Eleanor holmes norton. And joy bryant. And musical guest wyclef jean. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thanks, joseph. Thank you very much. Thank you, louis. Hey, chris Action Action hey cheers and applause good to see you stephen thanks, everybody thank you, jon. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Happy friday to all of you in here and out there. Are you ready for the weekend . cheers and applause you really are. These people are soaked with gasoline. Thank you for being here. We are all still reading the tea laughter and i hope those are tea leaves in there. Ive been drinking it. And a lot of people have begun to wonder what trump will do in the likely scenario that he will lose the election, and the unlikely scenario that he admits it. laughter respects this this has just about starting a donald trump tv network. Until now, the only place you could see 24 hours of donald trump was cnn. And the trump rumors might be true, because on wednesday night, the Trump Campaign livestreamed their own debate coverage under the heading trumptv. This is exciting, a brand new trump Business Venture although, this was 48 hours ago, so it might have gone bankrupt laughter applause cheers because hes a loser. A loser. laughter im excited. Im excited. I cant wait until he introduces other programming, bad hombres, or Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christies new halfhour buddy sitcom, bridge and tunnel. cheers and applause yeah, yeah. They always have to use the tunnel for some reason. And dont forget the new childrens show hosted by eric and donald jr. , daniel, the tiger i shot this weekend. It got canceled. They only had of course, all the scandals swirling around donald trump have distracted us from all the scandals swirling around Hillary Clinton. Police in georgia now say that hillarys campaign bus illegally dumped human waste into a storm drain. Thats right. Weve gone from wikileaks to ickyleaks. laughter jimmy, to we have did we get the footage of the human i think we did. The footage of the human sewage coming out of the bus . Hello. Hi. cheers and applause stephen i think we did. Thats it, right . Is that it . I think thats it. I dont know. I dont know. I dont know. That might have been the wrong footage. Im not entirely sure. That is not the Clinton Campaigns only disturbing dump. Theres also damaging emails being dumped by wikileaks, like this one written by Campaign Chairman john podesta subject line girls night. Im going to bail. Yes,s can wick has revealed that john podesta has bailed on girls night. He is such a charlotte. And theres another email bombshell releesed bee wiki, revealing that there were originally 85 ideas for Clinton Campaign slogans, for a new day, a Better Bargain for a better tomorrow, unleash opportunity, and next begins with you. All created by throwing an inspirational magnetic poetry kit into a ceiling fan. laughter applause cheers what this reveals, ultimately, is that these slogans arent carefully crafted of hillarys core beliefs. Theyre just a bunch of words tossed in a salad spinner. A newer america for a stronger day, a better opportunity for a bargain tomorrow, a newer beginning for a better strong by the way, my favorite brainstormed Clinton Campaign slogan revealed is probably this one no quit. That, of course, thats a submission, of course, from their caveman director of fire bad. applause you know, things get released. People find things out. Its a crazy campaign. We live in a crazy world, you know. You just feel like nobodys in control, nobodys helping each other. But every once in a while, there comes a time when we need a hero to be a defender for the defenseless. Well, that time is not now. No. Now, its time for another edition of the late show hall of heroes. . . . cheers and applause tonights hero michael orchard, man from upstate new york who saw a problem that no one else could and leapt into action. Troopers say the neighbor thought the house was on fire, and he was trying to save the family dog. Well, he saved the familys dog, troopers say orchard told them he mixed l. S. D. With cough medicine thursday afternoon, and they found him, standing heroically, with a dog in his arms outside of what he thought was a giant inferno. He believed that the residence was on fire, and he was rescuing the dog. Stephen yes. He mixed cough syrup with l. S. D. . That is brave. He couldve ended up in the hospital, or at least the rock and roll hall of fame. Just listen to this mans courage in the face of mortal nothing. The animal lover took matters into his own hands to save the dog, allegedly driving his bmw 3 series through the fence. Troopers say once orchard got through this fence with his vehicle, he got out, went up to the back door, smashed through it, and then went inside to save the familys dog. laughter . Stephen okay opinion remember, his cough is gone now. laughter applause so theres a happy ending. Now this is i got a little tickle. I got a little tickle. And