Hey, man, thats beautiful. Yeah, the guy just put it in, rollo. My pops really gonna be proud of that window. 35 years in the same business. Thats hip. Yep. 35 years ago today, my father started this business, rollo. A poor man with nothing. Yeah. Looks like he still hung on to it. Hey, come on, rollo, dont go putting it down, man. Im proud of my father. The ring . Shh oh, is he here . Is he home . Yeah. Hes upstairs watching the Jackie Robinson story for the 23rd time on the monday morning movie. Fred slide, jackie, slide ha ha ha ha he really takes that business serious. Yeah, im hip. Here it is. Ooh, ooh, rollo, that is bad. Thats one of the best there is. Its got 35 small diamonds in the initials. One for each year. Yeah, and for the price that we paid for it, it was a steal. Thats close. Hey, rollo, you didnt if i didnt get this on the up and up, i hope Lightning Strike me down right now this second. Times up. I thought i heard you talking to somebody. Hey, mr. Sanford. This is a very important day for you, huh . Hey, pop, rollos my friend. Why dont you try and make him feel at home . Im sorry, son. Rollo, feel at home. I do. Well, would you do me a favor . Certainly. Would you take the garbage out . Of course. Where is it . In your shoes. Behave yourself, man. Hey, man, thats all right. I was leaving anyway. Hey, later. How about never . One dummy aint enough in this house, home super dummy. Well, super dummy chipped in with regular dummy and some of your other friends and we got you a little present. Happy anniversary, pop. Uh, where the present . Did you drop it . I wanted to shake your hand. Well, thanks. Wheres the present . Hey, dont worry about the present, pop. Youll get that tonight. Oh, i know. Youre giving me a surprise party. But i dont like surprise parties. I just like the presents. Just a few of your friends are coming over her tonight for a little gettogether. Now, whyd you have to tell me that for . Because you just said you dont like surprises. No, but youre supposed to trick me. See, youre supposed to have a fake hernia attack and then send me over to julios to borrow his truck, and when i get back, all of yall in the kitchen with valuable presents piled this high. This high . This high . One . Yeah. We all chipped in and got you this one present. Well, where is it . You cant see it until tonight. But if you come over here, ill show you the present i got for you. You mean you got another present besides the one you chipped in for . Thats right. Listen, son, i hope you didnt spend too much money on me, because you need it for yourself it . I dont see my toyota . Theres writing all over the window. Thats the present, pop. What is . The window what the hell we need a new window for . Would you open the door and take a look at it . Keep spending money and spending money. I dont know why oh, son, thats beautiful. Thats beautiful. Sanford and son, established 1939. Ill go outside and see if it works. Of course the window works. What do you mean . Well, ill just go outside, and ill look through the window, and you hold up that other present, and ill see if i can see it clearly. Hey, pop, would you forget about that other present till tonight . Now, come on in the kitchen cause i fixed you a special breakfast. Lint. Aw. Phew. Youre a good son, lamont. Yep. Lookee there. Ham and eggs and cornbread with blue bonnet on it. Thats a papaya. Oh. A papaya. Well, wheres my ppresent . Hey, pop, would you forget about the present and just enjoy your breakfast . Listen, let me ask you something. Didnt you have to make a pickup around 10 00 . Oh, man, almost forgot about it. Wow. Hey, pop, i want you to do me a favor. What . Because if you find it, youll disappoint everybody. Im not gonna look for nothing, son. I promise you that. I aint gonna look for nothing. Till you leave. I cant help it if i trip over a present. Now, where could i trip over a present . Lets see now. Rollo came in. Talking. Probably. And i said, slide, jackie, slide then rollo left, and then. His pocket. Walked around to the kitchen. I was first and. Bingo. Bingo. I shouldnt open it, though. I promised lamont i wouldnt look for it. So i shouldnt open it. He trusts me. But he ought to know better than to trust me. Wow look at that, what ive always wanted a signet ring with my own initials. Look at that. F. S. . If i didnt care. . . Beyond com . [knock on door] well, thats it for the dinner show. Hey, fred. Smitty, hoppy, how you feeling . Best felicitations on this auspicious day commemorating the origination of your very successfulentrepreneurial enterprise. Come on in. Uh, hold it, smitty. In other words, fred, we have some disappointing news for you. Listen, were not going to be able to make that little