Yeah, because i figured, you know, you never know when you might want to use it. Here we are. Thought i might use it now. Now . Yeah, now. You cant redeem them 12 years later. You cant . Really . Is that in the fine print . I made that theres no fine print. Im sure the police would be happy to know youre passing out bogus coupons. Im not okay, maybe we should redeem these. Okay, great. What would you like to redeem . I would like one free hug. All right, jimmy. Thats nice. That will give you some confidence tonight. Great. You deserve it. Thank you very much. You wait, wait, i really could use one free compliment. You look fine. That compliment. I was hoping for something more substantial. Youre a very sweet man. Youre talented and youre kind and i actually do enjoy spending time with you. Oh. Give me another hug. That one was free. Im glad. Thanks, jimmy. I got to yeah, well, i got another coupon. Its one free homecooked meal. Were not even in a home. This is my dressing room. So hungry. I theres not even im not picky. Ill take anything. Here. Peanuts and some vodka . Yes. I will take those things. Thank you very much. Whoa, look at the time. Hang on here one second, okay . Oh, my god. Okay. One last coupon. Free night of babysitting. Tonight . Yeah. Is that a problem . Jimmy, im on my way to the vanity fair party. Im on my way to do a show. You signed a legal document here. Signed this is appelonia. She needs to be fed every two hours by breast. Thank you so, so, so much. Thanks so much, neil. Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live after the oscars tonight John Travolta. Sean penn. Jennifer aniston. John krasinski. Eddie redmayne. Emily blunt. Gary oldman. Jeff bridges. Susan sarandon. Benedict cumberbatch. And others. With cleto and the cletones and now, for your consideration, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats very nice. Too much already. Thank you, cleto. Hi, everybody, im jimmy kimmel, thanks to you for coming. Thanks for watching at home. Welcome to the least exclusive afterparty in town. Im glad youre still with us. I know it was a long show. Is that polish guy still on stage talking about his kids . Heres the thing. There are a lot of awards they gave out. If you win for best short film, you dont get to make a long speech. [ laughter ] if you cant be bothered to make a whole movie you get to thank one of your parents and thats it. It was raining all day today here in hollywood. The red carpet was soaked. Poor giuliana rancic. You know her, from e news, we lost her down a storm drain. Unbelievable. The first day it rains in l. A. In i dont know how many weeks is oscar sunday. I think we finally have definitive proof that god is this was the whitest oscars since 1998. Which, on one hand, is a bummer, but on the other hand, congratulations to white people. We did it again. It was also the most predictable oscar show in quite some time. J. K. Simmons won best supporting actor. Patricia arquette won best supporting actress. And in her speech, demanded equal pay for working women. Which got a big round of applause. I wonder if thats a way of her telling us ethan hawke got more money in boyhood. Julianne moore won for her role in still alice, a movie that not a Single Person saw. Not even Julianne Moore herself saw it. Incredible performance. Not once during the movie was she not alice. Shes still alice right now. Best picture went to birdman, a great movie but only grossed 35 million in the united states. With the exception of american sniper, this years best picture nominees didnt make a lot of money at the box office. But the Academy Awards is, of course, one of the most hyped events of the year. You hear so much about it. Everyone is talking about it. So, theres a lot of pressure to have an opinion about which movies and actors will win. Even if you havent seen any of them. We sent a camera onto hollywood boulevard to ask people what they thought about some real nominated movies and about some things we made up in this special oscar Night Edition of liewitness news. What did you think of Helen Mirrens performance as Cate Blanchett as judi dench as larry bird in birdman . Was it powerful . It was very powerful. I definitely recommend seeing it. The whole time, you are sitting in the seat, and you are trying to fig different kinds of emotions out it was something i recommend seeing. Did you think it was overkill that Julianne Moore cried for a full 90 minutes in cry face or was that just right . It was just right. Its never an overkill to cry. Just let it out. What did you think of the controversial moment at the beginning of boyhood when they killed the boy right off the bat . It was pretty