Relaxing labor day weekend. I have to say its always kind of sad to me, labor day weekend. Summers over. Goodbye fun sandals and flirty tops. Hello pictures of kids wearing backpacks on facebook. I dont know. How can summer be over . I havent had time to figure out what my summer jam is yet and its gone. Guillermo, what was your summer jam . Did you have one . Guillermo no, what is a summer jam . [ laughter ] Jimmy Guillermo is a sweet potato, its confusing. I was bummed we had a threeday weekend. Did you see donald trump dancing at the goss bell church . Donald trump this weekend as part of his new initiative to woo africanamerican voters visited the Great Faith Ministries Church in detroit. He said he was there to listen. I dont know what he was listening to but based on his dancing, it clearly wasnt music. [ laughter ] here it is. This is beautiful. Just enjoy. As uncomfortable as anyone could ever be. He is just trying to go with the flow. But it looks like hes protecting himself from a penalty kick for most of this video. There he is. Now he doesnt know what to do with his hands so he just kind of oh, clapping. Not even attempting to clap with hed have learned how to dance. I bet if you asked him if hes a good dancer hed say, yeah, im the best, nobody dances like me. Its true, nobody does dance like that. Although as white as that was, and it was very white, that i can tell you, it still is only the secondwhitest thing a republican candidate for president has ever done by a long shot. Number one is still very much this. [ laughter ] jimmy we still dont know who let the dogs out. Those were simpler times, they were. So trump was at this church this weekend with omar rossa and dr. Ben carson, aka the two black people he knows. Watch ben carson by the way. While trump is being carried away by the holy spirit, ben carson is on his phone. Tapping away. Trying to catch a pokemon or something, i dont know. He explained later he was texting god to let him know what wa a lot has been made of what a gift to comedy and comedians donald trump has been but i feel ben carson, if wed had a chance to get to know him, he might have been number one. In order for our country to be great again, every aspect has to be great. Including our inner cities. And we just saw mr. Trump here. I asked him how did it go . He said great, he learned a lot of the things. What do you think he took away . Okay. Looks like dr. Carson is going to try and find his luggage and hell be right back with us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how everyone should end every interview. I can watch four hours of ben carson running after his luggage. Ben carson run off for luggage channel. Meanwhile Hillary Clinton claims shes really concerned that russian president Vladimir Putin is trying to interfere with our election. She said, if you find a on a fence post, it didnt get there by itself. Dr. Phil is here tomorrow, im going to ask him what the hell that means. [ laughter ] the race is tightening between trump and clinton. On Good Morning America donald trump weighed in on why he doesnt think Hillary Clinton looks like a president. Youve talked about Hillary Clintons stamina. Youve said she doesnt look president ial. I really do believe that. What do you mean by that . I just dont think she has a president ial look. You have to get the job done. If she went to mechanic coshed have a total failure, we had a big success. Sometimes i think mike pence is just excited to be traveling on a private jet. Trump and company keep pushing this idea Hillary Clinton isnt healthy enough to be president. She spoke to reporters on her plane. Instead of her health she chose to focus on the putin issue. He doesnt particularly care whether putin and the Intelligence Services attack american institutions. So can i have some water . Thank you. Thanks. Excuse me. Ill be right there. Jimmy she seems fine to me, i dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy thanks, obamacare. But they do get the job, this is the kind of stuff that either clinton or trump will have to look forward to. The Southeast Asian summit, which sounds like fun just to start with. He had to cancel his meeting with the new president of the fill peeps because during a press conference yesterday, president Rodrigo Duterte has been fighting the drug problem in the philippines by killing everyone on the street, called obama a son of a whore and closed with this. We will continue and i will continue. And i dont give a [ bleep ] about anybody observing my behavior. Jimmy is it too late for trump to make this guy his because that would be quite a ticket. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they canceled the meeting, then president due tearty tried to reel it in, he said he regrets that calling our president the son of a whore came across as a personal attack. You see in the philippines, son of a whore is a term of respect. Welcome, you son of a whore, then youre supposed to say, thank you, you foulsmelling so local customs can be tricky to navigate. I tell you what, we think our politicians are colorful, it is not so different anywhere else in the world. This is what the Deputy President of south africa personally brought before parliament. The other that had been introduced by government did not smell so well. It made a noise whenever it was used. Now through scientific development, we were able to develop a new condom which is called max. The max is for maximum pleasure. Maximum protection. And it does not make noise at all. [ laughter ] and it comes in different flavors. Jimmy oh, how nice wow. [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine joe biden making that speech . [ laughter ] by the way, the sign Language Interpreter really had to dig deep for that one. Speaking of condoms, earlier on abc we had the Season Finale of bachelor in paradise. It was a twonight finale. Last night they got tested for stds. 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Jimmy dave smuggled tucker from australia in his luggage, this is a coup. Dave, well see you soon. Id like for once if you could come out not bleeding. That would be i cant make that promise. Doesnt look like thats going to happen. Dave salmoni. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its always exciting doing the show. Its especially exciting on a night when we have animals here. Theyre animals, anything could happen, one of us could get killed. We could all get killed for all we know. So this is yes get nervous when there are wild pets around. This is from a local cbs news in boston who id like to thank in advance for providing us with this evenings special alligator come a little closer. Do they know hold him tight, hold him tight, tight i am, i am [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that will be me later named desiigner who [ cheers and applause ] not only is he a rising star in the world of hiphop, his big hit song panda is insanely popular with kids. Kids love this song. I had three parents ask if they could bring their children to the show tonight. I guess its because the songs called panda. But the song really isnt about pandas. [ laughter ] right . Does your son benji like panda . Jimmy he doesnt . Youre a lot of help tonight. Lets try that again. Does your son benji like the song panda . Guillermo oh, yeah, he love it. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy you know. Well send you to an improv class. Guillermo sure, whatever. Jimmy anyway, the words of the song go by so fast its almost impossible to understand. In order to educate parents who might be listening to this with their kids, we went on the asked them to interpret the lyrics for us. And heres how that went. . Panda panda panda panda those. Are you ready . Yes. Im always ready. . Panda panda panda panda . . I got broads in atlanta . Uh rounding c. . I got broads in atlanta . I got broads in the morning . Simbo. Making a modular run. What . Making a modular run . Peggy school. Chipper. Macy. High school. Slip off. Yeah, i cant say that. What was he saying . [ bleep ]. What was that . Rrr if you had to summarize the song, whats it about . Hiphop. Oh this guy works in the bank, right . Scan the credit cards . Something like this, right . Panda, atlanta. I got broads in atlanta no, i got a broad in gardena, her names mercedes. Nice. Say hi to mercedes. Whats up, baby girl . . Panda panda . Jimmy that cleared it up. Music from desiigner, dave salmoni, wild animals are here, and be right back with andy samberg [ cheers and applause ] live are brought to you by head and shoulders. Follow head and shoulders on twitter to learn what theyre up to this nfl season. It was doggie destiny was mr. Bonejangles expecting the perfect toy at an amazing price . Of course not. Hes a dog. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. 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And later this week tom hanks, eddie murphy, lizzy kaplan, music from schoolboy q with e40 so please join us all this week. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an emmy and golden globewinning entertainer with a funny show on fox brooklyn 99, it returns on the 20th of september, please welcome andy samberg [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know, it owe counters to me my luggage [ laughter ] jimmy how good is he . I mean, really. We were saying like he could just get out of my question with that. What do you really think about whats going on . My luggage jimmy imagine that occurring to him while hes doing brain surgery. The man is a i know, its so crazy. Jimmy it really makes you uncomfortable with just about everything. It makes me not want to get brain surgery even more. Jimmy i realize as you walk out here that you have cultivated now officially a look. You have a look. I do . Jimmy people could dress as you for