And aturing the legendary roots crew. Questlove 511 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Hi. Hi, thank you. Oh, i love you, love you, love you, love you, love you. Welcome. Welcome, everybody to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Youre here. This is the show to be at, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Guys, here is what everybody is talking about. Convention wrapped up last night, so everyones got their attention turned to the general election. And in a new interview president obama said that donald trump could get elected because, quote, anything is possible. [ light laughter ] thats right. Obama has gone from hope and change to who knows, dude . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have no idea. And get this, the New York Times just wrote that if Hillary Clinton wins, shell have to give bill a job, because when he doesnt have a a job, he gets into trouble. [ laughter ] unless you count the time he got into trouble when he was president of the United States [ cheers ] thats a pretty big job. And this week, hillarys running mate tim kaine spoke at the Democratic Convention and some people online said he came off as a corny dad. [ laughter ] or as joe biden put it, the student has become the master. . . [ cheers and applause ] its actually a good thing that kaine got to speak, because it gave people a chance to get to know him a little bit better. I mean, we dont know much. We know hes a senator from virginia. Hes married with three kids. And but this is interesting. His full name is Timothy Michael kaine. [ light laughter ] Timothy Michael kain the other night, you can kind of see a little of the michael cain coming through. [ light laughter ] just listen closely. [ in english accent ] you know who i dont trust . Hmm, i wonder. Donald trump. Donald trump. Trump is a guy who promises a a lot. But you might have noticed hes got a way of saying the same two words every time he makes his biggest, hugest promises. Believe me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, come on, right . Steve come on, man. Jimmy you had to do it, yeah. [ in english accent ] donald trump, ill tell you. The same two words. [ laughter ] get this, it turns out that [ light laughter ] turns out melania trumps professional website has been deleted from the web [ audience oohs ] following allegations that she lied about graduating from college. [ audience oohs ] she just deleted the whole thing. [ laughter ] i mean as if copying Michelle Obama wasnt enough, now shes copying hillary. [ laughter ] you see what im saying . This has got to stop. [ cheers and applause ] this has got to did you see this . In an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, Kim Kardashian claims she wants to have more privacy. [ laughter ] then she said, starting after this interview. Thats what i wanted ive i dont know about this. Theres actually a new trend now of parents naming their children after characters in pokemon go. [ laughter ] personally, i think this is a a mistake, and so do my daughters mario and luigi. I mean, we dont [ laughter and applause ] we dont like that at all. Check this out. A new study finds that americans have on average become sorry. Have on average oh, let me start again. Sorry about that. [ light laughter ] because if i say that then it just wont work. [ sorry, guys. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . What will become of me where will i end up i cant read cue cards anymore . . Im gonna quit . . . No no jimmy wait . I hear the sound of applause and i know its for me . [ applause ] . So im back here to see our show on nbc im back . . . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy check this out guys. A [ laughter ] a new study finds that americans have on average become several inches shorter in the past 100 years. But Scientists Say its mainly because were all looking down at our phones. [ laughter ] [ applause ] . I should have quit why did i come back looking down on our phones . . There is no dress rehearsal anymore say goodbye walk out the door . . These people deserve more . . . [ cheers and applause ] . . . They love that i hear applause a standing ovation is what i . . A standing ovation this is me i can be meeeee . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys. Its a fun show tonight. Guys, one week from tonight steve ooh. Jimmy is the olympic opening ceremonies right here on nbc. A big deal. [ cheers and applause ] so were on right after. And we have a really exciting show planned. You guys, mr. Jerry seinfeld will be here. [ cheers and applause ] fun. Steve come on jimmy got to be there for mr. Seth rogen will be here. Steve what . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy seinfeld, seth rogen. Mr. Jason derulo will be here as well. Steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a big show. Next friday. Set your tivos, your dvrs, your beta maxes, your vcrs. Its gonna be a really fun show. But first, tonight, guys. This is what im talking about. This is a good show right here. She is the best. Im talking about unbelievable, unbelievable. Fantastic in this new movie. Margot robbie is here. [ cheers and applause ] my bud. My pal. Later in the show margot and i are playing a brand new game called the jinx challenge. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy you know when you say the same word and youre like, jinx . Well were going to try to do that. Were gonna try to say the same word. And the more jinxes we get the better. Plus from his two big tv shows, americas got talent and nick cannon presents wild n out, nick cannon is in the house you guys. [ applause ] hardki and then she this is my girl. She has a new cook book coming out called Martha Stewarts vegetables. [ cheers and applause ] tonight were cooking with the legendary Martha Stewart. [ kisses ] shes awesome. Shes an inspiration to any entrepreneur. This is her 87th book. Steve 87 . Jimmy what . Ggggoing steve going [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Shes the coolest, man. On some personal stuff. I check my inbox, i return some emails and of course i send out some thank you notes. And i was just running behind. [ cheers and applause ] i thought if you guys wouldnt mind id just like write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys. Oh is james here . [ light laughter ] hey, james. Hey. Jimmy can you play some thank you note writing music please . . . Steve yeah. [ laughter ] looks real peppy. Jimmy im going to watch the opening ceremonies with him next friday. Steve are you serious . Jimmy yeah. Steve hes great to take to movies. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] . . Thank you, the Democratic Convention, for bringing americans of all races and backgrounds together to say, when do we get our regular tv shows back . Come on. [ cheers and applause ] i want to see my bachelorette. [ cheers ] thats my tat thats my i have a lower back tattoo that says that. [ laughter ] steve really . I miss my jojo . Jimmy miss my jojo. . . Thank you, Bernie Sanders supporters, for crying over spilled 1 milk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . . Thank you, apple sales, for falling for the second straight quarter. Oris told you so. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy gravity. . . Thank you, broadway, for bringing back cats. Or as millennials will call it, Snapchat Filter the musical. [ laughter ] there you go. . What does it mean am i kitty cat . [ light laughter ] . . Thank you, tinder, for basically being pokemon go for humans. [ applause ] got to catch em all. [ laughter ] steve got to catch them all. . . [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, baby name books [ light laughter ] for kind of being like phone books for people who dont exist yet. Jimmy one way to look at it. . . [ light laughter ] . . Thank you, dentists who ask, have you been flossing . For basically saying, i know youre about to lie to me. You know youre about to lie to me. Lets just get it over with. There you are, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Margot Robbie. [ cheers and applause ] ok team, what if 30,000 people download the new app . Were good. Okay. What if a Million People download the new app . Were good. Five million . Good. We scale on demand. Hybrid infrastructure, boom. Ok. What if 30 Million People download the app . Were not good. Heroes. Scale on demand with the Number One Company in cloud infrastructure. Hewlett packard enterprise. Bill assumed it was a costume party. Bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. 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This is the lincoln summer invitation, lease a lincoln mkx for 349 a month or get 0 apr for 60 months . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a talented, talented actress who stars as harley quinn in the highly anticipated new movie, suicide squad, which opens nationwide in theaters 3d and imax august 5th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, our pal Margot Robbie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you so much for coming back. Thanks for having me again. Jimmy oh, please. We love having you here. Every time i think this is, like, my third time on the show, and every time i freak out being on the same stage as the roots. And you jimmy, of course. [ laughter ] but i see you guys, im just like front row tickets to the gig. Jimmy yeah. And to the jimmy show and all that jimmy thank you. Yeah and me too. Yeah, yeah. Im here as ll next time you can sit closer to those guys. [ light laughter ] i gotta say you hit a home run in this movie. I saw it last night. Suicide squad. You were unbelievable. You are just youre funny. Youre, uh action packed. I mean, how many times did you swing a baseball bat in the movie . So many times. And i hit myself in the face with a baseball bat a few times. Jimmy did you as well . It really hurts. Jimmy you had to. I was so excited i took a a picture with there was like a cardboard cutout on the [ laughter ] jimmy i was so excited to see you again. I like that thats your pose you came up