emotional it was a good movie. Did you think that it was right that ethan hawke would throw him into an active volcano . Um yes and no. I mean, im sure theres reasons either way. How do you think Angelina Jolie did as rosa parks in selma . Was that powerful . Yes, definitely. Very powerful. Do think she brought a sexiness to that scene on the bus . Absolutely. Bringing sexiness to everything, i think. What did you think of that beautiful moment when Eddie Redmayne got up out of his wheelchair and punched Albert Einstein in the face . I thought it was beautiful. I wish i could have been there to see it in real life. What did you think of Meryl Streeps performance in too stoned to function . I dont know if she was in that movie. Its pretty funny. Obviously i didnt understand a word you just said. Thats good. Did you like al pacino in the scarface sequel direct to tshirt . Oh, yeah, yeah. It was great. I definitely enjoyed it. Your favorite part . I would say the beginning. I liked the beginning. How do you think Benedict Cumberbatchs impressions were in the imitation game . I thought they were real well. I didnt know too much about it, but it was a nice movie. Entertaining. Did you know that the mathematician alan turning was such a ham . No, i didnt know that. I didnt know that. Was it great to see him do Frank Sinatra . Yes, real funny. What did you think of his Frank Sinatra . I thought it was real good. What was the Favorite Song . I dont remember. It was did he sing new york, new york . Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What did you think of the woody allen movie, lets all forget about what happened. It wa nothing that, you know, made me do flips or anything, but i thought it was pretty good. Did you enjoy the movie ill lie about anything . Yeah, that was really good. Will you lie about anything . Yeah, i would lie about a lot of stuff. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy finest actors in the world are right out on our street. We have a super starfilled show for you tonight from beginning to end. John travolta is with us. This is the coolest thing. He flew himself here in his personal jet. Which is weird, because hes right across the street. He literally could have walked here, but no. Also tonight, we have oscarwinner Eddie Redmayne, benedict cumberbatch, jennifer aniston, sean penn and many, many more. And for good reason. This is our tenth annual after the oscars special. Stay up lets never stop watching television, okay . [ cheers and applause ] i love the smell of napalm in the morning. No, this is double espresso. Hodor hodor ehhh, hodor. You guys watch game of thrones, right . Inconceivable surely, you cant be serious. I am serious. And dont call me shirley . Thats the unlimited effect. Stream your entertainment and more with unlimited data when you switch to at t wireless and have directv. Plus, get the amazing new iphone 7 on us. You may be muddling through allergies. Oned with. Try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. And zyrtec® is different than claritin®. Because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. Try zyrtec®. Muddle no more®. Customer service d. Maam. This isnt a computer. Wait. Youre real . In the u. S. , like me, anytime. Wow. This is a recording. Really . No, im kidding. 100 u. S. Based customer service. Here to help, not to sell. Htheres not much time left toy footlonggrab any footlongn on the menu for just six dollars. So, bring your appetite and just six dollars. Because the six dollar subway footlong fest ends february 28th. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello and welcome back to the tenth annual after the oscars special. John travolta is here and not only that, what you see behind me right now is something weve been working on for quite some time. Cisco built us this huge, unbelievable video wall. We call it the wall of america. And here it is, for the first time. So, these people, you see on the wall are looking in on us live from their homes. Hello, everybody. How are you doing . Look at this. We have new york, we have indiana, we got new york again, we got lets talk to candy in chicago. Shes up in the top right corner. Hello, candy. How are you . Hello where are you there you are. Whats going on with your friend there . I know, shes putting in the jimmy i see. Did you guys just have an Oscar Viewing Party . We did, my girlfriend has, like, an amazing Screening Room downstairs, we watched it down there. Jimmy you have diplomas all over the wall. Whats going on . Are these your i. T. Guys at home . Believe it or not, yes. Jimmy tell the guy oh, hello there. Thats my i. T. Guy jimmy lets see who else we have on the wall. How