[ bleep ]. Jimmy oh, joe. Was he talking to us . I dont know either. Dicky from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live after the debate tonight, gal gadot, debate sensation ken bone in las vegas, jimmy talks to kids, and president ial candidate gary johnson. And now, more than ever, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy hi, everybody. Thank you. Very nice. Hi, im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching, thanks for coming. We are beaming to you live from hollywood. Earlier tonight, as many of you university of nevada, las vegas, the final president ial debate. Ever, i think. I dont think there will be will be another one. After tonight Hillary Clinton and donald trump, think about this, they never have to be in the same room again. Its like the last time we saw mom and dad fight before the divorce. All the Major Networks scrapped their regularly scheduled program to cover this. Bla blackish was preempted for a new episode of orangeish and how the candidates would greet each other, would they shake hands . Turned out they did not greet each other. Hillary tried to shake Donald Trumps hand but she couldnt find it. [ laughter ] this debate was more focused on the issues than the others were. They had very strict rules. No cheering, no clapping, no booing, no answering the actual questions asked. [ laughter ] there wasnt as much back and forth, which is hard for donald trump because thats what he his interruptions, he did manage to keep them short. He was for the invasion of iraq wrong. And he has consistently denied what is wrong. A very clear fact that wrong. Before they had mocked and mimicked him wrong. He had insulted a former miss universe, alicia machado, called her an eating machine give me a your husband disagrees with you. Such a nasty trust fu emmys were rigged should have gotten him. Jimmy he even did it to the moderator chris wallace. While millions have already voted, election day, november 8th, is just 20 days away. One thing everyone here can agree on, we hope you will go vote. It is one of the honors and obligations of living in this great country position to take. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was fascinated by watching donald trump. His eyes were mostly closed the whole time. His voice was at like a phone sex whisper. Almost seemed like he was doing an impression of alec baldwin doing an impression of him. He said disaster, he said bigley, he said mexico is sending bad hombres. I guess are paying off. On the subject of numerous allegations of sexual misconduct, trump said, i didnt even apologize to my wife. Which i believe. I do, i believe that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 100 . He tried to shake things up before the debate by inviting president obamas half brother malik obama who says hes a malik primarily lives in kenya. At one time he and his brother were close, he was the best man at his wedding and vice versa, according to the Washington Post malik has somewhere between three and 12 wives. Thats one of the things he and donald trump have in common. [ laughter ] polygamy is allowed as part of malik obamas religion. I guess that whole ban on muslims entering the United States thing doesnt apply to Donald Trumps personal guests for the debate. But he also invited sarah palin is the hpv of american politics. She lays dormant for quite a while, but then just when you think shes gone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you have to hand it to trump in a way. He always has the most interesting plusones. If i was Hillary Clinton, i swear, if i was hillary i would have invited billy bush to the the bus, you know . The last two weeks trump has been saying the election is rigged, the election is rigged. And then, sure enough, look at this. Every time donald thinks things are not going in his direction he claims, whatever it is, its rigged against him. Jimmy right there. Look at that word, circle that. Rig she had it written on the wall [ laughter ] have fun with that, crazy people on the internet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i do have to say, at this point if youre still undecided, i say thats it, youre now not allowed to vote. Furthermore, i will never go to a restaurant with you. I mean, the options arent going to change. Its like looking for a hamburger on the menu at taco bell, theres not one on there. Maybe the most famous undecided voter is standing by live in las vegas. He is our special correspondent say hello to ken bone. Hello ken, how are you doing [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ken, youve already explained and apologized for what you wrote on redit, i wont make you go through that again. One question, was that how your wife found out you liked to look at naked celebrities online, through that story . Jimmy, she found out like all Great American wives, through the door. [ laughter ] jimmy thats the oldfashioned way, huh . Thats right. Jimmy so she still gave you permission to go to las vegas, right . Correct . Im on the clock, if im not with your producers im back in the hotel room with her. Jimmy with no wifi, i hope. Ken, where did you watch the debate . You werent in the debate hall, were you . No. Im tired of that. Their watch party. Jimmy how about that. And what was the mood like in there . How did everybody feel . Well, jimmy, it was like watching a football game. We had Rabid Support others both sides. Big hits, big full mbfumbles. Jimmy last week you told me you were going to decide who you would support after this debate. Have you decided who you will support in this election . I think you should probably listen to the internet, im not trustworthy. I have not de im not going to tell anyone, even you, even though i love you. Jimmy youre never going to tell anyone, why . Well, once i tell anyone who im voting for i lose my opportunity to just say, get out and vote. I dont care who you vote for, i just want everybody to get to the polls and make their voice heard. If you listen to the fat guy from st. Louis, youre not listening to your own heart and conscience. Jimmy all right. I have another question for you. I hope you will answer this have you washed that sweater yet . Well, jimmy, i must have because its shrinking. [ laughter ] jimmy wheres the after party, guys . Whats going to happen after this . Will you go back home or will there be a thing . Im going out to los angeles tomorrow, jimmy. Jimmy you are . Yeah, ill be at the premiere of dr. Strange so i can forget about this political mess for a while. Jimmy its like a dream come true. Thank you, i think everyone right now for you. [ laughter ] i know i do, jimmy. Jimmy ken in las vegas. Hello to my friends, the rebels. [ cheers and applause ] from the new movie keeping up with the joneses, wonder woman herself gal gadot is here. [ cheers and applause ] as is the libertarian candidate for president , gary johnson. Gary wasnt invited to the debate. To get even we didnt invite us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] garys an interesting guy. He went on a 70mile bike ride over the weekend. He probably has a better chance of winning the Tour De France than he does of winning this election. Quick question, how many of you have heard of gary johnson before tonight . [ cheers and applause ] most. Seems like most. Probably 60 of you are lying. But he doesnt have great awareness. Thanks to his appearance tonight, he has moved up a place most famous johnsons. Magic, dwayne, gary at number 12. So congratulations to him. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump had some interesting disagreements over the course of the last year but none of them to me are more interesting than the disagreement s he has with his running mate. Trump refused to say whether or not he would accept the results of the election if he loses. Debate started his running mate, mike pence, was on cnn saying he absolutely would. And there have been a number of occasions on which trumps positions have butted heads with those of mike pence which is very unusual. Typically running mates are in step on everything the candidate says, but nothing donald trump does is typical. And that is why im looking forward to this big debate that just was set for saturday night. Dont miss the firstever debate between a president ial candidate and his own running mate. Saturday night, they go head to head on the big the election. We will absolutely accept the results of the election. The whole thing is one big fix. Russian hacking. Theres more and more evidence that implicates russia. I dont think anybody knows that it was russia that broke into the dnc. Abortion. Donald trump and i would never support legislation that punished women. There has to be some form of punishment. Syria. United states of america should be prepared to use regime. He and i havent spoken and i disagree. Experience. I served 12 years in the congress. I think people are tired of politicians. And that notorious video. I dont condone what was said and i spoke out against it. Its prez versus veep and only one can prevail. Dont miss the epic battle. The first president ial versus his own Vice President ial debate, saturday night on abncbsnbcspan. Jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back well find out what a very enfocused focus group of children thought of the debate. Coming to you live, stick . I live in a nameless town . . In a black out . . Underneath the ugly halogen lamps . . Oh, it all went away so fast . . In a black out . [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Ust cant wait to get the road again . [ front assist sounds ] [ music stops ] [ girl laughs ] . On the road again . . Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway . [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, the 2017 passat s for just 199 a month. Psh psh lunch is ready campbells spiderman soups. Made for real, real life. Jimmy welcome back. Jimmy kimmel live, live after the debate. Gal gadot and gary johnson on the way. First, i am a big believer that chirp are our future. I learned it from a song. When i was a children. The truth is the results of this election are going to affect them more than they affect us. Tonight i assembled a group of actual kids, a focus group if you will, to get their on clinton versus trump. Hello, did you enjoy the debate . Yes. Jimmy what did you like best about it . I dont really even have anything that was too exciting. So you liked the whole thing . No. Because they argue a lot. Jimmy they did argue a lot. What were they arguing about . They were arguing about who youre no good at this, no, but hes no good at that, but shes no good at this. Jimmy do you think that was nice . No. No, it was pretty annoying. Jimmy it was annoying. Do you think they were both being rude . Yes because donald trump was talking over hillary. Jimmy when you were in school, are you allowed to talk when other people are talking . No jimmy you guys just did all talk at the same time, right . Right. Right. Right. Jimmy do you think Hillary Clinto wedding . No. Uh nope. No. Jimmy guess what, she did go. Why . [ laughter ] jimmy because at one time they were friends. What . Why is that . Jimmy i dont know, i dont know what happened. Can you believe that . I dont get it. [ laughter ] jimmy what vegetable do the candidates remind you of . He reminds me of a carrot. She looks like an onion. Now if you had to eat one of the candidates would you rather eat an onion or carrot . A carrot. I would rather eat a carrot because onions are spicy alone. Jimmy i see. I want to show you photographs. Id like you to tell me who the people in the photographs are, okay . Who is this guy . George washington. [ laughter ] jimmy its not george washington. Do you know . Nope. George clooney . Jimmy is this George Clooney . No, its not George Clooney. Its not named george. Its not named george. What does it start with . Jimmy t as in tip, last letter k as in kaine. Tim canyon . Jimmy close, tim kaine, hillarys running mate. He would be Vice President if hillary wins. He looks like a mushroom. [ laughter ] jimmy how about this guy . Paul something. This is mike pence. Oh, yeah. Jimmy do you know who he is . No. Hes the donald trump and he was going to be the Vice President. Jimmy right, he is Donald Trumps running mate. Do you like his face . Well, i think the mike pence is like more friendlier than donald. Describing their faces. Jimmy yeah, just looking at his face. Donald trump seems like hes losing his mind every day. [ laughter ] be a good president . Id rather not be because it would be a hard job. Jimmy what kind of job do you want to have . Kind like a sort of easy job. Jimmy whats an easy job . Broadway. Oh, i love broadway. Stop interrupting me. Well, an easy job would be like like putting up flags, i guess. Jimmy putting up flags if youre going to be a flag jimmy yes, yes. Who makes a better president , a man or a woman . A woman. A woman. A woman. Jimmy why are women better than men . Well, i think its time for a new girl president. Jimmy a new girl president . You mean Zoe Deschanel . I think its time. I think its time for our first girl president. All the other 44, men. Jimmy you are going to get a lot of action with that attitude, young man. [ laughter ] jimmy a lot. Are you guys boyfrien dont ask. [ laughter ] no. No. Jimmy i think i happened upon something. What do you think, frankie . No, hes not at all. I dont even i dont even know this guy. Jimmy what do you mean, youre sitting next to him. I dont know him. Jimmy youre holding hands. No, were not. No, were not. Jimmy you were. No, we werent. Jimmy im pretty sure you look, its not even a funny joke. In the air like i just dont care. Jimmy but you care very much. This is just awkward. Jimmy yeah, this is awkward. [ laughter ] i wish it would stop. Were too young to have boyfriends. Jimmy i know. Youre too young to have boyfriends but quinn is old enough to have a girlfriend. Are you thinking about her right now . Uhhuh. [ laughter ] jimmy just call him honey. No [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we got a little off track. Thank you, kids. Tonight on our live postdebate show we go right to the top of the libertarian ticket, gary johnson is here. Well be right back with gal ga gadot, stick around dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by masterpass. The simple and secure way to pay its back and bigger than ever of your favorite pastas, sauces and toppings. And for the first time ever, chicken alfredo. