The moral majority. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we have Ricky Schroder, sean morey, and jeana tomasino. And we will be back. [ music ] [ music ] [ applause ] all right, we have tonight. This crowd is ready for a party. Arent they though . They are ready to go. Its not a full moon either. How is your back . You might as well tell them because youre sitting a little straight. I know. I thought last time i should have said something because i when i stood up. He threw his back out. If anybody knows what that is, you know how painful it is. How do you do that . Very simply. You reach over for a pencil and your back goes. Its a crazy thing. Its a spasm of the muscle. Its extremely painful. Youve got your broken ribs, crushed ribs. Well i had them a month ago. They are still sore. I think they ought to come in and get two wheelchairs and take us right down to the old home. I think so. Can we have a cottage together . Tomorrow we can sit in the sun between 2 00 and 3 00. [ laughter ] do we each have a nurse or do we have to share . You are sitting very erect. I have a brace on. Im in like a little corset. It apparently helps though. An, tony randall was on the show and he was discussing some various words. It was an article, common things you see every day but most people do not know the name. For example, i think one of them was the little plastic tip that goes on the end of your shoelace. People see that every day. Right. But they dont know the name. Do you remember what thats called . Thats right, its an aglet. Aglet. Its an aglet. There were several others, like the bottom of a wine bottle thats indented was called a. Bottom of a wine bottle. No, not the bottom of a wine bottle. Of a wine bottle. The indentation is called a kick. Theres some reason for that. This is called a philtrum. We got into a big thing about the discussion of this and i heard from surgeons all over the country. I said it was this part here. But if you hold your hand like this, and spread your fingers, theres a little depression in here. That little web in there. Do you feel that . If you do that. That is called the anatomical snuffbox. [ laughter ] apparently people ul and nowadays they probably put Something Else in there. [ laughter ] thats where you put the salt for the tequila, right . We found some other words. Things you have seen but i bet you dont know the word. You ever go to a hockey game . You see the big machine that comes out and cleans the ice . Yes. Theres a name for that. Zamboni. How did you know that . Hockey fans. Thats a zamboni, youre absolutely right. Probably named for the man who invented it. I dont know, but thats what its called, zamboni. All right, now the holes in your noses. Do you know what those are called . Not your nostrils. The nares. The nares. Thats right. The fold of skin hanging down the throat of an elderly person. [ laughter ] theres a name for that. Its called a dewlap. A dewlap. Thats a good name for it. In a stained glass window, the part thats not glass is called what . No, tracery. The tracery. I didnt know that. On a wristwatch, the casing around a crystal is called the . Somebody has it. Vessel, somebody had it. You a jeweler . Yes. Thats right. Thats what it is. Hes a good one because he knew that. Like my vessel fixed. I didnt know that. Now heres one. The footprint or plaster cast they make as evidence moulage. You are exactly right, moulage. Are you a criminal or an investigator . [ laughter ] how did you know that . See how intelligent our audience is . Its called a moulage, moulage. How did the lady know that . I watch Andy Griffith. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well, you never know what people will pick up in education. She watches the Andy Griffith show. And they say television is low level. Thats wonderful. They probably should take a moulage of that. Thats right. [ laughter ] thats hysterical. The distance between the top and bottom of a printed letter . Is called . The body . No, its called the xhite. A lot of these are terms that would be used by professionals of those and im still not done yet. Oh, i know. Ill let you know. I didnt know one of those on the first three pages. Lets see if you know any of these. Heres one that everybody will know. A seat with the canopy that you ride on top of an elephant . [ laughter ] everybody will know that. Have you heard that . Its the howdah. Howdah. All right. Heres one ill bet you dont know. The base that a statue sits on . [ overlapping chatter ] somebody said it. Its called a plinth. Plinth. Who would know these . The cushion for an extra rider behind a motorcycle driver . Do you know what thats called . No. A pillion. Pillion. Is somebody making these up or is that for real . [ laughter ] now heres one, well see if the guys of certain wind instruments is called a . Not a reed. A fipple. Who said that . Ernie. Youre right, its a fipple. A fipple. Plug of wood at the mouth