Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live with special guest host david spade. Tonight, Courteney Cox. Director guy ritchie. This week in unnecessary censorship. And music from altj. And now, guess what . Heres david spade [ cheers and applause ] david whoo hello, guys. Hello, hello. Thanks, guys. Thanks for coming. For those of you who dont know me, im david spade, keith urbans younger sister. [ la last night, you had kristen bell. Im what shes going to look like in 15 years. [ laughter ] i flew in from boston this morning. I had a lovely breakfast, 6 00am at the airport. I was at one of the 2 foot wide circular counters jammed in a bagel place. The guy comes up to me and says, theres ten tables, hes right next to me. He goes, doing a little bagel action today, spade . I say, yeah. Doing a little bagelage . Uhhuh, uhhuh. Bagel it up, dude. You know hes telling someone right now, you know i was at the airport, saw spade, had breakfast, we were cracking it up there, guys cool. You know, we are on hollywood boulevard if you havent noticed. My first ever apartment in la was a mile from here. It was a loft apartment. Feet up, sticking out of the wall, you have to take a ladder to get up there. The landlord said, listen, its a little rickety. Its not too sturdy. I dont want more than 500 pounds up there. I said, trust me, i dont want more than 500 pounds up there either. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] david whos with me . Scott from chicago, you know what im talking about. Guillermo, you like that one . Guillermo . What are you doing . Are you not into it because its not jimmy . Oh all right. Youre loyal, hes loyal, oak, thats fine, well keep going. Good talk, guillermo. [ laughter ] now, right here on hollywood boulevard, they have a mattress store. I was buzzing around, went into a mattress store, obviously bored. They have a new mattress that has a sensor in it if you think your spouse is cheating on you, it detects sex motions then buzzes your phone if it hears you know, what this is how far its gone, ridiculous. Let me tell you something, folks. If youre buying this mattress, your spouse is cheating on you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is going past swiping pictures on instagram. But how embarrassing to be 3000 miles away on a business trip, everythings serious. Youre like, and furthermore buzzing. And youre like, um, guys, i got to take this. Its my mattress calling. Never good news. Nothing, guillermo . Were an hour from vegas, anybody here from vegas . No ones from vegas. You guys all travel. Vegas has the best shows. I was there two nights ago. I saw stomp. You know what this is . Its great, its got the garbage cans. I dont want to give it all away. [ laughter ] but if you get a chance. You definitely definitely make an effort. My friend said, you have to go to the bellagio. Hes a super vegas guy. Go to the bellagio, its all hookers. I go, whos the hooker . He goes, you can tell. I cant tell. He goes, you know. I go, i dont know. They need to help me out, a nametag or a scrunchy to the side or something. [ laughter ] are you a hooker . No im your waitress. My friend said you might be. Its tough. Meeting girls is tough. Look at this guy on his phone, hes tindering. You know, when you meet girls its all about the phones. You know what guys do lately. Because im old. They send pictures of their you know. You know what i mean . They lead with it. This is how theyre dating. Hey, you want to meet the rest of they like what you see so far . I grew up in a simpler time. Some of you guys did. To win over a girl, back then you had to do it with a pen and paper, you remember this . If you liked a girl you had to sketch out your [ bleep ] and give it to her, you know that . You make the balls a little bigger. Yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it was more romantic. Hm . Nothing . Ive been getting hassled by the paparazzi a little more lately. Theres nothing worse than when you walk out of a restaurant and the paparazzi are right there where you told them to be. [ laughter ] really frustrating. By the way in world news, which i obviously know nothing about because im stupid, went to community college. North korea didnt even finish. North korea is really getting serious lately, i dont know if youve seen their new propaganda video. Its so overbudget and poorly made im surprised i wasnt in it. [ laughter ] hey [ cheers and applause ] david thats the one . Guillermo finally you have a good one. David i finally had a good all right. By the way, today is basically the super bowl for guillermos liver, its cinco de drinko you know youre serious when he tweets this at 7 00 this morning. Happy Cinco De Mayo, tequila time probably wasnt a great idea to it you on a spinning chair tonight, guillermo. [ laughter ] on a scale from one to third night of coachella how drung do you feel right now . Guillermo i tink im okay. David you tink. Ill bet you 100 youre over the legal limit of. 08. Guillermo come over here, well do a breathalyzer. [ cheers and applause ] under. 