Hey, i dont know if you know. I dont know if you heard outside. This neighborhood is a hotbed of controversy right now. The l. A. City council today voted to start cracking down on the costumed characters who bring so much joy to so many on our street. [ cheers and applause ] the new rules would require anyone hoping to dress up as a superhero to get a daily pass to do that. And the city will only give out 20 passes a day. Which is nuts. We have 20 captain americas alone out there. Today we went down our block and we visited with these men and women. How do i put this . Its like going to disneyland if disneyland didnt drug test their mascots. Theres a captain america. Darth vaders, batman, batman being arrested. This is elmo being arrested. Poor elmo. This is a skirmish between chewbacca and a couple other friends. For some reason a lot of Business Owners in the area dont like having these guys around, i dont understand it. But now under the new rules the city would hand out 20 passes every morning on a first come, first served basis. I dont know what time theyre going to hand them out or where but that line is going to look like the worlds saddest avengers movie. Costume party is over, i guess. Fortunately were probably going to have legalized marijuana soon. So thats [ cheers and applause ] should i be worried when our employees are cheering louder than anyone . [ cheers and applause ] no, no. Alec, no comment . He doesnt have to put it up his butt anymore. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so in november, california voters will vote on a measure to legalize marijuana for recreational use. Supporters of the amendment turned in the required amount of signatures on time to get on the ballot. Whether the measure passes or not, turning something in on time is a huge victory for marijuana enthusiasts. Medical marijuana is legal here already. But its hard to get. Right now the only way to get marijuana is to tell a guy whose name is dr. 420 your elbow hurts. The measure will almost certainly pass which will bring about 1 billion to the state. But i feel bad for the drugsniffing dogs. What are they going to do for work . Practice sniffing each others butts, i guess. Donald trump and Hillary Clinton are currently sniffing each others butts. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Quinnipiac University poll, the new poll has them almost tied, hillary up 42 to 40 over trump. The other 18 said theyre going to kill themselves in november. With the margin of error, theyre in a virtual tie which is a big deal. This is the first tie for donald trump that wasnt manufactured in china. When you break the numbers down, clinton got the support of 91 of black voters. Trump took just 1. Not 1 . Literally 1 black voter. His name is leonard, dont call him leon. Leonard. Among hispanic voters clinton leads trump 50 to 33 which surprised me. After all the things he said youd think hed have more support from africanamericans than mexicanamericans. But you remember if you cross the border to move to another country theres a good chance one of the reasons you did that was to get away from your family back home. Guillermo, hows your motherinlaw . Guillermo terrible. Jimmy shes terrible . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy maybe youre hoping theres some more Border Control based on that, right . Guillermo yeah, well send her back. Jimmy okay, very good. In case youre wondering what jeb bush is up to these days . There he is, jeb bush, standing all by himself at Miami International airport. No entourage no secret service, no one. Jimmy poor jeb, hes just a man at a cinnabon now. 165 pages of Hillary Clintons emails, most if not all unremarkable. We asked people about the emails that were released. The specifics which of we made up. But that didnt stop people from pretending to be outraged in Hillary Clinton email lie witness news. Talking to people about the Hillary Clinton emails that have been released. Im sure youve seen some. Ive seen a lot. Were you disappointed how many nigerian princes Hillary Clinton wrote back to . Think someone in that position would fall for Something Like that . I mean, its not surprising considering its Hillary Clinton. Were you surprised that hillary forwarded bill cosby jokes to Vladimir Putin . Am i surprised . Nothing she does surprises me. You saw those jokes . I heard about the jokes. I did not see them. It doesnt surprise me. How many bill cosbys does it take to screw in a lightbulb, it depends how [ bleep ] up the lightbulb is . Yes. What about the email she sent to putin asking him to send shirtless pec shots . Was that president ial . No, not at all. My opinion, not. Are you surprised to see that . Yes, i did. You heard the bombshell hillary