part of yours tonight. Were going to have to cancel out. 86 it as they say in the streets. The departments putting us on a new shift. We got to cover that big robbery at the royal Wilshire Hotel. Yeah, the tiptoe burglar struck again. And yall got to cover that . Yeah, well, it wasnt just an ordinary robbery. No, no. This was a very big tearoff. Ripoff. Oh, yeah, ripoff. As a matter of fact, they rippedoff of stage, television, and radio ever to grace his profession. Dont tell me they finally got reverend ike. No. Frank sinatra. Frank sinatra . They really cleaned him out, too. Wallet, cufflinks, watches, everything. And to top it off, a 50,000 signet ring. Poor sinatra. Poor sinatra. He lost his wallet and his ring, . Its been a very bad year . Well, thats right, mr. Sanford, but happy anniversary to you, and im sure youre gonna enjoy the gift that we all chipped in for. A gift . For me . What a surprise. Yeah, and i know youre gonna love it. Lamonts friend rollo picked it up from one of his contacts. Rollos contact . The only way to contact his contact is to contact the warden. Well, well see you later, alley cat. Alligator. Oh, yeah, alligator. Gator. Gator rhymes with later. Get in the ok. Thats beautiful. Sure wish rollo didnt have nothing to do with it. . And would i be sure . Yeah, just like Frank Sinatra. He got a ring with his initials in diamonds all over it just like minef. S. Yes, thats funny. No, that aint funny. This is Frank Sinatras diamond ring. Rollo stole it. Rollos the tiptoe burglar. And lamont is receiving stolen goods. Hes going to jail. Hes going to jail in the prime of his life. Oh, whos gonna drive the truck . Whos gonna guard this empire . I better get this ring back to Frank Sinatra and try to save lamont. Oh, goodness, but first, one more time. What are you doing . Im the valetoh. Im the valet, and i was just returning mr. Sinatras jacket. See, i forgot my keys, and so i was just trying to use i was just using this master pin. Master pin . Thats a safety pin. Well, thats a safety lock. For me . Yes, but wheres his jacket . Oh, heres his jacket. This. Thing is Frank Sinatras jacket . Yeah, and he got a pair of pants to match it. Oh, i cant believe it. Me either. But this is the jacket that he does his act in. Youre kidding . No. Did you ever hear him sing i did it my way . Oh, yeah. Now, would you be so kind as to open the door for me . Well, all right. Were a little short downstairs in the laundry. Gee monety the royal suite. Sweetie. And theres the throne. Its a nice place that frank got. He sure know how to live. Look at that great picture of spiro t. . Scooby dooby doo . . Doo dooby dooby . . Exchanging glances . I wonder where he keeps his jewelry box. Ok, thats it hold it right there wait a minute what are you talking about . Im delivering clothes cop you call this clothes . No, i wasnt taking it. I was returning it. See, im the valet. See there, clean and pressed. Ok, wise guy, if youre returning it, then who stole it . Stole it . Stole what . The ring. Now, somebody stole the ring. If you didnt do it, somebody else did. Now, whos in this with you . No. Aint nobody i did it. I did it myself. Ah, come on. I think youre trying to cover up for someone. No, i aint. You expect me to believe that youre the tiptoe burglar . Say, i want to confess. It was a oneman job, and im the one man. So youre the tiptoe . Im the tiptoe. Fred sanford. Lamont sanford didnt have nothing to do with it. Hes a nice son. Hes coming over from choir practice. Sure. And then tonight, hes gonna collect some money for the march of dimes. Hes a good boy, im telling you. Many a time i saw him sit down and just read the bible. And draw pictures of jack webb. Hey, fred. Hey, smitty, hoppy. Do you know this guy . Of course we know him. You should have picked up on that, maury. Hes a friend of ours. Yeah, really. Hey, uh, listen, maury, could we talk to him for a minute . Sure, but keep an eye on this ring. Yeah, ok. Evidence. All right. Hey, fred, what happened . We heard you got picked up on a 459 breaking and entering. Thats true. Every number of it. I cant believe youre the tiptoe burglar. Well, i am. But how . The tiptoe burglar struck in new york last week. That was me. Well, how did you get to new york . Man hey, rollo, baby, whats happening . Hey, whats going on . They got me on a bum wrap, baby drinking too much hey, pop, what are you doing here . Lamont, go home. Go home . Would somebody tell me whats happening . Bad news, lamont. Some of our boys picked him up at the royal Wilshire Hotel about an hour ago in possession of some jewelry, allegedly the property of one Francis Albert sinatra, alias old blue eyes. Hey, hoppy, you got to be kidding, man. Theres got to be some