Tonight . [ cheers and applause ] he may be running a little late because there was some traffic in the hudson river. [ laughter ] but besides that [ light laughter ] lets get to some news here. Donald trump gave a big speech on immigration last night. And during the speech, he said that mexico is 100 going to pay for his, quote, beautiful border wall. [ light laughter ] mexicans were like, wait, you never said it was g who do we write the check out to . Trump actually went into much more detail describing the wall, and i gotta say it sounds pretty impressive. Check it out. On day one, we will begin working on an impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful southern border wall. Including above and below ground sensors thats the tunnels. Jimmy below and above and on top of the wall, another wall. [ laughter ] twice as tall super tall wall [ applause ] you never seen a wall this tall. Ask paul, hes holding a ball. And Rudy Giuliani spoke at Donald Trumps rally last night after he got back from mexico and debuted a new campaign hat. This is real. We did not make this up. It reads, make mexico great again also. [ laughter ] steve also. Jimmy yeah, also. Well, they didnt stop [ laughter ] they didnt stop there. Thats a real hat. Steve really . Jimmy they didnt stop there. They also debuted another hat that says, oh, yeah, i guess we better make canada great again, too, while were at it in addition to the United States and mexico. [ cheers and applause ] then they released yet another one which reads, oh, and japan so just to recap lets make America Great again, then also mexico, canada as well if theres time, and japan can stay the same. [ laughter and applause ] then they released one final hat, which read, oh, crap, i totally forgot about england. They just did the whole brexit thing. Ugh. All right, so here we go, from the top. Lets make mexico, england, and America Great again. Canada if theres time. Japan, same. Got it . Great. Thanks for reading this hat. [ cheers and applause ] its a tall hat. Its a wall hat. [ light laughter ] some news out of europe. There were reports that a frost in frances champagne region could cause a worldwide champagne shortage. [ audience oohs ] so if youre worried about a a champagne shortage, congratulations on having an otherwise pretty great life. [ laughter and applause ] i cant even watch the news. Florida to cuba this week, marking the first commercial flight to cuba since 1961. [ scattered cheers ] people said that they couldnt believe the third world conditions, but then they got off the jetblue plane and were, like, finally, were in cuba. [ laughter ] give me champagne. Blue chips . No thanks. Did you guys see this . Tom brady got a new haircut. [ cheers ] apparently, people online are making fun of it for looking i dont know. Take a look. This is real. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] like j. T. T. Steve yeah. Jimmy i dont think its that bad. Well, a lot of other nfl quarterbacks are chiming in on his new look. For example, drew brees from the saints said, seems like a a totally normal haircut to me. [ laughter and applause ] Aaron Rodgers from the packers said, i dont know what the big deal is, he looks great. [ laughter ] and finally, Russell Wilson from the seahawks said, i mean, maybe its a little they got his back. And finally, a pretty big scandal here. A sperm donor in georgia, who has fathered 36 children, recently admitted to lying on his application about his high iq. After hearing this story, ryan lochte said, dad . [ laughter ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Guys, its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night meg ryan will be here. [ cheers and applause ] that should be fun. Love meg ryan. Were gonna play a game of pictionary. So that should be cool. Plus we have nick kroll and john mulaney, who are super funny. [ cheers and applause ] theyre gonna be on broadway. And i love magic. This guy is unbelievable. Magician dan white will be joining us. Steve oh jimmy its going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] hes great. Tonight, we have a fun, fun show. We love it when he stops by. His brand new daytime show, harry, premiers september 12th. Harry connick, jr. Is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] funny dude, talented dude, nice guy. Steve nice guy. Jimmy plus, this guy is unbelievable. The greatest olympian of all time. Michael phelps [ cheers and applause ] michaels going to tell us about his recordbreaking performance in rio, and then he and i are going to square off in a game of egg russian roulette. So you dont want to miss that. Its gonna be a good one. And we have great music. Zara larsson is here, you guys. Steve yeah jimmy shes fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] lush life. You want to hear a taste of zara . Steve bust it. Jimmy here you go. Im gonna bust it out. . I live my day live my day as if there was no past . . Doin it all night all summer doin it the way i wanna . . Jimmy elliptical machine. Steve yeah. Jimmy elliptical machine. . Fantastic. Zara larsson. Love her. [ cheers and applause ] shes great. