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We are 12 days from christmas. And 37 days away from a new president of the united states. Theres so much going on today. And im going to start with the big one. Donald trump, you know who that is, right . [ laughter ] is supposed to hold a press conference on thursday to explain the potential conflicts of interest he might have when it comes to his business ventures. You know he owns hotels, golf courses, i think he owns a whorehouse. [ laughter ] he hasnt had a press conference for 139 days, which is a long time. But he postponed the press conference on thursday because they said hes too busy. And what is he busy doing . Kanye west entered trump tower. You see him back there. Wasnt so long ago that at a concert he went on this rant where he told his audience that if he had voted he would support donald trump and then a short time later he ended up in the hospital, im sure the two were not connected. [ laughter ] jimmy are you, though . Because im not, exactly. Thats right, donald trump met with kanye west today. He does know hes not still hosting celebrity apprentice, right . What an amazing thing to see. Our next two president s side by side like that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its remarkable, its historic. Kanye tweeted, its important to have a direct line of communication wilt our future president if we truly want change. Yeah, thats great for you, put what about us . [ laughter ] kanye needs to stay close to donald trump because at this point hes the only person who condition afford to buy his sneakers. At the conclusion of the meeting the men parted ways. Just like they do it in the streets. You take care of yourself, ill see you soon. Jimmy yeah. Keep it real, my homie. Word up. You know what im saying. Some said he and kanye have been friends for a long time, although unfortunately he plans to deport pablo. You cant play favorites. But trump and kanye, they do have a lot in common. Theyre both fashion designers. They both go on twitter rapids. They both use all caps. They body have very high selfesteem. Theyre both married to models. They both like to interrupt people. And theyre both people of color, in donalds case, orange. [ laughter ] [ applause ] kanye and donye, practically twins. Former Texas Governor rick perry is reportedly Donald Trumps pick to run the department of energy, which is amazing. Rick perry during the campaign, not only did he say he wants to get rid of the department of energy, he infamously couldnt remember the department of energys name. The third agency of government i would do away with, the education, the commerce and lets see i cant. The third one i cant, sorry. Oops. Jimmy oops [ laughter ] rick perry must have really impressed donald trump with his smart guy glasses because he had some very not nice things to say about trump during the campaign. Let no one be mistaken, Donald Trumps candidacy is a cancer on conservatism and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised, and discarded. Jimmy and if there are any openings in this cancerous administration, please sign me up for one of them, id like it. [ laughter ] say what you will, hes a savvy politician, especially when it comes to social media. If youve had enough, take out your phone and text fedup to 95613. And follow me on tweeter. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats gold is what that is. I really think donald trump would be better off with william the refrigerator perry. On tweeter donald trump announced his nominee for secretary of state, rex tillerson, ceo of a small mom and pop business called exxonmobil. He announced hes changing his slogan from drain the swamp to fill er up tillerson was a surprise pick but you cant argue with the magic 8ball. When it speaks anyway. [ laughter ] trump called tillerson one of the truly great Business Leaders of the world. He said hes a worldclass player. Democrats and some republicans like marco rubio, john mccain, are concerned about his ties to russia. Hes done a lot of business there. Back in 2013, the president of russia, vladimir putin, awarded him the order of friendship which is a fancy way of saying he gave him a best friend necklace. [ laughter ] these cabinet appointments are Something Else. I mean, i cant wait to see who he picks to actually be president of this country. [ laughter ] were going to make christmas history. Tonight our parking lot Security Guard guillermo, this is very exciting, tonight guillermo is going to attempt to set a new world record. Letgo cousin sal is with guillermo on hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, thank you for being part of this. Now the reason guillermo is out there is because tonight he will attempt to set the record for most wrapping paper worn by a human being. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo first i should ask, is this something youve always dreamed of doing . Guillermo no. Jimmy no, okay. [ laughter ] today we are making a dream you didnt even know you had come true. Isnt that amazing. Sal, what is the current world record for most wrapping paper on a person . Sal according to my research there isnt one, this is such a stupid idea guinness wont certify it. Jimmy thats right. We asked guinness to certify this. They said, nah, no thanks. Were going to certify it ourselves. How are we going to count how much paper is wrapped around guillermo . Sal by the foot theres 10 feet of wrapping paper on each roll. Jimmy how many rolls do we sal about 1,000. Jimmy 1,000 rolls. Guillermo, are you excited . Guillermo i hope this make you happy, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy lets get it going. It will make me happy. Lets wrap that man up. Here we go. Send in the elves and the wrapping will begin. Dont wrap his face, i need to be able to see it. Okay . All right, very good. Thank you. Well check back in with them in a moment. This is going to be another game of rock, paper, scissors. In japan rock, paper, scissors is bigger than it is here. Take a look at this. Ready . [ audience chanting whoa, whoa ] [ cheers and applause ] the winner jimmy what . Wow. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you something. That woman has been working so hard on rock for so many years. It all paid off. Speaking of meaningless accomplishments, lets check back in with guillermo and lets see how many all right. Well, there we go, thats a good start. Like how many feet of paper are we up to . Sal in that short time weve accumulated 70 feet of wrapping paper. Jimmy 70 feet of wrapping paper. Guillermo, how are you feeling right now . Guillermo big. [ laughter ] jimmy well, wow. Youre like a burrito, really, right now. Okay, hang in there, guillermo. Well check in throughout the show as the paper gets thicker and thicker and thicker. Guillermo okay, jimmy. Jimmy very good, all right. [ cheers and applause ] we need to find a big tree to put him under. While were on the subject of president s, i would like to wish a happy birthday to taylor swift who turned 27 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] very talented, very charming. And here to present a special tribute to taylor on this special day, please welcome local second grader noel parker. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody im taylor swift and todays my 27th birthday [ cheers and applause ] i accomplished so much already. I won ten grammys yo, yo, yo, yo, taylor. [ laughter ] im really happy for you, im going to let you finish. But it was beyonces birthday three months ago. [ laughter ] and she had one of the best birthdays of alltime. Of alltime [ cheers and applause ] shake it off, taylor, shake it off. Well, i have a boyfriend to break up with. Merry Christmas Jimmy merry christmas. [ cheers and applause ] Donald Trumps my homie jimmy all right, thank you, kids. There you go. 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Guillermo it feels good and secure. Jimmy it does, okay. What about all the spinning . Does that remind you of your nightly shots of tequila . Guillermo a lot. Jimmy a lot, all right. Sal, technically we have already set the world record, isnt that correct . Sal yeah, we could stop any time now. Jimmy and yet why would we stop now . We want to set this bar so high no one will etch reach it again. We dont want other shows beating us. Sal i also learned guillermo is slightly clause tro phobic so this makes it even greater. Jimmy wow, you can be santa claustrophobic, guillermo. Guillermo right. Jimmy keep up the good work. Remember this is all for a very good cause. Oh, actually, its not for a good cause at all. [ laughter ] the holidays are coming fast. This is the most wonderful time of the year unless youre fe the rest of us, in the midst of all this holiday shopping, i think its important that we dont forget what christmas is really about. And that is the birth of a baby under very unsanitary conditions. [ laughter ] last night before we put her to bed i read my daughter jane a book. We read to her before bed. I ordered one of those golden books. I wanted to give her an idea of why we celebrate christmas, because she sees all these toys. I read her the story about mary and joseph and the manger and baby jesus. Halfway through she said, no, i want the story of christmas. [ laughter ] i know shes only 2 1 2, she cant read, but i showed her. The cover of the book was titled the story of christmas. She likes rudolph. If jesus had a red nose, she would like him too. [ laughter ] this is also the time of year you see all the commercials where people give their spouse a car with a giant bow. A car with a bow on it makes a ive never seen it in real life. Make a big impression. If youre looking to do Something Special over the holidays, i have a gift option that i think has the same effect but much more affordable, take a look. This holiday season, get her a gift shell never forget. You didnt i did i love it call for an uber . Introducing uber bow. Isnt this exciting . Its an uber with a bow on it. Yes. Its christmas. And a car with a bow on it pulled up in front of our house. And . And i thought you bought me a new car are you out of your mind . If you give somebody a car as a gift do you realize the kind of financial commitment that is . For a Christmas Gift . That is insane. That is absolutely insane. I want a divorce. Tiny water . Convenience youve come to expect from uber, also with a gigantic bow on the roof. Uber bow. It shouldnt exist. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. You know, christmas, of course christmas is on december 25th, but for star wars nerds, christmas comes friday with a new movie rogue one. Its expected to be the biggest movie of the season. And tonight we asked our friend yehya to review it. Yehya does all the big movies. And this was no exception. Here is yehya talking about the movie, the first look at rogue one a star wars story. Ready . Action my name is yehya, today im talking i dont forget like this. Action my name is yehya, i forget talk about the movie. Oh, i forget, no. Sorry, one more time. Action hi, my name is yehya, i talk about the movie behind me. Star war. You know it took a long time, its a director, the first star war, george lootus. The movie, talk about the people fighting, the bad people and the good people. The time to fight is now and the girl, shes the man in the movie. The man felicity zhones. The lady in all the star war. She make his hair like headphone, carrie washington. And the bad guy, he have black mask, his name dark man. He look like black. He dress like scuba diver. He take the breathe from inside. Whoooooch i got the picture with the bad guy, mads nicholson, close to george nicholasson. And i got this guy, and the americanafternoon guy, his fame forrest wilker, he won the oscar for the last king of costco. This movie is 3d. Not 1d, not 2d, 3d. You feel like inside. You go like this, its scare. You go like this, its coming right side, left side. You blow up, it become boom, come in your face right away. May the force be with us. Go watch the movie and i watch it with you. Good luck cut [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yehya, you nailed it again. Tonight on the show, we have a good show for you. Aubrey logan is sitting in with the cletones all night tonight. We have music from gucci mane and Samantha Ponder from spin. Be right back with rami malek so stick around [ cheers and applause ] to bring in the new year with a new chevrolet. Im a huge chevy fan. How would you feel about starting 2017 in a new chevy . It sounds wonderful. Honestly, i would take any one. Oh heck yeah i want to get one tomorrow. Fantastic turn it on, lets go. Its the red tag sales event. 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Its called the return of east atlanta santa, gucci mane with travis scott. Tomorrow, david spade will be here and we will close down the street, for a block Party Performance from metallica. Just in time for the holidays. And on thursday, Blake Shelton and andrea riseborough. Please join us for that. Lets check in quickly with guillermo, who is fulfilling a lifelong dream, setting the record f wow. Guillermo, when you were growing up in mexico did you ever dream one day youd be getting wrapped like this in hollywood boulevard . Guillermo if i tell you yes, can we stop . Jimmy how do you say no in spanish . Guillermo no jimmy well, thats the answer. All right. Well keep checking back in with you. Youre well on your way to making history. Yesterday, our first guest woke up and found out he was nominated for a golden globe, and then he had coffee and oatmeal. It was a very good day. He won the emmy for playing hoodieheaded hacker Elliot Alderson on mr. Robot, please welcome rami malek. [ cheers and applause ] jim its great to see you. Jimmy i think the last time i saw you was when you won the emmy. Yes. Jimmy i was hosting the show. I was standing just offstage. I was there. [ laughter ] jimmy and you just walked over to me it couldnt have been better. I walked offstage and the first time i was on here you whispered in my ear that might happen. Jimmy i knew it was going to happen. I know. Jimmy i really did. The first person to see after getting that award being you jimmy it makes you realize i have powers. [ laughter ] you do, thats why im back here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there was Something Else. I dont know if you want to mention this. But Something Else funny happened at that moment. Well, i gave you a big hug and i was the Perfect Moment for that. Over your shoulder i see someone i know. It was my exgirlfriend. And i look over his shoulder, what are you doing here . Which is not the best thing you want to say to your exgirlfriend. Jimmy maybe not the first thing, no. Shes a makeup artist. And she was right there. And it was just a surreal moment. Jimmy the only thing better than winning an emmy, your first time nominated, is to then run into an exgirlfriend moments after it happens. [ laughter ] i know, everything falling in place, perfect. Jimmy it was unbelievable. The only thing missing was you punching the High School Bully in the face on the way out. I did that too. Jimmy she did seem very happy for you which i think indicates that you are a wellliked person. I would like to think so, or im fooling a lot of people. Jimmy or shes happy to get rid of you, one of those two things. Either way. No, shes been rooting for me like you have for wow. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe longer even. Smart audience. Jimmy yesterday when the golden globe nominations came out, they come out very, very early in the morning. Were you up waiting for this to happen . I was not up waiting. I just try not to think about too much when these things come in. Try to get a good nights rest. But my phone started buzzing. I leave it on. And i noticed that it had a lot of people have been hitting me up because it was still plugged in, yet losing battery power. Jimmy oh, yeah. I think thats a good amount of people trying to reach you. Thats when you have to look at your phone and find out if its good or bad news. Jimmy its funny when people call to wake you up to reach you, because youre going to find out when you wake up anyway. Right. Jimmy its not like there was an emergency or something. Really, they could wait. What time do you usually wake up . 3 00 p. M. [ laughter ] jimmy well, maybe they made the right decision. No, they made the right decision. Jimmy you grew up in the valley here in l. A. Whatd you do before you what was your job before you were a working actor . Me . I grew up in the valley in los angeles and i really never saw much of los angeles before that. Jimmy really . Yeah, i didnt for me it was just the valley and nothing else existed. So i got i had a pizza delivery job, taking deliveries over into hollywood. Around here. But i would wait. My car was so broken down it was like a 1987 camry that had 200,000 miles on it, burgundy except the hood was white and it would smoke all the time. And so i would wait to try to find like three deliveries going in the same direction. Because i knew my car couldnt handle it. Jimmy oh, really. Yeah. So inevitably someone would get a cold pizza, the second pizza i was racing to get the second over to someones house, the cheese was falling off to the side. And i would try to shake it to get the cheese all in one direction, make it like resemble something that had the nature of pizza. Then the third one was just so messed up. I would feel so bad. I would just leave it in front of someones door. And just ring the bell and run. Jimmy like the u. P. S. Guy. Yeah. I was in high school and college. Did you ever do the thing where the pizza gets cold so you turn the heater on and hold the box up to the heating vent . So that it feels hot when they you know what, i actually would put it on the hood of my smoking vehicle. [ laughter ] thinking that might do something. Oh, you ordered the smoked chicken pizza. Jimmy do you ever i always imagined that one day some woman would invite me in when i had the pizza to make love to her or Something Like that. Youd be shocked to find out it never did happen. [ laughter ] it did with me. No. Something like that did happen i dont think we have long enough time jimmy i think we do have a long enough time for this story. [ cheers and applause well take a break and ramis publicist will come out and tell him to shut up and well be right back with rami malek after this [ cheers and applause ] of jim beam, thousands of barrels lay silent. Aging, building a fuller smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years. 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No. I feel like here im going to say everything. Jimmy tell us what happened at the pizza when youre delivering the pizza. [ cheers and applause ] so the door opens. So the door opens. I was down on my luck after five deliveries, i think, either getting no tip or like the dollar tip and just my cars breaking down, everythings going wrong. This lady comes to the door, she grabs her per pizza. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] she wasnt pregnant . No. She grabs the pizza, she hands me a dollar. I think she closed the door. And i stood there, arrgh and i started to walk away. And someone opens the door, and im like, oh, no, im going to get fired, she heard me, i must have cursed or something. Her roommate came out and she came out and she handed me a rose and was like, you look like you needed this. And i was like 16, 17. She looked quite a bit older but, you know, still very attractive. [ laughter ] and i said, thank you. And then she closed the door and i walked away. Then i said, you know something there. Youve got to figure this out. [ laughter ] turn around. I turned around, i knocked on her door. And she opened the door. And i said, how would you like to go out sometime with me . Im just a pizza delivery guy, but id love to take you on a date. She said, how old are you . I go, 28. [ laughter ] and so the rest of the night i was just like sweating balls. Jimmy she went . Oh, yeah, she came and lying through my teeth the whole evening. Jimmy wow. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a weird balance. You cant tell her your age, then she has to go to court or something. [ laughter ] jimmy i wonder i remembers this the, right now shes watching and saying, hey, theres that guy that won an emmy and i molested him at a very young age. [ laughter ] it never went that far, i was too nervous to take it any further. Oh, you guys want the real deal. Jimmy they want the weather de forum is what they want. Youre also doing a movie, which is very exciting, playing Freddy Mercury. How about that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, do you know that music . I love that music, who doesnt know that music . Jimmy are you ready . Do you prepare in any way for this . Of course i have to prepare. Jimmy how . One of the most iconic characters, musicians, anybody in Human History for that matter. Jimmy right, sure. And the band. The band is working on the film as well. Jimmy have you met the band . I have not. But im going to go to london and meet them soon. Jimmy oh my god, thats i know, its going to be crazy. Jimmy i have something for you. I dont know if youve been fitted for a moustache yet. [ laughter ] there it is. Jimmy Freddy Mercury i dont know if youre interested in trying one on for size. But i think it would be pretty exciting for queen fans especially to see what it might potentially look like. I had no idea he was going to do this. Jimmy true. Which camera . Jimmy it doesnt matter. 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Yeah, with Liberty Mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila voila sigh i wish my Insurance Company had that. Wait hold it. Hold it boys. Theres supposed to be three of you. Wheres your brother . Wheres your brother . Hey, wheres charlie . You can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you. Liberty stands with youâ„¢ Liberty Mutual insurance afoot and lighthearted i take to the open road. Healthy, free, the world before me, the long brown path before me leading wherever i choose. The east and the west are mine. The north and the south are mine. All seems beautiful to me. Jimmy welcome back. Lets go to hollywood boulevard one more time. Wrapping up guillermo. This is incredible. I believe, i think it is official, that you have set the world record for most wrapping paper on a human being [ cheers and applause ] sal we have 880 feet, and that is in fact a record. Jimmy wow, and if sal were to punch you would you feel it at all . Guillermo i dont think so. Sal i wonder. Let me see. Jimmy give it a little shot and see if he can feel anything. Sal no, hes good. Jimmy incredible [ cheers and applause ] sal lets bring the family in here, theyve never been more proud. Jimmy were giving you away to a family to put under their tree. Guillermo oh no jimmy all right there he goes. Guillermo, our little recordsetter, congratulations. Im pretty sure this is how the mafia gets rid of a body. Thank you, guillermo. On new years eve when Many Americans will be popping champagne our next guest will be doused in icecold gatorade. Shes the sideline reporter for the College Football playoff on espn. Please welcome Samantha Ponder. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, thanks for coming. I think you have one of the hardest jobs because every weekend you are on a different at a different school, everybodys crazy, everybodys especially crazy when the cameras turn on. And youre right in the middle of it all the time. I just need to say, you are the first person i have ever heard equate sideline reporter with hardest job, and i appreciate that. Jimmy i do think its a hard job. There are difficult aspects for sure. Jimmy youre saying it is not as hard as i imagine . No, no, i think what youre alluding to is college game day, the show i work on, youve seen the crowds. These are many, how do i say, liquoredup College Students who have been there since midnight the night before. Think about it. When youre in college, you went Arizona State a little bit, where i went, things get a little crazy. Ive had things thrown at me, ive had hair pulled jimmy people pull your hair . When they rush the field, when youre doing a game, three or four of those this year. Jimmy do you run . Youve got to get the coach. I do elbows out. Sometimes, i shouldnt say this i take a little anger out. Jimmy you do . Like the new york subway. Everyones pushing so you might as well get in on it and go for it. Jimmy youre slam dancing, basically. Yeah, sure, why not. No ones ever gointo signs and try to get on camera, try to sneak the signs on camera. Sometimes they mention you in the signs. I