Fios is not cable. Were wired differently. So we wired the wagners house th 100 meg internet. Which means in the time it takes mr. Wagner to pour a 20 oz. Cup of coffee, tommy can download 30 songs, and jan can upload 120 photos. 12 seconds. Thats the power of fiber optics. This is your last chance to get super fast 100meg internet, tv and phone for just 69. 99 per month online. This is your final week to get this great deal. Alison developing now, an active investigation in iowa after two separate deadly attacks on officers. They say that a man ambushed two Police Officers and shot them to death while they were sitting in their patrol cars. The attacks happened about 20 minutes apart. Hours later he turned himself in. Encounters with the police. Last month he was removed from a High School Football stadium. Jonathan 7 on your side with a consumer alert about dehumidifiers that overheat and catch fire. They were all made by the company media, but were sold under dozens of brand names. So far there have been 38 fires, nobody was hurt. The dehumidifiers were sold at lowes and menards over 10 years between 2003 and 2013. There is a list on our website, wjla. Com. Alison do you go out at night . Smart phone apps to prevent women from being victims. Scott has some apps trying to keep you safe. Scott its a growing problem on women will be raped at some point in their lives. The technology in general is very good. Scott she is the is executive director at the victim and basic group you have the power, know how to use it. There are dozens of apps to help. One is called be safe. Friends can virtually walk with you via gps until you reach your destination. If you are in danger, there alarm and automatically turns on the flashlight and records video and alerts contacts. Its great because females are prone to predators. They are always targeting women especially. Scott there is even a feature to program a fake call if youre blind date is not working out. Another neat apps circle of six, which means six friends that you add with the touch of a button. Location if you need a ride and you can report a sexual assault. Be careful to you add because the majority of College Students who wind up being victims know their attackers. Circle of six allows your contacts to know your exact location. Its important to do Research First on any app and read the terms and conditions. These apps cannot prevent you from being attacked, but they may aid in your survival. Alison 7 on your side has compiled a list for you of additional personal safety apps. Going to our website, wjla. Com and click on the 7 on your side page. Jonathan 7 on your side with an alarming increase in the number of local students taking weapons to school. Tomorrow, a story that you will see only on abc 7 news at 11 00. Chris papst spent months collecting data from local schools and found the troubling spikes that some parents have not been told. Weapons. Which districts have seen the largest increase and what School Officials are doing about this. Steve we have a cold front that is out there to the north and west. Reining in detroit, reining in chicago, and cleveland at this hour. The cold front will move its way in tomorrow, but had a bit and have push of warmer temperatures. 11 00, lower 60s across much of the area. Forecast lows, this time of year. Dont see this very often. Tomorrow morning, middle to upper 50s. The kids may ask if they can wear shorts to school. Let them do it this time around. It will be a warm day. Daytime highs around 80 degrees, and likely to tie, maybe break the record at dulles, bwi, and Reagan National airport full stop the record is 80 degrees. Question. Cold front moves through, bring the umbrella. Midday is when showers are likely to develop along the masondixon line. The wind out of the south as we move through the midday. Once the front slips through later in the evening, we will see the wind change direction. With that will do was push the cool air in from the north and west, gusty wind developing friday. The highs tomorrow, 80 degrees. Friday we are looking at windchil f you ready for this upper 40s, lower 50s. About a 30 degree drop stop 62 saturday, we fall back with daylight savings time early sunday morning. A beautiful weekend with lots of sunshine. Check out the fall color changeful stop monday, lower 60s. No excuses tuesday not to vote, it will be beautiful, a mixture and i lean good morning washington will track the cold front tomorrow veronica and eileen on good morning washington will track the cold front tomorrow. Alison one channel wants to help you relax after casting your ballot. Jonathan and uber wants to get you where you want to go, but are they taking it too far . For me . Narrator at dominion, 1 in 5 new hires is a veteran. And when theyre away, they miss out on a lot. 