It is like a dysfunction al al family like the island of the dysfunctional families, and that is are where we met. And so you went out to pursue careers and got marry and had yes. Right . Yes and it was like a week apart and the fact that we werent at each others kids is the terrifying. And mine is 2 and hers is 2 1 2. And you write everything the same that happens in your life. Yes. And did your husband have a online . Well, that happened in the apple tv, you have to be careful, because you can switch the feed. So if you are doing something naughty upstairs all right. I have warn ed ed her repeatedly. Hoda, hoda. Stop it, lennon. All right. What we are doing here in this beginning segment is called the chat and we go through the different top ticks. We are in the chat now. Currently in the chat. It feels good. It eels rinet. Okay. Warm embrace. We wilf on to the topi. All right. Did you know this, they e y at midlife women need friendstmore than they ever needed them before. How old are you now . Im about to the turn 39. Im about to turn 40. Why did i just ask lennon my teage . That is sad. Are you more fniends now than you used to need friends . T. Well, y circle is smalke but they are my touchstone. And remember how you had 20 friends and i needed damage control, but i ha ennon and two others. And they know who they r are. And if one of them is out of rotation, because they have a baby or fall in love, the others have to step up. Aad how many do you have, lennon . S . I have probably four. Yes. And you, hoda woman . I have four. Yeah, four. I am in there, hody . Of course, you are. What are you talking about. We want to talk about lennons skin. Why . Very soft. And you v have to keep the hands on it. And they say if you touch someones skin, and you say, oh, my gosh, your skin is so soft, and it is no true, but it is something that goes on in your brain that mes you thi it is. It is an illusion. I think t at we know soft versus clammy versus hairy. Well, feel the underside of lennon, because it is like the underside here, and it is like a baby. And if you feel those lip s s. You remember that scene in like bali. Wait a moment. This is exac hetly what we thought. And she does have sft and gorgeous skin. No, no, mine is like a tales from the crypt. I tell you to moisture. That is nice, kathy. That is something that j. Lo does with the body bling. Whatever j. Lo or beyonce does, and i heard that she double spanks h self. She cuts out the butt. And she cuts out the hole s s so that the butt will come out. And we dont know if it is true, but, so i wore three pairs of spanx in an entire episode and i never looked better. Did you look better . No. And it has to ooze out of somewhere like sometimes the neck. And what is that . I so, you guys, this is a great moment for us, but there is one that is even greater when ellen came to Rockefeller Center and decided to shout out one particular show, and was it playing house or ours . Which was it. There is a show that happens right here, saturday night live on the 8th floor, and on the 5th floor is ours, and of course, kathie lee and hoda make their moonshine in the base ment ment. But you did shout us out on your show, right . Yes. And we will keep it pgrated. Oh, cut it short. And what do you mean we dont have tickets. You went on kathie lee and hoda, and he took the shirt off and el god, when that lennon came on, it felt like summer. Who are you talking about . In the longer version of the script, kathie lee, you had done body shots off of one of the pectoral muscles. It happened at our house, and he was a house guest at our house and i loved the man very much, and he came for a night and stayed for four, and it is because of such things going on that really he had a beautiful girlfriend there, a ali, who you tell me he is married to. Yes, she came to the show and that is why you did it. Yes, and it was so creepy that you loow, one of those cookies with your face on it, and you have to look over the shoulder with like three weeks to to see if he is looking, and we have a letter where he came to lennons concert, and he sang to her, but it is all at crotch level which was screaminging and one of my girlfriends leslie and he was screaming take me home isnt he amazing performance. Sorry, voice minor. And break it down. Go to three. And we can sing celebrate wont you celebrate me home wont you celebrate wont you celebrate celebrate ohi okay. Just an idea of what you have to look forwa d to for the rest of the show, because they are staying with us. We are like Kenny Loggins, we dont leave. Celebrate me home and we have a big show coming on. And take a quiz on the klg. Com, and we will find out tomorrow how to fix the brain fog and how to the improve your memory, so go on to klgand gandhoda. Com to take the quiz. Mindy of my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis. 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Than this for the monday funnies, jessica and lebanon nnon and mindy kaling and the author the of a new book called why not me. And somebody, sinclair, is supposed to take it from here. And this is the job that i dont vx and also, returning from the Mindy Project on hue lieu. And mindy meets the man of her dream s s. Im a producer of the real housewives on bravo. The real housewives and that is an incredible show. It is my favorite. Do you know andy cohen . Yes shgs , he is like my best friend and i tell him about my girl problems. Do you have a lot of girl problems . I am about to. That is a great line. I dont you wish you had wrelten that the line . The other one i had to drop wa water all over me. And what a dimple there. And did you do it . Did you get to touch the dim e . Not that time, but i will next time. And letstclk about your books for one second. We love them. Thank you. And i challenge you to not laugh out loud when you read it and i was reading it and the girl on the stair master next to me said, what are you reading . There is about love and weddings and everything. And hair extensions, and you claim i said that i was mostly thinking of the earlier hours, and i said that in hollywood everyone has hair extension, and because i was