think we have one of them i was going to ask you about. Sam ponder pet my mullet. Is that a euphemism . Or did he really want you yeah, i actually had to do it. True story, north dakota state. Whenever we go to i guess one of the more obscure College Football schools the whole town comes out, everything shuts down. So i had already done my first hit. I get in my ear from the producer, hey, sam, i need you to go pet this guys mullet. [ laughter ] so i did that on live tv. Which at the time was like, hey, that was fun, a little weird, he got a little touchy. The next couple of weeks i kept getting mullet signs. Its like, i dont want this to be a thing. Jimmy thats what happens. You pet one mullet, you spend the rest of your life petting mullets. Its true. Jimmy we have four teams in this college fooal uw representing west coast. Everybody on this side of the country i assume is rooting for washington. They play alabama. Jimmy okay. Can i just say really quick, we have the signs youre mentioning at game day, almost every school they have a sign that says, we want bama. Bamas been so good for so long the signs changed the last couple of weeks, we kind of want bama. Maybe not. Washington plays alabama in the peach bowl new years eve, i think 3 00. Then after that is the game im doing in phoenix for the fiesta bowl, clemson and ohio state. Jimmy your hometown. Are we clemson, ohio state . Buckeyes are everywhere. Jimmy theyve infested the place, weve called somebody to get rid of them, they get into the seats. Its very good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] sam ponder the College Football playoff begins new years eve at 3 00pm eastern on espn. Be right back with and travis scott [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Go to sportsmatter. Org to help save youth sports. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Go to sportsmatter. Org to help save youth sports. Jimmy id like to thank rami malek, Samantha Ponder and logan, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, his album is called the return of east atlanta santa, comes out on friday. Here with the song last time with some help from travis scott, gucci mane hah its gucci hey yeah yeah yeah i love when my get drunk cause she talk greasy to me with an attitude this get easy to me the last time i drunk some lean i was out of my mind trappin gave me 20 years and thats a whole lotta time a married woman divorce her husband to spend the weekend with me he think it nasty but that sexy to me the last time i took some molly took a gram and a half think they know bout gucci but they dont know the half see im an exx popper and Online Shopper thought i was a clone they heard me speak proper convicted felon worth ten million im a well known robber like shawty lo i got ten children yeah and lo my partner last time i took drugs i just took half of it cause i took pills i had to smash a and last time i smoked gas i almost crashed a whip last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time we took drugs you just took half of it stretchin out my jeans just to make cash fit in wake up every morning to some and grits raw dog all my birds im tryna have some chicks fifiefiefo zone six to the mo la flame linked with la flare yeah thats heat and snow goin in all year 300 plus days long makin money all year talking 52 weeks strong better back up give me space i wear ice cream on the face goin Pharrell Williams on the case oyour honor then we skateskateskate away 720 with the grind landed landed all fine last time i took drugs i just took half of it cause i took pills i smoked gas i almost crashed a whip last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it the last time i went to onyx man i ordered a dub tried to leave with every big booty in the club i bought a rolex and a lambi when i went to miami the last time i seen little mama she wasnt wearin no panties last time i went to vegas spent 200k gamblin im just an east atlanta servin junkies in chamblee the last time i tricked out i brought four hoes to my place they call me gucci mane picasso because [ muted ] last time i took drugs i just took half of it cause i took pills i had to smash a and last time i smoked gas i almost crashed a whip last te it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it this is nightline. Tonight gotta have faith remembering george michael. The singer songwriter who always kept the faith with his fans. Dead at 53. A straight sex symbol and a gay hero. Women seem to ignore the fact that im gay. Who always dared to be different. A look back at his inspirational life of freedom. I dont want your freedom and unforgettable music. Eventually its all gone but the songs are still there. Plus life animated. One familys journey with autism. Forging a new dialogue through the magic of movies. Its the first conversation weve ever had. The discovery that changed their lives. But first the nightline 5

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