with. Jimmy this is this is me thats me, there. [ light laughter ] like a karate pose. Jimmy well, that was me, thats jay. Thats me right there. The face tats gave it away. Jimmy yeah, thank you. Yeah. I think i know youre a a super star now, but i think after this its all over, buddy. Your life is gonna completely its all over. Jimmy well, i mean youre gonna be worldwide. You cant go anywhere. You cant go on vacation. It bums me out, because i see paparazzi is always taking pictures of you. You were in hawaii . Yeah, that was my first five days in so long. And i was like, yeah, this is going to be great. Im gonna switch off. Jimmy yeah. It was like a photo shoot the whole time. I was like, where are you guys hiding . I dont understand. Jimmy they hide in like bushes and stuff . I saw one one time and i chased him down. Jimmy its like a pokemon. [ laughter ] you gotta go find em. It was exactly like pokemon go. Exactly like that. Jimmy yeah. But they took a picture of you falling off your surf im aware, jimmy. Im aware. Thank you for brining it up. It wasnt embarrassing enough at the time. Jimmy im laughing because youre fine, everything is good. But, man, this is a good picture, man. Paparazzi shots that ive gotten pretty upset over, this one i was dying with laughter. I was like, this is ridiculous. Like all of them were jimmy heres whats good about that you so, lets remind everyone. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy well because whats cool about you is you posted because it was so awesome. You posted it on your Instagram Page and you said, photo cred to the creepy paparazzis hiding in the bushes. Thanks for always catching me at my best angles. Blessed. But thats not even you falling, thats how you surf. You surf with one toe on the board. [ laughter ] thats a very jimmy its so hard to do. Yeah. Thats a particular technique in australia. Actually, im very advanced surfer. Not many people can do that. Jimmy i know you can do it. One toe surfing. Yeah. Jimmy suicide squad. Can you set it up for people that dont know the comic or anything . Its six its a bunch of bad guys, theyre all brought out of jail to save the world, essentially, theyre antiheros or villains and theyre not really playing by the rules. So its really fun. Jimmy yeah, its almost like bad fighting evil. Exactly. Jimmy yeah. And everyones got their things everyone shines. Will smith is great. Jared leto is fantastic. Amazing. Jimmy our pal, backstage, we had cara delevingne. You gave her a tattoo . Yeah we did toemojis, we were calling them. Where we tattooed the bottom of our toes. Just little faces. But the thing about tattooing the bottom our rubs off after a while. So we have to keep redoing them. Jimmy i didnt know that. Is that right . Yeah. Jimmy i mean, i do have a a lot of under lower foot tattoos. Yeah, you get it. Jimmy kept em on for years. You get it. Jimmy here is a picture of you, in character, giving the tattoo. Yeah, thats caras foot. And, yeah. Jimmy and youre what can are you licensed . [ laughter ] you know what . I dont actually know if i meant i dont know what the rules are. But you can buy a tattoo gun on a lot of things on ebay. As long as youve got like jimmy you shouldnt be going out there and giving tattoos to people. If youve got someone whos willing to let you tattoo them, then i guess we just went ahead and did it. Jimmy did you tattoo other people . Yeah, ive actually tattooed probably ive done about, almost 50 tattoos. Jimmy what are you talking about . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy what . And im getting worse. Jimmy wait, youre getting worse . Im getting worse. Jimmy why . I remember my first couple, i was like im really impressed with myself. But its gone downhill since then. Jimmy why . Because youre overthinking in . I dont know i mean, anything. Like little like words or pictures. Like, on my birthday my friends were like, what do you want for your birthday . I was like, i just want to do more tattoos. cause i had just started. So i tattooed, like, a little girl holding a balloon. Or anything really. Jimmy on who . My roommates it started with and then it kind of expanded from there. And now booming business of tattoos. Jimmy no way. Like, how did you could you draw me a little girl holding a a balloon. Yeah, ill show you what it looks like. Jimmy yeah. I just want to see what it looks like. cause ive never got a tattoo. Its permanent. Yeah. Jimmy well, unless you get it on your toe, i guess. No, it doesnt come off. Jimmy but on your toe you said it comes off. On your toe, yeah, yeah. It kind of looked like that. Jimmy thats not bad. I would get that tattoo. [ laughter ] thats really cute. [ applause ] thats actually i think you really are talented at tattoos. You are a tattoo artist. Yeah. A true artist, yeah. Jimmy i love it. I love it. Tattoo artists actually watching the show will be like i ha ruin the name of tattoo artistry. Jimmy i know i keep saying it, but youre fantastic in the movie. Also you have a scene youre underwater, but i was like, oh, i dont