And a nationwide protest that was titled a day without a woman. The idea was to show the world what it would be like without women. Ill tell you something, i have some experience in this area. I went years without a woman. [ laughter ] it was terrible. It was no fun at all, i dont recommend it. Women are encouraged to stay home from work today. Also to avoid shopping and to wear red in solidarity. While im always happy to see americans standing up for what they believe in, im not exactly ill admit im not exactly clear on what a day without a woman is supposed to mean, exactly. Women make up half the population, of course a day without them is going to be a mess. It seems like that goes without saying, right . Does anyone hold on a second. Let me find out here. Siri, what is a day without a woman . Hold on, let me do it again. Siri what is a day without a woman . Im sorry, i dont work for you today, go [ bleep ] yourself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay, nowi understand. I might need some help finding my way home tonight. President trump wrote some beautiful things about women today. He tweeted, i have tremendous respect for women and the many roles they serve. They are vital to the fabric of our society and our economy. He didnt write that. But thats nice. [ laughter ] no way he wrote that. I dont know if ivanka had his phone today or what. For President Trump, every day is a day without a woman because his wife still lives in new york. You know that, right . Okay, great. Hat the white house, you know, a day without a woman in the white house, also called a cabinet meeting. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] should i keep going . Well, President Trump has been keeping busy. Yesterday the New York Times revealed he had a meeting in the Oval Office Last week with harvey levin from tmz. The owner and public face of the News Organization best known for screaming questions at drunk celebrities on the sidewalk, met with the president of the United States for an hour last week. What could those two possibly need to talk about for an hour . Is there a terrorist plot against taylor swift we need to know about . [ laughter ] is isis after louis from 1d . What is going on . Curiously, even though the meeting took place last wednesday, there was no mention of it on the white house schedule or on tmz. I went to tmz to check it out. This was the front page when i checked it today. Rob and blac chyna back together, neighbors are pissed. No wonder the meeting called a meeting, the neighbors are pissed. Tmz, they have that tv show. Im not sure, historically theyv a administration. Today on tmz sean spicer unveils the republican replacement for obamacare. I guess size matters. This is government. This is not. I love him and i dont even understand him, hes got a good voice. Voice goes with the body. Also, President Trump accuses obama of wiretapping. How low has president obama gone to tap my phones during this very sacred election process . Okay, i love this guy. Why hes not on a downward spiral. Two, dont worry about who hes boning. Did attorney general Jeff Sessions collude with the russians . Naughty naughty i never had meetings with russian operatives or russian intermediaries about the trump campaign. Oh my god, thats so sexy. Hes better than mamoa. You cant vote no on the worlds greatest Health Care Plan of 2017. You have to be an idiot. This guy is smart. You want to get Donald Trumps attention . Just Say Something is the best. His hotel, the greatest. The hotels are the greatest, the vodka was the greatest, steaks of the best. If he finds out this Health Care Plan is the greatest, he might even, i dont know, marry it or something, who the hell knows. Meanwhile, white house stress Secretary Sean Spicer has had all sorts of questions to answer this week. He took time to talk about health care at his press briefing this afternoon where we slowed him down to half speed for tonights edition of drunk sean spicer. [ tape playing slowly ] there is simply no contest between how we are approaching this and how democrats approached it last time. Number one, theres actually been input from across the aisle. [ cheers and applause ]. Jimmy on top of that Hillary Clinton made a rare appearance. She was the featured speaker at the annual girls, inc. , luncheon, an even to support and encourage young women. We slowed her down to half speed too for this intoxicating edition of drunk Hillary Clinton. [ tape playing slowly ] ive had my ups. And my downs. In the last months ive done my share of sleeping. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she may have gone right to sleep there. So shes having fun. Those of you watching the show regularly know we go on the streets to test people passing by our stu them on the show, we ask them to sign a waiver, basically a legal document that says its okay for us to put them on tv. Its simple, takes a couple of seconds. Sign your name, thats that. We decided to push ate bit to complicate things, to see how much nonsense people will tolerate for the chance to be on tv. Can we talk to you for abc . I need to get a couple things signed just to make sure we can use you on camera. Its a standard release. Lawyers make us ask all this stuff. You give absolute assurance youre sound of mind and body, not currently under the influence of any foreign substances . Youve not been under the influence of alcohol or narcotics in the the last 72 hours . Willing to submit to a b. U. S. . Blood urine stool . I drank on tuesday. Whatd you have . Rum and coke, yep. Anything to eat . Yep. Appetizers . Nope. Nachos. Did you have a salad with your meal . No. If you had a salad what dress doing you like . Ranch, french, blue cheese, house is vinaigrette. House. Ill be back to take your drink order. Sign here. You acknowledge at a future date your voice will be used in a line of dancing hamster toys . Okay. Does participant consent and agree to go ahead and just keep it in their pants while we do this . Yes. By signing here, can i get your signature . I guarantee that i can do but may not be asked to do a southern accent. All right. Producer reserves the right to smell your hands or fingers. Smell my hands . Turkey. Salami. Salami, you had lettuce on there. Right. Im going to have to take a quick mold of your nd all the way in there. Participant gives full permission to make a duplicate of said participants house key. Its not mine. Thats okay. This is for a blood alcohol level. Just go ahead and breathe right into that tube for me. Im not high or under the influence at all. Producer agrees to scan with a black light to ensure theres no bodily fluids. Let me just quickly get you. Okay. In accordance with code 20. 145 of l. A. County ordinance 16, for security purposes, participant agrees to full permission for producer to rummage through participants furs, bag and or fanny pack and take anything producer likes from therein. What have you got in there . Some porn. Some porn . Can i see . What kind of porn . Its gay porn. Oh, all right, thank you very much. Check here for the amount you want my citizenship . Youve got a pen in your mouth already. Participant agrees to catch this snake. Yes. Ill put a yes. All final signatures on this line must be completed in blue or black squid ink. Right there. And well just do that right there. Thats a squid. No, no, no, no, no. Its just like a regular pep. I cant. Just get your john hancock right on there. All right. All right. You can keep that. Aah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back, i have some very depressing sex news. Our friend yehya is here with skull island so stick around, well be right back vo love. I got it. I gotcha baby. vo love is being there when youre needed most. Honey. vo love is knowing. Hes the one. vo . It was meant to be. Gimme a kiss, i gotta go, baby. I love you. vo love takes care of you and always keeps you safe. Were fine. Honey, look. vo and love can always make room for one more. Love is why we built a car you can trust. Now, and for a long time to come. Introducing the allnew Subaru Impreza sedan and fivedoor. Re on. The allnew Subaru Impreza. More than a car, its a subaru. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. [hello moto] snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world [hello moto] moto is here. The moto z with moto mods. Get a moto z play droid for only 10 month. No tradein required. 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Now we have sex on the internet instead of each other, right . Thats single people have sex about half as often as those who are in relationships. But they enjoy it twice as much as those in relationships. [ laughter ] so it balances out. Married couples had sex an average of 55 times a year in 2014, down from 73 times a year in 1990. The only group that went up is people over 70. They went up from 10 times a year to 11. [ laughter ] so the cyalis, it works, but only once a year is the thing. This is something that might be of interest for parents who are looking for a kidfriendly moviegoing experience. This is a concept apparently doing well in mexico. So theyre bringing it here to the United States. A Movie Theater jungle gym. Theyve turned, as you can see, a Movie Theater into a playground. Theres a slide. A play area for the kids. They have this while the movie is showing, which looks like just the worst night of anyones life ever, right . [ laughter ] quiet, kids, im trying to watch manchester theyre opening two of them in Southern California next week. They seem to be missing a key point. I think the reason you take your child to a movie is so they will be quiet for 90 minutes, right . Not to get them all fired up. By the way, we already have Movie Theaters where your kids can run around, theyre calling the living room at your house. [ laughter ] put them in front of the tv, let them jump all over the couch and go nuts. Speaking of movies, theres a big blockbuster opening this weekend, kong skull island. Brie larson is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a big movie. I saw it, i like it a lot. Nobody cares what i think about these movies. We have our own inhouse movie critic, yehya. Tonight, yehya gives us his