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Respects at the wake. And earlier a team of highly trained cops wore special gear to once again comb the high weeds. Today they found karinas missing sneaker and earbuds, and sources tell 4 investigates some dna that could help crack the case. Its just devastating. She was someone who really loved life and just was always laughing, always having a good time whenever you saw she was just having a good time. So this wasnt supposed to happen to her. This is not something that happens to someone like her. Reporter Police Continue to believe it was a stranger who killed karina, not someone she knew. The funeral is scheduled for later on today in howard beach, not far from where she went running. Were live in ozone park, andrew siff, news 4 new york. New tonight, a child falls from an apartment window in jersey city, plummeting two news 4s Michael George is outside the hospital in hackensack where that child is being treated. How did this happen, michael . Reporter it was a frightening sight. A child leaning out of a secondstory window. Neighbors only noticed when it was too late. The lady call me and say look at the boy. Hes going to fall. Reporter seconds later, the boy did fall from the second story to the hard pavement below. Hit his knees and then his just like that. Reporter witness Alberto Suarez says he rushed over to help the unconscious boy, but he claims when he tried to call 911, the boys mother and her boyfriend got angry with him. He called 911. He said dont do it. What do you mean dont do it . Are you kidding me . Reporter alberto says he called 911 anyway. Jersey police havent said whether his claims are true. The boy was rushed to the hospital. His father, who wouldnt speak stable condition. Was the boy talking when they took him away . No, no. I just hope he survives. Reporter and the good news, that child is expected to survive. Were told hes getting a cat scan to see if theres any permanent damage. Live in hackensack, Michael George, news 4 new york. Police are questioning the family of a baby Girl Found Dead inside a westchester home. This as Law Enforcement sources tell us may have been stuffed in a freezer at some point. Detectives found her body in the bedroom of a mount vernon apartment. They said she had trauma to her face. So far, no one has been charged in connection with the death. Its shocking video showing the last minutes of a mans life before he was shot by the chicago police. Tonight that video and the actions of the officers are under review. [ gunfire ] the video taken from police body and dashboard cameras shows the moments leading up to the police say they spotted a stolen jaguar. The video shows the car sideswiping a police car, then the officer firing his gun. A few yards away, the jaguar and another police car collide, followed by more gunfire. Oneill was then seen in handcuffs. The video captures officers talking about what just happened. I dont want anyone to lie to my face and tell me and try to show my i want to know the truth myself. Police did not find a gun at the scene. Department rules prohibit police from shooting at a moving vehicle. Police in london charged a 19yearold in the stabbing rampage that killed an american and injured five others. Investigators think Mental Illness drove the suspect, a Norwegian National of somali descent to lash out in Russell Square wednesday night. American victim Darlene Horton was the wife of a Florida State professor who was teaching in london. They were supposed to fly home it wasnt a change of heart for donald trump. Tonight the republican president ial nominee endorsed speaker of the house paul ryan, john mccain, and New Hampshire senator kelly ayotte, all of whom he had previously declined to endorse. Working hand in hand, we will grow our majority in the house and in the senate. We need that. We got to get things done. On satu, New Hampshire for an evening rally in windham. Meantime, Hillary Clinton was again embroiled in her email scandal after appearing to falsely claim the fbi director said she never lied to the public about her use of a private server. Now, i have acknowledged repeatedly that using two email accounts was a mistake, and i take responsibility for that. She made those comments while speaking to the National Association of black and hispanic journalists. Clinton repeated her assertion emails she knew to be marked classified. Coming up on news 4 new york, a veteran robbed while confined to a motor scooter. How he describes the encounter and the sacred item he is grateful he didnt have on him. And you know that texting while driving is illegal, but how about Drinking Coffee or applying makeup . Where distractions like that could soon cost you. And big changes for path train riders. What you need to know to avoid getting stuck this weekend and pretty fios is not cable. Were wired differently. Which means that in the time it takes mr. Wagner to pour a 20 oz. Cup of coffee, tommy can download 30 songs, and jan can upload 120 photos. 