Were going to have a great show. Thank you so much for being here, guys. Heres what people are talking about. A white house email account was hacked, and a lot of their information was leaked yesterday. Theyre saying the information was stolen from the Gmail Account of a lowlevel staffer. Then joe biden was like, technically, my title is vice president. [ laughter ] lowlevel staffer. Of course, the candidates are busy getting ready for the first president ial debates this coming monday. Get this. Apparently, Hillary Clinton has for the timers they use in debates. Yeah, they say she has an innate sense of when time is running out. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] then, democrats said, where the hell has it been the last couple months . Hey, come on lets go [ applause ] meanwhile, donald trump is not preparing as much for the debate. Hes no. But his campaign is running a campaign plane. Second place winner gets to be secretary of state. [ laughter and applause ] that sounds fun. Steve wow jimmy thats a good deal. Steve thats a good prize. Jimmy listen to this. In an upcoming frontline special, former apprentice star omarosa claims that everyone who criticizes him will eventually have to, quote, bow down to president trump. [ audience oohs ] in response, people said, this is america, and we dont bow down to anyone. Besides beyonce. [ cheers and applause ] beyonce. Queen bee. And this is just weird. Libertarian candidate gary johnson was asked [ light laughter ] you got to this. No, you got to see this. He was asked how he would do if he were allowed at the debate, if he was at the debate, how he would do, and he wound up giving a pretty interesting response here. Take a look at this. Do you think if you were able to get on the debate stage that you could pull even with trump and clinton in these polls . And it wouldnt be it wouldnt have anything to do with my debate performance either. [ mumbling ] and not say anything [ mumbling ] [ laughter and applause ] steve what . God. Jimmy hillary was like, and you guys are worried about my health . I mean this is just [ mumbling ] but, with the election so close, p in office is winding down. Of course, obama has changed a a lot during his presidency. If you want to see how much hes changed, we actually got 2016 obama to sit down and talk with 2009 obama. Take a look at this. And i promise you, if you occupy this job long enough, youre gonna, in some ways and some areas, fall short of the ideal. You certainly shouldnt be punished for that. Thats just piling on. Lets face it. The easiest way to get on television right now is to be really rude right now. Nightly news. Well, i the second piece of advice is, always use purell Hand Sanitizer [ light laughter ] because if you dont, youre going to get a lot of colds because you shake a lot of hands. This is not the Biggest Issue facing the country. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy it is not the Biggest Issue. And in a new interview with vanity fair, president obama revealed that he often writes angry letters to people when hes upset, but then crumples well, we actually got our hands on a few of those crumpled up letters. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy yeah. Check out what obama was so mad about. Heres the first letter. He said, dear putin, what are you doing, man . How could you not show up to the u. N. . Well, guess what, u and n are the first two letters of me uninviting you to my pool party. [ laughter ] but, who cares, right . Im sure you already have your shirt off. Oh, yeah, tell trump i said hi. Barack. [ applause ] crumbled it up. Steve crumpled it up and threw it away. We got it. Steve are you serious . Jimmy we have another letter. Steve no wonder theyre getting hacked all the time. Jimmy he wrote, dear time warner cable. [ light laughter ] i cant get your damn dvr fastforward button to work properly. I hit the button, and it went backwards to the beginning of the damn show. It shouldnt take three hours to watch one episode of tiny house hunters. [ laughter and applause ] tiny house hunters . What am i doing . Why am i writing this . Steve got it. Thats all you got. Jimmy no, we have one more letter. Steve what . Jimmy yes. