visits im not sure theyre compatible. This is jordan. Check the hair. This is his brother, check that hair. This is dereks girlfriend. And this is their mom. So i dont know that jojo has the right hair for this relationship. [ laughter ] she might need to invest in a bumpit if she wants this to go all the way. I dont know if you know, but im the producer of a very popular bachelor spinoff show starring kids, the Little People who like to go to the park. This week, we had our hometown visits. With that side, its time for episode 4 of the baby bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] previously on the baby bachelorette. Passion reached new heights on two exotic destination dates. Now its time for bianca to meet alex and matties families on two dramatic hometown dates. Hi, manny. Hi, bianca. Hi, bianca, nice to meet you. Im tanai. Hi, im lucy. Its a pleasure to meet you both. My sisters are so important to me. I hope they like bianca. This is really delicious. Youre a great cook. Thank you. I miss home cooking. But just as things were going so well, lucy gets real. Bianca, are you in love with my brother . I worry about her intentions with manny. She has another man. Yes, i do like manny, but theres someone else. They really put me on the spot. This process is complicated, but manny and i have something special. Hes an amazing guy. They like her, yay juice, bianca . Yes, please. I see bianca as part of our family. Cheers. After an emotional breakthrough and 12 juice boxes with mannys sister, bianca travels to meet alexs family. Alex and i have an amazing connection. Hopefully ill love his family too. Hey, hot stuff. I got a weird vibe from carson. Get out of here, carson. Hi, bianca. I dont know what he sees in stupid alex. By the end of this, shell probably be dating me. While alex was trying to make bianca feel at home, his brother carson was trying to put their love in timeout. Carson is a butt hole. At their emotional breaking point, alex and bianca try to salvage what is now a fragile relationship. Alex, i feel like youre building walls. No, im building a fort. Alex needs to allow himself to feel. I wish he would open up to me and be vulnerable. I dont know what vulnerable means. I feel like were really in different places right now. We are. Im in a fort. Today was rough. And just when things couldnt get worse for the desperate couple mom i cannot wait to get out of here. I just dont feel welcome here. But i built us a fort to live in. I should go. I understand. Goodbye, gorgeous. Oh, that was a disaster. Coming up on the most dramatic Season Finale in baby bachelorette history, who will bianca choose . But first, tune in next week for the men tell all special. I have to ask, why captain america . Im spiderman [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have something anyone here like money . Im assuming the answer is yes. [ cheers and applause ] were going to have some fun and maybe make a big pile of cash for those of you here in our studio audience. Lets go to my aunt chippy who is at the cosmopolitan of las vegas. There she is. Hello, aunt chippy. Aunt chippy is there to play black jack for you, and if she wins, you will win. Is that how its going to go . [ cheers and applause ] so a few years back, you won, how much what was the most you won for the studio audience, aunt tippy . The first time i played, i won 100,000. But i lost it at the machine, jimmy, they never gave me the money back. Jimmy so aunt chippy has 10,000, shes going to bet that on one hand, if she wins, were going to let it ride twice. She hits three hands in a row. Be nice. Jimmy you all win. If any hand is a push, well replay that round. Theres no doubling down, no insurance, no splitting. But a blackjack still pays one and a half. Lets do it, cut the cards, lets play some 21. [ cheers and applause ] hold on a second, hold on. Theres not supposed to be anyone else at the table. This is supposed to be a oneperson table right now. Who is this . Who is that . Who are you . Hey, who is this guy . Im just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. Took a Midnight Train going anywhere. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Whats your name, sir . Matthew. Jimmy can we have him escorted from the premises there . Can we have him thrown out . Absolutely not, i love his movies. Jimmy what do you mean you love his movies . Absolutely not. Jimmy i dont like this at all. I feel like were definitely going to lose with him at the stable. Okay . So lets take a break. If i knew he was going to be here, jimmy, i would have shaved my legs. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy lets take a break. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] takbbq trophies hese best cracked pepper sauce. Most ribs eaten while calf roping. Yep, greatness deserves recognition. You got any trophies, cowboy . Whoomp there it is uh, yeah. Well, uh, well theres this one. 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With george clooney, right, maurice . I adopted him so youre out of the picture. Jimmy great, i have traitors in my midst. Were going to bet 10,000 for the audience. Matt, god help you if you take our cards. Lets begin it. Lets do it, put the money out. Here we go. Oh, god. Matt gets a three, we get a ten. Thats a nice start. You see what i told you about him you see what i told you . You shut up, youre giving me the horns jimmy we would have had that 11 right there. Matts doubling. Whats the dealer showing . Dealer is showing a nine. Okay. All right. Were going to have to take a hit, chippy, im afraid. Were going to have to take the hit. Jimmy oh, matt has a 20. Terrific. I got a 20. Jimmy chip, we got to take a card, right . Yeah, you gotta make that. Now we have nothing. Now we have no money, and im going to tell you why. Because matt