12 seconds. Thats the power of fiber optics. And right now you can get 100 meg internet with equal upload and dowloads speeds, tv and phone for just 69. 99 per month online. Cable cant offer internet speeds this fast at a price this good. Only fios can. Several people are hospitalized after yesterdays massive house explosion in connecticut. Everybody is expected to survive, but two people are in intensive care tonight. Collapsed. Four people trapped inside were rescued. Among the injured, a 7yearold boy and two 12yearold girls. Police are investigating whether the homeowners were using propane gas. New tonight, all crimes are bad, but this is just down right cruel. A war veterans robbed in the bronx while confined to a motor scooter he needs to get around. Tonight he tells news 4s checkey becford how it happened and the item he is grateful he didnt have on reporter this Vietnam Combat veteran still has his cherished dog tags. He wasnt wearing them when they say this man shown on Surveillance Video snatched a gold chain off his neck. And ventura believes this is why he was targeted. Because im on this. He figured, well, if hes on that, obviously he cant run. Reporter unable to walk but a few feet because of a chronic heart condition, ventura relies right here is where he snatched it. Reporter he was entering his 3rd avenue building when the video shows the alleged thief run up. Off camera, he snatched the chain and took off. He yanked it hard. Lucky he didnt cut my neck. Reporter neither the Building Security guard sitting just feet away nor the man holding the door acted as a deterrent for the brazen suspect. I never thought about it. I mean i never thought somebody would snatch my chain. Reporter but venturas wife says she always worriesn leaves their home, checking in often. Where you are . When are you coming . Reporter ventura now hopeful police will catch this guy before someone is hurt. We dont need people like that, especially im a senior citizen, so reporter and ventura says he refuses to be held prisoner in his own apartment because of this robbery. He still plans to ride his scooter to run his errands. He does say hes looking into beckford. The grant son of the notorious teflon don is getting treatment for addiction to painkillers. John gotti was arrested yesterday on drug charges. His attorney told the dayny news hes in a Detox Program at rikers island. The 24yearold was arrested at the home in queens where his late grandfather once lived. Gotti is charged with distributing oxycodone in howard beach and hoe zone park. Its alreadyeg crackdown on distracted driving could go further than that. Theability would impose stiff fines on drivers that drink coffee or brush their hair behind the wheel. Proponents say the goal is to get people to focus on the road. Others argue that new jersey already has it covered with existing laws against careless and reckless driving. We have a commuter alert for you. If your weekend plans have you taking the path train, there will be no service on the hoboken to 33rd street line, and weekend until middecember. Transit Officials Say these changes are necessary to make federally mandated safety improvements, but heres how to get around it. You can take the hoboken to World Trade Center train instead. That line typically doesnt run on weekends, but it will be during the service changes. The newark to World Trade Center line will also run as usual. Got a question for you, janice. Do we have to knock the tenday forecast down to its now 1247. Well show you the extended tenday forecast coming up. We of course have been talking about the likelihood of thunderstorms tomorrow, a few that may be severe. Were tracking a few of those storms right now. Well show you where they are coming up. Right now as we check whats happening outside, the Empire State Building has actually been changing different colors in honor of all the different athletes representing Different Countries in the olympics. But i think thats a different country there. If you watch it, you can see it change colors and representing all the countries that are in the olympics. Of course the olympics kicked off tonight with the opening ceremonies and youll be able to see all the coverage right here on nbc 4. Weve got increasing clouds in the area overnight as that front approaches. Its dry for most of us in the morning up until about noon. And then well start to see some showers and thunderstorms popping up north and west. The time span for the activity tomorrow iner be between 1 00 p. M. And 7 00 p. M. , but thats not meaning its going to rain the entire time where you live. It will start out north and west around 1 00, and then move towards the city around 3 00, 4 00, 5 00, and then off to long island around 7 00. So it comes in segments, you see. Youll just have to keep an eye to the sky and make sure that youre ready to move indoors if you have to when the storms approach. So tomorrow is of course the steamy, stormy day with highs in the upper 80s to near 90. Temperatures, and then sunday is great. 