cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs . . . Stephen hey how are you . Welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Nice to see you. cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Welcome, good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the late show, im stephen colbert. And i hope everyone at home and everyone here is with a loved because i have terrible news angelina and brad pitt are getting a divorce. Thats right, no more brangelina. Theyre just going to be jelina and bran, now. Heres what happened. The divorce papers were filed yesterday in los angeles superior court, citing irreconcilable attractiveness. laughter now, why did this happen . We dont know. We dont know. We can speculate. But were not something this cataclysmic, it is the fog of war. But rumors are swirling that brad had an affair with french actress marion cotillard. Yeah oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we could soon be looking at mariad brotillitt. laughter speaking of bickering couples, are you guys ready for this mondays president ial debate . cheers and applause panic. Im just going to let you know, the late show will be coming to you live on monday right after the debates. Join us, wont you . applause because just like the debates, nothing about my show will be fact checked. So please join me with my guest, Queen Elizabeth ii its going to be good. I think it was just yesterday, holt announced the topics of the debate, its the direction of america, achieving prosperity, and securing america, which by the way, are also the least popular scents at Yankee Candle. I gotta say, those are some pretty general topics. Leave something for the moderators coming after you, lester its like you just licked every baby carrot on the debate topic vegetable tray. By the way, debate topic vegetable tray, also another very unpopular Yankee Candle now, trump has been preparing for the debate by posting an Online Survey asking voters to weigh in on the allimportant questions from what issues trump should focus on to whether or not he should say crooked hillary on the debate stage. Thats leadership. There are a couple of Core Principles that define who i am. Now, what are they again . cheers and applause and, according to trump, the reason hes prepping via Online Survey is because, hes only going on stage to be your voice. I know thats not true, because if trump was my voice, he would be letting out a constant horrified scream. laughter i want a commander in chief who puts thought into his policy, more thought than what i put into finding out which Gilmore Girls character i am. P. S. Im a total lorelai. applause but lorelai fans. Lorelai fans. But on the other hand, this is a rare opportunity for you to directly influence a president ial debate. Hes reading this online poll to fi o so heres what i want you, the colbert nation, to do. I want you to go to www. Gop. Com debateprepsurvey, and fill out the survey. cheers and applause and when, on almost every question, it gives you the option, other, please specify, and whenever you see the words, other, please specify, or im not really a billionaire. Or putins butt tastes like cotton candy. cheers and applause jon oh oh oh stephen yeah. . We got a winner . Now, a poll came out last week actually that found Hillary Clinton has the support of just with the remaining 69 of millennials split evenly between Bernie Sanders and harambe. laughter but, i do know of one millennial whos voting for hillary, former president george h. W. Bush. S a l because i believe hes a thousand years old. laughter just kidding. Hes a vigorous 92, and two years ago, he celebrated his cheers and applause so to those of you out there whose grandpa still cant figure out how to use an iphone, have him try it in midair. Heres how we know how hes voting. Yesterday, former maryland official and Robert Kennedys daughter, Kathleen Kennedy townsend, posted this picture of her with h. W. On facebook, saying, the president told me hes voting for hillary so cheers and applause yeah. So, jeb bush, there goes your one writein vote. laughter now, so, to recap a bush told a kennedy hes voting for a clinton. If youre playing along at home, thats illuminati bingo. laughter . . . . . . Stephen its like old days. Old home week. Hey all right, all right. Everybody feeling okay . cheers and applause stephen im glad to hear it because its been a rough couple of days here in new york and around the country. And a lot of people are trying to figure out how to keep us safe. Then theres this next thing. Last night, trumps oldest son and guy who promises you a great deal on a 2003 suzuki sidekick. Donald trump, jr. , tweeted out this graphic its a powerful metaphor, really makes me reconsider my stance on now, now, there are a couple of problems with this skittles meme. First off, it reads, if i had a bowl of skittles and i told you just three would kill you period. Okay, thats not right. laughter as in, if you think thats a complete sentence, you must have your head up your. laughter applause also cheers period period also, turns out the math is wrong. Hes saying three out of a little bowl of refugees would kill you, but last week the conservative Cato Institute did the math and found the odds of an american being killed by a refugee in a terror attack is one in 3. 