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks. For a limited time. At olive garden. Thats why i bought six of you. For when you stretch out. I want you to stay this bright blue forever. Thats why you will stay in this drawer. Forever. I cant live without you. And thats why i will never, ever wash you. Protect your clothes from the damage of the wash with downy fabric conditioner. It not only softens and freshens. It helps protect clothes. From stretching, fading and fuzz. So your favorite clothes stay your favorite clothes. Downy fabric conditioner jimmy its ken bone mania in las vegas. Welcome back. Were live on this postdebate extravaganza. With us the former governor of new mexico and current libertarian nominee for america could get behind a president named gary . I dont know. Tomorrow night benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from flapper zombies. Monday night the president of the United States, barack obama, will be here live. [ cheers and applause ] were not screwing around him. Do you have a question for the president . Anything you would like to ask him . Guillermo yes. Jimmy what . Guillermo can he stay four more jimmy oh, i see. Hes really wor ry about that wall, okay . All right. After getting stuck in the middle of a fight between superman and batman we figured our first guest could handle the aftermath of tonights debate. She plays a friendly neighborhood spy in the new comedy keeping up with the joneses. Hello, karen. What a surprise huh. Youve got no clothes, youre on i was just leaving a voice mail. He likes to hear from me when im trying on lingerie. Its one of our things. Keeps the spark alive. Do you and jeff have a thing . Yes, jeff and i have a thing. We do it really fast in case the kids come running into our room. Hm. Jimmy oh, its over . Oh opens friday. Please welcome gal gadot [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy very good to see you. So exciting. Jimmy we can keep running that clip over and over again till nightline comes on. Sure. Sure. Wouldnt say better but theres a different and more exciting scene later on with you and isla fisher. Thats why i signed the movie to begin with. Jimmy is it really . Yeah. They said, theres a kiss scene, and i was like, oh. Then they say, with island fisher. And i was like, oh im in jimmy were you more excited about a kissing scene with a woman than a male costar . You sound like my husband right now. [ laughter ] lets just say very comfortable with isla. Jimmy i see. We got really close. Jimmy was your husband as or more excited as you were . He was happy. This is as close, the closest as hes going to get with a redhead. And a jewish girl. It was proper. Jimmy congratulations. Id have loved to watch him at the screening when that happened. What is it like . Did you watch the debate in the first place . Of course i have. What are your thoughts . It was it was it was very interesting. Fascinating. No, it is. I never watch it, and i this is the first time ive started to watch these debates. And it was interesting. Jimmy is it similar to how it goes in israel . Not at all. Jimmy its not . No, not no. Jimmy how is it different . In israel you dont vote tort person, you vote for the party. Theres not only two parties, theres over ten, jimmy then when a specific party wins they choose the leader amongst themselves . Yeah. The head of the partys the one. Jimmy who you know going in who the leader is going to be . Yes. Jimmy in a way then he needs to figure out a coalition, its really hard to build a coalition when you have so many parties, and its a thing. Jimmy do they have debates . In israel the one whos being chose can say like can get elected for how many times it which is interesting. Jimmy sure, yeah, right. We have two terms. Exactly. Jimmy its eight years, a long time. Not too many people last that honk in the first place. Yes. Jimmy as wonder woman, have you considered running for Prime Minister of israel as wonder woman . [ laughter ] actually, no. I havent. Jimmy you are appearing at the united nations. When is it . Isnt this crazy . Its wonderful. Im going to get to meet lynda carter finally. No. Jimmy wow, shelf the wonder woman on the tv series. I know. Jimmy youve not met her. No. This year is wonder womans 75th anniversary. And she is named as an ambassador to the u. N. Jimmy i see. And on friday were going to go to the u. N. And theres going to be a huge jimmy do people at the u. N. Know wonder woman is not a real character, like this is a madeup [ laughter ] dont tell them, dont tell them. Jimmy theyre not looking to you for help, are they . Real thing. Jimmy youve made two wonder woman movies in which youve been wonder woman. Im so excited. Jimmy are you . I feel like i was spitted out of a tornado. Its been a hell of a year. Im happy and grateful for this year weved a. We shot right after keeping up with the joneses, we shot the wonder woman movie which is going to be out in june. And right when i finished that one, i started to shoot Justice League with everyone. Jimmy right back in the costume. And i wrapped two weeks ago. Jimmy how old is your daughter . 