Mork mindy, mind if we start without you . Go ahead. Ill be out in a minute. How about that new pope, huh . So king kong is climbing up the empire state building. Hes got fay wray. Careful there, youll hurt yourself. And she says, put me down he goes, okay. Yeah, i guess that kind of bit the big one. Youre right. What is that . mindy, its not a what. Its a who. Id like you to meet okeefe. You didnt tell me he was a chimpanzee. I also didnt tell you hes a con. Hes a what . He said theres no zoo in the country thatll hold him inside. Where did you find him . I was in a tree, observing bald spots on human beings. I was up to 85 men, when all of sudden, hes got to go back to the zoo. No you see . Oh no way theyll put him on banana bread and water. Theyll take away his tire. Mork, they dont do that to animals. At the zoo, hell get food and protection and love. Really . Running around free, he might hurt himself. I wouldnt want that to happen. You heard the warden. Ive got to take you back to your cell. D. Go upstairs, and you start packing, but, dont worry, well arrange conjugal visits with cheetah, and ill send you a banana with a file in it youve been acting awfully strange lately. I mean, more strange than usual. Youve noticed. How can i help it . Yesterday you spent all day walking and talking backwards. Well, thats all behind me now. Mork, why are you doing all these strange things . To cheer you up. What news . Ive got orders from orson. Ive been transferred, and ill never, ever see you again. What . Youve got to look at the good side youre not losing an alien. Youre youre gaining an empty room. I have a very fine set here. It has some very good attachments that go with it. Okay, ill take it. Iit doesnt work quite as well without the cord. Youre not going to be able to hear a thing. Perfect. I want to keep noise out. If i hear anything, ill bring them back. Well, its your money. Thatll be 50. Uh, these work fine. I didnt hear a word you said. I said, thatll be 50. Will you take a check . Certainly. What do you mean, get it from mindy . I live underneath your daughter, and i work at home. I write greeting cards. Ah, youre buckley. Bickley mindys told me about you. I cant concentrate with all that racket. How do you expect me to write sympathy cards with her crying all morning . Why was she crying . Find out when you hit her up about the check. Yes, but you just cant oh, daddy whats wrong . Oh, brother. Something awful has happened. Morks been transferred to another planet. Ill probably never see him again. Oh, honey, im sorry. Sure glad i dont read lips. Mindy mindy, mindy, mindy, mindy, mindy. And mindys dad. Hi, mr. Mcconnell. Frederick hello. Hi, susan. Buying myself a numero uno charm. Susan, i think maybe some other time. Oh. Well, are we a little depressed today . Shes a lot depressed personal reasons. Well, of course i was never one to pry. All i can tell you is i used to get all these emotional ups and downs all the time at the least little thing, but that was before i got erk. Whats erk . Ellsworth revitalization konditioning. I dont mean to be picky, but you spell conditioning with a c. Right. Maybe you do, but ellsworth doesnt. So, how about it . Susan, i just dont feel up to it today. Hey, grab yourself a cup. Ill split my lunch with you. Can do this if you want, but youre going to be going through emotional ups and downs for the rest of your life until you find Something Like erk. Ellsworth teaches you to love yourself. Ill bet you got an a. A plus. Tata. Mindy, mindy, mindy, mindy, mindy hey, have i got a surprise for you. Oh, i got a surprise for you. Stay mindy, youll never guess whats in the bag. Take a flying guess. Take a flying guess. Mork, i dont feel like guessing. Okay, ill guess it for you myself. Time to play whats my bag . [ womans voice ] uh, mystery object, are you a shovel . [ mans voice ] no. And to present the prize, our lovely prizegirl lola. [ girls voice ] thank you, otto. Guess what it is, mindy. Its a goingaway present, and its an exciting new gift i got this morning on the street corner. Its zenomatic its a what . The exciting new kitchen tool that does absolutely nothing it cant dice, it cant peel, it cant chop, and it wont even make julienne fries. Thats right, zenomatic does diddly for you. S, an exciting new kitchen tool from the people who brought you frozen sand and electric toothpaste. Send absolutely nothing today to buddha productions, care of nevada, box omm. Get one today i appreciate