64 billion. So thats not three poisoned skittles in a bowl. Thats three poisoned skittles in one and a half olympicsized and, yes, for the record, i would eat all of them. Because once you get started youre like two more, two more. Ill just have two more. Worst of all, this meme isnt even original. Its a ripoff of a similar idea posted by a feminist group, though in the original analogy, they used m ms. Of course, the trump family prefers skittles because there are no brown ones. applause laughter but, heres the real problem with this graphic it compares refugees fleeing their wartorn countries to pieces of sugar. These are people who dream of living in a country where food is so plentiful, we waste our candy on metaphors. So let me explain to donald trump, jr. Why hes wrong in language he can understand. Reducing complex political problems to candy is nutrageous. Anyone with an ounce of smarties is snickering at you, because you are alienating a lot of peeps. I mean, where does it end . Do we keep out swedish fisherman or gay couples like mike and ike . laughter applause youre just trying to skor a cheap political payday with this whopper, dum dum. cheers and applause theres more. Theres more. So go back to 5th avenue, and fudge yourself. cheers and applause well be right back to ponder the innocence of youth with a surprise guest. I tried hard to quit smoking. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. . . . . . . . . whispers rocket but grandma, we use charmin ultra soft so we dont have to wad to get clean. Charmin ultra soft gets you clean without the wasteful wadding. It has comfort cushions you can see that are softer. And more absorbent, and you can use up to 4 times less. Enjoy the go with charmin. [ . Diggy . By spencer ludwig] . . If you didnt expect to see an applebees usda choice top sirloin searing to smoky oak perfection on a new woodfired grill. Just wait until you see the price. Woodfired steak with two sides for just 9. 99. Now for a limited time. Where does North Carolina go from here . Im roy cooper, and after years of our state moving backward, these would be my priorities as governor. First, instead of social issues, ill focus on our schools for companies that send jobs overseas and grow our economy here. And we need to reform our tax system so those at the top arent getting tax breaks at your expense. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, wel b everybody in just a little bit, im really excited, because just in a little bit ill be sitting down with first Lady Michelle obama. cheers and applause everybody likes her. Everybody likes this woman, even though she is most famous for telling people to eat their vegetables. Its incredible. For eight years at home and abroad, she has provided a voice for every american who wanted to tell the rest of the world see . Were not all crazy. The first lady is here to talk program to promote education for young women all across the globe. Now, this might come as a shock to a lot of you, but i am not a girl. laughter but a lot of important people in my life my daughter, my wife, my mother they were all once girls. And i can tell you, im glad they had access to education. Of course, i did go to school, and i learned a lot while growing up. But there are times that i miss the innocence of being a child. I wish there was a place i could go where everything i knew when i was a child was still true. An there still is. My blanket fort. . . . applause stephen hey, hey, are you still awake . Oh yeah. Stephen hey, michelle . What . Stephen nothin. laughter hey, stephen . Stephen hey, yeah . If you got stuck on a Desert Island with one famous person, who would you pick . How about you . Beyonce. laughter applause stephen wait, wait, wait. Can i change to beyonce . No. Shes mine. Stephen can i visit . Maybe. Stephen hey, michelle . Do you think fruits and vegetables have feelings . Gosh, i hope not. Stephen hey, can i have one of your baby carrots . Yeah, theyre great. laughter stephen hey, did you know that if you eat too many carrots you turn orange . Really . Stephen yeah. And if you turn really orange, you have to start saying crazy things and run for president. laughter applause hey, stephen, what do you think adults do all day while were at school . Stephen oh, they go to work. And what do they do at work . Stephen i think they drink wine and watch rrated movies. Hey, what do you want to be when you grow up . Stephen oh, i think i want to go to harvard and be a lawyer and a writer and an advocate for nutrition and military families i want to be joe biden. Stephen yeah. Or a pirate. Stephen ooh or a pirate joe biden arrrr. Get off me get off me