although michael orchard was charged with burglary and criminal mischief, he was not charged with his most obvious crime. We asked trooper mark cepiel why there were no drug charges if orchard was allegedly high. He drove over yards and through the fence, and at no point was he on the roadway. laughter stephen so, remember, if youre doing drugs, please dont drive. On the road. Yards and fences are totally cool. cheers and applause but i believe this story opens the door to an exciting new corn syrup. Hes selfdestructive maaaan when danger strikes but mostly when it doesnt hell be there. As long as hes not thwarted by his archnemesis, dr. Rehab. laughter you have a serious problem, captain, thats distancing you from everyone you know and love. But not for long lets hug. Call me, marvel. Now, what else . You know what, im feeling pretty old tonight. No, its all right, its cool. Heres why. Luke perry is featured on the cover of a. A. R. P. Magazine. laughter applause now, for the millennials out there, let me start by defining a. A. R. P. laughter let me start by defining, magazine. You know what, lets just move on. It seems like only yesterday i was watching 90210 while shopping for flannel shirts on my way to a ross perot rally drinking a zima while legally purchasing entire albums of music. I gotta say, the internet was not happy about the the reminder of their mortality with people tweeting i saw a photo of luke perry on the cover of a. A. R. P. and now want to die. Dont worry. If youre old enough to be a luke perry fan, you wont have to wait long. Luke perry turning 50 is a big deal for my generation, so i dont want to let this pass without comment. To talk to us about this, please welcome luke perrys equally dreamy 90210 costar, jason priestly, ladies and gentlemen. Here, jason. There you go. Jason, thanks so much for being here. Whats up, stephen . Sorry, girls, im still taken stephen jason, i gotta say, you absolutely look fantastic. Thank you i owe it all to green smoothies. And mall walking. Stephen okay. Jason, what are you up to these days . Im still hangin at the peach pit with the popular crowd, and theres still plenty of drama. Yesterday, jenny gather, Brian Austin Greenwas stealing her bran flakes. You dont want to get in the middle of that slapfight. Stephen i have to say, seeing these figures from my youth getting older, it affects me, jason. Dont let it get to you, stephen. Youth is fleeting. Time comes for us all, and each stephen you really know how to cheer up a guy, jace. Youre welcome. Well, look, i better ski daddle. Were celebrating tori spellings new hip replacement by getting crunked on ensure adios, old buddy. Stephen jason priestly, everyone thank you, jason. Youre a good man. We have a great show for tonight. Matt leblanc is here, and im taking the late show into times square to interview you, the people. So stick around. . . . I had that dream again that i was on the icelandic game show. And everyone knows me for discounts, like safe driver and paperless billing. E my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. Of course i save people an average of nearly 600, but whos gonna save me . [ voice breaking ] and thats when i realized. Im allergic to wasabi. Well, i feel better. Its been five minutes. Talk about progress. [ chuckles ] okay. King me. rico thinking this must be how Odell Beckham feels when he scores a game winning touchdown. 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As a partisan power grab. And Justice Bob Edmunds . He wrote the decision supporting his partys discrimination. But federal judges rejected edmunds opinion and said the power grab was all about race. . . . cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. cheers and applause happy friday, jon. Jon happy, friday happy friday, stephen gr do you have any plans for this going to go to new orleans. Stephen oh, youre going to go back to the mother. Jon i gotta get home, you know, man. I gotta get home every now and then. Stephen you have to get your feet back in that mud. Jon yes, indeed is there i do the same thing, go back to south carolina. Jon what kind of food do you like to eat when you get down there . Stephen the kind they have. Jon what kind do they have . Stephen a lot of shrimp, a lot of crab, a lot of rice. Jon i was going to say, popositive boy. Stephen thats nice. Its going to be a great weekend, obviously. But i cant wait for the weekend to be over, already, because our guest on monday year, very excited, mr. Tom hanks. Jon forrest gump one of my favorites. Stephen always fun. Its been such a beautiful fall here in new york city sunny, warm, real Indian Summer in that our climate is now the same as indias. Really hard to stay inside. So to take advantage of the weather is this true i took a desk to the sidewalk in front this is the first installment of the late show talkin to the people. . . . Thank you, jon. Welcome to the late show street show, daytime edition. Im Stephen Colbert here on the streets of new