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy finally, he said, dear sprint spokesman who used w what the hell, dude . What ever happened to loyalty . If paul ryan can stick with donald trump, you can stick with the wireless carrier that made you famous. Can you hear me now, bitch . [ laughter and applause ] whoa crumple it up steve wow jimmy and toss it in the garbage. Well, get this, Mark Zuckerbergs wife, priscilla, says their 10monthold daughter wont be allowed to sign up for facebook until shes 13, because she has to follow the rules. Facebook in 13 years. [ laughter ] like, lame, mom everyones on twizzlebonk you cant be on it im on it its for kids [ light laughter ] so embarasssing give me my jet pack [ laughter ] stop following me around steve bleep blorp. Jimmy this is very interesting here. New data finds that more own lunch to work every day. Yeah, as evidenced by the inside of your break room microwave that looks like a a triple homicide just took place. [ laughter ] cover your chili, carl i wasnt even the one eating chili [ laughter ] im sorry, carl. I just had a rough day. Okay. [ light laughter ] steve my gosh. I brought quail. Jimmy i was just barked at and ripped a new one. Steve call the surgeon. Jimmy i need to take an hour lunch. Steve harsh. Jimmy yeah, sorry, carl. Finally, it was reported today that due to his role in the bridge gate scandal, new Jersey Governor Chris Christie could face impeachment. When he heard that, christie said, mmm, peach, mint. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, come back again next week. On monday samuel l. Jackson and Gina Rodriguez are going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] of truth or door. Yeah. Then later in the week, sting will be here. [ cheers and applause ] kate mckinnon, margot robbie, nathan lane, and James Marsden will all be joining us. Its gonna be good. But first, we love this guy. Hes the funniest. He stars in the hit television series, the last man on earth. Will forte is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the funniest dude, the funniest guy ever. Plus from the new movies the magnificent seven and the girl on the train, two giant movies, Haley Bennett is stopping by. Steve oh jimmy there she is there. [ cheers and applause ] and then, this girl is just unbelievable, and just meeting her in person, shes the cutest thing youve ever seen. She just won americas got talent, and the judges the did a job. They picked the right one. Shes got so much talent. Shes so awesome. 12 years old, the winner of americas got talent, steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plays ukelele. Voice steve voice jimmy amazing voice. She writes all of her own stuff. Grace and i are going to talk. Were going to play a fun new singing game, and then shes going to perform for us to close the show. I cannot wait. She is so awesome. [ cheers and applause ] its a hot show tonight. Guys, were very lucky to have a special guest sitting in with the roots tonight. That is multiple grammy awardlosing rock musician gregg almond. Gregg,nk [ cheers and applause ] thank you for having me, jimmy. It honestly is just great to be out of my apartment. [ laughter ] jimmy gregg, you are, of course, a member of the famous almond brothers band, is that correct . Yes, and thats almond brothers with a d not to be confused with the allman brothers band, who as everyone knows are a bunch of thieving hacks who stole our careers. Into that. Gregg, just remind me. How did the almond brothers band get together . Well, jimmy, the core of the group has always been me and my identical cousin, randy almond. [ laughter ] we bonded in high school over two things our love of good oldfashioned american rock music and a lifethreatening allergy to nuts and legumes. [ laughter ] jimmy wait a second. Wait, im sorry, youre allergic to nuts . From the name, almond brothers, that kind of seems like you love almonds. Yeah, jimmy, that is a in fact, it has been very confusing to our fans as well. [ laughter ] you know, often they will show up to our concerts and throw handfuls of roasted almonds at us, resulting in severe allergic reactions to the hands and face. I, myself, have been taken to the emergency room over 397 times [ laughter ] for nutrelated issues, yeah. Jimmy oh my goodness, over 397 times . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, you wouldnt just say over 400, no. Why dont you just sorry, im laughing at something else. This joke i heard earlier. Gregg, why dont you just tell your fans that youre allergic to almonds . Well, jimmy, we did try. Especially on our 1 1976 album, please dont put your nuts on us. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i think i do we have that . I dont know if we have that album here. Do we . Oh, no, we do. Actually, we have that album here. This is it. Please dont put your nuts on us [ cheers and applause ] the almond brothers. You know, sadly, that somehow that just emboldened people to throw more almonds at us. [ laughter ] in fact, the constant nutchucking became such a a problem that we had to stop touring. [ laughter ] jimmy constant nutchucking . I mean, thats steve thats the worst. Jimmy why didnt you just change the name of the band . Well, we did. You know, for a while, we called ourselves the not the almond brothers, jimmy i see. I see. And your cousin, randy, is no longer with us, is that correct . Thats right. Thats right. Unfortunately, we lost randy a a year ago. Miss you, cuz. Miss you every day, every damn day. [ laughter ] jimmy like, not with us anymore. You want to do which one is he . [ laughter ] is this him . On the left. Jimmy that is him . Okay, there he is. For randy tonight, sort of a a tribute, is that correct . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy well, whenever youre ready, please. . . . Cousin i still miss your big old sweet brown eyes . . Though they were often swollen shut from handling pecan pies . . Ill never understand the reason why you passed away . . Though it may have been the double decker . I hope one day ill see your face much clearer . . Until then ill just have to stare into a mirror . . Do do do do . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was very touching. Thats a very touching tribute. Steve beautiful. Jimmy gregg almond, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, gregg. Well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . . 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[ laughter ] can i have some thank you note writing music, please . . . Always in a good mood steve he was in a good mood. Jimmy always in a good mood, that guy. Steve yeah. Jimmy look how happy he is. Steve call him happy james. Jimmy yeah. Steve the cutest piano player on the block. [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, vladimir putin, for forming a a new super secret megaspy agency. The fact that i know about it means youre off to a great start. [ laughter and applause ] how do i know about spy steve its secret. [ as putin ] jimmy super megasecret. . . [ laughter ] thank you, american airlines, for updating employee uniforms for the first time in nearly three decades. Now, can you retire the plane i just flew in that had an ashtray . [ laughter and applause ] thank you i appreciate it. That would be great. You havent been able to smoke on a flight since 1974. Thank you, Pumpkin Spice latte, for sounding like strawberry shortcakes stripper cousin. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, oh, Pumpkin Spice latte. Steve here she comes to the stage, Pumpkin Spice latte. . . Thank you, google, for testing a Drone Delivery Service for chipotle that will drop a a burrito off at your hous of course, it used to mean something totally different when someone said, i cant leave the house until my chipotle drops. [ laughter and applause ] different, very different. Steve the number two reason. [ laughter ] . . Jimmy thank you, candy never [ applause ] [ as trump ] beautiful candy. Very classy. Covered in gold. 100 sugar. [ laughter ] . . Thank you, extensive wine menus at restaurants for making it more difficult for me to find the second least expensive bottle. [ laughter ] oh, yeah look, that looks real good. Steve 22 . Jimmy ill have the i love merlot. [ laughter ] [ pop sound ] . . Thank you, kaleidoscopes, for being a fun way to teach kids how to hallucinate. There you guys have it. Those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with will forte. [ cheers and applause ] i struggle with bipolar depression, and its tough. It leaves me feeling sad and empty. It makes it hard to be there for the people i love. So i talked to my doctor and she prescribed latuda. There are many forms of depression. Latuda is fda approved to treat bipolar depression which is different from other types of depression. In clinical studies, onceaday latuda was proven effective latuda is not for everyone. Call your doctor about unusual mood changes, behaviors, or suicidal thoughts. Antidepressants can increase these in children, teens, and young adults. Elderly dementia patients on latuda have an increased risk of death or stroke. Call your doctor about fever, stiff muscles and confusion, as these may be signs of a lifethreatening reaction, or if you have uncontrollable muscle movements, as these may be permanent. 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They travel a lot. Every four years when we got restationed you think its going to be the biggest change in your life but theres always more changes to come. The first thing that we would do when we would get into our new place was set up the beds. And when i go to t. J. Maxx i buy good quality things that are going to last a long time. Everything i get there, i get at a lower price. Shopping at t. J. Maxx is always like a bonding experience. Discover real value worth sharing. I just think that home, its wherever your family is. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very funny, very talented man who has twice been emmy nominated for outstanding lead actor in a comedy series, for his fantastic work on the Popular Television show, the last man on earth. The third season premiers this sunday at 9 30 p. M. On fox. Will forte [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great, man. Thank you very much. Jimmy looking good. Welcome. I apologize about that. Excited that had will fortes here on the show . Will forte sounds like a a madeup name to me. Jimmy your name is gregg almond. [ laughter ] hey, gregg, hows it going . Sorry, i dont make small talk with prettyboy actors. [ laughter ] jimmy well, welcome to the show. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Jimmy lets move on. Yeah. Jimmy congrats on your emmy nominations. Thank you very much. Jimmy you looked great. [ cheers and applause ] and you deserve it. No one deserves it m you commit to the role. You shaved half of your face. You had no hair, no eyebrows, no beard. My eyebrows are still coming back, but theyre hanging in there. Theyre coming back. Its exciting. Were not supposed to, right . [ cheers ] isnt it customary to undo that . Well now you see this little area. Jimmy yeah, i think lets put it back. Bring it back. [ laughter ] yeah, thats good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats fine. Perfect. Look at that. That looks so comfortable. [ laughter ] that looks weird now. Maybe unbutton. No, that still looks weird. You dont need to hold the mug. Yeah. [ laughter ] let me have the mug. I think that just maybe open it all the up and tuck it around. Like one of these . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Thats how youre supposed to do it. Thats perfect. Now thats it [ cheers and applause ] this is jimmy the emmy award, i screwed up your tie now, buddy. Sorry. The collars all messed up. [ laughter ] take your tie off. No, take youre tie off. People worked very hard to make this tie. [ laughter ] this tie, and i want to throw in a plug for them, is made by the tie company of thailand. A little on the jimmy oh, thai. No tieland. Jimmy oh its a new country. Yeah, youll hear about it. [ laughter ] jimmy how will i hear about it . It will be in the news . When the tieme is right, theyll put a sorry, actually, for everything thats happened since ive been out here. A blanket apology. [ laughter ] jimmy its just terrible. I love having you on. You know i love you. I was hoping that you would win, of course, the great, Jeffery Tambor won. But i was hoping youd win because i would love to see you get up there and give a nice speech. Awe, thats nice of you. Jimmy was rooting for you. Hes wonderful. He is, basically, if anybody in that category won, it would have made sense because everybodys so, so, good. It was just a pleasure to be included. Jimmy oh, actually, i thought of something. Show here, you can maybe do the speech now in case you won. [ cheers and applause ] sure, sure. Jimmy is that good . Okay. Yeah. Jimmy and the emmy goes to will forte [ cheers and applause ] . . Those were the stairs. Oh, the stairs. Those stairs. Oh, my god. I knew it. [ laughter ] i knew it i knew this. Ive never had a doubt, not a a single doubt. [ light laughter ] you made the right call. You made the only call. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god i knew it jimmy oh, my god. What . But i want to bring it down for a second. [ laughter ] mom, dad, i love you. Its been a tough year for the forte family. I couldnt have done this without you. I want to dedicate this award to my dad and my mom who are [ snoring ] [ laughter ] jimmy hey. Hey hey, gregg i apologize. I apologize. Gregg wake up. That is so rude. Wake up. You know what . Screw this handsome hollywood phony i mean, you are gorgeous, but i am out of here. Whos coming with me . Come on. Jimmy mark, dont go with that was a beautiful speech. Dont listen to him. Whats his problem, why did we invite him back . I mean, aplus in the looks department, but, like, very rude. [ laughter ] very rude. Jimmy im sorry. Lets change the subject. How was your summer . Did you get any time off . I know youre working constantly. I did. I got to go on a cruise with my family to alaska, which was really fun. Jimmy hey, hows that . It was actually, i wouldnt have thought, oh, im going to have fun on this cruise. It just doesnt sound like m jimmy me too. But the whole family was there, there were like 20 of us. Jimmy wow. We show up in vancouver, were taking an alaskan cruise, going up to seward, alaska. And the first thing they hand us, is their like, several documents, like a binder full of documents about the norovirus having just been, like, rampant throughout the cruise that was on our ship. [ laughter ] so its like theyre scrambling to jimmy the first thing you get . Yeah, were like being shepherded on to the boat and clean up all the diarrhea and vomit and stuff like that. And it was like, i think i think they did it . I mean, i didnt get the norovirus. Jimmy of course they did. [ laughter ] of course they did it. But besides that, did you have a good time . I had a great time. My dad and i got a couples massage. [ laughter ] jimmy why would you do that . Why would you do that . I dont get to spend a lot of time with my dad and i was like, lets do this, bud. Jimmy you did a couples massage with your dad . So, we did a couples massage. Jimmy was it weird . No it wasnt weird well, okay. [ laughter ] thers we get in there, and, like, i wear my boxer briefs jimmy yeah, i do too. While they, you know, so i dont know, just for there are several reasons. But my [ laughter ] jimmy norovirus being one of them. [ laughter ] you never know, yeah. Eactly. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy could be a lot of diarrhea there. [ laughter ] so, we asked them, like, what should we do . Should we go underwear or whatever . They said, just keep your underwear on, no big deal. So theyre leaving and im kind of going, okay, okay, and i look over and my dad has already removed his tighty hes kicking in his scandals, hes presenting his whole area back there to me. [ audience ohs ] he didnt actually not intentionally. It was just like, it was just like a look over and like, the eye of the devil was there. [ laughter ] with these very droopy balls hanging down. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy hey, oh, whoa hey, hey, hey come on, man. What . Im just calling it like it is. My dad wouldnt want me to lie about the [ laughter and applause ] jimmy he wouldnt want you to talk about this at all no, no, hed be fine. But it was like, once we got into the massage, it was good, though. [ laughter ] i mean, there were a couple, like, like, i just would hear him every once in a while go, oh, my calves are very sensitive. [ laughter ] watch that. My calves are sensitive too. But i was just trying to jimmy you didnt know where you got it from. Yeah, now i know. Jimmy dear old dad. You probably also got other things. I learned a lot about my heritage, from him. Jimmy and hes got to be proud of you. The last man on earth. You dont want to give too much away but the new season, the First Episode is very important. Right off of what the cliff hanger from the last episode. I cant really say anything about it, but is there are some, there is a a major spoiler in there that if you like our show you should watch it sunday because this is a spoiler that will get out. Jimmy thats right. Very good. The spoiler will get out. Guys, will forte, everybody. Put your hands together for him. [ cheers and applause ] third season premier of the last man on earth is this sunday 9 30 p. M. On fox. Well be right back with the lovely, haley bennet will forte [ cheers and applause ] . . This is the allnew 2016 chevy malibu. Wow, its nice. Lets check it out. Do any of you have kids . I do yes. This car has a feature built in called teen driver technology, which lets parents see how their teens are driving. Oh, thats smart. It even mutes the radio until the seat belt is fastened. Will it keep track of how many boys get it in the car . Udi has for sure. Wish my beamer had that. I didnt even know that technology existed. Im not in the market for a car but now i may be. 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Get 10 off your womens fall fashion purchase of 50 or more right now. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very talented actress who is about to have a breakout year. You can see her in the magnificent seven, which is in theaters and imax now, and you can also see her in the girl on the train, two giant movies. Thats in theaters, october 7th. Everyone, please welcome . . Jimmy haley, Haley Bennett, welcome. Nice to see you. Thank you so much for coming on the show and thank you for bringing out a pie. I made you a pie. Jimmy did you really make this . I made that this morning. Jimmy cause i was going to ask you about your pie making skills, so you actually made this . Oh, yes. What kind of pie is this and did someone have a slice, by the way . [ laughter ] its very interesting that you would bring it out missing a a slice. [ laughter ] i dont know if you can see that. Did you eat some of this already . [ laughter ] liar. Who would have done that . Jimmy who would have done that . This looks like its an apple pie. Why did you make it in a cast iron skillet . So, when i auditioned for the magnificent seven, i brought in a pie very similar to this pie that youre looking its a cast iron skillet pie, which was types of pies that they made in the 1800s. Jimmy how would you know that . The internet. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, i know you can find out. I dont know how you end up knowing how to make pies from the 1800s, but good for you. [ light laughter ] that is delicious. Do you have a secret for it or anything . Well, im really sick, so. [ laughter ] jimmy what is wrong with you . [ laughter ] why would you make me eat that . I wouldnt hire you if you were auditioning for my movie. Im just kidding. No actually, i put seven vents in the top for the magnificent seven, which is out tonight. Jimmy very nice of you. [ cheers and applause ] im very excited for you, now, because, gosh, youre in two giant movies. The girl on the train is one of the biggest books ever. You have your gone girl and then you read that immediately