train thats pretty good, Joe Biden Michelle obama pirate. Stephen you want to see something spooky . Yeah. Oh, my gosh dont dohat its not funny stephen hey, ow, ow laughter applause stephen when i grow up im going to be president so ill have the secret service stop you from doing that to me. Hey, michelle, why do we have to take the president ial physical fitness test . Why does he care how many sit ups i can do . Stephen i heard some teachers have their own kids at home. Really . Stephen yeah. How do they get them . Stephen i hear they pick the ones they like best from last years class. Hey, michelle, do you know where babies come from . You should ask a grownup. Stephen why . Because they get really flustered when you ask and they start stuttering. Theyre like, oh, well. Its the funniest thing in the whole world. You gotta see it. Stephen im going to do that. Hey, stephen. Stephen yeah. If you got one wish what would it be . Stephen im not telling unless you tell. Well, im not telling unless you tell. Stephen okay, lets count to three and say them at the same improve access to education for the 62 Million Girls worldwide who are not in school cheers and applause jinx now you cant talk until i say your name, Stephen Stephen that counts my friend michelle obama, everybody. Well be right back. . . . cheers and applause with your bitter, twisted lies. You may trod me in the very dirt, but still like dust, i rise. You can shoot me with your words. You can cut me with your lies. You can kill me with your hatefulness. But stiwe rise. Air. . Why get your eyes checked the Old Fashioned way, when lenscrafters can digitally map them for you. Introducing clarifye, discover card. Ve it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh to dog im so proud of you. Well thank you. Get your free credit scorecard at discover. Com. Even if youre not a customer. . . . . band playing stephen welcome back, everybody. It is now my honor to welcome back to the late show the first lady of the united states, all around the world . This is for my girls . cheers and applause . This is for my girls all around the world cheers and applause nice crowd, yeah stephen good to see you again. cheers and applause you, too. You guys are so sweet stephen well, i have known a few people. I have known a few people in washington, d. C. , and not all of them get that kind of reception when they go someplace. Um, so, youre almost done with the eight years in the white house. Yes. Almost were almost out of there stephen how does that feel . Is it at all bittersweet . Yeah. Stephen or youre like, wheres the exit . Its definitely bittersweet. I mean, everything is, like, the last, you know . And i find myself choking up because we have raised our kids in the white house. Weve had so many amazing experiences. We have a phenomenal staff. We live in a house with people who love us and care about us. And, you know, were going to be walking away from all that and its just been an honor. Stephen have you had to say to the kids, be prepared. The next house is not going to be like this. I actually made my kids start packing their rooms already. Its like, get this done. Stephen you dont upon to keep it to the last minute. My thing is if you dont pack it, im throwing it out. So, thats what i do. Stephen then it ends up on ebay. Its on ebay, i sell it. You know. Stephen well, the most important question i have to ask you is, what is beyonce really like . laughter cheers and applause shes shes so talented that i have trouble looking at her without my retinas burning out. You guys actually hang out like friends, right . You shouldnt look her in the eye. Shes a special person. Beyonces beyonce . Because she looks up to you. Shes a sweetheart. I mean, shes smart. Shes creative. Shes a great mother. She loves her family. I mean, shes a shes just, you know, shes just a lowkey lady. So we have a lot in common in that way. Except i cant sing. I cant dance. laughter stephen you can dance. Ive seen you dance. Not like beyonce. laughter stephen well, i want to talk to you about this essence magazine. This is a beautiful talking about your eight years in there. But i need to talk to you about this picture, which, when it was released, burned the internet to ground, right there. applause what thats me and my boo. . . . Stephen you know, we liked you already. You didnt have to release this photograph. What are you guys saying to each other there . How did this moment come about . You know, barack is hor hate doing photo shoots with him, so im sure right there i was saying, would you just be patient, and, stop. Dont rush the photographer. Hes like, i think we got the shot. Can i go, can i go . No, you cant go. That was exactly barack has two smiles for a photo. Its like this smile or this smile. laughter and he just sort of like, i think were done. We have it. He comes in and says, i think i can give you five minutes. I was trying to convinceim to chill out and relax, so they caught that discussion. laughter stephen