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go [ cheers and applause ] . Hashtags hashtags . . Jimmy you guys are on twitter, right . You guys on twitter . [ cheers and applause ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week. So if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So, since the College School year is starting and students are moving in with their new roommates, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called my roommate is weird. [ light laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird, or we got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. , so thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i had some weird roommates. Did you have weird roommates . Steve my brothers. Jimmy yeah. They are weird, yeah, yeah. No, i love your brothers. I just thought id share some of my favorite my roommate is weird tweets that i liked for you guys. Here we go. First one from nickstratmann. He says, my College Roommate would snapchat pics of me every morning with the caption, the sweet prince sleeps. thats creepy. My roommate is creepy. This one is from trevorbotting. He says, roommate said to call him radar, cause its what everyone calls me. met many of his friends, never heard any of them call him that. [ laughter and applause ] you know radar . Steve yeah. Jimmy how long have you known radar . Steve who . Whos radar . Jimmy you talking about kevin . Steve ive known kevin all my life. Jimmy hey, how you doing man . Steve hows it going . Who . Radar . Do you know radar . Jimmy i never heard is that a dog . Steve no, thats what kevin calls himself. Jimmy kevin calls himself radar . Steve yeah. Thats what all of his friends call him. They call him radar. Jimmy why do they call him that . Steve i dont know, thats what kevin told me. He said, hey, you know what . You should call me the name that every one of my friends call me, and that name is radar. Which is a palindrome. Spelled the same backwards and forwards. [ light laughter ] jimmy can i ask you a weird question . Steve sure. Jimmy do you every think realize that we have [ laughter ] steve wait a second, radar . Jimmy radar [ applause ] hey, buddy. This next one is from timdrake. He says, i found a baggy of cheese cubes in the shower. When i asked my roommate about it, he said, oh, its just my shower cheese. [ laughter ] steve oh, thats the bathroom cheese . Jimmy gross. Its just my shower cheese. Ew. Gosh. This ones from billyparchman. He says, my College Roommate decided to hang upside down from the bunk bed. When i came in he said, im batman and the rail broke. [ laughter and applause ] this ones from aubreyelizabeth. She says, i had a roommate who used to sketch her boyfriend in his boxers while he posed on my bed. [ audience groans ] steve at least he was in his boxers. His head. Steve have you seen my shower cheese . Jimmy whats that . [ laughter ] this last one here. We have yetwelive. He says, i had a roommate who always ate cereal in the morning sitting on the toilet. Lid down, just using it as a a chair. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Those are tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with more jimmy hey, guys. I want to tell you about this cool thing mastercard is doing called masterpass. Masterpass is a simple, secure way to pay online, in app, or in the store from your bank. Just enter your card and shipping info once and youre done. No more filling out forms at checkouts. All you have to do is masterpass it and get on with your day. Super easy to pay for a meal, purchase items online, or even dont just buy it, masterpass it. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it keepsclean. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a talented actor as well as a a multiple grammy Award Winning musician who is hosting a new syndicated daytime show called harry which premiers september 12th. Hes my favorite. Check your local listings. Please welcome Harry Connick jr. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Harry Connick jr. Thank you. Jimmy looking good, buddy. Thanks man the guys sound great. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you. Yeah the roots, cant beat the roots. Yeah they sound fantastic. No yall sound you sound amazing, youre lucky to have those guys. Jimmy i, i know. Yeah pretty, pretty great i was fascinated with that shower cheese. Jimmy yeah. I left these i left it back there for you in the dressing room. I actually coincidentally brought you something. Jimmy you did . This isnt shower cheese. This, this is bath cheese. Jimmy thats so nice. Yeah. Jimmy thank you so much. I had that in my bath that i took before the show. [ laughter ] jimmy you are so thoughtful, and i dont know what to say. Im going, im going to put it over here. Thats fine. Jimmy thank you so much. [ laughter ] i really appreciate that. Wait. I got a lot to talk to you about. Okay. Jimmy this is a giant thing. You have a new daytime show jimmy this is september 12th it premiers. Are you nervous . Are you excited . Im so excited i cant even stand it. Ive never really been the nervous type, you know. Jimmy right. And i performed for years and years and years and i was jimmy youre like a cool customer. Well, i feel like very comfortable in front of people, just like you do, just like the roots do. Just like most people who are in our business. Jimmy yeah. And Nbc Universal was kind enough to let me take a chance on doing a show. Which we think is a little bit different than some of the other things on in daytime. I have my own band with me. Ma ten guys . Yeah, we have ten guys too, and its a band i travel with and tour with. So we can play music at any time. Its very spontaneous. Justin and eric stangel, who you know. Jimmy the stangel brothers come letterman. Ive known them for years. Yeah, they are incredible. They are our executive producers. Jimmy ah. So were having fun and its on sold in 100 percent of the country. Jimmy i mean thats giant. Thats a big deal. Super fun. Were so fired up. Jimmy i think you know my that we have a guy oh, yeah sure, we can clap for that. Our lighting director designer whats phils occupation . What is . Hes just here. Phil, he does all the lights for saturday night live, phil hymes hes a legend, hes the greatest guy. And hes the best. He saw your pilot, and he he did the lighting for it. Jimmy oh, he did the lighting . Yup. Jimmy and all he did was talk to he goes, this guy, harry, is unbelievable. This guy. Jimmy he is so and i go, harry . And he goes hes got a show, hes great i go harry who . I dont know who youre talking im like harry styles . N about. Hes like no, he plays piano. He plays yeah, hes getting mad at me. Hes like he plays piano. He goes hes so quick. Hes got it. I know it ive seen it. Ive been around for so long. This guys got it. So you got the thumbs up from phil. You asked me before if i ever got nervous, so, when i saw that this man was doing the lighting for my pilot. You know the pilot is, they shoot that, and they try to use that to sell the show around the country. And i wanted to be, you know, having a good time like any time, and this guy, lets just say that hes very hes a a serious guy. For, like, the hip parade in 1943 i think. Like at jimmy oh, no. Have you ever seen his did you see his nbc id . Oh, yeah, its like a a scroll. Jimmy yes, its a scroll. Yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] no but its [ talking over each other ] hes been, hes been around for a while. Jimmy its unbelievable. Hes been at nbc over 50 years. But hes you know, hes serious, and when a guy like that pays you a compliment, no matter how sort of roundabout it is jimmy yep. You really, really take it to heart. He came up to me afterwards and he said something, like, i didn before you came today, but i tell ya what, that was, that was pretty good. [ laughter ] and im like he loves me jimmy he doesnt mess around. Yeah. Jimmy and what is the set like . What does it look like . What like so the set is i think its the coolest that ive seen. Your set is pretty darn cool, by the way. Jimmy thank you, yeah. But this set is really cool. Its the biggest set i think in manhattan. We have a lot of space to, to run around and play music and do all kinds of stuff. The show is very, very spontaneous. We dont plan much at all, but oh, you have a picture . Oh cool. I hope yall like it. Youve got to tell us what you think. Jimmy i think its gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. And no jimmy look at that. Yeah. You can turn those into anything. And thats where i talk to the guest. And we can do all kinds of stuff like cooking over there, and the band is over here. Jimmy yeah i saw you did parade magazine, which i love that, love that parade. Oh yeah. Jimmy i read it all the time, i cant i just flip through