Well look deep inside the soul of bachelor nick tonight. But first, it was another wild weekend for President Trump who tweeted up a world of trouble from high atop his toilet saturday morning at maralago. A lot of people are saying they need to take his phone away. I think maybe at this point they should consider taking his thumbs away. Put them in a box, give them back to him in four years. He tweeted, terrible, just found out that obama had my wires tapped in trump tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is mccarthyism. He kept going. How low has president obama gone to tap, tapp, my phones during a sacr sacred election process. He spelt tap with two ps, maybe this is his way of confirming the videotape the russians supposedly had. And maybe even more shocking, about an hour later, he tweeted, voluntarily leaving the apprentice, he was fired by his bad pathetic ratings. So at least his priorities are in order, though. He mentioned the wire tapping first and then moved on to the apprentice. Do you think trump believes president obama tapped his phones . James comey doesnt. The guy who is said to have won trump the election. Comey not only rejects the accusation, he asked trumps own department of justice to publicly refute it. That did not happen and the white house is now calling for an investigation. This guy, they say he is very good. He got the idea there was a leak from a radio host. Ive been a radio host. We dont know anything. We just talk. In a fol heard or read that and ran with it. Tut approximat put it right on twitter without discussing it first. A spokesperson for president obama denied the accusations. I happen to know for a fact, president obama would be see furious about that if he wasnt spending the week at lego land with tom hanks and rita wilson. What is the point of wire tapping donald trump . Every crazy thought he has, he puts on twitter. Hes wiretapping himself. [ laughter ] whats more likely, the fbi was listening in on the Russian Embassy and happened upon the russians talking to members of the trump team, because it turns out there were some recordings, there are some tapes. We have one of the tapes. Were able to acquire this courtesy of abc news. I dont know why they didnt put it on the news, but were going to share this with you. These are tapes of donald trump secretly recorded by whom we dont know, but lets listen now. When youre a star, you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the [ bleep ]. You can do anything. Oh, wait, those are from the Bush Billy Bush administration. Okay, heres what i think is going on. Because this is now going past nuts and into tin foil hat territory. Heres what i liken this too. President obama is the exboyfriend a lot of people in the family loved. He was nice, polite. After dinner, he helped clear the plates. Hes the guy the family wishes their daughter had married. But she didnt. She broke up with him and married her boss who owns an Equipment Rental company, but hes a jerk. And the husband is now sick and tired of hearing about how much everyone loved the old boyfriend. So he sees a tiny little nugget of something to grab on to and he runs with it. What he doesnt realize, its making the whole family think, oh, no, we might have a lunatic in our midst. Thats donald trump right now. Does that make [ cheers and applause ] does that make sense to you . Perfect sense. Jimmy it does . Yes. Jimmy doesnt make sense to me, but i came up with it. We have a good show tonight, from beauty and the beast, emma watson is here. From the vampire diaries, Ian Somerhalder is with us. And the triumphant return of mashup monday. Tonight we have music from Lady Antibellum and Bell Biv Devoe. Together they will join forces to perform Lady Antebell Biv Devoe. This is what happens when your music bookers bring a bong to work. [ laughter ] theres a man up on charges in austin, texas, at this hour, for allegedly getting very personal with a fence. One man is now facing charges after officers arrested him for trying to have intercourse with a fence. A woman called 911 after she spotted him urinating she said he then took off his clothes and tried to copalate with the fence. Jimmy and he and the fence were very much in love. Thats a new one, having sex with a fence. The craziest thing about this story, it didnt happen in florida. This is interesting. The tax deadline is about five weeks away. And this year, because of all the budget cuts at the irs, the odds of getting audited are the more than theyve been in 13 years. Last year, only. 7 were audited, down by 16 . This year, its expected to be lower than that. In other words, there has never been a better time to claim your chihuahua as a dependent. Its all due to the fact the irs has had to scale back their staff, which means they dont have enough people to do the its kind of like if mcdonalds decided to cut costs by replacing their cashiers with empty buckets and just said, throw your money in the bucket and take whatever you like, dont worry, we trust you. Mint, the cost of making a penny, a coin, is now 1. 