70s right now in city island. The temperatures wont drop off too far from this tonight. You have a few 60s around monticello and sussex, but its a lot milder now. The weather is quiet here overall, but we are tracking a few showers and storms to the north and west. Most of those are across interior new york state, south of syracuse, near binghamton. A few heavy downpours tracking to the northwest of albany. The front is b buffalo. Now, at 5 00 a. M. , if youre up that earlier, temperatures will be in the upper 60s to mid70s, and well start to feel the thickness of the air. Most of us will see our warmest temperatures around 1 00. The city is at 88. North and west youre in the 70s because thats when youll get your storms first. Right around 80 near the shore. Then around 7 00, you can see its up to 88 because the sun will probably be out before it sets and then the storms continue to move off towards the york city summer streets festival where the streets shut down. East 72nd and park all the way down to laugh yet street and the book lynn bridge. There will be a water slide, all thats going on. Everything should be fine for tomorrow until 1 00. It ends at 1 00. Around 2 00 or 3 00 the city will likely see some thunderstorms. In the meantime, if youre going to the shore, make sure that youre m by about 3 00 before the storms start to move in. 88 the high tomorrow. Thats the hottest day for the weekend, and then its pleasant sunday, monday, into tuesday. Have a good weekend, everybody. Thank you. You too. Whats coming up in sports . An emotional day for yankees fans. They got attached to Mark Teixeira. Still has a couple more months but he has decided hell call it a career after this year. The first baseman talks retirement and why now coming focused on winning, and they proved it tonight against one of the american leagues best teams. Sports is just ahead. And heres what jimmy fallon has coming up tonight. Hey, guys, Jerry Seinfeld is here but seth rogen and i go head to head in a lip sync i had a wonderful time tonight. Me too call me tomorrow . Im gonna send a vague text in a couple of days, that leaves you confused about my level of interest. Ill wait a full two days before responding. Perfect were never gonna see each other again, will we . Nono. Wouldnt it be great if everyone said what they meant . 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Service will take into account the time of day and if there are events. The apple described parking congestion in levels of increasing severity such as easy, medium and hard. Ill take it. Theyre probably going to have a fourth one for manhattan that says forget about it. Be right back with John Chandler when people ask me what its like to win an olympic medal, i tell them, you already know. Your bronze. Your silver. Your gold. And Liberty Mutual insures them all. Liberty mutual is proud to insure every team usa medal won in rio, just like we protect the medals youve earned in life. Liberty stands with you. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently, which means we can fix things differently. You cant tell me this cord isnt in. I know its in. Its in, but its not working. Im sending you a link to the my fios app that going to let me see what youre seeing. Really . Yes, mr. Mcenroe. See that cord . Just plug it into the connector on the right. So you can clearly see whats in and whats out . Oh absolutely. I like that. Tech support that lets your technician see the problem over your smartphone. Desk is sponsored by fios by verizon. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently. Pretty emotional day for Mark Teixeira and his fans. Indeed. 14 years. Thats a great career. Tex wanted to play a little bit longer than that, but ultimately father time catches up. Teixeira was batting third, and after this season you wont see tex on the lineup card. Hes retiring. He fought back tears making the announcement today. Almost daily neck pain complicated by a knee injury, and he didnt want to talk about his legacy. He said thats for us to determine. So ill do it for him. 404 home runs, five gold gloves. Tex was one of the games alltime best switch hitter. He hit 30 homers and drove in 100 runs in eight straight seasons. That is remarkable consistency. Of course he helped the yankees win the world series in 2009. And had more success than i could ever imagine. But it felt like it was the right time for me to step away from the game. And i want to finish this season on a high note. I know my teammates want to finish this season on a high note. Were going to do everything we can to win games and im going to leave it all out there. Speaking of