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Hurry, this is the final week to get our best offer ever. Dicky from hollywood and nashville its Jimmy Kimmel Live after the cmas tonight, Jessica ChastainWillie Nelson justin moore mean tweets Country Music edition and music from hunter hayes via hologram. And now, well done, heres jimmy [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for everything, really. Thank you for coming. Wow, glad youre in a good mood. Witness, the spectacle you are about to behold, is our most special special effects show of the whole year. Tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. I will be in two of those cities. I know, its amazing, thank you. Lets begin by going live to the cma theater at the Country Music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville are you ready to see magic okay, lets do it. Right now im on the screens but were going to fire up the hologram machine. Fire it up and beam me in, captain. Here i am [ cheers and applause ] i dont know why you guys are excited. Hi, everyone. You know, this is the third year in a row weve done this. I still have absolutely no idea how it works. By the way, those of you in nashville, feel free to post an instagram of my hologram because i dont think thats ever been done. Go ahead and snap away. Hey, do you guys want to see a puppet show . [ cheers and applause ] hold on, ill be right back. My little friend guillermo. Look at that. Guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. Guillermo howdy, nashville jimmy how are you doing tonight, guillermo . Guillermo jimmy, i will be happy if you dont put your hand up my jimmy can i get a glass of water . Watch this. All right, here we go. Ghn guillermo i want some water too, can i have some water . Can i get water . Please, water . Water jimmy isnt that incredible . Guillermo hello, water [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i can talk while hes doing it. While hes drinking water, i can also talk. Is that enough water . All right. Thank you, poquito bandito, now back to your post. There we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. I need a volunteer from the audience for this. Okay, do we have somebody lined up . All right, im fairly sure this has never been done before. This is a television first. Oh, okay. Wait, hold on. Oh. Hi, whats your name . Jessica liner. Jimmy, how you doing . Good, how are you . Jimmy see, this is when we appreciate our local weather men. Because they have this all figured out. Jessica, let me have that right, this is a Graham Cracker. Youve seen these, right . Yes. Jimmy okay. I am going to feed this Graham Cracker to you. Okay. Jimmy all right . There you go. Eat that. Yes, yes, yes. Enjoy. Is it good . Mmmmmm worlds firstever hologramcracker. [ cheers and applause ] get it. Guillermo i get it, yeah. Jimmy all right, thank you. All right, thank you, jessica. You know, this shows been on almost 14 years, were still breaking new ground, it is incredible. Of course the main reason im with you via hologram tonight is because you state. And i need your vote to make sure i become Vice President of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] may i have my podium . Where is my podium . Thank you. Dear fellow nashvilleagers, is it . It is an honor to be in nashville with you tonight. I love so many things about fish, the goo goo clusters, fruit tea, and meat and three, whatever the hell that is, i love it all. I love your unfortunately named hockey team the predators. I love bush whackers, shownies, Maxwell House coffee, and the fact that nashville has the largest population of Kurdish People in the united states. And did i just read all of this stuff off of wikipedia this afternoon . Yes, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and as a result, i know that i can doubt count on your vote. I am the best possible voice to be Vice President of the united states. But dont just take it from me, take it from a reallife cowboy guillermo i am a cowboy and i endorse this man jimmy all right, thank you. I might never let you out of that little outfit, i swear to god. Guillermo i like it. Jimmy i like it a lot. The world series between the longsuffering indians and the even longersuffering chicago cubs. What a year for the city of cleveland. They host the world series, won an nba title, got to see chachi speak at the Republican National convention. Incredible. We dont know the outcome of the game but we will by the time youre watching this at home. So just to cover my bases id like to say either congratulations or im sorry to the cubs or indians on their big victory or devastating loss, whichever that may be. [ cheers and applause this is going to be the highestrated baseball game in many, many years. People all over are very interested to see the cubs go from being a team that hasnt won a world series in 108 years to being a