take on kong skull island. Hi, its me, yehya, talking about the movie. The movie behind me is called king skill sland. The movie this time king kong is in the like a dream, a lot of crazy, and the people are going dead. And you like the king kong take his monkey. No, you have monkey, you have cheat tax you have gorilla. King kong, big. The guy in the movie, the main guy, english guy, tom highlingbill. Long time teller switt. Hes in the movie avengers. The fat guy, the big guy, his name jane coleman. Hes in a movie with a lot of actor, he like like kids movies, stone something, cartoon movie, right . Magnificent. The other guy, john c. Crilly, best of friend with colin farrell. Hes in bunch of movie. The worry bruzzer. The americanafrican guy in that movie, sammy l. Jackson. Hes in the movie snake in the air. He and john travolta, both of them hold the gun. He get the girl, barissa carson. I dont know how he get sex with the girl. His eyes big, his hand big, his everything big, you know. He can kill her. Raaahhh go watch the movie and good luck [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. Thank you, yehya. Thank you very much. Jimmy, god bless jimmy thank you, yehya, god bless. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo, everyone, thank you, god bless you. Jimmy god bless you, yehya, also. Youre the best. Jimmy no, god bless you. Jimmy no, in this case id like to say god bless you. No, god bless you forever. Jimmy no, really in a way its god blessing you, though, you know . No, you and your guest and your family jimmy your family and your friend guillermo, god bless the both of you. All right there you go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, we have music from spoon. From designated survivor, kal penn is here. God bless you, yehya. Well be right back with brie larson dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by oreo cookies. Join the oreo dunk challenge by sharing your dunk for a chance to win sir . You give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Yes. But i get to pick your movie. 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Then did another harold and kumar movie. Then went back to work, is now on television. In a way, not unlike Donald Trumps career path. Then, their forthcoming album is called hot thoughts, a great band, spoon from the [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, on the show Tom Hiddleston will be here, Gillian Jacobs will join us, and a very funny comic named sam jay. So join us then. [ cheers and applause ] last year, our first guest won an oscar for being trapped in a room, now shes stuck on an island with a big angry ape in kong skull island which opens in theaters friday. Please welcome brie larson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you so much, so do you. Jimmy this movie kong skull island which i liked it a lot, i love king kong and i love this stuff. In a way being the damsel in king kongs palm is kind of an iconic movie role to have. Yes, it is. Jimmy excited about another damseltype situation, perhaps equally, perhaps even more. I hear youre going nuts for the bachelor this season. Yes, majorly nuts. Im in it for the right ropes, honestly. Jimmy you are, thats important. Genuinely. Jimmy what are the right reasons to be watching that show . I have to figure that one out. Everyone on the show seems to have a clear understanding of what those right reasons are. Not to be on tv even though you are on tv, i know that for sure. Jimmy to be on the show, we know what the right reasons are supposed to be. But to be watching the show, i literally have no idea what the right reasons are. I think its to make us feel better about our lives, right . No jimmy oh. Theyre living a glamorous lifestyle theyre in a mansion, they have sushi on a little coffee table next to them 100 of the time. Theres a bartender. They get to be like randomly flown to like finland. If that was your life jimmy i never go to thats what i thought, theres no part of us watching it going, oh, yeah, my lifes so much better than this. [ laughter ] jimmy it is funny here you are an oscar winner, watching these people going, oh, i wish. If only my life could be like that. [ laughter ] meanwhile theyre living in a condo in van neuys once this shw is ever. I guess youre right, its just my dream. Jimmy you throw bachelor viewing parties. I dont know if anyone here is part of a bachelor fantasy league, but i am. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who did you have . To win it all . I dont want to talk about it, jimmy. Im really upset. Jimmy obviously danielle. Its obviously danielle. What . Youre with me on that . I thought it was danielle to the end and im really upset that you let me down. Jimmy i got it wrong. Youre talking about vanessa, how dare you throw to it my face . Jimmy i got confused. Whats upsetting about vanessa is i forgot. It was a lastminute thing. I had to take the final i just forgot. There was too many brunettes and im sorry. I feel bad about it. Now i feel like shes going to win and im mad shes going to win. I should be happy shes finding love but i want to win my bachelor league. Jimmy who in your league picked vanessa . Everyone, everyone. Jimmy that was an obvious one. My wife picked her before she even knew what her name was. Thank you, jimmy, i dont need you to rub it in. Were supposed to be talking about my accomplishments. Youre right, youre right. If you want to talk about how im failing in my bachelor league, we can, we can. Jimmy this is an amazing accomplishment. Literally its an amazing accomplishment. You have bachelor bingo that you play at your house. Who comes up with the categories . My mom actually came up with these categories. Jimmy weve got drink champagne, someone says genuinely, a oneonone date. Do you have a thing where when a musician no ones ever heard of suddenly appears on the show and starts singing . Do you have that as a box . No, but thats a really good idea. Jimmy thats a good box, yeah. Thats a really good one. We need some new ideas. Im any time someone says theyre falling for somebody. Yes. Jimmy any time Chris Harrison looks like he wants to kill himself. Literally chris has that look on his face where he wants to blow his head off. Bop. There you go. Chris hasnt been around much this season. Hes tough on the bingo cards. One of them is Chris Harrison appears. Thats a stressful one. Jimmy i think chris has had enough of the show to be honest with you. So you have these parties. As we mentioned. And theres a whole theme, right . Youve got bachelor theme during the hometown days everyone brought their foods from their hometown. And then jimmy from the hometowns of the bachelorettes . No, of their own hometowns. Jimmy of their own, thats nice. Oh, yeah, it was really nice. We also have a red wine fountain. Which is very classy. Jimmy where do you get a red wine fountain . Amazon. Its easy. Anyone can get it. Its a fountain that lights up and you can put whatever you want in it. Jimmy before i show these photos you had a very, special guest at your party. How did it come to happen that this person came to you party . So i guess the partys become sort of infamous at this point. Jimmy okay. And a friend of a friend kind of found out about it. And so he showed up. At one of our gatherings a couple weeks ago. Jimmy here is a photograph. This is at your house. Theres the red wine fountain. Jimmy theres the fountain, its beautiful. And why did you photograph nick as if you were a paparazzi hiding . [ laughter ] because i was too shy. Jimmy oh, really . I got freaked out, starstruck. It was the day before, i was hugging meryl streep, i was like, this is fine. Then nick showed up at my house and i was like, ahh i didnt know what to do. These are all my photos. Here he is. Jimmy nick behind the milk shake machine. Zoomed in, theres nick like bigfoot in your house. What was it like watching the show with nick there . He was really cool about it. But we were all really nervous. Jimmy you were nervous . Yeah. Well, he came with his best friend so we thought it was going to be fun. We always gather an hour before the show starts so we can catch up. Drink some red wine. He came for that part and i figured he would leave arveds. So then after an hour, were going to watch the show. His friend was like, okay, im going to leave nick here, ive got to go on a date. Jimmy really . Yeah. He just stayed and we were like, we are going to watch the show now. He was like, yeah, im going to watch it with you. Jimmy was that his first time watching the show with you guys . I think he had even is it before. Jimmy he knew what was coming. He sat there in that seat. Jimmy did you quiz him and did he answer questions . He did. He didnt give any spoilers. Jimmy he didnt . I think is what youre supposed to do when you are a bachelor. He did kind of give us fun behind the scenes stuff. Talking about like what was happening when they were in the woods. It was that episode they were like doing the tarot card reading. Jimmy what a special experience stay . He stayed until the very end. The second it was over, i mean, the second gals over he turned to me, i need a lyft now. He means a car from the car company lyft. Jimmy he didnt have a helicopter waiting outside . Theres not a good service at my house. I had to call him a lyft. Jimmy like a party clown in a way. If a clown came to your childrens birthday party. He had such a good sense of humor about the whole thing. And i was so nervous. I dont think i said anything to him the whole time. I just was like hiding, taking photos, sending them to amy schumer. Why does this happen . Im too scared, im too shy. Jimmy the whole world is turned upside down is whats happened here. For me, yes. I ordered his lyft. He walked out. And i said, thank you so much for having such a good sense of humor. Im just so grateful that youre really okay through all of this. Jimmy what if he grabbed one of your friends a home and had sex with her . Would it ruin the show for you . That might ruin the show for me. Yeah, yeah. That would be too i just want the fantasy of it. Jimmy yeah. I said, you have such a good sense of humor, im glad youre wok with all of this. He said, yeah, i was going to say the same thing about you. And he got in his lyft. I came back into the house, i cant believe this just happened, nick thinks that im okay. Jimmy oh, wow. Thats the ultimate, really. The ultimate endorsement. So i must be okay. Jimmy brie larson, shes okay. Well be right back with brie after this i know, we need to talk about this. Its time. It is a big decision for us. Lets take the 1000 in cash back. Great yeah, i want to get one of those gaming chairs with the speakers. Oh, you do . Thats a surprise. 