certain. What instruments would that be . Recorders. Recorders. Its called a fipple. The fipple. These Little Things we want to pass along and for the other things you just watch the Andy Griffith show. [ laughter ] thats really page four about did it, didnt it . When youve got the fipple boy, youve said it all. I would say every strange word, every unknown word of the world ive just heard. Certainly, every single word in the world that i didnt know were on those four pages. You are wrong, and i dont have one tonight. [ laugher ] youre out of sync. Im completely out of sync. You can call me a fipple breathe. See, theres certain things that probably dont have names, but should have names that sound like what they really are. Like the dewlap . That would make sense. For example, we can up with some that we think would be good. A sumo wrestlers costume . Its called a show bun. [ laughter ] does that make sense . Thats perfect. In other words, it sounds like what it should be. An abscam it . An abscam its the Little Pocket inside a congressmans suit where he keeps his bribe. [ laughter ] a little abscam it. The rubber glove that a doctor is called a who mitten. [ laughter ] now heres one they probably dont have a name for. The stuff that collects on the inside of a highway patrolmans drunk driving balloon . [ laughter ] is called brew dew. [ laughter ] brew dew. [ laughter ] the very expensive dinner the bachelor buys to impress his date is called score chow. Score chow. [ laughter ] now youve been at the Amusement Park . Right. The name for the Amusement Park employee whose job it is to fit fat women into roller coaster cars is called a tush jammer. [ laughter ] this is a weird one. Polycrud. What is that . I dont even want to talk about that. [ laughter ] you mentioned it. Its the stuff you get under your fingernails when you pet a dead parrot. [ laughter ] you were right. The yellow traffic light between the green light and the red light is called a floorit. [ laughter ] lame ducklings. [ laughter ] people dont know that. Now wheres the other one i had here . Now this is technically true. Check this one. The very brief interval between stubbing your toe and feeling the pain is called an osh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] okay, well be back with Ricky Schroder right after this. [ music ] thank you doc. My next guest my next guest, was the playmate of the month in the november issue of playboy magazine. Shes currently featured in a new Motion Picture by michael crichton, called looker. We have the magazine here, and i could show you the pictures, but we are still on network. The pictures are very lovely. But we have not progressed to that point yet where we can show the unclothed. [ laughter ] unclathed, thats a new word. The unclathed, yes. On your list. Unclathed means you wish they were unclothed. [ laughter ] we cant show that. Shes a lovely lady. Would you welcome, jeana tomasino. [ music ] [ applause ] we were just looking at your pictures. They are very pretty. Something flying around here. It didnt come with me. No, i didnt mean that you had brought insects with you. [ laughter ] youre very pretty. Thank you. Its sitting there. Now i want to ask you, be honest about this. You said in things you liked, you mentioned some of your favorite programs, i think were 60 minutes, and you mentioned the tonight show. Is that true . Well, almost. What do you mean almost . I said i like the tonight show with johnny carson. Well i didnt see that. [ laughter ] you can read it to johnny. You can read it too. [ laughter ] how did this come about . How does one get to be a . I imagine there are thousands of girls in this country that kind of fantasize that someday they would get to be the centerfold in playboy. How did it come about for you . I was a model in milwaukee and i moved to chicago and was modeling there for playboy models. [ applause ] every time i would go in to pick up a check or something, the magazine is in the same building, so everyone is anxious to get in on it in the building. You mean if somebody finds somebody, who will become the playmate, they get a finders fee . Yes. I didnt know that. Sure, im always going up to pretty girls on the street and, would you like to be playmate . [ laughter ] guys, we got a whole new thing going. [ laughter ] so now, what happened in your case . Did somebody in the store recommend you . They did about 10 different times, and for three years i thought about it. And then i started dating a man who worked for playboy and he use to bring me it was such fun. I wanted to be a part of it. So, he put your name in. So i did the test shots, and he put my name in, and got my finders fee. He just got it a few weeks ago and im kind of mad at him because he didnt give it back to me. Right. Thats kind of why i wrote him in because i thought hed say, here honey. Is this your boyfriend . Yes. Did he get the finders fee . Yes, and hes keeping it. And hes