wins games, he told his manager hell do whatever he needed. Girardi said i need you to play first. Time since may. Bases loaded for starlin castro. When this lands, its his first career grand slam. Yankees jump in front 60. They lead 63 in the fifth. The rookie drove in two runs on the day. Yankees roll the al centralleading indians 137 the trip back for Yoenis Cespedes since last years trade to the mets but hes on the disabled list. That puts even more pressure on the mets starting rotation. Noah syndergaard matching up against verlander. Martinez launched a rocket to right. Tworun homer. Tigers take a 32 lead. James mccann punches it the opposite way. Synderd runs on seven hits and six innings. This was his fourth straight outing throwing over 100 pitches in six innings or less. The mets fall 43 to the tigers. Detroit has won 9 of 10. Theyre blistering hot. The mets drop two back in the wild card. Jets practice today was interesting. Brandon marshall threw a punch atder rel reeve as. The two of them went at it all practice long before marshall took a swing. Theres a thin line between football and being a man. Rivas and i are actually really close. Last year we got really close to that line of superduper competitiveness, and today we crossed that line. But, again, thats part of camp. Thats part of, you know, just competing. Theyre close, okay. Giants welcomed Odell Beckham back to practice cleated. Beckham was a full participant. All right. Back to markteixeira. What a scene in the press room today. Not only all of the assembled media. All his teammates there as well. Quite a tribute. Thanks, john. Fios is not cable. Were wired differently, which means we can fix things differently. Thanks for calling fios. This is ryan. You cant tell me this cord isnt in. I know its in. Its in, but its not working. Yes, mr. Mcenroe. See that cord . Just plug it into the connector on the right. So you can clearly see whats in and whats out . Oh absolutely. I like that. Tech support that lets your technician see the problem over your smartphone. Thats it for news 4 new york. The tonight show straight ahead. Today in new york begins at 6 00 a. M. Have a great weekend. [ cheers and applause ] . . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Jerry Seinfeld, seth rogen, musical guest jason derulo. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 516, Strong Island yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] . . Audience u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] oh, that felt good. Oh i feel fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon, and im only wearing this so donald trump doesnt deport me. Of course, everybodys excited about tonights Opening Ceremony of the rio olympics [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Its great. Wasnt it great . I dont know about you. My favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. So realistic. But its actually true. Construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the Opening Ceremony. Yeah, thats right. They went to cut the ribbo and the workers were like, stop, thats holding it together dont [ laughter ] dont cut that. Wait till it dries. Cut it in a week. Of course, rio has had its fair share of problems the last couple of months getting ready for the olympics, but if youre looking for just one moment that sort of sums it all up, i think this might be it. And now, adding insult to injury, check out these workers using bolt cutters to open the gates to the stadium to tonights venue after reportedly losing their key. [ laughter ] theyre going to be so mad when they remember the spare key under the flower pot. [ laughter ] like, oh, why didnt you tell me . I had a bolt cutter. This had some people disappointed. The International Olympic committee is banning people from using their footage to make gifs or vines, which has a a lot of younger people bummed out. But they didnt say anything about memes. [ laughter ] so we wanted to help you get started. Heres a few olympic memes that we came up with. First up, this meme says, at [ laughter ] [ applause ] this meme says, when bae see that search history. [ laughter and applause ] steve ooh. Jimmy heres another athlete. Her meme says, when you realize your mom joined facebook. [ laughter ] its like, noooo no [ applause ] finally, heres a spring board diver. His meme is just had chipotle. [ laughter ] you can do whatever you want with them. [ applause ] guys, heres an election update. I read that Hillary Clintons campaign is stepping up their efforts to get millennials to vote for her in november. When he heard that, donald trump said, im pretty sure millennials gonna vote for me. Shes my wife. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that right, millennial . This is pretty funny. Donald trump unveiled his Economic Policy team today, and apparently its made are actually named steve. [ laughter ] trump was like, in my defense, you know how hard it has to find women named steve . [ laughter ] i mean i tried. [ applause ] right, millennial . [ laughter ] i saw that a female reporter asked donald trump about how many women would be in his cabinet if he became president. And trumps answer was pretty good news for the reporter. Take a look. Who you would actually put into office as one of your well, we have so many different ones to choose. There really are so many that are really talented people, like you. You are so talented and i dont know if youre [ light laughter ] is this breaking news . Am i going to be in the cabinet . You know, there really is some very talented is that a yes . Sounds like it to me. Oh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy come on its not like some random tv personality can just end up in the white house. [ laughter ] itt we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, very much, everybody, thank you very much. The summer olympics opening ceremonies were so great tonight, and now were happy to from the emmy nominated series, comedians in cars getting coffee, Jerry Seinfeld is stopping by tonight [ cheers and applause ] its a big show. Steve come on jimmy also, joining us tonight is another hilarious person, whose new Movie Sausage Party is in theaters [ laughter ] everywhere next friday. Features a superstar cast. Sausage party. Steve love it. Jimmy its his film. Steve Sausage Party. Jimmy our man, seth rogen, is in the house, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its an animated film. Seth seth and i are going to talk about the Sausage Party movie. Then he and i are going to face off in a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] steve vuvuzela. Jimmy and we have great music from my pal. Jason derulo is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy guys, todays friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well, i was running a bit running a bit behind, so i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool . You guys are the best. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I got my pen. I got my i got my note cards here. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . . . Oh. Jimmy yeah. How patriotic he is. He wore his all his black, uh steve his black plaid. Jimmy his black plaid, yeah. Exactly, yeah. . . Thank you, nbcs coverage of the olympics in rio de janeiro, for allowing me to watch bob costas profile athletes, see matt lauer interview gold medalists, and most importantly, hear tom brokaw say, rio jee janeiro. [ laughter ] rio dee janeiro. Steve yeah. Jimmy hes the best. [ light laughter ] . . Thank you, team u. S. A. s Opening Ceremony outfits, for showing america that our athletes are ready and fired up to go to prep school in 1985 . Steve yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im down. . . Thank you, Olympic Event logos, for showing us that the guy from the mens bathroom sign likes to stay active. [ laughter ] i mean, busy dude. Steve busy guy. Jimmy he does everything. Steve everything swims. Jimmy like crossfit. Steve skis. Everything. Jimmy everything. Steve just like james. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, 74th annual golden globes, for letting me host next year. . . Although, now that the globes are 74, they just renamed them the sag awards. [ laughter ] steve hey is that true . Jimmy that is not true. Its a joke. Steve they didnt. Okay. . . Jimmy thank you, the bachelorette, jojo, for choosing jordan, thus creating the perfect celebrity couple name, jojo. [ laughter ] steve jojo. Yeah. . . Jimmy thank you, high jump, or as i like to call you, opposite limbo. [ laughter ] steve exactly. You dont go under, you go over. [ applause ] . Everybody round the world jack be nimble jack be quick . . Jack go under limbo stick . Steve lets do it. [ light laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, Sausage Party, for hitting theaters next week and hitting the internet this week. [ laughter ] steve hey oh [ cheers ] jimmy hey steve wow . . Orlandos in bloom. Jimmy all right. Hey. [ cheers ] ho hey steve hey . . Jimmy thank you, people who sleepwalk, for literally following your dreams. [ laughter ] [ applause ] . . Steve thank you. [ light laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, nbcs logo during the olympics, for making it look like the peacock just laid a bunch of eggs. [ laughter ] there you go have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. We will be right back with Jerry Seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] . . Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. Ines, out in the country, deep in the city. We got you covered. 