york, right in front front of the ed sullivan theater, in front of the lovely shop gifts, luggage, it appears to be called. That cant be right. Its got to be a better name than t native of astoria queens. Shes in the city trying on a Wedding Dress here in manhattan today. You might know her if your name is eva, because thats her mom, or michael, because thats her fiance. Please but your hands together for jessica garivuso. Hi stephen nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thanks for saying my name right. You said it right. Stephen what are you in the city working on . Im in the city working on getting marry gld thats fantastic. Congratulations, congratulations. applause thats amazing, who is the lucky guy . His name is michael. Stephen tell us the first date, how you guys actually met. We had a date in the park. Stephen you said, were going to meet in the park . Why the park because i dont want to be in an enclosed space with someone i never met before . How long have you been bate dating . Almost three years. Stephen what took so long. Right. He took us pack there for our toyear anniversary, and we had a discussion about our first date, and he had a nice segue into it what just happened . What just happened . Sorry, i apologize he got on his knee and proposed and i was you can immediately go yeah or did you have to think about it at all . Minutes i was crying so hard. I couldnt even see my ring because i was crying so hard. Stephen lets see the ring. I think we have a clip of the ring. Lets see. Thats beautiful. Thats gorgeous. Tell me about the dress. Uh, so, yeah, lace. It has little shoulder lowcut . It is lowcut. Stephen racy . Not racy. Stephen racys not bad. Racys not bad. Its nice. Stephen people are there. They want a little it goes down and comes out. Im anything to leave it in for the ceremony and take out for the reception. Stephen youre going to take panel out for the reception . Uhhuh. Stephen when the panel comes out what happens . You see straight to christmas . No, its just a little thing right here. Its very classy. Stephen i bet it is. We often ask people if theyve got a clip that they want to show on show. Okay. Stephen do you have your cell phone with you . Yes. Stephen lets take a look at the last video you shot on your cell phone. Here . Michael filmed my neck when i was sleeping because my pulse was so strong he thought something was wrong with me. Stephen so your boyfriend, youre saying, stares at you while youre sleeping, specifically your neck. laughter how do you feel about your boyfriend just staring at your neck while you sleep . Does this give you any pause about saying i godo in three weeks . No, he was worried. Its caring stephen why didnt he wake you up . Just took a film of it with your phone. The word annulment comes to mind. Are you sure you want to do this . Thats the shot where wife fiend it on the husbands phone and goes, michael, what have you been doing . Nothing, give that to me, i said my phone was secret. Then its just a chase scene across the desert. Michael, are you a lot to answer for. You have a 10 Gift Certificate for n. Y. C. Food trucks. Thanks stephen right there. Its at the nathans. Wonderful. Stephen the nathans truck right over there. Thank you. Stephen thank you so much. Thank you so much. Stephen so lovely to talk to you. Good luck Stephen Jessica garivuso, everybody congratulations, jessica. Well be right back with matt leblanc. . . . applause what is that . Man, i dont know. Ask google . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mom . Mom . . Own your everyday runway. Now thats the good stuff. Kohls. [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Ust cant wait to get the road again . [ girl laughs ] . On the road again . . Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway . [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. Hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s i did not email any, um, classified material. Ed emails that were exchanged. Hillary lied. And another lie . I respect the second amendment. But behind closed doors, hillary told liberal elites. The Supreme Court is wrong on the second amendment. Hillary will lie about anything to get elected. The nra institute for legislative action is responsible for the content of this advertising. . . . cheers and applause stephen hello, ladies and gentlemen folks, welcome back. My first guest is the golden globewinning star of plan. Headphones off. Everybody line up. What . Line up, one, two i cant believe i have to explain a line to you. Why did you just dump all your stuff everywhere . We always do. Well, who cleans it up. Mommy. And shes not upset about that . I dont know. Okay, well, from now on, youre going to hang your backpacks up and youre going to clean up the truck before you get out, and close the door. Thats right. laughter laughter stephen please welcome matt leblanc. . . . applause come on up. This is nice. Stephen isnt it lovely . Its good. Good to see you. Thanks for