talking about secrets of hollywood, and i list ed the celebrities and i listed everyone in the today show and i think that you were a little offended by that. Get in here. Get in here. And it is real and i am feeling it deeply and comprehensively. And hoda has a great head of hair. And why did you feel it is important to spread lies . Yes. Because i needed the dollar bill, you know how it is. It a has to belong to some indian woman and maybe it is me or somebody else. Tell us about your beautiful hair hair. What of it . Is that a braid extension . No, this is an unbraid. How did i talk oss your hair and it is still perfect. It is magic. And did you tweet mindy . I have been stalking mindy. You stalk a lot of people. And yes, i said that i wanted to see life through her eyes and have her face as my own. I have been stalking your decorating and fashion choices for years. And there is something that came up in my inbox, domino, that was your office or home . The Mindy Project. Because i have a blueprint in my head. Have a lot of those . Yes, i like everything but the silence of the lamb take my skin off. I love it,eeven how they dress here. And what about your husband. And after that we had sex in the bathroom of an airplane and th n all of that is n in the emier . Yes. And it is like the gwyneth show yes, any cute boy that you want to make out with, you just write them a role . Yes. And i had a scene with one of the brothers over here. Drew on this side. And over to the headphones, do you mind if i lick your neck and tha ey are canadian, and that is part of it. And they did hoover her neck. And your book is hysterical, and we hope you buy it. You will like the other part. Very touching, and it made me cry, the chapter about the girlfriends in college, and the fact that you dont get to see em unless you go to their colleges made me cry, because it is so true. Why not me is available tomorrow. And we love you, sweetheart, and if you missed any of the hollywood gossip, we are still talking about it, and so we will talk about it, too. And we give away fan vacations on the show smells like spaghetti with johnsonville italian sausage. My favorite. Bad news. The johnsonville factory burned down brian. Its terrible. Well if you cant serve tasty sausage why are we even a family . I may as well move out. Well, if thats what yo. Youre right. Ill stay. And tomorrow were going to help johnsonville rebuild that factory. 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We are about to surprise one tof of the mote devoted viewer, because it is time for the fan of the week. And drop the globe, because today it has landed in houston, texas, where our fan johnny bow bower watches us. And he is skyping us with his wife callie. Who is that little guy . That is luke. All right. Johnny, we want to tell everybody why you were chosen. We love skype. He is a secondyear resident and he does not get a lot of time, but when he does, he and luke watch the show together, and he says that most guys bond over sports, but look at the little man. And he and said that callie and he used to watch the show when she was pregnant, and so now, look at the shirts, i love kathie lee and hoda. And johnny, si it is time to put the fandom to the test, and you have to answer correctly to win the grand prize. You guys, ready . Okay. Here we go. One of the favorite segments is guys tell all and what is the correct name of one of the panelists . Chuck sweet, chuck e. 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Coned customers are waiting for power to be restored. It was knocked out yesterday on 1 on one 0 seventh and the other on 108th. They damaged underground cables and they hope to have power restored by noon. Checking the weather. Sun and clouds and 77. Crisp and clear and 62. A high of 84 and wednesday more sunshine and 86 for a high. Thursday its still sunny and temperatures in the mid 80s. A nice one on friday with 85 degrees. Up next, kathie lee and hoda help you make the most of color in your home. Nbcnewyork. Com and tomorrow on today in new york. It is funday monday and if you are wondering where Lennon Parham and Jessica Sinclair and mindy kaling are oh, that i have the good stuff. And one of tims moms favorite special, and it is one of the sauces, it is no big deal. And the last few days of summer, and we will fill you in on everything hollywood. Tim stack is here, and the writer from Entertainment Weekly and something is going on with taylor swift is all of the time. All of the time. Something is going on with taylor swift, and she is being sued by a denver deejay who claim s claims he was fired because he is accused of misappropriately touching her, but they the presented the evidence to the camp, but he is out of the job. He is out of the job . Yes, and she won an emmy. Yes, and that s is the good news yes, and everything is good. And she has a video with super models, and won an emmy for this interactive show called taylor swift unhinged or something. Exposed. And arent you the Senior Writer or something . Well, i dont. And this weekend, there was an International Film fest in toronto. Yes, big deal, and the stars and the beginning of the awards season and where the oscar season starts, and emily blunt, and everybody believes she is gog ing to be nominated and matt damon in martian with ridley scott, and George Clooney was there and producing this movie called operaf da crisis and she wrote with sandra bull lock you are off today. I am thrown off by your beauty. And what is that . She has the abs there. And it is weird down here, when you are doing that. And britney celebrated a birthday. Oh stay with the casserole. And you are talking the trash over there. And no, i am not real classy. Horrified when you talk about no, she likes it. You like it, right, mom . Yes, i love it. Farmers. We look like an amish duo. And britney had the duo. And no, it was not her birthday, but it was the kids birthday. Shouldnt you know this . Hoda, journal ist ist, and Emmy Award Winning photocopy. And it was the kids birthdays jaden preston, and they had a cake and like a dee gee, like, turntable, and obvious obviously, i am cool, because i dont know what