08, you win. Over. 08, i win, i and i give you the money for an uber. Here weve got a breathalyzer. Mines still attached to my car. Ready . Blow into this. Oh, no thats device. Guillermo can i Say Something . David yeah. Guillermo this thing doesnt work with mexicans, okay . Happy Cinco De Mayo, everybody [ cheers and applause ] david you went off the strip. All right, guillermo. In a shocking turn of events anyway. You stay there maybe for the rest of the year. Speaking of booze, we have a quick video of our president. When i s i looked a little buzzed. [ tape playing very slowly ] you know, coming from a different world and only being a politician for a short period of time, how am i doing, am i doing im president. Hey, im president do you believe it . I dont know. [ cheers and applause ] david thats pretty funny. Thanks for coming, well be right back hit it bringing new moves to the Old School Time for the whole world to enjoy the view we can go left they can go right save me a dance for the end of the night when im with you its a party dont care where were going 1, 2, 3 get loose no it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it out of sight. Where did we find the inspiration for our new flavors . It walked right in the door. Introducing new signature crafted recipes. Pico guacamole. Sweet barbecue bacon. Maple bacon dijon. You bring your flavor to the world. We bring ours to you. Youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Whoa, whoa come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. 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Crest [hd]. 6x cleaning , 6x whitening a i would switch to crest [hd] over what i was using before. [ cheers and applause ] david all right. Hey all right. Welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im david spade. Im the final guest host of the week. I think of myself as a great guest host like joan rivers and much like her ill probably die in my 80s getting plastic surgery. [ laughter ] isnt that nice . By the way, you may know, back in the 90s i was on saturday night live. [ cheers and applause ] i wore a ton of wigs for all the sketches and i loved doing that. But in real life, i have stupid harry everyone makes fun of it. Its been described at unisex. Thats the nicest thing. [ laughter ] so we came up with a guessing game because this is what tv has become. How it works is im going to show you a picture of some hair, then you have to guess if th hair is mine or a famous chicks. Its time for spadey or lady . [ cheers and applause ] all right, here we go. First up. Is that spadey or a lady . What do you think . Lets see. All right. Hey [ cheers and applause ] no layering. One length. Sort of like a bob. This game is already hurting my feelings. All right, next. Lady . I think lady. What is it . Jennifer. Okay, ill give you that one. Lets do another one. Spadey or lady . Yeah . Yeah, thats right. I like that one. That was my kato kaelin phase. Th are you sure . Thats scarjo. I could pull that look off if you gave me a smoky eye. All right. Next one. I dont know, do it. I hit dry bar pretty hard. And one more. Guillermo . No idea . Oh, youre out . All right. The answer is its both. Me as a lady. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for playing americas favorite game eating up monologue time with david spade. All right. [ laughter ] and one more thing. Its the end of the week, and that means two things happen around here at Jimmy Kimmel Live. Number one, an intern gets fired. Hit no, beat it, this is not a bit, go. All right. This is one of my is he gone . This is one of my favorite jimmy bits. Where he bleeps and blurs big tv moments, whether they need it or not. Its this week in unnecessary censorship. A white house effort under way to explain president trumps comment that hed be honored to [ bleep ] kim jongun. [ bleep ] you, mr. President. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you for your leadership. A bizarre story out of virginia where police are looking for the person or people [ bleep ]ing cats. That was the first time i heard about the [ bleep ] inside of tommy lasorda. A passenger on the plane recorded two other passengers [ bleep ]ing before takeoff. I will blep billi[ bleep ] bd billions of [ bleep ]. Ak no, his message was [ bleep ] the mexicans. Fox news contributor, but his specialty is [ bleep ]ing. Karl rove is here. My favorite food is guavas. Im looking to give my girlfriend a [ bleep ] shes never going to forget. Did you [ bleep ] president obama . Yeah, i [ bleep ] president obama. And i [ bleep ]ed donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] david that was funny. Tonight on the show, music from altj, guy ritchie, and be right back with Courteney Cox right now. [ cheers and applause ] t. J. Maxx asks, shes pretty and nice like me. She is special. He knows me better my mom likes pink. Mommy loves roses. Its a surprise. You picked this out by yourself . Its a purse. I know you love purses. I do celebrate the unique mom in your life, with values everyone will love. Happy mothers day you might not ever just stand there, looking at it. You may never even sit in the back seat. Yeah, but maybe you should. laughter then youre a couple. Think of all youll share. Like snoring. Does your bed do that . The dual adjustability of a sleep number bed allows you each to choose the firmness and comfort you want. So every couple can get the best sleep ever. Does your bed do that . For a limited time save 900 1200 on ct final clearance beds during our spring clearance event. 