5. Jimmy does she know mommy is wonder woman . She does. Jimmy is she sufficiently impressed by that . Shes very proud. I dont think she understands the concept of everything. Jimmy well, who would really. [ laughter ] its true, i dont either. Jimmy shes not the one making out with isla fisher. And i didnt think about that. Jimmy thats going to be a strange moment. But basically, alma is very my daughter is very proud. We go to the park and then she goes to, you know, kids try to make friends on so they go to the parents she goes. My mom is wonder woman. The parents look at me strangely, not recognizing me. And i would go, you know, every mother is a wonder woman. [ laughter ] jimmy my mother was more like the joker. [ laughter ] she did a good job, she did a good job. Jimmy the jurys still out on that. Will your daughter dress as wonder woman for halloween . No, she is going to be a unicorn. Jimmy you dress as wonder woman for halloween. No, i had enough. Jimmy enough wonder woman . Costume. Im going to try Something Else. Jimmy do you have something in mind now . Yes, but im not going to say because i want to do the trick u. S. Jimmy youre going to knock on doors . Yes. Jimmy oh my god, they better have paramedics standing by. Im not going to say what im going to wear. Jimmy if you came to my house id give you my tv. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its very good to see you. 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Looks like im good all night ah david, please, listen. Still not coughing. Not fair you guys waffles are my favorite ah some cough medicines only last 4 hours. But just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. Start the relief. Ditch the misery. Jimmy hi, there, were back. Our next guest is running for president of the United States. Dont tell him happen, hes having fun. Hes the Libertarian Party nominee for the most powerful job in the world. Please welcome governor gary johnson [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy you dont look like youre running for president. You look like ive made an Insurance Claim and youre how is your car . Jimmy ill leave that to you. How are you doing . Thanks for coming. Thank you for the invite. Of course i got excluded from the president ial debates. Jimmy how did that happen . How did ross perot get in the debate . Ross perot was polling less than i am right now. Initially he was polling really high. He dropped out, all that stuff that happened that i cant begin to explain. But then he was polling lower than i am right now, and clinton and bush wanted him in the debate. So he was in the debate. Jimmy they wanted him . They body thought it would benefit them. Then after that, president ial debate commission, republicans and democrats, come up with 15 . Its chicken and egg, you cant get to 15 if 60 of america doesnt know who you are. That probably gets remedied tonight. Jimmy im surprised with the Cable Networks that somebody hasnt said, well have another debate with you and jill stein we did that in the 2012 cycle and that doesnt go anywhere. Jimmy maybe you do it with your shirt off. [ laughter ] maybe. It would be a good idea. Jimmy if you on the off chance you do not win the presidency off chance. Jimmy will you accept the results . [ cheers and applause ] will you accept the results . We will. Jimmy thats very big of you. Who did you think did better tonight in the debate of the two candidates . With body of them. Both of them. Libertarians, fiscally conservative, socially inclusive, really skeptical about the wars, military intervention, regime change, and free market, believing that will lead to more u. S. Jobs. So really issues with both, with both candidates trump, starting with immigration. I got to tell you, its just crazy the notion of deporting 11 million undocumented workers in work where half the population is hispanic . The biggest who hah was hillary, the biggest whopper of the evening, hillary said, im not going to add a penny to the deficit. Come on. Jimmy maybe she meant that literally. Shes not going to add a penny. To the deficit. Raf [ laughter ] thats true. 30 trillion but not a penny. Jimmy youre popular with young people largely because you supported legalization of marijuana very early on. Like before everybody did. Before everybody did, yes. Well, by the way, i think californias going to vote to legalize it in november. I think thats really going to be the tipping point. Jimmy if we remember to vote. [ laughter ] do you know that in the last year, the number one category of arrest in this entire country was marijuana . Jimmy is that true . Yes. Number one category of arrest in the last one year. Last year. This is 2016. Hey, this is people arent getting arrested, when in fact, number one category of arrest. Jimmy wow. I think its flabbergasting. Jimmy including all marijuanarelated offenses . Yeah. Get pulled over, hey, you got pot . Were going to cite you for possession. Whether thats misdemeanor or felony. Marijuana, number one category. Jimmy that would save a lot of money if that wasnt happening . When i was governor, half of law enforcement, half the courts, half the prisons, the money that we spend in each one of those areas is what are we getting for it . The highest incarceration rate of any country in the world. We got 2. 