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Guillermo, hello, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. Thats very nice. We have not a moment to waste. You are very kind. We have a lot to get to tonight. Starting with what might be the most shocking episode of the celebrity president yet. As im sure youve heard by now, president what is his last name . Trump . President trump yesterday said adios to james comey, who was director of the fbi, and also was in charge of investigating his campaigns relationship with the russians. He fired the guy who is investigating him. You know when we said trump should act more president ial . We probably should have specified we didnt mean nixon. [ laughter ] although nixon supported universal health care. Not only did james comey get fired, the way he got fired, trump had his longtime personal bodyguard deliver a letter in a manila envelope to fbi was fired. James comey wasnt there, he was here in l. A. Speaking to a group of fbi agents. They had the tv on. He sees on the news that he was fired. He thought it was a prank. For real, he thought it was which makes you wonder what kind of friends he has in the first place. It wasnt a prank. Donald trump has only pulled one prank, it was getting elected president by selling the most hats. [ cheers and applause ] and to make the situation even stranger, our local news channels here in l. A. Went to live helicopter coverage of james comeys car. Why, i dont know. But they followed him like it was a highspeed chase. Hes on the 405 in that motorcade going down south through the mara vista area. Breaking news, its the 105 freeway, theyre headed directly to the airport. Weve been kind waiting to see if we would get a glimpse of him. Hes a very, very tall man, james comey appears to be getting on that plane. Looks like that might have been him boarding that plane. We are now looking at this live has become a very different day than planned for the former fbi director. Jimmy yeah, well. You know, when youre not with the fbi, you cant go on the plane. Its a rule. Must have been a united flight, i guess. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] once the news of the firing broke, team trump scrambled, most of them didnt know it was happening, white house stress secretary, sean spicer, hes in the naval reserve. Every so often he has to go on active duty for a few days. Yesterday when the comey firing happened, he was about to leave for his reserve duty. And he didnt want to answer questions. So he hid in the bushes outside the white house. For real. Sometimes youve got to stop and smell the rose garden, you know . Unfortunately for him, a group of reporters spotted him. I guess they heard crying in the bushes. And spicer finally agreed to co their camera lights off and their cameras i guess for some reason he felt like the White House Press secretary crawling out of his hiding place might an bad visual. So he had them turn the cameras off. And they did. And then he talked to them. Sean spicer is about two weeks away from throwing down a smoke bomb and disappearing like batman. [ laughter ] without sporty spicer trump was apparently unhappy with the coverage on cable news. He didnt like the way people were reacting to his decision. So he dispatched his team of henchpeople led by someone who i thought might have run away. Kellyanne conway is back. He brought back his reputation. He brought it back. Hes got to hang tough because theres a lot of people want him to do the wrong thing. What he did was the right thing. So now your white house is saying that what he did was wrong, but previously, as a candidate, donald trump was saying it was the right thg. That dont belong together. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. I was on your show often last fall saying we were going to win michigan and how we were going to do it so that was fun. Jimmy thats quite an eyeroll. She is back and better than ever. Right now theres no permanent director of the fbi. So this is a very good time to rebroadcast or retransmit games without the express written consent of major league baseball. [ laughter ] [ applause ] dont do it, its a crime. Attorney general Jeff Sessions who recused himself from the Russian Investigation is now leading the search for a new director of the fbi. Who would then presumably lead the Russian Investigation. Is it possible he doesnt know what the word recuse means . Thats when you keep doing something, right . I recuse to give up [ laughter ] so today sessions released what theyre calling the shortlist. According to this list, the next director of the fbi will be one of these people. It will be either dog the bounty hunter. Or this man, jona lchljonald d. Hes a newcomer but hes very, very good that i can tell you. Cbs caught up with Vladimir Putin to get his take on the departure of james comey, boy did they pick a weird spot to find him. How will the firing of james comey affect u. S. russian relations . [ speaking russian ] there will be no effect. [ speaking russian ] translator your question was very comical, dont be angry with me. We have nothing to do with that. [ speaking russian ] translator however, i would like to announce that President Trump is one sexy [ bleep ]. By the way, how cute do i look in this outfit . Jimmy very, very hes a cutie putie is what he is. [ applause ] while all this nonsense is going on in washington, president obama is in italy sporting a very casual new look. Its the i do not give a flying you know what about anything look. He hasnt been buttoning his shirt lately. I think hes auditioning to be the new dos equis spokesman. [ laughter ] he seems to be enjoying his time away from the white house almost as much as donald trump is hating his time in it. Meanwhile, i know its a little early to Start Talking about 2020 but theres a major new figure on the political scene in california, Antonio Sabato jr. Thats right, actor, model and dancing star Antonio Sabato jr. Is running for congress. Please hold your applause. [ laughter ] hes running in the 26th congressional district. 