what youre trying to do. I really do, but im not in the mood for it now. To some remote corner of the universe. I dont even know where. Its just the other side of the universe. Its a troubled planet called xerus. How can you let orson do this to you . Maybe youre afraid of him, but im not. I want to talk to that fat fascist. I talked to him this afternoon. What did he say . Well, mindy, ive been thinking this over a lot, dont think im very much good for you. You know, i do silly things, i make weird objects, i talk to furniture and leave you out of the conversation. Im always getting in the way. I bring home strange people. I see. Orson wont change his mind. No. I talked to orson for a real long time, and he said i can stay on earth as long as i want. He did . Thats wonderful. Mork, but why . Why would you want to leave here . Is it something that ive done . Oh, no. Its something you have emotions. That doesnt make sense. One day im going to have to leave, and its going to hurt you very much. Ive only been here a few months. Look how you feel. Imagine what itll be like after 10 years. The longer i stay, the harder itll be for you. But what about you . I dont have a heart. It wont be a problem for me. Well, its a problem for me. Ive got a big adjustment to make getting used to no mork. I know what i can do. Ill get okeefe out on parole. It would almost be like having me around. Itll be a lot like having you around. Who is it . Bickley miss mcconnell . Oh, no. Mr. Bickley, please, we are not making any noise. I know that. I was just downstairs feeling depressed. I thought id come up here and share it with you. Oh, mr. Prickley, thats nice. Thats bickley. Let him come in. He has something to share, something really nice. Im sorry to be rude, but im very upset right now. Aving town. Ha thats diddly. Hes just going out of town. Im going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around, but i cant work anymore. Come on, we dont make that much noise. I know. I was blaming it on you, but its time i faced it ive lost it. We can form a posse and find it if you want. No, its no use. Oat rack, but not anymore. Listen to this your pet rabbit died, poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it. Aw, thats sad. Mr. Bickley, youre just going through a writers slump. Mork is leaving for good. Knock, knock. Well, what a group hear no evil, see no evil, and feel no pain. Whats wrong with you people . Mork is leaving. The rabbit died. Or you could all be straightened out by one little thing. Paul williams . No. Erk. You people have got to get erk. Youve been erking me since you came in. Mindy, listen, erk would help you with your depression, and, mr. Bickley, you could use some help with your drinking. I drink fine by myself. Oh, and, mork, i bet he could come up with something for you. Yeah. That sounds exciting. Come on, mindy, lets not poop the party. Oh, mindy, come on. Look, it would do you some good. I am not going to take no for an answer. Im going to sit right here until i get your word on it. That goes for you, too, mr. Hickle. I have a couple of friends im dying for you to meet two of my closest friends in the entire world. Mork and mindy, this is ellsworth. Oh, ellsworth, were so lucky to have a man like you so unselfish. Its a special gift excuse me. Could you hold that thought just a minute . 17, 18, 19, 20. 20 bodies, 20 checks. Okay, were all set. Now what were you saying . How nice it was that an unselfish man like you came all this way for a little thing like money. Yeah. Sure is. Okay, the agreement was for 8 00. Lets begin the session, all right . Everybody, places, places. Ellsworth is ready. Boy, youre really going to hear something now. Hello. Hello. Hello. Is that it . The next question is what will you be doing here . Susan. Well, we will be trying to find our own space. Very good, susan. Very good. Yes, you have an item, mork . Point ellsworth order. Mine is simply this. It seems like susan has her own space. This is her apartment. Theres barely enough room for any of us. Youre out of order, pal. But its a reality. Sit down and shut up. Thank you. Now its sharing time. This is the time when you people will say whatever is on your mind. Say whatever you think will set you free. Well, it used to bother me and intimidate me that i was so much more beautiful than anyone else, but since i got erk, ive discovered that i just have to learn to live with the fact that im fun to be near. Anyone else . Im having