Beth and her family to lambeau for a game a little thank you , for the teacher whose most profound lesson is one of sacrifice. Beth and her family will be the packers game next month at lambeau. Doctors cant do the surgery until the underlying condition, called mpa, has been under control for a full year. So the surgery is scheduled for february 22. We will keep you posted. Kathy she has so much life in her. Joyce doesnt she . Kathy all those people loving joyce hundreds of people flooded the milwaukee Municipal Building to have their warrants thrown out at no cost and no jail time. They called my name. I walked up to the counter. They said the warrants you have, we are going to drop them. Kathy today and for the next two wednesdays people can take advantage of the program. Municipal judges and city Officials Say these days were created specifically to help people who cant afford to pay fines and are facing the threat of arrest, loss of their drivers license, or even loss of jobs because of their status. Disorderly conduct and misuse of 911. How much are fie thoss . 492. I need to get in here and get them off of may. Kathy off of me. Kathy it was estimated that 60,000 to 100,000 people have outstanding warrants in milwaukee. Again, these are for people with municipal warrants, things like traffic violations, vandalism, shoplifting. And shoplifting. Joyce politicians will vote on animals rr patrick is taking a look ahead. Patrick tomorrow, the Milwaukee County board of supervisors will have a lot on their plate. One vote, thats expected to happen in the morning, revolves around the zoo. Supervisors will be asked to authorize the first phase in the new elephant exhibit project. According to our partners at biz times, the expansion will cost 15. 2 million. Also tomorrow, everyone is invited to miller park for a town hallstyle event, 7 00 parking is free. Looking ahead to saturday, thats when tickets to the preliminary rounds of the ncaa mens Basketball Championship go on sale. That includes the two days of games inside the Bmo Harris Bradley Center on march 16 and march 18. Tickets go on sale at 10 00 in the morning. Kathy thank you, patrick. When you call on an uber driver to pick you up, you usually need to give them a destination. Joyce coming up, the new feature that will tell your driver to take you to your friends. Kathy will appear on steve harvey tomorrow. The hobby she could turn into a career. Later tonight on nightline, how teenagers are dealing with this crazy campaign. A surprising look at what matters to these young americans. Going under the knife, sculpting bodyguards in her image. How do they look . That is on nightline, now at joyce leaving the corporate world to pursue a dream, one milwaukee woman has been wrestling with the idea for years. Kathy as 12 news tim elliott shows us, steve harvey is trying to help her decide. Viola. Steve harvey came face to face with a sweeter version of himself on set recently, all thanks to Kimberly Hall of milwaukee. One thing about it, you impressed with halls skills as a baker. She specializes in threedimensional cakes. They are very time consuming with the 3d the structure, actually building a structure for the cake to go on. Hall discovered her talent in 2008, and eventually opened her own bakery as a side job. It was still a hobby to me. I just thought it was something i would do the side, you know i worked full time. I didnt want to quit my job. Her reluctance to quit her fulltime job in the corporate world caused her baking business to go under so hall reached out , to the steve harvey show with one question, should i jump . I have this talent of making these 3d cakes, and i know people love them, and i know theyre good cakes and a good quality product, but its still that safety net of working at my full time job. And hall gets emotional on the , show. You wanted so badly. This is amazing. Its so beautiful. Look at all this passion you have. Dreams, a 10,000 check at stake . You may have to just watch and see. In milwaukee, tim elliott, wisn 12 news. Kathy so will steve Harvey Invest in kimberlys business . See her story and others like it be sure to tune in to the steve harvey show tomorrow. The only place to see it is right here on wisn 12 news at 3 00 p. M. Joyce you no longer have to give your uber driver an exact address. Patrick, this is part of a few new features. Patrick uber announced a major app update. Soon youll be able to request a ride directly to find a friend, even if you dont know their by typing one of your contacts names into ubers where to search option, uber asks the friend for approval to share their whereabouts. The driver then takes you straight to your friend. Another feature links your phones calendar to the uber app. Uber will then suggest future events, along with quickest routes and best pickup areas. The features will roll out gradually for ios and Android Users in the coming weeks. Downtown duluth, minnesota gained an extra tourist attraction today. Courthouse around 9 00 in the morning. It sat there for hours