thats whats happening right there . This is just chill out. Chill out. Stephen please, please, just one more photograph. And hes like, really . Stephen who is it harder to get to stand for a photograph, your husband or your children . Oh, my husband, without a doubt. I mean, well yeah, him. I thought you were going to say him or bo and sonny. Stephen well . Him. laughter stephen now, that smile, that was a pretty good impression of your husband. Do you do an impression of your husband . We all three of us have Good Impressions of barack. Stephen would you mind sharing a little bit . Well, its usually at the dinner table because you know malia will start it because she usually asks serious question. Dad, tell us about your day. And what about that conversation and sasha and i are like, no, dont get him started. And hes like, well, im glad im glad you asked that. Let me just let me just answer that in three points. One and then onea, and onea and b. And sasha and i are like, oh stephen youre like, professor, can i audit this lecture . Because sasha and i want to talk about our Favorite Song on the lemonade album. At stephen i heard you say about the president that he leaves the job at the door when he comes into the residential part of the white house. He does. Stephenis that really true . I cant leave my job at the door. How does he leave that at the door . You know, at least our time together. When he first walks in, we have dinner. Its usually dinner time. So thats the time when unless malia asks him about his work, which we try not to have her do, how were your days . Whats going on . Whats the latest gossip . Hes really into gossip, so yo can get him because he doesnt have a life. laughter stephen no, but hes got t n. S. A. , and he can find out what any of us are thinking. laughter applause so, being the first lady, being the first lady, obviously, is a lot of responsibility. Its a great honor at the same time. Eight years do you have any first lady faux pas, like i cant believe that moment . Oh, god, so many of them. They usually involve pnouncing somebodys name wrong. Im so horrible. Stephen because you go all around the world. Oh,od, names are so hard. And i practice and i try to get and then i get up there and i mess it up. Even names here in the united stes. I mean, kids these days, their names. I mean i can tell you, i think ive got it right. Terry, its terree. Im usually just like, hey, sweetie, how are you doing . I just have given up on that. Stephen its colbert, you dont pronounce the t. And its not steve. Its stephen. Stephen thats exactly right. Thank you for remembering. I remember that, i remember. Stephen thats very nice of you. Because youre pretty touchy about that. laughter stephen was there can you have an oh, my god moment. I cant believe this is happeng. So many. I, uh, sleepover at buckingham palace. Stephen what . Yeah, what . Stephen did you and the queen paint each others toenails or Something Like that . No, when they hosted us for fries at the palace. It was, they were good. They were some good fries. Stephen do you guys have french fries ae whithouse . Yes, we have everything at vegetables. Hey, hey, not every day. But you know. I love french fries. I am a big french fry fanatic. Thats why i have to eat vegetables because stephen just to balance it out. O lance it out, for sure. It would get ugly. Stephen you said to oprah my good friend oprah. Please say hi. I wil stephen that your husband i want to get this right you called him swaggalicious. I did. Stephen how is swagga liciousness achiev its a person that has a lot of swag. And if you dont know what swag is, steve, you definitely dont have it. cheers and applause stephen i think i think its time to go to a commercial. Ill work on my swag. Well be right back with more first Lady Michelle obama. . . . foot steps . crickets chirping . jet engine . heart beat . water splashing rain drops engine revving tires on wet road . Lease the exhilarating 2017 liolmkfor 49 a month king me. rico thinking this must be how Odell Beckham feels when he scores a game winning touchdown. Announcer beckham scores giants touchdown crowd noise Odell Beckham thinking this must be how rico felt . Every time i travel, its the moments that are most rewarding. . Because if you let yourself embrace them, youll never forget them. The new marriott portfol of hotels now s 30rand in over 110 countries. Fell right in his lap. Was he expecting the perfect toy at an amazing price . No, of course not, hes a dog. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre nna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Narrator look up the facts on richard burr. The Insurance Industry gave richard burrs campaigns onepointone million llars. Thats public record. And richard burr wrote a plan to privatize medicare. Sixteen to twentysix billion. But seniors would pay nine percent more for medicare. Richard burr is looking out for himself and the Insurance Industry. Not you. . . . applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Were here with first Lady Michelle obama. The campaign is going on right now. Weve got the two candidates out there who have their own agendas and their spouses have to sort of go along with whatever this person is doing. Do you have any sympathy for the people who have to go there and stand by the person running for president . Stephen no . No, because if you know, you have to be, you know, in it. If youre in it, and if you dont agree, you should have agreed before they ran, you know. Bottom line is, if i didnt agree with what barack was saying, i would not support his run. So i stand there proudly, and i hope they are, too, standing with their spouses proudly. So no sympathy. Foce, Melania Trump was criticized for using what turned out to be a portion of your speech. Chrs and applause but do you have any sympathy, because there are people around her creating things. And, you know, i have some sympathy for her. Do you understand how that might be sympathetic for what happened to her . Yeah, that was tough. laughter applause stephen lets move on. Lets move on. All right. Lets talk about let girls learn. The world do not have access to s let girls learn doing to try to improve that situation . Because ths a huge prm. Its huge. Part of it is bringing awareness to not st internationly, but here a a l in a and a half to galvanize resources, expertise. S invested millions of additional do you make sure those opportunities are taken advantage of in countries that may not ordinarily offer them . Thats what were working on. And we know we have to be on the ground. Because you cant change culture if youre not a part of the culture. And the peace corps has played an important role. We have peace corps vors that are working on let girls learn initiatives on the ground ere theyre in a community, in a village, for up towo years, not ju girls but for their parents. So you have to take each community where they are. Theres no one solution to that. This problem, which is what s it so complicatedever community is difrent. So awareness and engagement is critical. But were grateful to the peace corps volunteers out there that are doing the hard work on the cheers and applause stephen i understand, right here in the audience and, jim, ifco there are some young ladies in the front row here. Yes. Stephen who actually have been part of this program from malawi, jordan. Pakistan. applause cheers well, they they spo so eloquently. They told their stories at an event that you helped to host yesterday here. Stephen absolutely beautiful to help raise awareness. We held it for the spoes of the World Leaders for the u. N. General assembly. It was a mix of stories and, you kniniration from these girls, and empowering music from some of the top broadway srs. And we had this handsome youngpl together. And im so grateful for your support, not just yesterday, but on everything you do on issues that you dont just speak out on. But you know about these issues, and you care about them. And thats why i like you. Stephen thank you very much. It was an honor to be invited. Thank you very much. Theres a documentary, theres a documentary that cnn is going to have on calledwe will rise a cnn film that followed you on a tripo liberia. Marrakesh and madrid. Stephen and we have a clip ght here. Jim . Youre important in your own right. Much for being here. Itsays an honor to talk to you. And i hope we have the chance to have you back again once you leave the white house, because i know that you and your husband will not stop trying to make a change in the world. No, absolutely. Stephen thank you so much. Thank you, stephen. Stephen we will rise Michelle Obamas mission to educate girls around the world emieres october n to find out how you can help support girls education, go to letgirlslearv. Well be right back with america . . . applause . Were going to prove just how wet and sticky your current gel antipepirant is. Now, were going to show you how degree dry spray is different. Degree dry spray. Degree. It won let you down. . . Only those who dare drive the world forward. The cadillac ct6. When cold and flu hold you back try theraflu expressmax, now in new caplets. With a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Theraflu. For a powerful comeback. New expressmax caplets. 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Stephen our childh stephen yeah, i had mayonnaise on white bread with sugar. Yes, and i had white breadth, but yoreuper healthy. Because i understand i have ae me. You ran a triathlon this weekend . Yeah. Tephen so what es that mean . What whadoesha constitute . What are partsf it . That means you swim a mile in the ocean. Stephen where . In the ocean. Stephen but whocn . Which ocean . The pacific ocean. Stephen what about sharks . Stephen, i spent a long time trying to pretend like shark stephen sharks do exist. Sharks are out there. I know. I just told myself they dont. Like climate change. You just say it doesnt exist and it doesnt. Stephen one mile ithe ocean. 