keeping it. I wanted it. Well dont you also receive something for the centerfold yourself . You do get a set amount and its very lucrative. Is this something you wanted to do when you were younger . I did but i never thought i would get it. People, when i was in high school, people thought i was a toothpick and i had all of these funny names they use to call me, and i never dreamed. You were very skinny . Oh, very skinny and glasses, very thick glasses. Really . You certainly grew out of that. I did, thank god. How does your family react to this . I know this probably is a question you get all the time, but a lot of people think, well, you would have embarrassed some parents, maybe. You know i thought that would too. My father is a fireman. In milwaukee . In franklin, wisconsin. Franklin, wisconsin. I thought it would be the worst for him because he drove trucks. Did you tell him beforehand you were going to do it . Well no, i sent him a subscription to the magazine like six months in advance. Got to get dad prime, huh . Yes. So he would be objective about it by the time mine came. Right. Say, well, hers is nicer. Or this, or whatever. Its always going to be because its his daughter. But i sent him the magazine, and he reacted beautifully. They had limos, which was incredible for me. I got use to it very quickly. Yes you do. And he followed around on his motorcycle. He could have ridden in the car if he wanted, but no, followed around on his motorcycle and every time the car would stop, he would stand there with his camera, taking pictures. So he was really proud of the magazine . He was, and he wouldnt take the magazine to work. He thought hed help sales by making everyone go buy their own. [ laughter ] and hes trying to help your Network Ratings tonight by calling everybody. Your dad has called good promoter. He really is. How is the rest of the family . They are all fine. My little sister is 17 or 18, she just had a birthday, and shes a cheerleader. Were you a cheerleader . That was a sore point with me. Why . I tried all through high school and i was so ugly i couldnt be one. And then my senior year. I got turned down as a cheerleader when i was in high school. Did you . Yes. I cant imagine why. I went out for the Cheerleading Squad and i never made it. Do you have bad legs . Thats very important. Something was completely off in my timing. I dont know what it was. [ laughter ] so you felt awkward as a child . Yes, real awkward. Wheres your boyfriend . He wanted you in the magazine. I just noticed that miss world, the girl who just won the miss world contest, turned it down after she had won it, because she said i think her boyfriend was upset or something. And she stepped aside and let the runner up. Wasnt that strange . I couldnt understand why she would do that. All that hard work. I was in a pageant once and theres so much wonv i couldnt believe it. Would you go through another beauty pageant or do you think its too much work . They are very political and i think they are very, i think they are all fixed in a way. I know, because i won one. [ laughter ] your dad must have been in there somewhere. He was there somehow. How about the picture. Tell me about the Motion Picture. How did you get into this . They auditioned every girl in town. Right. And i think i went seven times and read for them, and i read for the lead. Its a movie about beautiful women. So of course i was so happy youre what . In the picture im a scrub nurse. I assist the Plastic Surgeon who works on the beautiful women. The scrub nurse. You put on the uniform . Big baggy uniform. I thought i was going to be picked for my looks or my figure or something. Youre a scrub nurse. Big baggy nurses outfit and this hat. At one point, oh i fought with the costume lady all the time. Theres the mask you wear so you dont get germs on the people. So i tried to be every kind of nurse. A circulating nurse, a whatever, so i wouldnt have to wear the mask so you couldnt breathe. To look for me. Im always in their chair and they put the mask over me. I couldnt believe it. You did commercials though, did you not . Before somebody said. Yes. Television commercials . Television commercials. What did you do . Something we can mention . I mean, maybe its one of our sponsors. Well, coppertone, lincoln mercury, canada dry, but the funniest one is the dittos blue jean commercial. Ive seen those. The casting agents and everyone kept saying, how can you do this . Until i went to shoot it. Its a spot, and it just shows you from like here to here. Right. And it starts out on the back of your bottom. Yes thats what its called. And you spin around, and youre unzipping, and each time you turn, theres a different color pants. Ive seen it. They said, well we would like to do rehearsals. So fine. Im standing there and i start to unzip it, and i turn around they want you to start pulling it down a little bit so it looks like youre changing. So when you turn around