5 cents. A penny cost more to make than its actually worth. The government lost 46 million making pennies last year. Im sure i have about 46 million worth of pennies in my house, scattered around. Heres the thing, as a rule, if you see something on the ground and decide its not worth picking up, we should stop making it, right . I thought pennies came from heaven. Thanks, everybody, goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] water is kind of the opposite of pennies. It used to be, i dreamed of a car that would run on water. But now a bottle of water costs more than the same amount of gas. In norway, theyve gone farther. This is a new brand of water, called svalbardi. Its water from an iceberg, 74 a bottle. For water that had a penguin walkin they should put some kind of sterilizing agent in that water, so people who drink it dont reproduce, dont ever have children. On a more upbeat note, i would like to wish a happy birthday tonight to one of my favorite people. Shaquille oneal turned 45 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] hes such a fun guy, and to honor him, we asked a local third grader to prepare a special tribute to his life. Here he is now, please welcome blessed with his tribute to Shaquille Oneal. Blessed . [ cheers and applause ] hello, my name is Shaquille Oneal, but you can call me shaq, shaqfu or shaq diesel. When i was born, i weighed 94 pounds. My mommy is a bronto saur us and my daddy is a i sometimes live in a bean stalk. I use google earth to take a selfie. Well, i gotta go eat a food truck. Thank you, blessed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy be careful. 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In a shocking twist, bachelor nick accused him of secretly taping his efforts to find a bride. Nick told rachel, shes going to be the bachelorette. He told her he was 100 falling for her and then sent her home. Clearly he doesnt understand 100 . Were now down to the final two, vanessa, who was my preseason picks to win it all. And raven who owns a fashion boutique in arkansas. Raven last week dropped a bombshell on nick, this happened just after he invited her to the fantastic suite. My last boyfriend, my i was intimate with, never made me orgasm. Jimmy by the way, we tried to find the exboyfriend. For some reason hes not interested in publicity. So that was raven before the fantasy suite, and this was raven the morning after the fantasy suite. Like a daisy yesterday i couldnt get out of bed couldnt pay me jimmy im trying to figure out if that was a postorgasm celebration or a commercial for c constipation relief medication. Dulcolax. No one ive ever touched has ever been half that happy. Tonight was also the women tell all episode. They w detail. I found out where babies come from and everything. Much of the focus tonight was on the feud between taylor, the Mental Health counsellor and corinne who needs a Mental Health counsellor. They didnt get along on the show, or on the special either. And millions of americans gathered around to witness this. One minute you napped and then you didnt. Taylor, i literally watched you nap. I did not absolutely nap. You have a shirt that says napping. Yes, because i do love to nap and i do nap. But theres a difference. You napped at the same time i napped. Get over it jimmy really not im not sure who is dumber here, those two for fighting over taking a nap or us for watching them. Its definitely us, right . 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So go allin with iphone 7 and unlimited data. Only at tmobile. With 9 lobster dishes. Est is back try succulent new lobster mix match or see how sweet a lobster lovers dream can be. Theres something for everyone and everyones invited. So come in soon. Jimmy i used to work on the College Radio station at arizona state. I tried to give away a pizza to like caller seven, and we didnt even get caller one. Oh, how was the open house . So good look. 800 square feet, 1 bedroom, hardwood floors, 15 minute ride to work. Dude dude i know your credit score must be amazing. My credit score . How do i check . Credit karma. Its free. Thats great thats super easy. Um hm. Thats a credit score. Just whip bam boom, its done. Check out credit karma today. Credit karma. Give yourself some credit. Eyes over there, dude. This apartments hers. Mine. Thank you. Then youre a couple. Think of all youll share. Like snoring. Does your bed do that . 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I wonder why i didnt see it before [ laughter ] beauty the beast opens march 17th. Please welcome emma watson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i got confused with the whole thing. How are you . Im jimmy im still laughing at you getting hit with that snowball. Unusually forceful, i would say. I know, very unusually forceful. Actually, on the day, the guy kept missing me. I would stand there, be like trying to catch the snowball. We did it like a thousand times. Jimmy so you really got hit in the face with a snowball . I really got hit in the face with a snowball. Thats being an actor. Jimmy what good is cgi if you have to get hit in the face wia snowball . I mean, it wasnt as big. But i still got smashed in the face with some snow. Jimmy did it hurt . No. And to be honest, by the end of it, we were so concerned that this poor guy was under so much pressure. You have like this huge film set, 300 people on a disney movie, trying to get the target right. By the end, you can tell hes like so nervous. Jimmy yeah, its embarrassing, i would think. Its not like you can bring in a former baseball player to do that. Its just some guy exactly. Im on a balcony, hes quite far away. Its a difficult shot. Jimmy you really suffered for this film . I know. [ laughter ] jimmy how are you doing . You had the big