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[ cheers and applause ] hopefully, theyll get a bunch of drunken Cinco De Mayo donations tonight. My first guest has nothing to promote. She just wants you to watch friends reruns so she gets a little money from that. Shes just being cool to come out. This is Courteney Cox [ cheers and applause ] thank you. David they like you. Nice monologue. David yeah, right . Me blabbing away. [ laughter ] whats your first story . No, im kidding. Lets do it. David no, im new. Its great to see you. By the way, it works, by the way. If youre not good. David yeah. You are good. David its casual friday here. Yep. David obviously. Cinco de mayo. David yeah, your cinco shirt on, sweet. Are you as drunk as guillermo at this point . Look at him. Hes still sitting back there. Guillermo, that bits been over for 30 minutes. He doesnt care. So lets tell everybody how we first met. Its riveting im sure. Oh, yes. We met on saturday night live. David thats right. [ cheers and applause ] i already milked that applause earl but saturday night live, you were the host. You came in, you were on your show. And everyone was excited to see you. Every dude had a crush on you, every writer, every cast member. It was very exciting to have you. I was so nervous. It was way too early in my career to be doing that show. I would like to do it now but that was the first year of friends. David oh, is that friends was big immediately. Yeah. David wow. Because i was thinking you were probably just getting accustomed to friends being huge and then going right into saturday night live, which is terrifying. I was staying in this cabin up in big bear with my entire family in winn room. It was literally like i was not used to any kind of luxury. This is me getting a call, oh my god, yeah. I was panicked, so excited. But no, i wasnt accustomed to any big of anything. David ive hosted saturday night live since. Its terrifying still. And id been there so long. Youre in 90 things that are grabbing you and pulling you. You came on i think i was in three sketches that week. I wrote one with you . Or there was one with a gap for you and where i was hitting on you, then acting cool. Then i turned into like all over you, like fatal attraction. [ laughter ] it was great. The gap one we have a clip from. Hey okay, i guess you win. Lets go to the bonus round and pick one category. Okay. I will take, would you . Get ready, answer as many questions as possible, here we go. Would you macdill lon . Of course. Would you tom arnold . No way. Snoop doggy dog . Yes. Scott baio . I did. Oh my god what . He was really nice. I met him last summer when he was signing posters at the mall. He took me to dinner, he bought me a big bottle of chateau briand. [ cheers and applause ] david you remember that . Barely, i know. Barely, barely. Chateau briand is a steak, [ laughter ] i was really overacting like [ bleep ]. You were great . Good. So we have stayed friends, right . Yes. We live close to each other. David we live close to each other. I finally got on your street, which is a good one. Shes known for taking houses and making them beautiful. Youve got a great touch for that. Im not known for anything like that. But i have a nice house. Hes got a tennis court, more importantly. David i have a tennis court so it made us be better friends. [ laughter ] you would come over and play tennis. I would walk up the hill and play tennis at your house. His tennis court, its like a 12yearold lives there, no offense. Its ramps, skateboard ramps. Do you even skateboard . David i do, yeah, im sort of a phoney but i used to skateboard all the time, but now i just say i do. Okay, it felt really it was disarray for sure. David yeah, yeah, yeah. For someone like you whos very clean and meticulous, your house is perfect. Then mine is a disaster area. I am i have a similarity with monica, i cant help it. [ cheers and applause ] money cass clean, im neat. I actually am a little admit more of this person underneath. David yeah, youre clean too. [ laughter ] one time i told her to come over and i wanted to get her eye, you know, for the inside of my house, i wanted her to help fix it up or give me tips. Soft just to show off my house and have her tell me how great it was. And then what happened . Well, i went into your you wanted to redo your kitchen. And i said, lets start with tearing it down. David yes. [ laughter ] then you said no other rooms really matched my kitchen, we should probably go with all the rooms again. And when i see your houses i realize, im a dude, i dont know whats going on. As long as you did do it. David i did start to do it. Its not that cool but its better. Its a mansion, a house, whatever. [ laughter ] what my saying . Its not 88 rooms, 55 windows, i donkn [ laughter ] now, we played tennis. One time i told you your ka fees were hilarious. And that got me in trouble. I thought it was a compliment. I dont know yes thought that. Yeah would that be a compliment . David i dont know why. You ragged me about that a couple of years. I think i said they were hysterical. She has great legs. My knees are hysterical. That could not be good. David maybe i was trying to get you back. Here was your big compliment to me. Dont ever fix your teeth. And i go, whats up with my teeth . By the way, at this point i didnt know they were crooked. And she goes, no, i like them like that. You know what . I think its because you had a chip in your tooth, and guess what, you fixed your teeth. David i did. I told you not its Nothing Better than a smile that someone has a little bit of an imperfection, i love it. David if you dont like perfect, you came to the right place. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] once you got married i said, oh, im just going to fix it no married. [ laughter ] and you are with . Johnny. David johnny. He lives in england. He lives there all the time . Yeah. David back and forth or what . We broke up. But we got back together. But in the meantime he moved to england. And its kind of nice. We see each other a lot. I go there we try to see each other every two to three weeks. Youre not on top of each other every second which is not a bad thing to be. I mean, sometimes its better to not be together 24 7 all the time. Sometimes its good. Yeah. I mean, thats david i play both sides. [ laughter ] just tell me what the right answer is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] first day, you guys skype, facetime, whatever . Not skype, we facetime. Its hard because i have pretty bad a. D. D. So its and i cant see him . My brain i start like wanting to clean something or do something. David yeah, yeah. So our relationship works best when im really looking at him. David you have to focus. I need to focus, yeah. David so this is working. Im staring at you. David yeah, yeah. This is the most youve not drifted off since i met you. [ laughter ] and you and cocoa still around . Your lovely daughter who is like i havent even her, last time i saw her she was huge. Cocos almost 13. [ laughter ] david well, i knew she was 12 last time, she was taller than me. [ laughter ] im like, wheres coco . What . So shes here and you guys just roll around together rnlt we went on vacation in the bahamas for spring break, we had the best time. A girls trip, it was fantastic. Weve never done that before. We were sitting on these lounge chairs looking out over the most beautiful clear water ive seen. The sand was pink. It was just the most picturesque thing. And i saw these two beautiful horses, like palominos, running on the beach. They stopped right in front of my lounge chair. And i was like, get a load of this, do you believe whats happening, the horses then the horse lifts its tail. And i dont mean pooped. Im talking like sorry, diarrhea. It was horrible. [ laughter ] and i was like oh my god, what are we going to do . And i looked up and i was like whos going to is anyone going to get this . Then horses just guflbeautifull galloped out. And the waft of the smell oh my god. No one from the hotel, no one came to get it. Like this is life, this is what it is. Oh, how do i swim in this . A little time goes by. The tide was going this way. Oh, poor people. All of a sudden the water comes in. And takes it back out with it. I decided, well, im going to give it 30 minutes. We walk up a little. Next thing you know you get pummeled by a wave and you forget. Oh, i just swallowed oh, i it was still a great trip. I mean, im sorry. [ laughter ] i love horses but that is not my idea. David yeah, yeah, floating poops is no good. [ laughter ] i see you, you get paparazzid a lot. At airports . Yeah, i cant stand the oh, i was going to say, i cant stand the tmz thing but you must like it. [ laughter ] yeah. Youve ever seen the heather locklear, right . Talking about the your endowment . David oh, yeah. Large david she put out a big weiner story. Laugh live [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] first of all yeah, first of all its not true. But shes very nice to say that. [ laughter ] i think the thing is, its a small backdrop, you know what i mean . Like an optic illusion. [ laughter ] like a david blaine thing. I did have dinner two nights later and the bouncer goes, come on man, whats up . Congratulations on all that. All that. He goes, you know what im talking about. You got it. I go, oh, okay, cool. Anyway. Im clearly embarrassed. Thank you for coming down. [ cheers and applause ] be right back with guy ritchie where did we find the inspiration for our new flavors . It walked right in the door. Introducing new signature crafted recipes. Pico guacamole. Sweet barbecue bacon. Maple bacon dijon. Purchase any signature crafted sandwich and get a free medium fries and soft drink. You bring your flavor to the world. 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Hes ok unitedhealthcare i have to tell you something. One second i was driving and then the next. They just didnt stop and then. Im really sorry. I wrecked the subaru. I wrecked it. Youre ok. Thats all that matters. vo a lifetime commitment to getting them home safely. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ cheers and applause ] welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im beloved actor david spade. My next guest is the director of snatch and sherlock holmes. His latest king arthur legend of the sword opens in theaters may 12th. These are friends of mine so youre going to have to sort it out. Theyve been warned they have to pay. How did you get money from a viking . I feel a joke coming on here. Youre asking for it. You just walked in there and asked them for it . Oh it banged on for a bit. Ive got 50 seasoned men of war. Where did you find the blades . I bor royed it, put it na thats your story. David please welcome guy ritchie. [ cheers and applause ] david good to see you, bud. How are you, david . David looking good, dude. So are you. David yeah . We have a rather similar complexion. David we do have a similar thing going on here. Youre about 100 times cooler but ill take what i can get. Thats very kind. David yeah. Did we have a bit of help with the Makeup Department . David yeah, ive been here since 2 00 a. M. This is a bit of a trump thing weve got going