about this gentleman down here in the tuxedo . Hes dressed very fancy. Lets bring him up. Well, hello there, what is your name, sir . Im kevin hart you know who i am. Jimmy you do look just like kevin hart. Kevin, youre at the governors ball, huh . Im at the governors ball right now, man. So much mayhem going on behind me as we speak. So much mayhem. Im over here taking shots of water. Jimmy oh, look at this. Unbelievable. Listen, look who i found. Thats eddie murphy. Jimmy i dont think eddie can hear me. He cant. I got the ear piece in. Im not giving eddie the ear piece. He has to figure out whatever youre saying. Eddie doesnt quite know how this Technology Works yet. Jimmy this is unbelievable. This is all new age to eddie right now. Hes trying to figure out how im talking to you. Jimmy eddie, i cant hear you and you cant hear me, but thats well, there goes eddie. Hes gone. Kevin, describe the scene there at the governors ball. Everybody comes there after the show, right . Look at this. Well, first of all, i dont know if you want me describing ah im looking at oprah oprahs over there. You just saw eddie, i mean goodness. I mean listen, ill be here all day if i start naming the people here. Heres the good news. Im here. This is a big deal for me. This is huge. Jimmy will you do me a favor . Will you do me a big favor and at some point in the night, go by oprahs table, put a shot of tequila down on the table and say, this is from mr. Kimmel. Not only will i not do that, i am going to im going to, matter fact, ill have a waiter do it and leave a note that said mr. Kimmel said take this but i know you guys are close i will do it, jimmy. Jimmy thank you, kevin. I know you guys are close. For you, i do it. If oprah punches me in the face, me and you got a problem, okay . Jimmy dont worry. Oprah will not punch you in the face. Thank you very much, kevin. Thats kevin hart. Love you, jimmy. Love you, man. Take it easy. Jimmy love you, too. See, now, that is thats a very good wall. If you want to be a part of the wall of america, go to jimmykimmellive. Com, click the wall of america banner to be right here in studio with us live through the magic of the internet just like kevin hart was. Why do i have a feeling were going to get nothing but naked people . As you know, this is a special night, its oscar night, a night most actors dream of, but very few of them get there alone. Almost every academyawardwinning actor has a teacher to whom they owe a great debt. And tonight, we pay tribute to one who towers above them all, the greatest most prolific and revered acting coach who ever lived. Jimmy my name is jim kimmel and i teach. What is the Kimmel School of perfect acting . Well, quite simply, its the greatest acting school there ever was or ever will be. Jimmy every moment in which you are not acting, is a moment that you are dying. You dont take jims class to feel comfortable. You take jims class to be pushed. Genius doesnt begin to describe jim. Hes a master. Jimmy i am not simply a teacher. I am a sculptor. And with these hands, this and this, i have molded some of the finest actors of this generation. Eddie, repeat after me. Hello, im a fancy british man. Hel im a fancy british man. Jimmy okay, are you british or are you from the philippines . [ laughter ] talk like british people. Hello. Hello. Im [ laughter ] jimmy why is it so difficult for you . Youre from there. Hes from there his methods, they may seem controversial to some folks, but let me tell you, when someone lights your script on fire and duct tapes it to your hands, youre going to find a way to say your lines. Jimmy the critic is the enemy. And so we must meet the enemy head on. Facing jim as a critic tested my limits as a performer and as a human being. Jimmy you act, ill critic. Momma, its time i told you the truth about me and ricky. Jimmy i saw frozen last night. It was [ bleep ]. I know daddy wont approve, but jimmy so short. Such a short little person. You cant stay here with daddy because jimmy more like a hobbit than anything. Hes no good for any of us. Jimmy speak up, muppet baby. I really just wish jim makes you face your worst fear. Which is usually him. Jim is well, hes like a father to me. I mean, so much so that one time he had me call my actual father and tell him to [ bleep ] off. Okay, should i stand here . Jimmy should i stand here . Excuse me . Jimmy excuse me . What are you doing . Jimmy what are you hes so in touch and hes just so generous. Jimmy there is an exercise that i call the distrust fall. Your job is to fall fall. I will not catch you. Okay. Jimmy do you trust me . Yes. Jimmy you shouldnt. Okay. Jimmy because im not going to catch you. Correct. Jimmy when you fall, it will be onto the ground. Okay. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy eddie, id like you to scream cry the lines that you have. Where is my wife . Jimmy less screaming, more crying. Where is my wife . Jimmy there was no screaming at all there. Its called a scream cry. Ahh ahh. Jimmy ahh ahh. Jimmy do you hear how terrible that was . That was terrible. Sit down. Fill the cup with tears. Tilda swinton would have filled three, four cups of those by now. You realize that . Who is my favorite student . That is a very difficult question to answer because i hate them all. So very much. Jim told me he didnt think i could act my way out of a paper bag. So, he made me prove it. One small, onto the breach dear friends. Once more. Close up the wall. Becomes a man of modest stillness and humanity. But when it blows into our ears, imitate the action of the tiger. [ applause ] jimmy i stand corrected. Jimmy all right. We are going to take a quick break so i can adjust my spanx. Part two of the Kimmel School of perfect acting is coming up. And well be right back with John Travolta, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] this president s day, get to nissan now. And save on a lineup with intelligent safety features. And americas best truck warranty. Take on the everyday, with six 2017 iihs top safety picks. Its clear why were americas Fastest Growing auto brand. Now, get president s day offers like 0 financing for up to 72 months on 11 models. 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We have good times tonight and were going to keep it going all week with will smith, will forte, viola davis and prince royce, among others. And tomorrow night, warren g and kenny g join forces for mashup monday number four and my guests will be Chrissy Teigen and the great laker kobe bryant will be here. Jimmy i did it, baby [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . J. K. Simmons, i see you had a good night. I did, yes, thank you, thank you. I won it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you won it . You won it. I mean, with so, we won it. Jimmy we won it. Yes. Jimmy i won it. No, but i appreciate everything you did for me, the most brilliant acting coach. Jimmy interesting, you didnt thank me at the Academy Awards. Yeah, i forgot. I forgot. When youre up there, its live. Jimmy you forgot. Youre very nervous. Jimmy you forgot the reason. Thank you, thank you in front of all these people and america. Jimmy thank you for giving it to me. Thank you for giving it to jimmy thank you for giving it to me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no. I never want to see that man again. Our one and only guest tonight acts, he sings, he dances, he is the reason that our chills are multiplyin. Hes a twotime Academy Awardnominated actor and star of some of the bestloved movies ever. His latest is called the forger, it opens april 24. Please welcome John Travolta [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for coming. How are you . Jimmy that was exciting for me. Everybody okay . Thank you. I was all prepared to take a nap and now jimmy no, no, no napping. We have to go all night long. You are going to these parties, right . Yeah, theres a lineup. First, the governors ball. Wolfgang puck food and then you go to the vanity fair party. Then you go to the madonna party. Hopefully shes there. Jimmy i heard shes not going to be there. Not this year, but yeah, hey, no cameras, no publicists, no business, just artists there dancing. Jimmy you will dance, because i would imagine when you go to a party, Everyone Wants you to dance and they want to play stayin alive and grease and they want to see you do that stuff. Will you do that . I will. Because the cool thing is to not make too big a deal of it so you let someone like me dance fo show of it and then if you wanted a circle to go around you, you could invite a circle but i wouldnt do that. Jimmy i see. Okay. I would just have fun. Jimmy you want to be one of the gang. People probably pass out when they see you dance. They are calling their friends, going, oh, my god, theyre playing the bee gees and John Travolta is dancing. Thats probably true. Jimmy a lot of pressure is what it is. Yeah, after i dance with princess diana, it was over. Everybody needed a dance from me. Jimmy thats a pretty good thats a pretty good one. I wanted to tell you a story, because i know i see these photographs of you, like, taking pictures with people at weddings and stuff. It looks like youre being nice. And you never know whats going on, but 19 years ago, i was a radio disc jockey, and i worked at kroc here in l. A. My partner and l. A. Decided we were going to