premiere. We saw the whole street was shut down outside. It was insane. Jimmy it was pretty crazy. It was huge. We, like, shut down a big portion of its hollywood boulevard, right . Jimmy yes, hollywood boulevard. We shut down a huge portion of hollywood boulevard, and the big thing for me was, i just met her, she played mere in the original animation. Alan mankin wrote all the songs, whoa, this is a load. And celine dion arrives. And im holding my publicist like this is almost too much for me. Celine dion. You have to understand, my parents do not they dont really understand celebrities or hollywood or whatever else, but my mom and i dion in the car, like nonstop. Jimmy oh, really . And being able to tell her that i met her, shes going to lose it. Jimmy and did she lose it . She did. Because usually im like, i met tom cruise today and shell be like jimmy your mom doesnt know tom cruise . No, really, this is the problem. I grew up, i had like four vhss in my house. Jimmy oh, really . Yes. Jimmy that would make sense if you were my age, and even then it would be sad. Im serious. We had, like, private benjamin, pretty woman jimmy what year are we talking about here . You should have at least had a dvd. I know. I dont come from a moviewatching family. Im the black sheep of the jimmy no kidding. Thats really pretty crazy. Do they have this equipment now, or are ty the yes. Jimmy they do . Whether my mom knows how to use a dvd player or not is another question, but i believe she owns one. Jimmy she does have one, okay, all right. Which movies did you say you had . Private benjamin, pretty woman, four weddings and a funeral and one other, but those were the three in rotation. Jimmy and heavy rotation. And my best friends wedding. Which is why Julia Roberts is hollywood for me. Jimmy how old were you when you were watching this movie and wishing you could too one day play a hooker . At what age is that happening . All im going to say, it was too young. But i felt great about it. And, yeah. Jimmy you were in china last week, in shanghai. In shanghai. Jimmy at shanghai disneyland. Which im so interested in. Did you get to go on rides or anything like that . I did. Caribbean ride. Jimmy they have a pirates of the caribbean ride . They do. Jimmy is it identical to our disneyland, disney world here . Identical, except the pirates speak chinese. Jimmy thats strange, but it makes sense. Its amazing. Jimmy so theyre singing yo ho yo ho in chinese . Yes. I dont think it translates. I think it becomes something else. Jimmy that might knbe chine in the first place. I was thinking that when i said it. Jimmy you didnt have to wait in line, you go right to the front. So they showed it in a theater in shanghai disneyland . As in like, the pirates of the caribbean . Jimmy no, your movie. Yes, they did. Jimmy we dont have movie theaters in ours. Thats true. But they built the beauty and the bet scale. Jimmy so you were seeing it for the first time in like real life. Yes. Jimmy was there an actual castle to go into . Lots of it was real. Bill wanted to make sure as much as possible the sets, everything, was real, but there were some parts of it which werent. Jimmy that had to be real. But the snowball you had to take in the face. That doesnt make any sense to me. Confusing. Jimmy you have an interesting hobby. I want to ask you about this photograph. This is something that youve done regularly . Yeah, so in my spare time, i am this is a phrase that i have coined myself. Im a book ninja. And i ninja my way around public places, mostly the tube, well, the underground, which is what we call it in the uk. And i leave books for commuters. Jimmy for people to find . For people to find and then read and hopefully pass on. Jimmy do you right a note in the book so they came from . I do. I write a little message, dear, whoever has found this book, you know, we really hope that you enjoy this, i have a book club, i talk a little bit about that. Jimmy do they ever contact you and say, got the book, thanks . Yeah, my book club has a big forum on good roads. And the good reads. And there are tons of topics on everything you can imagine. And they do, like found the book on the street between this stop and this stop. Jimmy do you stit there wit a string and yank it away . I would have a different way of doing it. Wouldnt be so altruistic. No. But i sometimes wait to be like, is he going to pick it up . Jimmy do people ever spot you doing this . Well, you know whats so funny. People on their commute are doing their thing. Jimmy right. In their routine. Jimmy single minded. Yeah. Theyve got their coee theyre on their phone. People are kind of like in their zone. So whats really weird, i thought i was going to have issues. People like dont, like, recognize me. Its really amazing. Jimmy when youre out of context, it is a different thing. Maybe thats what it is. Jimmy do you ever lead harry potter books for people to read, or has everybody read those already . I feel pretty good about the distribution of the harry potter franchise. But if i hear that, you know, sales are dwindling, then im happy to jimmy you will take action . Yeah, im happy to. Jimmy how old were you when you started making those movies . I was 9. Jimmy 9 years old. Did you know about the books beforehand . Was that a part of your life . It was a huge part of my life, yeah. Jimmy and then you get involved in this thing and little do you know, it would take you all