as people dropped by to take pictures. Police tried to keep everyone back. The bear finally climbed down about 6 00 tonight, briefly climbed another tree, then wandered away. Cameras were out, everyone taking a picture. Joyce i cant get that song out of my h ead, the song we all learned that camp. Kathy the unusual preparations the badgers made at practice this week pair for northwestern. Joyce the generous gift that bucks coach jason kidd i spent many years as a Nuclear Missile launch officer. If the president gave the order we had to launch the missiles, that would be it. I prayed that call would never come. [ radio chatter ] self control may be all that keeps these missiles from firing. He [ beep] out of them. I want to be unpredictable. I love war. The thought of donald trump with Nuclear Weapons scares me to death. It should scare everyone. Im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Darien why have the latest smartphone if you cant use it wherever you go . Switch to u. S. Cellular for our best plan yet 7 gigs of data per line for only 49. To share more photos at your cabin or video chat at your secret fishing spot. All for just 49. The best part . We put towers in places the other guys dont. Because u. S. Cellular thinks you deserve a signal that works wherever you are. Switch to u. S. Cellular and get a whopping 7 gigs of data per line dan some fans vent 10,000 or more to see history made in cleveland tonight, and the cubs finally ended their 108year wait for a championship. Those fans have been treated to any sport whatsoever. Chicagos Dexter Fowler became the first player in world Series History to lead off a game seven with a home run. Right now the game is tied 66. They just came out of a rain delay. It is an amazing night. Bucks head coach jason kidd has donated more than 1 million to his alma mater, the university of california, for a mens basketball scholarship. Kidd and the bucks host the pacers tomorrow night. The badgers have lost four straight games at northwestern, so running back dare ogunbowale had an idea to try Something Different to prepare for saturdays game at evanston. Instead of pumping in loud noise or music at practice to prepare, he suggested they practice in silence. Thats because of the atmosphere, or lack thereof, at northwesterns ryan field. The wildcats are averaging a little more than 34,000 fans per game, not even half the size of the average crowd at camp down there because it is kind of a tried type of field for a College Football game, but we will try to make sure that we bring it. It will be huge this week just bringing our own energy, things like that, getting ready to go. Its another 11 00 game, early wake up. Just waking up and getting ready to go. Dan the only place you can see the badgers take on the wildcats saturday is here on wisn 12. Kickoff is at 11 00 a. M. He from evanston on big 12 sports saturday at 6 30 p. M. The big 10 is invading the turf of high school football. Starting next year, the league will play six games in september and october on friday nights. Uw Athletic Director barry uw Athletic DirectorBarry Alvarez said today that wisconsin is interested in hosting friday night games on Labor Day Weekend only. Of poker. , early this morning in las vegas, 39yearold kwee win won the longest heads up matchup in tournament history, 19 hours of play against gordon vayo. Win takes home a little more than 8 million. Vayo gets over 4 million. 19 hours. Joyce i think it is hilarious they want to tone things down to prepare for the northwestern game. I went there, so i know what he is talking about. We are kind of subdued. Kathy a final look at our forecast when we come back. Joyce coming up next, . Jimmy kimmel live. . As we go to break, a look at kathy the admirals are sending in bobbleheads to conduct a poll. The option of choosing a Hillary Clinton or donald trump bobblehead to take home. The candidate that runs out first will be declared the winner. The admirals game starts at 6 00 saturday night. Joyce i think i read they have a pretty good of pretty good string of predicting the real outcome. Tomorrow, summer returns. That game men, otherwise it will not be played tonight and it will have to wait until tomorrow. Is that ever happened in the world series . Dan not a game seven held over like that. Mark 62 degrees tomorrow. Dicky from hollywood and nashville its Jimmy Kimmel Live after the cmas tonight, Jessica ChastainWillie Nelson justin moore mean tweets Country Music edition and music from hunter hayes via hologram. And now, well done, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for everything, really. Thank you for coming. Wow, glad youre in a good mood. Because what you are about to witness, the spectacle you are about to behold, is our most special special effects show the whole year. Tonight we will be broadcasting from three cities at the same time. I will be in two of those cities. I know, its amazing, thank you. Lets begin by going live to the cma theater at the Country Music hall of fame in nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville aryou ready to see magic happen . [ cheers and applause ] okay, lets do it. Hologram machine. Fire it up and beame in, captain. Here i am [ cheers and applause ] i dont know why you guys are excited. Hi, everyone. Im casper the friendly host. You know, this is the third year in a row weve done this. I still have absolutely no idea by the way, those of you in nashville, feel free to post an instagram of my hologram because i dont think thats ever been done. Go ahead and snap away. Hey, do you guys want to see a puppet show . [ cheers and applause ] hold on, ill be right back. Let me grab my puppet. All right. Why, look at this my little friend guillermo. Look at that. Guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. Guillermo howdy, nashville jimmy how are you doing tonight, guillermo . Guillermo jimmy, i will be happy if you dont put your hand up my butt. [ drumroll ] jimmy can i get a glass of water . Watch this. All right, here we go. Ghnchts guillermo i want some water too, can i have some water . Can i get water . Please, water . Water jimmy isnt that incredible . Guillermo hello, water [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i can talk while hes doing it. While hes drinking water, i can also talk. Is that enough water . Okay. All right. There we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. I need a volunteer from the audience for this. Okay, do we have somebody lined up . All right, im fairly sure this has never been done before. This is a television first. Oh, okay. Wait, hold on. Oh. Hi, whats your name . Jessica liner. Jimmy hi, jess character im jimmy, how you doing . Good, how are you . Jimmy see, this is when we men. Because they have this all figured out. Jessica, let me have that right, this is a Graham Cracker. Youve seen these, right . Yes. Jimmy okay. I am going to feed this Graham Cracker to you. Okay. Jimmy all right . There you go. Eat that. Yes, yes, yes. Enjoy. Is it good . Mmmmmm jimmy tast all right. There you go, you just ate the worlds firstever get it. Guillermo i get it, yeah. Jimmy all right, thank you. All right, thank you, jessica. You know, this shows been on almost 14 years, were still breaking new ground, it is incredible. Of course the main reason im with you via hologram tonight is because you live in a swing state. And i need your vote to make sure i become Vice President of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] where is my podium . Thank you. Dear fellow nashvilleagers, is it . It is an honor to be in nashville with you tonight. I love so many things about nashville. I love nashvilles popular dining, the hot chicken, hot fish, the goo goo clusters, whatever the hell that is, i love it all. I love your unfortunately named hockey team the predators. I love bush whackers, shownies, Maxwell House coffee, and the fact that nashville has the largest population of Kurdish People in the united states. And did i just read all of this stuff off of wikipedia this afternoon . Yes, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes, i did, but i memorized it. And as a result, i know that i can doubt count on your vote. I am the be Vice President of the united states. But dont just take it from me, take it from a reallife cowboy guillermo i am a cowboy and i endorse this man jimmy all right, thank you. I might never let you out of that little outfit, i swear to god. Guillermo i like it. Jimmy i like it a lot. In another swing state, from cleveland tonight, game seven of the world series between the cubs. What a year for the city of cleveland. They host the world series, won an nba title, got to see chachi speak at the Republican National convention. Incredible. We dont know the outcome of the game but we will by the time youre watching this at home. So just to cover my bases id like to say either congratulations or im sorry to the cubs or indians on their big victory or devastating loss, whichever that may be. [ cheers and applause ] this is going to be the highestrated basebl people all over are very interested to see the cubs go from being a team that hasnt won a world series in 108 years to being a team that won one time in 1108 years. Which sounds worse but fans in chicago have been on an emotional roller coaster, especially ryan slagle. He was on the local news watching his cubs beat the dodgers to advance to the world series. The video made the rounds. Hes known as crying ryan to to game five. Game seven is in cleveland. Right now ryan is in wrigleyville where theyre going crazy, sluggers sports bar, ryan how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] ryan, first of all, whats the score . Is there any score yet in the game . Were ready to go teams fired up, were ready to go tonight. Jimmy what i want to know is are your friends still making fun of the crying . I was a Halloween Costume so that was good. I have a new dance called the hyperventilate, so thats a real hit. Theyre currently doing research on a new sports anxiety medication testing right now. Jimmy maybe