it was, but it is a turntable, and they sang along to like cheerleader that hit song. And look. She is so fun. Just a fun mom. But, yeah. And this is going to the show in vegas, too, right . And yes. Selling out the show there. Yes shgs , there are a lot of gays, hoda. Gays with disposable income. I need the go back to vegas, i could clean up. And i would be there klg, front row. And i went to the drag queen kind of bars where there was a kathie lee, and he was beautiful. One . He was singing your songs, girl, and it was excellent. Well, tim, that was lovable. Thank you, stackable. And thank you, mrs. Stack. We are playing house with jessica and lennon in a real home design challenge. And you know, canaan smith gets ready to kick up his bo your body was made for Better Things than the pain, stiffness, and joint damage of moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis. Before you and your rheumatologist decide on a biologic, ask if xeljanz is right for you. Xeljanz is a small pill, not an injection or infusion, for adults with moderate to severe ra for whom methotrexate did not work well. Xeljanz can relieve ra symptoms and help stop further joint damage. Xeljanz can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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And we are challenging jessica and lennon for a design of color. And lindsey langedon is with one of the contributors to magazine house beautiful is here to challenge us. And she has legs for days. And this is a color design quiz. All right. What is the number one color that people want to yuz use in their bedrooms. Go, kath. Blue. You are exactly right. It is calming. I get that a lot. It is a cool color and it is very calming. Okay. So that is a good color for the bedroom. Okay. What color do people want to use most in the kitchen. Oh, yellow. No. You are right you are kidding. Yellow is very good in the kitchen and it looks good with a lot of the wood finishes. That and peach. And it is the yellow. Yellowish. Okay. True. And guess the age group that prefers gray living rooms, and blue dining rooms and white kitchens. You know it kath. Older than 65. That is not right. Under 45. Yes, under 45. Did you say older or younger. Yes. And gray is a great neutral and in the living room, it is fabulous with a lot of great colors, and oranges and that. And your hair is gray. And first of all, what is the score . 21. And you guys have two. Yes. All right. And nou w, here we go. If you are not painting, be you want to introduce color into room go, hoda. You hit it first. Go, hoda, it is your show, and i want to come back. Throw pillows. All right. You tied us up, hoda. Throw pillows, but you might want to add a vase or throw blanket in the same color to complete it. All right. Here we go, what is the most popular color choice for dining rooms . Lavender, cobalt blue or red . Cobalt blue. Red. Red and it is a bold choice. And ralph lauren blue, and it is a bold choice. Yes, red is stimulating. I would do that in my 50 shades of gray room. And out of the following colors, which is the most popular to use as an accent color. I know it. I know it. Hoda, you are on fire. Turquoise. Orange. You are right, it is orange. We just got rid of aul ll of the orange. You just cleared out all of the orange. No, orange is energetic, and i would not say paint all four walls of the room orange, but an accent wall. 43 . Yes. 33, and this is the tiebreaker. What is the name of the color, and yes, it is an actual color name. Oh, no. Amaranth wenge or amaranth. I would have said the wenge. You guys are on fire. And now, if that is the tie hf tiebreaker, well, then. Well, that is 43, and we can tie it up. And what is the number one challenge that most people can face when they are ready to paint a room, cleaning out the space or choosing the right color or finding the time choosing the color. Yes, that is the most difficult thing. And now it is tied. And because you are the guest, you get the present obviously. Okay. Jerry. Oh, great. Excel, great. Well, we would have preferred the trip, but o that is fine. And now, Rolling Stone called him the artist to shot. 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November 6th. Shouldnt you know that . I should. It is the most exciting thing ever. Charlesston, south carolina. Thank you. And check him out. All right. The favorite things are next, everybody. All of us have it, right . Of course, we do. And you were going to forget that, hoda. Time to share our favorite thing, and jessica and lennon have brought along some, too. Why dont you start. I am on a selfhelp journey that has brought me to the five love languages that bring us love to last. We have a love language but it is often different from the partner. It has been around a while . Yes, and we have a cheesy partner and they are about to do something, and i dont know what, but i want to do it. And this is a aesthetic that does skin, and she is from knox seem ma who made me aware that it is not enough, and she had me do this. And if a french person tells you the do it, do it. And i want to talk about a event for the seal welfare special foundation. And Michael Liberty spoke at the event which is a nonprofit to support naval families all over and my son is have very impressed with the organization, and we dont do enough for our s. E. A. L. Families and all of the armed forces and we should remember them and do what we can for them. What do you have, hoda . And dont forget that for your face, lennon. I did the komen walk, and wonderful ladies, and i want to thank everybody at the susan g. Komen foundation, and also, i want to thank the two the people here from the Childrens Hospital from philadelphia, and they are very, very sweet people who are here today and ticket winners. And everybody, thank you, and thank you for being with us. And our guest tomorrow, and have we heard, we heard carol burnett. And the rooster is on. Neal patrick harris. He is the only host of the show. He has been calling all his alist friends and celebrity is safe. One of my favorites is here. He is so money. John favro is in the house. 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