We are 12 days from christmas. And 37 days away from a new president of the united states. Theres so much going on today. And im going to start with the big one. Donald trump, you know who that is, right . [ laughter ] is supposed to hold a press conference on thursday to explain the potential conflicts of interest he might have when it comes to his business ventures. You know he owns hotels, golf courses, i think he owns a whorehouse. [ laughter ] he hasnt had a press conference for 139 days, which is a long time. But he postponed the press conference on thursday because they said hes too busy. And what is he busy doing . Kanye west entered trump tower. You see him back there. Wasnt so long ago that at a concert he went on this rant where he told his audiencethat if he had voted he would support donald trump and then a short time later he ended up in the hospital, im sure the two were not connected. [ laughter ] jimmy are you, though . Thats right, grump met with kanye west today. He does, though, hes not still hosting celebrity apprentice, right . What an amazing thing to see. Our next two president s side by side like that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its remarkable, its historic. Kanye tweeted, its important to have a direct line of communication wilt our future president if we truly want change. Yeah, thats great for you, put what about us . [ laughter ] kanye needs to stay close to donald trump because at this point hes the only person who condition afford to buy his sneakers. At the conclusion of the meeting the men parted ways. Just like they do it in the streets. You take care of yourself, ill see you soon. Jimmy yeah. My homemy. You know what im saying. Some sai friends for a long time, although unfortunately he plans to deport pablo. You cant play favorites. But trump and kanye, they do have a lot in common. Theyre both fashion designers. They both go on twitter rapids. They both use all caps. They body have very high selfeste selfesteem. Theyre both married to models. They both like to interrupt people. And theyre both people of color, in donalds case, orange. [ laughter ] [ applause ] kanye and donye, practically twins. Former Texas Governor rick per is Donald Trumps pick to run the department of energy which is amazing. Rick perry said he wants to get rid of the department of energy, he infamously couldnt remember the department of energys name. The third agency of government i would do away with, the education, the commerce and lets see cant. The third one i cant, sorry. Oo oops. Jimmy oops indeed. Rick perry must haveeally impressed donald trump with his smart guy glasses because he had some very not nice things to say about trump during the campaign. Let no one be mistaken, Donald Trumps candidacy is a cancer on conservatism and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised, and discarded. Jimmy and if there are any openings in this cancerous administration, please sign me up for one of them, id like it. Say what you will, hes a savvy politician, especially when it comes to social media. If youve had enough, take out your phone and text fedup to 9 95613. And follow me on tweeter. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats gold is what that is. I really think donald trump would be better off with william the refrigerator perry. On tweeter donald trump announced his nominee for secretary of state, rex tillerson, ceo of a small mom and pop business called exxonmobil. He announced hes changing his slogan from drain the swamp to fill er up tillerson was a strits pick but you cant argue with the magic 8ball. When it speaks anyway. [ laughter ] trump called tillerson one of the truly great Business Leaders of the world. He said hes a worldclass player. Democrats and some republicans like marco rubio, john mccain, are concerned about his ties to russia. Hes done a lot of business there. Back in 2013, the president of russia, vladimir putin, awarded him the order of friendship which is a fancy way of saying he gave him a best friend necklace. [ laughter ] these cabinet appointments are Something Else. I mean, i cant wait to see who he picks to actually be president of this country. [ laughter ] were going to make chrtm tonight our parking lot Security Guard guillermo, this is very exciting, tonight guillermo is going to attempt to set a new world record. Lets go outside now. S us cousin saling with guillermo on hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] first of all, thank you for being part of this. Now the rope guillermo is out there is because tonight he will attempt to set the record for most wrapping paper worn by a human being. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo first i should ask, is this something youve always dreamed of doing . Guillermo no. Jimmy no, okay. [ laughter ] today we are making a dream you didnt even know you had come true. Isnt that amazing. Sal, what is the current world record for most wrapping paper on a person . Sal according to my research there isnt one, this is such a stupid idea guinness wont certificate it. Jimmy they said, nah, no thanks. Were going to certify it how are we going to count how much paper is wrapped around guillermo . Sal by the foot theres 10 feet of wrapping paper on each roll. Jimmy how many rolls do we have . Sal about 1,000. Jimmy 1,000 rolls. Guillermo, are you excited . Guillermo i hope this make you happy, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy lets get it going. It will make me happy. Lets wrap that man up. Here we go. Send in the elves and the wrapping will begin. Dont wrap his face, i need to be able to see it. Okay . All right, very good. Thank you. Well check back in with them in a moment. This is going to be another game of rock, paper, scissors. In japan rock, paper, scissors is bigger than it is here. Take a look at this. Ready . [ audience chanting whoa, whoa ] [ cheers and applause ] the winner jimmy what . Wow. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you something. That woman has been working so hard on rock for so many years. It all paid off. Speaking of meaningless accomplishments, lets check back in with guillermo and lets see how many all right. Well, there we go, thats a good start. Like how many feet of paper are we up to . Sal in that short time weve accumulated 70 feet of wrapping paper. Jimmy 70 feet of wrapping paper. Guillermo, how are you feeling right now . [ laughter ] jimmy well, wow. Youre like a burrito, really, right now. Okay, hang in there, guillermo. Well check in throughout the show as the paper gets thicker and thicker and thicker. Guillermo okay, jimmy. Jimmy very good, all right. [ cheers and applause ] wee need a big tree to put him under. While were on the subject of president s, i would like to wish a happy birthday to taylor swift who turned 27 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] very talented, very charming. And here to present a special tribute to taylor on this special day, please welcome local second grader noel parker. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody im taylor swift and todays my 27th birthday [ cheers and applause ] i accomplished so much already. I won ten grammy hrts. Yo, yo, yo, yo, taylor. [ laughter ] im really happy for you, im going to let you finish. But it was beyonces birthday three months ago. [ laughter ] and she had one of the best birthdays of alltime. Of alltime [ cheers and applause ] shake it off, taylor, shake it off. Well, i have a boyfriend to break up with. Merry Christmas Jimmy merry christmas. [ cheers and applause ] Donald Trumps my homemy jimmy all right, thank you, kids. There you go. Theres taylor and little kanye. 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Guillermo . Guillermo yeah, jimmy. Jimmy how do you feel, is it hot . Guillermo a little bit. Jimmy a little bit hot. Does it feel comfortable . Do you feel secure . Do you feel like a baby swaddled up . Guillermo it feels good and secure. Jimmy it does, okay. What about all the spinning . Does that remind you of your nightly shots of tequila . Guillermo a lot. Jimmy a lot, all right. Sal, technically we have already set the world record, isnt that correct . Sal yeah, we could stop any time now. Jimmy and yet why would we stop now . We want to set this bar so high no one will etch reach it again. We dont want other shows beating us. Sal i also learned guillermo is slightly clause tro phobic so this makes it even greater. Jimmy wow, you can be santa claustrophobic, guillermo. Guillermo right. Remember this is all for a very good cause. Oh, actually, its not for a good cause at all. [ laughter ] the holidays are coming fast. This is the most wonderful time of the year unless youre a fed ex driver, then it sucks. The rest of us, in the midst of all this holiday shopping, i think its important that we dont forget what christmas is really about. And that is the birth of a baby under very unsanitary conditions. [ laughter ] last night before we put her to bed i read my daughter jane a book. We read to her before bed. I ordered one of those golden books. I wanted to give her an idea of why we celebrate christmas, because she sees all these toys. I read her the story about mary and joseph and the manger and baby jesus. Halfway through she said, no, i want the story of christmas. [ laughter ] i know shes only 2 1 2, she cant read, but i showed her. The cover of the book was titled the story of christmas. She likes rudolph. If would like him too. [ laughter ] this is also the time of year you see all the commercials where people give their spouse a car with a giant bow. A car with a bow on it makes a ive never seen it in real life. But i would imagine it would make a big impression. If youre looking to do Something Special over the holidays, i have a gift option that i think has the same effect but much more affordable, take a look. Wthis holiday season, get he a gift shell never forget. You didnt i did i love it call for an unioner . Introducing uber bow. Isnt this exciting . Its an uber with a bow on it. Yes. Its christmas. And a car with a bow on it pulled up in front of our house. And . And i thought you bought me a new car are you out of your mind . If you give somebody gift do you realize the kind of financial commitment that is . For a Christmas Gift . That is insane. That is absolutely insane. I want a divorce. Tiny water . All the comfort and convenience youve come to expect from uber, also with a gigantic bow on the roof. Uber bow. It shouldnt exist. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. You know, christmas, of course christmas is on december 25th, but for star wars nerds, christmas comes friday with a new movie rogue one. Its expected to be the biggest movie of the season. And tonight we asked our friend yehya to review it. Yehya does all the big movies. And this was no exception. Here is yehya talking about the movie, the first look at rogue one a star wars story. Ready . Action my name is yehya, today im this. Action my name is yehya, i forget talk about the movie. Oh, i forget, no. Sorry, one more time. Action hi, my name is yehya, i talk about the movie behind me. Star war. You know it took a long time, its a director, the first star war, george lootus. The movie, talk about the people fighting, the bad people and the good people. The time to fight is now and the girl, shes the man in the movie. The man felicity zhones. She make his hair like headphone, carrie washington. And the bad guy, he have black mask, his name dark man. He look like black. He tres like scuba diver. He take the breathe from inside. Whoooooch i got the picture with the bad guy, mads nicholson, close to george nicholasson. And the americanafternoon guy, his fame forrest wilker, he won the oscar for the last king of costco. This movie is 3d. Not 1d, not 2d, 3d. You feel like inside. You go like this, its scare. You goo like this, right side, left side. You blow up, it become boom, come in your face right away. May the force be with us. Go watch the movie and i watch it with you. Good luck cut [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yehya, you nailed it again. Tonight on the show, we have a good show for you. Aubrey logan is sitting in with receiver we have gucci mane and samantha pond ever from espn and be right back with rami malek so stick around [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the new nissan rogue. Go see rogue one a star wars story in theaters december 16th. 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Jimmy we have a special guest tonight. Thats aubrey logan sitting in with the cletones. Aubrey has a new album coming out soon and a website too, aubreylogan. Com. You can learn everything about her there. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, she will be onfield for the College Football playoff on espn, Samantha Ponder is here. [ cheers and applause ] then later, his new album comes out friday. Its called the return of east atlanta santa, gucci mane with travis scott. Tomorrow, david spade will be here and we will close down the street, for a block Party Performance from metallica. Just in time for the holidays. And on thursday, Blake Shelton and andrea riseborough. Please join us for that. Lets check in quickly with guillermo, who is fulfilling a lifelong dream, setting the record for most wrapping paper worn by a human being. Wow. Guillermo, when you were growing up in mexico did you ever dream one day youd be getting wrapped like this in hollywood boulevard . Guillermo if i tell you yes, can we stop . Jimmy how do you say no in spanish . Guillermo no jimmy well, thats the answer. All right. Well keep checking back in with you. Youre well on your way to making history. Yesterday, our first guest woke up and found out he was nominated for a golden globe, and then he had coffee and oatmeal. It was a very good day. He won the emmy for playing hoodieheaded hacker Elliot Alderson on mr. Robot, please welcome rami malek. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Its very good to see you. Its great to see you. Jimmy i think the last time i saw you was when you won the emmy. Yes. Jimmy i was hosting the show. I was standing just offstage. I was there. [ laughter ] jimmy and you just walked over to me it couldnt have been better. I walked offstage and the first time i was on here you whispered in my ear that might happen. Jimmy i knew it was going to happen. I know. Jimmy i really did. The first person to see after getting that award being you jimmy it makes you realize i have powers. [ laughter ] you, do thats why im back here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there was Something Else. I dont know if you want to mention this. But Something Else funny happened at that moment. Well, i gave you a big hug and i was the Perfect Moment for that. Over your shoulder i see someone i know. It was my exgirlfriend. And i look over his shoulder, what are you doing here . Which is not the best thing you want to say to your exgirlfriend. Jimmy maybe not the first thing, no. Shes a makeup artist. And she was right there. And it was just a surreal moment. Jimmy the only thing better than winning an emmy, your first time nominated, is to then run into an exgirlfriend moments after it happens. [ laughter ] i know, everything falling in place, perfect. Jimmy it was unbelievable. The only thing missing was you punching the High School Bully in the face on the way out. I did that too. Jimmy she did seem very happy for you which i think indicates that you are a wellliked person. I would like to think so, or im fooling a lot of people. Jimmy or shes happy to get rid of you, one of those two things. Either way. No, shes been rooting for me like you have for wow. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe longer even. Smart audience. Jimmy yesterday when the golden globe nominations came out, they come out very, very early in the morning. Were you up waiting for this to happen . I just try not to think about too much when these things come in. Try to get a good nights rest. But my phone started buzzing. I leave it on. And i noticed that it had a lot of people have been hitting me up because it was still plugged in, yet losing battery power. Jimmy oh, yeah. I think thats a good amount of people trying to reach you. Thats when you have to look at your phone and find out if its good or bad news. Jimmy its funny when people call to wake you up to reach you, because youre going to find out when you wake up anyway. Right. Jimmy its not like there was an emergency or something. Really, they could wait. What time do you usually wake up . 3 00 p. M. [ laughter ] jimmy well, maybe they made the right decision. No, they made the right decision. Jimmy you grew up in the valley here in l. A. Whatd you do before you what was your job before you were a working actor . Me . I grew up in the valley in los angeles and i really never saw much of los angeles before that. Jimmy really . Yeah, i didnt for else existed. Jimmy right. So i got i had a pizza delivery job, taking deliveries over into hollywood. Around here. But i would wait. My car was so broken down it was like a 1987 camry that had 200,000 miles on it, burgundy except the hood was white and it would smoke all the time. And so i would wait to try to find like three deliveries going in the same direction. Because i knew my car couldnt handle it. Jimmy oh, really. Yeah. So inevitably someone would get a cold pizza, the second pizza i was racing to get the second over to someones house, the cheese was falling off to the side. And i would try to shake it to get the cheese all in one direction, make it like resemble something that had the nature of pizza. Then the third one was just so messed up. I would feel so bad. I would just leave it in front of someones door. And jimmy like the u. P. S. Guy. Yeah. Jimmy i delivered pizza when i was in high school and college. Did you ever do the thing where the pizza gets cold so you turn the heater on and hold the box up to the heating vent . So that it feels hot when they you know what, i actually would put it on the hood of my smoking vehicle. [ laughter ] thinking that might do something. Oh, you ordered the smoked chicken pizza. Jimmy do you ever i always imagined that one day some woman would invite me in when i had the pizza to make love to her or Something Like that. Youd be shocked to find out it never did happen. [ laughter ] it did with me. No. Something like that did happen i dont think we have long enough time jimmy i think we do have a long enough time for this story. [ cheers and applause ] well take a break and ramis publicist will come out and tell him to shut up and well be right back with rami malek after this [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by freedom Wireless Earbuds from jaybird. Power your passion and bring music to your active life, available at jaybirdsport. Com. I just see a black screen. What are you looking at . Crazy stuff, man. Youve gotta see this. Whatwhat is this . Its like some 3d virtual world. Can i see . Oh yai yai yai yai yai yai. Look at the moon. Whoot. Because theres only one thing a family shouldel, have to worry about. Me. 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And go to meetings where you pitch Brilliant Ideas and win the respect of your peers . And have to try to fix that annoying copy machine . Dude did you check your credit score . Yeah, i signed up for credit karma. See. But i was thinking. If we both work on our credit, we could by our own record shop. So down so down. Credit karma. Give yourself some credit. Making that transition back into regular life . I guess it takes a little while, yeah. It takes a lot to get into someones head like that that s is you know, says the great thing about elliot is h all want to say. So in a sense its not actually getting out of it. But learning from it. And being kind of more abrupt and abrasive with people and just saying exactly what you want to say. Jimmy which you do not do generally. No. I feel like here im going to say everything. Jimmy tell us what happened at the pizza when youre delivering the pizza. [ cheers and applause ] so the door opens. So the door opens. I was down on my luck after five deliveries, i think, either getting no tip or like the dollar tip and just my cars breaking down, everythings going wrong. This lady comes to the door, she grabs her per pizza. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] she wasnt pregnant . No. She grabs the pizza, she hands me a dollar. I think she closed the door. And i stood there, arrgh and someone opens the door, and im like, oh, no, im going to get fired, she heard me, i must have cursed or something. Her roommate came out and she came out and she handed me a rose and was like, you look like you needed this. And i was like 16, 17. She looked quite a bit older but, you know, still very attractive. [ laughter ] and i said, thank you. And then she closed the door and i walked away. Then i said, you know something there. Youve got to figure this out. [ laughter ] turn around. I turned around, i knocked on her door. And she opened the door. And i said, how would you like to go out sometime with me . Im just a pizza delivery guy, but id love to take you on a date. She said, how old are you . I go, 28. [ laughter ] and so the rest of the night i was just like sweating balls. Jimmy she we through my teeth the whole evening. Jimmy wow. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a weird balance. You cant tell her your age, then she has to go to court or something. [ laughter ] jimmy i wonder if she remembers this the, right now shes watching and saying, hey, theres that guy that won an emmy and i molested him at a very young age. [ laughter ] it never went that far, i was too nervous to take it any further. Oh, you guys want the real deal. Jimmy they want the weather de forum is what they want. Youre also doing a movie, which is very exciting, playing Freddy Mercury. How about that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, do you know that music . I love that music, who doesnt know that music . Jimmy are you ready . Do you prepare in any way for this . Of course i have to prepare. Jimmy how . One of the most characters, musicians, anybody in Human History for that matter. Jimmy right, sure. And the band. The band is working on the film as well. Jimmy have you met the band . I have not. But im going to go to london and meet them soon. Jimmy oh my god, thats going to be weird. I know, its going to be crazy. Jimmy i have something for you. I dont know if youve been fitted for a moustache yet. [ laughter ] there it is. Jimmy Freddy Mercury i dont know if youre interested in trying one on for size. But i think it would be pretty exciting for queen fans especially to see what it might potentially look like. I had no idea he was going to do this. Jimmy true. Which camera . Jimmy it doesnt matter. Here we go. Jimmy do have some chewing gum i could put on that if we need no, wait [ laughter ] this is a disaster i hope this is not the audition. Wow, you look just like him. 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Guillermo, our little recordsetter, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] im pretty sure this is how the mafia gets rid of a body. Thank you, guillermo. On new years eve when Many Americans will be popping champagne our next guest gatorade. Shes the sideline reporter for the College Football playoff on espn. Please welcome Samantha Ponder. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, thanks i think you have one of the hardest jobs because every weekend you are on a different at a different school, everybodys crazy, everybodys especially crazy when the cameras turn on. And youre right in the middle of it all the time. I just need to say, you are the first person i have ever heard equate sideline reporter with hardest job, and i appreciate that. Jimmy i do think its a hard job. I appreciate that. There are difficult aspects for sure. Jimmy youre saying it is not as hard as i imagine . No, no, i think what youre alluding to is college game day, the show i work on, youve seen the crowds. These are men, hany, how do i s liquoredup College Students who have been there since midnight the night before. When youre in college, you went Arizona State a little bit, where i went, things get a little crazy. Ive had things thrown at me, ive had hair pulled hair . When they rush the field, when youre doing a game, three or four of those this year. Jimmy do you run . Youve got to get the coach. I do elbows out. Sometimes, i shouldnt say this i take a little anger out. Jimmy you do . Like the new york subway. Everyones pushing so you might as well get it on. Go for it. Jimmy youre slam dancing, basically. Yeah, sure, why not. No ones ever going to catch you. Jimmy people make the crazy signs and try to get on camera, try to sneak