the way to adulthood, which is really crazy. I mean, nobody has that experience. No. I mean, yeah, no one first audition theyve ever been to in their entire life and then makes those movies for over a decade. Jimmy no, it just doesnt ever happen. That doesnt happen. Jimmy its like you have magic powers or something. Almost. Jimmy in a way, literally. Now, theres a videotape that somebody on the show found. Its like an outtake from the movie. Oh, yeah . Jimmy i want to encourage people to watch very closely. Watch emmas lips very closely throughout this. And ill ask you to explain this to me. A stone that stops you from dying. No wonder hes after it. Anyone would want it. Something doesnt make sense. If all snake wants this sorserrors stone, why did he try to kill you during the quidditch match . Jimmy youre helping them with their lines. You laugh. This is traumatic for me. Because i created issues because of this. Jimmy oh, really . Yes. Jimmy what issues . I wou first i would be like, cut, emma, youre doing it again. Youre mouthing dans line. And id be like, oh, im so sorry, so sorry. Oh, i feel so bad. But i couldnt help myself. It was like i was, i was such a loser. I really love those books, i really wanted to do my job well and i kind of overdid it. Jimmy dont worry about it. Guillermo does that with me all the time when i go off script. He hides it with his mustache. If you had a mustache, it probably wouldnt have been noticeable to anybody. Oh. Jimmy congratulations on all your success and the big movie. [ cheers and applause ] for another generation of young women to love, its called beauty and the beast. It opens march 17th. Thats emma watson, everybody, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] how do you become americas bestselling brand . Youre not going to make it. Do you think you can make it . Uhh. Make it. 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I dont know if you saw me stumble, but it nice jimmy i didnt want you to go the wrong way, because it always looks dumb. [ laughter ] good to see you. Good to see you too. Really quickly, in all seriousness, i just want to say, unbelievable job on the oscars. Jimmy oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] it was it was a lot of fun. For a moment, i thought you were going to propose. But youre married already. I am. Jimmy you did something ive always wanted to do and you just got back from a long road trip with an air stream trailer attached. It was rad. Jimmy was it as good as it sounds like it is . It is. My wife and i rapped vampire diaries, we were the only two people left on the stage, and we jumped in the air stream with the dog and drove across the entire country. Jimmy so youre in a car or truck and you have the trailer behind it . Like a big audi diesel suv. Jimmy okay. And towing this thing. And it was just it was everything. Jimmy and you slept in it every night . We would pull over at truck stops, never get out, lock the car, go in the back. Its great. You have your own kitchen, living room. We would go and we would cook. Jimmy and it doesnt get disgusting or anything like that . Well, you keep it clean. [ laughter ] you keep it clean, but you forget how beautiful this country is. This gorgeous nation that we live in. Jimmy what did you see that really impressed you . Its incredible. Jimmy you think about going on vacation, you forget about all the places in the united states. One funny thing was, we pulled into the four seasons in dallas at probably about 1 30 in the morning, and i was trying to convince them that it looks good to their hotel to have us parked in the front. Like next to the ferrari and bugatti. And the manager, whoever the guy was, no. Jimmy so you took one night in a hotel . E but we would stop and cook dinners. Jimmy youd cook in the in the air stream. New mexico, studying georgia okeefe and hanging out. One night, you dont think about this, youre pulling thousands of pounds. And you have your wife and your dog, which is your family, technically. Jimmy yeah. And when youre driving down the freeway, you see 6 grade. You go down hills. I hit a 9 grade one night in new mexico, in the snow and ice, and nicki was passed out. So i thought, i got this, im gonna do this. I went up and over and straight down this thing to the point where she was now leaning forward. The dog flew from the back and was like smoosh faced in the back seat. And she was trying to stop. Everything in the back of the airstream went into the bed. If a bottle of truffle oil ever breaks, at least it smells really good. Jimmy for a couple days it smells good. Thats right. Jimmy so e move around. Ive wondered about that. But its amazing. Jimmy you also have a Hyperbaric Chamber in your home. Yes. I wanted to talk to you about this. Jimmy Michael Jackson had one of these. Thats the only thing i know about a Hyperbaric Chamber. This is not the one he had. Love him. Ours is a little smaller. Jimmy okay. Its incredible. I dont know if anyone knows what this is. But its a chamber that you zip yourself into, and its connected to an oxygen concentrator. Jimmy you zip yourself, its not like a submarine type thing . It looks like youre zipping yourself into a big torpedo. But you get into this thing, and theres 98 oxygen pumping into it. Its basically ten liters more per minute of oxygen than you would ever get in the atmosphere. So its pressure cooking oxygen into your largest organ, your epidermis. Then