its the next pants. Well, heres the camera back here the whole camera crew yes. So it was like one of the most embarrassing moments. Welcome to show business. [ laughter ] the camera crew always knows where to go. They were. Right there with the director back there. Oh thats fine. Turn a little more. We are going to take a break. We will be right back. Stay where you are. [ music ] thank you, doc. What is next for you . First of all, i wish you much luck with your career. You said you are involved in a Singing Group now that you hope works out . Yes, its a Singing Group called the playmates. Which involves four other girls so, its five playmates. That sounds like fun. We are recording and working on an act now with a choreographer. Well, i wish you much luck. You are a very attractive girl. Thank you. Tomorrow night. [ laughter ] thank you. Have a nice evening. [ music ] [ applause ] . Come and knock on our door . . Come and knock on our door . . Weve been waitin for you . . Weve been waitin for you . . Where the kisses are hers and hers and his . . Threes company, too . . Come and dance on our floor . . Come and dance on our floor . . Take a step that is new . . Take a step that is new . . Weve a lovable space that needs your face . . Threes company, too . . Down at our rendezvous . . Down at our rendezvous . Oh, boy, chrissy. Look at that. I mean, arent you glad we shampooed the carpet . I cant stand a rug with dandruff. doorbell ringing ill get it. Hi, lar. On the paper. We just shampooed our carpet. All right. Sure. Hey, jack, larrys here. Jack be right with you, larry. Sit down. imitating race track call to post it is almost post time. I hear you talking. Let me see that paper. Janet so, you guys are going to the track, huh . Got the horse to bet on. Its been handicapped by all the experts. Youre going to bet on a crippled horse . No, no, no. Itchy finger its a sure thing. Ive also got the daily double. Whats the daily double . Well, you see, chrissy you bet on the winning horses of both the first and second race. Its a little complicated. But you can win a bundle. Oh, yeah . Id like to bet on that. Jack, would you for me . Sure, chrissy. Heres a dollar. K that the minimum bet on the daily double is two dollars. Oh, well, then ill just bet on the daily single. Here, ill give you the other dollar. There. Oh, thanks, janet. Here, jack. Here are the entries. Take your pick. Lets see. Oh, look, heres one in the first race called nanny, nanny. Ah, isnt that nifty, nifty. Nanny, nanny . I dont care. When i was a little girl whenever i used to suck my thumb id go, nanny, nanny, nanny. Well, you just cant beat the scientific method. Will you boys please let her pick her horse . Got anything that hot in the second race . Shh. Oh, heres tillies dream. Well, all right, okay. Thats the favorite. When i was a little girl i had an aunt tillie who lived in chicago in an apartment on the second floor. Second floor, second race. So in the second race you want tillies dream . No, i want broken elevator. What . when wed go visit my aunt tillie we always had to walk up the stairs because her elevator was always broken. Hey, larry, lets get out of here before i start going, nanny, nanny, nanny. Absolutely. Can you believe this girl . Get off the carpet oh, oh, oh. Terribly sorry. Girls janet, chrissy, where are you . Jack, how did you do . Not until chrissy gets here. Chrissy . Yeah, what is it . Hold on to your hats. Nanny, nanny came in. Where . In the first race. Nanny, nanny won the first race. She did . Thats wonderful oh, thats nice. Thats not all. Broken elevator also came in. Oh, thats nice, too. Chrissy, dont you understand . You hit the daily double. You are the proud owner of 1,637 hurtme dollars. Oh oh i think it finally got to her. Oh, my gosh oh, its so beautiful and its so crisp and its so. Green on the daily double. Im so happy for you. So am i. But this isnt all mine. Of course it is. It was your idea to make a bet. Yeah, and you picked the winning horses. How, i will never know, but. Yeah, but i couldnt have done it unless you gave me the other dollar. Oh. Janet, we are friends and we are partners and were going to split this money 5050. Chrissy, oh oh, wait. Jack, youre also a partner. No, no. And you made the bet. Were going to split this 505050. No, no. Yes, its share and share alike. Were the three musketeers. Were like a candy bar. Yes, we are. Some sweets and some nuts. What are we going to do with all this money . Well, hey, its going to be a lot less after the fourth musketeer takes his share. Janet if were smart the first thing we would do is take at least three months rent and put it away. Yeah. And well still have a lot left over. We should go down to the bank tomorrow and open a joint savings account. What a good idea. Then it will be earning interest. Whenever one of us needs money, she can just. Or he. doorbell ringing he or she could just go right down to the bank and take out