mistake. No, son, its true. I did it. Would you tell me whats going on here, smitty . Lamont, just relax and let me handle this. Now, mr. Sanford, when did you steal the alleged jewelry . Its allegedly steal the jewelry. Oh, yeah, thats right. I missed that on the exam, too. Cost me my straighta at the academy. Well, see, i stole it last night because i like to tiptoe through the twig light. And when you went to sleep, i tiptoed down to the hotel. Smitty, whats he talking about . This ring, lamont. He says he stole it from Frank Sinatra. He didnt steal that ring from Frank Sinatra. He got that from behind the sofa at our house. Listen, will you shut up . You aint had nothin to do with it. I stole itme. Not him. Whats wrong with you . Listenoh. Listen, lock me up. Lock me up. Do you have an intensive care cell . Lamont, was this ring in your house . Yes, it was. And i put it there. Not you, me. Pop, are you trying to protect me from something . Dont you know when to shut up . Wait a minute. I know. You think rollo stole that ring, dont you . Rollo . Steal . You think im involved in it and youre trying to protect me. Heres what im gonna tell you. Just remember everything you say is gonna be held against you. Like some of these. Is this that ring . Yes, it is. Hey, rollo, isnt this the ring you bought for my pop . Yeah, thats the one. Theres 35 tiny diamonds in the initials. And where did you buy the ring . Bobs precious city. Hey, you can call em and verify it, hoppy. No. Wait a minute. Theres an easier way to prove it than that. Theres a jewelers glass in this drawer. I can tell you in a second how much its worth. Now, we all know what we paid for it. Yeah, well, uh, see you later. Uh, rollo, uh, just a minute. Youre taking the ring. I was gonna take it back and return it because its tainted. Rollo, let me have the ring. Brother smith, look at it through the glass and tell us whats happening. Uhoh. Yeah, well, ill see you later. Uh, rollo, stick around. Yeah, thats Frank Sinatras diamond ring. This is nobodys diamond ring. This is paste. All paste . paste . Yeah, paste. Its fake. Phony. Glass. Worthless paste. You mean to tell me i been doing you mean to tell me all of you all chipped in and couldnt give but 15 . Least you could do is give me a hundred dollar diamond ring. Well, actually, we did pay more than 15 for it. A lot more. Hey, well, fellas, youve got to think of my overhead. You know, like, mileage, phone calls, insurance. Insurance . Nowinsurance. When the mans right, hes right. Youre gonna need some insurance, cause im fixing to perform a 459. Whats a 459 . Breaking and entering your skull. Your Insurance Company wont replace the full value of your totaled new car. The guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. No, i picked the wrong Insurance Company. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement . , you wont have to worry about replacing your car because youll get the full value back including depreciation. Make the switch to weve been awarded highest in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. Call for a free quote today. Liberty stands with you . No, pop. Look, youve helped me enough already this week. I have been wonderful, havent i . You really were, pop. You know, taking the blame like that and all for me. I was really moved. Now, if you could move rollo out of your life, then youd be doing something smart. Hey, pop, rollo didnt mean any harm, man. Well, hes just no good. I just dont want to see you hanging around with him. [knock on door] who is it . Rollo aint no way youre getting through that door. Uh, try the knob. Lamont hey, rollo. Hey, home. Hey, pops, i know how you feel, man. Im very sorry. So i brought you an extra anniversary gift. This is a gift . Yeah. Thats not an ordinary baseball, now. Look at the signature. Jackie robinson. Ebbets field. 1947. Hey, thats beautiful, rollo. Yeah. I bought it off of leroy whitney. Used to be groundskeeper at ebbets field. Hey, rollo, thats real nice. Ear in my eye. You deserve the best, pop. Hey, rollo, would you give me a hand with this stuff . You grab the little boxes. Hey, just a moment, rollo. How do you spell jackie . Uh, jacky. Yeah. Thats right. Thats the way you spell jackie. But thats not the way Jackie Robinson spelled jackie. Whats the difference . Ood cheating liar, and on the other hand youre a nogood lying cheater. You probably stole this baseball off of some kid. Well, all that might be true, but theres one place where i draw the line. Least i dont go around boring the world with no jive imitation of the ink spots. What do you mean jive imitation of the ink spots . Wait a minute. You forgot something. What . this
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