trouble understanding any of this. Perhaps you can understand this sit down and shut up. Anyone else have something to share . Yeah. I have some very fine kentucky bourbon here. Id like to share it with somebody who has some soda. Obviously, youre new. Sometimes these sessions last up to 15 hours, and during that time, there will be no eating. Who cares . No going to the bathroom. Big deal. No drinking. Wait till you try to cash my check. I have something that i would like to share. Erk is not a process. Erk is something that happens in space. In fact, it may be space. Its definitely not space. Space is a continuum, an infin wait, dont tell me sit down and shut up. Yes, mindy, you have an item. My item is that i paid a lot of money to come here and learn something. [ chuckles ] then youve learned something important already, havent you . What . Thats terrible terrible is just a concept. Oh, i get it. Anything that you dont want to talk about is just a concept. Nope. Not my rollsroyce. Thats real. What dont you go ahead and sit down, mindy . Weve caught your act. Mr. Ellsworth, i have another point of order. Yeah, go right ahead. Thank you. I think its a biggie. People dont come here for humiliation and abuse. Every creature in the universe is entitled to respect. Ridiculous nobody wants to hear that message. Sit down and shut up. Not before i get one more thing in. I think you should be honest with yourself, like yourself, trust yourself, and know yourself. Oh, mork, thats beautiful. Theres one other thing id like to talk about this concept of not letting people go to the bathroom. I myself cant sit still for that. I think we should all take a rest break right now. What do you think, everyone . Those people want to drop out, fine. Im still the winner. I get to go home early, ive got all your money, and most importantly, ive got my rollsroyce. Thank you so much. Well, hes cute. My rollsroyce. It somebody has stolen my rollsroyce. Ur rollsroyce is a concept. Getting it back is a reality. Well, goodbye, apartment. Fern, i love you. Phil, get rid of that dendron. Sofie, youve been a great lie. Ittle, tiny dust particle. Goodbye, nucleus. Mork, before you finish saying your goodbyes, which at this rate, could be some time around midseptember, i want to talk to you. Ive been doing some observing, and i learned something last night at the meeting. You dont practice what you preach. Mayday. Sense of verbal confusion. Well, at the meeting, you talked about knowing yourself. You might not have had emotions when you arrived here, i dont. Sit down and shut up. I figured Something Else out, too. Youre leaving because of you. Am not am not youre the one who wont be able to handle leaving if you stay much longer. I dont want to go home. Its cold out there. Who else will let me do the things you do . Im going to miss you. About having emotions. Orson said emotions are bad for you. Well never evolve if you have emotions. Shh. Ha ha ha ha boy, is he a nimnul where are you going . Im going upstairs to talk to orson. Im not leaving. Youre not . No way boy, having feelings is good mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Mork calling orson. Come in, orson. Taxi vroom orson speaking. Well, are you ready to leave . Oh, no, your immenseness. Ive decided to stay. Mork, are you sure you want to extend your earth visit . Oh, yes, your girthship. I want to continue my observation of human emotions, especially guilt. Emotions . Does everyone have them . Absolutely everyone, with the possible exception of a few president s. What are president s . Well, theyre elected officials who are sent to washington every four years to financial ruin. Ive also observed that they never tell a lie, but they never tell the truth. Its something called politics. They also have a power feared by everyone called veto. Whats that . Im not sure, but i think its an italian bodyguard. Sounds dull. The big bucks comes when you get to be an expresident. Then publishers pay you millions of dollars to write things called memoirs. The strange part is they dont have very good memories. The really funny part is no one buys those books. Catch you next week. Nanu, nanu. Mindy mork, whats that . A scrapbook so i can take back memories. Thats really nice a scrapbook of earth. What are you putting in there, pictures of our World Leaders . Save it for the republicans a put some real fun stuff in here, some big yuks. Look at this an example of earth poetry. Lets see. There once was a