26 is also what place he came in on dancing with the stars. [ laughter ] i dont know if you remember, he spoke ought the Republican National convention over the summer. He said he firmly believes president obama is a muslim. See, that is problem with trump becoming president , it gives other nutty celebrities the idea they can do Something Like this too. Antonio you may know is best known for starring on general hospital. Maybe he knows something about health care, i dont know. But i will say, i applaud Antonio Sabato jr. For putting his nonexistent acting career on hold to make this country a better place. That is quite a sacrifice. [ cheers and applause ] and i believe he has the ability to reach across the aisle and work with both the bold and the beautiful. [ laughter ] hey, did you see this . The photo of saturn that went around social media . Monday nasa tweeted this picture of saturn which what does that look like to you, guillermo . Guillermo well i think its a boob. Jimmy it does. Saturn spacecraft captured this pic of saturns hexagonal polar jet stream in reflective light. Wow, check out the hexagonal polar jet stream on her. Now we know why nerds love space. This is another social media phenomenon today. Bow wow, the artist formerly known as little bow wow, is in the middle of an embarrassing fix. Monday bow wow posted this to instagram. Travel day, new York City Press run for growing up hiphop, lets go, i promise to bring yall the hottest show ever. Unfortunately, later that day, someone tweeted this user named osama bin drinking shot, a photograph of the back of bow wows head. He wrote, so this guy little bow wow is on my flight to new york. But on instagram he posted a picture of a private jet. Captioned, traveling to new york today. Well. I for one am shocked and sad ened to learn a celebrity would about how wealthy he is. [ laughter ] turns out the picture, someone did a reverse google image search of the private plane he posted. It was a stock photo from a Transportation Service in florida. [ laughter ] so whenever something dumb happens, if you look hard enough, you will trace it back to florida eventually. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anyway. Not only is this an awkward situation for bow, its an embarrassment for the entire wow family. And also embarrassing for the guy on that commercial flight who accidentally admitted he follows bow wow on instagram. [ laughter ] all right, now its time to take a journey into the future. My future, specifically. 30 years from now when im old and gray and no longer hosting the show, i will need money. 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As a tribute to the mothers of the world, we went around our office today, we asked some of the people who work here to read actual texts from their actual moms and this is what they shared. Hi, ben. My friends that came to watch your comedy said your eye contact and stage presentation was good, and you are very good and funny there are very good comedian, they do well, like bill companiesby and others without the dirty jock. This is 2012. But still. Hey that pic you put on instagram, you look like a movie glamor girl. Where are you going . Your boobs look bigger. Are you wearing a pushup bra . What is facebook etiquette when someone pokes you . Do you poke back or what . A High School Friend who i only see at reunions just poked me. What should i do . She poked me a year ago and i didnt respond. I thought i had removed the poke. I wonder instead if i poked her . Love, mom. Right now im trying to take your dad to the mall to distract him. Hes on facebook too much. Married men should not be allowed on that thing. Im going to shut it down and dont tell him. Call me. Fyi, yesterday at cards i was told to use Vicks Vaporub on my cuticles. Cant wait to try that tonight. Our paint history has joint pain started using this cream, parentheses, odor free, and gets a lot of relief. Buys it on amazon for a great savings. Thought it was worth sharing with you. Son, i have no clue where you are but you need to call your mother. So dont make me put out an apb on you because you know i will. Call me, love love. Im at work. Jane told me her nantucket housekeeper died two weeks ago. We went to red hook and met a glass blower. Hes going to do our chandelier. Its going to look like rice paper only made out of glass when its turned on. Naturally i then did an extensive real estate search on real estate and redbook. Its perfect except for it tends to go under water. But we had an adventure with young people. Were so cool. I sent my mom a grocery list because i wanted to make the family dinner. And she responded, no one likes you. I am so frigging exhausted because my dog is a [ bleep ]. Got home from your house at 8 30 p. M. After babysitting charlie all day so i was already tired and hungry. Then i came home to [ bleep ] all over the white throw rug. I was on hands and knees for one hour trying to clean rug. I finally had a bite to eat and went to bed around 11 00 p. M. Then barney woke me up every hour to go outside to [ bleep ]. I literally was up midnight to 6 00 a. M. Of course i then had to get up for the day and he got to sleep all day. Oh, and i almost forgot that when i woke up there was [ bleep ] all over the dining room rug again. I dont know how so much [ bleep ] can come out of such a small dog. Are you seeing your imaginary girlfriend today . [ laughter ] my mom is obsessed with al looks, today al was at Loyola University trying to break the record for most people crab walking for two minutes with no tushes touching the ground. They had 494 which beat the old record by 118. Thanks for the roker report, mom. I sent my mom a picture of a new bathing suit i just bought and she said, its cute, butte youve got to start working out, youre beautiful but youre too heavy, you dont want it to get to the point where you cant lose the weight. Even if you work out in your room. Thanks so much, mom. Happy mothers day. Jimmy oh, well, thats happy mothers day. [ cheers and applause ] i guess we got to do this. But you understand what i mean. We got a good show. Tonight wale is here with geazy. From modern family, ariel winter is here and well be right back with billy crudup. So stick around [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by new mobil 1 annual protection. 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[ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night Ewan Mcgregor will be here, from scandal katie lowes will join us and well have music from at the drive in. So join us tomorrow night too. Our first guest is a tonyaward winning actor who sings and dances his little heart out in alien covenant. A hidden planet that turns up out of nowhere and happens to be perfect for us. This is a monumental risk not worth taking. Im not committing to anything, im trying to navigate the path as it unfolds before us. This has the potential to be a better habitat for our colony. And that was a human voice in that transmission. Its our responsibility to investigate its our responsibility to protect the 2,000 colonists on this ship. Jimmy alien covenant opens in theaters may 19th. Please welcome billy crudup [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to see you. It so is nice to see you. Jimmy your costar Danny Mcbride and his clip had an alien and a spaceship in it. Tell me which one he was again. Jimmy he was the guy who looks like kenny powers. Oh, that guys hilarious, no wonder they showed so much action. I told my son, dads in an action movie, youll be so excited that im not just sitting around talking about my feelings. And thats the clip you have to show. Jimmy yeah, yeah. I will tell you this, i did have some action sequences which were mostly running from aliens. Jimmy yes. Not towards them. Jimmy right, no. At a certain point, no spoilers, but captainer on recommend takes care of base. That being said, i like to exercise, get out and jog. Jimmy i heard that about you, i read that in the magazines, yeah. So i was out in sydney. And i guess the politically correct way of telling the story is that i tripped and fell. And landed on a tree stump. And cracked a rib. And then had to go to work that day. We were working splits. Its a movie term, dont worry jimmy what is the unpolitically correct way of telling this story . The tree was eyeballing me. Its kind of an uncomfortable position to be in any foreign country as an american right now. Jimmy oh, yeah, right. I took offense to the way this australian tree was looking at me, and like any good new yorker i went after it, i was going to uproot it, burn it. It tripped me, i broke a rib. But i went to work, jimmy. Jimmy you did. That very night with a cracked rib. It was an undisplaced fracture, they say. It didnt puncture the lung. That would have been great if it did. I told everybody by kind of not telling them that i broke a rib. They cut all of that from the movie. Jimmy did scene. Jimmy your heroism went unrecorded. There was no broken rib in that scene, just hurt feelings. Jimmy did you tell your son you broke the rib . Of course, i flew back home two or three days later and i was like i was very excited to see him, it had been three weeks since i had been in australia. Listen, bubba, im going to be excited to see you but you mustnt touch daddy, daddy is very fragile at this point because i have a broken rib. He took care of me the entire weekend. Jimmy did he really . Yeah, you should tell any of your children as they get older that youve got a broken rib, and they will take care of you. Jimmy dont touch daddy. Your belly jimmy i have a feeling mine will specifically touch daddy. Your son is 14 . 13. Almost taller than me now. Hes a william as well. Jimmy he is. And im a william. And your son william. Between the two of them in their 13 1 2 years, they have accomplished more than in my 48 years. So im conside because i cant live up to it. Jimmy were you always billy . There was a brief period of time, there was a cool kid in middle school, william, who had a comb in the back of his pocket . What was his last name . Cant remember. Jimmy really, okay. Yeah, because its better that i dont give them any more press. He got all the girls in seventh and aid grade, he doesnt deserve to jimmy that never ends well, really. His hair was so cool. Wow, if i change my name. My name was william. I didnt have to change it. But if i get rid of the nickname. Maybe i could have the cachet. No, didnt fly. Jimmy that did not work. What name do you think i could live up to in the williams now have taken all of the jimmy i think you could live up to ethan. [ laughter ] listen. Im a big fan. Ethan