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World series champions, chicago cubs. Daveed diggs. Musical guest, muna. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 566 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, please. Hey, welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. You made it. Youre here. This is it. Thank you so much for being here, you guys. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, the election is finally here, and tomorrow, people who cast their vote will receive one of those i voted stickers. Actually, with such a crazy election, theyre going with a a different sticker this year. So, that happened. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but it seems like everyones trying to get out to vote. In fact, golds gym is giving anyone with an i voted tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. You can go from voting straight to the gym. If you can squeeze in a visit to the dentist, it will be the worst day of your life. Just get it all done. [ applause ] and listen to this. The New York Times reported that people running Donald Trumps campaign have blocked him from using twitter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] more accurately, theyve a calculator, and he still hasnt noticed. [ laughter and applause ] get this. Sources say that trump is already finalizing his cabinet in case he wins tomorrow. Yeah. Rudy giuliani would be attorney general. [ audience groans ] Newt Gingrich would be secretary of state. And Chris Christie would be the wall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and hey thats not that seems rude. Steve i dont think that is true. Jimmy that seems that just seems steve seems incredibly rude. Jimmy a little rude. Jimmy this is interesting. I read that out of the 100 largest newspapers in america, hillary has been endorsed by 57, while trump has only been endorsed by two. Most shocking part of that story is that america still has 100 newspapers. [ laughter and applause ] cool. Wow. But the president isnt the only thing people are voting for tomorrow. Thats right. Voters in nine states will vote to legalize marijuana. Yes jimmy and if that doesnt pass, youll just have to keep easily getting weed from your dealer. So, thats [ applause ] what the hell, man . I texted you over 20 minutes ago. Thats right. Five states will vote for recreational, three states for medicinal, and colorado will vote for mandatory. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy yeah, mandatory. Steve wow. Jimmy thiski samsung just this is real. Samsung just recalled 3 million of its washing machines over reports that theyve been exploding. [ laughter ] when asked why they didnt call sooner, samsung said, we were too afraid to pick up the phone. Everything is blowing up. [ cheers and applause ] everythings blowing up in the office what is going on . [ laughter ] what is happening . You guys see this . [ laughter ] on his way to a nascar race. [ laughter ] yeah. The cop who managed to catch him quit his job and became a a nascar driver. Its like, i caught you . [ cheers and applause ] im fantastic. How did i do that . I saw this thing today that made me laugh. I saw that somebody figured out how to hook up a Big Mouth Billy Bass to an amazon alexa device. [ laughter ] i feel like its juse just take a look at this. Alexa, whats the weather . Currently, in cambridge, its 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for Rainy Weather with a low of 43 degrees. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats fantastic. Thats amazing stuff. So, that clip that clip reminds me, tomorrow voters in nine states will vote on marijuana legalization. So, guys, as i said before, election day is tomorrow. Get out and vote. Obviously, the two candidates have been out on the campaign trail, but so has president obama, and the more i see obama in the news, the more i realize that he has a very expressive face. Its like he has thousands of different facial expressions, one for every occasion. Now, we all know the classics like this one, the determined yet hopeful. [ light laughter ] but theres a lot more that you just dont see as often, which means its time for another edition of obama expres here we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this first lesser known expression is from a a meeting obama attended. Take a look. Its called the must stay awake. [ applause ] this next one is from a white house event for kids. Its called the aint no thang. Next one is pretty obvious. Its called the im going to look concerned until my translator lets me know what the hell it is hes saying. [ applause ] this next one is from a a campaign event. Its called cool story, bro. [ applause ] next one was taken outside the white house. Its called the whazzup. [ cheers and applause ] this ones a pretty famous expression these days. Its called the, trump shouldnt be president , hm, ya think . [ cheers and applause ] and finally, theres this one. Its called the totally missed this guys question because i zoned out thinking about the Gilmore Girls reunion. There you go, those are the obama expressions. We have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you guys. Thank you, roots. Thank you, guys. What a hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd steve hot, hot, hot jimmy love it. Excited. I love you right back. It is monday. Coming up. On wednesday, Eddie Redmayne and lily collins will be here. [ cheers and applause ] were going to play a game of know it all. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus Martha Wainwright will perform for us. Then later this week, from the giant new movie arrival, amy adams and Jeremy Renner will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be fun. But first, we have a big show tonight. Hes the host of hbos real time with bill maher. Bill maher is here tonight steve yes funny, funny, funny. Great standup. Youve seen bills standup, right . Steve yeah, many times. Jimmy you probably even worked with him, right . Steve back in the day. Jimmy back in the day, yeah. Steve back when i used to work. Jimmy i want to get him out here. Yeah. [ light laughter ] plus these guys are having a a pretty good week. From the world series, champions chicago cubs [ cheers and applause ] anthony rizzo, Dexter Fowler and mvp ben zobrist are all dropping by. The cubbies steve go cubs, go jimmy the cubbies. Oh man. Steve come on. Jimmy theres more show too. Joining us tonight, he won a a tony award for his role in hamilton, daveed diggs is on the show. Steve yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy talented rapper as well as an actor. And we have great music from muna. Oh [ cheers and applause ] its going to be good. Its a good show tonight. Shes the best. We love her. Shes very talented, incredible musician. But one thing i didnt know, shes a very fierce competitor. Before the show i popped into her dressing room to say and ended up getting into a little friendly competition. It wound up getting pretty intense. Check it out. Jimmy alicia, do you know what time it is . Yep. Both ultimate staring contest. . Coffee . Sure. Jimmy say when. . You want to get some sushi . Totally. . Jimmy got one. . Im going to instagram this. Jimmy hey, ever been to the tenth floor . Some amazing views up there. Oh, that sounds nice. . Wow. Jimmy beautiful, right . . Questlove guys ah jimmy gosh, quest, you ruined our staring contest. Questlove really sorry. Look, i was just going to say, you know like were always looking at the views from the tenth floor . See the 12th floor. . Beautiful, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to alicia keys. Her new album, here, is available in stores and on itunes. Oh, we love her. Well be right back with the very funny bill maher, ladies and gentlemen. Sfx bell rings is that coffee . Yea, its nespresso. I want in. . . . Youre ready. . . . Is that coffee . Get ready to experience a cup above. Liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. I just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. My Insurance Company definitely doesnt have that. You can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you . Simulation initiated. . [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. . . You hear my voice, you hear that sound . . Like thunder, gonna shake your ground . . You held me down . . But i got up . . Get ready cause ive had enough . . 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Please welcome bill maher, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy look at that. Bill maher on the show. [ cheers and applause ] well, you warmed them up so well for me. Jimmy before election day. Youve become such a good monologist, jimmy. Really. Jimmy really . Thank you, i appreciate that. I want to talk to you about this is very, this is a big deal. Anyone following you knows that youve been trying to interview the president of the united states. Long time, yes. Jimmy yeah. Yes. It took eight years and a a petition. Jimmy yeah. To get a guy i gave a a Million Dollars to thats usually an indication youre a fan. But yeah, we were there this week. It was a thrill to be back there. Oh, yes. Jimmy you ran this photo out there. Thats unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] im happy that happened. I mean, i wish i wish he could be president again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy some people agree. Not that hillary would not be a great president , because not a great candidate. Jimmy not a great candidate. No. She campaigns like a hospice nurse. [ laughter ] thank you. The band liked it. I do it for the band. Jimmy yeah, you do it for the band. You get the band laughin shes got a laugh like she just tricked snow white into eating an apple. [ laughter ] but she would make a fine president. Thats what you have to understand. [ cheers and applause ] this is not i know you have a young audience. Jimmy i do. Been around, because youre young. Jimmy yeah, you can talk to the camera. This is the young people camera. I see. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, got some nice music there. . Ill talk to you. Jimmy okay. I dont want to put to much pressure. But you know, they havent seen many elections. Ive seen many. Youve seen more than a few. And this has never happened before, this kind of an election. Where russia hacked one partys emails, right . You know this. Jimmy yeah. You know this, right . One partys one side. And the fbi is okay with the the fbi is our internal police force. They are supposed to not take sides. Theyre with russia. I thought they were the enemy. Okay . This is jimmy its crazy. Scary. Jimmy yeah, it is scary. When one side starts calling the other side criminal i mean, you may not like Hillary Clinton or agree with her policies, although, i dont know why. [ light laughter ] jimmy pretty interesting, yeah. What did they find . They looked everywhere. I mean, her emails were intermingled with anthony weiners. No wonder she wiped her server. I would have had it boiled. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy had it boiled. But what did they find . A tireless government nerd who never stops working for you. Jimmy yeah. What a criminal. You know . I mean, [ bleep ] gate was only a month ago. Jimmy mmhmm. [ laughter ] yeah. Right . [ cheers and applause ] and it really bothers me that america has just absorbed this. You know . Like right. See . Somebodys with me on this. Its ridiculous i mean, this guy, you know, locker room talk. Locker room talk . Ive been involved in locker room talk. Locker room talk, youve done locker room talk is, like, boy, she certainly is attractive. Id like to put my erect penis inside of her. [ laughter ] thats an attractive jimmy what locker room is this . [ laughter ] the locker room at cornell, jimmy. [ light laughter ] but its hypothetical. I would like to. Thats not what he said. He said, this is what i do. I kiss people without permission. I grab them in the crotch. And by the way, givea again. Jimmy yeah. Gop [ light laughter ] gop now stands for grab our [ bleep ]. Jimmy no, it does not. [ laughter and applause ] . Maybe. Maybe. Were not sure. [ cheers and applause ] cant believe everything you read on the internet. All right, so [ laughter ] so youre rooting for trump, is that what youre saying . Its not funny. I mean, its funny, and we are its not funny. Jimmy no, yeah. Because, i mean, this is a a whole different thing. I mean, and i did a mea culpa on my show friday night. I said, you know, i talked about mitt romney, george bush, reagan, mccain like it was the end of the world. It would never have been the end of the world with those guys. This is different. [ cheers and applause ] this guy is different. They have no respect for the rule of law. Its only about vengeance. People say, can he win . Can he win . [ laughter ] jimmy thats sometimes the best way to do it. Of course. And also, im scared because, you know, democrats never figured out, really, how to beat trump. Every time he went down, it was by his own doing. You said it in your monologue. Now they took away his phone. You want to trust the guy with the nuclear codes, like obama said, who you cant trust with the phone . [ light laughter ] no, i think what the democrats you know, when the cops cant figure out how to beat the serial killer, they get another serial killer to work with them who knows how the guy thinks. Thats what we we got to find another narcissistic billionaire. Im thinking el chapo. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont think thats legal. I dont think thats possible. I mean, again, i can google it. So, what do you say to anyone whos undecided still . Well [ laughter ] i would say, really . First of all. Really . I mean, hes a racist, a liar, a tax cheat, a deadbeat, a a russian agent, and a sexual predator. [ cheers and applause ] how do you find your way out of the door in the morning . Is what i would say to the undecideds. But no, what i would say to the undecides, what im trying to say here, this is a different beast than weve ever and i shouldnt have been so hard on republicans in the past, because they i said horrible things about george bush, but he respected the first amendment. He respected the constitution. [ cheers and applause ] this guy does not. This will be a completely different country. And by the way, young people, when fascists take over, they dont give up power. Get used to President Trump for life. Jimmy i knew you were going to be have strong opinions, so i [ laughter ] but thats why we love you. Thats why we im just teg the idea that america is in a a horrible place, and thats why we need the guy who can make it great again. But america isnt in a horrible place [ cheers and applause ] its just their alternative reality. Jimmy yes they cannot the black president actually did well. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy absolutely. But they cant thats not in their yeah, we actually facts, figures, theyre not in the bible, but we use them now. Unemployment was 10 . Now its 4. 9 . The stock market was at 6900. Now its at 18,000. Okay . The black president did well. But in their alternative reality, the black president is horrible. Americas hanging by a thread. I mean, if you listen to them, theres always a cold knife at your throat and a brown [ bleep ] at your lips. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy this is not hbo. I dont know if you know this. [ laughter ] it is tonight. It always is when im here. All right, bring out the cubs, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love having you on the show. Thank you very much for coming on. And come back when bill maher, everybody [ cheers and applause ] catch real time with bill maher friday nights at 10 00 p. M. On hbo. Well be right back with the stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Sometimes, you feel the need to take. A smellfie. Hanes wants to end the smellfie. Those quick self sniffs. To check the ol smell levels. But this thing weve all done doesnt need to be a thing. Odorprotection technology. Bonus packs available now. Remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Get excited world. Moto is here. The new moto z with motomods. Buy one moto z droid, get one free. Only on verizon. Ill call you back. Is this my car . State farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . This is ridiculous theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . What . This is ridiculous this cant be happening this cant be happening oh, its happening sweetheart. Oh, its happening sweetheart. Shut up with car insurance, for when things go wrong. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests and their teammates were down three games to one to the Cleveland Indians before staging a histic that ended in game seven that is being labeled the best baseball game of all time. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome, from the World Champion chicago cubs, anthony rizzo, Dexter Fowler, and world series mvp ben zobrist [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get in here. I mean i mean, you can i mean, the world [ cheers and applause ] the world the world is in love with you guys. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Congratulations. It was the best it really was the best baseball game. I wish that you could have seen it. [ laughter ] ive seen it probably about five times on replay already. Jimmy you were working. You were working. It was unbelievable. And i just i freaked out. And we have a writer on our show named albertina rizzo, whos a big cubs fan and we all watched together with the writers, and she wouldnt stand up. She was superstitious that and she squatted the whole game. [ light laughter ] every inning, she squatted. And for the whole game, extra innings, rain delay, whatever it was. [ laughter ] but she did it just to make you guys win. I mean, there was people thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she did it. Were you guys are you guys superstitious at all . Did you do anything that you go, oh, we got to keep doing this because now were winning . Go, ah, i shouldnt have put my hat on like that, cause now they scored . We definitely dont change seats on the bench when things are going well. Thats true. Everybody stays exactly same seats. Same thoughts. I was doing the same thing for the whole playoffs. If i had a good game and we won, the same thing the next day. Broke my phone in the nlcs, didnt get it fixed, because if i got it fixed, we wouldnt win the world series. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that stuff. Still broken. Jimmy leave it broken. Leave it broken. Yeah. This is just this is just the tip of the iceberg. You got to win next year now, absolutely. Jimmy it was so exciting. What happened during the rain delay . Like, what was that like . Did you just you know what . It was jhey, he called us all downstairs. Everybody was everywhere, as you can imagine. And we were all mad, sad, there was a lot of lot of emotions everywhere. And, you know, he called us all in the weight room and we all hashed it out. And he said some words, and you know, it put everybody from here to here, and we went out like it was 00 and first to score wins. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and you i dont understand how you you are just unbelievable. I dont understand either. [ cheers and applause ] [ audience chanting ] m. V. P m. V. P m. V. P jimmy i mean, mvp right there. Thank you. [ cheers ] jimmy also, i think youre i think, because you were on the royals last year, they they won the world series. And then you left. You left and went over to the cubs, and i go, that must have been tough. Were you like how what made that decision, and arent you happy . [ light laughter ] yeah. Of course im happy. Jimmy worked out pretty well. It did. I mean, i was a free agent last year, had the chance to choose a couple different places. And well, i grew up i was a a small town kid from illinois. So number one, just trying to for my home state. I mean, that was it. Also, joe maddon managed me in tampa bay as well for several years, so i wanted to win a a championship with him. And then of course, i mean, 108 years, an elusive championship. Who wouldnt want to try to win that championship . So, of course, i had to choose chicago. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was great. But now have the indians been calling you . Is cleveland calling you like every week . Hey, you thinking about making a move . Yeah, im locked up. Jimmy all right, yeah, yeah. How was it, the parade . What did it feel like . Because you know there was 5 million people, is that correct . Yeah. It was unbelievable. I mean, there was people hanging out of trees and buildings just to get a view. It was unbelievable. When youre up there and speaking, it was crazy because usually you you know, if youre speaking at a conference or something, you see the end. There was no end. [ light laughter ] there was just people. See, you have people in trees. Literally. It was crazy. Jimmy and do you know how much it means to people, just especially at this time in america, we need [ cheers and applause ] we needed something. We needed something. I mean, besides the tonight show being on every night for an hour. But we needed even i was like, this is just i didnt want it to end. It was so great and i think what was also great, got to give props to cleveland. I think they handled it well. They were so classy. Sides. Very classy, very kind of friendly, even though it was angry baseball. It was it was like, oh yeah, i could see this guy going this way. But it was really well done, and i im not speaking for chicago fans, but im kind of happy it wasnt at wrigley, because i feel like it would have been just ripped to the ground. [ laughter ] people would have taken souvenirs and the mess that would have been. But when you go back, thats going to be another moment. Thats gonna be tears. I mean, water works. Just crying. You know, it was the best jimmy seriously its the best feeling in the world. That parade, seeing everyone, all the fans crying. Jimmy yeah. Cheering, just being silent, because theyre in awe. It was amazing. Jimmy their their whole generation after generation, theyve never seen the cubs win the world series. I mean, theres clips online of people like with their grandpas and videos of the grandpa, like, so happy. Cry. And i just love what you guys are doing. I heard this rumor that Steve Bartman is that his name . I hate to bring up his name if you dont like him, but, um [ light laughter ] he was the fan that jumped out and interrupted the play and kind of everyone said, oh, he cursed the cubs. Theres a rumor that he was that hes been invited to throw out the first pitch next season. Did you hear that . We havent heard that yet. But thatd be amazing. History, no matter what. He totally should. He definitely should. It would only be right, though, if mois . S alou were to catch the ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy our congratulations to the 2016 world series champion chicago cubs [ cheers and applause ] more tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hey listen, when you tell our friends about your job, maybe lets play up the digital part. But its a manufacturing job. Yeah, well ge is doing a lot of cool things digitally to help machines communicate, might want to at least mention that. Im building worldchanging machines. With my two hands. Does that threaten you . No dont be silly. Im just, uh, going to go to chop some wood. With that . Yeah we dont have an ax. Could you cut the bread . Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack knocked over a candlestick onto the shag carpeting. And his pants ignited into flames, causing him to stop, drop and roll. Luckily jack recently had geico help him with renters insurance. Because all his belongings went up in flames. 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This is the microsoft cloud. . . You dont own me . . Dont try to change me in any way . . Dont tell me what to do . . Just let me be myself . . Thats all i ask of you . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. . You dont own me . Hillary clinton im Hillary Clinton and i approve this message. Vo in times of crisis america depends on steady leadership. Donald trump knock the crap out of them, would you . Seriously. Vo clear thinking. Donald trump i know and calm judgment. Donald trump and you can tell them to go fu k themselves. Vo because all it takes is one wrong move. Donald trump audio only i would bomb the sh t out of jimmy our next guest is a a grammy and Tony Award Winning performer who you know from the broadway sensation, hamilton. You can now see [ cheers and applause ] i know, hes amazing. You can now see him on the hit comedy, blackish, airing wednesdays at 9 30 p. M. On abc. And his rap group, clipping, is starting their European Tour next month. Everybody, please welcome daveed diggs. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy how you doing . Im so good. Jimmy everything good . Everything is good. Jimmy youre always looking sharp. Whos this . Who makes this . Comme des garcons, you know. Jimmy oh, comme des congrats on winning the tony for hamilton. [ cheers and applause ] i havent seen you since. Yeah, i know. Jimmy you were on the show, and we had fun, and you rapped. But then when you won, i was just so happy for you. Oh man, thats like, yeah, i was so oh, i was so nervous last time i was on here, man. Im so stressed out and then they played my music and i was just like jimmy yeah. Still a little nervous, right . Yeah, oh, im terrified. [ laughter ] jimmy but you left hamilton, which must have been tough, just leaving that show. But a lot of work, i imagine. Jimmy eight shows a week. Eight shows a week. Jimmy broadway is just no one ever understands how really how hard that really is. Its hard, yeah. You dont really know how hard it is until you do it. But its grueling. But you love it while youre doing it, and then you finish and youre like, thank god im not doing that. Jimmy now youre on blackish. How is the schedule different . Is it hard . Its like, criminally easy. [ laughter ] jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy really . Like my first week there, i sort of kept looking around, i felt like i was just stealing from people. You are giving me way more money to do way less work. Jimmy and Anthony Anderson who we love, hes like one of my favorite people ever, hows he doing . Oh my god. Jimmy hes funny, right . Oh my god. Jimmy hes great, right . Hes such a trip. Jimmy i love him. Yeah, hes so much fun. Like you never know you never know what youre going get with him. We had a we had a camera operator who got his citizenship, and to celebrate that, anthony anrs a mariachi band. [ laughter ] they came onset in the middle of the day and he had to break open a pinata to celebrate his american citizenship. It was the funniest it was so good. Jimmy i love him. You got to tell him i give him my love. Tell him i said hello, please. I was doing some research on you and i found out that your mom was a dj in the 70s she was. Yeah, 70s and 80s moms like jimmy like a clubs dj . Yeah, yeah, kind of. She used to dj at this little downstairs where she used to dj. Apparently, this is all stories. Yeah, berkeley. Berkeley. Jimmy one person. Hes not even hes not even from there. He just yells berkeley every show. Yeah, its like a normal thing. Sorry about that. So, do you think thats where you got your talent from, your musical taste . I dont know. Certainly, i grew up listening to those records. Its funny. My moms like a very small white woman, and my dad always described that club as, like, the place like black people in the bay know, like, wednesday nights, you go see this little white lady spin at the graduate. Jimmy heres a recent picture of you and your mom, right here. Yeah, thats mom. [ applause ] jimmy did she have a shes cute. Did she have a dj name . Im pretty sure it was just barbara. [ laughter ] dj barbara. Jimmy dj barbara with the wheel of steel. Explosions sound effect. Pyrotechnics. Jimmy yeah, exactly. And then she just walks out like 51. Jimmy she must be so proud of you. She is. Shes seen hamilton like 15 times. Yeah, its great. I actually had to tell her to stop. [ laughter ] posting on facebook and stuff. It got a little much but she is very proud and im you know, its nice to be financially stable. Shes very happy. Jimmy clipping, whats happening with your group . Oh man, well, we just put an album out about a month ago, splendor and misery. If you havent heard it, you should probably check it out. [ cheers and applause ] its on Sub Pop Records and deathbomb arc, and we just finished a little tour along the east coast and then we go to europe in december and were well do a little minitour there. Yeah, all kinds of stuff. So much music is happening. Me and tariq got projects together. Right . This bars mix tape were doing. Theres a really cool project dropping in a couple weeks. Jimmy how would you describe clipping, just hiphop or what yeah. I mean, to us, theyre rap songs. To a lot of people, it sounds like noise. I mean, theres we dont there are a bunch of sort of rules to the band that, like, we dont use sampled instruments or whatever, so every every sound that we make is either synthesized or we do field recording, so well go push a trash can down some stairs and use that as the drums instea because, like, quest is good at the drums, but were not. Jimmy let the drummer drum. Exactly, yeah. But you gave us a little taste last time and i thought maybe tonight, since we have this microphone [ cheers and applause ] give a little bit . All right. Well, look, heres the thing. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Heres the thing, though. You already have, like, one of the greatest rappers in the we didnt do something together. Is that cool . [ cheers and applause ] so, lets just spit some bars about voting, right . Theres an election tomorrow. I dont know if you knew that. [ cheers and applause ] . Not to make everything a matter of life and death . . I wouldnt say anything i dont like to waste my breath . . The pendulum swings slow whether youre right or left but you got a right to vote . . Black thought go and express by the left we up the creek without a paddle . . The devil screamin vote me in its dystopian . . Just put me in the New York Times and the post again . . Youll find me at the polls the moment that its openin . . I really didnt prepare remarks but heres some choice words . . You got the power to change the world make your voice heard . . Whatever will be will be as long as it was meant to be so we going to see daveed . . Tell them about the history the right to vote aint always . . Been given to every citizen not until 1920 did it include any women and not until 1965 . . If you exhibit melanin and even now they try to stop us when they tellin us lies about dead lines . And all this Voter Registration miseducation . . Ill be damned if after all that blood and fightin for the . . Right to be counted i dont get out my bed and fill out that ballot go vote tomorrow . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on come on daveed diggs Black Thought [ cheers and applause ] blackish airs wednesdays at 9 30 p. M. On abc. Well be right back with a a performance from muna [ cheers and applause ] . Remember 2007 . Smtphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. A projector. Hello moto. 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I dont want one thats had a big wreck just say, show me cars with no accidents reported pretty cool i like it thats the power of carfax . Find the cars you want, avoid the ones you dont plus you get a free carfax . Report with every listing . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a critically acclaimed trio making their tv debut with us tonight. Performing loudspeaker off their upcoming album, about u, please welcome muna [ cheers and applause ] . Wasted on you trying to teach me a lesson . . Well baby i am wanting from you you can try to be my hell to be my beating . . But every time i love myself it hurts your feelings so if i feel . . Real good tonight im gonna put it high on the loudspeaker and if i feel like crying . . I wont hide it i am a loudspeaker i am a loudspeaker i am a loudspeaker . . What youve done to me well ive seen many believe them well baby youve got another thing coming . . You can try to make me stop call it delusion but every time . . I dont shut up its revolution so if i feel real good tonight . . Im gonna put it high and if i feel like crying i wont hide it . . I am a loudspeaker i am a loudspeaker i am a loudspeaker . . I dont know where im not gonna carry it all . . I dont know where the shame dies but its helping me to scream this . . Is not my fault i dont know where the blame lies . . But you Better Believe im not gonna carry it all i dont know where the shame dies . . But its helping me to scream this is not my fault i dont know where . But you Better Believe im not gonna carry it all i dont know where the shame dies . . But its helping me to scream this is not my fault . . . So if i feel real good tonight im gonna put it high . If i feel like crying i wont hide it i am a loudspeaker . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic thank you so much thank you so much muna [ cheers and applause ] about u is out february 3rd and available for preorder now. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. Muna. [ cheers and applause ] when i come home and dinners not ready i go through the roof. Grab em by the p. When youre a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. More accusers coming forward to say they were sexually assaulted by donald trump. Ill go backstage before a show. Yes. And everyones getting dressed. Donald trump walked into the dressing room while contestants, some as young as 15 were changing. Women. Id look her right in that fat ugly face of hers. She ate like a pig. A person whos flatchested is very hard to be a 10. Do you treat women with respect . Uh. I cant say that either. Alright, good. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to bill maher, daveed diggs, anthony rizzo, Dexter Fowler, ben zobrist, muna once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john goodman, star of broadways falsettos, actor, andrew rannells. Music from the 1975. Keith carlock . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyer [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you all so much. How is everybody doing tonight out there . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic news. In that case lets get to the news. Tomorrow is election day. Well, thats just not true, said kellyann conway

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