it, and i saw you barbecuing on it. And i go oh hes probably going to do cooking stuff. Are you a barbecue guy . I love to barbecue. You barbecue too, right . Jimmy i just got a a unbelievable grill, its like insane, but like its called a a kalamazoo. I know it well. Thats an expensive grill. Kalamazoo makes some serious, serious grills. Jimmy some of them are too serious for me. The thing about the more money you spend jimmy i make like, burgers and hot dogs. I mean, thats awesome on a a regular, you know, normal, like, weber grill. Jimmy yeah. The thing about those expensive grills is i think the maintenance is a little bit more too, right . Jimmy yeah. Its a gas grill, right . But then it has drawer in the top and i can put charcoal in the drawer or i think, like, sticks . Yeah, sure. [ laughter ] jimmy put some sticks in there. Thats some real smoking terminology, though. Sticks. Jimmy sticks. But see i dont really cook as much grill stuff like hot dogs and hamburgers. I like to slow cook meat. So i have a smoker that was made down in humble, texas by this Company Called pit maker. And you know ill take a big giant brisket, 1617 pounds and cook it all day. Jimmy really . Like 8 hours yeah and jimmy in a smoker . And ill smoke it all day long. Jimmy you know how to do it . I do. I love it. I love it. Jimmy you and snoop dogg. Yeah. Jimmy smoking all day long. Absolutely. Jimmy he should have his own line of smokers. Thats a good idea. For sure. But the initial cost of his is a lot less, but cumulatively it probably adds up to a lot more than my smoker. Jimmy i just bake my meat now. [ laughter ] i wonder if you can do that . Like you just cut off a really small piece of brisket . Im not going to experiment so when we see the show, when we tune in, what do we get to see . Are you coming out and tell jokes . Are you going to just interview celebrities or . I tell a lot of stories about things, you know, that happened to me or things that ive experienced. And then we have celebrities. Like, our first week, we have sandra bullock, and renee zelleweger. Jimmy oh, come on. Terrence howard, and Russell Crowe we have some really great guests. And then the cool thing is, because im the guy who writes the music for the show, we can just play music at any time. Jimmy you wrote the bumpers. Theyre called bumpers. Like when you the studio audience is lucky, because you get to hear the whole song, but the people at home dont get to hear it. But its just the music that leads you into the commercial and then out of the commercial. So im the guy who writes all that stuff. Jimmy you know quest, you wrote all those bumpers right, when we first started. Questlove we all did. Jimmy you all did yeah. You took most of the credit, though. [ laughter ] questlove thanks, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy the important thing is, the important thing is there will be music. So i will man on the street stuff, and you know jimmy what were doing, too, were celebrating a a lot of everyday folks. When i go across the country and i tour, i meet these amazing people. Like, we have a section called a segment called harrys leading ladies, and its really fun because these are amazing women that you may not know if youre not in their community. Jimmy yeah. And we get to celebrate them and, you know its really fun. Jimmy i cant its really cool. Jimmy i cant wait for this thing. Im excited for it. I was thinking about you i go every time time we have you here, we ask you to like play something, we have big a grand piano, Something Like that, and you ever wanted to play anything on like a tiny keyboard . Because thats wow. Jimmy ive never seen you do that. And i dont even know what this thing sounds like. I dont even know how to turn it on, to be honest i think it might be on. Yeah. Wow. . Theres not a lot of room here. Jimmy no, but thats exciting. This is exciting, for you. . . Not a lot of room, but im having fun. . . 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Narrator funded by Kelly Ayottes special interests backers, the ads attacking Maggie Hassan on the heroin crisis have been called despicable, a vile smear, and trash. The truth. David dubois Maggie Hassan has been handson working with local police and community organizations. Narrator working across the aisle to secure millions in emergency funding for treatment and recovery. Susan mckeown Maggie Hassan. Mark mitchell to governor hassan, im Maggie Hassan and i approve this message. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by the most decorated athlete in the history of the olympics. [ cheers and applause ] he just dominated his fifth summer games, and retires at the United States of america. Everyone please welcome, the best to ever do it, Michael Phelps [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy Michael Phelps oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy congratulations. Thank you. This is awesome. Jimmy thank you for coming back. Thank you for coming to see us. Thank you for [ cheers ] does it feel good, does it feel good to come back home and hear how nuts we all went for you . Honestly, its just like jimmy you know, we went nuts for you. The support that weve seen and felt over the last couple of weeks has been insane. And i cant thank yall who have supported me through everything. [ cheers and applause ] its amazing. Its absolutely incredible. And i dont know if its like jimmy do you feel this feeling when youre in the pool, when youre in the pool, and youre in rio and you go like, theres like, a country rooting for me right now. [ laughter ] of crazy people that are just sending you the best vibes, like, you gotta do it, michael come on well, like, for me, like, as a kid i always wanted to wear the stars and stripes, and i wanted to represent our country on international territory, and [ cheers ] you know, for that, i knew i had to be top two in the country. So i was like, all right, well, this could be a tough journey, but well get there. And jimmy where were you at that time in your head . I was 11. Jimmy 11. [ laughter ] and where were you living . Baltimore. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy and did you have a a Swimming Pool in the back [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt have a a pool . No, no, no. We had a, we had a pool that i grew up in, in Mount Washington right down the street from where i lived. And thats, thats kind of where i swam for, i dont know, 15 years of my life. Jimmy yeah, heres this 14yearold Michael Phelps. Oh, my gosh, thats [ laughter ] ooh. Jimmy look at that little guy. [ applause ] some not flattering photos. Jimmy thats it. Oh, man. You gotta go back. You gotta go, he became this. No. Jimmy look at this guy. [ cheers and applause ] im not going back. No way. You. I was going crazy for you. I loved it, and then, and then came oh, here it comes, yep. The infamous question. [ laughter ] jimmy the face . The stare . Yeah. Jimmy the face. [ light laughter ] you, i mean the worst, no, the worst is, the worst is i was sitting in the ready room, and i remember, like, i always notice two cameras in the upper right hand corner right before we walked out. And im like, sitting there, like, spitting water, like, a face, i was like, yep. Thats on camera. [ laughter ] like yep. Jimmy thats gonna be everywhere. Yeah, someone will pick that one up tomorrow. [ light laughter ] jimmy but i mean, you were just, into something, and youre making the maddest face. And oh, my gosh. In fact, let me just see if you know [ laughter ] [ applause ] that dude. That dude. Yeah, i was. Jimmy i mean, behind you, how could you even, i cant freaked out about this dude behind me. [ laughter ] that not only is he gonna beat me swimming, hes going to murder me as well. [ laughter ] but then you got out there, and you came out, and youre like, yeah, whats up . Yeah, yeah. And you, you flopped a couple arm flops. Gimme the back slap. You got it . You got it in you . Jimmy no, you do this back slap thing. I loved it it was like [ cheers ] but you, it was awesome. I was like, its like your arms like ten feet long. [ laughter ] like fantastic four. It was like 3d. Everyones getting slapped by your hand. [ laughter ] it was the but why do you do it . Just to warm i literally have done it since i was 11yearsold. Jimmy describe rio for me. Describe brazil. Because you said nice things about them when you were leaving. Yeah. Jimmy how was your experience, cause i think, this is your fifth olympics . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy so, you had five olympics to go to, i feel like every olympics before people go in they go, so not ready. Oh, i dont know if im gonna do it, man. Every year theres something that like, everyone writes about and like talks about before you get there. I mean, i thought it was great. The people were awesome, they did the best they could. And you know, it was uh, i mean i thought it was great. Like the people were so supportive of all of us. They were excited in the stands. They were excited in the village. Jimmy like when you walked down the streets, cause you had the olympic village, right . Mmhmm. Jimmy and then you just walk around in your usa sweats . Yeah, we uh, i would eat at the dining hall once a day, in the afternoon. Usa . We have like, we also