Hey, youre yes, sir. Clarence you know, at the model year end clarence event, you can get a great deal on this 2016 passat. Steve. Yeah . Clarence is on a roll. Yeah. I wish theyd name an event after me. Same here. But the model year end becky event . Thats no good. Stevent thats just vandalism. Whatever you want to call it, dont miss the volkswagen model year end event. Hurry in for a onethousand dollar volkswagen reward card and 0 apr on a new 2016 passat. Maybe. The skate park today . You can make it grrreat kelloggs frosted flakes gives you the sweet spark to go all in and let your great out. Theyre grrreat [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is our countrys greatest roaster since kenny rogers. His new show pits comedian against comedian, jeff ross presents roast battle premieres on Comedy Central next thursday night at 10 00 p. M. Please say hello to jeff ross. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . This is so fun. Jimmy im happy to have you here. Just want you to explain to the audience, they may not know what a roast battle is. Two comedians going mike to mike in verbal combat. Jimmy i saw this a couple weeks ago. Its unbelievably funny, its vicious, and the comedians usually kind of know each other. Sometimes they dont. How did this start . Who comedians were in a parking lot, almost having a fist fight. Brian moses said, go home, write some jokes about each come back tomorrow. And in the end, i think it brought them closer together. Jimmy they couldnt have been much farther apart. One of them was a stoner, and one of them was a stutterer. Jimmy really . I dont remember their names, but i remember it took a long time to do the battle. 16 comedians from 4 different countries, roasting each other, oneonone, its like a home run derby of roasting. They research each other, do their 4 or 5 best jokes, sometimes it goes to sudden death. And youre judging it. Jimmy what do i have to do as a judge . The rules are original material only. No yo mama jokes. Its a joke writers showcase. Nothing is off limits. No chill, but no physical contact. You cant touch the other person until the end. Every battle ends with a hug. Jimmy for me, i just sit and make sure the material seems to be original. Your job is to get wasted and decide who is funnier. Jimmy how many times have you roasted donald trump . I guess twice officially. Jimmy twice officially. And one time he flew we down to his resort to make fun of him in front of his members. Jimmy i see. And did he react well to that . Because hes notoriously thinskinned, right . Im still alive. Jimmy was offlimits . You can make fun of his hair, his appearanappearance, the fac you can say he might be our first orangeamerican president. But the one thing hes super sensitive about, you cant make fun of how much money hes lost. Jimmy did he say anything to you about it . The writers were sending him his jokes. Whats the difference between a wet squirrel and donald trump . 16 billion. He wanted higher. He didnt care that they were making fun of his hair. Jimmy have Hillary Clinton . That would be fun. I would like to see donald trump and Hillary Clinton not debate but have a roast battle. He could be like, i need four insults about north korea by 3 00 p. M. , if i was a member of his roast cabinet. It was a very surreal plane ride, i will admit. Jimmy the plane ride with donald trump. Why . I called it hair force one. We chitchatted, and watched a movie. Jimmy what movie did you watch . American history x. Jimmy i dont know if thats a joke or not. He laughed the entire way through it. Jimmy this was something you tweeted on july 15th. Breaking news, the country of turkey will now be called pastrami. Take me through the process of this one. Inspiration can come from anywhere. Jimmy where did this come from . Katzs deli in new york. I see theres a revolution happening, and im like, hey, ive got some political humor. Jimmy did anybody think it was insensitive . One guy wrote back, said, at least they wont go hungary. Jimmy jeff ross presents roast battle premieres next thursday at 10 00 p. M. On Comedy Central. And we shall return with outdoor music from culture club. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy id like to thank cara delevingne, jeff ross, and i want to apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. But first, you can see them this summer on their first u. S. Tour in over 15 years, here with the song miss me blind, culture club [ cheers and applause ] miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind bet you got a good gun bet you know how to have some fun and then you turn it around on me because im better than the rest of the men i say youll miss me and you always do i say youll miss me now would i lie to you now theres no need to demand grab my golden hand ill teach you and youll never be sure if the way that you need is too much like greed decide if you are rich or youre poor i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind bet you make the fool run bet you know how to make it last forever but you know im never really sure are youre just kissing to be clever i say youll miss me and you always do i say youll miss me now would i lie to you now theres no need to demand grab my golden hand ill teach you and youll never be sure