damon showed up. He took all your money from you and now we have nothing. Unbelievable. Hang on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy, i was thinking, you know, i dont know if youve ever seen 10,000, but i personally like your studio audience a lot, and i feel like some of them like me. [ cheers and applause ] i think we gotta do this again. Jimmy all right, all right. All right, lets do it. I want to get out of the way and let this be all about chippy, okay . Jimmy yeah, all right. Here we go, all right. [ audience chanting chippy ] 16, thats tough. Jimmy and a 9 showing, all right. Were going to have to hit that again. I gotta hit it again . You do. Jimmy dont listen to him you got to assume she has a 19. Jimmy aunt chippy, what do you think we should do . If i get a card i dont like, im gonna throw up on the table. So give me a good card. Jimmy all right, we may get to see some vomiting tonight. You should give the audience 10,000 apiece just for sitting through your monologue. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how dare you. Dont you have any friends that you could be with right now. Are you looking . Im trying. Thats my new favorite aunt im with right now. Jimmy all right, give us a card. I dont know what were waiting for. Lets do it, the suspense is killing us. Oh, yes [ cheers and applause ] now we gotta hope she does her job. We gotta walk away. Jimmy thats not necessarily great, but lets see what the dealer has. The dealer has, oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd chanting chippy ] jimmy all right, deal them. I stopped breathing. Thats one. We need a few more. We need two more. Jimmy all right, here we go, 20,000. You have a king. And a queen. Were gonna stay right there. 11 18 [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have 40,000. [ audience chanting chippy ] jimmy 40,000, despite the presence of matt damon, we are actually winning. Lets see her cards one more time. Dont jinx us, jimmy your audience is going to turn on you. Ill kill you myself im going to take that show of yours and keep it, my friend. Jimmy ive already lost my aunt. Okay, lets see some cards. Lets see what weve got. Here we go. Oh, a five. Were gonna stop and let her do her thing. Stay. This is summer. We love summer 14. 16. 18. Leave me alone jimmy what did i tell you about him . Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is real money, by the way. Its real money. This is real money. Jimmy okay. Lets do it again. Come on, chippy. All right. Jimmy i found myself in a rare position. All right, we gotta stay. Oh my god. Jimmy shes got a nine. Were going to stay. A four or something. Well, there he is, everybody, born loser is back again. Jason bourne comes out july 29th, do not go see that movie nobody go to see it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mike piazza is here. We have music from the last bandoleros and well be right back with christina applegate. On with our best offers of the year im free to do what i want. 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Our first guest tonight entered our homes and our hearts on married with children. Now shes married with child herself. You can see her play a pta monster mother in the new movie bad moms. I dont know whats going on with you, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay . I run this school, and i can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me . Wow, i genuinely think you should just relax a little bit. Have a donut hole, theyre delicious. From the gas station. Mm you have crossed the line, girl. Im going to destroy you. Winter is coming. Jimmy bad moms opens in theaters july 29th. Please say hello to christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Good, how are you . Good to see you. Jimmy your daughter is not old enough to be capturing pokemons, is she . No. Jimmy how old is she . Shes 5 1 2. So were going to see ear muffs a lot during this interview. Jimmy okay, i got you. Jimmy is she going to kindergarten . Yes, starting in august. It goes by so quickly. Jimmy do you think you will cry . Yes, i cry when she goes to school now. She goes to school for three hours and im like, i missed you so much jimmy this is why kids and then like five minutes later, i need a tap out, guys. Jimmy yeah, right. Is she excited about going to kindergarten . Yeah, shes really excited. None of her friends are going there with her, but shes excited. Shes going to get new stuff. Jimmy when do you start shopping for backtoschool supplies . Which i find depressing. I guess thats coming up soon. She needs to get a backpack, because shes been carrying around the same canvas tote for three years in her preschool. Its disgusting. Theres stuff living within the fibers of that. Theres holes. Jimmy will you let her pick her own backpack . Ear muffs. Shes screwed the pooch on getting to choose these things. Jimmy why . Ive always been supportive of her expressing herself with her fashion choices, like a tutu with a pant and kind of quirky and odd and awesome. She came home the other day from shopping with her godmother with ear muffs, two of the ugliest dresses i have ever seen in my entire life. Like, dont think i can allow this. I almost think i have to hide them now. Jimmy can you blame the godmother . Who really picked the dresses out . Sadies a very strong woman. Jimmy so she knows what she wants. Did you bring her because you will play a very bad mom in the movie bad moms . Did she see you behaving like that . Was she on the set . Oh, no. Not on this one, no. Jimmy she was not. When they were cutting the trailers together they couldnt really use me because i drop the fbomb in pretty much every sentence in this movie. I dont know how you got that clip, because in that clip, i say the fword about seven times. Jimmy we didnt have