311 million americans and counting. And we wont stop. Come see why tmobile is the 1 recommended Wireless Company in america. Whats up schumer . Okay, i got roped into spending the day with my sisters kids makes farting noise and they like keep talking about back to School Shopping . Back to school is like our red carpet. Just go to old navy. They have like the coolest back to School Clothes up to 60 off. Its what we all wear. And they have jeans starting at like 10 bucks. Noice dont say noice. Sounds stank no. Stop. Whos excited . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome back we are joined right now by a a legendary standup comedian who created and starred in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and his web series comedians in cars getting coffee was just nominated for emmy award for outstanding variety talk series. Please welcome one of the best to ever do it, mr. Jerry seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy well all sit down, well all relax. I didnt want, i just wanted that part. Jimmy no, no. We got to talk part. Oh. Jimmy yeah, the talk part. Okay, all right. Jimmy its a talk show, yeah. Oh, its a talk show. [ light laughter ] people talking. Jimmy people talking. Thats what we do. Its ridiculous. Jimmy no, this is not ridiculous. People like to watch this. They do. Its weird. They can talk, but no, they want to watch us talk. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers ] its more, its more they want jimmy to hear you talk. [ cheers ] and they want to hear you. They want to know what you want to know about me. Jimmy thats true. Yeah. They want to know. Jimmy well first, i want to what is jimmy going to ask . Jimmy yeah. I dont ever ask like any gotcha questions. Are you worried when you come on my show . No. Id like to see you get me. I would like it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i cant you cant. Jimmy its like pokemon. I cant get you. No. Jimmy i cant get to you. [ laughter ] i cant get, youre ungettable. No. Jimmy yeah. I wouldnt want to do that. I want to what . What have you ever done . You have done anything. Not really. Jimmy i dont think you have. No. Jimmy no. Why is our voice so high . Jimmy i know, like i start [ laughter ] every time you come on i Start Talking like you. I love it. Jimmy and then you Start Talking like my impression of you. Thats right. Jimmy and then by the end were both talking like this. Were both yelling. [ laughter ] thats serious. Thats what we both do when we yell and talk. [ applause ] ive got to say congratulations on comedians in cars getting coffee. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got nominated. Thank you. Jimmy it is a great show. And its on crackle. Com. But i dont know where that is. I dont know how i find it. You dont have to. Jimmy i find it. Just type in the name of the show. Jimmy and you find it. And you find it. Jimmy it is great. And its pretty, thank you. And its pretty, so its the same category that this amazing show is in. Jimmy yeah, we are nominated for the same category. For the same category. How uncomfortable is this . [ cheers and applause ] its so uncomfortable. Jimmy its true. And here is why its uncomfortable. Jimmy why . Because this is as big as it gets. Your show on a major network, the amount of money that is with three gopros in a used car. [ laughter ] i have now jimmy that is were now tied. Were tied. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what . Here is why i really like you. Youre a happy person. Dont you think i am . Jimmy yes. You know me pretty well. Weve hung out a bunch. Jimmy are you a happy person . Im a happy person. Jimmy but youre also very irritable. Very irritable. Jimmy you do. Yeah. [ light laughter ] i dont even get myself. I dont understand it. Jimmy youre yeah. Everythings bothering, as much as im enjoying life. That enjoys life. Jimmy yeah. Im extremely irritated all the time. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is bugging you . What is bugging you recently . I dont know. Well, every time you come to a a light in new york, you wait to see which cab door is going to open and what is going to come out of his mouth. [ laughter ] every cab driver at every red light spits something out on to the street. Jimmy but thats the time to spit. Yeah. Will just be reabsorbed into the city. [ laughter ] its just, oh, it goes back in the flow of the city. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Like the ocean. Yeah. Yeah, just like the ocean. Jimmy yeah. What else is bugging you . Well, i went and took the kids bowling the other day. Jimmy thats fun. My kids are too young. But pretty soon. Jimmy really . Pretty soon. Because they have it the way they set it up, heres how horrible we are as parents, our whole generation, you, me. They have this thing now in a a bowling alle in the gutter. Sticks like a fence comes up in the gutter so that the kid cant not hit the pins. He cant miss. This is how nice life preparation, by the way. [ light laughter ] if your child is traumatized by a gutter ball, the kids not going to make it, okay . [ laughter ] not going to make it. Just quit. Jimmy just quit. Yeah. Quit right now. We need to put an extra gutter, that would be good parents. [ light laughter ] jimmy a third gutter. Its all gutters, kid. Its all gutters. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats exactly right. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy prepare them for life. Prepare em. Jimmy how old are your kids now . Kids are 15, 13 and 10. Jimmy do they have cell phones . Yeah, sure. Sure, yeah. Jimmy they all do, right . Yeah, they all do. Remember when your life was just your life . That was kind of what you were thinking about . Jimmy yeah. And now its your life and your phones battery life. [ laughter ] those are your l jimmy those are your lives. Yeah. And i dont know which is more important. [ light laughter ] because if your phones dead, does it really matter if youre still alive . [ laughter ] it doesnt. Jimmy come on. When the phones getting weak, do you feel tired . [ light laughter ] i feel when my phone is down like 19, i feel like, just so weak. Jimmy youre drained, as well. Drained, yeah. Jimmy youre drained as well. Comedians in cars is is it season eight . No. Could be. Jimmy i mean, its getting up there. Short shows. Very short. Jimmy this last one fantastic. Oh, thank you. Jimmy congratulations on the nom you did an interview with Lorne Michaels. Lorne michaels, your executive producer. Jimmy who i just love and hes just the smartest guy. Yeah. Jimmy the most fun, charming guy. Hes a guy that Everybody Knows about but nobody really knows whats he really like . Jimmy he was the best interview ive ever seen with Lorne Michaels. Oh, thank you. Thank you. It was fun. Jimmy it was like going out to dinner with him. Yeah. Jimmy and telling all those great stories. Yes. Jimmy you know what else . Theyre great stories. Jimmy youre good. Good audience. Yes, i am. Jimmy you laugh. [ light laughter ] i like comedy. Jimmy yeah. And i like anything funny. If i like the person, anything they say, i laugh. Jimmy yeah, its great. Yeah. Jimmy and its fun to watch. Im like you that way. Jimmy you do, yeah . Youre a good audience, too. Jimmy yeah. I like to you know im a fan of you and i yeah, im a fan of you. Jimmy im a fan of you. [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] you are you, im you. Were both you. Everyone a clip, if you havent seen it. Here is Lorne Michaels describing how working with comedians is like watching monkeys at the zoo. [ light laughter ] this is comedians in cars getting coffee. And then and then before you leave theres the monkeys. Theres something about the joy, the sheer fooling around because it is what comedians do. You know, you cant tell when theyre working. You know what i mean . You cant tell what theyre doing or how theyre working. And its disorganized and chaotic and they are doing it to make each other laugh. And they never seem to be settling down and getting work done. No. Theyre talking in the hall about sports. Yeah. And somehow at the end of the week there is a show. Exactly. So you cant run that through a a normal organizational because theyre the monkeys. Yeah, because theyre the monkeys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats the problem. Were the monkeys. Jimmy thank you for being here. Im about to do a lip sync battle will seth rogen. Oh. Jimmy later on in the show. Have you ever lip sync battled me . No, no. Anything you ask me to do, i would do. And i dont want to do it. Jimmy yeah. And i dont think i would like it or be good at it. If you say do it, i will do it. Jimmy all right, then not now. Jimmy not now. Maybe some time. Some time. Some time. Jimmy all right, good. Guys, watch jerrys emmynominated series. Comediansincarsgettingcoffee. Co. [ cheers and applause ] Jerry Seinfeld, right there. Seth rogen joins us after the break stick around, everybody. It will be great. [ cheers and applause ] . . I note the obvious differences in the human family. Some of us are serious, some thrive on comedy. Ive sailed upon the seven seas and stopped in every land, ive seen the wonders of the world not yet one common man. I know ten thousand women mirror twins are different although their features jibe, and lovers think quite different thoughts while lying side by side. I note the obvious differences between each sort and type, but we are more alike, my friends, than we are unalike. We are more alike, my friends, . . Why be in the kitchen. When you can be in the moment . . . Olive garden now offers catering delivery. We make the food and deliver it to your door. How does a girl go from this. Oh, screw off. To this. [ beeps ] im pregnant . You have no idea which of us is the father . Surprise. [ laughs nervously ] bridget, who do you want to be the father . The billionaire . Or the ex . Bridget, ive missed you. Oh, god. How would you like to give birth . Quickly. [ moaning in pain ] just think away the pain. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined by a a very funny and hard working comedian, writer, and director, starting next friday, you can see him and an amazing cast including jonah hill, kristen wiig, Edward Norton and selma hayek in the first rrated Computer Generated its called Sausage Party. Its hilarious. Please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen [ cheers and applause ] . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . . Theyre sausage theyre bull[ bleep ] . Tariq what i wanna know is where the sausage at . Jimmy were so happy you came back. Thats so nice. Back thank you for having me. Jimmy they love you. Come on, we love you. Thats so nice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre in a great mood tonight. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thats wonderful. Jimmy you have a history of following Jerry Seinfeld. I do have a very unfortunate history of follow Jerry Seinfeld. When i was, like, 14 years old, i wanted to be in the just for laughs comedy festival which is in montreal, and to audition for it, i had to fly to los angeles, which is weird because im already canadian, dont nervous and im at a showcase at the improv. Jimmy on melrose . Yeah on melrose, and so im about to go up, and someone tells me seinfelds coming. I was, like, what . Hes coming, and if he gets here before its your time, hes going to go up, and then youll go up. I was, like, no, man [ laughter ] jimmy you cant follow seinfeld. Tell them no. D do that. Thats not how it works. And so i literally remember seeing a porsche pull up out front so i was like no. I know him and his porsches. His jewish parents should be ashamed, by the way, but anyway. [ laughter ] so a porsche pulled up, my parents would kill me. And then i see i see him getting out, and he goes up, right before im supposed to, and he, like, annihilates like hes very funny. Hes talking about missing its the hits you know. Jimmy he has all the hits. [ light laughter ] hes the greatest. Yeah, yeah. And he, like, annihilates, and the whole time im just standing there, like, i hate you Jerry Seinfeld. [ light laughter ] how could you do this to me . Jimmy you ruined my whole shot of going to montreal. Exactly and i get up on stage, and i have, like, what is to this date the most comedicly traumatizing experience of my entire life, and i remember, like, microphones give up just an electric hum if you dont hear anything else, its like the sound of a speaker, and i remember being on stage, and to this point i remember the moment, where i was, like, man, i can hear that buzz really loud right now. Jimmy oh no, im so sorry. Never has a room full of people been so silent. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. Yeah, and to this day, i personally dislike Jerry Seinfeld. [ laughter ] jimmy and he did it again tonight. He did it again tonight. Ruining it again jimmy i really had the same thing. Really . Jimmy well, i had to follow he came in, i saw the car outside. What is he doing . Jimmy i just i think hes making us tougher. Yeah, i dont know. I think he finds out something cool were about to do and then does it first. [ laughter ] i like, see him leaving my wifes bedroom. [ laughter ] dont bother, pal. [ laughter ] jimmy well i took care of that. [ laughter ] jimmy lets segue into the movie. Thats an organic. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for the setup, Sausage Party. Im sorry yav i have to apologize, like i talked to the New York Times about it. Im like, you guys should not have to talk about this. I apologize. Jimmy well, ive heard a a lot of things i like about this. Number one is you have been working on this for, like, ten years. Yeah, which is humiliating to say about a talking hot dog movie, but, yes. [ laughter ] a third of my life, ive been working on making this movie. Jimmy you wanted it to be good, and the animation is spectacular, by the way. Thank you so much. Skin and vibe and the overall feeling of a pixar movie, and then we made it completely deranged and insane, and, you know, pixar is so good at examining the secret life of cars and toys and bugs, and were like, well, if you look at the secret life of food, its horrifying because you eat it. And [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. So to us, it was a brilliant movie idea. [ laughter ] jimmy the cast is jonah hill, michael cera, kristen wigg, james paul rudd, Edward Norton, its unbelievable, and the music is by allen menken, whos won oscars. Hes won like eight oscars i think. Jimmy how did you convince him . He did like little mermaid. He did the aladdin and the little mermaid. Jimmy how did you convince him to do Sausage Party . This is fantastic it was great. We offered him money and then he [ laughter ] jimmy oh, okay. I think he probably called the academy to make sure they cant take away your oscars at

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