once accepted a linkedin request from Osama Bin Laden. What does that say about her . Honestly, you really want me to be honest . Please. It means shes not a true american. I see her as a traitor to the country. Because of Osama Bin Laden . Yes. Or because of linkedin . Everything. Hillary, you call yourself a christian, you call yourself a believer, but the problem is you dont practice it because youre living this lie. And you need to turn yourself in. You should not live a lie . You should not live a lie. Were you surprised hillary sent that email to sugar ray saying, i just want to fly your Favorite Song . Nothing about her surprises me. She doesnt have any scruples or boundaries. You saw that email . Uhhuh. You like that song, i just wanna fly . Uhhuh. Hillary clinton is not trustworthy. And you are very trustworthy . Im a trustworthy person. You saw those emails about sugar ray . Uhhuh. Did you think it was sad you found out she had been sending Edible Arrangements to herself just to make the other girls in the office jealous . I do, those cost a lot of money. I mean you cant just be sending gifts to yourself. Thats ridiculous. I heard about that and it was just did you feel bad for her . Not really, no. I could never feel bad for her. Why is that . Its Hillary Clinton. I mean, all she does is lie. She lies . Yeah. But you dont . I dont, no, never. You saw that email about the Edible Arrangements . Yeah, i did. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its all completely clear. So much lying. When im Vice President , there wont be any emails to read because i will communicate exclusively through snapchat. That will be the only way. [ cheers and applause ] can i have my podium . Bring in my podium. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i have a major announcement to make tonight. As you may know, im making a historic, in fact a firstever independent run for Vice President of the United States. So far ive been endorsed by oprah winfrey, l. A. Mayor eric garcetti, the president of cvs drugstores, Rob Gronkowski of the new england patriots, and courtney love. Tonight i am so happy to add the support of another proven winner. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 15time World WrestlingChampion John cena. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I am honored tonight to stand at this podium with the great candidate and even greater man. You are killing it in the polls, right . Jimmy i am ahead in the polls, yes. Youre not just ahead, man. Kimmel has 100 of the vote with no opponents [ cheers and applause ] its very kind of you but i dont think this audience or the people at home realize exactly what a bigassed accomplishment this is. Jimmy well its not that big a deal its a big deal this man, this man is the product of our country, wasnt manufactured in some factory overseas, he was made in america. [ cheers and applause ] a man who embodies hustle, loyalty, hard work. How many millions of people a day do you entertain . Jimmy i dont know, maybe where between 2 million and 30 million, not including india. Damn right, between 2 million and 30 Million People [ cheers and applause ] wait for it. Not including india jimmy thank you. Do you have any idea how many people that is . Jimmy its between 2 million and 30 million. Not including india. That is exactly right this man entertains millions of people, pays his taxes, eats hot dogs, lights off fireworks with his teeth. It doesnt get more american than that [ cheers and applause ] youre very welcome. You see, this is our man Jimmy Jefferson kimmel the next Vice President of the United States of america [ cheers and applause ] he will fight for america and i will fight alongside him [ cheers and applause ] and as a matter of fact, if you dont vote for jimmy kimmel for vp i will personally give each and every one of you the attitude adjustment that you deserve [ cheers and applause ] who wants some . Jimmy john cena, everyone. John. That seemed unnecessary to me, but john by the way is hosting the espys on july 13th here on abc. 