girl from dundee where did you get this . from the poetry cubicles down at the basketball arena. People must really love poetry, because theyre all lined up to pay a dime to sit down and write poetry. Hi, mindy. Oh, hi, sally. Oh, and little jodi. Wow, hes really gotten big. Mindy you dont look like youre made out of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Is the person who used to live in your stomach the former bulge . Yeah. [ laughs ] hes so tiny. Howd he ever get out . I think the doctor helped him out, mork. He slipped him a map and a compass and said, youre on your own, clown. Why dont you hold him for a while . No, no i dont speak small whoa be careful. What can i help you with . What do you talk about . Well, nothing yet. Jodi cant talk. Oh, a little mute. Ohh, look, i taught him how to hug. Ill just take these two. Okay, good. Oh hes really incredible. Mindy, can we get one . Can we order one today . We can send away for one. Maybe you and mindy ought to get together sometime no matchmaking, sally. Who, me . Hey, dont suck on that. You dont know where its been. Thats fantastic he doesnt have any teeth. Whos the father, leon spinks . Whoa you gotta be real careful. Hes real tiny. Hes fragile, and uh, mork. Oh, you probably know that, dont you . Dont worry. Ill treat him as if he were my own son. Well, here you go. Thank you. Well have to get together soon. Yeah, good. Thanks a lot. Bye. Take care, little fella theres no place to grow but up isnt he cute . Yeah, for a guy who doesnt move very much, he sure sweats a lot. You know, i think he likes me a lot. You know how i can tell . When i was hugging him, he made a noise like eeh. What does that mean . Oh, mork, that was just a little listen, youre right, that was his way oh, i knew it. Kids are such a gas. I wish i had one of my own. Can men have babies, too . Well. They can help. Its sort of like a union. Oh, you mean like the teamsters . Well, its not exactly like the oh, sure, i hear about women in labor all the time. No, its not done like that. How do you do it . Uh. Why dont you ask my father . Hes real good at things like this. Youre gonna have to confront this situation someday. Dad, how do they do it . Uh, how do who do what . Well, how do they make babies . Like, i know where they come from im no pinhead but how do they get them in there . Do they blow em up . Do they add water . Well, mork, how a baby is born isnt as important as the miracle of creation. You dont know either, do you . Oh, she must have been a lot of fun to hold. She sure is now. She was wonderful. I cant tell you what its like to have a little, helpless baby completely dependent upon you. Ive never had anything dependent upon me. Well, dont worry. Someday youll have a child. Or something of your own. Thank you. I cant wait, boy. Im headed back now. Mindy, ill catch you back at the apartment. [ knock on door ] whoa, waitwaitwaitwait waitwaitwait whoa Western Union howdy. Doody. Could i see you for a couple seconds . 1,001. 1,002. [ southern accent ] now, dont make yourself a stranger. Wow d . J . Vu now you can close the door. Yes, sir. Glad to see you. Uh, friend, you dont know me [ normal voice ] yes, i do. I saw you in the music store. Then you followed me to the grocery store. Right. While i was in that music store, i couldnt help but notice that you were really enjoyin holdin that small baby. Never held one before, and i really liked it. Didnt i hear you say youd like one . Yeah, but its physically impossible, you know . Ii dont have a test tube. But id give anything to have one. Would you give 10,000 . What . you see, i know this couple with a baby. Theyre tryin to find a nice home for it, understand . And if i dont give you the money, theyre gonna turn it out and itll be raised by rabbits . Whatever you say, buddy. I cant let that happen. He might never take care of himself, unless you take care of it. Of course, thats up to you. Ill do anything you want. Ill get the money for you. You got yourself a deal. Ill call you in the morning, all right . Oh, and one thing dont breathe a word of this to anyone. No pressure. Well, i guess id better do this to save the kid. Besides, ill finally be a father. Ill be able to teach him to walk, to talk, maybe to fly an egg. Yeah, ill be in touch. Take care. Yeah. Whoa, greasy. Im gonna have a baby ha ha kayo, jos . Whoa, i feel kind of strange, kind of dizzy. I feel this sudden craving for pickles and ice cream. Mindy, sweetheart, darling long