you also have the mask. Im going to talk to you about this thing. Theyre amazing. I put date. Jimmy you did . Sth its a great way jimmy did you get in there with her . All im saying, ten months to the day, we were married. Jimmy so it speeds everything up . It speeds everything up. Jimmy that seems so odd. Id try it. I feel like id get in it and go, now i cant breathe this crappy air on the outside. It would instead ruin the environment for me entirely. Heres the thing, you dont worry with about that, because youre so high on oxygen. Jimmy really . Youre just zipping and buzzing around. Think about it, youre like Lance Armstrong. Jimmy yeah, like neil and Lance Armstrong together as the armstrongs. So you have this vampire diaries, eight seasons now. Thank you, guys, for making that happen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know that you have a fan base thats very devoted. I think its a little weird that two vampires, you and your wife are zipping themselves into theres room for two. So if you want, you can come over. Jimmy that would be a weird lunch date, but, yes. It would be weird. Jimmy if i do it with anyone, it would be you. We might be married in ten months. [ laughter ] jimmy i know that you cant tell us what happens and ive heard rumors that cast members but they cant fire me now. Jimmy thats true. You could say everything that happened. But i will ask you, maybe you could explain what happened instead on the finale of lost. Were still confused about that one. And then well get to the vampire diaries in another six years. I just want to make it clear, on lost, i was the first one cast and the first one killed. Jimmy that makes sense. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy first in, first out. Its great. I did get the sympathy card. But i was only on the show for a year. And i went and hung out and maybe did a few episodes. I still have people coming up to me furious about the man, that was not my show. Thursdays or fridays at 8 00, you might want to check out the show i have now. Might not be your demographic, but jimmy but we love boon so much and that whole show is a magical time. It really was. It was cool. And i know that your dear brothers with my brother matt fox who was incredible on that show, and josh holloway, all of them. Jimmy theyre all sick of hearing about it. You are, and them, all sick of hearing about it. And every time i see any of you, i bring it up immediately. It really pissed ooh, can i say that . It really angered a lot of people. My mom just gave me back my s. A. G. Award that we won. Jimmy oh. It was in the airstream. It was this thing. Theyre heavy. Jimmy you dont want to get killed by a s. A. G. Award. Thats really the ultimate irony for an actor. But its in our kitchen. Sni finally got this and now its murdered me. Its very good to see you. Great to see jimmy congratulations on eight seasons on the show. The Series Finale of the vampire diaries airs friday night at 9 00 on the cw. Ian somerhalder, everybody well be right back with Lady Antebell Biv Devoe [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz the best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz, e best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy id like to thank my guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, its mashup monday. Here with the songs need you now and poison Lady Antebell Biv Devoe [ cheers and applause ] its drivin me out of my mind thats why its hard for me to find cant get her out of my head miss her kiss her love her that girl is poison poison poison never trust a big butt and a smile welcome to the stage what up, player how you doing come o yall this is Bell Biv Devoe on jimmy kimmel. Are you ready . Im ready. Are you ready . Im over here. Ladies and gentlemen girl i must warn you i sense something strange in my mind situation is serious lets cure it cause were running out of time Bell Biv Devoe its oh so beautiful relationships they seem from the sta its all so deadly when love is not together from the heart put it all the wa i way way in the air, you know the words, sing along its drivin me out of my mind thats why its hard for me to find cant get it out of my head miss her kiss her love her wrong move youre dead that girl is poison poison poison never trust a big butt and smile that girl is poison poison poison yo, r. T. , check me out. Moving in snow, Lady Antebellum and Bell Biv Devoe. Picture perfect memories scattered all around all around the world mo baby girl the world reaching for the phone cause i cant fight it anymore reaching for the phone and i wonder if i ever cross your mind for me it happens all the time its a quarter after one im all alone and i need you now poison said i wouldnt call but ive lost all control and i need you now and i dont know how i can do without i just need you now need you now, baby and i need you to breathe get ready [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, the wire. President trump doubling down on his explosive claims that former president Obama Wiretapped him during the campaign. Im just going to let the tweet speak for itself. But 48 hours later, still zero proof. Multiple intelligence officials pushing back on the unsubstantiated allegations. There was no wire tap against trump tower during the campaign. What we know now. Plus, gone guru. Always thought i was from a different planet. 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