Jimmy our first player is brenton bersin. Hes a wide receiver for the carolina panthers. He was voted most likely to be the love child of Neil Patrick Harris and eric trump. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy heres panthers tight end greg olsen. He was voted most likely to kick snow in your face and say, see you at the bottom of the mountain, dweeb. [ laughter and applause ] next from the saints is luke mccown. He was voted most likely to wear overalls as underwear [ laughter and applause ] steve hey jimmy next up from the panthers, is ryan kalil. He was voted most likely to cohost tool time. well, ive seen him before. Steve ive seen him. Jimmy yeah. Next up is saints quarterback drew brees. He was voted most likely to tell you that his only goal is to make your mom happy, and that you can tell him dad whenever you are ready. [ laughter and applause ] take your time with that. Its a rare award. Steve thats very rare. Jimmy and finally, from the saints, is cornerback b. W. Webb. He was voted most likely to [ cheers and applause ] those are your nfl superlatives. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much. Welcome, everybody. Thank you so much. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, megyn kelly will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going play game of box of lies. Steve ooh. Jimmy plus, well have Chris Hardwick and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be good. Its a good show. But first, we have a big show tonight. Shes an Academy Awardwinning actress who is already receiving awards for her work in an amazing new movie called lion. It opens next friday. Its gonna get nominated for every award. My pal, Nicole Kidman is here, ladies and gentlemen. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nicole and i nicole and i are going to talk jimmy talk about her great new movie, then were going to face off in the jinx challenge, and were gonna see if we have any chemistry there. Because last time she was here, she really . She dropped the bomb on me . [ light laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. She came last time and just yeah, she apparently steve apparently. Jimmy i yeah. Apparently, we went on a date. Steve yeah, but jimmy i didnt know this story, and i dont know, its just steve you didnt know it was a date. Jimmy i thought i was up for a movie role, and so my friend called me and said, Nicole Kidman. Were going to come to your apartment. And i was like, oh, im on the street. Like, okay, hold on. Ill be home. I think i had one of those tmobile flip phone things. Thats how long time ago it was. Yeah, its like you know, the one that flips around. So i was like, all right, dude. Ill call you. He goes, just i said, what do i do . I dont know if i even have anything. I have, like, im a single dude. Im on saturday night live. Im like, i have, like, sneakers and, you know, video games. Thats all i have, yeah. And she goes he goes, go get some brie and crackers. [ light laughter ] the time. I was like, is that a cheese . I guess thats a cheese. So i go to my deli, and im like, do you have brie . I dont know what hes like, yeah, go right over there. And i got saltine crackers. Steve is that the only cracker you knew . Jimmy i dont know any crackers. Steve is that the only cracker youve seen . Jimmy that is the correct so i pulled, you know, the plastic. I did i opened it up, and i kind of fanned out the saltines to make it look nice. [ laughter ] anyways, nicole came over and we well, i dont know. Apparently there was no chemistry, yeah. [ laughter ] steve ouch. Jimmy but last time she was here, i mean, it was you could really steve you could cut it with a knife. That there was no chemistry. [ laughter ] but anyway, nicoles coming out later. Shell be fun. Also, hes getting awesome reviews for his role in the new movie Nocturnal Animals. Michael shannon is stopping by. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that guy. Hes a great, great, great actor. I love him. Hes super fun, too. And we got great music tonight from grammy awardwinner Miranda Lambert, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Miranda lambert, oh, i love her. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Hashtags hashtags . Jimmy here we go. Do you guys use twitter at all . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, well, we use we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where we send out a a hashtag. We ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So, since thanksgiving is coming up next week and people will be spending time with their families, i went o myfamilyisweird. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing about a family member. We got thousands and thousands of tweets, a lot of weird people, yeah. In fact, within 30 minutes, it was a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you for those tweets. Now, i thought i would share some of my favorite myfamilyisweird tweets from you guys. Here we go. This one is from faidygirl. She says, my aunt has two then comments to herself on it from the other. [ laughter and applause ] great conversation. First steve like jimmy this ones from baylorcaitlyn. She says, my grandpa turns all three tvs to the same channel and turns them up. He calls it surround sound. its like okay. [ laughter and applause ] this ones from 2muchhat. Steve too much hat. Jimmy its too much hat, man. Its too much. [ light laughter ] he says, we celebrate the dogs birt e we have to share one boneshaped cake. [ laughter ] its like [ applause ] what . Steve oh. Jimmy yeah, and he only celebrates every seven years. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from monicam. M. 9. She says, my brother once ordered the quicky at a a restaurant. He was ordering the quiche. He was like [ laughter ] steve quickie means a a different thing. [ laughter ] jimmy either way, thats going to take about ten she says my mom didnt want to move to the west coast because she thought breaking news would be delayed by three hours. Its like [ laughter and applause ] this ones from andrewfreel13. He says, a doctor once discovered two pennies stuck to my dads butt during a a physical. [ laughter and applause ] what . Steve wait, what . Jimmy maybe they fell down his pants. I dont know. Steve maybe they just jimmy i dont know, man. I wasnt there. [ light laughter ] i know im just your doctor, but heres my two cents. Steve oh, my god. Jimmy you got change for a a dollar . [ laughter ] this is from galgosrgreat. She says, my uncle once polished the front half of his car because its the only part he sees when he drives it. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Those are our tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] check out more of our favorites go, to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with Nicole Kidman, everybody. . Simulation initiated. . [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. . . . Snowmen with buttons, snowflakes with icing . . How many ways can you snap, crackle, pop . . Make the holidays a treat with kelloggs rice krispies. Start your day with the number one choice of dentists. Philips sonicare removes significantly more plaque versus oralb 7000. Experience this amazing feel of clean. Innovation and you. Philips sonicare. Save now when you buy philips sonicare. Is this my car . State farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . Theres one of these. Is is ridiculous this is ridiculous from car insurance. To car loans. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest this evening is an academy and multiple golden globe Award Winning actress. Starting next friday november 25th, you can see her alongside rooney mara and dev patel called in yet another critically acclaimed movie. It is called lion. Please welcome to the show, the immensely talented Nicole Kidman, ladies and gentlemen. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi pal. You look beautiful. Welcome back to the show. Here we go again. Jimmy no, no. No, this is very exciting for me. Im glad that youre here. And im glad you came back. Yeah, thank you. Oh, god i so didnt want to come back. [ light laughter ] jimmy you have to come back forever. I made a new movie lion, so thats why im here. Jimmy no yeah. I know. Yeah. [ light laughter ] the last time we were chitchatting. We were chatting. Yeah. Jimmy having a good time, and talking, and then you mentioned some story that id never heard before. I didnt realize. Youd heard it. Jimmy no, i did not hear it ever. Jimmy well, i was there. But i didnt realize anyway we have jimmy we once a disagreement on the date. Jimmy we once went on a a date together, and i had no idea that that was true. I didnt realize but, you know wow. It was a shocker. [ light laughter ] shocker to say the least. And anyway, the past is the past. Lets leave it that way. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy youve moved on, ive moved on. Jimmy im over it. So lets just talk about whats happening with you. How are things . How are things . Ive been doing some reading, and some . . Dream weaver . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy. Are you jimmy yeah yeah yeah. Sorry sorry. No, it all sounds good. Anyways lets see what else. Holidays. Holidays coming up. Got any plans for the holidays . I do, actually. Ive got well, im going to cook a turkey. . . Dream weaver . [ cheers and applause ] anyway. Did you just hear what i said . Jimmy whats that . Yeah. Did you hear what i said. Jimmy christmas turkey, whatever yeah. Thanksgiving is coming up. Yeah. Jimmy maybe if im in nashville, maybe i can stop by for dinner. . . No no no no no no no no . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im just spitballing here. You know what i mean . Yeah. Anyway jimmy anyways. Steve im sorry to interrupt. Jimmy what is it, higgins . Steve i just overheard you guys talking about the and actually, i have a really fantastic stuffing recipe. It involves bread, butter . . Dream weaver . Steve a little sausage, a little sage. A little bit of this. Mix it together. Put a little sausage in there. Go like that. Jimmy and he got it as a a fantastic recipe. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and scene. Nicole kidman, ladies and gentlemen. Well, theres more ot the story. Jimmy theres more to the story . Yes. Because this dream weaver crap. Come on. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you mean . The buffet. Jimmy the what . The buffet. Jimmy we didnt have a a buffet. No, we were at David Finchers house. I think it was davids house. And it was when brad and jen were still together. So it was a long time ago. And you could have asked for my number then. Cause it was round two well second chance. [ light laughter ] and you still didnt ask for it. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know whats going on. What is happening right now . Do not pretend. Jimmy we were at a buffet at David Finchers house and i didnt ask for your number . In the kitchen. In the kitchen. And thats even more offensive, that you dont remember. Do you remember the kitchen and the buffet . Do you . [ light laughter ] see . Jimmy what do you mean he had a buffet in his kitchen. I really do remember this. They had the food laid out in the kitchen. Jimmy who was in the kitchen . My agent had said, jimmy is going to be there. And youll see, that he can ask for your number. Because it may kind of happen this way. And youll see. And we were lurking in the kitchen. Everyone went out. And im like waiting and waiting and waiting, and youre at the buffet. And this is so true, and you know it. [ light laughter ] and you still didnt ask for my number. Jimmy i cant believe it. So, you were so not interested. Jimmy no it wasnt i wasnt interested. Its okay. Its okay. Jimmy youre out of my i would think. Jimmy the shock is for a a different reason. Theyre like, he wouldnt have a chance in hell with Nicole Kidman. Why would i, why would i even ask you . He wasnt interested. Youre pretending. Jimmy what are you talking about . Anyway lets move off it. Because weve gone way off track again. Jimmy youre the one who brought it up. I dont remember going to the buffet at David Finchers house. David finchers house . Well anyway you had a chance to ask for my number a second time and you didnt. Jimmy thats the last time that we saw each other . Youre kidding, arent you . Jimmy all right. Im with you. Lets just go on with the interview. Lets just do it. How is everybody . How is your husband . How is keith urban . [ light laughter ] we love keith. Keith urban was just here. He was here. And hes actually here now. Jimmy hes here . Hes in the building . I didnt know. Yeah. And he [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your husband wants to come on . He can come on. My husband is here. Jimmy is he here . He wanted to come and take care of me while im on the show. [ light laughter ] jimmy is he really here for real . . Dream weaver i belive we can reach the Morning Light . [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy i get it. Yeah, i get it. [ light laughter ] i get it. Im going to sit with dream weaver if thats all right. Jimmy how are you man . Im good. Jimmy how did you pull this off . I did not see you. I even visited you quickly backstage to say hi to you, and you didnt bring this up at all. I snuck him in. Jimmy how are you keith . Tell me about the buffet. [ light laughter ] jimmy it was a beautiful array of food. Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i didnt remember the buffet at all. Apparently. Jimmy yeah this is great. Well, this is all fantastic. And this is what happens. I cant believe that you pulled this off. I love you for saying dream weaver. How is the family, jimmy . Jimmy weve been talking. I heard that you guys. Would you ever invite me over to the house . Hes turned red again. Jimmy would you ever invite me over to the house . Come by. I can come by the house. I can come hang out with you. We can jam out to some music. Right, yeah, yeah. Jimmy youre in nashville. So i can come to nashville. You totally can and actually i feel quite safe, because you have no problem ri [ light laughter ] i want him to play another song. No, im good. Why . Jimmy do you do that . Do you just play songs for people . Just show up and play. Jimmy youre very lucky you have a husband that can play. Yeah. We wanted to play a game. Wasnt there a game we were going to play . Jimmy yeah of course. Do you want to play a game . Yeah. Jimmy would you stick around keith . To play this game. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy were gonna play a a game called the jinx [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . . . Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. Its more than cash back. . Sing girl, come on. . [ singing ] . Sorry, ariana you gotta go. Seriously . Verizon limits me and i gotta get home. Girl you better get on tmobile why pay more for data limits . Introducing tmobile one, unlimited data for everyone. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy woo good to see you guys. During the break, i got their number. And im very excited to call you guys. Were hanging out with keith urban and Nicole Kidman. Your new movie lion, we have to talk about this. Congratulations on this. You just won a hollywood film award for, for this film. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] yes, it is a beautiful film. Jimmy it is a beautiful film. And can you set it up in anyway, do you wanna for the audience . [ laughter ] have you seen it . Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and id be maybe. Jimmy id be lion if i said i didnt like it. . Arent you happy not to have those corny jokes at the house. [ laughter ] youre so lucky. I want to show a clip of the movie. Yes. Jimmy but, people should see it, and know its a, well this is Nicole Kidman. Dev patal, by the way, is fantastic as well. Yes. Jimmy its called lion. It is in theaters next friday. Check this out. [ squeaking ] hi. Youve come a long way, havent you . Little one. Im sure it hasnt been easy. And, one day youll tell me all about it. Youll tell me everything. Who you are, everything. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you are fantastic. You know that. Fantastic. And i should mention that is not dev patal. That is a little boy, in that scene right there. [ laughter ] this is a different clip that we have, im just, im a little nervous. [ laughter ] okay, uh, right now, i want to see, now im glad that keiths here as well. I want to see if we are on the same wave length right now. We can be friends, right . Yes. Jimmy because i have a game its called the jinx challenge. Here we go. Were gonna play this. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy now, heres how it works. Were going to read the categories well, ill sit on your lap for this. Jimmy really . Yeah, i like to sit on his lap. Jimmy see if you can sit happy wife, happy life, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, if you want to keith, you can sit on my lap anytime you want as well. [ laughter ] all right, heres the way were going to pick a category from these cards here right now. Im going to count to three. Feels so weird to be doing this with you. Jimmy no, this is this is so fun. This is a fun game. This is a chemistry game. Jimmy keith, everything good . All right, good. So we cant, were connected. High five jimmy. Jimmy yeah, were connected, yeah. Im going to read the category from the card. Count to three. You both Say Something in that category at the same time. When we say the same thing, its a jinx. Okay. Jimmy we can do this. I think keith should play, too. What . No. Jimmy yeah, all right, good. Ill play with keith, yeah. Just to show that we have telepathy. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, of course. Sure. Come on, baby. U lets see who has got the most chemistry. Jimmy here we go. Color. One, two, three. All blue. . [ cheers ] all three of us . . Jimmy of keith oh, my goodness. Kitchen utensil. One, two, three. Fork. Okay. Lets get this game over with. I was with the tongs. Jimmy what do you say, tongs . Tongs . Oh, yeah, the tongs. Speaking in tongs. I forgot about the tongs. Jimmy birds, three, two, one. Peacock. Blue jay. Blue jay . What did you say . Jimmy blue jay. Blue jay . Jimmy i shouldve said kukabara. What did you say . I said crow. Jimmy crow. I dont like crow. [ light laughter ] not russell. The other crows. Jimmy we love russel crowe words that rhyme with back. Three, two, one. Slack. Track. Flack. Track. Thats a real word. [ talking over each other ] jimmy no one jinxed on that one. I did, i said flack with you. You did say flack . Yeah. Jimmy cool, man. [ light laughter ] i dont want that. . Dream weaver . . Jimmy well do one more here. And well see whos really connected here. The chemistry, you can feel it right here. You can cut it with a knife. [ light laughter ] by the way, you dont have a a knife, do ya . [ light laughter ] come on. Jimmy letters of the alphabet. Three, two, one. A. B. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Nicole Kidman, everybody. Lion opens in select theaters next friday keith urban [ cheers and applause ] i dont know how you pulled that off. More tonight show after the break, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hows your cafe au lait . Oh, its actually. Sfx short balloon squeal its ver. Sfx balloon squeals ok can we. Sfx balloon squeals goodbye oof, that milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasnt it . Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Good right . Yeah. Lactaid. The milk that doesnt mess with you. Look how big my hands are. Yeah. Ooh. Rawr. How much am i making for this again . Hundred k. Win or lose. Total cake walk. Ooh oooooooh her last opponent is still in a coma. What . I should go walk my cats. No. No no no. Amy, get in there and fight for your life. Isnt there an easier way to make a hundred k . Sure. Old navys giving away a hundred k everyday through black friday. You keep in touch with me, girl. 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Please welcome one of our favorite humans, michael shannon, everybody. B . . [ cheers and applause ] [ howling ] you know thats so funny, that story about Nicole Kidman because, i was at a Golden Corral once, and i saw a chick that looked like Nicole Kidman. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy oh my god, did you talk i didnt have the nerve to talk to her, though. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, this is a a beautiful shirt. Thank you very much. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back to the show. I do love well wait. Before we go on, i just wanted to give you the opportunity, to i brought you one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, right. Of course. Now wait, ill let you pick. You can either wear this, or you can wear this sweater that has a dinosaur on it. Jimmy i think [ cheers and applause ] you want to let the audience pick . Jimmy sure. I think were going with the shirt, right . Shirt . [ cheers ] all right. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its pretty nice. Thanks, man, i appreciate i like it. [ barking ] [ cheers and applause ] kind of a scoop neck to it. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i love the scoop neck. Yeah. Jimmy thanks, man. I appreciate that. A low ride. Jimmy yeah, its like a low ride on the collar. Thats good. Subtle. Its almost like im not even wearing anything, you know. Thats how we like it. Jimmy thats how we love it. Its good to see you, buddy. I do like thats a beautiful shirt. I wore this shirt in toronto to a party. And it kind of made a splash, so im trying to kind of kick my career up a notch, so i figure this is all right, this is what i got to do to get attention. Jimmy thats not true at all. Thats not true. But Nocturnal Animals, man oh man, you got youre getting rave reviews for this, knocked it out of the park with this one. Thank you. Jimmy thats fantastic. Congratulations. Everyones buzzing and talking about it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you were i want to get to that, in a second, but we were talking about last time you were on the show about how youre kind of like you dont really do facebook and twitter and you dont a, you dont have a smart phone. You had, like, a flip phone last time you were here. Oh, damn. Jimmy what . I didnt bring it. [ light laughter ] jimmy what, do you still have the flip phone . No, i dont have a flip phone. Now i have one of those slidey kind of phones. Jimmy yes, wait, like a a tmobile sidekick . It says kyocera on it. But yeah, its like that. Jimmy kyocera . [ light laughter ] its a its very frustrating because its always, even though it has a lock on it, its always dialing people if i put it in my pocket anywhere, and then people are always saying you butt dialed me and im like, well, no, it wasnt my butt. It was my it was my chest or whatever this part of my body is. But i dont put my phone in my back pocket. Jimmy you didnt try an iphone at all . You wont . Oh well, i had one, i was in toronto recently and they gave me one to use, which was nice cau c kids. Jimmy thats nice. You dont have to pay for them. You can read like the first 20 pages of a lot of different books. [ laughter ] so, id be sitting in the restaurant there by myself, missing, you know, home, and so id go on the ibooks and get like, you know, the sun also rises sample. [ light laughter ] jimmy if you do that, they recommend other books to you. Oh they would, yeah, they would recommend like hot novels, the sexy you know. But id just read the first 20 pages. I didnt have to feel guilty, because it was just the first 20 pages. Jimmy i remember when i was in high school, we had ms. Gallagher and she gave us the option to either read white fang or this book by danielle steel. Oh what . Jimmy and i dont know why, but that was the choices. In school . Jimmy yeah, in school. Yeah. Wow. Jimmy i hope it was school. Ye it was looked like school. It looked like a school, yeah. Jimmy i dont remember, you know. But i remember i was, like ill choose the danielle steel, id never heard of danielle steel. So i read it. Its fantastic book. Oh, yeah . [ light laughter ] so how many have you read now . Jimmy well, i dont know if i read any more after that, but this one was there, she got in car, terrible car accident, this girl. And so she had her face, was removed. So they had a face reconstructed, okay . But he also, was in the accident, and he got amnesia, he doesnt remember who she is at all. Not like it would help, she has a new face. [ laughter ] but they still fell in love. [ audience aws ] that just shows that is, deep down underneath, its like a spiritual connection. Jimmy yeah, its a a spiritual, yeah. Weve actually did a Little Research and found you the promise, danielle steel. Oh, is this the book . Jimmy thats the book, and we ripped out all the pages. All you have is 20 pages. [ laughter and applause ] oh, thank you. I just, yeah. Thats really all im interested in. Jimmy we researched thats the book i read in high school 20 pages. Its fantastic. The promise, man. Jimmy buddy, tell me about Nocturnal Animals. What can we expect from you in, in this film . Well its funny, were talking about reading, cause its a movie about a woman who reads a book. Jimmy that is true. This woman is an art dealer in l. A. Played by amy adams and her [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy shes fantastic as well. Shes phenomenal. Jimmy everybodys great. And her exfiance, played by jake gyllenhaal, whos a parted company, he sends her his book in the mail and says, ive finally finished my book. I want you to read it. And that is kind of the premise of the movie. Jimmy yeah. And i play a character in the book. Jimmy i think youre a a fantastic actor. In fact, i want to show everyone how great you are thank you. Jimmy Nocturnal Animals, michael shannon, check this out. [ cheers and applause ] b you questioning me . Yeah, thats what were doing, aint it . You aint read me my rights. You know youre rights, ray. Arent you supposed to read them to me . I read you your rights, didnt i, tony . Mmhmm. I read you your rights. Jimmy thats how you do it right there. [ cheers and applause ] michael shannon, everybody see Nocturnal Animals in select theaters tomorrow, november 18th, music from Miranda Lambert when we return. Come on back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 . Screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy one moto z droid, get one 50 off. Only on verizon. . Mapping the oceans. Where we explore. 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Steady as a needle dropping on a vinyl neon singer with a jukebox title full of heartbreak . . Thirty three, forty five seventy eight, when it hurts this good you gotta play it twice, another vice . . . All dressed up in a pretty black label sweet salvation on the dining room table . The numb meets the lonely its gone before it ever melts the ice . . Another vice another call another bed i shouldnt crawl out of . . At 7 am with shoes in my hand said i wouldnt do it but i did it again . . And i know ill be back tomorrow night . . . Ill wear a towel like a Leather Jacket . . When the new wears off i dont even pack it . . If you need me ill be where my reputation dont proceed me . . Maybe im addicted another vice another town . . Where my past cant run me down . . Another life another call another bed i shouldnt crawl out of . . At 7 am with shoes in my hand said i wouldnt do it but i did it again . . And i know ill be gone tomorow night another vice . . . Standing at the sink looking at the mirror i dont know where i am . Well the only thing that i know how to find is another vice ooh another vice . . Oh another vice oh yeah oh yeah another vice oh yeah oh yeah . . Oh yeah another vice oh yeah another vice . . [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Miranda lambert the weight of these wings is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] with simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, payment, withdrawal or transfer each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright. With simply right checking from santander bank. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Nicole Kidman, keith urban, michael shannon, Miranda Lambert once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight casey affleck. Rebecca romijn. From snl, comedian michael che. Featuring the 8g band with atom willard. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Hillary clinton made her first appearance since the election there had been a few times this past week when all i wanted to do is just to curl up with a good book or our dogs and never leave the house again. Oh, sure, now youre relatable. [ laughter ] a e has announced that theyre canceling the controversial show duck dynasty. On the bright side, were getting at least four whole seasons of dick dynasty. [ laughter ] Vice President elect mike pence was seen today was seen using a selfie stick while posing with a group of House Republicans. Of course, right after using the selfie stick pence had to go to confession. [ laughter and applause ] the harry potter spinoff fantastic beasts and where to find them came out today. Spoiler alert. Theyre in a gold tower. [ laughter and applause ] Donald Trumps Transition Team still has not contacted the pentagon. Apparently, they cant find that shape on the phone. [ laughter ] im having no luck here. Ive called triangle like 50 times. [ laughter ] they keep putting me through to square. Square said he was circle. [ laughter ] nissan is now offering a limited to promote the new Movie Star Wars rogue one featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says great car like a complimentary helmet. [ laughter ] a team of researchers has developed a new form of construction glass that will keep birds from flying into closed windows, and i have to say its pretty innovative. [ laughter ] as i mentioned, the House Republican twitter account posted a selfie of Vice President elect mike pence with a room full of gop congressmen take a look at this photo. Wow. Wow. That means its time for eight jokes about mike pences selfie. [ laughter ] here we go [ cheers and applause ] lets get started. Heres how white that photo is. They took it in a dark room without a flash. [ laughter ] the caption on the photo is unified, but i think a better caption would be spf 100
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