time, no see, honeybunch what . Can i have 10,000 . [ chuckles ] no. I really need it. I gotta have it. Please . What could you need that costs 10,000 . Um. Socks. Socks. Gucci socks. What do you need 10,000 for anyway . Its for a big surprise. Its real expensive, but i know youll love it. Youre not gonna help me . All right. What can i do to get 10,000 . I can go to jesus. Thatll cost me an arm and a broken leg. You can try selling apples. Thats right apples at a nickel apiece, thats 20,000 apples no we can sell one big apple on steroids for 10,000. No, wait i can babysit for Mainland China no i can sell dental floss to the osmonds listen, you think of something. Im gonna go in the bedroom and change my clothes, oh. Well, in case i do get the money, id better practice being a father. Hey, heres my little surrogate baby. Here we go. [ to tune of rockabye baby ] . Finkadoo, hatchling . . Vee vee oh zohm . . Finkadoo, hatchling . . Nee voo voo doo . Ohh. Fantastic. I love you so. Ell me you had to do that . Excuse me, ladies. Hi. May i show you some disco records . Im with the fbi. Oh. Well, maybe i can show you some police records. Id like you to look at this photograph and tell me if youve seen this man. Wait a minute. This guy was here yesterday. Who is he . A creep who kidnaps and sells babies. We were tailing him yesterday. He followed a woman with a baby into this store. Oh, my god, that was sally. Is he after her baby . Dont worry, were watching him. Oh, thank goodness. When he left here, he didnt follow her. He followed some strangelooking man with suspenders. To your house, miss mcconnell. What would he be doing at my house . We want to ask you. Does the strange man with suspenders give you a clue . Oh, dad, mork wouldnt do anything wrong. How much does this guy sell babies for . 10,000. What i meant was, mork wouldnt do anything wrong intentionally. Maam, if you think your friend is trying to buy a baby, relax. Hes not in trouble. We want the kidnapper. You wouldnt arrest him . Absolutely not. Yesterday he asked me if he could borrow 10,000. Did you give it to him . No i dont have that kind of money. Well. You do now. Oh, i dont know about this. Miss mcconnell. We must have your help. Well, i guess if the guy is that big a creep, i guess mork would want to help, too. No, you cant tell him. This guy is sharp. If he thinks hes being set up, well lose him again. Mork is no actor. Now, i want you to call me the minute you know when and where the transfer is being made. Good day. This is the famous orkan atomsmasher let me show you how this works. First, get one government atom [ squeals ] theres one. Put it under there aaagh ill clean up that mess later. Actually, if we had split the atom, wed all be dead meat, but lets move on quickly. See the nut . I see the nut. Thank you. Mork, i got the money you need 10,000. Oh mindy, thats fantastic. Oh, no, you didnt oh, poor child. I didnt. I got a raise. You got a raise . Thats wonderful well [ laughs ] whats this . Um. I, uh, dried the clothes in the microwave. No, actually, its better than that. You see, i made this for my favorite tv star [ imitating tattoo ] boss, my shirts have landed. [ imitating mr. Roarke ] give it to me, tattoo. I want to wear it. Thats my fantasy. Um, look at that look at that ring isnt that amazing . I bet Elizabeth Taylor doesnt have one of these. I bet she doesnt. [ rattles ] its a. Seeingeye rattle for a blind snake. [ telephone rings ] saved by the bell. Telephone. Hello . Oh. [ southern accent ] howdy [ normal voice ] yeah. Yeah sure, ive got the money, see . Yeah . Tomorrow at noon . Um. Mindy, this is a private call. Do you mind if i take it in there . Oh. No. Go right ahead. Thank you. Woman roadways next bus to denver uh, is this seat taken . Thank you. Woman attention the 3 30 bus to los angeles will now be departing at 4 45. Nice day, huh . Oh on a liquid diet not literally. Boy, thatd be funny, wouldnt it . Whoa yeah, it should be coming through here anytime now, you know . Little guy. So helpless, so tiny. Thats why im here to take care of him, cause im the father figure. Yeah, hes only 6 months old, and i havent seen him in two years. Theres my man now. Im over here im over here dont you know whats happenin here . Im gonna give you 10,000. Youre gonna give me a baby. Could you shut up . now, wheres the money . Here it is. [ sniffs ] okay. Okay. Heres your kid. Mork ooh. Hold it, scuzz. I want to make sure hes all here. Hes all there, but im not