say like, a designated section that we sit in. Jimmy you sat at the cool table. We all, yeah we all picked the cool table to go to. So were like, the swimmers always eat together. So we kind of pick a table rate when we walk in. But, its kind of a mad house in there. Jimmy but when walk down the streets, are people there routing for you . cause they know who you are, i mean, even if youre wearing the hoodie. Now you cant even do that. Now everyone knows that. Jimmy everyone knows that, thats your secret disguise. [ laughter ] that guy cant walk around at all. But, did you go out to eat . Or did you just focus on . No, i mean, as soon as i got done swimming, i checked into the hotel with my family and left like a day later. Two days later. Jimmy that was it, yeah. cause other people chose other things to do. [ laughter ] and uh, you didnt do that. [ cheers and applause ] they didnt cc you . They didnt cc you on the invite clearly. I didnt get the memo. Jimmy you didnt get the memo. You couldve let them know but the uh, when you talk to ryry let him know that were always available. He can come talk to me whenever he wants. Okay, okay. Jimmy i want to hear the whole scoop. And tell him that hes welcome to come here, cause id love to hear the full scoop of that. Cause i want to hear the story. I got to say, my big story that i took, cause when you said, thats it, this is my last olympics. And i go, you were choked up, i was choked up, the world was too. cause we were just watching it like, wait what . Boxes to be had. I mean theres many more, covers of magazines. And then you go, and then uh, i saw your beautiful wife and your beautiful baby. Yeah. Jimmy look at this, baby boom. I mean, hes awesome. [ applause ] jimmy i mean, thats, i go maybe i get it then i guess. I dont know. Yeah, you know for me, after 2012 like, i took about a year and a half off, and i realized i still had it, and i wanted to and i was doing it for me, and thats it. And i wanted to kind of put the cherry on top of the cake, and finish how i wanted to. Cause i never want to have that like, 20 years down the road, i say, what if . Jimmy yeah. And coming back how i did, going through the ups and downs that i had through the come back, theres no better way to cap off a 24 year career. And you know, being able to have boomer and nicole in the stands. Jimmy i love boomer. Whyd you name him boomer . Honestly. Jimmy boomer esiason. We heard the name, and we didnt want like, a normal name. I brought it up to nicole and she was like ah, it sounds kind of cool. Jimmy boomer. Boomer, yeah. Jimmy you didnt have a a second option . Boomer, like boom boom. [ laughter ] we had no second option. So once we picked that, we were like jimmy youre a cool kid, yeah, there goes boomer. Its a cool kid. I mean, hes definitely going to be the cool kid. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I mean, he went from 5,000 followers, i run his account. Photos when were not always together, and she sends them over, and i post them. But its like, i mean he went from 5,000 followers in like late june to, i think i just looked, he has like 660,000 followers. [ laughter ] its insane. Boomers like, the most followed baby in the world. [ laughter ] 16 weeks. Jimmy hes running. Hes running facebook now. Which is great. No, i jumped in the photo, cause i had to grab him, i had to smell his little head. I know, theres Nothing Better than a babyll its incredible. Jimmy baby head, aw, hes so cute. Oh my god, hes a cute baby. Hes gotta be psyched. And now you guys, of what ive heard, but i dont even know if the rumors are true, but are you going to phoenix, no scottsdale, arizona . We live in arizona, yeah. Jimmy so youre going to go to arizona, is that, youre going to kind of retire, because youre 31yearsold. But youre going to go to there, and just do what . Golf . [ laughter ] so, that would be a nice life right . Jimmy yeah. So, i am volunteering a for the swim team. Just helping out, traveling a a little bit here and there. Um, golfing, were getting married at the end of the year. [ cheers and applause ] a very busy year. Jimmy i mean thats a lot of stuff. But were excited and pumped, and the little man gets to travel everywhere with us so its pretty awesome. Jimmy uh, the michaelphelpsfoundation. Org. Do you want to tell us a little bit about that . One thing for me is, is like, theres an important thing that we all need to learn is water safety, but also, teaching kids to live healthy and active life styles. Drowning for children under the age of 14 is the second highest cause of death and that needs to change. And i think were almost in, i think about ten states