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Say hello to mark rober, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so last time you were here, you came up with these great ideas for people that they could do most of these things you can do at home. Thats right. Jimmy you have more stuff specifically themed to summer . Yeah, thats right. So like the fourth of july is right around the corner. So the concept here is that these are just four ideas you could do just without much effort at all. Jimmy okay, perfect. We have kind of like last time, starting from easy all the way up to expert. Well start on the easy stuff. Jimmy what about these . The worst thing that can happen at your barbecue, youre going to cook everyones hot dogs and your barbecue runs out of propane or charcoal. Jimmy or a hand blows off. Maybe that is the worst. Dont worry, turns out that doritos are actually super flammable. Jimmy you didnt spray these with something to make them flammable . They are naturally genuinely flammable . Super flammable, yeah. Youve got a dorito bonfire here. Well come back to that. Jimmy how do you know this by the way . Can you eat theme while on fire . Thats the flaming hot variety. Dont touch that. Jimmy the only way to put these out is with cool ranch doritos. Im going to move this over here. Good idea, safety first. Jimmy well come back to the doritos. When the fires gets out of control well return to it. Every good party needs a good beverage. Heres an idea for a simple watermelon smoothie with no mess. So what youre going to do is cut a hole in a watermelon. It would be nice if its chilled. Take a coat hanger thats clean and macgyver it and put it in a drill. Like this. Jimmy arent most coat hangers pretty clean . In general . Youd hope so. Jimmy so you drill a hole. Thats right. You put it in here. You go to town for about 30 seconds. Jimmy this is like out of a saw movies. After that youre going to take it. Jimmy this is burning out of control over here. Its under control. Youre going to open it up a little more, put a cup in there maybe draw a little face on here. Jimmy okay. Thats fun. Then youve got this super creepy guy jimmy you need a cup . A cup would be awesome. Jimmy i dont think we have a cup. All right. Jimmy no we dont have it. Well pour it directly into my mouth. Chug, chug. And it looks super creepy. Jimmy yeah, looks like its a vomiting watermelon. No mess, right . Jimmy love that. Yeah. Maybe we should have taken jimmy maybe we should get to this, this is scaring me. Now skew your hot dog and roast it over. Just seal in that rich hickory nacho cheese flavor. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy brilliant. Its a good way to light the grill with one of those too. Very true. Now that weve got food and drink taken care of, well move on to dessert. What youre going to do is go to your local Industrial Supply store. For 30 bucks get a couple of gallons of liquid nitrogen. Put it into a bowl like this. Jimmy do they have stores that have this . Yeah, google Industrial Supply store. There will be one close to you. Jimmy shall we wait while people do that . And so jimmy thats a good way to get the fbi to come to your house. By the way. Thats right. Jimmy liquid nitrogen. Take ice cream, different flavors. I use neapolitan. Youre going to sort of squirt it into the liquid nitrogen. And whatever flavors you use, thats what color youre going to have. When you put it in there, it naturally jimmy i dont know if we can see that. It naturally sort of forms these balls. Whoop, got a little excited. Now all you do is take that. And you scoop them out. You have homemade dipping dots. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fresh dipping dots. Ow very cold, i forgot to mention that. Jimmy this is great. Or you could just buy dipping dots. Nice and easy. Jimmy theyre delicious. By the way, this is, if you never had it, this is the absolute finest quality black dot ice cream, its the best. What else do we have . Youve got Something Else here. Now that people are fed and happy what your party needs is a little bit of entertainment. People like nerf wars. Thats cool but i feel like we could take it to the next level. All youre going to do for this next idea is first get a job at nasa. Jimmy uhhuh. You learn the skills necessary to make one of these. Jimmy you made this . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy wow. Thats awesome. So this is the Worlds Largest nerf gun. Were going to like test it out here. What i want to do is give you this. Jimmy okay. Ill take this one. Jimmy great. Were going to take turns shooting each other. Jimmy youre trying to humiliate me. This does not represent anything, by the way. Im overcompensating. We have this dart. The darts are actually like foam. Jimmy what is this, a plunger . A foam over a toilet plunger. Jimmy that seems safe. It actually sticks to things. Jimmy great. Youre going to kill somebody with this. What should i do . Aim it at that. Jimmy now . Im going to charge this up. Jimmy we only have three darts in here, what happened . Budget cuts, huh . All right. I dont know that its working. Should i shoot it now . Yeah, give me one sec here. Jimmy give me the big gun right now i want the big gun [ cheers and applause ] im going to shoot this thing just to see whats going on. See . Nothing happened. Yeah, the guns not working. Its like the least dangerous oh, there we go, all right. Look at that. [ cheers and applause ] all right, here we go, ready . All right, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats not safe. That is not safe. I was curious if this actually worked in real life. Jimmy it does. I challenged my niece and nephew to a nerf dart war. And this is how they reacted. Jimmy oh, okay. Oh, thats your niece and nephew . I neglected to tell them i made this. Jimmy little did they know. Thats great. Its also the Worlds Largest super soaker. Jimmy oh all right. Wow. Thats unbelievable. 