Ever been to reno . Ill break a thousand more, baby before i am through i wanna be yours, pretty baby yours and yours alone im here to tell ya, honey that im bad to the bone everything copasetic . Big word. Finish your fries. I dont have to if i dont want. Youre not my father, you know. So, whyd you rob a casino . cause everybody else robs banks. Nowadays, you gotta be original. If youre original, catch em off guard, its a piece of cake. Id say casinos are pretty original. How many you done so far . One. One . Yeah. Happy birthday to you happy birthday dear michael [car starts] aw hey [tires screeching] [horn] [horn blares, tires screeching] i hear songs on the radio darn you, cybil, stop this r ow oh the song theyre playings got me thinkin bout you kissin me, and smiles real sweet you gonna pay for this . cause i was thinkin bout you where the hells my wallet . Every little dream i dream about you every little thought i think about you it drives me crazy when you go away im gonna keep you locked up at home [reading] itll take a while, but im gonna break you whoo you hurt me so much i hate you thomas j. Murphy, born 1955, january 8. Elvis birthday. Born in biloxi, mississippi. No record of a father. Spent most of his childhood in foster homes. He was a medic in vietnam. Awarded the purple heart. Nice. First arrest in 75 when he was caught vandalizing the gates of graceland. Now, why would you do that . [tires screeching] i could not make this stuff up if i tried. Then he was arrested for attempted murder in 88 and then again for a diamond heist in arizona, where he served 8 years. Released march, year of our lord 2000. In 1984, thomas j. Murphy filed charges against the estate of Elvis Presley for not recognizing him as elvis biological son. Right. Sure. He was denounced in 85, and he lost the case, along with 75 others claiming to be Elvis Presleys illegitimate children. The Court Ordered dna testing done. 73 of the 75 proved to be false outright. [siren] nice day. Great day. Marshal now youre not gonna tell me that murphy was one of the inconclusive 2. Buddy, take a look at those sideburns. [coins clattering] [ringing] petersons antique refurbishing. Naomi speaking. Yes, hi, um, im trying to reach jay peterson. One moment, please. Jay, theres a woman on the phone for you. Oh, all right. [door buzzer] [buzzes] jay peterson. [doohow can i help you . Cleanliness is next to godliness. Hey, alarm, see . Yeah, youre right. Hey, kid, this one here. Hey, i got a name, you know, and its not kid. Its jesse james. Well, move it, jesse james, and pop the hood. Kaching [engine starts] ow good job. Cybil yes, i do. Tonight, 10 00 sharp. Ill be there with bells on. Heh heh heh hey, give me five. 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So, its gonna be 50 cents on the dollar, thats what, things being the way they are. Nah, the deal was 70. Damn it ok, okit doesnt have to be 50 cents. Youre playin the wrong guy, stupid. I know. A deals a deal. Why dont you show me the money, jay, so i know youre not just jerki me around . Hey, listen, i think we got off on the wrong foot here. Why dont we wait for the girl . I think we got off thats fair. Foot here. And then ill show you mine, and then you show me yours. Why dont i shoot you with this funny arrow . No, no, no, please. Then show me youre playin straight with me. Ii open the safe. Ii cant do that. Open the safe, dummy. Hey. Bathroom. Well, make it quick. We cant pay for this. Well, what do you say . Sorry, sir. Noroblem, little dude. Yeah murphy are you afraid, jay . Cant make your fingers work . You think they felt that . You think you ever maybe just scared one to death . All right. Were in business. Lets have a drink. Mr. Peterson . Come on in. We were just talking about mexico. And being scared to death, right, jay . [door buzzer] [buzzes] hi. Are you mr. Peterson . In the flesh. Need a hand with that . No, no. I got it. [chuckles] quite a load you got there. A load . [laughs] laundry. I get it. A little industry humor. Dont you want me to give you the password, you know, just to verify that imits really me . Sure. If you wouldnt mind. Not at all. I know how these things work. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Perfect. You scared me there for a second. I wasnt quite sure that you were the right guy. Oh, im the right guy, all right. Michael all right, sse, you stay here. [floorboards creak] i told you to wait in the car, jesse. Is that my mom . I want to see no jesse thats not her. Were gonna find your mom, jesse. Youre lying. You dont know where she is. Shes with murphy, and shes headed to the same place we are. Tell me what you make of this. Somebody saw a 59 red caddy pulling out of a gas station shortly before the place blows up. Where . Ely, nevada about 300 miles north of las vegas. Then, last night, about 400 miles north of ely in twin falls, idaho, some antique dealerslash money washer, alleged, is found dead near an open and empty safe. I got 50 bucks on boise. You want a piece of that action . Hey, man, watch the hair. Whered you get these . I thought youd like it. Well, i do like it. A lot. Detroit to texas texas to l. A. Who brings it to you . Who . Whos your rock off . Footprint to the bayou across the Southern Plains who brings it to you . Who . Whos your rock off hey, i didnt know you smoked. Yeah. Once in a while. [retching] hey, want another one . All right. You made your point. What if i helped you get to murphy and the money . Then would you make me your partner . No. Why not . Because you bring nothin to the table, ok . Well, wheres your car now, mr. Smartypants . Murphys drivin it, mr. Iblowchunks whenismoke. Exactly. Hes driving your stolen car. Yeah, murphys driving my stolen yeah. Coupe de ville. License plate 3kmtg. [police sirens blare] policeman over loudspeaker step out of the car. Now. Ok. Thanks a lot. Shut the ignition off and step out of the vehicle, please. Murphy cheerleaders. Holding tank officer come on, stud. Cheerleaders. So, what are you in for . Jaywalkin or a visitors pass . Nothin that romantic. Grand theft truck. Yeah . Is that it . So far. Reporting the car stolen. Damn risky if you ask me. Clever, though. Had i known you were that smart, i might not have shot you back in rosewood. By the way, i did shoot you, didnt i . Michael wheres cybil . Cybil . Cybil. Cybil with a c . Murphy where do you think she is, mike . Man, you are messed up, murph. You are seriously a piece of work. Sticks and stones, but youd have done the same thing, michael, if she double crossed you instead of me. What . What are you talkin about . What am i talkin about . What, you mean you still havent figured it out . You two didnt play me. You didnt even know her. No, not very well, but i knew you. Youre reachin, murph. [murphy laughs] am i . You had no reason to bring her in. Same reason you stayed with her, mike. Average American Family out on the road for a little puttputt. Why didnt you go back to the motel . I did. Coyotes. Coyotes. Yeah. No lie. 2 of em. I took one in the grill, woke up in a ditch, suckin on the steering wheel. Face it, mike. You got played. It didnt matter to her who the 100 grand came from u, me. Im tryin to face that myself. Its all baloney, murph. She told you about the 100 grand and anything else you uld beat out of her. Yeah. Youre right, mike. The truth is, she fell so crazy in love with you in one day that the little grifter witch decides to ditch the deal she cans with me and take off with you, the man of her dreams. Ha by the way, that was the deal youve got, right . Hundred grand . Ah, mike. You know the difference between us, mike . Youre always trying to do the right thing in a bad situation. Holding cell officer zane, michael. Yeah. Murphy yeah. Right here. Right here. Somebody here to see you about bail. Bailiff boise county superior court now in session. The honorable judge carmody presiding. Mr. Zane . Yeah. Who are you . My name is otto sinclair. Im from 18001gofree. I was asked by mr. Waingrow to be your legal representation. Mr. Who . A mr. Jesse waingrow. That little shrimp. Yeah. Charming little feller, aint he . Am i gettin out of here . That all depends onyo mr. Z. What do you mean . Mr. Waingrow has agreed to purchase the release bond, provided you enter into a partnership with him. He said youd understand. You gotta be kiddin me. No, mr. Zane. I am not. This is ridiculous. This says 50 . Yes, it does, mr. Zane. Otto, zane, youre up next. Hey, you better make up your mind fast. I dont want to waste this judges time. You shoplifted in the wrong state. 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Mom, i thought you were dead. You know i was comin back. [chuckles] whats goin on here, cybil . What . Theres more money here than we took, a lot more. I dont know anything about that. No. Of course you dont. Ive been suckin on gas fumes for the past 5 hours. Dont look at me like that. You ok . [snickers] youre good, man. You really are. Youre good. I mean, thats a ne touch. Just the right amount of relief from a loving mother reuniting with her longlost son, who she left behind with a sucker she just stole 3 million bucks from. I did not set you up. Bullcrap what are you even talking about . Murphy told me. Murphy