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Im impressed i should say. You were able to fight your way through the paparazzi to be here tonight. A lot of photographers in our alley tonight. Im not sure if theyre here for bob odenkirk or Kendall Jenner because theyre really almost the same person. [ laughter ] bob is the emmy nominated star of Better Call Saul. We called saul. [ cheers and applause ] Kendall Jenner is a model whos on the cover of the new issue of vogue magazine. Being on the cover of the pt very big deal because the fall fashions are revealed. Guillermo, it would be like if you were on the front of a tequila bottle on cinco de mayo. Guillermo thats right, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tell you what, between Kendall Jenner and me, between the two of us weve now graced the cover of vogue magazine once. [ laughter ] and music tonight from Kiefer Sutherland, the actor. [ cheers and applause ] where a band name themselves Kiefer Sutherland. It is actually him. Either that or the lead singer looks exactly like him. I dont know if youre aware of this but donald trump is currently running for president of the united states. Its true. [ laughter ] and at first he came out with guns blazing, said hes going to kick all the mexicans out, hes going to build a wall to keep them from coming back in. Last night during a town hall on fox news he said he could be softening, which is normal, it happens to a lot of men his age. [ laughter ] hosted a meeting with his hispanic advisory council. He invited them to meet. Which is a little bit like gargamel inviting the smurfs over for a dinner party. Apparently it went well. Hes now agreed to, and this is big for him, hes agreed to give immigrants a 30minute head start before he tries to catch them with a net. So thats nice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not only is he reaching out to the hispanic vote, hes been reaching out to the black donald trump said he loves africanamericans, in fact some of his best credit cards are black. [ laughter ] he was in austin, texas, yesterday where he made yet another appeal to black voters which we slowed down to half speed for another intoxicating edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slowly ] give donald trump a chance. We will turn it around. We will make your streets safe. So when you walk down the street, you dont get shot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy actually not a bad idea, i hate getting shot. This is funny, remember how melania trump, donalds wife, gave that speech at the been plagiarized . [ laughter ] turns out the writer of the speech, the trump family speechwriter, her name is her meredith mckiver was paid 365. 01 for writing that speech. Which on one hand is not a lot of money. Which on the other hand is a lot of money, on the other hand its she didnt write the speech, so it is kind of a lot of money. We learn this from the Financial Disclosure they provided to the fec. The Trump Campaign spent more on Dominos Pizza than on melanias speech. Even though they both delivered them in 30 minutes or less. La in a prepared Statement Today the speechwriter said, i worked hard for the money, so hard for the money, i worked hard for the money so you better treat me right. Meanwhile, revealed today that donald trump, the Trump Campaign, used Campaign Contributions to buy 55,000 worth of Donald Trumps own book to give out as gifts at the rnc. Which not only is that probably illegal, its like sending delegates at rnc were given canvas tote backs with a copy of his book, kleenex, make America Great again cups and tshirts, and plastic fetus figurines. You know, when youre traveling and you need one. Sounds like the worst oscars gift bag ever. They bought the books at barnes noble for full retail price, which is especially interesting because it means for the First Time Since books at barnes noble. Which i believe counts as a charitable donation. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] many on the far right wing have been questioning Hillary Clintons health lately. This is the new thing. Karl rove was on fox news last night where he went through hillarys alleged Health Issues in great detail. She has a concussion on the 13th of december but were not told about it until the 15th of december, two days later. Were told on the 25th, or excuse me, ive got this written down ive never seen that. On the 28th, were told on the 28th of december that shes going to be back to the office next week. On the 30th shes hospitalized with a blood clot. But were not told about it until the next day. It takes it over two months for her to get rid of the glasses. In fact, the next year her husband, bill clinton, insists it was terrible. Jimmy thats the universal symbol. [ applause ] for bill clinton. Meanwhile here in california, the state senate yesterday rejected a bill that would abolish Daylight Saving time. How do you feel about that . Would you want to get rid of Daylight Saving time . Huh. Traditionalists, i guess. Some lawmakers want to get rid of it because they cant figure out how to program their microwaves and theyve had enough. Must make you feel very powerful getting the vote on what time its going to be. Why is the Senate Voting . Isnt this something flavor flav should decide for us . Saving time will remain in place which is probably for the best. We already have Recreational Marijuana on the ballot in november, we cannot legalize pot and change Daylight Savings in the same year, it would be a disaster. It really would. What id like us to do is instead of scheduling Daylight Savings to happen in march and november, surprise me with an extra hour of sleep whenever it feels right. The morning after the super bowl when i need it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] or when im in line at the dmv, go backward. Im going to be a great vice president. This is an exciting time to be a sports fan here in l. A. As you probably know the rams have returned home from st. Louis after 20 years, theyre back in l. A. Theyre the subject of a new season of hard knocks on hbo, where they document what goes on inside a Team Training camp, where we get to know players like rams defensive end william hayes. Hayes looks good on the field startling beliefs. Will hayes absolutely believes and is totally convinced that there are mermaids and they do exist. Okay . As a matter of fact, i remember him getting real excited about the potential for moving out here because he knew that he would be closer to mermaids here on the west coast. Its a mermaid, though. It could be. Its a different species. Thats true, keeping an open. Movie once. While william does maintain a healthy belief in mermaids, one thing he does not believe in is dinosaurs. I just think its [ bleep ] to be completely honest with you. I just cant trex Walking Around here . No, dinosaurs never walked this earth. All this fairy dust, the easter bunny and all that [ bleep ], they fall in the same category, them and santa claus. Why arent there dinosaur in the water . Sharks. So thats a [ bleep ] dinosaur . Yeah. Okay. Alligators. Look at alligators. Just because youre a reptile youre a dinosaur now . Yeah. Alligators are [ bleep ] dinosaurs . Definitely a crocodile. [ bleep ] no. Jimmy i think i have a new favorite football player. [ cheers and applause ] this is a bonus. Can we please get in touch with him . I would like to take him on a field trip to the museum of natural history. Maybe get him his own show on Animal Planet or something. 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We thought it would be fun to teach my aunt chippy, whos 77 years old, how to play it. To guide her we asked miles brown from the show blackish to team up with cousin sal, who is not on the show blackish, to welcome aunt chippy to the world of pokemon. Hello. Hello, miles. Nice to meet you. Hi. Youre aunt chippy, right . Youre going to make me look stupid . Youre going to make me look stupider than i look . No, i wanted to show you this really cool game called pokemon go, have you ever heard of it . Never. So wait, but i need your credit card to pay for this. My credit card . I need your Social Security number. [ bleep ], i aint giving you my Social Security number. You put yours in. I dont know what this is all about. First ive got to put my glasses on because i cant see what the heck youre doing. Right now you have a mobile saur. Thats your first pokemon. I already got one . That was quick. Lets quit. No good, i got one, lets quit, im done. No, no, you cant do that. Yes, i go to the casino, hit one four of a kind, yo no, no, no. Now we have to start walking to find more pokemon. All right, okay. Are you ready . Lets go. Were going to go this way. Theres one right here, okay. So you see the pokemon right here . Yeah. What do i do with it . Press it. Press that . So now see, okay, see, its right there. See . Get off the pokemon thing okay, i have to go and see the green circle . Yeah. Wait, wait we got a squirrel. You got a squirrel . We love it up to level 2. Oh. Oh, wait. Yeah, you still havent given your credit card. Youve got to play to pay to game . Its very entertaining. Its also a workout game so well be walking a lot. Okay, so now were really close to this pokestop. Were going