making some time for us on ad from. Absolutely, happy friday. Stephen im surprised you have any time at all. You just finished the last season of episodes, right . Yeah, we finished that in the end of june. Stephen okay, and youre all one of the hosts of top gear. Yeah, im on my way back to the isle of man tonight. Stephen and now youve got the new cbs plan. Thats the day job. Stephen thats the day job. The primetime tv show is the day job for you. Well i said, you know, i think i want to work more. And i kind of overshot it a little bit. laughter but its all really fun. Stephen you played an episode you won the golden globe for your performance of a guy name matt leblanc on episodes. It was tricky. Stephen i know the feeling because i played a guy named Stephen Colbert few. Never a golden globe. Anyway. laughter . Just keep plugging away. Its pretty great. Its awesome. Stephen is it hollow . You can hide stuff in it . Its solid marble. You can work without it. Stephen and thats the awards ceremony where you get to drink, right . You can get hammered at that one. Stephen wow. At the emmys they close the bar down. I know. Stephen isnt that crazy. And you never won an emmy . Ive been nominated a couple of times a lot of times. With the emmys, if you dont win you want to leave immediately and go to the bar, and theyve closed the damn bar. laughter . Yeah, they say, no drinking for you, loser. Youve goot to wait. laughter . Stephen do people people sort of mistook me for my character for many years. People mistake you for the matt leblanc from episodes . Sometimes. Mostly joey people mistake me for. cheers and applause . Stephen really . Still. Look. Successful career since friends. When it did go off the year. I think 94 to 04. Stephen so 12 years later you must be famous worldwide right . Yeah. I guess. Friends is like, if they have electricity, theyre watching friends it seems like. Its true. Stephen has there been a most surprising moment in your life when you couldnt believe that someone knew you . Actually, yah shooting top gear. We were in morocco, in the Atlas Mountains a remote part of morocco. Stephen that is rough country. Im not kidding, people live in actual caves and you see an extension cord going into the cave up and hear ill be there coming out of this cave. And im like whats going on . Were on the side of the road and the tribespeople come up and asking me how i was doing or quoting the thing from the show. And i was like, im good. And hes going. laughter stephen joey yeah, joey, funny joey so, yeah, its you know, its been a great tring to have been a part of. Stephen all you people, did you you friends friends all you people. Were you stephen in the fellowship of the ring they had a fellowship. They got tattoos. Did you get a tattoo you all shared or anything like that. No, no, no. Stephen really . Was the 90s. Yeah, it was pretty free too toos. We didnt get any of those thats when they were for bad criminals. Now its cool. Get one on your head. Stephen youre doing top gear 2 and i understand youre hackneyed phrase youre an adrenaline junky. Is that true . You like doing Dangerous Things for fun . Yeah. Dont you. Stephen no, no, i dont. Its fun. Stephen actually, sometimes im forced to do it because my wife think it would be a fun thing for me to do with my children. But she never actually goes and does it because she doesnt like danger, either. laughter . I dont know. I like doing crazy stuff. Stephen like what . I remember one time i took i think it was the Second Season of friends, maybe it was. I took all of the wrer know the writers what a show looks like. Its like 14 of the nerdiest people no offense to the writers out there. Stephen im sure no offense taken laughter . Theyre just happy were talking about them. But, like, 14 of the nerdiest guys ever, and one girl, alexia, and i took them all sky diving. And we went through the course, and me and all these writers got into this plane out ow in the desert this california and they all company jumped out of the plane. They walked. They all survived nobody died, nobody died, they were okay. But the walk they had was this john wine kind of im a writer now crossed the threshold. Stephen how did your executive producers feel about that because anything goes wrong, theres no more friends. They said, dont do it again. However, the third season of friends there were some great joey j stephen smart. Always be thinking. You know what i mean . Stephen thats really nice now you have the the new show the man with a plan, the dad taking care of the kids because the wife goes back to work. Thats right. Stephen youre a father yourself. Do you bring any of the things you learn from the script home or do you bring your life into the script . Well, i bring some of my life into the script but i have to be foul language. Stephen i know. And man with a plan is on cbs where you have to use nice language. Stephen thats right. You better watch your bleep mouth over here. cheers and applause thats right. Yeah. Stephen yes. . . . Humorless, theyre humorless about it. Thats right. They will bleep kick your ass. Stephen they sure will. So i have to be careful. I cant use much of my reallife parenting skills on the show. Ephen youre willing to the swear jar is very large at my house. Stephen really, really . No, im kid displg how old is your child . I have three. I have a 2 a 22, and a 12. Stephen okay, do you how about the dangerous behavior with the kids . Do you encourage them to do, like, bungee jump and jump out of planes . Theyre all mental cases, just like their dad. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen i took my boys mountain climbing once, and i couldnt even watch them to it let alone do it. Stephen yeah. Doesnt it scare you seeing your child jump out of an airplane. Not jumping out of an airplane. Those were writer s. Stephen theyre expendable. Yeah, the kids are valuable. Stephen thanks so much for being here. It was lovely it meet you. Stephen man with a plan premieres monday, right here on cbs. Matt leblanc, everybody well be right back with congresswoman Eleanor Holmes norton and joy bryant. Ways told me i dont care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. Love you. Lips appear to age faster than other skin. No worries now theres chapstick total hydration. Its 100 natural, agedefying formula is clinically proven this is the story of falls biggest fan. Autumn was born on the first day of fall. And from an early age she learned to love the season. Leaf piles and pumpkin pies. 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Please welcome joy bryant and congresswoman Eleanor Holmes norton. . . . applause good to see you, eleanor. Come on up. There you go. Stephen eleanor, good to see you again, congresswoman. Joy, lovely to meet you for the first time. Nice to meet you, too. Stephen this project you two have worked on is fascinating to me. It takes place in 1970 and was based on the true story of a lawsuit that you spearheaded, well, the suit was about women at newsweek magazine. They were all researchers. Now, these were the creme da la creme,ify beta cappas, fulbright scholars. Comparable men came in as reporters, but the women, to the last woman, was a researcher. They got up their gumption to come see me to say, you think we got a lawsuit right. Slam dunk. Girls. cheers and applause stephen joy, youre playing eleanor. I am stephen and not everybody who gets to portray someone who they admire actually get to meet them or spend time with them. Is there added pressure or is that a gift . Both. This is the first time ive played someone who is real, stephen yes. Such as this incredible, brilliant woman, i was so nervous. And, you know, its a tremendous responsibility. So i came prepared. I had an hour, took a train from new york, went down to d. C. To meet her at her office. I had all my notes prepared. I was so nervous. I just wanted her to like me. And as soon as she opened the door she was like ahah. And i was like ahah and we hugged and it was love at fers sight. Stephen eleanor, this is you, this is you around 1970 when this takes place. Thats a very good look. I dont know why you ever stopped it. I really like that look. And, joy, here you are portraying eleanor right there. cheers and applause yes, my fare, o in the show is pretty serious. Stephen its very nice. Very good look. Im proud of it. Stephen tell me about the raising. What was this . We have a little clip here well show in just one second where the women in the suit and you would get together to raise consciousness every week. How did you raise their consciousness . You know, this was the consciousnessraising period of the womens movement. But its one thing to sit around and talk to yourselves about how, why arent we equal . Its another thing on say, im gonna sue one of the major journalistic enterprises in the world. Raise your consciousness about why youre unequal, but then you need on get your gut together because then youre going to sue these people and you want to make sure they dont sue you back or hit you back or fire you or whatever. And, therefore, before i filed a suit, we met numerous times. I had to make sure they knew you cant be fired. Your consciousness raised just by playing this part . Oh, yeah, its up that way. My consciousness is so high right now. Stephen its 46 years later. Whats in common for women in the workplace now you think, 46 years later, even after the fights that have gone on to get Women Equal Pay and equal rights in the workplace. What do you think is in common . Weve, obviously, come so far. But when we have were still having the same conversations, though, about the pay conversations about fighting for reproductive rights, across the board in terms of womens right for equality. So its very the show is very timely to now. And i think a lot of women, especially young women who may not know this story, will see that were standing on the shoulders of these giants here. And if wasnt for them, we would not