what they need. One for all and. All for one. All for one. Hey, oh, ho. Hi, larry. Well, little chrissy. Hows it feel to be a big winner . Oh, gosh, i was just lucky. Thats what i keep telling myself. Say, chrissy, im going to the track tomorrow. Just for kicks. Any other funny things happen to you when you were a kid . Well, uh, once i fell off my brandnew sled. You did . No, no horse named brand. And i skinned my knee. Skinned knee. Skinned knee. No. Did you ever get caught in a flood . No. Thats too bad. Swollen river pays 100to1. Once i had swollen glands. Thats close enough. Go for the gusto, larry. Money money money i always wanted to do this. Jack janet . Hmm . Where did we get this . Oh, that. I bought it. This chateau lafiterothchild is 75 a bottle. Why did you do that . Oh, jack, i just figured why not have the very best for once. Yeah, but the only people who can afford this are kings, millionaires and auto mechanics. Jack, all day i was Walking Around with this little voice inside of me that kept saying, spend, spend, spend. Well, i think i may do some spending my own self today. Wheres our bloated bankbook . Its over there by the telephone. Oh, good. Ooh ooh im going to get you its not here. It isnt . Janet, jack guess what i bought . I think i know where the bankbook went. Tada chrissy, where did you get this thing . Oh, isnt it great . Ive always wanted an animal in the bedroom. Why didnt you ask me . Wow, its, uh. Its big, isnt it . Yeah. I bought it for all of us. Oh, good. Just what ive always wanted. Dont you like it . Chrissy . How much did you pay for it . It cost 200. What . chrissy . to buy that dumb thing . Well, you said that anybody could buy whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. Well, yes, chrissy, but before you went out and spent 200 on a thing like that we should have talked it over. Yeah, i wish you would have thought of that, janet before you spent 75 on a bottle of wine. gasping you spent 75 on a bottle of wine . chrissy 75 on wine is a lot better than 200 on a stupid toy okay, okay, okay lets just forget it, all right, girls . Chrissy, may i please have the bankbook . Okay. Wait, wait. What do you want it for . I want to buy a new jogging suit. What . Jack, dont you have one that is practically brandnew . So what . Is to be spiteful. No, just to get even. You two buy whatever you want. Why cant i . Look, jack, i only spent 75. Shes the one who spent 200. Oh, well, at least what i bought is cuddly and forever not just a bottle of squashed grapes. Squashed. Oh now hear this. This is my wine and nobody drinks it but me oh, yeah . And nobody touches it but me right. Im going out and buy a very expensive jogging suit well, david, if youre not having a good time, just say so. Im not having a good time. David i thought we were going to have a puppet show. We were, but we cant because the ropers arent coming over. Why not . Becayo fight with mrs. Roper. Now, just a minute. I didnt start it. I was sticking up for you after your fight with mister roper. But ann, that wasnt a fight, that was a misunderstanding. No, you and helen had the fight. What . Ohhhhh, you shouldve seen your mommy, david. Her eyes flashing fire as she stood up to that woman like a tigress jeffrey, stop telling david love. You were speaking quite loudly as you are doing now. Now, you listen to me, jeffrey are you two having a fight . A fight . No, were not having a fight. You see ann, i think its time for david to blow out the candles and make a wish. I wish the ropers were here. I said a wish, not a curse. Come on, ann, get the cake. Its over at the ropers. All right, well just think of Something Else. Can i play with my trains . Sure well do whatever you want to do. Where where are you going . To the ropers, thats where my trains are. David, you can play with your trains some other time. But daddy said will you listen to your mother oh, im getting such a headache. Me too. No cake. No trains. No puppet show. Who says so . We can have our whats the matter . Its over at the ropers. Boy, this is the worst birthday i ever had. Boy, this is the worst birthday ive ever had. Well, we all get older, helen. You know what i mean. Arent you going to finish your meatloaf . Oh, is that what it is . Before. These arent leftovers, theyre remains. I thought we were eating at the brooks tonight, thats why i didnt fix any dinner. At least we got the cake. And its my favorite, chocolate. We cant eat that cake. Why not . Half of it is davids. So, well eat the other half. Oh no, we wont. Poor little david. His birthdays been ruined enough already. Who would i could have a fight like that . Well, dont blame yourself, helen, i mean, ann is getting as snooty as her husband. You think so . Yeah, well its only natural. You know, when you live with somebody, you begin to act alike, look alike oh, please im depressed enough already. Oh i mean, to think that david is their very own child, and wouldnt you think