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Jimmy i dont know, is that for adam or zac or the combination . [ cheers and applause ] what a sweetheart. Thank you, thats my mom. Jimmy yeah. Shes here. Jimmy your mom is here . My mom and dad are here. Jimmy is that right . [ cheers and applause ] its so embarrassing. Look how hard my moms smiling she got scared, she got scared. Jimmy its good to see you. Your movies very funny. Im going to tell you something, i think its very smart. Whenever i see a movie set in hawaii i think, thats the way to do it. Why not make it a vacation as well as work . I would do this show in hawaii. We shot in atlanta. Jimmy oh, wow. It looks amazing yeah, yeah. It was so much fun. We got to do all super hawaii stuff the whole time. We swam with sharks. Jimmy oh, really, swam with sharks. Yeah, it was zbones idea. I presented him with an opportunity to research sharks. Jimmy uhhuh. Thats what we did. But that was 2 00 in the morning, friday night. We do it at like 5 30 a. M. Jimmy thats when theyre hungry, at that time. Thats why you have to go thats when theyre randy. Jimmy what sharks were these . What was the they were reef sharks. They werent little. Galapagos. Then out of the depths this like 13foot tiger shark came out of nowhere. Jimmy great. Are you in a cage for this . No, no. Youre swimming. Youre out there swimming with sharks. Which is pretty gnarly. I kept like i had this one shark flex on me a ton. Jimmy what do you mean . They have like they have gills. Like a hipcheck. They were finchecking you. They come up and hipcheck you, youre a bitch, you know . Most sharks will leave you alone in the water. Sharks like to sense your life essence. Jimmy all you need is one. Adam failed to warn me on the way out to this trip that you had like a big cut on your leg. Mediumsized cut. A little cut from surfing. Jimmy good, youre bleeding at 5 00 a. M. Its 5 00 a. M. , a tiger shark shows and up adams on the boat. And im like getting seasick. Im just so im yakking and im chumming the water. Jimmy great. You know . And then shes like, you got to come see this the ocean, this like beautiful shark whisperer who took us out jimmy her name is ocean . Her name is ocean. It sounds fake but its so real. So im like, i dont want to. But im puking so much. I get back in the water. Just in time to see zac swim towards the shark. Like if they remake or make aquaman, hes got to be it. Jimmy youre the guy. He was majestic in the water. Meanwhile, im like how do you swim he grabs the sharks fin. Jimmy what . Rides this tiger shark. Jimmy no way. Swear to god. [ cheers and applause ] it was amazing. In the video there was this video jimmy theres video . Theres no way this happened. I swear to you, im not going to lie to you, jimmy. Jimmy you rode it . Whats wrong with you . You cant put that face in front of a tiger shark, it could be eaten. Thats why he can do it. Jimmy charmed the shark. Even sharks find you sexually attractive. It was a female. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. And theres video of this. Well. We were both there. To be honest, adams very brave. Like everyones scared to see sharks. Theres no comfortable moment when somebody says, jump in the water, theres 250 galapagos sharks. Youre never comfortable. Jimmy why were you comfortable . Id done it before. I kind of go after these things. I see, okay. In life. Chase adrenaline. Hes riding the shark. In the meanwhile, in the video you see me. Im wearing bright green swim trunks because i party. And i aggressively turn around and you see me swimming back towards the boat. Where i continue to puke. Jimmy that was the right thing to do, by the way. You did the right thing. Zac did the wrong thing, riding the tiger shark. Yes, i dont condone this behavior. Just a headsup. Dont go riding sharks. Jimmy how far were you on the shark . I dont know. She took me like maybe 30 feet deep. Jimmy how do you know it was a she . Did you feel around to find out . No, its a its a tagged shark. Jimmy i see. It has a name. I dont know. Jimmy all right. Seems like the least you could do, learn the sharks name. Wow. This is crazy. Zac, whats going on with your hair . [ cheers and applause ] its having a moment. Ill say that, its having a moment. Jimmy for sure. A vanilla ice movie being made . Whats going on . Who told you . I didnt, i didnt, i didnt let the ice out of the bag. Jimmy is this for a role . I pray to god this is for a role. Okay, yes, it is for a role. I did a movie called baywatch. Jimmy oh, its for baywatch, okay. [ cheers and applause ] i knew we were going to have reshoots, additional photography. I decided to keep my hair blond. Its grown since. Its longer. This is just like the part i talked to the producers like two days ago and they said, were not going to reshoot or do any additional photography for like probably a year. So what are you doing with blond hair . Jimmy you dont need that. 