the signs on camera. Sometimes they mention you in the signs. I think we have one of them i was going to ask you about. Sam ponder pet my mullet. Is that a euphemism . Yeah, i actually had to do it. True story, north dakota state. Whenever we go to i guess one of the more obscure College Football schools the whole town comes out, everything shuts down. So i had already done my first hit. I get in my ear from the producer, hey, sam, i need you to go pet this guys mullet. So i did that on live tv. Which at the time was like, hey, that was fun, a little weird, he got a little touchy. The next couple of weeks i kept getting mullet signs. Its like, i dont want this to be a thing. Jimmy pet one mullet, you spend the rest of your life petting mullets. Its true. Jimmy we have four teams in this College Football playoff games. What are the teams . Uw representing west coast. Everybody on this side of the country i assume is rooting for washington. By they play alabama. Jimmy okay. Can i just say really quick, we have the signs youre mentioning at game day, almost every school they have a sign that says, we want bama. Bamas been so good for so long the signs changed the last couple of weeks, we kind of want bama. Maybe not. Washington plays alabama in the peach bowl new years eve, i think 3 00. Then after that is the game im doing in phoenix for the fiesta bowl, clemson and ohio state. Jimmy your hometown. Are we clemson, ohio state . Buckeyes are everywhere. Jimmy theyve infested the place, weve called somebody to get rid of them, they get into the seats. Its very good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] sam ponder the College Football playoff begins new years eve at 3 00pm eastern on espn. Be right back with gucci mane and travis scott [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Go to sportsmatter. Org to help save youth sports. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Go to sportsmatter. Org to help save youth sports. Jimmy id like to thank rami malek, Samantha Ponder and logan, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, his album is called the return of east atlanta santa, comes out on friday. Here with the song last time with some help from travis scott, gucci mane hah its gucci hey yeah yeah yeah i love when my get drunk cause she talk greasy to me with an attitude this get easy to me the last time i drunk some lean i was out of my mind trappin gave me 20 years and thats a whole lotta time a married woman divorce her husband to spend the weekend with me he think it nasty but that sexy to me the last time i took some molly took a gram and a half think they know bout gucci but they dont know the half see im an exx popper and Online Shopper thought i was a clone they heard me speak proper convicted felon worth ten million im a well known robber like shawty lo i got ten children yeah and lo my partner last time i took drugs i just took half of it cause i took pills i had to smash a and last time i smoked gas i almost crashed a whip last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time we took drugs you just took half of it stretchin out my jeans just to make cash fit in wake up every morning to some and grits raw dog all my birds im tryna have some chicks fifiefiefo zone six to the mo la flame linked with la flare yeah thats heat and snow goin in all year 300 plus days long makin money all year talking 52 weeks strong better back up give me space i wear ice cream on the face goin Pharrell Williams on the case oyour honor then we skateskateskate away 720 with the grind landed landed all fine last time i took drugs i just took half of it cause i took pills i had to smash a and last time i smoked gas i almost crashed a whip last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it the last time i went to onyx man i ordered a dub tried to leave with every big booty in the club i bought a rolex and a lambi when i went to miami little mama she wasnt wearin no panties last time i went to vegas spent 200k gamblin im just an east atlanta servin junkies in chamblee the last time i tricked out i brought four hoes to my place they call me gucci mane picasso because [ muted ] last time i took drugs i just took half of it cause i took pills i had to smash a and last time i smoked gas i almost crashed a whip last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it last time i took drugs i just took half of it this is nightline. Tonight, war on drugs. A popular president calling for the slaughter of drug lords and addicts. Police and hit squads openly killing suspects. Theres a dead body, blood dripping down the street. Bob woodruff reports from the philippines. Oh no, thats your son. With vig lailante killers cog out of hiding as bodies continue to pile up under one mans reign of terror. Going gosling. The leading man of lala land has lived a life worth singing and dancing about. From his days in the Mickey Mouse Club to making movie magic with emma stone. Behind the scenes of his golden