to swipe. Weve got another thre pokeballs. So were like this. Miles. Lets keep going i know youre speaking english. Yeah. I know that. Were this close. Only i dont understand any of this stuff. Its a pokemon, okay, where is it . Where is it . Okay, its right there. What am i supposed to do with it . Youre going to flick the ball toward the back. Nice got him . Hopefully. Lets see. You got him. Yay no, no, we have to catch more. You caught your first pokemon, youre ready. Well have to go to a park where the real action is, okay . Come on lets go. Aunt chippy, shes pretty shes pretty keyed up for such an old lady, though. But she is using a lot of bad language, though. Pokemons a [ bleep ] game. Kids learn [ bleep ] on it. You dont learn nothing. Do you remember the park . And they have like swings and monkey bars and seesaws and [ bleep ] like that . This park has nothing. Look at all the ground its got. And they got nothing in here. [ bleep ]. Just walked away from me. Thats my nephew. When i get ahold of him when nobodys around im going to smack the crap out of him. I promise you. Oh, you leveled up. You leveled up to level 3. Good, can we quit . No, we have to level up to level 4. Lets go. Theres a pokestop right here. Where . Right here, see it . This is my territory. Sal this is my pokemon territory. This is my pokemon territory. Your pokemon territory . Yeah. You want to play, you gotta pay. You gotta pay . Thats how it works in my park. This aint your nothing. Get out of here. Where the hell did you find this kid . Sal you let your pregnant grandmother fight your battles . You look like a pregnant grandmother. A pregnant grandmother . A little brat like you should learn some manners and you aint going to learn it through that. What are you going to do about it . You really dont want to know what im going to do about it. Do you . You really dont want to know. Get your ass the hell out of here. You are the meanest lady ever go to hell thats it. Im finished. Im done. I poked enough men. We can go home now. I hope you had fun. Me . Tortured. Ill never play this game again. But it was a pleasure being with you. Thanks, punk. You little bastard. Arrest that little bastard i get ahold of you, im going to smack the [ bleep ] out of you. Nobody should play that game because look what it made, it made a thief out of a little kid. Im done. Im done with this game. I got it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, cousin sal, miles, aunt chippy. Tonight on the show we have randolph is sitting in with the cletones, be right back with bob odenkirk [ cheers and applause ] . Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Le cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. 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Our first guest is an emmy nominee for his work on the first great spinoff show since the bionic woman the show is called . Better call saul, returns to amc next year. Please welcome bob odenkirk [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you . I am so good. Wow, great. Great energy. Jimmy hey, congratulations on the emmy nomination, very well deserved. [ cheers and applause ] great show, you do a great job on it. Ive got to admit, i have emmy fever. Jimmy do you . I got it from a mosquito. Back in the states right now. Jimmy what do you mean, you live in l. A. , right . Yeah, but im nominated for an emmy so they have us at the emmy village. Jimmy what . In buenos aires, argentina. Jimmy theres an emmy village . Yeah, yeah. The emmy village. They built it and you stay there until awards night. And you room with the other nominees. Jimmy why didnt i know about this . The weird thing is they built the village first. Then they decided, lets have an awards show. Jimmy oh, really. [ laughter ] i dont really understand the history of it. Jimmy who are you rooming with . Well the nominees in my category. Great, great actors, matthew reese, kyle chandler, kevin spacey. Jimmy really. Rami malik, liev schreiber. Liev and i share a bunk. Im on top, hes on bottom. Jimmy he does. If you point it out to him, he punches. Jimmy he does. So youre not getting along with liev . Hes a wonderful he doesnt do the dishes. Its okay. Spaceys cats are everywhere. But you know. [ laughter ] the thing is, spacey he really is a truly alltime great actor. Jimmy yeah. Interesting thing, he stays in character all the time. Jimmy what character . The cat character now . No, no, no. No, no, he stays in character of jimmy oh, really. He said its a technique. Hes got from it de niro. Jimmy is that right. De niro got from it tim conway. Jimmy he did. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy wow. Youre really teaching us about television history. Its a wonderful place, the emmy village. Theyve got foosball and a hot dog machine. Jimmy they do. And thats it. So thank you for getting me coming in. I hate to break up the emmy village to have you here. Ha ha ha [ laughter ] i love my comedy as much as anybody. Jimmy by the way, if you were staying at the emmy village, this is the first time you won an emmy. This is what did you win for . Writing for saturday night live. There i am standing behind the senator. Jimmy now senator al franken. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy robert smigel. Great comedy writer robert smigel. Yes, and phil hartman. Jimmy you all have the same glass glasses too. I had my glasses surgically removed when i had this hair put in. Jimmy i look exactly like this in 1989. I mean, i really i could tell people i won an emmy back then if i wanted to. What do you remember most about that particular evening . Seriously, that was a great, great evening. To win was so fantastic. And then you go when you win jimmy tell me because i dont know either. And then im standing in the lobby. Then its all kind of over. Youre standing there with your award which is great. And i called my mom. And she was like, what . Whats that . Is that good . And theres jim henson standing there. Jimmy oh, wow. He had won one too. Jimmy oh. I looked at him and i said, man, youre so great. Do you want mine . And he was it was just something to meet somebody that great. Jimmy maybe this very same thing will happen with you. Some whipper snapper at the emmys this year. Well take a break. When we come back, i have some information that i dont know if you have about the next season of Better Call Saul. I want to hear it. Am i still alive . Jimmy i think yes. I dont know. Im not going to guarantee that. When we come back, bob odenkirk may die on the show, well be right back to find out. Dont run from mud. But through it. Who know it wasnt a day at the beach. Unless someone got buried. To the fullbacks. Gearheads. And those with green thumbs. To the sticky. 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I spent a lot of time actually writing and producing. Jimmy right. And when you do that job youre thinking about the whole world. And thats actually not a good thing to do as an actor, i think. Jimmy because you want to come at the point of view just be in the moment. Thats all i got to give you. All you young actors. I got nothing. Jimmy as to the show, i have something for you then, okay, cool. Jimmy so one of the fans episode titles from last season. Do you know about this . I did. I heard about this. Jimmy okay, all right. Go ahead. Jimmy these are the episode titles for the season. If you look at the first letter of each hold on. Im not good this is why i could never be a weatherman. If you look at the first letter you can see it says, fringsback, which is obviously gus fring, the drug kingpin and chicken store owner. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers a im looking for him. Hes coming back. Jimmy have you talked to him . No. I havent. But i imagine that because they let it out, or they didnt mean to. They didnt think everyone would scrutinize the show that closely. Jimmy yeah. And yet they did that anyway. They did it. The cats out of the bag. So i imagine hell be in the first moment. Thats what i lets go. Jimmy okay. Get to it. Jimmy all right. Hes one of the greatest characters in the history of television. It would be great to have him yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how old are you, may i ask . Is it rude . No, im 53. Jimmy 53 years old. Are you a fan of the Kardashian Family . [ laughter ] i is that the the family of mermaids . Jimmy no, no, no. Theyre not mermaids. I dont know, maybe they are mermaids, now that i think of it, perhaps. Ive heard of them. Jimmy okay. Like i said, ive been out of the country for a few weeks. Thats true. Remember that comedy riff i di coming back i see donald trump is everywhere. Jimmy yeah. Is he having a hard time these days . The apprentice, wonderful show. He seems to be pimping it. Jimmy i think they moved on. I dont know whats going on. Jimmy quick kardashian quiz, lets see what you really know. Which kardashian was married to lamar odom . The basketball player . Johnny. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. That would be khloe. Close. Jimmy which jenner won an olympic gold medal . Lawrence. Jimmy no. Rick . Jimmy this one you should know crate lin jimmy well, technically bruce jimmy yes, one of those two answers is correct. [ applause ] jimmy what is the name oh. Youre not going to know this one. I know a couple things. Clothing store the kardashians own . Are you kidding me . [ laughter ] jimmy thats right. Is it in jcpenney . Dude. Jimmy its a standalone. I wouldnt have yeah. Jimmy name one of kim and kanyes kids. Im not saying guess their names. You get to name one of kim and kanyes kids. Oh, okay. King royalty. Jimmy thats exactly right [ cheers and applause ] to hell with it. You didnt do that well. 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You came out here faster than any guest ever. Maybe because im nervous i just ran out. Jimmy or maybe its because medalist. And youve inherited some of the fastest genes in the world. Sure, lets say that. Jimmy did you watch the olympics together . No. We never did. And like i wish we did because i feel like thats a really good idea. Jimmy yeah, it is a good idea. Probably really smart. Jimmy i feel you guys ignore the fact that your father won a gold medal. We dont ignore it. I ran track when i was a kid. My whole middle school life. I ran track, my dad was the coach. Jimmy what events did you run . I was short distance, 100, 200. Jimmy your dad was the coach. Yeah. Jimmy thats a solid coach to have. He coached me like for high jump and stuff. And i was like the best high jumper in my class. Jimmy you were. Can you still high jump . I havent done it since. Im not too sure. Jimmy can you jump over guillermo . Maybe. [ laughter ] we could try. Jimmy this magazine is heavier than you, i think. Are you happy with the way it came out . Im so happy, honestly. Like i cant even believe im here. Month and issue and everything. Its the craziest thing. Jimmy i didnt know that thing about the month that one month was a bigger month than the other months. Crazy. Feels like a dream. Jimmy this is an honor in the modeling industry and the pictures are really beautiful photographs. What are you thinking when youre posing for a photo like that . Whats going through your head at this very moment . Honestly, i shot with some amazing photographers. Merton marcus shot and it they are so awesome and make every woman feel so amazing and beautiful and powerful. So when i got this photo, when i allgucci outfit, i felt so sick in it. I felt really good jimmy you were sick . Sick in a good way. Jimmy remember im old, i dont know i vomited all over that jacket. Sorry, gucci. No, no. I felt so good in it. And i had just cut my hair. That was the day i cut my hair. I was feeling out the vibe. Jimmy why would you cut your hair on the day you have your vogue photo shoot . They wanted me to and i i had talked about cutting my hair super short. Jimmy do you get to decide what your hair is going to look like in that situation . Or people around you, no, you have to do this, your hair is a national treasure, we must protect it . What was really nice about the situation is we collaborated. So they kind of wanted something and i looked at the idea and i was like what if we did this . We kind of all collaborated. Theres a few obstacles i had to get through to approve it with certain people and stuff like that. Jimmy right, yeah, thats weird. I really like it. Jimmy it looks great. You realize how strange that is to be in a position in your life where people weigh in on your hair and what its going to be like. Usually you just go to the supercuts and thats that. [ laughter ] so you recently moved in directly across the street from me. Were neighbors. Jimmy i mean, like were closer than guillermo and i are right now. And you havent visited yet which youre welcome to come. So sorry. I heard youre a chef. Jimmy i do some cooking. I want you to make some food, im really offended you havent invited me over yet. Vogue . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] well invite you over to the house to eat something. Now i feel like its a pity invite. Jimmy it is a pity invite. [ laughter ] but our neighbors were up in arms when you moved onto the block. What do you mean . Jimmy there was a whole thing with emails that went on. No bad . Jimmy yeah, bad. No jimmy no, before you got there. It caused a lot of ruckus on our street. Commotion. Stalkers and theres a lot going on. Jimmy the neighbors all seem to blame me for this development. Really . Jimmy somehow. Its so strange. When i moved in, my mom was like super nervous about me moving into a home by myself, for whatever im like, no, its okay, Jimmy Kimmel Lives across the street. Maybe if anything ever goes down hell save my life. Jimmy yeah im the captain of the neighborhood watch. [ laughter ] i will shuffle down in my underpants and take care of whatever is going on. Are you setting in . Yeah, i