3 Million People behind bars. And i refuse to believe were any less lawabiding than any other country. So the main category of prisoner in federal prison today is the person who sold small amounts of drugs on numerous occasions and been caught. So mandatory sentencing, three strikes youre out, not giving judges discretion its the drug war that is leading in this incarceration. Do you believe in legalizing those . I dont. I advocated legalizing marijuana only. But i think the country is going to come to a quantum leap of understanding when it comes to drugs and its going to start with understanding the drug problem first as a health issue rather than a criminal justice issue. And i think thats going to happen rapidfire here. Jimmy is that at odds with your position as a libertarian . Wouldnt a very strict libertarian kind, letting people do whatever they want to do . I am the libertarian nominee for president. I dont think were going to legalize heroin in my lifetime. But can we adopt strategies that will reduce death, disease, crime, and corruption . The things we really care about . Yes, we can. We have the most effective policies in the world to kill heroin addicts. We could have policies that would keep hair addicts alive. For the most part, after about heroin. Its just in this country, because of hiv, hepatitis c, because of the violence and crime involved with having to procure the heroin in the first place, dying of overdose, quality, quantity unknown, people dont live 12 years doing heroin in this country. Jimmy other countries are doing a better job with their heroin addicts . When you look at zurich, switzerland, having adopted Harm Reduction strategy there, chief of police, they came out with a program, free heroin. The chief switzerland, came to albuquerque in jimmy is that on their website . [ laughter ] thats a hell of a wow. Chief of police comes to albuquerque, he says, when they came out with this program in zurich, when they came out with this proposal, i could not have been more opposed. Death, disease, crime, corruption was going to skyrocket, all my friends in law enforcement, we thought the same thing. He said, im here to tell you that it has been fabulously successful. Corruption, has plummeted. All the things they said would be worse are much better. And the citizens of zurich reupped on the program. Another example is vancouver. Again, if youre going to reduce death, look, youre going to issue clean needles. Youre going to issue a dose of heroin thats not going to kill somebody, not knowing what it is or what the quality, quantity of it is. Jimmy right, right. So well, you company that sold marijuana, true . You still are involved with them . Well, actually, one of the im not involved with them anymore. Jimmy what happened . Well, just that i resigned to do this. Jimmy youll go back to the potheads later, right . [ laughter ] its an exciting industry. Right now one of the drawbacks to the industry is everything that is sold in any state where its legal has to be grown, manufactured, sold in that state by residents of those states. Jimmy thats no good . Its not a good consumer model. Jimmy it would be great if that applied to food, wouldnt it . Produce, et cetera, like that . Well, food, yes. Well, everything else. Everything else is done in that model. You know whats not known here in california is that technically everything is illegal in california right now. Jimmy what do you mean everything . Everything thats done marijuanawise. Jimmy i thought you meant everything. Oh, boy, were in trouble, im doing a lot of things [ laughter ] everything in the marijuana paradigm. Jimmy speaking of things that are illegal, i think we could double your poll numbers tonight. I mean, i really i know what to do. If you can, now, this is not marijuana. 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Among active military personnel, im the overwhelming choice to be the next president. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy to what do you attribute that . What im saying regarding our military, that our military should be used judiciously. That if attacked, were going to attack back. But lets stop involving ourselves as world policemen. Ourselves [ cheers and applause ] as regime change that puts us in a situation where its nowin. No defined goals for the military. Jimmy i feel like your message would resonate a lot more if you were rolling a joint while you said these things. [ laughter ] so do you know how to do this . I havent rolled a joint probably in 25 years. Jimmy oh. Its like riding a bike. You just rode 70 miles. 