before we get to every single state where we have a swim program in each state. Um, working internationally with special olympics, boys and girls club, and this is something im passionate about, because swimmings been a part of my life for so long. Im out of the pool, competitively, but im still helping. And this is something that needs to change, and we are going to do it day by day. [ cheers and applause ] like the only reason i ever got in the water was, my mom just wanted me to learn how to swim. And my sisters and myself, fell in love with the sport, and we decided to swim. And you know, just being able to be comfortable in the water is what we want. As many kids as we can. I know in arizona, leading into olympic trials there was nine or ten children had died by the month of june this year. In drowning incidents, and that a lot of time now. [ laughter ] so, i have a full plate. A lot of work to do, but its something i enjoy. Jimmy well i hope to see you maybe at some of these charity events. Yes, yes. Jimmy well do a pro am. Golf together. Or Something Like that. I would love too. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know we have uh, we play a lot of games on the show and i was just wondering, maybe if you had time, maybe, i know youre very, very busy, but would you like to which one are we playing today . Event . [ cheers ] i know you won 23 gold medals. Which one you got . Jimmy which one you got . Which, oh, oh, oh, oh [ cheers and applause ] oh, daniel Michael Phelps and i are playing egg russian roulette after the break stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ] norman thats a lot of vitamins there, harold. Harold oh, im stocking up before kelly ayotte gets her way on medicare. Norman what do you mean . Harold well, she wants to privatize medicare, turn it into a Voucher Program thatll cost families big time. Harold gotta keep my Family Strong because ayotte also wants to raise the medicare eligibility age. Norman ohhh. I think maybe ill pick up a few too. Narrator tell kelly ayotte oppose medicare privatization. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are here with Michael Phelps [ cheers and applause ] he just completed the most dominant career of any olympic athlete in history. Now he and i are going head to head in a game of egg russian roulette. Higgins, would you like to explain how this works . Steve yes, james hey, higgins. Steve hello. Aw, look how cute. Yeah, there you go. Steve here in my hand i have one dozen eggs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] beautifully arranged swimming style. Boiled. Eight jimmy thank you. Sorry. Steve eight of them dont eat them. Eight of them have been hard boiled. Four of them are still raw. [ light laughter ] you and michael will take turns selecting one egg at a time and smashing it upon the top of your head. You wont know which is which one until you smack em jimmy all right, all right. Steve choose an egg. You must smash that egg on your head. No putbacks. First one to smash two raw eggs on their head loses. Michael, as the guest of the show, you shall choose the first egg. Jimmy ooh, that one, really . Steve good luuuuck [ cheers ] jimmy theres a good right here . Jimmy yeah, thats good. Right there on the hair line. Yeah. Right in the hair line. Oh, man, im nervous. [ laughter ] jimmy i love seeing Michael Phelps nervous. This is great. [ cheers ] come on, buddy. Yeah jimmy do it. Go for it. Its all i gotta do it all . Jimmy oh, you gotta do the whole thing. Come on, mike, should be hard boiled. Half of it. Trust me. [ laughter ] . Dude, you like [ laughter ] i felt it. I felt it all come out. Jimmy how about putting it in a pan instead of breaking your face . All right, here we go. Higbone. . [ light laughter ] yeah, you gotta get the flap in there. Jimmy flap it. [ applause ] yeah. Come on ooh, that ones red. That ones red. Jimmy im gonna go with the red guy. [ light laughter ] i feel good about this. I feel fantastic. Y d you do. Jimmy i feel great about this. Okay. All right, lets go. Jimmy whats up, dude . Nothing, this is awesome. Jimmy see it now. . [ cheers and applause ] feel good woo hoo hoo 23 gold, but youre not gonna get the gold here, buddy. Oh, god. Jimmy youre gonna get golden yolks [ laughter ] man. I like, keep looking for, like, little hints. Jimmy no, theres no hints. Theyre all painted. Theres little faces painted on them. All right. Steve ah jimmy hows it feel . Yes. Yes, yes, yes [ audience aws ] . Oh our thank you to the greatest olympic athlete of all time. Michael phelps [ cheers and applause ] zara larsson performs after the break. 