25 miles biking and a 10k run, so thats 6. 2 miles. Si ne d yobe like it that before. In high school i was otrack time with my best friend and i did the one thing that didnt require running. I did shot put. Stephen wait a second, d u you used to weigh, like, 240 . Youre too small to do shot put. I wasnt very good. I dont think i er comted. I just wanted to be there to be with my best friend and talk. Stephen this is two photos of you, you sent this out here. That is you finishing the triathlon, and you going to the emmys the next n . Thats the same night. Thats the nightbefore party. The night of the triathlon i had to get dressed up but i kept my triathlon numbers on because they were so badass. Stephen so basically, you showered and went to the emmys. I showered and went to an afterparty and the next day we went to the emmys, yes. Thats my husband. sery cute. Stephen he is very cute. So are you. I dont think id have the sticktoitiveness to do it. Stephen what was your first job . My very first job i was hired by my next door neighbor to clean after her pet pig. Stephen a pet pig, not like a farm pig. No, the pig lived in the house. Stephen i didnt know you could have a pig live in your house. I dont know if it was legal. Im just saying it happened. I dont know if it was legal for her to hire a nineyearold to clean after the pig, either. But i did it. Stephen that sounds like rough work. Yo yeah,ut i nded that cash, stephen i know. Akes and the sugar. Stesomedy has to. Did you have a chancto say hello to the first lady . I did. It was very exciting. Stephen shes very nice, isnt she . Shes amazing. Shes incredible. Im so grateful we have her voice and her sanity in this time. applau cheers yeah. Camera, but she was saying that should not stop once you grow up. People should be continually asked, what do you want to be when you grow up . I agree with that. Steen so what ant to be whoueric ferrera . I want to be kinder. Stephen thats nice. Are you a jerk now . laughter towards being a kinder, more sionate, mor derstanding person. Stephen thats nice. Yeah. And i so think, too, i heard a really interesting thing, that you want to be when you grow up . You can ask them, what do you have to contribute when you grow up . And i thought that was a really specl way of looking at it. Stephen well, thats nice. Yeah, yeah. Stephen what part am i going to play in society . Yeah, what do i have to contribute . What do i have to give, to leavt better. Stephen the first time you were here you were here for superstore. Yes. Stephen and its been picked up for another season. Yeah. Stephen congratulations on that. Said i understand you said this is the first time you have been cast in a part that wasnt specifically written for a latina. Yeah. Stephen what do you mean by that . It means it was the first time i had been asked to do a role that wasnt specifically written for a latina. laughter stephen jimmy, jimmy, lets cut that question out of the interview, please. That would be great. It means that every other role that i haen anna, latina, 20something. Carmen, latina. And this was the first time i read a script, amy, 30, no ethnicity. And, you know, that seems like, you know, not that big of a deal. But in television or film if the ethnicity isnt specified the assumption and default in most cases is white. And you have to give a reason for that role to be something this world and to write not just my character but all the characters just as people and not specify their ethnicity. But then go out and cast the best person for the role who happened to be latino, black, asian, that felt really unique in this industry, and unique in the world applause to be seen as a person before youre seen as, you know, the color of your skin. Stephen america, thank you so much for being here. Its alwayce stephen catch superstore on nbc. America ferrera, everyone well be right back. . . . After 20 years in washington, were learning lots about richard burr. First, he opposed a bill prohibiting Insider Trading by members of congress. Now we learn burr had over 100,000 in oil and gas stocks while he backed legislation giving tax credits benefitting Gas Companies. And oil and Gas Companies since hes been in congress. Thats making washington work for him. Afscme is responsible for the content of this ad. Thats making washington work for him. Where does North Carolina go from here . As governor. First, instead of social issues, ill focus on our schools and keeping good teachers with better pay. We need to end giveaways for companies that send jobs overseas and grow our economy here. And we need to reform our tax system so those at the top arent getting tax breaks at your expense. Stephen thats it for the late show. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org . Are you ready yall to have some fun . Feel the love tonight dont you worry bout . Nothin, baby its going to be all right . Its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from rancho