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Exactly. Jimmy then it goes terribly wrong. Actually, like this is based on a true story. Jimmy that is the part i dont believe. This is really based on a true story . Like when i first met with the producers and i was like, id love to play this part. Theyre like, do you have anything you dont like about the script . Im like, i think its pretty unrealistic they put these ads on craigslist. Theyre like, thats the real part, that happened. Jimmy that really happened . It went viral, these two dudes went on all these dates. Jimmy its really mike and dave . Have you met mike and dave . Oh, yeah. Theyre awful. When you meet them youre like, yeah. Theyre making a movie of you guys. Theyre super tall, super handsome. When we met them on set, like 11 00 a. M. , you know. Chugging coffee to wake up. And theyre drunk. Jimmy oh, really . My kind of guys. Out by the pool, just cruising. Yeah. And then later that night they got kicked out of the jacuzzi, making out with hot swedish girls. 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Jimmy you know our next guest from seven seasons of the shield and the hateful 8. See him alongside Danny Mcbride in vice principals. It premieres july 17th on hbo. Please welcome Walton Goggins [ cheers and applause ] nobody else is here. Jimmy youre supposed to come with a friend. Yeah well jimmy you did get a plusone. You didnt bring anybody. I brought seven here the last time, the hateful 8. Jimmy the cast of the hateful 8. Last time you were here. Eight, it was the cast and Quentin Tarantino. Thats right. I can only do interviews with those guys. Theyre in my pocket right now. Jimmy i dont think you got to speak during that interview. No, one little snippet. Jimmy Quentin Tarantino alone is enough for an interview, never mind the whole cast. Yeah, usually most of the things that come out of quentins mouth are more interesting than anything that would come out of my mouth or the rest of us. For that matter. Jimmy well see. Youll be the judge. America will vote. Jimmy your new show is vice principals. You and Danny Mcbride play rival vice principals at a high school. Is this a Real High School . It is a Real High School. Were egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Trying to be principal of a high school. Its pure mcbride. Adolescent meets the sublime. Hes a dangerous comedian. He just kind of on the edge. Jimmy i love it, hes hilarious. Like the woody allen for flyover america, man. Hes just a special guy. Jimmy the principal, the departing principal, played by bill murray. Yeah. Jimmy which is, you know yeah, yeah. Right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is that when you work with acting in a comedy with bill murray, is that intimidating . Yeah, for me i just turn the other way. I hid out in my trailer for the longest time when i first saw him because i couldnt deal with the fact that that was bill murray. Then we were on the set, kind of doing these thing scenes. Youre looking at that beautiful bill murray face. And like when it was on him, it was action was called, i just started laughing. Thats the gopher, thats meatballs. Its like all of it. Jimmy especially when hes serious, it makes you laugh. And i was just consumed with laughter. Literally two hours into the day i said, hey, man. How do you really do what you do . Like is there some secret . He said, by not laughing during another persons take. Okay, note to self, dont do that. Jimmy did it stop . Was that the end of it . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy this is shot in a high school . Yeah, in south carolina, which is it was extremely traumatic for me. Jimmy why . High school is like a psychological fallujah for people. Riddled with posttraumatic stress disorder. Jimmy it is. Yeah. You havent figured anything out yet. Youre so vulnerable, susceptible to people saying things about you, youre walking through in a haze, really. Its full of ghosts of all your past. Jimmy unlike the workplace where the hierarchy is determined, you have to kind of fight it out amongst yourselves when youre a student in high school. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think its cliquedependant. Or not being in a clique. Like for me. I was kind of fancied myself a friend of everyone, but for my senior superlative i was voted second runnerup for most friendliest. I didnt get most friendliest. You know what happened after i got that title . I became a [ bleep ]. Jimmy really . Really. I became the most horrible person. Jimmy angry . Yeah, because i wasted all of that time asking you about yourself. No, man. No, no, no. Jimmy who won most friendliest . What kind of English Program was that . Right, yeah . Jimmy who was the most friendly . This guy named tracy. Jimmy hes the worst. Hes the worst, yeah, yeah. I think he really was the most friendliest. Jimmy he was . It was just an act for me, really. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy pretending to be. Well, in a way thats your first acting experience, i guess. Yeah, thats right. Jimmy do you keep in touch with the guys from high school . I do, yeah. There was a really our clique, our group was called the fellas. Jimmy you had a name . Like a gang. The fellas. One particular time, i was in mr. Baileys class. I had a lot of nicknames in college in high school. Jimmy oh, really . Walt, willie walt, all these different things. I was in this class. And im sitting there, two rows away from this woman that i was madly in love with. I was so in love with this girl. And then i felt a sneeze coming on. My best friend sitting in front of me. One of the fellas. I felt a sneeze coming on. I thought, im going to get this out, its not a problem, i can sneeze in front of 40 people, its not a problem. So i just did it. I just sneezed. And as i sneezed i also passed wind. Jimmy oh. Farted, yeah. I didnt think anybody heard it. Like no one heard that. Its fine, this girl didnt hear that, im cool, my reputation is intact. And then my best friend, the other fella, edward. Turned around and he said, you did not just do that. And i said, no, i dont know what youre talking about. He said, yes, you did. Jimmy the fella wasnt honoring he said, yes, you did, you snooted and tooted, youre a snoot toot thats what you are jimmy did he make that up . Yeah, on the spot. He was on the spot. Jimmy wow, genius. Yes is, yeah. Jimmy i hope hes gone on to run a major corporation. He has, actually, yeah, yeah. It went bellyup in 2008. No just kidding. Its very good to see you. The shows very funny. Vice principals. It premieres july 17th on hbo. Walton goggins, everybody. Be right back with Melanie Martinez [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Whats with them . Oh, those two . Theyre always fighting for attention. Theres more to a legendary city than its legends. 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[ cheers and applause ] did my invitations disappear whyd i put my heart on every cursive letter tell me why the hell no one is here tell me what to do to make it all feel better maybe its a cruel joke on me whatever, whatever just means theres way more cake for me forever, forever its my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry ill cry until the candles burn down this place ill cry until my pity partys in flames its my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry ill cry until the candles burn down this place ill cry until my pity partys in flames maybe if i knew all of them well i wouldnt have been trapped inside this hell that holds me maybe if i casted out a spell or told them decorations were in pastel ribbons maybe its a cruel joke on me whatever, whatever just means theres way more cake for me forever, forever its my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry ill cry until the candles burn down this place ill cry until my pity partys in flames its my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry ill cry until the candles burn down this place ill cry until my pity partys in flames im laughing im crying it feels like im dying im laughing im crying it feels like im dying im laughing im crying it feels like im dying im dying im dying its my party and i cry if i want to its my party and i cry if i want to its my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry ill cry until the candles burn down this place ill cry until my pity partys in flames its my party and i cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry ill cry until the candles burn down this place ill cry until my pity partys in flames its my party its, its my party its my party its, its my party its my party and ill cry if i want to cry if i want to cry, cry, cry this is nightline. 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