halloween, yeah. Like a sweater and a shirt . Jimmy sweater, collared shirt. Like what your nephew would wear to a funeral. He doesnt have a suit. Jimmy doesnt have a jacket, yeah. But thats a big deal. Woody allen certainly. Then you. Youve got a look. I like it. Ill take it. Jimmy you have no choice, youre it. This is it. Im like diane keaton. Jimmy yeah, you are. [ laughter ] youre like andi hall. Im andi hall. This is the andi hall look. Jimmy do you like animals . We have a lunch of them backstage you probably smelled and noticed. Yes. Mixed on animals. Jimmy thats how i feel about them. The ones i like, i like. The os like. Jimmy we were talking about this, somebody mentioned you hosted shark week. I did, a few years back. Jimmy which is to me a terrifying proposition. Yeah. I think theres like a span of ten years where i said yes to everything. Jimmy oh, really, okay. [ laughter ] but that one . They asked and for some reason i was like, definitely that. They were like, well fly you to the things they cut in between the shows. I was like, sure, great, lets do it. I got there. Theyre like, great, so were going to have you do the bumpers in the water. With sharks all around you. Jimmy you didnt know that beforehand . They might have mentioned it . I cant remember now. Better for the story if i didnt know. Jimmy sure, right. I didnt know jimmy oh, wow. They pulled the wool right over my eyes like so many sweaters i wear. [ laughter ] so i get there. They like put chain mail on you. Like over your wet suit. Theyre like, this will protect you from the sharks. Its totally fine. Im like, really . Its safe . Totally safe. Jump in the water. I start reading the cue cards they have sit up. Theyre like, well have you do it awhile then chum the water and have the sharks come. I was like, okay, great. I do it for like five minutes. Im like, okay, i think those like, uh yeah, lets chum the water now. And i look around. And they had been chumming it the whole time. Jimmy oh. And there were sharks everywhere. It was like 40 reef sharks. Youre not exaggerating because we dug up the clip. Oh, yeah. Jimmy here it is. Reef sharks, theyre all around us. Well, theyre all around me. Theres another one right there behind me. In front of me. You cant see it but theres one holding the camera. Great job, rick [ applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy that is no good at all. Sketchy. As you can see, i was goofing it up. And then i finally finished. It got a little sketchy, like one of the sharks banged its nose into my chest. Im getting out i got back onto the boat, talking to the guy, i was like, me. He was like, oh, yeah, chain mail. Theyll take a bite out of your arm or leg and tear it right off but it will stay in the chain mail, then we can reattach it. [ laughter ] jimmy is that really what the chain mail is . I was like, what the chain mail is a receptacle . They would put me in a big condom . Jimmy yeah, really. Oh my god. I was really at that point i was like, all right. I got away with it, fine. But then, this is kind of a bummer. I heard months later that one of the experts that was with us was swimming in that same area and got attacked by reef sharks. Its not a joke. Jimmy in the chain mail . He lived, it was fine. No, no chain mail. But he got all gnarled up. Jimmy oh, no. I was like, so cool that i did that jimmy thats what i dont like about these animal segments is they reassure you everything eaten. I met your animal guy, hes very hunky, but im still scared. [ laughter ] jimmy dont worry, hell protect us with his smile. He will. Hes got a brothers mcmullen vibe going on. Very ed burns. You guys will see. Jimmy i want to mention something. I feel like you did such a great job hosting the emmys last year. Oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the negative is, now i have to host them the year you hosted them. Oh, you guys. Which is an unfortunate situation. Its better to follow someone who pooches it bad. Jimmy it would be much better if you really screwed up, it would have been nice for you to do. I had to follow seth and he was great. Youve done it before. Jimmy i have done it before it every time you get nervous. I enjoyed it a lot but i was nervous. You forget how big the theater is. Jimmy huge. They tell you millions of people are watching at home. In entertainment gl you know every face is familiar to you from netflix or from your life. Yes. Jimmy kind of weird. Yeah. Jimmy like being at your own funeral in a way. I didnt think of it that way. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy death has become a major theme of this segment. Hopefully they wont look back and say, yeah, they were talking a lot about death before the buffalo killed them. Right before they died. They were really on message. Jimmy i think they knew something they knew jimmy they had a sense what do you remember most about that night, hosting the emmys . The party after. Jimmy really. That was really fun. Its cool. You know. When you host, you throw an after party. Which basically means everyone organizes a party and puts your name on the invitation. But its great because you get a drink sponsor. So sponsored by done julio tequila and everyones getting ripped. Jimmy right. And people from the show will biggest thing of maybe my whole life was i met mel brooks. You never met mel brooks . Wow. Never met him. I love comedy and i have a lot of heroes but hes my alltime number one. Jimmy you meet a lot of great people. When you meet mel brooks, its a special thing. Youre like, you are the grandfather of everything i like. Jimmy what did he say to you . It was pretty sweet. He was like, hey, you did a great job on s i said, thank you very much. He goes, you really did great, because some of the jokes were great and some of them were [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] but you sold the ones that were [ bleep ] like they were great [ laughter ] [ applause ] im like, thank you, thanks so much. Jimmy thats pretty good. Then everyone laughed. Then i sat and talked awhile. People wandered off. Then two buddies, john mulaney brooks, came over and said hi. He goes, he was great tonight, wasnt he . Some of the jokes he told were great some of them were [ bleep ] but he told the [ bleep ] like they were great [ laughter ] john and nick like died laughing. And i was like, this son of a bitch just doubled down on the joke. It was like the most old pro thing id ever seen. Yeah, if youve got a winner, hammer it jimmy you will do that to some young god willing. Will you stay for the animals . Because i think it would make me feel more comfortable. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy also, technically, it splits my chances of being attacked in half if theres another person there. Got to play those odds. 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Com boat [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Andy samberg is here from brooklyn 99. Desiigner is on the way. When i am elected Vice President of these united states, we will the Canadian Border to keep our next guest and his terrifying animals away from me. He is a beast master and host of the new show pet nation renovation premiering september 17th on animal planet. Please welcome dave salmoni [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy wow, thats dave, andy. The guy i was tell youlg about earlier. Jimmy, great to see you. Jimmy great to see you, how are you . This is a red kangaroo. Jimmy yeah, the same one from earlier. The same one. Would you like to feed him . Jimmy no. You would . I would love to give him a treat. Jimmy i do have something over here. This is a red vine . A red vine. Come around. Jimmy all right. Bring one for andy as well. Jimmy i dont like the coming around part. Andy, a red vine . For me . Jimmy yeah. You guys can share it. Show to it him. His eyes are this side. Dangerous, right . Here, give me that let me show you. Here. There you go. Hand it to him. Nice and close. This is not hard. Jimmy it is hard. Oh, he is cute. Very cute. While hes here jimmy he loves red vines . Thats weird. Give one to andy here. Same thing. Jimmy i thought you meant feed it to andy. [ laughter ] give what i want you to do is squirt this on his paws. Yeah, andy. [ laughter ] what kind of show is this, sir . Bend over and squirt his paws. He sees it, now he wants it. Bend over and squirt this on his paws . [ laughter ] jimmy doing it in a sexy way too. All right. Squirt it there. Now hes having his yogurt, he loves his yogurt. Jimmy wow. Here you go. Jimmy do we know this guy . I didnt know if your kangaroo was being stolen. Heres that. Put that somewhere over there. Jimmy ill put it over here. Heres what i got next. Thank you, sir. See the nards on that kan kang this is a panther chameleon. Jimmy wow, look at that. Put your hands like that. Im going to hold jimmy these dont bite . They do bite. [ laughter ] everything with a mouth will bite. You want to rest, put your elbow down. This hand. Jimmy see how relaxed i am . Aah, i feel better. Youre doing all the work now. C. Chameleons can change color. You can see when hes excited, jimmy why is he excited . Hes calming down, hes getting more green. Jimmy he looks like when you commission the artists to paint something, it looks like somebody did this chameleon. Why a panther chameleon . Because he stalks his prey. Jimmy what kind of prey . [ laughter ] can i put him on your shoulder . Jimmy bugs . Ive got a signature look running i dont want to mess up. Jimmy is it possible to own a lizard like this weirdo . I dont think so. Except for the gentleman who just gave me jimmy oh, right. You know this guy . Hes going to take our chameleon, the guy we just insulted. Jimmy okay, yeah, great. Ill see you at the park. Next, guys. I need this. Im going to jimmy oh, wow. Look at that. Now this jimmy so much