so sure about you. Thank you. Its been a pleasure dealing with a stetson stork. Passengers now disembarking. Youre under arrest. Up against the wall. Attention mr. Dan benton, please report. Hands behind your back. Youve got the wrong guy you are chuck wilson, alias chuck martin, alias charles henthorn. We got you this time. This money is marked. Take him out to the car and read him his rights. Well. Lets get the baby and take him back to his parents. Okay. Hes gone he must have slipped out the back. Im sure hes going back to miss mcconnells house. Id better get her on the phone at the store. The beautiful princess said, if i kiss you, will you buy me a halston dress and take me to long island and build me a condominium . There we go. Its time for us to get rocking. Here we go. Oh, whoa. Lets get down, get funky. There we go. There we go. . Finkadoo, hatchling . . Veez bedum go . . Wonda dan dursel youre waiting, too . Im so proud to be a father. Cant wait for you to meet your godmoose, too. Im a father. Here, chuck. Heres a cigar. Thank you, carl. Mindy, im a father youll never believe what happened. This little guy followed me home. I heard a tiny knock at the door, and he crawled right in mork heres what happened. I was walking down the street, and there was a burning bush. This big voice said, [ deep voice ] take him home. Itll be all right. Mork [ normal voice ] i know. Oh, dopey me. I should never get my alibis out of a bestseller. Um, heres the truth. You see, his parents abandoned him. Hed be raised by rabbits, and who knows what would happen when hunting season would come along . He might end up on a chain as a goodluck charm. Mork, look mindy, please ill do everything he needs, and i named him after you. Mork, you cant keep him. Why not . I paid good money for him. Well, thats just it. Its against the law to buy a baby. The guy who sells them says he sells them all the time. And hes going to jail because of that. Are they here to take him back . Im afraid they are. But dont you understand . His parents are nasty people. That guy lied to you. This baby was stolen. , and they want him back. You get the baby, and ill contact the office. No, no, no [ baby cooing ] ill give him back to you. Come on. Shh. Shh. Wait. Youve gotta keep him real dry, take care, little fella. Goodbye, little mindy. Top of the world, ma. Miss mcconnell, thank you. Well be in touch. Whew. Im gonna miss him. Oh, mork, im so sorry things worked out like this. Yeah. Me too. I had to do that. 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What have you got for me this week . Oh, something very special, your immenseness. This week i was a father for an hour. Thats wonderful. Whats a father . Oh, um, you remember mother . Well, a father is the male counterpart. If you have a mother, why do you need a father . Sounds like featherbedding to me. Oh, no, a fathers very important. He gives a child love. A child needs lots of love so it can grow big and strong in here. Thats a fathers whole function . No. Just loving . Oh, no, your fatitude. A father serves another purpose. He provides food, shelter, leadership, and according to recent facts, he works very hard, worries a lot, and dies young so his family can go on living. Who would apply for a job like that . You know, between the mother and the father, children receive so much of everything, they must be grateful. Oh, no, sir. They take it for granted until its gone. Then they miss it. Well, i dont understand why anybody would want to be a parent. Orson, its one of those situations where you have to be there, cause once you hold this little tiny baby in your arms, this eensybeensy tiny being, its eeto it makes it all worthwhile. Personally, ill stick with the test tubes. Oh, que sera, sera. Till next week, your immenseness. Diamo. Announcer ron carlton here with the news, captions by vitac brought to you every morning by scrub. Hi, honey. Uh, i thought youd left. No. Why . Its early. I have a feeling mothers going to drop in. Its late. Just a minute. She promised the next time she came shed let me know in advance. And now a special announcement. Darrin stephens of this city will receive a visit from his motherinlaw today. [ ding ] thats what you call letting me know in advance . You didnt specify how far in advance. This is for you, darling. Oh. Whos it from . Ticheba. Oh, my goodness. Tichewho . Ticheba. Shes oh, my goodness. What does she say . She she said oh, my goodness. Stop saying that and tell me