we were cheated out of the fword . Yeah. Jimmy wow, thats disappointing. Im a despicable human being in this film. Jimmy yes, yes, yes. Despicable. Jimmy do you like playing that . It was amazing. [ laughter ] the real me got to flourish on screen in the cinema. No, thats not who i am. Jimmy you were even younger than sadie when you started making commercials . Yeah. Jimmy 3 years old . I was 3 years old, started doing regular commercials and then regular commercials for years and years and years. Jimmy do you remember any of those, when you were really young, shooting any of those commercials . I remember so many of them, but in particular, okay, little kids who act, have to get these things called flippers when they lose a tooth. Jimmy i watched toddlers and tiaras. Its not that kind of flipper. Its from the original man, the man who invented it. Its just one tooth. Its not like that weird thing they all have thats like a night guard, its not like that. This is like one tooth that goes in to replace the one tooth that fell out. It looks like the rest of your teeth and you look like a normal kid. Anyway, i got this commercial, and the only reason i got it, because i was the only kid who came in who had all of their teeth. Mind you, two of my teeth were gone, but i had these flippers, so it was like a canned ham commercial. Delightful. So in the scene, im supposed to take a big bite, and i go, and you know how hard that stuff is. And mouth came out, and flipper was stuck in canned ham and there i was, like, hey, hey, everybody. They were none too pleased. Jimmy they didnt use that take . No, i dont think they did. [ laughter ] jimmy well, the movie is called bad moms. It opens on july 29th. Great cast you got there, mila kunis, kristen bell. Kathryn hahn, the genius that is kathryn hahn. Annie mumolo, Jada Pinkettsmith and her legs are in it. Jimmy her legs are in this one too . Girls got some hot legs. 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Shave, after shave, after shave. Gillette. The best a man can get. Jimmy hi, there. Our next guest is one of the greatest men who ever squatted behind a plate. Now its maddux and a little popup, piazza, got him and he makes the catch and its deep to left center. Andrew jones on the run. This one has a chance. Home run mike piazza, and the mets lead, 32 jimmy on sunday, hell be inducted into the Baseball Hall of fame. Please welcome the Italian American superstar catcher, number 31, mike piazza [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, congratulations, first of all. Thank you, man. Jimmy for those who dont know, its an unbelievable story. Youre in with the 62nd round, you got drafted. It was pretty late. Jimmy rarely does a player make it, and not number 62, the 62nd round. They dont even have 60 rounds anymore. Jimmy is that right . They stop at 50. So technically i couldnt go back and be drafted again. Jimmy if this were back to the future you would not be sitting here. True. Jimmy youre going to the hall of fame. When you found out, you got the call saying its happening, youre going. Did it feel like you thought it would feel . It was kinda crazy, because the last few years, i was getting close, and the year before i really was disappointed because it was close and im sitting there, and they say, well, look, heres the number, give us your number. Well call you between 11 00 and 1 00. So i put the phone down, im trying to do other things and i keep looking at the phone. Jimmy yeah. Keep looking at the phone. And then last year, the year i didnt make it, it was like 2 00, phone was off, and i was so disappointed. Jimmy oh, they take your number. Yeah. So youre sitting there, trying to do other things. This year, obviously they called me right away. So it was crazy. Very emotional. Jimmy who was the first person you told then . Obviously my family was there. My wife actually taped it. She put it on jimmy were they taping you last year when you didnt get the call . No, i kinda knew when they said, we dont want to send anybody to your house. This year they said, were going to send somebody out. So i knew it was close. Jimmy so you know youre going in as a new york met . Yeah. Jimmy are you the second . Only the second person as a new york met . Yeah. Jimmy tom seaver, the other one. They have a bronze black of your face. Do you know which facial hair theyll choose for you . No, its funny because a lot of fans were on social media saying you got to grow the chops back, the fu manchu, or the abe lincoln chops. And then i tried to do that a few months ago and it was gray. So i was like you know. I want people to remember me as the cool guy, not the old guy with the shoe polish. Jimmy zu written your speech yet . I have, yes. The speech is in the can. Jimmy thats good. And im gonna cry. Jimmy oh, you are . Im going to cry. I was reading it last night. I started reading. Reading in the mirror. They say, you should frame it up, we need to know the time. And i started crying in my own room, like reading it to myself. [ laughter ] so its gonna be jimmy thats gonna be a problem, yeah. Not only that, i can just see my wife, shes like take a xanax, take a xanax. So kleenex and xanax on the podium. Jimmy Tommy Lasorda was your godfather . As a kid . Friend of your dad . My dad and tommy grew up together in norristown, pennsylvania. Jimmy dad and tommy grew up together. And there was a big reason why you got drafted as by the dodgers. The family connection. Yeah. Jimmy is he upset that youre going in as a met, instead of a dodger . No, after i got in, he asked, are you going to go in as a met or dodger . He said, look, mike, its your choice, up to you. If you want to go in a met, its fine. What are you going to do . I said, i think i want to go in as a met. He went, what the [ bleep ] whats wrong with you i gave