90, actually. Jimmy 90, oh my god. Anyway. President in 2012, i thought that everybody that smoked marijuana, 100 million americans plus would give me a dollar. And it didnt work out at all. So i got to tell you, this is a dead end right here. Jimmy oh, it is. This is just a dead end. Jimmy because they were too lazy to send you money. That or theyre not political, they dont get out and vote. Jimmy do people bring you weed at your events . They do. [ laughter ] jimmy they do . They do, yes. Ive been on the chair lift in been on the chair lift and a guy looks over, man, you look like gary johnson. I said, oh, i get that all the time. And he goes, oh, so youre not. Oh, well. He goes, yeah, garys a lot bigger than you are. The next thing, you are gary johnson, id be so honored if youd smoke some reefer with me. I said, look, man, im working really hard to allow you to do that but ill pass. I get that offer all the time. Jimmy he can see how hard youre working, youre on a ski thats right, thats right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think what ken was referring to is we had a lot of fun with the aleppo thing. I would imagine it wasnt as much fun for you. Well, you know, you make mistakes. And no excuse whatsoever. 90 of america doesnt or didnt know what aleppo was, but 90 of america is not running for president of the United States. So jimmy true. No excuse, but that is a pivot to what were doing policywise. And you know what, were finding aleppo being the heart of that. Supporting the free syrian army. The conjecture was when we did that, when we armed them, that those arms were going to end up in the hands of the islamists, that they were going to end up in the hands of isis, and thats whats happened. Then we support the kurds against isis. Jimmy youve been studying, i see. You know whats going on. Well, i knew this ahead of time, but no excuse. Jimmy i know, you shouldnt make an excuse. I mean, just say, listen, i [ laughter ] would you smoke if you were elected president . No, ive made the pledge i would not do that. Ive not had a drink in 30 years. I have indulged in marijuana. I think marijuana is a lot safer than alcohol. Jimmy sex . Sex . Jimmy youre still into that . Yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i have a wonderful relationship. Wonderful relationship. Jimmy you are . I am. Jimmy thats sweet. On that 90mile bike ride. Jimmy was she on the bike ride with you. Yes, she was. Jimmy was she on the handlebars . No. I was trying to keep up with her the whole time. Jimmy you, were i see whats going on. Were going to take a break. Gary johnson is here, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] on issues that matter to northern virginia, Barbara Comstock and donald trump have a lot in common. Bill oreilly overturn roe v. Wade; thats a specific thing that you would do . Trump well, overturn or overturn. Comstock i think roe v. Wade should be overturned. Trump and comstock. Trump im totally for defunding. We shouldnt be giving to planned parenthood. While comstock voted five times to defund planned parenthood. Northern virginia, we need Luann Bennett. Standing up to trump and comstock. Im Luann Bennett jimmy were back with gary johnson, a minute left. What did they miss tonight, trump and hillary miss tonight . There was only a couple of minutes spent on entitlements. And right now im leading among young people, millennials. And id like to think its because of what im saying regarding millennials and that is theyre getting im going to get my retirement, im going to get my health care, you as a young person, youre going to have to pay for that, but you know what, you probably wont get it. Then president obamas Affordable Care act. Thats dependant on young, Healthy People paying for older, unHealthy People. Oh by the way, we want you to go to war, were going to put your lives on the line. Jimmy youre saying, kill the old people. [ laughter ] balance. A balanced budget. Damon. Nightline is live from las vegas next. Heres byron pitts thank you, jimmy. The president ial debate was the hottest show in las vegas tonight. Well take you behind the scenes. This is a special edition of nightline. Inside the final 30. Trump ace october bombshell. Refusing to say he would accept the election results. I will tell you at the time. Ill kee well, chris, let me respond to that because thats horrifying. Were right there in las vegas from the spin room breaking down the night. This here tonight is the biggest show in town. Trump and clinton trading policy punches on gun control, immigration, and abortion rights. I am putting prolife justices on the court. We have come too far to have that turned back now. The backing of vladimir putin. Hed rather have a puppet as president