after, everyone did. Youre fantastic in it and then the magnificent seven, this is like everybodys in this. Denzel. Ethan hawke. Denzel, chris pratt, ethan hawke. Jimmy was it just a blast . It was so much fun. It was so much fun. The whole experience and we went through a cowboy boot camp, which was amazing. I got to go through it, and we learned how to shoot, and we learned how to ride. Jimmy yeah, i saw a photo of you riding a horse, but i dont quite understand whats going on. Because youre in the ocean as well. Where did you find that . Jimmyha [ laughter ] thats what i do in my spare time. Jimmy i dont understand what happened. Is this what horses do . I dont know this. Yeah, they swim. Its incredible. Jimmy youre in deep. I had no idea that the horses were going they pretty much im wearing jeans here, as you can see. I had no i did not expect to go that deep in the water. Jimmy ive never heard of this. Where was it . This was well, look at the water. Where do you think it was . Jimmy new jersey . No. Jimmy tie . Tieland. [ laughter and applause ] have you heard about it . Youll hear about it. Youll hear about it. Where were you . Turks and caicos or something . Yeah, turks and caicos. Jimmy was it really . Yep. Jimmy thats pretty good. See. Jimmy yeah, not bad. How did i even know that . Did you like the pie . Jimmy i love the pie . Can i, i want to have another bite. Jimmy please have a piece of this. Oh, my god. I wish i could jimmy what . This is so good. [ laughter ] jimmy it really is delicious. Eat this w heres Haley Bennett in the magnificent seven. Here you go. Pretty. I mean, good. Youre shooting is good. Do it again. Sight the lowest part of the v, cheek rest in against the i had a father, thank you. Oh, god dang it im good. Six pounds of pressure. Thats all thats required to kill a man. And they say the nightmares never go away. Those nightmares . They keep you up often, mr. Farraday . You might want to wear some pants if youre fixing to fight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is Haley Bennett, everybody this is deliciou online or something. The magnificent seven is in theaters and imax now and the girl on the train is in theaters october 7th. Well be right back with grace vanderwaal, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Ds virgin racing entered formula e because we thought it was the best way to accelerate the development of electric vehicle technology. Latform to help us win today. And it solutions that help create a more Sustainable World by using up to 65 less energy than comparable servers. So Everybody Wins tomorrow. . . Hewlett packard enterprise. Accelerating next. Its time for some straight talk. Most Wireless Companies offer nocontract plans, but getting a new phone. Usually means getting locked into a contract. Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 for as low as thirtyone dollars a month, no contract. Cancel any time, no penalties. Its time to ask yourself. Why havent i switched . Add our unlimited plan. On americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. Find out more at straighttalk. Com [ 80s music ] can i get anyone a beer . Redds apple ale. Also for a limited time in ginger apple. . . . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is only 12 years old, but she blew everyone away when she won this season of americas got talent. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a talented young lady. Heres grace vanderwaal oh, my god. Look at this. And look, i even have water . Jimmy yeah, this is it. You have everything. This is what we have. This is the show. Does it look like it does on tv . No, not at all. Jimmy is it smaller. Yeah, actually. Jimmy it is, yeah . Yit smaller. Jimmy well so are you. [ laughter ] i am your biggest fan. I saw you when you first the first round of americas got talent, and i go, wow, this kid has just got it. Shes just you were writing your own songs. You did this original song which was its so i dont want to say original, but its so different, because a lot of people do cover songs. But you didnt. You did your own, and i go, this is kind of a risk. And everyones jaw was like, and people just freaked out. So im so happy for you. Im happy you won. And im happy you got a record deal, and im just so excited for you. [ cheers and applause ] funny funny story about the record deal. People always ask me, like, some people think that, like and this is so ridiculous, but i dont think people know what a record deal is. Because people will like come up to like, wow, you signed to a record deal . They basically own you now. Im like, every you kw, you cant let out, like, songs and stuff if you dont have a a record deal. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, well yeah, you think its a good thing. You have to do record deals. Oh my god. Jimmy have you seen this . Mmmhmm. Jimmy i want to play because i want to play a i want to play a game with you. I dont normally have a bowl full of marshmallows with me, but i thought it would be fun to play a game with you. Okay . Are you up for a game . Yeah. Jimmy all right, good. Its a singing game. [ cheers and applause ] all right, heres the deal. This card is for you. This cards for me. What im gonna do is jimmy yeah, but not yet. Okay, okay. Jimmy im going to stick as many marshmallows as you can stick in your mouth. Oh, god. Jimmy and then its like the chubby bunny challenge. You know . Jimmy yeah, chubby bunny. Chubby bunny, exactly. Except you have to sing its singing chubby bunny. You have to sing songs and see how many songs i can make you guess in 30 seconds. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy okay, so ill go first. All right, here we go. Oh my gosh. [ laughter [ muffled singing ] my gosh. Oh, shake it off. [ ding ] shake it off. Talk, talk, talk, down, high, low, hello. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] jimmy bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye . What . [ laughter ] . . Jimmy im so old. Im so old. Im so old. Now i feel bad jimmy so old. He wont even believe it. Im sorry jimmy hes a good friend of mine, too. Oh, man. [ laughter ] so old. Hopefully i know my song. Jimmy no, no, no, its not youll listen, its an oldie but a goody. [ laughter ] well, here, i got an i have an apron for you. So you dont get your outfit am i going to be, like, spitting spitting out, what . Jimmy no, no, thats just it matches your pants. Fashion statement right here. Jimmy here we go, buddy. Great, yeah go for it. The games only good if you you got to [ muffled talking ] thats perfect. [ muffled talking ] no one understands what youre saying. Okay, here we go. All right, ready . [ muffled singing ] jimmy so call me maybe [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] i got that one. Thats good. [ muffled singing ] [ laughter ] Jurassic World . Jurassic world . [ muffled singing ] Christina Aguilera . [ muffled singing ] [ buzzer ] thriller . Thriller, im old, im old again. Here, dont look at the camera, look away from the camera. Hotline bling yeah, yeah, okay, good. Here, you can put it down. Okay, okay good. There you go. Grace vanderwaal, everybody [ cheers and applause ] grace performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Grace vanderwaal [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she is a 12yearold singersongwriter who not only won americas got talent, but just signed a recording contract with simon cowell and columbia records. Performing her original song clay, please welcome grace vanderwaal [ cheers and applause ] . . . You see a girl to your friend who is she anyway . . Youve forgotten what she looks like in like a day but your words dont hurt me i will be okay . . cause you dont hurt me i wont hold onto your silly words . . I wont live inside your world cause your punches and your names . . All your jokes and stupid games they dont work and they dont hurt . . Watch them just go right through me because they mean nothing to me . But baby im not clay sorry not today cause baby im not . . Try to change my shape but baby im not clay sorry not today cause baby im not clay . . Your silly words i wont live inside your world . . cause your punches and your names all your jokes and stupid games . . They dont hurt no they dont hurt . . Watch them just go right through me because they mean nothing to me . . Im not clay . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Come on. Grace vanderwaal catch her performing at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas Next month. My thank you to will forte, Haley Bennett, grace vanderwaal, once again and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Bye, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight bill hader, Tony Awardwinning playwright sarah jones, music from testpattern. Featuring the 8g band with matt garstka. . . Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. How is everybody doing tonight . [ applause ] that is just wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump spent today campaigning in iowa, and it was going great until somebody tried to husk him. Following an up roar over her hidden pneumonia diagnosis, Hillary Clinton said yesterday that she just didnt think it was going to be that big a deal to keep the illness from going public. Sure, when has keeping a secret ever hurt a clinton . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, neither Hillary Clinton nor donald trump is currently projected to have the necessary 270 Electoral College votes to clinch the election. So you know what that means, a dance off . [ cheers ] seth and were still tied. [ laughter ] politico is reporting that Hillary Clintons Campaign Staff is concerned that she often refuses to stay properly hydrated. Huh, i guess that explains her new campaign logo. [ light laughter ]