sneak into the governors ball. Was i there . Jimmy you were there. It took us forever. We spent the whole day there. We camped out in the were you jimmy kimmel then . Jimmy legally, yes. But nobody i was just a radio guy. Nobody would have known who i was. So, we go to this thing and were there and nobody wants to talk to us until we see you and we said, hey, we work at this radio station, we snuck in here, would you mind doing an interview with us . And you laughed and you were very nice and you did an interview with us. At the end of the interview said, are you guys hungry . We said, of course we are. You went and got us food and you put the food down in front of us. [ cheers and applause ] all right. Jimmy and went off on your merry way. Thank you. Thats awesome. Jimmy thats a pretty nice thing to do. Well, thank you. Jimmy thank you i would have starved to death without you. John travolta saved my life that night [ cheers and applause ] how old were you at your first oscar show . I was 23. Jimmy you were one of the youngest people ever nominated. I was one of the youngest people nominated. Jimmy who did you go to the show with . My mother and father. Jimmy momnd dad. And they were waiting to see if i won or not, and my mom turned to my dad and said, did he win . And he said, no, and she said, good. And i said, why did mom say good . And he said, because she wanted you to have something to look forward to. Jimmy oh, thats very sweet. Very sweet. And i actually didnt want to win. Jimmy why . I had no speech prepared and when stallone said, that young pause, new i thought, oh, god, i won, i have nothing to say. Richard dreyfuss. And i was relieved. Jimmy you were . Wow . I was relieved when, for pulp fiction i was nominated. When tom hanks won, i said, i was hoping you would win. He said, really . Why . I said, i dont know. Easier if you win. [ laughter ] jimmy well, now, you presented tonight on i want to take a break and when we come back, id like to talk about the incident. I dont think youve explained what happened. I was in a chinook helicopter. Thats the truth jimmy John Travolta is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] slow wifi at home. Guess im studyingthat is rough. Night. You know. Ipad pro has lte like your phone, so you can get internet pretty much anywhere. Anywhere for every social occasion. So the the broom said, sorry im late. I overswept. [ laughter ] yes, even the awkward among us deserve some laughter. And while its okay to nibble in public, a lady only dines in private. Try the name your price tool from progressive. It gives you options based on your budget. Uhoh. Discussing finances is a big nono. What, im helping her save money shh men are talking. Thats it, im out. 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Did you know that h r block will file your 1040ez for free . Ahh. Yeah. The line is,rome. And my jobs done here. Ok. Thank you. Dont just get your taxes done. Get your taxes won. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. You naughty little. spank did you just spank your lunch . Yeah. spank devour. Food you want to fork. My laptop has the nastiest viryeah, that is scary. You know an ipad pro doesnt get pc viruses, so relax theres nothing to be afraid of. Except ghosts ahhhhh jimmy that is John Travolta in the forger. Welcome back. We are live after the oscars. Its not enough that you sing and act and dance, you are also an artist, as well . Well, i came from a family of some artists. Brother, they were pretty good artists. I tried my hand at it years ago with watercolors. I got this role and they said, its got to be oil. I said, well, in the movie, hes trying to save his sons life, his fathers life and his own life because hes a forger. Hes a professional forger. So, i thought, i better practice doing real paintings to see what its like to have a gun to your head while youre panting. So, i went to asia and i studied with this amazing man who taught me some basic techniques jimmy this is a guy that makes art forgeries . No, hes a real artist, but i met with two real forgers. Jimmy oh, really . One, a frenchman, they both have been in prison, and out for doing this very same thing and they revealed an alarming fact to me, that may be up to 50 of the actual, we think, authentic paintings are actually forged. Jimmy 50 . Its yeah. And, but the one beautiful thing but how can you tell the difference . He said, yes. How . The frequency, the communication that the actual artist did is so much finer and better than the forger. But only the forger can tell the difference. Very interesting. Jimmy that is interesting. By the way, im an art collector myself. Oh, yeah . Jimmy when i was