team that won one time in 1108 years. Which sounds worse but fans in chicago have been on an emotional roller coaster, especially ryan slagle. Series. The video made the rounds. Hes known as crying ryan to everyone he knows. We tracked ryan down, sent him to game five. Game seven is in cleveland. Right now ryan is in wrigleyville where theyre going crazy, sluggers sports bar, ryan how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] ryan, first of all, whats the score . Is there any score yet in the game . Were ready to go teams fired up, were ready to go tonight. Jimmy what i want to know is are your friends still making fun of the crying . I was a Halloween Costume so that was good. I have a new dance called the hyperventilate, so thats a real hit. Theyre currently doing research on a new sports anxiety medication testing right now. Endorsement deal. Do you think you will cry more tonight if the cubs win or lose . Well, win. Because we are going to win. Were already up. Jimmy okay, all right. Will you be going to work tomorrow . I have no idea, really depends how tonight goes. Jimmy you may have to call in drunk, all right. [ laughter ] love you, jimmy jimmy good luck to you guys, sluggers in wrigleyville, i know its crazy thanks, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that looks like fun. Earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored Country Musics brightest stars with trophies. Later on well punch those very same stars with an allCountry Music edition of mean tweets. First we have a cautionary tale for you. For lovers of both music and affordable furniture, i came across a story recently online about a man from norway. Rstad. He bought a shower stool from ikea. Once he got home and sat on it something unpleasant happened. When he sat down, a key part of his body became stuck in one of the holes. I know. Its a hard story to hear. Rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. This heres a story about a tough buy with a big problem. . . Down in norway town there lived a lad . . He went by the name klaus jorstad . . Took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour . . See the holes and all the love stuff . . No matter how much hed twist and shout . . Sha little bitty sucker wouldnt pop out . . Oh devil stool you are just so cruel . . Give me back my family jewel you devil stool . . Klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, im in a different kind of ikea ball pit . . This schools name should have clued me in testing for pinching . After the yellow that worked at ikea come up with such a cruel cruel idea . . Youd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nutsized hole . . Klaus tried every trick he knew lathered himself tried wd40 cocoa butter . . Hoe couldnt pull that nutter right out . . Suddenly the heat ran out and spout . . And klaus well he just up and shrunk and the devil stool freed up his junk . . Oh devil stool you played me for a fool . . But you aint laving now you devil stool . . Oh devil stool im free from you . . Damn you straight to hell you devil stool . Brought to you by ikea meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back, i have three ridiculous questions for Willie Nelson, miranda lambert, Florida Georgia Line, dolly parton, Chris Stapleton and more in an allcountry edition of mean tweets so stick around alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. Also, his name is sous. No. Sloppy joseph. A middleaged man whos trying to get his life together, but he cant hes to sloppy. Huhhh no here you go. I got this. I get cash back so its like everythings on sale. 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Yeah, thats not good. Jimmy what do you think of be nice for a horse. Jimmy but not a human . Well, i dont think so. Not for no, i wouldnt want a human named that, no. Would you . Jimmy i dont know, kenneth youd want to be swinging a kenneth around all day . No, no. Jimmy have you ever used an emoji . Last night. Jimmy you did . I think i did. Whats it do to you . Jimmy im guessing the answer is no. Well, two emojis. A smiley face. Crown royal. The answer to all lifes ridiculous questions. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Jessica chastain and music from hunter hayes is on the way. Hello to those of you joining us in nashville, tennessee, which as you know was home tonight to the 50th annual cma awards. Country music is very important. It was a special show tonight. 