bigger than i golden eagle. Jimmy oh, wow. Im going to sit down nice and gentle. Wait a minute jimmy that does not wow. Hi. I think the first thing you notice is how big these guys are. Jimmy he is big. One of the biggest jimmy why is he looking at me like that . He looks at everybody like that. Youre a good guy, how are you . The one thing that i always like to point out, the reason why im wearing this glove, they have very, very strong talons. Those feet, big hooks. Thats when he uses he can hunt anything, small beer. Jimmy really. Rabbits. Jimmy he just picks the deer and up carries it off . Absolutely, yes. Sometimes hell just come down, use those feet to kill prey, and sit over it. Jimmy why is he yelping in that terrifying way . Hes making that noise because hes asking for food. Jimmy really . Throw me some food. Jimmy why dont we . Hes got a red vine guy. Jimmy hes not. Would he eat a hamburger . He would. Jimmy that would be the most eagle eating a hamburger. [ laughter ] hes a carnivore, would probably like the hamburger better. This guy actually rivals [ laughter ] jimmy his hair went up. Yeah, he just told me hed like to see his dad. Jimmy oh, really. Whats that . A warning we just got . Yeah, he puffed his fur up in the back. Jimmy lets take a break. When we come back weve got a 2,000pound animal. No kidding. [ cheers and applause ] dave salmoni is samberg. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . This mac doesnt have any of that its less useful like a hat for your cat surface has touch and a beautiful screen you can see things like theyve never been seen this mac doesnt quite compare its slower, heavy, and a bit square fold it in half, hello when you start lighter than air, you can doodle a heart yes its plain to see every day starts better with a healthy smile. Start yours with Philips Sonicare, the no. 1 choice of dentists. 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Jimmy youve combined the home renovation idea with pet shelters. Absolutely, were going theres a lot of people love dogs and cats. You renovate . Are they working . Monkeys with tools . They motivate the volunteers. Theres hundreds of volunteers that help out. Theyre usually there just because theyre all dog and cat lovers like i am. Its a great show. Its good people doing good things for animals. Jimmy very good. Its time for the big animal. Why dont you walk here with me, a safety thing, you dont bring the big animals. Theyre big animals, safe as i can. The one thing you dont want to do is walk behind this guy. Look how amazing. Wow. This is pretty amazing. Jack our 2,000pound bison, or buffalo. I thought it would be bigger. [ laughter ] jimmy so bison and buffalo are interchangeable terms . Yes. In this case they are. Its not a true buffalo. Its a bison. But very often we just call them buffalo. What i want you to start with, this is the biggest animal ive brought to you, pet it. Those horns are one of his number one weapons. One of his weapons . Of course. The other is the head. Hell use his head as a battering ram if they decide to get aggressive. One of my favorite things about these guys is the males get to hang out with the ladies. The ladies dont like them, theyre too aggressive. The boys will form a bachelor herd. They hang out. Right around the rut the biggest boy gets to hang out with the girls. Jimmy is that right . What do the other boys do . Dry hump each ot [ laughter ] they do whatever they have to. Yeah. Jimmy did you want to try to pet him . Oh, wait till andy finds out what we have planned. Oh, nothing. He can use a kleenex. I got deep inside his brains. Jimmy theres a lot of stuff in there. Is that just snot . Hes got a big tongue. Hes a grazer, eats grass. He doesnt do any meat. Jimmy can we ride him . You cannot. Youll see pictures of old rodeos, they used to ride these guys. The reason jacks so nice, no one tries to jump on his back. Another fun thing about animals this big, you dont realize this. Pet the horns. Jimmy guillermo thank you very much, dave. Thanks to you, jack, for coming. I know this is probably not on your list of things to do today. Pet nation renovation september 17th on animal dave salmoni, andy samberg. Well be right back with desiigner [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is . . . With a full tank of freedom, . . Find your own highway . . Well take you wherever you go. . . Take you wherever you go. . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy thanks to andy samberg, dave salmoni, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next. First here with the song timmy turner, desiigner . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah . Tiimmy, tiimmy Tiimmy Turner he was wishin for a burner to kill everybody walkin . . He knows that his soul have her walkin . . She [ bleep ] for bet wildin for wallet kill everybody walkin he knows that his . . 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