a kid, i had the welcome back kotter lunch box, and my wife managed to get the original art work for me. [ cheers and applause ] pretty i think i think its pretty great. These are hanging on the wall in my office. Look. You got an a in everything, too. Do you guys think that jimmy and i look alike . We do, dont we . I can do this, what i did to eye with her that much. Apparently i played with a chin too much. Jimmy you can never play with a womans chin too much. You famously, or infamously, y what happened there . Okay, the truth. Not the jimmy yes. The truth is i was expected backstage and it was getting very close to the time i was supposed to go on and suddenly a page, an assistant to you grabbed me out of the seat, said, youre on in a minute and 15 seconds or something. I said, really . What happened to 15 minutes . Well, you know, they didnt explain. Well, later, i found out that my actual page got stuck in an elevator and couldnt communicate to anybody so the, you know, backup page came and rushed to get me. As i got back stage, i ran into goldie hawn. Now goldie hawn is charismatic, sexy, beautiful, got the amazing thing. I was star struck. Im star struck hugging and loving her up and forgetting that i have to go and do this bit. And they said, youre on. I said, goldie, are you going to one of the parties . Okay, see you then. I said, oh, what, by the way, we changed idina to a phenetic wait, what do you mean . So i go out there and i go im going, in my mind, like, what . What is that . I dont know that name. And it was this phonetic spelling, but i didnt rehearse it that way. Jimmy so, this was goldie hawns fault. [ applause ] wow. I will never forgive her. Shes had, like, one of the best years of her life in her career and she gives me credit for jimmy she should give you money, never mind credit. Thank you so much for coming. I really you know, i would like you to have one of these. Would you like one of these . I would love you to have one of these. John travolta, everybody. The forger opens april 24th. Well be back with part two of the Kimmel School of perfect acting. [ cheers and applause ] gave us the power to turn this enemy into an ally . Microsoft and its partners are using smart traps to capture mosquitoes and sequence their dna to fight disease. There are over 100 million pieces of dna in every sample. With the microsoft cloud, we can analyze the data faster than ever before. If we can detect new viruses before they spread, we may someday prevent outbreaks before they begin. Its just right if you want to start smaller. Big mac. The delicious mac jr, the big mac with a single patty and no middle bun. Now available for a limited time only. Before you set out, you plan to capture every moment. But what you really cant plan for is when the moment captures you. 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It takes two to make a thit outta sight it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it outta sight hit it i wanna rock right now im lil yachty and im down if youre down im not the most lyrical kid known but im known to keep the party goin cause my team the livest brightest and flyest king of the teens, i speak to all ages ru all phases positivity its what made us famous, well. So much endurance i shoulda ran track song so good, promise ill get a plaque cause it takes two to carry all the big things it takes two to end up with a shiny ring now look what you made me do you and me baby it takes two bringing new moves to the old school 1, 2, 3 get loose now it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it outta sight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Thank you for being my plus one tonight. Those of you whove been with us for the whole show know that im not merely the host of a latenight television show, im also the greatest acting teacher the world has ever known. Ive touched so many lives and launched so many notable careers that we could not fit them all into one segment. So now i bring you the rest of my journey. The Kimmel School of perfect acting part deux. [ applause ] hi. Im sean penn and ill be reading for robocop. His methods are, you know, a bit severe. He does this thing called smacting. The waters rising, martha. Do you feel it . And you and i are drowning. I dont believe you, sean. Do it again. The waters rising martha, and you and i sorry. The waters rising, martha. Can you feel it . And you and i are drowning. Slowly. Jimmy good, good. The pool noodle is the only way i can learn. Jimmy with an actor like se unorthodox methods. Im sean penn. Say it like you mean it. Make love to the camera. Pick the camera up. Take it to your room and make love to it. And dont come