And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 546 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show this is it, right here. Thats the crowd you want. [ cheers ] you guys are the best makes me feel good. Thank you very much. Im your host, jimmy fallon. And applause ] thats right. People pretending to be somebody else, going door to door for handouts, or as thats also called, running for president. [ cheers and applause ] heres the latest on the election. The saturday, the New York Times released some of Donald Trumps old tax returns, which they say were leaked by someone inside trumps camp. [ audience oohs ] [ laughter ] or as trumps lesser known daughter tiffany put it, wa dad . [ laughter and applause ] tiffany, by the way. And this is crazy. The tax returns show that trump lost about a billion dollars in 1995. Trump was like, what can i say . I thought furbies were going to be huge. [ laughter and applause ] so little. Instead, it just wound up being my hair, and if you put it next to a furby, they talk to each actually, the billion dollar lawsuit was partly due to his failed airline. Apparently, trump planes could fly further than anyone expected, then go into a tail spin the second they were insulted. Steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know. Steve i didnt realize that. Jimmy thats what they said. This is pretty big. Yesterday, lebron james wrote an op ed where he endorses hillary clinton. [ cheers ] yeah. Lebron says he and hillary are all about the same thing, taking forever to finally win something. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey oh ho ho hey jimmy meanwhile, Vladimir Putin is shown on the cover of this weeks Time Magazine wearing an american i voted sticker. [ laughter ] when Vladimir Putin saw the cover, he said, its funny because its true. [ laughter and applause ] you guys see this . There were some reports about a a toxic insect known as the flannel moth caterpillar that looks a lot like Donald Trumps this is a real caterpillar. Take a look. Yeah. [ laughter ] unbelievable. Theres even a Childrens Book written about it. The very hungry successful really fantastic caterpillar. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its a great book. Heres some celebrity news. Lady gaga told People Magazine that her new album was influenced by the men in her life. And taylor swift was like, hey, stay in your lane, pal. On friday, Arnold Schwarzenegger was stopped in germany by a Police Officer for riding a bicycle through a train station. [ laughter ] schwarzenegger may have gone unnoticed if he hadnt been frantically ringing the bell and shouting, get out of the way if you want to live what . [ laughter and applause ] get out of get out of here. Have you seen this video . Did you see this video . Steve yeah. Jimmy oh, my gosh. A lot of people were talking about this. This, tariq . Oh, its great. [ laughter ] simon cowell was hosting an episode of the x factor in britain this week. And a lot of people thought he might have had a wardrobe malfunction. But turns out he was just sitting on his foot. [ laughter ] just check out check out what it looks like. I dont know. Maybe im wrong. This girl is great. Hello. How are you . Im good. How are you . Do you want to introduce yourself . [ laughter ] im caitlyn. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . For a second there, i thought we were watching the xxx factor. [ cheers and applause ] . . Steve cowell. Jimmy and finally, after some photos of the royal familys trip to canada were just published, a lot of people were saying that Princess Charlotte looks just like well, lets take a look. Heres Princess Charlotte playing with a dog she met up in canada last week. [ audience aws ] super cute. Now lets look at the queen playing with some pets that she met when she was a baby. [ laughter ] i can sort of see [ cheers and applause ] the resemblance, right . We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, guys, its monday were so happy to be back. Weve got a giant week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, john goodman and Linmanuel Miranda will be here. Steve whoa jimmy plus music from empire of the sun. Then later this week, ashton kutcher, ben affleck, tyler perry will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great performances from norah jones will be here, [ cheers and applause ] steve what . Jimmy its a great week. But first, from the highly anticipated new movie, the girl on the train, emily blunt is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy shes fantastic in this movie. Later in the show, emily and i are going head to head in the game of box of lies. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy be sure to stick around for that. Plus, hes got a new cookbook in stores this week, my man, chef mario batali. Steve hey, mario [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes the best, dude. Hes the coolest. Plus this guys quickly becoming one of the biggest names in hiphop. [ cheers ] yeah, ow is right you can say, ow yeah. You can howl if you yeah. At the vmas, kanye west called him the future. Chance the rapper is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve ow yow jimmy ow chance has a big performance planned, then were going to talk to him. Its a great performance. You dont wanna miss it. Grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Make me wanna screen grab . Now, these are weird or funny things or weird and funny. Steve yeah, weird and funny. Funny ha ha. Jimmy funny ha ha. Yeah. Steve funny ha ha. Jimmy that you guys have found on the internet or other places and sent in to us. This first screen grab was sent in by nicole lopezconti in san ramon, california. She was shopping on amazon. Lets see what she found. Frequently bought together, fi [ laughter and applause ] next one was sent in by janet price in lowell, north carolina, she was checking out some house listings and came across this description here. It says, what i love about the home, i love sitting in my backyard and watching the squirrels and rabbis play. [ laughter and applause ] steve beautiful. Jimmy happy new year. Steve its next to jimmy it is cute. Steve its so cute. Jimmy next one was sent in by scott in austin, texas. Take a look. Size 8 and a half boots never worn, 10. Never worn . Really . Im pretty sure theres a leg in that boot right there. Steve by a live person. [ laughter ] jimmy next one was sent in by Phil Gaudreau in ottawa, canada. He was trying to play a video game called medal of honor and got this error message, here. Logout failed, you need to be logged in to log out. Please log in to log out [ laughter ] steve mind blown. Jimmy this next one was sent in by randy kelsey in eagan, minnesota. He came across a contest online to win dinner for two. Steve oh, wow. Jimmy take a look at this, right here. Win this dinner for two. Theres an asterisk. It says, actual prize is eight porterhouse steaks. Do not eat in one sitting. [ laughter and applause ] i dont understand. I dont understand. This next one is sent in by kentucky. He was searching on netflix for a show that his kids could watch. Lets see what he found. My little pony friendship is magic. Life in this tinderbox of a a state prison is already hell, but its about to get a whole lot worse. [ cheers and applause ] my kids love that. Steve they love brony stuff, yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by Stephanie Lacava in monroe township, new jersey, she was listening to some jams in her car and this one came on. Sugar hill gang, rappers deli. Thats a classic. It was a sequel to the rappers delight. Steve yeah. Jimmy rappers deli. Give me a beat so we can give it a try. . I said a sub shop with chippies and dippies to the big sub shop and you dont stop . . A rock it to the bite bite hoagie say up jump the hoagie to the rhythm of the coldcuttin meat . Jimmy hey, thats good. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] we sound good together. Were down to our last one. This is from luke brandon in nice, france. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah, our show yeah, they love us in france, and we love you right back, france. He was on facebook and he saw a a guy in an ad that he says looks a lot like me. I dont know if i see it. Take a look. [ laughter ] does that look like me . Feenbooshofile. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy feenbooshofile. [ laughter researched. It means someone with a refined palette. Steve oh, like a fine mouth. Jimmy yeah and i definitely have that. I dont think it looks like me though, does it . Steve it looks like your dad. Jimmy let me try this. [ cheers and applause ] . . Where is it . . . Like that . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] . . [ cheers and applause ] not bad. [ cheers and applause ] [ french accent ] that is all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com and we might put it on the show. Stick around. Well be right back with emily blunt [ cheers and applause ] [ distorted voice ] progressive claims to show people their competitors rates alongside their direct rate to save you money. But whats really going on . When played backwards at 1 8th speed you can clearly hear. What could that mean . Woman tom . Tom theyre just commercials. Or are they . Youre waking the neighbors. Well, mom, maybe the neighbors need to be woke. I think its actually awoken. No, that doesnt even seem right. No, its awoken. Revealing the truth to help you save. I had frequent heartburn, but. My doctor recommended prilosec otc 7 years ago, 5 years ago, last week. Just 1 pill each morning. 24 hours and zero heartburn, its been the number 1 doctor recommended brand for 10 straight years, and its still recommended today. . . . . The average age of a homeless person is 9 years old. My dream is to help kids living on the streets with education. Charles whats up man . Whoa how can we help . Ah man wait, is that a basketball player . Yes wow my hearts about to jump out my chest man. Charles you ought to be proud man. Im just extremely grateful they were here giving them some encouragement thats something that these kids are going to remember for a lifetime. Did you see his big old feet . Look. Whoa. . . Jimmy our first guest is a a golden globe Award Winning actress who stars in the new movie the girl on the train, which opens in theaters everywhere this friday. Everyone, please welcome emily blunt [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy it is so great to see you. You look gorgeous. Its so nice to see you. Jimmy please, congratulations on baby number two. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy thats right, was it two months ago . Or something . Over almost four. Jimmy oh, four, im sorry. Im a little late in my congratulations. Come on, keep up. Jimmy yeah, sorry about that. Hows the other baby dealing with it . I mean we we were likes her. Jimmy she does . Yeah. Now, i turned my back for a a second yesterday jimmy uhhuh. And i went to the kitchen to make her some lunch, when i came back to discover hazel just dragging violet off her play mat. [ light laughter ] just gently sort of just dragging her. Jimmy well, your baby, yeah. And violet looked a bit wide eyed, you know . Jimmy yeah. And i just said, oh, hazel, i dont think we want to do that. And she goes, i just want to get her in a better spot. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, she wasnt in a a good spot already, like oh thats interesting. So on the wood floor as opposed to the play mat, yeah, sure. Jimmy much better spot for her, yeah. Its a much better spot. Jimmy is your kid getting your accent or your husbands accent . Well, hazel had my accent for a really long time and would say things like water, which i was really proud of and then the other day she goes, can i have some water . [ laughter ] and i went, its water. And she was like, no, its water. [ laughter ] i was like, no. Jimmy uh, were you pregnant shooting the girl on the jimmy you were . I didnt i was indeed, yeah. Jimmy i couldnt see. I couldnt tell. Well, i had very hideous costumes. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah, they did a good job of that. Horrible overcoat. Jimmy stop you from doing anything, any action scenes . cause it gets a little well there was like i mean there are a couple of stunts in it, so i was being a a bit wussy about standing up too quickly in the stunt, and justin theroux, who is fabulous in the movie with me, he hes been a friend of mine for a long time and he was like, are you pregnant . [ laughter ] and i was like, yes, but you cant tell anybody. You know jimmy but he knew. Yeah, he was the only one who found out, really. Jimmy because the stunt team, you were just like, im going to go get you. Hold on a second. [ laughter ] here we go. Im going to come. Hold on a second. We have to get away and get to the train. By the way, that was it. I said, i think im worried ill tweak my hip if i get up too quickly. And he was like, thats insane. Jimmy yeah, youre too young to be tweaking your hip. Too young. Jimmy yeah. I want you tell the story, because i think its very funny. Lisa kudrows also in the movie which is fantastic. Jimmy yeah, shes great, but tell everybody because you were onset and her name was going to be so, lisa kudrow plays this friend of mine and we were shooting in Grand Central station, and her characters name is monica. [ laughter ] my characters name is rachel. [ laughter ] and so, we had about 300 extras and then we had actual commuters coming into Grand Central who heard on the loud speaker, okay, guys, were going to roll on rachel, and then they see lisa kudrow walking on and then they hear, guys, were going to do a a close up of monica, and i saw two people have an aneurysm. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my god whats happening . The friends reunion jimmy they were like, the friends reunion they were so excited. Jimmy and yeah, so you ended up changing you changed the names. We had to change her name to martha instead. [ laughter ] because we were we were sure it would get sort of a laugh in jimmy gosh. Oh, interesting, yeah. You never know. Jimmy you never know. [ laughter ] but so the if you havent read the book, the girl on the train, it was the biggest book in the world, and uh, but if you havent read the book, can you set up what the movie is about . So, i play rachel, who is a a blackout drunk. [ laughter ] and uh thanks jimmy we have someone barking at you today we usually allow two or three people. A nice likeminded person. Jimmy yeah, exactly so, she commutes every day to Grand Central from the she commutes past this seemingly perfect couple who she watches from the train, and because she is an alcoholic, it makes her the most unreliable witness in a potential murder. Jimmy thats right. It gets tricky, tricky, tricky. I want to show everyone, and you were fantastic in it, by the way. Thank you so much. Jimmy i know i say this every time youre on and i say it to most people when they come on, but i do mean it. [ laughter ] i do mean it, though. I am a fan. I love movies. Though. Jimmy yeah, well yeah, i do, i love movies. And youre just you really are. This is you, this is what you look like. Yep. [ laughter ] jimmy look at that. Thats thats yeah. This is a delightful picture that i would send john from set. Jimmy you would send your husband. Just to really cement our romance. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, you went for it. I want to show everyone, and youre just fantastic. Heres a clip of emily blunt in the girl on the train. Woke up covered in blood. And i had i had bruises all over my arm, and its usually from when ive fallen and someones helped me up. My husband, he used to tell me what id done the night before. And i learned that when you wake up like that, you just say what you did, and youre sorry for who you are. And youre never going to do it again. But you do. You do it again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Thats how you do it, emily blunt. Emily and i are playing box of lies when we come back. Very fun game. [ cheers and applause ] this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain. And clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific joint and skin symptoms. 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[ laughter ] for more instructions, the first to two points wins. Wow. Jimmy emily, you are a a guest. Why dont you pick the first box. Okay. Jimmy do you have a a strategy at all . Do you think youre going to lie or tell the truth . Why would i tell you my strategy . [ laughter ] thats my strategy is opponent. Jimmy you already gave too much away. All right. [ laughter ] what number . [ crowd screaming ] steve 28 [ crowd screaming ] jimmy all right. This is all a part im guessing right now. [ cheers ] it feels like its heavy. It looks like its heavy. Im getting all hints. God, what . Jimmy yes, yes. Ive been trying to make it anyway. Jimmy feel light . Im not gonna tell you anything. Jimmy mmm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] thats interesting. Jimmy okay. Play. Jimmy so the audience has now seen it. [ laughter ] its cute. Jimmy nope. Now, here you go. This is where you make the choice. Umm. Jimmy yeah. [ clears throat ] [ laughter ] its a, its an interesting thing. [ laughter ] so, um steve what . Jimmy its an interesting thing. So, it actually happens to be, um, its a record player with with a pizza on it. [ laughter ] and the pizzas, um jimmy spinning . Spinning. [ laughter ] jimmy so you pulled a a record out of the box . [ laughter ] with a pizza thats on it yeah, and its, like jimmy and thats spinning . Yeah, and its and its a, its a pepperoni pizza. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. You lie you suck [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was the best. I played with the best. That was some good acting right there. [ laughter ] wow. How did you all lie went along with her too. Like, it was [ cheers ] you had help. All right. Which do i choose . [ crowd screaming ] oh, im watching you. Im watching. Oh, stop it. [ laughter ] [ babbling ] its light. [ babbling ] [ laughter ] how do they why would they put that one on the top shelf . [ laughter ] thats the heaviest one. Whoo even this is hard to open. [ laughter ] im, like, trying to see over, which is wrong. [ laughter ] its, like, close together, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ coughs ] [ laughter ] so bad. [ laughter ] i love why do you how do your nostrils, like, shake . What . Its like jimmy am i giving it away . Yeah. Jimmy thats how i act. [ laughter ] this is how i act. [ laughter ] in my box [ laughter ] its another box. [ laughter ] its a box in a box . Jimmy and inside that box is another box. Its interesting, because the number three. Jimmy three boxes . Three boxes. [ laughter ] were back. [ laughter ] yeah, make sure. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you think . Lying or truthing . Like, a lie . . Oh, come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know i know it was so boring. Jimmy its really funny. I wa but, now its down to this is it right here. They were laughing too guys, youre easily pleased. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no that was very funny its not that bad. Jimmy all right. Here we go. This is it. All right. Jimmy this is for the win. Whoever wins this, wins and loses the whole game. [ crowd screaming ] five . [ crowd screaming ] jimmy all right. So you already did one. [ chuckles ] oh, god. [ laughter ] all right. So you already told the truth. Okay. . . Jimmy you did the same reaction last anytime. You acted like you had seen it before. Oh jimmy so youre, oh, yeah, a record player with a pizza on it. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy ive seen this before. [ laughter ] mmhmm. Okay. [ laughter ] . . [ laughter ] this is messed up. [ laughter ] guys are sick. [ laughter ] it is a i dont feel i cant say this, having daughters. It is a my little pony with a a syringe stuck in it. [ laughter and applause ] that is wrong. Jimmy well, there are rumors of the horse steroids going around, and [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, interesting. [ british accent ] you got a little bit more of your british accent on that one. Mmm. [ british accent ] jimmy a little mustard as you say. 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Coms rewards program for every 10 nights you stay, you get one free. Which is great for families. Finally whatever captain obvious. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an awardwinning chef and author. He has over 25 restaurants, and his new book, big american cookbook, is in stores tomorrow. It is fantastic. Get your moneys worth on this please welcome back my friend, mario batali . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on looking good. Looking just like the cover of the book, my friend. I get to look at the band a jimmy you should, yeah. This is nice. Jimmy see the roots. Hey, guys, you look great. Jimmy buddy, thank you for being here. Congrats on this. What is this . Your 11th book . Its my 11th book. [ british accent ] jimmy its your 11th book . [ british accent ] it is. Jimmy my little pony, and its amazing. [ laughter ] thats all i got. I got no more english accent. Jimmy no, no. That was a good one. You keep going. All right. All right. Jimmy dude, its fantastic. So, basically, you went all around america and picked your favorite things, and in the last 20 years, as ive been traveling around either on book tour or just on vacation, as i go to the groovy little towns, i go to the fancy restaurants, and then i also go and, i ask someone, whoever i meet, i say, where do i go to find something that tastes like the wind smells when it blows down main street jimmy yeah. On your favorite day of the year jim yes. Yeah [ laughter ] and they say, you go to the rose caf . jimmy yes and you order the [ bleep ] on the shingle jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah or whatever it is. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant say that. They change the name and im like, and ive got to find that out jimmy hopefully, they change the name, hopefully, yeah. [ laughter ] and im like, give me the shingle, baby i got to have the shingle jimmy give me the shingle. Lets go. S. O. S. Lets do it and, instead of writing it down, they tell me it verbally, d it, and ive got another guy named jim webster whos out there on the road with me. He is in the audience somewhere today, but we are out there. We finding out whats going on in america, and we just love this place. It is diverse, it is incredible, and look at the election season weve brought upon ourselves. [ laughter ] nothing weirder than anything going on in our world. Jimmy this represents america. And its still delicious and tangy. Jimmy yes. Its remarkable. Jimmy well, im from upstate new york, and what [ cheers ] shout out. Yeah. Whats the good upstate new york thing . Well, theres a lot of upstate new york. Part of upstate new york is in kind of new england. Part of upstate of new york is attached to kind of the jimmy mmhmm. One of my favorite things is beef on a weck. [ cheers ] have you had a cuomo weck, have you . Jimmy ive not had a weck, no. [ laughter ] a weck is a magnificent bread that is coated with seeds and salt, and they serve a a roast beef sandwich that looks a lot like that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these are weck. Now, theres a lot of cultural roast beef sandwiches all around america. Jimmy mmhmm. This is the one from buffalo. Jimmy blo . And i actually love it. Are we tasting . Jimmy yeah, lets taste it. All right. Jimmy dude, this is fantastic. A beef on a weck, its whats for dinner. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats not what they say. Dude what do you think . Jimmy that might be the tastiest thing ive ever had in my entire life. So, this book is filled with recipes just like that that are all very, very simple to make. They arent all gussied up. They are not restaurantified. And you can buy all the ingredients at your regular Grocery Store all over america. Jimmy youre the man. Every time weve hung out, which is, um, weve had dinner together, and what people uh, they, uh [ laughter ] thank you. Um, the you are not a youre not a wine snob. No, i love wine. But i dont jimmy yeah, youre not like, oh, i could never have that with this. Or, this this is no, no, no. Whats important to me is that everyone thats at the table feels comfortable tasting the wine. So i always say, just taste it. See what it feels like. You cant say anything wrong. Jimmy yeah, plus i want to see if you can tell the difference between boxed wine and a very expensive wine. [ cheers ] i accept that challenge. Jimmy lets go. Lets take it. Lets take it. Lets give it a try. Weve got higgins over here. [ cheers and applause ] . . Youre not tapped. All right. Whats up . Here we go. Steve all right. For this taste test jimmy yeah. Steve we have two different kinds of wine. Jimmy two different kinds of wine. Steve one is very, very expensive. Jimmy yeah, the other stuff. Steve the other jimmy we know. We just said this. Steve this is from a box. Jimmy thats correct. Steve blindfold jimmy mmhmm. Steve because the taste tests, blind, are better. Jimmy why would he even arent even labeled. Steve put it on. This is number one. [ laughter ] number one. Jimmy this is, like, a a misstep already. Steve all right. You put it on. Jimmy why would you steve its number one. Youre going smell it ,and you know its not number one or else it would be yellow, but its number, wine number one. Jimmy grow up i cant wait to taste it. Jimmy grow up steve smell number one. Jimmy yeah, doesnt smell like number two. Wait. Okay. Jimmy hold on. Hold on. [ laughter ] ready . Steve youre smelling number two . Jimmy wait, im gonna move steve stop. [ laughter ] jimmy im going to move my nose into it. Okay. Stop. Steve im not moving. Jimmy you dont move. Steve im not moving. Jimmy then dont move. Ill just put it under my nose. Okay. Where is it . Jimmy is it near me . All right. I can hear myself. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy all right. Can i spin it . Jimmy all right. Can you spin it . Steve ill spin it. Jimmy are you spinning it . Steve im spinning it. It doesnt smell like its being spun. All right. Get ready to taste it. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Thats, thats thats, that [ cheers ] hey, there you go. Jimmy what is wrong with you . Steve but, do you know what . That was rude. Jimmy why would you i dont even trust you. Steve because im a child. Jimmy but why would you steve i am a child. I accidentally spilled all over him on purpose. [ laughter ] jimmy will you steve i swear to you, i will not do that again. I wont spill any wine on your wine your shirt. Jimmy what happened . Steve i spilled wine on him. I threw wine on him. [ laughter ] jimmy that was boxed wine by the way. [ laughter ] steve all right. I thought it was pretty good. Steve this is number two. Jimmy yeah, no. Do not steve i will not i swear to you jimmy do not, do not, yeah. Steve i will not do that. I promise you i will not do that. Smell. Jimmy mmhmm. Steve can you smell that . Jimmy mmhmm. Steve okay, mario, can you smell this . I cant smell it yet. Jimmy am i still smelling . Steve yes, smell that. Jimmy mmhmm. Yes. [ why did i trust you . Why would i trust you . [ cheers ] steve that was not me it was him jimmy why would i trust you . Steve i did not do that. [ cheers and applause ] i would not do that to you. I would not do that to you. Jimmy that was the expensive wine. Steve yes, youre right. Jimmys right its the expensive wine [ laughter ] jimmy you guys, mario batali [ cheers and applause ] pick up his latest book, big american cookbook, on sale tomorrow. Chance the rapper performs for us after the break. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] initiating retrieval sequence. Activating thrusters. Target acquired. Dang it ah come on can vote from space. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. First kid you ready . By their second kid, every mom is an expert, and more likely to choose luvs than first time moms. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy yo, yo, yo chance the rapper, anthony hamilton, ty dolla sign, raury, and dram. Were talking to chance after the break. Stick around how about that [ cheers and applause ] sfx door rattles. Glass shatters shell call nine one one. Average Response Time . Eleven minutes. Y clinton could take away her right to self defense. And with Supreme Court justices, hillary can. Dont let hillary leave you protected with nothing but a phone. The Nra Political Victory Fund . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Were back with chance the rapper. Come on right there, chance the rapper. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you for having me back, man. Jimmy please, every time you come on, its Something Different and cool and i love it, and i just love what youre doing and for the whole everyone who doesnt know who dont know chance the rapper, you dont sell your music. No. Jimmy its free. Yeah. Jimmy you know [ cheers and applause ] yeah, well, im on tour right now, im a touring artist. As music grows, theres always new ways of releasing, and, you know, theres visual albums and, you know, full concerts and big broadway musicals, and in so many ways the music moves around now, like, i feel like trying to fit it into a a forsale album is kind of obsolete now. Jimmy really . So its like yeah, it gives me more space to create and put out stuff. Jimmy yours is the first streaming only album to chart il [ cheers and applause ] coloring book. I just think its its called coloring book and its emerged. Jimmy i brought you a gift. I appreciate it. Jimmy thats for you. [ cheers and applause ] thats my color, man. Thats my color. Or black looks good, too. Jimmy yeah, perfect. [ cheers ] give em both sides. Jimmy yeah, i look like luke from the gilmore girls. [ laughter ] thats a shout out to the so youre on tour now. Where are we going to see you . What are you doing . Yes. So, i just played meadows fest in new york last night. Jimmy do you like the big festivals or do you like the smaller clubs or do you like them both . Honestly, festivals, theres a lot of logistical problems, like, you know, playing a big fest, theres too many artists and you gotta find catering and all types of stuff. I like it when its just my show, you know, and i show up and, you know jimmy do it up. Do my thing. Jimmy you really do. You do your thing. Thanks so much for coming back. No, ts jimmy you always bring it. We love you. Chance the rapper, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to emily blunt, mario batali, chance the rapper, anthony hamilton, ty dolla sign, raury, d. R. A. M. And the roots from philadelphia. Happy birthday, tariq happy birthday, dude. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight chat and pizza making with martha stewart. From the girl on the train, actress haley bennett. Featuring the 8g band with stanton moore. . . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers, this is late night . How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Well, it looks like this year we can all claim donald trump as a dependent. [ laughter ]