am. Yeah. Jimmy do you like having your own house and not having the family around . Its a lot. I lived in a condo by myself before. And that was just smaller and a lot less than what i have now. Jimmy right. Its different. But its fun. I really like it. I wanted like space and a pool. Jimmy right, yeah. Do you keep the place clean . Are you a slob . Im ocd, im the biggest neat freak ever, im cleaning with my maids when they come over to clean, scrubbing the floors. Jimmy that must tickle them to death. [ laughter ] you can come over to clean our house if you need to clean house. Id love to. Im not kidding. I go over to my friends houses and clean. Jimmy do they like that . Or find it insulting . Some like it. My little sister, she thinks shes like organized messy is what she calls it. Jimmy thats what i call myself. But it really means im a slob. Yeah, right. So she hates it but thats a sister. Sisters, everybodys famous in the family, everybody in the whole family is famous. I cant imagine how embarrassing it would be to not be famous in your family. No. Jimmy but when you share news about like the vogue magazine, for instance, did they do you have to tell them right away before its announced . Do people find things out from other sources . This i actually really wanted to keep a secret from like everyone. I think my mom was the only one who knew. Jimmy really . I snuck up on kim. I told kim. Jimmy did you not want to tell kim . Because why . I wanted it to be a surprise for not e my family. Jimmy i see. I wanted it to be super special. Jimmy do they get annoyed if they learn something, find something out thats important in the life, in your lives, that you didnt know about personally . You cant really blame everyone. Theres so many of us that its hard to like sometimes you want it to be personal and you dont want to send it in a group chat, whatevers happening in the news, whatever. So i think that its hard for everyone to get to every Single Family member. So when the issue or the storyline or whatever is not that big, i feel like its just whatever. Fewer kardashians so you would get more attention . Never. I love having a big family, its the best thing in the world. You always have someone to talk to. If you have this kind of an issue, you can go to this person, whatever. Jimmy this is why you moved into your own place when you were 12. [ laughter ] it can be a lot sometimes. I like to have space. Jimmy welcome to the neighborhood. If you need navigation, let me know. Are you available for babysitting . You still are only 20 years old. Yes. Of course. Jimmy that would be wonderful. Good to see you. Kendall jenner, everybody. Vogue is on newsstands now. . Keeping up with the kardashians . Airs sunday nights at 9 00 on e be right back with Kiefer Sutherland. [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy his debut album is called . Down in a hole. . Here with the song . Cant stay . . . Walking in the wrong direction . . . Walking in the wrong direction know i should be walking home . . Smart enough to know much better aint tough enough to be alone . . Oh i cant stay away . . Got me wrapped around your finger pulling strings to play my heart . . You fill the night with conversation then turn the . Oh i cant stay away oh i cant stay away . Oh i cant stay away . Watch my wheels fall off track . . Did you think id let you down did you think id get you baby . . Off my back ooh off my back . . . . I can feel your blood run through me im standing on a Mountain High . . Sent to heaven on the devils wings couldnt stop her if i tried . . Oh i cant stay away oh i cant stay away . . . . [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much jimmy wow, that was great, how about that. Kiefer sutherland, ery the mans talents know no bounds. Thank you very much, kiefer. Thanks. The album is called down in a hole. Id also like to thank bob odenkirk, Kendall Jenner, miles brown, thanks to the band, you sounded great. Apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. This is nightline. Tonight, early release. Former stanford swimmer brock turner convicted sex offender, walks out of jail after serving less than half his short sentence for sexual assault. New details from that night which continues to haunt the survivor. Every time she sees a tall blond man with short hair from behind, shes going to be fearful that thats him. How this may change californias criminal laws. . Everybody was kung fu fighting . Plus the tradition of kung fu fighting didnt start with the 1974 karl douglas song. Bob woodruff takes us to a village in fighting where all

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