50 years, celebrating 50 years of cmas. Dolly parton received the Willie NelsonLifetime Achievement award which is literally the highest honor you can display on a shelf alongside a bong. [ laughter ] dolly got that, then a special performance tonight from beyonce on the Country Music awards. Which is exciting. And ill say another thing. Between lemonade, the world series, the has been an amazing year for baseball bats. Bow beyonce dead her song if you like it you should put a ring of fire on it or Something Like that. Country music fans are some of the most appreciative and enthusiastic fans of all forms of music. I see it when we have artists on the show. The fans, theyre excited, upbeat, they dont steal music, they buy it, a solid group. Just like any group of fans there are rotten apples. Tonight we invited some of apples wrote about them and they graciously accepted that offer. Its time for our second allCountry Music edition of mean tweets. Just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat doesnt mean you can sing. You know how i know . Trace adkins. Just concerning. Bonnie raitt looks like the aunt w many at your Moms Birthday party and try to fight your dad. Randy houser, more like ballooner whoser. [ bleep ] sucks big dong. Huge dong even. Thats funny. Cassadee pope would be 6,000 hotter without that [ bleep ] tattoo. You mean this one . That swaggy [ bleep ] 300 says, if youre going crazy over dan and shay, you might as well take your [ bleep ] and shove it notcountry. Id love to see that. Wow. Hey, eat [ bleep ]. I will not listen to your [ bleep ] play list on spotify. Jane that kramer tries to hard with her texas accent, lol, girl stop. You aint fooling anyone. Im sorry, yall. Gregor smith is not cute. [ bleep ]. In case of a national emergency, all air traffic be redirected to Miranda Lamberts forehead. The guy from Florida Georgia Line were engineered in a douche factory. Right down the road from here, actually. I went to jake owen last year and was miserable as [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] super lame. Im really sorry, cocaine. Why does the blond in Little Big Town have hair like a zoolander villain . Determined brett eldribble is always drunk. I dont know, maybe he is. I like your mom. Seems like the kind of guy that would drink bacardi breezers from a water bottle then lie about what it was. Okay, maybe. Looks like jennifer law lawrences lessattractive sist pal. Its not a hooker convention, its a dolly parton concert. I guess i should feel hurt. But i dont. Because i pattern my look after a hooker. I think its safe to say stapleton has an insane pubic hair situation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight we have a hologram named hunter hayes from nashville, my trickortreaters, be right back with Jessica Chastain dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by green giant. Swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie tots. Its endless shrimp at red lobster. With another new flavor you never saw coming. Grilled, glazed korean bbq shrimp. 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Tonight with this single yesterdays song a very special performance by hunter hayes from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, hunter hayes will be playing with himself. Hunter will be playing drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, and singing with the help of four hologram Hunter Hayeses who are all standing by in his dressing room now. Hi, hunters. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy you ready for the show . Hayes yeah. Thats a joke we always say. Jimmy i can see why you love that one, hilarious. Which of you is the real hunter . He is he is he is . Jimmy all right, thats good. Theyre having fun. Other. Well see you later. See yeah see ya jimmy thanks to hologram usa for making all this hologram magic possible. Tomorrow jamie dornan, khloe kardashian, nashvilles own kings of leon and we have a special Bonus Edition of our halloween candy youtube challenge so many parents sent so many great videos in late, we had no choice but to go another round so more sugarfueled tantrums tomorrow night. Our first guest is a golden globewinning actress who helped new movie miss sloane comes out in select cities november 5th and opens wide december 9th. Please say hello to Jessica Chastain [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy welcome. Hows it going . Everythings great. Creepy guillermo dance. Jimmy well, you know guillermo hi. Jimmy its a good thing you didnt wear green tonight or you too could have been a part of it. Yeah, isnt he cute, though . It is Something Like im not sure if its adorable or its not adorable. Jimmy its not adorable . No. Jimmy you dont like little guillermo . Its the hands. The fingers dont move and theres not even five fingers are there . Jimmy thats true. Its just like weird. Jimmy you have such attention to detail. Imagine those things touching you, it would be like this. Jimmy i dont have to imagine, we had a very intimate rehearsal today. [ laughter ] by the way, say hello to nashville, we have an audience watching us in nashville right now. Hi, nashville. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have you ever been to nashville . I have. I was in memphis which i love jimmy thats a different place. No, i was in tennessee, i was in memphis, never been to true youre going to be playing Tammy Wynette in a movie coming up . [ cheers and applause ] i am. Jimmy youre going to have to go there. Yeah. Yeah, im playing Tammy Wynette in a movie with josh brolin playing george jones. Jimmy oh, hell be great. That will be good. By the way, that is i think when you play a Country Music star your chance of getting nominated for an oscar multiplies by 140 . You think . Im sure its the sparkles, right . Its the the music is great. You show another side of yourself as a performer. I think thats a very strong move. Yeah. Jimmy they have an interesting story. Well, as im sure you know. Yeah, really interesting story. I read Georgette Jones book about growing up with her parents and its fascinating. It was really rocky, their relationship. Jimmy yeah. Theyre like the sid and nancy of the Country Music world. Whole life. Jimmy then they sang apart as well. I know. Jimmy are you a baseball fact that . Are you aware of of whats going on with the cubs and indians . Someone told me backstage that the world series is happening . Jimmy it is. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy so the answer to that question is no. Im glad i did play Little League when i was a little kid. Jimmy what position . Shortstop. Jimmy well, you must have been thats usually the best player plays shortstop. I always wanted to play i was definitely not the best player. I wanted to play my dad coached the team. Jimmy ah, that explains why you played shortstop. Yeah. But then i was terrible at baseball. So i would always get demoted to the outfield. Jimmy yeah, right. And they just kind of doing whatever while the ball would land and people would say, run, run jimmy even the terminology youre using explains [ laughter ] am i saying something wrong . Jimmy the ball doesnt land. It doesnt have a pilot. Id be up to bat, you know jimmy lets see your batting stance. Give us a little bit of it. [ cheers and applause ] like this. Jimmy pretty good. Thats pretty good. Yeah, you keep your elbow up. Follow the thumb. Jimmy all right, yeah, all right. That was pretty good. Not bad at all. All right. So i would hit the ball and i would just try to get home as fast as i can. So even if the ball went straight to the pitcher i would just run all the way bases. Jimmy you would not stop . No. I wouldnt stop. All the parents in the stands would be screaming, stop on first, stop, stop, stop im like, i got this jimmy you were an aggressive player. Kind of a pete rose type really. No idea who that is. Jimmy really . No idea . Pete rose . [ cheers and applause ] the last time you were here, you brought this fruit. I forget what it was called. Durien. How could you forget . Jimmy the king of fruit. This fruit smelled so bad. Its like an asian delicacy, right . Yeah. Jimmy that we were instructed to wear gloves before touching it because the smell, until you die, the smell will not come off your hands. I normally eat it without gloves but i wanted to protect your delicacy, your sensitivity. Jimmy right, yeah. I am a delicate little flower, yeah. A delicate little flower. You didnt seem to like it that day. Jimmy it smelled like vomit to star because it became a big deal online. Seems like mostly in other countries, people were very excited that we ate their fruit. Yes. Theyre very proud of this fruit. Its a delicious im sorry, jimmy, its a delicious fruit. Jimmy do you have it still regularly . I have it in the dressing room. Jimmy you did not. No, every time i can get ahold of it i eat it, its delicious. Jimmy you described it as it smelled like a corpse, right . Yeah. Well, it smells like its avocado, pineapple, garlic, custard jimmy the taste was better than the smell for sure. Really. Jimmy youre a vegan so you dont eat when did this happen to you . Theres one vegan in the audience. Jimmy there are a lot of vegans in the the audience. Theyre too weak to clap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how did it happen that you became a vegan . You know, i Drinking Coffee all day. Someone said, try to eat healthy. Jimmy this was as an adult . It wasnt like you were a kid . No, ten years ive been vegan. Jimmy you dont miss it . Do you miss meats at all . No, not at all. Sometimes if i see like a d dominos pizza, oh, i would love a piece. But theres delicious vegan pizza. Jimmy what about at thanksgiving when the turkey comes out . Do you feel like, oh, i wish i could have some of that . Never. Jimmy never . Never, no. Things. Like yams and green beans. Jimmy yams, huh . [ laughter ] potatoes. Jimmy wow. Youre making the most of a very sad situation. [ laughter ] when we come back well see a clip from your new movie. Jessica chastain is here. 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