you your chance, and you stabbed me in the back [ laughter ] so he took it very well. Jimmy he took it well. [ applause ] jimmy will he be there . Yeah, hes been a guardian angel. Jimmy no, will he be there in cooperstown . I hope so, why. Jimmy you dont know yet. When you left the dodgers, it was a terrible exit. Sad divorce. Jimmy first of all, the team refused to pay you fair market value or anywhere close to fair market value at that time. They also somehow made it seem like you were being greedy, then you wound up going to florida first which was crazy. Yeah, thats true. Jimmy then you wound up on the mets. Do you feel any animosity towards the dodgers, their new owners now . If they were to have a ceremony, lets say, retiring your number or a special night for you, would you attend Something Like that . [ cheers and applause ] i would. Jimmy you would . As Ricky Henderson says, lets let byebyes be byebyes. Jimmy work that into the speech. That will help you. No at first obviously youre bitter. You get traded and theyre saying bad stuff about you, saying how bad my knees were and stuff. And i was just like and as time goes by, yous. As i look back, you know, the memories are great. Went to spring training, sandy koufax, john roseborough, you know. All the stars of the dodgers. Steve garvey. So the history was amazing, they gave me an opportunity, so ill always be grateful for that. Jimmy all right, well, maybe the right thing will happen. Youre now the owner of a soccer team in italy. Yes, i am. Jimmy and you brought a jersey for me. I did. Jimmy lets see it. Im curious about this. I bought this team, im a huge soccer fan, and the team is called a. C. Reggiana 1919. Jimmy oh, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] i need everyone its actually the town where kobe bryants father played basketball. Kobe bryant speaks better italian than me. Jimmy yeah, he does. Fluid italian. Hes rattling it off. Theyre amazing fans and its just been a great adventure and im probably going to lose a lot of money. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what the great thing about this jersey, reggiano, this is where they make the parmesan cheese. Exactly. Jimmy and i am going to look so fat in this. My body is going to will never look worse. My breasts will be prominent. Got the man boob thing. Thats like me too. I actually text back on instagram a cheer for every region of italy has their own dialect. In reggiano, they say lets go team, a variation of lets go. So when i tweeted one time in italian, i tweeted go condom. My manager said, change it, change it quickly [ laughter ] jimmy i have to say, ive enjoyed watching you over the years. Thank you, man. Jimmy im so happy. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be this sunday, this weekend. Mike piazza takes his rightful place, 1 30 eastern on mlb network. 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The last bandoleros take me out and wrap those pretty arms around me carry me to every party going downtown drink til i cant see it coming oh i cant wait to give you something good but you say bye bye bye and you leave before the Morning Light oh my my my where do you go and i try try try but youre gone without a warning tell me why why why where do you go where do you go hear me now oh some would say i have some problems but i ignore and dance around them i say aloud oh youre the only one that saw me pick me up and please dont let me down but you say bye bye bye and you leave before the Morning Light oh my my my where do you go and i try try try but youre gone without a warning tell me why why why where do you go where do you go where do you go where do you go bye bye bye ooh my my my you say bye bye bye and you leave before the Morning Light oh my my my where do you go and i try try try but youre gone without a warning tell me why why why where do you go where do you go where do you go where do you go [ cheers and applause ] after a scandalous affair with john edwards her life became target of the tabloids. 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Nightline is next but first, his new album 57th and 9th comes out this fall, playing the song next to you with the last bandoleros, sting i cant stand it for another day when you live so many miles away nothing here is gonna make me stay you took me over let me find a way i sold my house i sold my motor too all i want is to be next to you id rob a bank maybe steal a plane you took me over think im goin insane what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you ive had a thousand girls or maybe more but ive never felt like this before but i just dont know whats come over me you took me over take a look at me what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you yeah yeah all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you saw my doctor he said give it time got this feeling gonna lose my mind when all it is is just a love affair you took me over baby take me there what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you next to you next to you [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, police in miami shoot an unarmed man in a chaotic circumstance. As it turns out he was attempting to bring a man with autism back to his home. Could enhanced training have helped reach a less violent outcome . Meet the Mental Health squad taking part in a revolutionary new program. Re yil hunter, once infamous for her affair with president ial hopeful john edwards, finds joy in raisesing their 8yearold daughter. How are you doing, quinn . Great. Hillary clinton announces her pick for Vice President in the leadup to the Democratic National convention, virginias tim kaine. How will the swing state senator help the ticket . But first the nightline 5. Hey, need fast heartburn relief . Try cool mint zantac. Itel