the people at zoloft could get you an endorsement deal. Do you think you will cry more because we are going to win. Were already up. Jimmy okay, all right. Will you be going to work tomorrow . I have no idea, really depends how tonight goes. Jimmy you may have to call in drunk, all right. [ laughter ] love you, jimmy jimmy good luck to you guys, sluggers in wrigleyville, i know its crazy there. Its crazy. Thanks, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that looks like fun. Earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored Country Musics brightest stars with trophies. Later on well punch those very same stars with an allCountry Music edition of mean tweets. First we have a cautionary tale for you. For lovers of both music and affordable furniture, i came across a story recently online about a man from norway. The mans name is klaus j. Rstad. Ikea. Once he got home and sat on it something unpleasant happened. When he sat down, a key part of his body became stuck in one of the holes. I know. Its a hard story to hear. Rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a norwegian nut with a very sad sac. This heres a story about a tough buy with a big problem. . . Down in norway town there lived a lad . . He went by the name klaus jorstad . . Took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour . . See the holes and all the love klaus left all that permanent stuff . . No matter how much hed twist and shout . . Oh devil stool you are just so cruel . . Give me back my family jewel you devil stool . . Klaus said to himself so mad he could spit, im in a different kind of ikea ball pit . . This schools name should have clued me in testing for pinching and grabbing and that . . After the yellow that worked at i cruel cruel idea . . Youd have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nutsized hole . . Klaus tried every trick he knew lathered himself tried wd40 cocoa butter . . Hoe couldnt pull that nutter right out . . Suddenly the heat ran out and icy water poured out of the spout . . And klaus well he just up and up his junk . . Oh devil stool you played me for a fool . . But you aint laving now you devil stool . . Oh devil stool im free from you . . Damn you straight to hell you devil stool . Brought to you by ikea meatballs. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back, i have three ridiculous questions for Willie Nelson, miranda lambert, Florida Georgia Line, dolly parton, Chris Stapleton and more in an allcountry edition of mean tweets so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . Alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. No. Sloppy joseph. A middleaged man whos trying to get his life together, but he cant hes to sloppy. Huhhh no here you go. I got this. I get cash back so its like everythings on sale. With the blue cash everyday card from American Express you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Everythings on sale a Home Shopping show takes place on a sailboat. Thats the one banana boat dessert on me. Look at you being all lactose tolerant. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of American Express. My mother passed 2003, but she always told me i dont itcare if you turn outk. To be a great athlete or whatever but, get your college degree. 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Jimmy willie, this is your book, pretty paper. A lot of questions are answered in this book. Yes, sir. Jimmy but not these. You were going to die fighting an animal, what animal would you want it to be . A rabbit. Jimmy a rabbit . Why a rabbit . I think i can last longer. Jimmy but they kill slowly. They do. Jimmy imagine being killed by a rabbit. Yeah, thats not good. Jimmy what do you think of the name kenneth for a baby . Be nice for a horse. Jimmy but not a human . Not for no, i wouldnt want a human named that, no. Would you . Jimmy dont know, kenneth youd want to be swinging a kenneth around all day . No, no. Jimmy have you ever used an emoji . Last night. Jimmy you did . I think i did. Whats it do to you . Jimmy im guessing the answer is no. Well, two emojis. A smiley face. Crown royal. The answer to all lifes ridiculous questions. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Jessica chastain and music from hunter hayes is on the way. Hello to those of you joining us in nashville, tennessee, which as you know was home tonight to the 50th annual cma awards. Country music is very important. After this election it might be the only country we have left. It was a special show tonight. 