Guys, i saw that there are now less than 100 days left until the president ial election. [ laughter ] or you can say there are now less than 100 days left, period. [ laughter ] i mean, it depends how you look at it. [ applause ] now that the conventions are over, things are starting to heat up here. I saw that apple ceo tim cook will hold a fundraiser later this month for Hillary Clinton. He had a long list of terms and conditions for the event, but [ laughter ] [ applause ] learn a lesson, i mean, come on. And donald trump is also out there campaigning. He was actually in colorado recently, where he posed for a a picture while he was holding two babies. [ light laughter ] one of them didnt seem too happy. Take a look at this. Yeah, thats [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats trump in the middle, by the way. [ laughter ] already given that baby a mean nickname. Hes like, cry baby billy already has a dirty diaper, sad. [ applause ] hes gotta control himself. Yesterday, trump sat down for an interview with george stephanopoulos, where he compared his own campaign with Hillary Clintons. But it seems like he got his facts a little mixed up. Check this out. I honestly believe if she told the truth cause she made some reference to my campaigning ive had a a beautiful ive had a a flawless campaign. Youll be writing books about this campaign, and yet shes criticizing my campaign. Now her campaign, she couldnt beat bernie. Well, she did beat him. Well, barely. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy barely. [ laughter ] wow. Who would have thought that the 1 would be standing up for bernie sanders, you know . [ light laughter ] during the same interview, trump also went after Michael Bloomberg for endorsing hillary. It got pretty personal at the end. Watch this. Michael bloombergs wanted known him, and guess what . He never had the guts to do it, and now i see this guy up on stage saying negative things. He knows nothing about me. Hes never been to my office. I dont know him well. You played golf together. Maybe once. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, big deal. I hit the ball a lot longer and a lot better. Jimmy okay, okay, yeah. I walked around with him for four hours one day, big deal. Whos going to remember that . [ applau [ applause ] yeah. Hes very small. [ light laughter ] hes like finding a pokemon when you hang out with him. [ light laughter ] of course, the summer olympics start this friday. [ cheers and applause ] and i read that the organizing committee for the games will stay aboard a docked cruise ship called the getaway, which will [ laughter ] this is real. [ light laughter ] the organizing committee, theyre going to stay aboard a its like a floating hotel. Yeah. cause nothing makes you feel safer about the olympics than the organizers staying in a a getaway boat. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you guys having fun over there . It looks really fun. Keep the engines running [ light laughter ] this isnt good here. The miss teen usa pageant is coming under fire for its lack of diversity after all five finalists looked very similar with blue eyes and blonde hair. Take a look at this. [ light laughter ] even their parents were like, which ones ours . [ laughter and this is just crazy. I saw that a skydiver in california just became the first person to jump out of a a plane from 25,000 feet without a parachute and land in a net. [ audience oohs ] or as Southwest Airlines calls that, business class. [ cheers and applause ] come back aim for the bullseye guys, this is very interesting here. According to a recent poll, a a majority of americans get in fact, its become such a a popular source of news that facebook started to print its own daily newspaper. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. We got the latest copy right here. Lets take a look at some facebook headlines. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . . Facebook headlines . . Jimmy the top story is facebook friend can catch 100 pokemon, but zero jobs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] next headline is, Dylan Mcdermott nudes posted by mom who thought status was search bar. [ laughter and applause ] common mistake. Steve big one. Jimmy thats 101. Next headline is brotherinlaw who rarely leaves his hometown declares hed never go to the rio olympics. [ applause ] oh, im never going to go there. All right, bro. [ laughter ] no way steve youll never catch me. Jimmy never catch me there, man. [ light laughter ] all right. Next one is triple divorced aunt thinks jojo from the bachelorette making the wrong [ cheers and applause ] thank you for appreciate it. And heres our last headline dog clearly doesnt enjoy costume. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] those are our facebook headlines, everybody. We have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh that is Tony Awardwinning actor and musician [ cheers and applause ] thats my man. Great to see you, buddy. Good to see you. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back to the show. His latest album leslie odom, jr. Debuted recently at number one on the billboard jazz chart. Thanks for being with us, pal. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy congrats on everything. Only album. Jimmy yeah. Made this an only album. Jimmy its fantastic. Its fantastic. Guys, it is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, Academy Awardnominated actor jonah hill will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good dude. Steve love him. Jimmy plus, later this week, aziz ansari will be here. [ cheers and applause ] miles teller, and steven tyler will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday i cannot wait for this. Were following the olympic opening ceremonies. Jerry seinfeld will be here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and seth rogen will be here as well [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen and i are going to face off in an epic lip sync battle. Thats friday. Dont want to miss that. I havent picked my songs yet. Im freaking out. Well, i just im trying to think of what hes going to do. And i got to steve you do counter programming . Jimmy exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] so smart. Also, were going to have great music from jason derulo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its a big show. But first, we have a great show tonight. He plays the joker. Hes fantastic in the giant new summer movie suicide squad. Jared leto is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy oh, hes good. Jimmy hes good and creepy. Yeah, hes scary, scary. Later in the show, jared and i are going to compete to win adorable puppies in a game [ audience aws ] we call pup quiz. [ cheers and applause ] plus, from the new Hbo Limited Series the night of, John Turturro is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] everybodys talking about that. Have you seen it yet . Steve i have not, but it is so good, yeah. Im only one episode in, so no spoilers. Steve heres what happens. Jimmy no, dont. You didnt even see it yeah. [ light laughter ] its phenomenal. Well talk to him about that. And we got great, great, great music here from Bishop Briggs, you guys. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] she can sing, sing, sing. Its fantastic. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet or other places, then sent in to us. I appreciate that, thank you. Our first screen grab was sent b decatur, illinois. She was on amazon looking for baby toys. Steve oh, great. Jimmy yeah, she saw this. Alphabet blocks. [ light laughter ] steve oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wtf. Steve wtf. Jimmy wtf. Steve yeah. Better learn it now, kid. Jimmy yeah, alphabet blocks. This next one was sent in by Daniela Solano murphy in san diego, california. She was watching her local news and spotted this important story. Recipe now made with real ingredients. [ cheers and applause ] what were what were we eating . What have we been eating for years . Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont understand what [ light laughter ] soylent green, yeah. Steve soylent green. Jimmy next one was sent in by Christopher Baker in corner brook, canada. He was shopping [ cheers ] really . [ laughter ] steve hey, corner brook. Canada jimmy oh, canada. Sure. [ laughter ] steve canada. Like, corner brook jimmy thats a little specific, yeah. He was shopping for triple xl underwear. And lets see what he found. Theres [ laughter ] steve there we go. [ applause ] jimmy perfect model. Steve yeah. Perfect model for that. Jimmy he can model for any size. Steve any model, yeah. He can model any size. Jimmy as long as as far as he moves his hands up. [ laughter ] hes a plus size model, this guy. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Steve yeah, that looks good. Thatll fit me. Jimmy yeah, i can do that. [ laughter ] let me try. Let me try. Steve got it . Jimmy yeah, thats it. Perfect. Yeah. Steve perfect. Jimmy honey, found my swim trunks. Steve yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] Josh Pritchett in santa monica, california. No . Interesting. Steve no, nobody. Wow. [ cheers ] jimmy corner brook, canada steve got a big shoutout. Jimmy no one from california. Steve santa monica, no. Jimmy he was on a website and spotted two pictures that kind of aligned in a funny way. Take a look at this. Zoom in on there. There you go. [ laughter ] [ applause ] stop it. Sad. This next screen grab was sent in by eric hannah in morristown, new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] its an article he saw on businessinsider. Com, okay . Check out the headline here. Snowboarding landed more people in the hospital in january with virtually no accidents during the summer months in the u. S. [ laughter ] steve so weird. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no one steve yeah. Jimmy got hurt snow boarding in july. Steve not one person. Jimmy virtually. Steve virtually. Jimmy virtually. Steve some did. Jimmy no one. Steve some did. Jimmy but some did, yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy you got to think. Steve look at that chart. It proves jimmy yeah, look at the i have the chart right there. I worked on it all day. [ light laughter ] if you see here, we start yeah, we get it, larry. Steve we got it. Were good. Doctors are just better. [ light laughter ] snowboarding jimmy yeah, exactly. Next one is from ali morris in waconia, minnesota. [ cheers ] she was looking at her local [ light laughter ] steve waconia jimmy she was looking at her local swap and shop on facebook. Steve oh, great. Jimmy take a look at what one mom was looking for. In search of one night stand for college. [ light laughter ] not white, this is for a boy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] one night stand. Steve a lack of a comma. Jimmy im looking for one yeah. Im looking for a night stand. Steve oh, nothing . Jimmy for a boy. Steve you sure . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Please dont respond to me. Steve i can help you out. You help me out. Jimmy but im happily married. Please. Steve are you sure . Jimmy yeah. Stand. Steve white. Its for a boy. Jimmy this next one was sent in by megan roach in issaquah, washington. Issawquah . Issaquah. Steve issaquah, yeah. Jimmy she was ordering some chinese food. Food . [ laughter ] steve fud, fud. Jimmy i thought it was fud. Steve fud. Jimmy yeah. Lets see whats on the menu here. Oh, yeah, almond chicken there, and then theres children with vegetables. [ laughter ] why . Id probably go with the almond chicken, personally. [ applause ] steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy but you get steve he d jimmy yeah. This next one was sent in by shay pez pezek . [ light laughter ] pezeshk. Steve pezeshk. Jimmy shay pezeshk. [ laughter ] so sorry. [ laughter ] whats that . Shay. Steve shay pezeshk. Jimmy shes possessed . Steve shes possessed by the devil. [ laughter ] the devils going get her [ laughter ] shays pezessed jimmy no. Jimmy shay pezeshk. Steve its a miraqual. [ laughter ] shes not pezessed anymore. Jimmy all right. [ talking over each other ] jimmy no, it was issaquah. Steve issaquah. Jimmy issaquah. Steve issaquah. Jimmy issaquah . Steve issaquah. Jimmy shay pezeshk. Shay pezeshk. Steve i love saying that, shay pezeshk. Jimmy shay. Shay. Steve what a fantastic restaurant. [ light laughter ] jimmy in shan diego, california. [ laughter ] she was looking up hours for local business, as one would do. Steve thats what she always does. If shes home for that. Jimmy i mean, here you go. Heres what they are. Hereshe were open 24 7. Todays hours, closed. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that clears everything up. Steve thats it. Jimmy thank you so much. That clears everything up for me. Steve we open. Not were open, we open. Jimmy next one is from Michael Williamson in huntersville, north carolina. He was on Craigslist Steve sure. Jimmy and saw this. Bedbugs for sale. If you hate someone, let me know. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you hate someone, i can hook you up. Steve i got bed bugs for for the government . Jimmy were down for our last one here. This is from cindy faust and Catherine Jones in pittsboro, north carolina. They saw a photo online of a a master carpenter. Steve oh, great. Jimmy a master carpenter. Steve master carpenter. Jimmy yeah. Master carpenter named lehook. [ light laughter ] and they think that he looks like me. Steve oh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy i dont know if i see it, but look at this. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you think this looks like me . Let me try let me try something. . [ cheers and applause ] . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . . [ laughter ] jimmy [ in french accent ] you you wanted a carpenter . [ light laughter ] i am the master carpenter. You looking for a one night stand . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve you can go to issaquah. Jimmy guys, thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it us to at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. [ cheers and applause ] we might put it on the show. Stick around, well be right back with jared leto, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . Only those who dare drive the world forward. Introducing the firstever cadillac ct6. Music sex machine by james brown . . . . Allergies . Stuffy nose . Cant sleep . Take that. A breathe right nasal strip instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than allergy medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. Tmobile never stops improving. And we doubled our lte coverage. Thats right our coverage stacks up with anybody, including verizon and at t. And only tmobile gives you more than just great coverage. Now you can stream so ditch the other guys. And get great coverage and more with tmobile. We got you covered. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, i love it. Get ready to go crazy. Our first guest is an Academy Awardwinning actor. Look at this, come on. [ cheers and applause ] he stars as the joker in the highly anticipated new movie suicide squad which opens he is good, he is scary in this movie. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, jared leto [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy they love you they love you [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome back to the show. I, you know, we love having you here. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, they go nuts for you. Thank you. Hey, guys, how you doing . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you are there, man, oh, man. Didnt wear your shirt that day at the photo shoot. [ laughter ] yeah, i did, i did. Jimmy it happens to the best of us. What do you have there . You know, the joker is a big giver of gifts. Have you guys heard about this . Im not too sure but jimmy yes, yes. And he was thinking of you, and he wanted to pass off this gift, especially for you. [ laughter ] jimmy ive read about things and ive heard about things, and i heard that the joker gives people like rats and things andff it is a gift from the joker. Jimmy very, very nice. Oh, gosh, its hard to open. Im not kidding. Its not easy to open. All right, its gonna to be a a thing . [ drumroll ] [ groaning ] oh, its real dude, what is this . From the joker . Got me a snake . Oh, no [ cheers and applause ] get down, snake, get down oh, no [ cheers and applause ] oh, no, no, no, no, no, no . Na na na na na na na na batman . Go oh it there, snake. Oh, oh, oh [ cheers and applause ] jared, right there, snake [ applause ] dont do that [ cheers and applause ] dude, dont do it. Please,dont do it, please. Wait, no, no please put him in the box. Please, please, please. Put him in the box, please. Oh, very, very thank you, joker, thats very, very nice no, im afraid of snakes a a little bit. Ug he wrote a little note too. Jimmy oh, the joker said, dear, sweet jimmy, please enjoy my snake, its long and skinny and tasty to take. I think it says easy to take. Jimmy oh, easy to take. [ laughter ] i thought it said [ laughter ] oh easy to take. All right it is not, okay. I was going to say, that is rude. Anybody want a bite . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. No one lick the snake, please. No licking the snake tonight. Wow. That is phenomenal. Thank you for this. Would you like to put this is sure, yeah, just put him back. Hes so cute, isnt he cute . Jimmy your gonna freak me out. No, no, im so happy. So happy i saw the movie and didnt act in it with you. Okay, ready . One, two, three go. Jimmy okay, good. Okay. Jimmy you dont have him in your hand . Its not a trick or something . No, but i do have no. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you for coming back. My pleasure. Jimmy yeah, very, very nice of the joker to give away gifts. [ laughter ] i was talking to will and margot, like, yeah, jared was mr. J, is that what they called you on the set . They did call me mr. J. That was the directors doing, but it was, i tell ya, it was playing a part. I fell in love with the joker. I really think underneath it all, hes kind of a sweet heart. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i know, man. Youre telling me. What would you know . You werent there. The joker was there. Yeah, that true. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] but people said, they said that you were so into character, so that new people would come on to set, and they didnt know you were in character, and i would be, like, hey, jared, nice to see you man, good to see you buddy. And i would just turn on and be like ee [ laughter ] jimmy well there you go. Thats very nice of him. Its a family show, i know. But uh, yeah. Jimmy its a family show, yeah. He means it as a term of endearment. And, um [ light laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip here, but, basically, what do you have to know about the suicide squad . Its a bunch of evil people that come together to beat the bad guys . I think its probably, all you need to know that it is pure and total chaos and insanity and probably the most fun youll ever have at a a movie. Right there. I want to show [ cheers and applause ] this is the joker changing harleyquinn, introducing her to her new self, or something. Kind of, okay good. Heres jared leto and Margot Robbie in suicide squad, take a look at this. What do we have here . What are you going to do . Are you going to kill me, mr. J. . What . Im just going to hurt ya really, really bad. Jimmy woah [ cheers and applause ] jared leto rate there, everybody, woo youre fantastic in it buddy, congratulations. Would you like to stick around and play a game with us . Its a really fun one. 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[ cheers and applause ] steve very good, very good, youre the best. Still got it. Steve welcome back to the tonight show, im steve higgins, and were about to play pup quiz . Steve oh, playing tonight, we have the host of the tonight show mr. Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] . And from the new movie suicide squad, jared leto [ cheers and applause ] . And this is the first puppy up for grabs tonight. [ audience aws ] mr. Gary frick jr. [ audience aws ] now, heres how the game works. Win the golden retriever puppy. [ light laughter ] if you answer them incorrectly, your opponent gets the puppy. Jared, youre up first. Here we go. Steve what this is a a tough one. What breed of dog is snoopy . Is he a, american foxhound terrier what . [ light laughter ] steve b, jack russell terrier, or c, beagle . No help from the audience, please [ laughter ] american fox c . That was an easy question. Steve there you go. Mr. Gary frick jr. oh. [ baby talk ] jimmy i love you. Dont talk down to him, jared. [ laughter ] steve alright, next questions for you, jimmy. Jimmy i hope its as easy steve well, its not. [ light laughter ] which one of these crustaceans is known jimmy what . I gotta name a crustacean . Steve yes. Which crustacean is known for its brightly colored striped shell . Is it a, the shame faced crab jimmy this is insane. [ laughter ] steve b, fleshy prawn, or, is it c, the elegant squat lobster . For mary kennedy, the puppy [ laughter ] lobster . Steve yes. Jimmy i dont know about that. . Squat lobster m jimmy the fleshy prawn was my juggler name. Steve yes. [ light laughter ] and your nickname, shamefaced crab. What else are you, but shamefaced . Jimmy im gonna say its b, fleshy prawn. Steve ooh wrong. [ buzzer ] jimmy what . Steve it is the elegant squat lobster jimmy the elegant squat lobster . Steve jared gets our next puppy. Adorable mary kennedy [ applause ] you knew elegant squat lobster . Of course. Who doesnt know that . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. The elegant squat lobster. [ dog barking ] steve do you hear that sound . Jimmy yes. Steve that means its now time for double puppardy. [ laughter ] jimmy whats that mean . Steve these questions are worth two puppies. Next question is for you, jared. Recent studies have confirmed that zebras are actually what color . Jimmy what . Are you kidding me . [ laughter ] this is totally insane steve are they white with black stripes jimmy what . This is so sil stripes or tan with black and white stripes. Jimmy this better be a a trick question. This is absolutely insane. What color is a zebra . A. [ buzzer ] steve no. What . Steve they are black with white stripes so, jimmy, you get kyle mcadams and lisa armstrong. [ cheers and applause ] that was a barn burner jimmy hi. Hi. Awe, i was just trying to fake jared out. Of course everyone knows that [ laughter ] by the way, you guys were no help. [ laughter ] at all. Steve okay jimmy oh, hi, buddy. Steve this next question goes to jimmy. Jimmy hi, buddy. Steve okay, jimmy jimmy yeah . Steve in 1997, remember that year. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Steve which one of these animals was elected mayor of an alaska town . Is it a, stubbs the cat, b, buzzwinkle the moose jimmy that sounds fake. Steve or, c, zero the mountain goat. Jimmy in alaska . Steve yes, for two puppies. Roger blain and ted mooney. Jimmy stubbs the cat. Steve stubbs the cat, yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, meet roger blain and ted mooney jimmy thank you. These guys didnt want to hear any cat they didnt want to hear any cat trivia. Oh, hi, guys. Oh . [ audience aws ] [ dog barking ] steve oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. That sound means its time for final puppardy. Opponents puppies and the game. Pick up the board and the markers next you. Jimmy you guys gotta help me out on this one. Steve write down your answers for this question. Whoevers closer to the correct answer [ audience aws ] is the pup quiz winner. Alright, you guys ready . Jimmy yeah. Steve roughly, roughly how many flowers jimmy pun intended. [ light laughter ] steve ruff ruffly [ laughter ] how many flowers does a bee one pound of honey . You have ten seconds starting now. One pound of honey. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Steve how many flowers . Jimmy one pound . Steve one pound of honey. [ buzzer ] okay. Jimmy, what did you write down . Jimmys still writing . Steve okay, you said 305 flowers. Jimmy 305. Think bees have to go to 305 flowers . Okay, great. Jared, what do you say . Jimmy 10 thousand . Steve 10 million. Hes saying 10 million flowers. Jimmy 10 million flowers . Steve so, actually, jimmy, you win because its 2 million. Jimmy yeah yeah jimmys the pup quiz winner no, jared can be the pup quiz winner. Why dont you bring these over to jared. Introduce them to him, higgins. Our thanks to jared leto and all these adorable puppies [ cheers and applause ] on friday. John turturro joins us after the break. Stick around. 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Jimmy well i mean, i just love you in every single thing you do. From the serious dramatic movies to the comedies as well, because when you get together with adam sandler, you make me laugh. [ cheers ] ah, its so good. Thank you, thank you for those. And i was talking to you, and you said that when you were starting out, you also, you did some kind of improve . Was it comedy or standup . No, i never did standup, but i used to go to improv because i use to enjoy all of the uh, york . Yeah. I watch elaine boosler, richard belzer. Jimmy fantastic. And i remember watching andy kaufman, i was like, you know, me and my cousin, and all these people in the audience, and he put on mighty mouse, and he just . Here i come . No, not even theyd play the record, and he just cried while the record was on. [ laughter ] and i was, like, i never seen anything like this. [ ug the only person in the audience, it was like 3 00 in the morning. Jimmy oh, my god. Ive never, ever forgotten it. Who is this guy . Jimmy holy mackerel. I saw him a couple times, and hed get up there, and sometimes say a few words and then hed cry. And i liked him. He was like a performance artist. Jimmy oh yes, interesting. What was your act . We did impressions, and things like that, but you know i didnt really have a standup, but everyone did impressions in those days. Because everyone like imitates de niro. Yes. You do de niro . Jimmy i do more of his face. I just do more like [ laughter ] de niro was more, like oh, more like that, huh . Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] main thing with de niro is this, its his walk. When de niro walks he walks like, he walks like that. [ laughter ] jimmy haha ive never seen that. Thats absolutely perfect [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] thats good, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats great. Ive never seen anyone do the walk. Ive never seen the walk. Thats the greatest. The walk is good. And scorsese talks to him and hes always, you know [ as scorsese ] okay, jimmy, lets go, lets go, lets go, okay. [ laughter ] okay, jimmy. What films have you been in . Jimmy okay, okay, okay, all right, lets go. [ laughter ] um, this new thing that everyones watching, hbo the night of, man, oh, man, this is good. [ cheers and applause ] i know. Its a good show. Jimmy once you watch one you get hooked on this. If you havent seen them, you can go to hbo go or hbo on demand, or whatever it is, hbo go, thats a thing, right . Yeah. Just hbo . Jimmy or actually just watch it on hbo. Yeah, exactly. Theres no binge watching. No. Jimmy so, if you want to binge watch, tough luck. You can catch up. Jimmy you can catch up. But they havent aired all, is it eight episodes . Its eight episodes. Jimmy im an episode in and i just dont even want to know. I dont even want to look at you right now. But this is so exciting. [ laughter ] i just set up, in case you wanted to get a little knowledge of this. This kid, he gets invited to a a party, he take car, which happens to be a taxi cab. And hes driving, and someone gets in his cab, like, oh, im not a cab driver, well anyways, where do you want to go . And its this girl, and then, yeah. Then he gets, yeah. Jimmy theres a murder involved, some how. He gets accused of a murder. And i run into him, and i become his de facto defense attorney for a while, and it goes on from there. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres John Turturro in the night of on hbo. If they had what they needed hasnt been. Other than possession of a a knife, they can hold him on that. But this is good. Means they are not sure about the arrest. In any case, theres nothing you can do sitting here waiting. You should go home. Ill let you know the minute something changes. You understand what i just said . Yeah. Of course. He didnt do this. Of course he didnt. I will call you. 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Shut your mouth and run me like a river how do we fall in love harder than a bullet . . Could hit ya how do we fall apart faster than a hair pin trigger . . Dont you say dont you say it dont say dont you say it . . One breath itll just break it so shut your mouth and run me like a river . . Shut your mouth baby stand and deliver holy hands oh they make me a sinner . . Like a river like a river . Choke this love till the veins start to shiver one last breath till the tears start to wither . . Like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a river . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Tales of an endless heart cursed is a fool whos willing cant change . . The way we are one kiss away from killing dont you say dont you say it . . Dont say dont you say it one breath itll just break it . . So shut your mouth and run me like a river shut your mouth baby make me a sinner like a river like a river . . Shut your mouth and run me like a river choke this love till the veins start to shiver . . One last breath till the tears start to wither like a river like a river . . Shut your mouth and run me like a river . Lets go [ cheers ] . Le like a river like a river . . Like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a river . . . . Stand and deliver oh make me a sinner like a river run me like a . . Choke this love till the veins start to shiver one last breath till the tears start to wither . . Like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a river . . Like a like a . . . Shut your mouth and run me like a river . . [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] im like in a cloud with you. I know. Jimmy youre phenomenal. Bishop briggs, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Bishop Briggs, catch her on tour with coldplay this fall well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. Thats how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] celebrate something really special this summer at blinds to gos annual storewide sale going on now. Buy one, get one at half price. Hundreds of styles and colors. Every item through the store. Buy one get one at half price. Thats something to celebrate blinds to go. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to jared leto, John Turturro, Bishop Briggs, once again la a [ cheers and applause ] leslie odom, jr. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight savannah guthrie, stars of unreal, actresses Shiri Appleby and constance zimmer, comedian brendan eyre, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and mary timony. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. There are now fewer than 100 days until the general election. Or by hillarys count, 98 days, speaking out against donald trump after he began attacking the parents of a muslimamerican soldier, calling trump repugnant. Said trump, im the most repugnant. No one is more repugnant than me. Real quick, what does repugnant mean . [ laughter ] after army father khizr khans Convention Speech in which he pulled out a pocketsized copy of the constitution, sales on amazon have skyrocketed, making it the second most purchased book. The first is how to move to canada. When asked about his recent controversial comments on the muslimamerican family, donald trump this weekend told interviewers that Hillary Clinton is the candidate that actually has a temperament problem. Its a brilliant political tactic sometimes referred to as the herman maneuver. I know you are but what am i . Seth very smart. [ laughter and applause ] very classy. Bernie sanderss Campaign Manager told interviewers that