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Theres all these people with cameras taking pictures of you. Years, but right now i know i seem crazy. Jimmy the lost tour replaced by a kong tour and somebody else will be making a movie and humiliating themselves. My hope is because it was a boneyard with all these bones made to look like other creatures who had died there, my hope is that low know we did a pretty good job cleaning up, that maybe a couple of those bones are left over and like 1,000 years from now someones going to be like, i found it jimmy that probably will happen. Bury it deep enough. I really hope. Jimmy you are going over to the premiere happening tonight across street. Whos going with you . I dont i dont know. I have all these tickets and didnt know who to invite. Jimmy how many tickets do you have . How many people jimmy weve got about 200 people here in the studio audience. Oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do they have room for everyone . Jimmy i dont know these people. If you want. Were just across the street. So theres tickets for all of you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were all going to see kong skull island. Brie larson is the star. Dont leave before the next segment, okay . We need you to stay for the band, then you can go. Brie larson, everyone. Be right back with kal penn how do you become americas bestselling brand . Youre not going to make it. Do you think you can make it . Uhh. Make it. Every time. Nice going further to keep drivers moving freely. Thats ford. Ecome americas bestselling brand. Where plans start at onlycricket 30 month. And more 4g lte coverage than tmobile or sprint. Plus, when you switch now you can get a brand new smartphone for free. Cricket wireless. Something to smile about. Kids, juicy fruitmmmm with longerlasting flavor . Mmm zipping zipping rattling longerlasting juicy fruit. So sweet you cant help but chew and chew. Delicious, freshly brewed coffee cits one dollar. 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The most common side effect is diarrhea, sometimes severe. If its severe stop taking linzess and call your doctor right away. Other side effects include gas, stomacharea pain and swelling. Managing your symptoms proactively with linzess. Jimmy were back. Spoon is on the way. Our next guest went from white castle to the white house in record time. Hes now part of a makebelieve white house as press secretary on designated survivor wednesdays at 10 00 on abc. Please welcome kal penn [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do you by any chance throw bachelor parties at your house . Not the kind i think youve discussed. Jimmy straight, regular, oldtimy bachelor parties. Oldschool ones. I feel im looking in the mirror. I dont know if youre aware of this. Just look at us. We kind of look alike, right . Ill take it. Jimmy on twitter people are always posting things like, kal penn with a beard, jimmy kimmel with a beard, are the same guy, right . Kal and jimmy look alike in a strange way, i think it has something to do with similar head shapes. We look like the same person. I mean, this is like every single day, somebody posts something. Why does kal penn look like jimmy kimmel . No way. Jimmy why does kal penn how come youre not the white kal penn . [ laughter ] jimmy maybe i am, maybe we didnt collect all of the are there more . Jimmy have you ever heard ive heard that, and ive heard russell wilson, which is also flattering, ill take it. Jimmy you consider it flattering, thats nice. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i consider it flattering as well. I mentioned earlier you worked at the white house. Which is im sure you probably get tired of talking about. Such a novelty for an actor to have had a real job. To like go back and forth between a real like serious job. Im so interested. It was amazing, man. Look, i never thought that was never really a goal per se. I worked on the president s 2007 expresident s 2007 campaign. It just sort of flowed into an opportunity to serve at the white house. But incredible. I agree with you. Sit agent a desk for 18 hours a day as opposed to being in your trailer with people bringing you coffee is very different. Jimmy were you working 18 hours a day . Tackling health care and things like that. Jimmy was it fun . Was it rewarding . Do you feel now like youre wasting your life . My first love is always filmmaking and comedy and things like that. Jimmy gotcha. But yeah, incredibly rewarding. Jimmy on designated survivor youre in the white house, that must be kind of weird to