50 years, celebrating 50 years dolly parton received the Willie NelsonLifetime Achievement award which is literally the highest honor you can display on a shelf alongside a bong. [ laughter ] dolly got that, then a special performance tonight from beyonce on the Country Music awards. Which is exciting. And ill say another thing. Between lemonade, the world series, the walking dead, it has been an amazing year for baseball bats. Bow beyonea you like it you should put a ring of fire on it or Something Like that. Country music fans are some of the most appreciative and enthusiastic fans of all forms of music. I see it when we have artists on the show. The fans, theyre excited, upbeat, they dont steal music, they buy it, a solid group. Just like any group of fans there are rotten apples. Tonight we invited some of countrys biggest stars to read some of the nasty things those apples wrote about them and they graciously accepted that offer. Its time for our second just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat doesnt mean you can sing. You know how i know . Trace adkins. Just concerning. Bonnie raitt looks like the aunt who would have a few too many at your Moms Birthday party and try to fight your dad. Randy us ballooner whoser. [ bleep ] sucks big dong. Huge dong even. Thats funny. Cassadee pope would be 6,000 hotter without that [ bleep ] tattoo. You mean this one . That swaggy [ bleep ] 300 says, if youre going crazy over dan and shay, you might as well take your [ bleep ] and shove it up your own ass. Notcountry. Id love to see that. Hey, eat [ bleep ]. I will not listen to your [ bleep ] play list on spotify. Jane that kramer tries to hard with her texas accent, lol, girl stop. You aint fooling anyone. Im sorry, yall. Gregor smith is not cute. [ bleep ]. In case of a national emergency, all air traffic will be redirected to Miranda Lamberts forehead. The guy from Florida Georgia Line were engee right down the road from here, actually. I went to jake owen last year and was miserable as [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] super lame. Im really sorry, cocaine. Why does the blond in Little Big Town have hair like a zoolander villain . Oh, man. For some reason my mom has determined brett eldribble is always drunk. Seems like the kind of guy that would drink bacardi breezers from a water bottle then lie about what it was. Okay, maybe. Looks like jennifer law lawrences lessattractive sister. Youre getting pretty crusty, pal. Its not a hooker convention, its a dolly parton concert. I guess i should feel because i pattern my look after a hooker. I think its safe to say stapleton has an insane pubic hair situation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Tonight we have a hologram named hunter hayes from nashville, my cousin sal versus trickortreaters, be right back dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by green giant. Swap in more veggies with new green giant veggie tots. Its endless shrimp at red lobster. With another new flavor you never saw coming. Grilled, glazed korean bbq shrimp. And try as much as you want of flavors like new parmesan peppercorn shrimp. What greases the gears in washington . Money. And ron johnson fits right in. Six years ago, johnson took a shady 10 million corporate payout, went to washington, then voted to protect 21 billion in tax breaks for the Worlds Biggest Oil companies. Protecting tax breaks for oil companies. Thats ron johnson. Thats washington. And he fits right in. End Citizens United is responsible when i was one year old, i was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer on my spinal chord. But i spent my whole life fighting back. So you can imagine what i thought when i saw donald trump say. I dont know what i said, ah, i dont remember that reporter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition i dont want a president who makes fun of me. I want a president who inspires me, and thats not donald trump. Priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. Jimmy welcome back. The clowns are getting scarier s sluggers bar in wrigleyville. Welcome back to our postcma palooza, coming to you live from both hollywood and the cma theater in nashville, tennessee. Tonight with this single yesterdays song a very special performance by hunter hayes from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, hunter hayes will be playing with himself. A song. Hunter will be playing drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, and singing with the help of four hologram Hunter Hayeses who are all standing by in his dressing room now. Hi, hunters. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy you ready for the show . Hayes yeah. Thats a joke we always say. Jimmy i can see why you love that one, hilarious. Which of you is the real hunter . He is he is he is . Jimmy all right, thats good. Theyre having fun. Dont do anything weird to each other. Well see you later. See yeah see ya for making all this hologram magic possible. Tomorrow jamie dornan, khloe kardashian, nashvilles own kings of leon and we have a special Bonus Edition of our halloween candy youtube challenge so many parents sent so many great videos in late, we had no choice but to go another round so more sugarfueled tantrums tomorrow night. Our first guest is a golden globewinning actress who helped take down movie bin laden her new movie miss sloane comes out in select cities november 5th and o please say hello to Jessica Chastain [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy welcome. Hows it going . Everythings great. Im a little disturbed by the creepy guillermo dance. Jimmy well, you know guillermo hi. Jimmy its a good thing you too could have been a part of it. Yeah, isnt he cute, though . It is Something Like im not sure if its adorable or its not adorable. Jimmy its not adorable . No. Jimmy you dont like little guillermo . Its the hands. The fingers dont move and theres not even five fingers are there . Jimmy thats true. Its just like weird. Jimmy you have such attention to detail. Imagine those things touching you, it would be like this. Jimmy i dont have to imagine, we had a very intim rehearsal today. [ laughter ] by the way, say hello to nashville, we have an audience watching us in nashville right now. Hi, nashville. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have you ever been to nashville . I have. I was in memphis which i love jimmy thats a different place. No, i was in tennessee, i was in memphis, never been to nashville. Jimmy nashvilles a lot of youre going to is it true youre going to be playing Tammy Wynette in a movie coming to go there. Yeah. Yeah, im playing Tammy Wynette in a movie with josh brolin playing george jones. Jimmy oh, hell be great. That will be good. By the way, that is i think when you play a Country Music star your chance of getting nominated for an oscar multiplies by 140 . You think . Im sure its the sparkles, right . Its the sequins and the wigs. Jimmy the wigs are great. The music is great. You show another side of yourse i think thats a very strong move. Yeah. Jimmy they have an interesting story. Well, as im sure you know. Yeah, really interesting story. I read Georgette Jones book about growing up with her parents and its fascinating. It was really rocky, their relationship. Jimmy yeah. Theyre like the sid and nancy of the Country Music world. And they sang together for her whole life. Jimmy then they sang apart as well. I know. Jimmy are you a baseball fact that . Are you aware of of whats going someone told me backstage that the world series is happening . Jimmy it is. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy so the answer to that question is no. Im glad i did play Little League when i was a little kid. Jimmy what position . Shortstop. Jimmy well, you must have been thats usually the best player plays shortstop. I always wanted to play i was definitely not the best player. I wanted to play shortstop and my dad coached the team. Jimmy ah, that explains why you played shortstop. Yeah. Baseball. So i would always get demoted to the outfield. Jimmy yeah, right. And they just kind of doing whatever while the ball would land and people would say, run, run jimmy even the terminology youre using explains [ laughter ] am i saying something wrong . Jimmy the ball doesnt land. It doesnt have a pilot. It went down, it bounced. Id be up to bat, you know jimmy lets see your batting like this. Jimmy pretty good. Thats pretty good. Yeah, you keep your elbow up. Follow the thumb. Jimmy all right, yeah, all right. That was pretty good. Not bad at all. All right. So i would hit the ball and i would just try to get home as fast as i can. So even if the ball went straight to the pitcher i would just run all the way around the bases. Jimmy you would not stop . No. I wouldnt stop. All the parents in the stands would be re first, stop, stop, stop im like, i got this jimmy you were an aggressive player. Kind of a pete rose type really. No idea who that is. Jimmy really . No idea . Pete rose . [ cheers and applause ] the last time you were here, you brought this fruit. I forget what it was called. Durien. How could you forget . The king of truth. Jimmy the king of fruit. This fruit smelled so bad. Its like an asian delicacy, jimmy that we were instructed to wear gloves before touching it because the smell, until you die, the smell will not come off your hands. I normally eat it without gloves but i wanted to protect your delicacy, your sensitivity. Jimmy right, yeah. I am a delicate little flower, yeah. A delicate little flower. You didnt seem to like it that day. Jimmy it smelled like vomit to start. The reason i mention it is because it became a big deal online. Seems like mostly in other countr p excited that we ate their fruit. Yes. Theyre very proud of this fruit. Its a delicious im sorry, jimmy, its a delicious fruit. Jimmy do you have it still regularly . I have it in the dressing room. Jimmy you did not. No, every time i can get ahold of it i eat it, its delicious. Jimmy you described it as it smelled like a corpse, right . Yeah. Well, it smells like its like the taste is like an avocado, pineapple, garlic, custard jimmy the taste was better really. Jimmy youre a vegan so you dont eat when did this happen to you . Theres one vegan in the audience. Jimmy there are a lot of vegans in the the audience. Theyre too weak to clap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how did it happen that you became a vegan . You know, i just was tired. Drinking coffee all day. Someone said, try to eat healthy. 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