they would at least come over here and ask and ask for the cake . Yeah, and you give it to them, too, wouldnt you . [doorbell] i would not after the way ann talked to me no sirree, not if she got down on her knees and begged my forgiveness. Helen i accept your apology. I didnt come to apologize. Stanley over for ice cream and cake. Thats like an apology. You youre youre inviting us look, helen, im only doing this for davids sake. His birthday will be ruined if he doesnt see that puppet show. Well, all right for davids sake. Ill get the cake for davids sake. And the three bad rabbits all arrested by the copsies. [laughing] isnt that funny, david . [laughing] you know, when my father told me that story, i couldnt stop laughing. [laughing] i guess it was the way he told old boy, now were going to have some fun weve been having fun. No, we havent. Well, yes, we have. He just doesnt remember. Ill heat up the coffee. Oh, oh please, dont go to any trouble. I dont intend to. Uh, roper, you want me to take that from you . No well, fine, just put it on the table, you can stand guard over it. Good idea. Coffee will be ready in a few why dont we sit down and have a nice, friendly chat. With who . Stanley, dont you remember, [whispering] were doing this for david. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. David, uh what have you been doing all day . Waiting for the puppet show. Me too. Come on, brooks. Well, come on, david. Orange nose. Oh boy, david, this is going to be fun. Yes, mister roper planned the whole thing. I think youll like it anyway, david. Your father will see to that. Oh, is he dropping out of the performance . [clearing throat] ready . Ready. Tadaaaaaa good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Before wert tonights show, allow me to introduce myself. My name is gilbert. [applause] and my name is filbert. [applause] we have a young man in the audience tonight, his name is david brooks. Take a bow, david. [applause] thank you, david. Ah, you know, hes a smart boy. He has a high iq. What . I i made that joke up myself. Wait until you hear the one that i made up later. Oh, you think youre so smart, dont you . You betcha yeah . Well, if youre so smart, tell me what louis xiv was responsible for. Louis xv. Quiet david. Well, just sit there and laugh, david. Do you mind if we get on with this . No, no, not at all. You know, ive got a problem. What . My wife is missing, and i dont know what to do. Oh, well, why dont you go to the police and give them a description. Theyd never believe me. Having fun, david . That guy behind you to cover his head. It keeps shining on my eyes. I dont remember rehearsing that joke. Thats the one i made up, david. Would you mind telling the guy behind you that hes very lucky to have so much hair. Oh, you noticed, huh . Of course, it covers all the holes in his head. For your information, baldness is a sign of intelligence. Then you must be a genius, baldy. I dare you to say that to my face, you idiot. Who are you calling an idiot . Not not not the dummy in that does it. Oh, i knew youd ruin everything. Jeffrey im sorry, ann, but ive lost my patience. Maybe its with your hair. You see. You see, hes goading me. Just because hes being childish is no reason you dont have to say its all stanleys fault. Well, who do you think started it . He did he did oh, my head. He did he did you see, youre making the same mistake again. Yore i think my first mistake was coming over here in the first place. I think youre right. [speaking over each other] whats going on here, david . There having a fight. Oh, well we better get on with the party ourselves then. [singing] happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear david. About whose fault the fight is. Well, i know whose fault it is. Whose . Yours. Mine . If it wasnt for your birthday, this whole thing never would have started. Right david . Right david . I guess so. So, i guess you just better apologize to everyone for having a birthday. Im sorry i a im so ashamed. Its we who should be sorry. Oh, ann, i dont know what to say. I do. Happy birthday, helen. To admit it was all my fault. And im big enough to agree i hope im not too late for cake and ice cream. For you, we wouldnt have anything to celebrate. Jenny im so proud of you. Why, what you did would make the biggest fool come to his senses. What did she do . You see, ann, everything is going to be fine. Hey, everybody, my headache has completely disappeared. Mister roper. My pleasure, david, my pleasure. slurping slurping stop slurping you know i cant stand that noise. Sorry. Im finished anyway. Hey dont throw that used milk out. sniffing oh, impertinent, yet lightly frosted. Clicketyclick, clicketyclick. Fine. Ill answer my email later. Youre doing that on purpose. I chipped a nail. Now, im doing it on purpose. Ohoh, two can play at that game, sister car alarm sounds why, you. Care for a little squeaky balloon, my pretty. squeaking groaning