be working on a set thats a recreation of the place you actually worked at in the first place. Yeah, thats a little strange. Things are in the wrong place on our set. Jimmy they are. Except the oval office is to scale and theyve done a great job replicating it. All the other rooms are in the wrong place, sometimes youll get lost. Jimmy do you correct them when things are not exactly as theyre supposed to be . The people on the set . Sometimes. Its also, you know i think part of not correcting them is letting them go crazy with the fiction. Which is probably what people want to see, instead of just the accuracy. Jimmy i see. Sometimes there must be things that you go, no, that guy wouldnt stand there like that. This guy wouldnt do that. Do you keep your mouth shut because its annoying to others . This is a point of contention. I feel like im always the annoying one. Jimmy uhhuh, okay. But i say it jimmy you do, yeah. A lot of times people will go you cant say it in like a nasty way, right . Jimmy right, right. Say it with a smile. The writers will go, thank you very much, were not doing that. Which is fine. But its fun. Jimmy now youre playing the White House Press secretary, which probably when you signed on didnt seem like such an interesting its an interesting job, but now its the most interesting job in the world. It is, yeah. I watch a lot of sean spicers press briefings to learn specifically what not to do. [ laughter ] as a press secretary. But before that job, sean spicer was very kind in letting me shadow him a little bit. I have a lot of friends who worked up to the last day of the administration. Got a lot of feedback on exactly what that job should be like. Its been fun. Jimmy youre playing it more realistically than the guy whos actually doing it. I guess. [ laughter ] when we first started, the writers had asked me whats a press secretarys job like . My biggest note for them was, no matter what, the press secretary does not lie doesnt lie. Then you lose credibility and your boss, the president , loses credibility. Then literally sean spicers first press briefing, he lies about i had to call the writers, i promise you, still, please. Jimmy thats not how its supposed to go, not how its supposed to go. Jimmy do you ever feel sorry for him . I know youre not actually doing his job but theres connection there. I see him, i sometimes feel i like to imagine him looking at trumps twitter in the morning going, oh my god, what am i going to say about this . No, i dont feel bad, why do you feel sorry thats a job he chose and that he is doing a fantastic job. Jimmy maybe i have more empathy, im just a better human being. You might be. Jimmy we may look alike on the outside but on the inside youre just a better person. Jimmy ive got a heart of gold. [ cheers and applause ] are you having fun . Is this a fun show to do in general . I love it. We film in toronto. Its a great cast. Jimmy didnt you do harold and kumar in you have a great memory. Jimmy everything is in toronto months is what it is. You did that movie up in toronto. Then you came, you left the white house to do the Christmas Harold and kumar, correct . Yeah. Jimmy how do you explain that to obama . Hey, i got these its a whole i dont know if youve seen had he seen the movies . I think so. Hes very pop culture savvy. But i couldnt figure out the best what do you say . I have another stoner movie to make, sir. Im not going to get Health Care Reform passed for 20 million people, im going to film a movie with a friend in toronto. It was nice to go back. Jimmy i would think so. Welcome back to fake reality. The show is called designated survivor. It airs wednesday nights at 10 00 on abc. Kal penn, everybody. Be right back with spoon [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank brie larson, kal penn and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, their new record hot thoughts comes out next friday, here with the title track, spoon hot thoughts melt in my mind could be your accent mixing with mine you got me uptight twistin inside, hot thoughts all in my mind and all of the time babe hot thoughts all in my mind and all of the time yeah hot thoughts all in all in my mind all of the time your teeth shining so white light up this side street in shibuya tonight hot thoughts melting my cool is it your motion signaling cues hot thoughts all in my mind and all of the time you must be trouble for sure all in my mind and all of the time yeah i tell it to you slow when i want ya to know hot thoughts all in all in my mind all of the time took time off from my kingdom took a break from the war took time off from my kingdom raise up my creatures diamonds from space pure facets and features last drag drug fr makin you think how good it was to let baby kiss em and those hot thoughts melting your cool could be that motion signaling cues youve got hot thoughts all in my mind and all of the time yeah all that do my rhyme maketh you mine yeah i think all i think all your love is enough [ cheers and applause ] tonight, a special edition of nightline. 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