back until youre finished. [ laughter ] jims been my private coach for years now. He comes to my house. Even when we dont have classes scheduled. He showers here. He eats my food. Sleeps on my couch. Were out of pita crackers. Sorry, sorry. When im looking at actors, i ask them one question. Have you studied under kimmel . If the answer is yes, we can talk. If the answer is no, i tell cuba gooding jr. To go [ bleep ] himself. Jimmy acting requires movement. Movement requires expression. Expression requires presence. And those who master presence may embody any role from that of leading man to can i get up now . Jimmy did i tell you to act like a chair . Yes. Jimmy do chairs talk . Ive been in the class for two years and, you know, i paid several thousands of dollars and, you know, he just has me play chairs and lamps and [ bleep ]. You need to graduate before i play people. And im like, you know, sir, ive been in [ bleep ] movies, you know, like huge jimmy lamps dont talk. [ bleep ] kimmel. I was actually there during damons lampshade work. Its referred to as the lampshade class, really. And there was matt, so beautifully still and lamp like, you know, so realistic, really. I was never very good. I had problems. Im still working on it. Weve got a couple of classes, when is it, next thursday. Yeah. Got to work on it. Jimmy stand up and put your mouths on each other. Go ahead. No kissing, just mouth putting. So, you dont jimmy no questions. I apologize. Jimmy no kissing. Mouths. Now breathe your lines too one other. Dont speak. Breathe. Are you breathing . Are you breathing . Youre not breathing. Youre not in love. We are in love. Jimmy you must be in love. We are in love. We are actually married. Jimmy youre not married. You are not married. John were not married. When hes right, hes right. And and sacrifice is is art. I may be the dude, but jim is the dude behind the dude. Not in a gay way. Hes one dude behind another dude. I mean, classes are expensive, but jim is so generous. If you cant pay, he works with you. Well, he makes you work for him. I do his laundry. I buy his groceries. I walk his piglets. I dont know why he has so many. But one never judges the master. Jim convinced me to take the role in milk even though im lactose intolerant. Had to drink a gallon a day. It wasnt until i read the script until i found out there was no dairy involved. But end of the story this guy right here. I am embarrassed to say last year, i forgot to thank jim in my oscars speech and later that night, after the vanity fair party, he followed me home and bashed in all the windows of my car. I deserved it. Jimmy i believe that men were put upon this stage we audaciously call earth to fill gaps between breaths with insolence, to enter, to exit, to speak our truth, to play our parts. The babys role being to suckle to mother. The boys role to run, to play. The lover, his hot pipe pulsing. The warrior will battle do. This is what i leave. This is what i believe. This is what i will leave behind. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hey, jimmy, i did it. I did it, jimmy jimmy . Jimmy, i want to play a person. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy . Jimmy thank you. Its our tenth annual after the oscars show. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, id like to thank the academy. Id like to thank John Travolta, j. K. Simmons, and all of my students except for matt damon. Were back to work tomorrow night with kobe bryant, Chrissy Teigen, mashup monday music from warren and kenny g, and guillermo on the red carpet with the oscar stars. Hi, im very excited. I have a very special surprise today. My tongue cam. Thats right. For the first time, were going to see all the tongue of the celebrities. You want to do the tongue cam . I want to do what . A tongue cam. Whats that . Here. Open big. Ahh all right. Good luck tonight. Tongue cam. Tongue cam. Thats interesting. Yeah, okay. Is it white and fuzzy . Say ahh. Oh, my god, no, get away from me. Say ahh jimmy well have more celebrity tongues tomorrow night. Until then, thank you for watching. Go to sleep already. Good night this is nightline. Tonight, american nightmare. Elite athletes striving for glory, but behind the bright lights and olympic medals, disturbing allegations. Dr. Nassar was in my room late at night, giving me treatments in my own bed. Teem usas trusted physician now charged with years of sexual crimes, accused of preying on some younger than 13. He asked me not to wear underwear. I thought that was a little bit weird. Questions tonight about what went on at the famed karolyi ranch. Plus, tank sinatra, he might seem like a regular guy, but hes amassed an army of