hawke is a good friend of mine and i cant live up to that, try something else. Trust me, i went through the list. Jimmy what about elliot . You got life . I can shoot for elliot gould. Jimmy is that the only elliot you can think of . The only one i can think of. Jimmy i have a friend named elliot. Whats his status . Jimmy well, he went off on a bicycle with e. T. , you know . [ laughter ] i think of him as a friend. Dont worry about it, youve done quite well for yourself. I do what i can. Jimmy this is not a therapy session, this is a place to come and share. Every time im here i feel like its a roast of some kind. Jimmy its not a roast of any kind, we know you like to exercise. You do mention that you exercise every time. And i feel like its a shot at me. I just want to get the word out there. Im getting older, its harder to get the parts where i can move around. I read the script on the plane here. I read the script of the movie im about to do, and it said elgin, the character, in his 50s. And i thought, who could oh, crap. Wait, im fast approaching 50. So maybe theres casting directors who watch this, you dont know. I have to net you have this gig, im always looking for something. Jimmy i feel you look at my body im not here to talk to you, im here to sell goods and get a job. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ill live up to that. Jimmy will your son see this movie . Is it too gory . I confess, i went to the screening. They said, would you like to see the movie before you do press . And i thought, yeah, probably a good idea. Sam rockwell is a very good friend, hes been obsessed with ill yep since he was a kid, hed send picture of him with the alien. I said, would you like to come to a screening . He said, oh my god, yes, that would be amazing, can i bring my mom . And i thought you know. Cool, man. I mean, thats sure, thats fine. Its really gory, dude. I dont know if this is going to be the kind of thing for like a mom and the son. Well, they saw the origi out, and they screamed the entire time. They thought it was the goriest jimmy his mother loved it . She wasnt yelling at him, are you sure . No, she saw when because he didnt tell her we were seeing alien. Jimmy it was a surprise. It was a surprise, that was the word i was looking for, good for you. Jimmy its one of those obscure words, you dont hear it much. I cant keep up with you. Whats the thing where it comes up a surprise. Jimmy a surprise, right. So when alien, the letters come up very slowly, when she sees alien she screams. Its just the three of us in the screening room. Holy [ bleep ] yes and i thought, this is going to be a fun ride, the three of us. Jimmy Sam Rockwells mom sounds like shes fun. I dont know if my son listen, he wants to see it. I just dont know if im ready to have him like be up with nightmares for weeks on end. Jimmy ri its a pretty intense ride. Jimmy take him to the movie, send him to camp for the summer. Great idea. Jimmy let them deal with it. Youve done this before, i see. Jimmy you have a netflix show coming up. Ive got a lot of stuff coming up. Its a tv show on netflix, it has its with naomi watts, fantastic actor. Jimmy wow, thats good. Its called gypsy. I dont play a gypsy. In alien covenant, i dont sing or dance, okay . Jimmy you dont . No i save lives. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy spoiler alert. Im checking with the people. Thats not a spoiler aalert. In gypsy i dont sing, because i cant sing or dance. You think because i have a tony i can do that, but its just feelings. In a theater you do the feelings loud. In a movie you do it quietly. Jimmy were learning so much, really. Its all in my pamphlet. How to act loud. Jimmy do you have a website we could look that up on . Not yet. Tell me about getting a domain. Jimmy well get you william and billy both so you can be whoever you want to be. Thats the great lesson we have tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ive learned many things tonight. Gypsy will be out on netflix the end of june. She plays a therapist who starts to have hm whats the unethical, maybe, relationships with her patients. I play her husband. Needless to say the marriage starts to suffer the consequences. Jimmy you are the sad no, no, no, im not sad i save lives again, jimmy. Jimmy you save lives. Billy crudup, hes saving lives in alien covenant. It opens may 19th. Thank you, billy. Well be right back. 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How long has the show fwn been on . Eight years now. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] onset to your castmates still treat you like a kid . Or are they according you the respect an adult gets . They definitely treat me like an adult now. I think its a little weird for them. We started on the show when we were 10 ask 11 years old, we were running around with nerf guns and being crazy and not doing anything adultlike. Now that were all sellivead t selliveadults jimmy you dont have nerf guns anymore . We retired those, nolan started liking girls. Jimmy we learned today modern family has been renewed for two more seasons. [ cheers and applause ] thats very good news. Thats exciting. Its really exciting. Were really grateful that we get to continue the show. We love doing it. We love each other. Were so grateful people watch it. Jimmy at 19 do you have your own place . Do you have roommates from craigslist . I definitely found my boyfriend on craigslist, we live together no. I do have my own house. Last year i bought my first house, really exciting for me. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy do you are you out mowing the lawn, cooking, doing all the stuff you do when you own a house . My boyfriend and i live together, he cooks. I cant cook at all. He takes care of all that handy stuff. Hes great, he does all that. I can bake a pie. Occasionally. Pumpkin and apple. Jimmy pumpkin and apple. I baked those two the other day. Jimmy you baked pumpkin pies in april and may . Thats very wild. Thats a very outrageous thing to. You know me. Im wild n out rage jus with my pies. At all . Oh, no. Im horrible at all that stuff. Im like the worst wifely person. But whatever. Like i said, i baked those pies. He does everything else. Its great. Jimmy you can order anything you want, you dont have to cook post mate clean, whoever invented that, like if i could jimmy i invented it. [ laughter ] thank you. Hugs, truly. I love post mates, its great. Jimmy thats the service theyll go get ive ordered food through that. They can bring you anything you want, right . I ordered eight limes the other day. Just eight limes. What does the guy say when he shows up with eight limes . Is he annoyed that you made him pick that up for you . I mean hes definitely not super happy about it. [ laughter ] i give him kind of like, you know, an empathetic look, like i understand this sucks. Jimmy is ridiculous, yeah. I needed limes. I really needed my limes. Jimmy what are you going to do . What did my friends 21st birthday. Were cutting up limes. Im 19 so i was not doing any of the drinking. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what i was getting at. My friends 21st birthday. I could have made a key lime pie. But no. Jimmy you were making cocktails. Thats the extent. Jimmy all right. Are you going to college . That is something thats going to be i am. I got accepted to ucla. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations. So ill ask, i dont necessarily always recommend that people go to college. What are you going to study there in college . Political science. I want to be a lawyer. Jimmy you want to be a lawyer, you do. [ cheers and applause ] youre giving up acting . I wouldnt give up acting. I love being an actress, i think its great. I definitely want to have another skill. I could work today and then never work a day in my life jimmy do lawyers really have a skill, though . [ laughter ] arguing. Im good at arguing. But i just think its important. Because like i said, i could be an actress another role in my life. As long as i have a backup plan ill be set. Jimmy you made a movie with Burt Reynolds. Ted. Jimmy how old is Burt Reynolds now . Hes in his 80s. What is he like . Ive never met hinm. Hes a legend. Jimmy somebody my age, manly as it gets. Hes the nicest, kindest, loveliest, most talented man you could work with. Jimmy is he really . He really is. Its something thats important for me. I was scared working with such a legend, like wow, im just a young actress, thats crazy. Jimmy did you know his work . I didnt really. My dad, my boyfriend, everybody knew who he was but i didnt really know. I did a lot of research. I watched boogie nights. I love that movie. Jimmy yeah. He hates it. Jimmy what . Right a. He hates it. I came up up to him with his cosmopolit cosmopolitan spread, where hes naked. Jimmy one of the most lebrity nudes. He hates th, hes the nicest person youll meet. Nice to the crew, to the cast jimmy he primarily hates himself and his own work. Some of his things. Jimmy thank you for being here. Congratulations on the renewal of the show. [ cheers and applause ] two more seasons of modern family. The finale is one week from tonight, 9 00 here on abc. Ariel winter, everybody. Be right back with wale dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Republican leaders are to Affordable Health care. Im Tom Perriello and in congress i voted for obamacare because it was wrong that a million virginians werent covered while Insurance Companies held all the power. Now im running for governor because its wrong that most virginia incomes havent gone up in 20 years. Together, we can stop donald trump, raise wages and build an economy that works for everyone. And well make sure this never happens in virginia. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy want to thank billy crudup, ariel winter and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first his new album is called shine. Here with the song fashion week with help from geazy, wale everybody hands up everybody hands up hey, hey, hey go, go, hands up, bonds up, yo, yo, hands up now. Higher, higher. Higher, higher. You ready . Hold up. 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Love love. Switch gold switch switch gold switch switch gold switch switch gold switch walk by on fire baby cant douse it that body bangin accept that you should model girl who do your booking on fire baby cant douse it that body bangin accept that you should model girl who do your booking whoa this is nightline. Tonight, fiery fallout. He was not doing a good job. President trump on the firing of fbi director james comey. And a rising tide of concern by many its all about alleged campaign ties to russia. Its clear hes trying to cut off any investigation. Some making comparisons to nixon. Saying saturday night massacre. Many also saying its time to move on. Weve got a chance for a fresh start. What happens next . Plus dirty dancing . No, none louder than life dance mom star Abby Lee Miller speaking out after being sentenced to a year and one day in prison for financial crimes. I wasnt ever trying to hurt anyone. How she plans to spend her time behind