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[ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy tonights musical guest is a swedish pop star whose u. S. Debut album is out this fall. Performing lush life please welcome zara larsson [ cheers and applause ] . . I live my day as if it was the last live my day as if there was no past . . Doin it all night all summer doin it the way i wanna . Out til the dawn but i wont be done when morning comes . . Doin it all night all summer gonna spend it like no other . . It was a crush but i couldnt couldnt get enough . . It was a rush but i gave it up it was a crush . . Now i might have went and said too much but thats all it was so i gave it up . . I live my day as if it was live my day as if there was no past . . Doin it all night all summer doin it the way i wanna . . Yeah imma dance my heart out til the dawn but i wont be done when morning comes . . Doin it all night all summer gonna spend it like no other . . It was a crush i kept saying imma stay in touch . . But that thing went bust so i gave it up ooh . Im just better off without them cuffs . . Yeah the sun wont set on us ooh ooh ooh oh yeah . . Went low went high still waters run dry gotta get back in the groove . . I aint ever worry went low went high what matters is now . . Getting right back in the mood . . I live my day as if it was the last livey . Doin it all night all summer doin it the way i wanna . . Yeah imma dance my heart out til the dawn but i wont be done when morning comes . . Doin it all night all summer gonna spend it like no other . . Now ive found another crush the lush lifes given me a rush . . Had one chance to make me blush second time is one too late . . Now ive found given me a rush . . Had one chance to make me blush second time is one too late . . . I live my day as if it was the last live my day as if there was no past . . Doin it all night all summer doin it the way i wanna . . Yeah imma dance my heart out til the dawn but i wont be done when morning comes all summer gonna spend it like no other . . But now ive found another crush the lush lifes given me a rush . . Had one chance to make me blush the second time is one too late . . Now ive found another crush the lush lifes given me a rush . . Had one chance to make me blush second time is one too late . . Jimmy awesome that was awesome. Thank you, thank you [ cheers and applause ] that was awesome. Thank you so much. Jimmy zara larsson right there lush life is out now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] oh, fantastic New HampshireCollege Students are packing their backpacks and heading back to school. And thanks to kelly ayotte, along with the textbooks and pencils, many students are carrying more student loan debt. Ayotte voted to cut pell grants and to raise student Loan Interest rates. Because she sides with special interests looking out for their own bottom line, not our kids. For New Hampshire students and families, . Sleep number beds adjust on both sides for your best sleep ever. Dont miss the biggest sale of the year. Right now save 50 on the labor Day Limited Edition bed, plus 36month financing. Hurry, ends monday . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Harry Connick, jr. , Michael Phelps, zara larsson right here [ cheers and applause ] th philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight blake shelton, from the night of, actor michael k. Williams, music from blake shelton, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and mary timony. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, its good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Happy birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. He made a wish and blew out the candles, but then when he opened his eyes, he was still president. Birthday, Vice President joe biden tweeted out an image of friendship bracelets that someone had made for them. And then later today, donald trump tweeted a picture of the ones he made for Hillary Clinton. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] those are not friendship bracelets. [ cheers and applause ] starting to think you two arent really friends. A Fox News National poll found that people prefer Hillary Clinton to donald trump by ten points, while an msnbc poll found that Hillary Clinton has already been president for two years. [ laughter ] donald trump yesterday met with rnc officials, who reportedly grew so angry with trump during the meeting that they yelled at him, do you realize how badly youre screwing this up . Said trump, the best. [ laughter ] im screwing it up the best, right . [ applause ] because thats how i do things. Top shelf. So, after tonights show, late