if the way that you need is too much like greed decide if you are rich or youre poor because the love that i have to give must be better than that kind it can make you rich it can make you poor but i know that youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind [ cheers and applause ] i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind i know youll miss me i know youll miss me i know youll miss me blind [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, high drama at the republican convention. Ted cruz refusing to nominate donald trump. And the big admission about melan melanias speech. Plus, music, the prophets of rage. Providing the conventions protest sound track. And after this dangerous wreck, bystanders banding together to do the seemingly impossible. But first, here are the n number on good evening. Conventions are normally highly choreographed events. But as we saw here in this room once again tonight, things are rarely normal when its the trump show. Fear and loathing on the floor of the the target of the anger, texas senator ted cruz, who ran against trump in the primaries, but refused to endorse him tonight,even as the crowd loudly called for him to do so. Enough was enough, apparently, for trump. Time to upstage him, drawing the cameras away as cruz was still at the podium. By standing for liberty. God bless each and every one of you. Reporter it really got ugly, as the delegates turned their anger at cruzs wife heidi, who had to be escorted out. It was not a pretty situation. Reporter this was the culmination of a longer bitter season of anger between the two men. This man is a pathological liar. Lying ted does not have the temperament to do this. Reporter did cruz hurt himself or help himself tonight . In a year of political firsts, another first. A major candidate comes in, doesnt endorse the nominee of the party. I think he hurt himself in the shortterm, and in the long term, because his ambition is to run for president if trump loses, it hurts him. Reporter how about trump . I think he looks like the unifying figure of of the republican party. I accept your nomination to run and serve at Vice President of the United States of america. Reporter the primetime speech of trumps Vice President ial pick, indiana governor mike pence. Im a christian, a conservative, and a republican in that order. Reporter a hero of cultural conservatives, his job tonight, to help his new boss unite a clearly divided party. Its change versus status quo. And my fellow republicans, when donald trump becomes president of the United States of america, the change will be huge. [ cheers and applause ] reporter at the end of pences speech tonight, trump strode out on stage to congratulate his guy, and give him a sort of awkward air kiss. He the choir and the pew. And i think he did a good job. Reporter heres trump touching down in his chopper. Walking alongside of his adult children, but interestingly, not his wife melania. The last time we saw her here, it was right after giving the now infamous speech, with striking similarities to Michelle Obamas speech from 2008. We want our children and all children in the nation to know because we want our children in this nation to know the only limit of your achievements are the reach of your dreams and willingness to work hard. The only limit of your achievements is the strength of your dreams and willingness to work for them. Reporter today, an of trump named Meredith Mciver said, melania told me some things she liked, and i wrote them down. This was my mistake. But why did melania not notice the similarities . Mciver said she offered her resignation, but trump didnt accept it. Heres what George Stephanopoulos heard from trump. Shes been with me a long time. Shes a good person, and came forward, said, look, it was a mistake i made. How is she handling all this . Shes a good woman, a strong woman, i thought she made a beautiful speech. She had that hall. Totally had that hall. And now the of her, which is terrific, because it was very unfair. Reporter on night three, the trump family continued its dominance of the convention. Eric trump took the stage. Vote for the one candidate that does not need this job. Reporter he oversees the familys golf enterprises, and works as a judge on the apprentice. To the unemployed voter watching me right now, wondering how you will make your next mortgage or rent payment, my father is running for you. This is a trump convention, not a republican convention. So, this is all about him and all about his family. Reporter is he at risk of overdoing it . He could be. People here really are eager to know more, know of the trumps, the more they like it. Reporter tomorrow night, its ivankas turn. And she will introduce her dad for the most important speech of his life. Whats his job thursday night . To reassure people that he can be the president of the United States. Youve had some amazing entrances this week, with the smoke and the helicopter. How do you top it tomorrow night . You will definitely be there. Im not looking for entrance. Im looking for a good grouping of words, its not about the entrance, its about the words and getting the words done. The only way were going to get that taken care do well in november. 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