know maybe its cgi or something. But you told me let me tell you. Nothing in this movie is cgi. Jimmy thats not true. I mean, okay, yes. A few things like [ light laughter ] jimmy like a whole floating explosion. Yeah when the world is kind of blowing up. That didnt actually happen. Jimmy theres like a a crocodile man fighting it was a big budget for cgi. But, like, explosions all real. Lots of prosthetic. Like croc prosthetics. Jimmy how did you go under water for that long . I had to learn to hold my breath under water for a really long time. Jimmy how do you do that . So you i worked with this amazing free diver. And he came in and i did four sessions with him. His names kirk. I called him captain kirk. Anyways. [ light laughter ] it is all about lowering your Metabolic Rate. Jimmy Metabolic Rate . Yeah, because as soon as you start using jimmy how do you lower that while not breathing . You kind of like meditate under water. Its what free divers do. But its amazing. We did four sessions. And we said pretty much because once you start moving, and i obviously we had to be fighting under water, you use up more oxygen and you cant stay under as long. But i could do a resting breath hold of five minutes. Which meant i could do a jimmy you could hold your breath for five minutes under water . Yeah, which i never thought was possible. I was like, maybe ill aim for three. An underwater bank. Jimmy with your talents and my ideas. [ light laughter ] what are we doing this for . Jimmy ridiculous. Done. Lets get out of here. Jimmy could be gazillionaires. We started getting really competitive. As you know, weve played games before, i get a little competitive. My stunt double, ingrid, she would do a session. Shes like, i made to it three minutes. I was like, okay, im gonna do another session. Three and half minutes. Four minutes. Anyway, i got to five minutes, and i was like, you know what . This is above and beyond what i thought id get to. Im good. Im good with five. A half. And like, i need another session they were like, no one needs to drown over this. [ light laughter ] jimmy guys, we got the scene. Were good. We got the scene. Jimmy we got the take. The scene takes one minute. We dont need to do this. Jimmy were cutting all this out anyway. Its getting ridiculous. And i watched and they cut like the first half and the last half. And i was like, but i was under water for so much longer than that. Jimmy yeah, youre like . Im under the water im swimming in the sea what does it mean . Weird, thats on the sound track. Jimmy yeah, that is on the soundtrack. Thats right. I want to show a clip of Margot Robbie and jared leto in suicide squad. Take a look. Its fantastic. Youre so good. [ engine revving ] come on puddin, do it oh, we have got company. Batsy, basty, batsy. Stupid bats. Youre ruining date night [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its fun. Margot and i are going to play a new game called the jinx challenge after the break. Come on back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Starbucks . Cold brew coffee. Available in original black. And now with housemade vanilla sweet cream. Smooth meets sweet. In stores now. 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Its called the jinx challenge. Jimmy all right, heres how it works. Were going read a category from the card right here and count to three, okay . Okay. Jimmy and we both Say Something in that category at the same time. Okay, got it. Jimmy when we say the same thing it is a jinx. That is what we want. Okay. Jimmy we want jinx. Were going to see how many jinxes we can get. First of all, lets put on our jinx gloves. [ light laughter ] here we go, right here. Ill put mine on first. Are these yours . Jimmy these are mine from home, yeah. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy this is mine h and you can put im not judging. Jimmy yeah, no problem. [ light laughter ] i just im a neat freak. This is surprisingly comfy. Jimmy yeah. All right. Jimmy hi pal. High five. Jimmy high five. All right. [ laughter ] ready for this . So yeah. Okay. Jimmy when we get a jinx what do you want to do . Slap five or like a little high five . Jimmy a little high five. Or like a commitment like e [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Like we did it. We bonded. Jimmy jinx, okay, ready . Yeah. Jimmy all right. So, lets draw the first one. Okay. Jimmy ready . You pick a category. Jimmy im gonna read the category now. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy get in the head right . You feeling it . Yeah, im feeling it. Jimmy yeah. Ready . Yeah. Jimmy fruit. Okay. Jimmy three, two, one. Watermelon. Jimmy apple. [ laughter ] close. Jimmy three, two, one. Orange. Guava. [ laughter ] jimmy guava . No. I dont know why i said that jimmy who would have guessed guava . [ laughter ] okay, okay. Jimmy were trying to guess the same thing same one, same one. Jimmy guava. [ light laughter ] i forgot youre from australia. Is that a thing . Three, two, one. Banana. Jimmy kiwi. Oh, my goodness. Jimmy but youre from australia. Kiwi. Isnt that a thing . Thats kiwi, new zealand. I mean, close. Yes, yes. [ laughter ] my fault. My fault, my fault. Jimmy all right, lets go to the next question. Okay, okay. Jimmy we can work. The we didnt get any jinxes. At all. Guava, why jimmy guava . Yes. Jimmy gosh. Musical instruments. Okay. Jimmy three, two, one. Guitar. Guitar. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we got a jinx on that one. I didnt even get the word out. It was like, guitaah jimmy guitar. That was exciting. All right, ready . Body parts. Three, two, one. Ears. Stomach. [ light laughter ] all right. I dont know what is coming out. Okay, okay. Jimmy three, two, one lip. Knee. [ light laughter ] jimmy three, two, one. Nose. Elbow. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, elbow. Yeah. We didnt get that one. Shapes. Three, two, one. Hexagon. Jimmy rectangle. [ laughter ] no, im gonna do simple ones. Jimmy hexagon, sorry. Sorry. Jimmy i should have said hexagon. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry, sorry. Jimmy first shape first state of mind wasnt hexagon. I really i dont know where. Okay, okay, okay. Jimmy i barely got through college. [ laughter ] shapes. Three, two, one circle. Jimmy three, two, one. Triangle triangle . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. We have two jinxes. [ slide whistle ] thats cute. [ slide whistle ] jimmy all right. Stop with the sound effects. [ laughter ] im not yelling at you. Jimmy i know you arent yelling it, yeah. Were doing much better. Jimmy all right, so were doing the speed rounds which means it is just the same thing. We just do it faster. Here we go. Pies. Three two one. Meat pie. Jimmy apple. Meat pie . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meat pie . [ laughter ] oh my gosh, thats fantastic. Its an australian thing. Its an australian thing. Jimmy its an australian thing. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, american ones. Jimmy are you ready . Okay. Jimmy types of balls. Three, two, one. [ laughter ] basketballs. Basketballs. . . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] im legit crying. [ laughter ] all that went through my head was sweaty. Sweaty balls. [ laughter ] jimmy we both stopped ourselves. And i was like, dont say that on live television. Jimmy no, me too. We both knew, we both knew. We both censored ourselves, yeah. Basketballs. Jimmy all right. Last one, here we go. Ready . Okay, okay, okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy animals oh, sorry. Animals that can eat you. Tiger. Hyena. Lions. Jimmy bears. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. I think that the high score is three. We did it, you guys. Margot robbie [ cheers and applause ] nick canon joins us after the break. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . The ford freedom sales event is on with our best offers of the year . Im free to do what i want. . Ancing is back on a huge selection of ford cars, trucks and suvs. Plus get an extra 1000 smart bonus on specially tagged vehicles. Thats freedom from interest. And freedom to choose with ford. Americas best selling brand. . Im free, baby . Now get 0 financing plus a 1000 smart bonus cash on specially tagged vehicles. 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But this is always fantastic. You always have like either like, new shoes. And now you got yeah. It is about the jacket and the turban. Jimmy yeah, thats what yeah, thats what it is. That is your new move. Jimmy yeah. It represents sovereignty. Jimmy is that right . No, its just covering up my man bun. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats right, yeah. You do have a man bun. By the way congrats on that man bun. Ive never seen that one [ light laughter ] like yours before. But youre rocking it. I am rocking it. It is under here, the bun is in the oven. Its cooking. Jimmy i got the show heres a picture of your man bun. [ audience oohs ] nice. Yall got to clap for that man bun. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy right . Do you know how long it took to do that . Jimmy i bet it takes a long time. Its a long time. [ laughter ] you could hook it up. Jimmy i could not do that at all, no. You could pull it off. Maybe in the front. You can have like jimmy in the front, yeah. A unibun. [ light laughter ] see . There it is. Jimmy yeah, i could probably hey, i cant do that. Swagger full, baby. Jimmy i have to ask there are a thousand things we have to talk about. [ laughter ] i didnt hear you. Thats nice. Jimmy thats not bad. Looks like i just got mugged somewhere. [ light laughter ] nick, you got to help me, man. [ laughter ] i got a lot of thi talent. Yeah. Jimmy you are killing it on that. As always. Thank you, man. Jimmy thank you buddy. We love you on that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy and we get to see every sort of all type of craziness, man. Jimmy i mean, really. My favorite act so far and it was my golden buzzer, a 90yearold stripper. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Her name is dorothy, she had tassels. She was working it. Jimmy yeah. It was amazing. Jimmy that was the tassels . That was the tassels. Jimmy okay, good. [ laughter ] yeah, thank you. I didnt know 90 years old you never quite know what that is, actually. But the i tell you whos going to win. You know already . Jimmy yeah, i think i know. Its fixed . Jimmy no, its not fixed. Its just the girl, the super star grace. Oh, your favorite is what youre saying . Jimmy yeah. Well, i just think i know shes gonna win. I know exactly who youre talking about. Jimmy yeah. Grace vanderwaal. There it is. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. The next taylor swift, as simon cowell says. Jimmy this girl is so cute and fantastic. Yeah. Jimmy oh, and she has a a ukulele and great voice. And she writes her own songs. Jimmy now that one that ones going to win. I think. Really . Jimmy thats what im saying. All right, thats jimmys prediction. Jimmy thats what im saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish the tassels would have won. [ laughter ] jimmy no, yeah, yeah. That didnt take off. [ laughter ] im happy it didnt win. No, no, she was very talented. [ laughter ] lets talk about you have a a film. Yes man, im super excited. I directed it. I starred in it. Produced it in jamaica. Its called king of the dancehall and it just got into the toronto film festival. Jimmy hey, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy that as big deal, toronto film festival. Yes, baby, we going. Jimmy king of the i want to see films about Different Things and went down there and i fell in love with the dance hall culture. Jimmy yeah. And then i was like, this needs to be on cinema. So we did it. Jimmy yeah. We need more dance halls. We do, man. Jimmy yeah. I love that. You can do the tassels. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. Your option, your choice. But then you have wild nout, too. Yeah, man. Jimmy and this is eight seasons . Eight seasons. Ive been and i need jimmy on the show, man. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] Everybody Knows how talented you are jimmy yeah, right. I cant do that. What you guys do, i dont undend its like freestyle. Improv. Jimmy improv. Hip hop altogether. I learned from the best. The roots do it. Jimmy i know, i know. [ cheers and applause ] black thought, thats where we get it from. Off the top. Jimmy but, i mean i watch and i go, oh my gosh. I laugh so often but ive seen throughout the years when kevin hart was on there. Yeah. Katt williams. Jimmy mikey day. Mikey day, taran killam, all of the guys. Just, you need to come through. Jay leno was on this season hes not if he can do it, no, if i can [ cheers and applause ] what would be what is the best diss or that you remember anyone doing . This season, man its so much because we got everybody on there. But somebody said to me, obviously. Jimmy its just you, yeah. Yeah, and i had on you know, i like my sparkly shoes. I had on like some glitter timberlands. Jimmy yeah. And somebody said, i dont know what them bigger glitter boots is about. If you click them three times will you end up back at mariahs house . [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] i didnt have a comeback for that [ laughter ] i didnt have a comeback for that i was like, thats genius. Jimmy that is actually yeah. Pretty genius. Jimmy gotta give it up for that one, yeah. Its funny. Its really you guys have to check it out. Yes. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Here is nick cannon and celebrity guest tyga trading insults in the eighth season premiere of wild n out. Take a listen to this. Wild out. For the ring. Thats how i get my bling on. Speak on it. Make some noise the yall want to hear nicks new song . [ inaudible ] hold on. Hold on. Hey yo, nick. This is how you at. Your wife rather play with old balls than to hear you rap. [ laughter ] they say once you go black you never go back. Damn, i know that made mariah laugh. [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] you want to talk about my act, lets make one thing clear. Your act aint even old enough to get up in here. Its true. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh i cant do that nick cannon, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hes a good man. Watch him this summer on wild n out and americas got talent. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an Emmy Awardwinning host and a a bestselling author whos latest cook book, titled Martha Stewarts vegetables, ladies and gentlemen, Martha Stewart right here. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy martha, youre awesome. Thank you for coming on the show. This is a great book. Jimmy 87th book . Yeah. Jimmy isnt that unbelievable, huh . Yeah. Jimmy its fantastic. These are all great. What vegetables to make, how to make them, how to do over 150 recipes. And it teaches you to go to the Grocery Store and actually try some new stuff. Jimmy im making a a rotisserie chicken this weekend. But thats not a vegetable. [ laughter ] jimmy well, no. I know, but what do i what do i have with it . Grill some corn with some look, look. Jimmy grill corn . Grilled corn with a a rotisserie chicken. You are doing it on the grill, right . Jimmy yeah, of course, yeah. Yep. Jimmy thats how you do it. Grill it and then you put on beautiful things like, you can just put some sour cream and some feta cheese oh, you hate sour cream. I heard that. They told me you hate sour cream. Jimmy well, i mean, i dont hate sour cream. I hate mayonnaise, really. Okay, well sour cream is good. Jimmy i dont like mayonnaise. Sour creams good. Jimmy it reminds me of puss. [ laughter ] martha, im happy youre here butter . How about butter . Jimmy what . Butter . Jimmy yeah butter is good. Yeah, i like butter. From the book. This is a grilled zucchini. But i want to snapchat it, because that is what all the kids are doing. Well do all the steps. What kids . Jimmy i have two kids. And theyre three years old. Theyre both on snapchat. [ light laughter ] but im gonna have ill have you, if you dont mind, do the steps for a whole snap. You ready . Im ready, im ready. Jimmy is that cool . And hes a cook book writer too. Questlove yeah. I dont have 87 books though. But did you do it on this show . Questlove i didnt cook on the show. Did you do your book on the show . Questlove yeah, i did. Jimmy okay, come on, guys. [ laughter ] questlove what do we do . Jimmy first, introduce yo grate. Okay. Jimmy and then you just tell me what youre gonna do. Ready . Go. And action. To make zucchini fritters you have to grate two zucchinis about that size. Questlove okay. Okay, but dont cut yourself. Questlove i wont. Okay. Jimmy youve got a pretty big zucchini there, quest. [ laughter ] this one, too, which you could easily use. Then you put a teaspoon jimmy oh, sorry, wait, were on step two. Hold on, martha. Youre beating me to it here. Okay, step two. Sorry. Alright, here we go. Jimmy and go. Then you put a teaspoon of salt on the zucchini. Questlove okay. You could do that too. Questlove okay. Get all the water out. Jimmy all right. Good. I think im snapping. Capture the waters coming out. Its fun. Jimmy all right. Step three . Okay, step three is mix all the ingredients together. One egg. Jimmy mmhmm. Hurry up. This zucchini [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the ingredients. And those are the ingredients. Alright, that was snapped. Scallions. Jimmy that was snapped. That was snapped. We snapped that one. Jimmy snapped that one there. Thats snapped. An a quarter of a teaspoon of pepper. Jimmy so just two ingredients, now for that one. You can mix that all together. Jimmy here we go. What step we up to now . Oh, we have to hurry. Jimmy yep. What step are we at now . Now we have the oil. A half a cup of oil. Jimmy half a cup of oil . Heated in a pan. Jimmy oh, yeah, look at that. And, look, its really hot. So be careful. You ready . Questlove okay. This is good . Yeah, we can just take spoon a and make little canals. You know what canals are . Jimmy alright. Wait, oh, this is action shot dont put it in there, martha ahh [ laughter ] jimmy wait. Ready . Yes go there jimmy oh, a la la. Thats it right there. There we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Now this last step is going to be us eating it, correct . Yes. Oh, pull those out, questlove. Jimmy yeah, okay, good. You ready . They wont see this on snapchat. And look together sour cream. Jimmy oh my god. Ready . Here we go. This is a say finished product. Finished fritter just jimmy say, goodbye everybody. Say your name. Say, goodbye. Questlove goodbye. Sour cream. Thats it. Bye jimmy thank you, martha. Thank you, questlove. [ cheers and applause ] hey guys, what i didnt tell you is that i had you on baby goat filter the whole time. [ light laughter ] let me see. Let me see. Oh [ laughter ] jimmy i love you so much thank you, thank you for coming on the show. Baby goat jimmy you guys, Martha Stewarts vegetables comes out september 6th. Well be right back everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Roll all summer with a jersey classic dunkins savory new pork roll breakfast sandwich is here. Crave it while you can. Introducing dunkins new cold brew coffee, steeped slowly in cold water for small batches with an ultrasmooth, fullbodied flavor. Discover the craft of cold brew today and keep on. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thank Martha Stewart once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Thank you, questlove. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. Hope to see you next week. Byebye everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer live from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight leslie jones. Cooking seafood with chef carlo mirarchi. Featuring the 8g band with atom willard. . . Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night, and we are live at 1 23 10 a. M. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Hows everybody doing this morning . [ cheers and applause ] all right. 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