have. cheers and applause what we have. And those rights are in jeopardy. Consciousnessraising episodes. Jim. But one of the most important ways that a boss can show you what youre worth is by how much he pays you. And, ladies, you are a bargain. What do you think the men youre working with get paid . That isnt a fair comparison. They do have different jobs. Right. Jobs youre not allowed to have. Salaries for the next meeting. I think its time that you see that, too. cheers and applause stephen well, joy, it was lovely it meet you. Eleanor, always a joy. Nice to see you. Good girls revolt begins streaming next friday on amazon. Joy bryant and congresswoman Eleanor Holmes norton, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by wyclef jean. When i saw the attacks on roy cooper about the crime lab, i had to come forward. Those ads are not true. Im a survivor of sexual assault. It was mr. Cooper who supported me when we went to the state legislature to get more funding for rape kits. And even after he fixed the problems in the crime lab, hes been there for me time after time ever since. Its hard for a crime victim to speak out. . . Ooh, why the phelps face . Old computer slowing you down . Is it a real drag . You know. I know. New computers are superfast. And yet here you are with a new world record now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Powered by intel. . . What is he doing . I have no clue. [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Ust cant wait to get the road again . [ front assist sounds ] [ music stops ] [ girl laughs ] . On the road again . No matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. Hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s for just 199 a month. With directv and at t you can stream your favorite shows without using your data. That makes you more powerful than being stuck in an elevator with a guy with overactive sweat glands. Sorry, rode my biktoday. Cool. Its your tv, take it with you. Watch all your live channels, on your devices, datafree. . . . After 20 years in washington, were learning lots about richard burr. First, he opposed a bill prohibiting Insider Trading by members of congress. Now we learn burr had over 100,000 in oil and gas stocks while he backed legislation giving tax credits benefitting gas companies. Donated over half a Million Dollars to burrs campaigns. No wonder richard burrs wealth has increased over 500 since hes been in congress. Thats making washinon work for him. Stephen here performinhis new single if i was president , please welcome back wyclef jean, with jon batiste and stay human cheers and applause colbert, i ran for president. Its the truth, man, i wanted to be president. Haiti, i wanted to change policy, i started yelling haiti, they tried to j. Edgar hoover me. John you see the truth in my eyes i want to help me people until they die. The way you see the debate, hillary was cool. She says shes going to be the first and next to lead the west . He say he going to build the wall have mexico pay for it all . And theres a ride every week the uniform blue and the people in the streets . Yeah, living on the edge you could be the next one walking with the dead . Yeah. Id get elected on friday . Assassinated on saturday and buried on sunday . Then go back to work on monday if i was president its just an and she could be the president i yeah, yeah, i could be the president . Her tshirt says black lives matter . The media screaming all lives matter . Johnny got a gun up in his hand walking into the school and you hear the bangbang . Suzanna walk because she lost two legs in the war . Bang if you looking for some peace all you have to do is call up . They dont want to talk about the secrecy . They dont want to talk about the conspiracy . Eh, ehupon id get elected on friday . Assassinated on saturday and buried on sunday then monday everybody go back to work and you could be the president and she uld be the president and we could be the president . We gonna rise we gonna rise, we gonna rise . Everybody just rise we gonna rise upon everybody get, get up, get up, new york city, lets go, yeah . We gonna rise we gonna rise . We gonna rise, everybody just rise . We gonna rise we gonna rise cheers and applause stephen wyclef jean, stephen wyclef jean, everybody well be right back. I spent many years as a Nuclear Missile launch officer. If the president gave the order we had to launch the missiles, ll would never come. [ radio chatter ] self control may be all that keeps these missiles from firing. [ sirens blearing ] i would bomb the [ beep] out of them. I want to be unpredictable. I love war. The thought of donald trump with Nuclear Weapons scares me to death. It should scare everyone. Its called the snake a long, skinny Congressional District drawn along i85 to segregate African American voters. The snake and others like it were drawn by state legislators as a partisan power grab. And Justice Bob Edmunds . 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