on. David were like in a mirror doing you got a blue coat on. What do you think . Youre missing a pocket square. David yeah, well, youre from england. [ laughter ] isnt that like a little dressier over there . A little more tasteful if thats what you mean. David no, no. I look all right. This is the best it gets, dude. A suit on. You should see me in the daytime, ive got trucker head, i look like a mor error. I think i met you at snatch. I dont think you remember the premiere of snatch, the movie, theres ago. [ cheers and applause ] got all the cool dudes in it. Brad. Who else was in it . Oh, i was there. Oh, look it. Oh i would get beat up quick in england. Spadey or lady, look at this guy. That was me at the premiere. Is that hysterical . I didnt know how i got into that. I didnt know you. Maybe i maybe i was famous back then. Great movie. That was super cool. It was at the dga. Remember that . Directors guild. Have you done this interview before . [ laughter ] keep going. David okay, keep going. I have been to england once. For two days. Ill tell my story first. [ laughter ] i went to england. There was a movie called tommy boy. It was my only movie that went overseas. [ cheers and applause ] me and the other guy in it went over there. And we were on saturday night live. And we thought we were super famous. This is tragic. So he goes, do you think everyone will know us and it will be too weird with too many fans . I go, i dont think so. By the way, we were barely known in america. So i dont know what we were thinking. So we got on a hat and glasses at the dorchester. Were Walking Around to make sure we wouldnt get in trouble, get like beatle mania or something. And nobody cared. And then the hats came off. Trying to conjure up some attention. And then still nothing. So i think we ate at planet hollywood. [ laughter ] i think anything, desperately trying to get attention. Now you go. [ laughter ] [ applause ] come on. Thats a pretty tough story to trump, david. David its not that. Lets talk about king arthur then. Okay, correct. David i saw the movie arthur, will that help me at all . [ laughter ] no, go ahead. Similar, similar. David this is king arthur, your version, which is way cooler, more stylized. Tell us a little bit about it for those who dont know. Knights. 300 elephants. Entertainment. It does have a touch of the old snatchesque about it. I like to think of it reimagining of the famous tale. And hopefully ive made it accessible to a contemporary audience. Other than that, david, help me out. David no, youre doing great. David beckhams in it. Oh, charlie hunt, who was here last night. Were you here for charlie . David yeah, i watched last night so i could prepare for the disaster of tonight. [ laughter ] they told me this wont help you, but just go out there and watch. Charlie was great, seems like a super cool dude. David beckham was in it. They have a picture of David Beckham. Uglied him up a bit . We did. I didnt want David Beckham to bounce you out of the movie. So we stuck lots of makeup on him and tried to mess him up as much as we can. David yeah hes playing frankenstein. [ laughter ] look at that. You say that but my female assistant that was on the righthand side of me, i said, do you think anyone will recognize it, recognize him as David Beckham . She said, i dont know but id still give him one. [ laughter ] david dude. If i was with a girl shed push me in a wood chipper if i was with that guy. [ laughter ] by the way, it is Cinco De Mayo. I dont know if you have Cinco De Mayo i had a 30second briefing on what Cinco De Mayo is. David i dont really know what it is but we do it every may 5th and everyone gets drunk. We thought wed have a little quick drink and a cinco de echeo if you dont mind. [ cheers and applause ] gee ma guillermo, here he comes. Ohoh. Oh, boy. Thats his music. Oh, you got that . Guillermo here. Here, sir. Thank you very much, sir. Lovely. Guillermo welcome to america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] david guy ritchie king arthur. Well be right back. Legend of the sword, may 12th. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. This is how it feels when you eat a subway® 6 footlong sub of the day. At a price you cant get enough of. The 6 footlong sub of the day. A different footlong every day of the week. 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Id its like to sort of thank guy ritchie, altj and guillermo. Youre all set, dude. Jimmy, this show is officially your problem again. Nightline is next. First playing us off the air with the song 3ww, altj there was a wayward lad stepped out one morning the ground to be his bed the sky his awning neon, neon, neon a blue neon lamp in a midnight country field cows surround so you lean on, lean on so much your hearts become fond of this oh these three worn words oh that you whisper this is nightline. Tonight, murder in paradise. A couples tropical getaway in belize takes a horrific turn. Found murdered, strangled to death. What happened on that caribbean night . The danger lurking in some trendy destinations. And tips to keep you safe. Plus, black enough . A College Beauty crowned Miss Black University of texas. But the afterglow coming to a screeching halt. Shes clearly the lightest damn near whitelooking black woman fierce backlash over her complexi complexi complexion. Why she says blackness is more than skin deep. You get away with murder because you look more like them than i do. Thats your whi s